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00:00Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Meri Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, you must have seen in life that when a person is arguing with a fool,
00:29it does not mean that a person is arguing with a fool.
00:35In fact, two fools are talking to each other.
00:38Whenever you think that you are arguing with a fool, you are a fool too.
00:43These are two fools who are arguing.
00:45What I mean to say is that, especially in Pakistan and overall in the whole world,
00:50whether you go from Pakistan to the East or the West,
00:55the situation is that the world is rapidly becoming bipolar.
01:00People are moving away from political, linguistic and other foundations.
01:06This is also the case in Pakistan.
01:08So, I want all of us to understand one thing.
01:11If we do that, we can stick to our guns.
01:15We can stick to our words and there will be no fight.
01:18How will this happen?
01:19If you are a wise person, you have knowledge and you are not a fool,
01:26then whenever there is a political debate,
01:29just open your point of view and state it and be silent.
01:34And secondly, when you state your point of view,
01:37then also state it and be silent.
01:39If you want to say anything more about it, say it.
01:42Otherwise, do not try to prove anything.
01:45There are only fights in this.
01:47There has never been a positive aspect out of any fight.
01:51Let's start today's show with this.
01:53Today, we will take you to the arena and see the condition of the wrestlers.
02:00What is happening in the arena these days in winters?
02:02Which oil should be used best in winters?
02:05What should be eaten?
02:06The most important thing in winters that can keep you healthy and active.
02:13What are the problems in winters?
02:16You get flu.
02:17You cough.
02:20The season is like this.
02:21The body aches.
02:22The energy runs out.
02:23You don't feel like getting out of the bed.
02:25All these things have a solution in one wisdom.
02:28And that solution is such that there is no better solution than that.
02:32And that is honey.
02:34And let me tell you something interesting.
02:36The nights of winters are so long.
02:38Winters are the season when your body is properly repaired.
02:41When you sleep.
02:43All the things that are damaged throughout the year are repaired in winters.
02:46So if you drink a spoonful of honey before going to sleep,
02:49then you will get a very good night's sleep.
02:52Mr. Roohan, we don't tie our apples with sticks.
02:55Yes, yes.
02:56I swear to God that when you get well,
03:00you will eat me again.
03:02Oh, oh, oh.
03:03Yes, yes.
03:04This is the same stick that I had used earlier.
03:09Mr. Roohan, a man's star has become a stick.
03:11Oh, oh, oh.
03:12He has made a mistake.
03:13Then?
03:14He has become a star for a month.
03:16For whom they say,
03:17Neem, Hakim, Khatra-e-Jaan.
03:19It's not that.
03:20We have a degree in medicine.
03:22And he said,
03:23you don't follow him.
03:29Mr. Khalifa,
03:30Hita, Dengue, Shobha are not coming from today.
03:32Believe me,
03:33they won't come.
03:34Wow.
03:35The old wrestling,
03:36I have fought with them.
03:37I will show you.
03:38Tell me, tell me.
03:39In India, wrestling is like this.
03:41Oh, okay.
03:42Oh, oh, oh.
03:44Is this wrestling?
03:45Oh, oh, oh.
03:46It was a storm.
03:47A storm.
03:48A storm.
03:51At least show us someone's body.
03:54He is a genuine wrestler.
03:55I mean,
03:56he is from China.
03:59Our Khalifa,
04:00he is a real wrestler.
04:01Yes.
04:02Okay.
04:03His hair, sir.
04:04Oh, oh, oh.
04:05Believe me,
04:06when I talk to him,
04:07I get goosebumps.
04:08He has stopped for two hours.
04:10Two hours?
04:11Yes.
04:12This is your Guinness Book of World Records.
04:14Records.
04:15What happened after two hours?
04:16Ma'am, Hita has gone for a run.
04:18Let's go.
04:24And he,
04:25he won't go home today.
04:27Why?
04:28You also don't want to go to Korea?
04:29Why?
04:30Today, I will introduce you to a celebrity.
04:32Who is a celebrity?
