Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 8 Episode 12 Wolves At The Gate Pt 1
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00:00Or maybe they're panthers.
00:24No, no, I was right the first time.
00:28Those are wolves.
00:29We got wolves at the gate.
00:34I'm gonna need you to be sure on this one.
00:36Wolves?
00:37Common sight along the moors.
00:40Panthers not so much.
00:42Yeah.
00:43You better check me.
00:45I got no depth perception here.
00:47For all I know, it's a swarm of bees.
00:50You don't have to do this, you know.
00:51I mean, I'm cool.
00:54Do the what now?
00:58Last time I pulled sentry duties, Scottish zombies swarmed the castle.
01:03I get it.
01:04I screwed up.
01:05Not gonna happen twice.
01:07You don't need to babysit me.
01:10Definitely wolves, by the way.
01:11Okay, hang on, back up.
01:13Nobody's babysitting anyone here.
01:16If anything, that fantasy comes much later and only if we both agree to it and have a
01:21safe word.
01:23Trust me, I'm on my own time here.
01:26Really?
01:27Are you kidding me?
01:28Check out there.
01:29The moon is full, the stars are bright, the fog is particularly fog-tastic.
01:43Who wants to be alone on a night like this?
01:52Wow.
01:53That was... that was... wow.
02:03Yeah, that was wow.
02:07Pretty much covers it.
02:11You're supposed to say, easy miss, I've got you.
02:17And then I say, you've got me?
02:20Who's got you?
02:22I'm supposed to call you miss?
02:24Lois is fine.
02:26If you start with that can you read my mind speech again, I'm dropping you.
02:33You know, most people just scream and hold on for dear life when I fly them places.
02:39I took a Dramamine.
02:43Is that Dawn down there?
02:44Yep.
02:45She sleeps in a barn?
02:46Only when it looks like it might rain.
02:50You want me to give you the grand tour?
02:52Nah, the Dramamine's making me wobbly.
02:56I think I best retire to the boudoir, m'lady.
03:02I could use a quiet evening tonight.
03:19You know, there are better ways to do this.
03:22Do what?
03:23Spend time with me.
03:26I mean, off the top of my head, you could, you know, take me out.
03:31You want me to assassinate you?
03:34No, on a date.
03:38Oh.
03:40Renee, would you like to go out with me?
03:45I'd love to.
03:47Okay then.
03:49But first, we should probably deal with our wolf problem.
03:53I know.
03:54I'm not even sure who we alert.
03:56A zoo?
03:58Do they even have zoos in Scotland?
04:00Nope.
04:01Scotland's a primitive society.
04:03Their men hunt with clubs and their women wear corsets to bed.
04:07I don't want to go out with you anymore.
04:10So...
04:13How do we handle tomorrow?
04:15What do you mean?
04:17I mean, I know what this is.
04:19I know you didn't just turn gay all of a sudden.
04:23How do you know that?
04:24Did I do something wrong?
04:26Because I'm flying blind here.
04:28It's not like they make instruction manuals for these sorts of things.
04:32Actually, they do.
04:34Okay, but I'm not blind.
04:36Actually, they do.
04:38Okay, but I haven't read them.
04:40I didn't get a lot of prep time here,
04:42and I think that should be taken into consideration before final grades are given.
04:47Trust me, you didn't do anything wrong.
04:49But I didn't do enough things.
04:51You did more things than me.
04:53And you let me.
04:54You were amazing.
04:56I can live with amazing.
04:58What was your question again?
05:00What do we do about tomorrow?
05:03You mean the whole we slept together thing?
05:06For starters.
05:12I don't know.
05:13It's like...
05:15I had a wonderful night.
05:17And it's been a while since I said that.
05:19So...
05:21Tomorrow...
05:23I'm gonna think about what we did.
05:25And I'm gonna blush.
05:28And then I'm gonna smile.
05:30But I'm not sure it goes any further than that.
05:33I get it.
05:35You sure?
05:36Yeah.
05:37We'll leave it at we had a wonderful night.
05:40I should probably get going.
05:42No.
05:44That's not what I'm saying.
05:46I mean...
05:49You can stay till morning.
05:51Really?
05:53Yeah.
05:54But do me a favor though.
05:56Don't mention this to anyone.
05:59I won't say a word.
06:00It's not that I'm ashamed or anything.
