Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 8 Episode 7 No Future For You Pt 2
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00:00This is friendship.
00:26Step one.
00:29You finally meet somebody you dig.
00:32Somebody you can groove with.
00:35Somebody who doesn't seem like all the other phony losers out there.
00:40What's the matter, Faith?
00:42All that killing?
00:43You afraid to die?
00:46Step two.
00:47They share little of themselves with you, you share everything with them.
00:54That's mine.
00:56You're about to get it back.
00:59Step three.
01:01It all goes to crap.
01:05They hurt you, you hurt them back.
01:11Or maybe it's the other way around.
01:15Man, I'm gonna miss this.
01:18Whatever.
01:21They might find a way to forgive each other.
01:26But it won't ever be like it used to.
01:29Because that pain never really fades away.
01:34You did it.
01:36And in the end, no matter how many wicked good times you had together,
01:42you would have been better off flying solo all along.
01:48Anyway, live and learn.
01:54Almost die and, uh, learn way more.
02:00Faith, are you online?
02:03I'm here to help you talk your way out of trouble,
02:06but it's important that you keep conversation to a minimum.
02:10Eliminate your target as quickly as possible,
02:13then head for the extraction point.
02:16I know how difficult this must be for you,
02:18but once it's finished, your slaying days are over and you can...
02:22Sorry, Giles.
02:24Got enough voices in my head already.
02:28Pardon me, would you mind stepping this way for a security check, miss?
02:34You call this security?
02:37Daddy wouldn't let me go to the market without more firepower than what you children are carrying.
02:44Not that His Excellency the Viscount of Avalon would ever send his daughter on a servant's errand.
02:53She's clean.
02:54Which is more than I can say for you, you absolute gorilla.
02:59If I could just see your invitation, then.
03:03Do you honestly expect me to wave around some cheap piece of parchment
03:08like a bleeding sped in line at the cinema?
03:12Let me inside before I have you sent back to whichever stablehouse detail your superiors mistakenly pulled you off of.
03:20You're one of them, all right.
03:22Give her worshipfulness, my love.
03:29Keep it together, kid.
03:32If the G-Man is right,
03:35I'll be doing the world a huge favor stabbing the spoiled skank in the heart.
03:41I've done worse than this without losing a wink, so...
03:45Why the hell am I shaking so bad now?
03:51Just stick it in her and let the girl bleed.
03:58This is insufferable!
04:02It's supposed to be a receiving line, not a damn lecture series!
04:09Just hand me your inane birthday cards and be on your way!
04:18See that lovely rack?
04:20Fourth in line to meet Lady Genevieve.
04:23Keep an eye on her, would you lads.
04:25Girl is making my wand tingle, and not in a good way.
04:30If she's so much as curtsies too shallow, turn her bones to dust.
04:38This is about sex, isn't it?
04:41Because everyone keeps trying to give me the birds and the bees speech,
04:44which I outgrew ten years and six hundred shoe sizes ago.
04:48No one's trying to lecture you, Don.
04:51But none of my spells are going to shrink you like a cotton sweater
04:54until I know exactly what mojo your lover boy used.
04:59And speaking of clothes...
05:02Have you been wearing the same outfit ever since you...
05:05blossomed?
05:07What? Did my proportionate stench tip you off?
05:13Because unless Lane Bryant redefines plus-sized in a hurry,
05:18it's only going to get worse.
05:20I swear, I'll unembiggen you the second you tell me
05:23what incantation your significant other used
05:26while you two were being significant together.
05:29You're worse than my sister, Willow.
05:32Why is everyone so sure this is Kenny's fault?
05:36Um, because he's a thrice-wise.
05:39I'm as sensitive to profiling as the next gay Wiccan Jewess.
05:43But not every stereotype is untrue.
05:48You don't understand.
05:50He was the only guy on campus who treated me like a friend.
05:54Not a... walking pair of boobs.
05:58Oh, sweetie. Don't talk like that.
06:02Boys are into you because of your legs,
06:05not those itty-bitty things.
06:07I missed you, Will.
06:10But the truth is...
06:11Miss Rosenberg?