04:33Two glasses.
04:34A celebrity is coming.
04:35Who?
04:36Two glasses.
04:37A big star is coming.
04:38A big star is coming.
04:39Meera Jan?
04:40She is coming.
04:42She is making a film.
04:43Okay.
04:44What film is she making, Meera?
04:45Dangal Mein Mangal.
04:46She is making a new film.
04:47Dangal Mein Mangal.
04:50Come, come, come.
04:51You have reached.
04:52Give me the money.
04:54No, no.
04:55He is your wrestler.
04:56Greetings, Mr. Khalifa.
04:58Sit, sit, sit.
04:59Sit.
05:00Be careful.
05:01Be careful.
05:02Okay.
05:03He is the one.
05:04He is the one.
05:05Mr. Khalifa,
05:06your wrestler was very sad.
05:08He was saying,
05:09Ustad,
05:10leave the fool.
05:13He is calling me a fool.
05:16He starts screaming while having breakfast.
05:18Why?
05:19That he is missing the food.
05:20Oh.
05:21He starts screaming inside the bathroom.
05:24That he is missing the food.
05:26He is saying,
05:27that he did this 40 days ago.
05:31Mr. Karun,
05:32do you remember the arrangement of the food?
05:35Oh, oh.
05:36I have lost so many wrestling matches in this food.
05:41Tell me,
05:42how do you exercise in the food?
05:44I will show you.
05:45Do it, do it, do it.
05:47Come on, make me sit.
05:49Sorry.
05:51I don't think she is the one.
05:55She is saying,
05:56I don't think she is the one.
05:58Come on, make me sit.
05:59Okay.
06:00Poor girl,
06:01the whole day is spent like this.
06:02Oh, oh, oh.
06:03No, no.
06:06Mr. Karun.
06:07Yes.
06:08You have to count this.
06:09Yes, yes, I will count.
06:10Start.
06:11Don't be arrogant.
06:12Yes, yes, dear.
06:16How many are there?
06:17One.
06:18What?
06:19One.
06:22How many are there?
06:23Mr. Prabhan,
06:24one hundred.
06:27Brother, I am not able to sleep.
06:28I am sweating.
06:29Where is the tissue?
06:30I am sweating.
06:33You are not able to stand sweating.
06:35Then?
06:36You are not able to stand.
06:43How many days do you sit on the bed
06:45after sneezing or coughing?
06:46Sit.
06:47I have never even got up from the bed.
06:50Sir,
06:51make her do it.
06:52I will make her do it.
06:53Make her conscious.
06:54Make her conscious.
06:59I remembered, Mr. Khalifa.
07:00These are her medicines.
07:02Mr. Khalifa,
07:03give her water
07:04of neem leaves
07:05every 15 minutes.
07:06Oh, Leila.
07:08Leila.
07:09But we have so many leaves
07:10on our body
07:11that we can't breathe.
07:14And after every half an hour
07:16keep her tongue
07:17under the stick.
07:18No, no, no.
07:19Under the tongue.
07:20Why?
07:21Is her throat bad?
07:22No, no, no.
07:23Why should she keep her tongue
07:24under the tongue?
07:25She is very smart.
07:26She can suck it up.
07:32This stick
07:33is not for the stick.
07:34It is for the stick.
07:35Because it starts
07:36from the tip of the stick.
07:39After every half an hour
07:40put turmeric in the milk
07:41and rub it
07:42on the stick.
07:43Oh, Tamkata.
07:45What?
07:46No, we put turmeric
07:47in the milk and drink it.
07:49No, you have to rub it
07:50on the stick.
07:51You have to rub it on the stick.
07:52No, you have to rub it
07:53on the stick.
07:58We also have
07:59a stick.
08:00Yes.
08:01We have to rub it
08:02on the stick
08:03and rub it
08:04on her nose.
08:05What are you saying?
08:07Her nose
08:08gets stuck.
08:10Can we apply it
08:11with a cotton bud?
08:12No, no, no.
08:13She is allergic to it.
