Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 8 Episode 9 No Future For You Pt 4
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00:00You
00:14One more thing before you go evil scumbag
00:21That's what most people think of the last guy who put me in a dress
00:25What's up, boss?
00:27Do you really need to be so gosh-darned formal faith mayor Wilkins is a servant of the people not vice versa
00:35Why don't you start calling me Richard?
00:37Yeah
00:38Okay, sure thing
00:41And I don't know
00:44Dude may have been a bit of a snake
00:47But he wasn't a dog
00:49I'm sure miss manners would take issue with me telling you this instead of writing it on a proper piece of
00:55Personalized stationery, but I just wanted to say
01:00Thank you. I
01:03Honestly don't know if I would have been able to pull off my little campaign to clean up our Ferris City without you
01:10But I sure as heck wouldn't have enjoyed myself half as much
01:14cool
01:15No prob
01:18Everybody thinks he was like
01:21Exploiting me or whatever
01:23That's not how it felt
01:25My dear Edna may rest your soul. She and I never had a chance to bring a child into this world
01:31but
01:32When I look into your eyes, I see a daughter. She would have been proud to call her own
01:40Thanks, so I totally get how chicks can get mixed up in the wrong crap
01:45Now
01:47Why don't you change into your play clothes?
01:50The blood of innocence is a real pain in the neck to wash out of cotton blends
01:55even today, it's still hard to look back at my time with that guy and
02:00Feel anything but loved that a girl that each enemy had murder this box-stabbing slide
02:10I let you into my home hope into my sorting tub
02:15I didn't lie about the stuff that matters. So why don't you drop the medieval times prop?
02:22You're not even English are you where's that horrid accent from anyway, New York
02:29Ouch
02:41For the record, I'm a Boston girl, you know like the tea party
02:49Don't care what's that little colony you crawled out of your station in life is about is equal to that of my bloody
02:56Personal shopper, you're hardly fit to be slain by a slayer
03:00much less to
03:05You think I asked for this
03:12You're even less entitled to power than the blow-dried princess of Wales was to hers I should listen to Rodin
03:20Who?
03:22lucky charms
03:25If you want someone to be pissed at try him trust me dude is gonna be the death of he may push me
03:31But Rodin's also my best mate
03:35Something I doubt you ever
03:37Oh
03:52It's over Rupert
03:54We're not getting on to this girl's grounds any more than a bloodsuckers coming into my hut without an invite
04:02You can't give up Trafalgar
04:04Tell that to my last hundred wives
04:07Hey, sorry, but
04:10It's gonna take arts darker than mine to get you to the other side
04:17Speaking of which
04:21Thank heaven you called I
04:23Hope to protect you from all this, but I may require your assistance remotely deactivating a mystical
04:29Style
04:31Her you're working with her and you didn't even tell me I
04:37I can explain later. Please lives are at stake
04:41Yeah, like mine your femme Nikita just tried to stuff me down a pool drain
04:48Faith in her new druth ported me into the middle of a British invasion
04:53Luckily will conjured up my ticket home
05:00Not until you tell me exactly what the hell is going on
05:05No, I don't want you to be any part of this
05:13Do what you can for him is is everything okay Buffy
05:21Maybe the boss just needs some alone time
05:26What other kind is there
05:30Look
05:35Now you've gone and ruined mother's stupid rosebush
05:38I'll have to get road in to grow me a new one before she returns if your boy was there to such a pal
05:44Where the hell is he now? He knows I can handle myself. He trusts me
05:50He adores me
05:53Ah
05:55Maybe he does maybe don't but either way
05:59Part of you knows something ain't right
06:01Cuz you've never deserved to be loved by what I deserve is is everything that was squandered on unworthy tramps like you
06:09Your blood is my birthright and as soon as I run the last drop out of your kind
06:14My nightmares are going to end if you're so sick of the bad dreams
06:20then wait
06:22I
06:39I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
06:49But it's blank
06:52Miss home goes
07:08Looks like I've asked the wrong kid. There's some kind of goddamn magic man, right?
07:15Heal her
07:17I
07:20Father my orders were to train this lair to end all slayers
07:25Genevieve here was just a dead end
07:28You on the other hand may be exactly the bird
07:32I'm looking for not if you were the last one body left red
07:37Even though you and I could make Buffy disappear forever
07:40I
07:46Saw the look in your eyes when you and summers were born at it
07:50I know you'll never be happy so long as she's out there
07:54Lucky for you. I've been promised clemency from the coming purge
07:59So long as we destroy the long-headed pain of your existence
08:05The guidebook will show us how
08:11Thanks, but I it's much of a reader
08:20Keep it anyway
08:30Lord nothing sadder than an over-the-hill slayer girls like you are supposed to shuffle off this mortal coil when you're young and
08:38fresh
08:39Not when you're starting to sag a bit
08:47So long faith
08:52The hell are you smiling about
09:00Well, if it isn't the kennel master
09:05Oh
09:08You're all gonna die, you know every last one of your bitches
09:20Sante run
09:26You're desperate old kid
09:28Did you honestly try to use one of my own containment spell against me?
09:34I can break out of any mystic field ever enchanted
09:38by now
09:42That's why I put one inside you
09:47Bust
09:57Come on
10:01We're done
10:05I
10:13Morning
10:14How are you holding up?
10:16Not my first rodeo
10:19How about you?
10:20Conan the librarian
10:24Yes, well it's a side of myself
10:26I'd rather not expose to those under my watch, but I have used lethal force before don't make it any easier
10:33No
10:35No, it doesn't
10:37regardless
10:39Congratulations on a most honorable discharge. I've secured you a new identity as well as a one-way ticket. Thanks, but
10:46Not ready to punch out just yet. I
10:49Thought you were done with blood. I am
10:52But they're gonna be other Gigi's out there if I stop stabbing and started I
10:58Don't know playing social worker to the Slayers
11:02Maybe I could help walk a few bad girls back from the brink
11:06There's a war coming and I'm not cut out to be a general. I
11:10Have a feeling we could both do more good behind the scenes than on the battlefield
11:16Appreciate the offer, but I think I'm done taking orders even from guys. I dig
11:22Actually given your most recent performance. I was envisioning more of a partnership between equals
11:29We could perform those
11:31Peacekeeping missions ill-suited to others in our line of work
11:35Wouldn't me and you starting a two-man band go down lousy with your main girl
11:41I'm afraid I wouldn't know
11:43Buffy and I
11:45Aren't on speaking terms at the moment
11:48And I guess we're on our own, huh?
11:50It would appear so
11:53But perhaps we can be on our own together
11:59Twilight
12:03You there I
12:06Humbly request your audience and all that crap. I
12:10Bear your mark now. Give me my damn audience
12:17You're not gonna be walking on air when you hear what I have to say
12:21Our man on the inside confirms that summers is still alive
12:27The goons fail rodent and Genevieve were not my minions
12:33They were my targets. What are you talking about?
12:37This whole operation was about neutralizing two of your own soldiers
12:42It was about manipulating our enemies in a raging this ugly war for us
12:48Attacked a crucial for bringing the age of magics to a close
12:53By pitting watcher against warlock and slayer against slayer
12:59We have pushed even the victors to remove themselves from the chessboard
13:05Who cares about a couple of rooks when the Queen is still in play?
13:10How can you see this as a victory when Buffy's narrow ass lives to fight another day?
13:17Let her have the day
13:22Night falls
13:52You