06:13Sorry to interrupt, but Buffy was wondering
06:15if you could give her a hand with the castle's new defense system.
06:19First of all, what did we discuss about calling me by my mother's name?
06:24With that, I'd be turning into a baby goat if I didn't knock it off.
06:28Very good, Renee.
06:30And please tell Miss Summers that I already double-checked
06:33our perimeter's enchanted moat this morning.
06:35Actually, she said she was looking for, and I quote,
06:39Laptop Geek Willow, not Broomstick Action Willow.
06:44I think she needs help figuring out the new radar stations we just installed.
06:48Right. I forgot we added G.I. Joe to the long list of people who want us dead.
06:54But the best surveillance gear in the world is only going to tell us
06:57if the chicken hawks are on their way.
07:00What are we supposed to do when they actually get here?
07:03Whatever we have to.
07:06All's fair.
07:12This is it.
07:15She is so dead.
07:19Yep, I'm going back in there and finishing the job the second I put this thing out.
07:26Maybe I'll polish off the pack first, just to steady my...
07:31Mind if I bum a fag?
07:33What do I care? You can bum whoever you...
07:38Oh!
07:42Right, help yourself.
07:45Cheers.
07:48I just had to get away from the vast sea of idiots in there.
07:53They're all so helplessly fake.
07:56They make me want to slit my wrists.
07:58I know what you mean.
08:01If it weren't for my fascist tutor,
08:03I'd blow out of here and catch the Amy Winehouse show at Shepherd's Bush.
08:07God, I love her!
08:09I still can't believe that voice comes out of a little white girl.
08:14I like any song that can make me cry while everyone else is dancing.
08:21I'm Gigi. Obviously, yeah?
08:24I'm Hope. Hope Lion.
08:29Lion, eh?
08:32I think I might have met your parents at one of those horrid ceremonial introductions.
08:37How are they these days?
08:40Dad may as well be a ghost, and Mum is a filthy drunk.
08:44You sure we're not sisters?
08:47Who knows? Maybe in a different...
08:53What the f***?
08:56What the f***?
08:59She's a guest, you imbeciles!
09:02Let her go!
09:05Freaking gargoyles. I hate Europe.
09:10This either works or it don't.
09:16Man, I wish I had Giles for this.
09:19At least he'd say goodbye.
09:22But I just had to throw him away.
09:28Why am I such a dick to every guy that's the least bit nice to me?
09:34Will you shut the hell up, stupid? That's dead girl talk.
09:38Get your empty head in the game before...
09:54Just try to grope me, frat boy.
09:57I've made bigger bruises than you cry like little...
10:04And right on cue, here comes Bachelor Number Two.
10:11Yo, rock!
10:14Need heart, place.
10:34Bloody hell!
10:43I'm begging you, snuff her out now.
10:46No. She isn't one of your disposable street urchins.
10:51This Slayer is a fellow Blueblood.
10:54She's a Viscount's kid, not a sodding princess.
10:59Precisely.
11:01The whole point of this little soiree
11:04was identifying possible threats to my impending coronation,
11:08which a lowly banker's daughter clearly is not.
11:13Not a threat? Are you mad?
11:17She turned my boys to rubble.
11:19After they attacked her unprovoked.
11:22And she was brilliant.
11:26I could use someone like her at my side.
11:30Hush! She's coming round.
11:34Where?
11:37It's all right, Hope. This is Rodan.
11:41He's from Belfast, but don't hold that against him.
11:44Lady Genevieve, this is a profoundly bad...
11:47I realize how confusing this must be for you.
11:53But you're not like other girls.
11:56You're part of a long line of very important, very powerful people.
12:02Um, duh.
12:05I'm not talking about nobility.
12:08I'm talking about an ancient force
12:11that you and I and a lot of other girls have tapped into.
12:15Rodan says I'm going to lead the lot of us
12:18to take our rightful place at the head of this wretched society.
12:23Right after I destroy the woman holding us back
12:28and take her mantle as queen.
12:32Queen?
12:35You want to kill Elizabeth?
12:38No, Hope.
12:41Not Elizabeth.
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