08:14She is allergic
08:15to it because
08:16it is in her brain.
08:18We have to rub
08:19a teaspoon of honey
08:20on her nose
08:21and rub it
08:22on her nose.
08:23We do it with a cotton bud
08:24and rub it
08:25on her nose.
08:27Do you know
08:28how when we rub it
08:29on her nose
08:30it becomes very thick
08:31and writes
08:32on it
08:33and then
08:34we rub it
08:35on the stick.
08:36The injury
08:37medicine
08:38is to be taken
08:39every hour
08:40after that.
08:41She is healing
08:42the injury
08:43from the inside.
08:44Brother Kulfi,
08:45you have to
08:46treat her.
08:47It is done.
08:48Are you telling
08:49her things?
08:50Tell me, sister.
08:51Yes.
08:52Let's go to my house.
08:53What?
08:54Go home quickly and get some hot water.
08:56Okay.
08:59Poor, poor old people.
09:01Leave it.
09:03Leave it.
09:03Leave it, my dear.
09:04What will you do before they get scared?
09:08You have given your thoughts to them.
09:10What will they do?
09:11I tried so hard to tell you that I have given my thoughts to them.
09:14Okay.
09:14Wait. What happened?
09:15Don't go back yet.
09:17Sister, wait.
09:17What happened?
09:18Bring the chair.
09:20A little ahead.
09:21One minute.
09:21Hey!
09:22Come here.
09:23Give it to me.
09:24I have been sitting here for the past three days.
09:29Greetings, brother.
09:31Greetings.
09:32Brother, you have come from a long way.
09:34Where did you get this palace from?
09:37I have heard about you.
09:38Tell me, what is this?
09:40Brother, give me the medicine.
09:41Here you go.
09:42You can have it if you want.
09:45Okay, brother.
09:46You have become very sensible.
09:47I don't have any worries.
09:49God bless you.
09:50Here you go.
09:51Give me the medicine.
09:52Okay, I will give you the medicine.
09:58Do you go out?
09:59No.
09:59Do you feel dizzy?
10:00No.
10:01Do you have a headache?
10:02No.
10:02Then why should I give you the medicine?
10:06Do you know what my problem is?
10:08You are not even telling me the problem.
10:10What is this?
10:10Tell me the problem.
10:12What is the problem?
10:13I am telling you the problem.
10:14You are talking about yourself.
10:16Keep quiet.
10:17Tell me.
10:18I need the medicine.
10:23What medicine do you need?
10:24You have a headache.
10:25You have a headache.
10:27You have a headache.
10:28What is the problem?
10:28Are you a doctor?
10:29No.
10:30Are you a physician?
10:31No.
10:31The doctor who is here
10:33should go to the doctor and ask me what the problem is.
10:36I will tell him.
10:37He has torn my clothes.
10:38Okay.
10:39I will teach him a lesson.
10:40No, no.
10:40Go to the doctor.
10:41No, don't get angry.
10:42He is right.
10:43What should he say in front of everyone?
10:45What should he say?
10:46Can't a person say this?
10:47I have come from the city.
10:48Yes.
10:49Okay.
10:50Will you tell anyone?
10:51Not at all.
10:52Won't you tell anyone my name?
10:53Never.
10:54Believe me.
10:55Give me the medicine.
10:57Give me the medicine.
11:00Give me the medicine.
11:01What?
11:01Yes.
11:02He is teasing me.
11:03Give me the medicine.
11:04He is teasing me.
11:06He is teasing me.
11:08Don't hit me.
11:09Give me the medicine.
11:10Uncle, I am not a kid.
11:12Mr. Khalifa.
11:14Yes.
11:14It's my turn to hit you.
11:24This is too much.
11:25You have gone mad.
11:26You have spoiled my life.
11:29Tell me, what is my problem?
11:30I have heard your name.
11:32You leave me.
11:33Does anyone have a name like this?
11:34You have come to the right place.
11:35Mr. Khalifa, check him first.
11:37He has come to the right place.
11:39Check him first.