06:02It's just...
06:04You know, for now.
06:06It's better if we keep this between us.
06:08Okay.
06:09Probably nothing to worry about.
06:11But there seems to be a wolf and or panther situation I should bring to your...
06:15Xander!
06:17Oh, merciful Zeus!
06:19Xander, get out of here!
06:21I didn't see anything.
06:23I swear!
06:24Oh, my eye.
06:25My burning, beautiful eye!
06:27What's the verdict?
06:29Are we supposed to sound the alarm?
06:31I wasn't aware we had an alarm for this.
06:33But yes!
06:34Sound the alarm!
06:35Oh...
06:36Zatsu?
06:38Hi, Renee.
06:39Please shut the door!
06:43Okay, to be fair, I'm still a little woozy for my medicine.
06:46But I'm pretty sure a dozen wolves just ran past me in the hall.
06:50Andrew?
06:52Oh, hi, Buffy.
06:55Hi, nude Asian girl.
07:04How much Dramamine did I take?
07:08Everybody, get out of my room!
07:12Buffy, the entire barn is filled with bees and I...
07:16Oh, my God!
07:18Buffy, what are you doing?
07:20Dawn?
07:22This isn't what it looks like.
07:24Oh, thank God.
07:26This is a dream.
07:27I don't think this is a dream.
07:29No, no, no.
07:30I've had this one before.
07:31You're here.
07:32They're here.
07:33I'm just gonna go sit in the corner and wait for Willow to arrive.
07:41Ow.
07:42Willow?
07:43Oh, my God, what happened?
07:46I think we're under attack.
07:50Why are you naked in bed with Zatsu?
07:54Where exactly are these wolves?
08:24Kumiko brought down the witch.
08:26We've engaged the slayer forces at the perimeter.
08:31Any confirmed fatalities?
08:34None so far.
08:36They're stronger than we expected.
08:38Ah, don't sound so dour, Aiden.
08:44I'm sorry, Aiden.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:48I'm sorry, Aiden.
08:50I'm sorry, Aiden.
08:53The future is bright.
08:57Okay.
08:58I try to be Miss Share-and-Share-alike,
09:02but I really don't like it when people touch my stuff.
09:06Hmm?
09:12Hmm.
09:14Ah!
09:16Gah!
09:18Gah!
09:24Did your friend just turn into a kitty?
09:32Go.
09:35Bye, now.
09:40Okay.
09:42That's new.
09:48Ah!
10:02I'm not saying it makes sense,
10:08but a vampire punched me and then turned into fog.
10:12We got similar reports from the front lines.
10:16Some flint between wolves, panthers, even bees.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Definite transmogrification abilities.
10:23How is that allowed?
10:24They're vampires.
10:25Did I miss some meaning or something?
10:27Believe me,
10:29nothing seems to make sense tonight.
10:34They took the site!
10:36I know.
10:37The site's site!
10:38My site!
10:40That can't be a coincidence.
10:42They must know about the spell.
10:44Yes, granted.
10:46This counts as bad,
10:48but we'll track them down.
10:50How many Japanese vampire goth gangs can there possibly be out there?
10:54Are we even sure they are vampires?
10:57I mean, when was the last time we saw a vampire turn into a swarm of bees?
11:03Right, that's what I'm saying.
11:05I just said that.
11:07Since when do vampires turn into wolves?
11:10Or panthers?
11:13Or fog?
11:16What?
11:17Why is everyone staring at...
11:23Aw, crap.
11:29This isn't exactly what I meant by date.
11:32I know.
11:33I was thinking something less helicopter-y.
11:36I'll make it up to you.
11:38Not even sure what I'm supposed to be doing here.
11:41You just need to keep an eye on me.
11:43Make sure I don't do anything strange.
11:46What do you mean, strange?
11:49It's nothing to worry about.
11:51It's just...
11:56Sometimes when I get around this guy,
11:59I start acting...
12:01wonky.
12:03Like wonky how?
12:06Xander like wonky how?
12:14Hello, man-servant.
12:20Hey, how's it going?
12:25Master.
12:36Master?
12:43Master!
12:45Master!
12:47A-are you...
12:49A-are you...
12:51A-are you...
12:52Are you in pain?
12:54Are you in pain?
12:57I...
12:59I...
13:03I...
13:05You