11:42Don't do anything stupid.
11:44Okay.
11:44I want Rs. 5000, Rs. 10,000, Rs. 50,000.
11:48Okay.
11:48I will give you.
11:49Okay.
11:50Give me the medicine.
11:54Keep it here.
11:56I haven't opened the box yet.
12:02Tell me the truth.
12:04What do you want?
12:06My body is aching.
12:08I am feeling dizzy.
12:10Can you give me a cigarette?
12:12Oh.
12:13What?
12:14Tell me, what do you want?
12:16Yes.
12:16Uncle.
12:17Yes.
12:18Give him the medicine.
12:19Okay.
12:20Come.
12:21He is our son.
12:22No, he is my son.
12:26Come.
12:27Come here.
12:28Give him the medicine.
12:30Give it to him.
12:30He will give you the medicine.
12:31He will give you the medicine.
12:32Give him the medicine.
12:33Okay.
12:33He is our son.
12:34I will give you the medicine.
12:36He will give you the medicine.
12:37Give it to him.
12:38Give it to him.
12:38Give it to him.
12:39Give it to him.
12:39Give it to him.
12:40Give it to him.
12:40Give it to him.
12:41Fear God.
12:42He will give you the medicine.
12:46I can't hear you.
12:47What are you doing?
12:48I am giving him the medicine.
12:49He will stay here for three months.
12:50He will give up the medicine.
12:51Oh.
12:52He is doing the right thing.
12:53Mr. Arun.
12:54Yes.
12:54These people have ruined the house.
12:56The old man is high.
12:57You are right.
12:58You are right.
12:59Uncle.
13:00Sir.
13:01The one we were waiting for has arrived.
13:03Who has arrived?
13:05Meera has arrived.
13:06Is it?
13:06Yes.
13:07She has arrived?
13:07Yes.
13:08Clean everything.
13:09Don't leave any dirt in the house.
13:11Then tell them to stop the committee.
13:13They will clean the house.
13:16We are your big brothers.
13:18Believe me.
13:18The one who has the biggest glasses..
13:20Yes.
13:21..will kill me.
13:22Oh.
13:24Come, Meera. Come.
13:27Come.
13:27Don't leave any dirt in the house.
13:29What is the matter?
13:30What is the matter?
13:31Oh, my God.
13:33Greetings.
13:34Why do you all look like you have a soul constipation?
13:38What do you mean by soul constipation?
13:40They all look like they have lost their souls.
13:44Believe me. I am just like you.
13:46No. You look small.
13:49Meera, he is small.
13:50But he is also fat.
13:52Oh, my God.
13:53Jealous woman.
13:56I am taking your side.
13:58I am taking your side.
14:00Haroon, you know that only 2% of the women in this world..
14:04..are jealous of the sun.
14:05And?
14:06The rest, 98% are jealous of each other.
14:08Oh, I see.
14:09Wow.
14:10What do you say?
14:11She is a big black sheep.
14:12She is a big black sheep.
14:13Won't you make me sit?
14:14Come here.
14:16Come here. I am not a patient.
14:18Listen, your place is in Kabul. Let it be.
14:20Sit here.
14:21No. No. Come here.
14:23Come here. Come here.
14:24Come here. Sit here.
14:25I find a lot of potential in you.
14:27A strange selfie.
14:29You want to take a selfie?
14:30You want to take a selfie?
14:31Yes.
14:32So I have come here to make a film.
14:34Okay. Which film are you making?
14:36Dangal Mein Mangal.
14:38Oh.
14:38Meera.
14:39Yes.
14:39I have heard that you are very fond of poetry.
14:42Yes. I have just written a poem.
14:44Yes. Tell me.
14:45More sorrows.
14:46More sorrows.
14:48Less happiness.
14:50Wow.
14:51More sorrows.
14:52Less happiness.
14:54Less happiness.
14:56Less happiness.
14:58Wow. Wow. Wow.
14:59Wow. Wow. Wow.
15:01I have never forgotten that poem of hers.
15:03The presence of a personality like Ahmed Faraz.
15:06I have heard it.
15:07Yes. I remember that interview.
15:09Yes. Tell me that poem.
15:11So that poem is like this.
15:13Destination.
15:15Destination.
15:16Destination asks destination.
15:19Where is destination?
15:21Destination.
15:23Destination.
15:27Destination.
15:28Destination.
15:29Yes.
15:30Can you reduce the light?
15:31Yes. I will do it. Reduce the light.
15:33The light cannot be reduced.
15:34I have come.
15:35You come here.
15:37Now see. Are you fine?
15:38Are you fine?
15:39Will someone get me a shake?
15:41Look at him.
15:42He is wearing a shirt and a shake.
15:48You complete your poem.
15:50Yes.
15:50Destination.
15:51Destination asks destination.
15:54Yes. Yes.
15:54Where is destination?
15:56Destination. You tell me.
15:58Where is destination of my destination?
16:01Wow. Wow.
16:02Wow. Wow.
16:06Wow.
16:07I am saved.
16:08How?
16:09I was about to drink a flash.
16:13Meera, your film Dangal Mangal.
16:16Yes.
16:17It is good.
16:18What is its plot?
16:19Where is the plot?
16:21Do you want to give me a plot?
16:23No. No.
16:23Are you a widow?
16:26Don't you know the plot of the film?
16:27We are doing this film in a ground.
16:31Madam, what is madam in Dangal?
16:34No. Madam. Madam.
16:35Okay.
16:35Ma'am.
16:36Ma'am.
16:36Mangal in Dangal means that you want to show that
16:40it is Tuesday in Dangal.
16:42Wow.
16:44All of you are educated.
16:46How?
16:46I have called Mangal Tuesday.
16:48No one else knows it since so long.
16:51So, Haroon, I will name this film Tuesday in Wrestling.
16:55What is English?
16:57English.
16:57Tuesday in Wrestling.
16:58It is not his work.
17:00Why?
17:00No.
17:02He has gone to Patra.
17:04He is working in English film.
17:10Madam.
17:11Yes.
17:11There is a villain in this film.
17:13Wake him up.
17:14Okay.
17:17He will kill you first. Sit.
17:18The plot is such that wrestlers will fight here.
17:23Yes.
17:23It is not a wrestling fight.
17:25And the one who..
17:26Wake me up.
17:29And the one who will win will be the hero of my film.
17:33Oh.
17:34Meera, I want to be the hero in the film.
17:38But pay me half of the payment first.
17:42Give him half of the payment first.
17:46Give it to me.
17:47Yes, sir.
17:48Look at him.
17:50He looks like your brother.
17:52Sir, Amar Khan will cry.
17:55I have kept my foot on his foot.
17:59Look, Meera.
18:00He has no right to be slapped.
18:01I saw a dog being slapped the day before yesterday.
18:05Meera, how much money are you going to invest in this film?
18:09Look, girl.
18:10I know that wrestlers are generous.
18:14They have a lot of money.
18:16So, we will invest this.
18:17We will make the film with the budget that he can afford.
18:21Where are you going, sir?
18:22Where are they going, Haroon?
18:24What did you say about the budget?
18:26Look, I had forgotten about the 8.5 lakhs of Khareef and Anu.
18:30Excuse me.
18:31Yes.
18:31You look like a hero to me.
18:34You must have a house, car and a bungalow.
18:36Yes, I do.
18:37So, we will make a blockbuster film with that money.
18:42Meera, it's time for the medicine.
18:49You look like a hero to me.
18:51You have a beautiful body.
18:53Yes.
18:54You look young.
18:56Yes.
18:57You just need to face the camera.
18:59But I don't have a mobile phone with a camera.
19:02Okay.
19:06I have been noticing that there is a sad face hidden in this story.
19:13And that face was this.
19:15I was going to tell you earlier.
19:17But he tied me up and left.
19:23Viewers, we will take a short break.
19:25We will meet again after the break.
19:26Be alert. Be alert.