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00:00Hey, what's up, you guys?
00:12I was going to try to do that with a straight face, but I couldn't.
00:14No, I didn't grow a superhuman hand overnight, although that would be a pretty cool story.
00:19I actually got them at Disney World, and I know what you guys are thinking.
00:22Shane, $20 bottled water, thousands of screaming children, non-speaking tourists, and 115 degree
00:27weather?
00:29Yeah, I know, it doesn't really sound like the place that I would be at, but an opportunity
00:33kind of came along for me to take my family, and my family's never actually been on vacation.
00:37We've never been anywhere.
00:38I mean, we've never even been on a plane.
00:40So since it's Friday and I just got back, I haven't had time to make a normal sketch
00:43video, so I thought it might be fun to show you guys some of me and my family's stupid-ass
00:47adventures.
00:48Oh, and just so you know, I use an iPhone to film stuff, so sometimes it's going to
00:50be all like...
00:51And let me tell you, Disney World had some crazy shit going down.
00:54You'll see in the video, but the Disney characters got a little crazy, and I think one of them
00:58got fired.
00:59It was crazy, it's like I pulled out my camera and it went from, hey it's Disney, to oh yeah
01:03it's Disney.
01:04Just watch.
01:05Hey, what's up, you guys, we're at dinner right now.
01:17Enjoying it, right?
01:18Oh yeah.
01:19Look at her plate, she fucked it up.
01:22Minnie's over there.
01:24Looking sexy, getting all dolled up.
01:26And she's going to come over here and I'm going to propose to her because I'm in love with her.
01:30P.S. Don't you love the way Pluto's standing, like a gangster?
01:35Yeah, what up? Hey!
01:38Oh, snap, what? Say what?
01:40Alright, oh, is she coming? Is she coming?
01:43Hey! Hey, Minnie.
01:46Minnie, I have a question.
01:48Can I ask you?
01:50Jared, do you want to film it?
01:52Will you be my housemate?
01:56You will? Oh, yay!
02:00She's going to dump me for that damn dog, I know it.
02:03She's already moving on.
02:05Alright, I'm here with Pluto.
02:08Oh, and he's leaving.
02:12Oh, look it. Oh, they're pissed.
02:14Oh, he just flashed her. Oh, she's laughing because it's small.
02:17Oh, now he's getting in trouble by her.
02:19Oh, he's flashing her too.
02:22Oh!
02:26Hey, don't flash that. Oh!
02:28Alright, so I'm here with Donald Duck. Say hi.
02:31And, um, I have a confession to make.
02:34Okay, I need to apologize because I went to a French restaurant today
02:39and I tried something.
02:42And, um, it was called duck pate.
02:47Duck pate?
02:49And it was disgusting and I hated it and I hated myself for it
02:52and I threw it up afterward.
02:58And it was so expensive.
03:00But you're worth more. I'm not saying you're cheap or anything.
03:05Aww.
03:07Single. Single.
03:13Denied.
03:15Hey, what's up you guys? We are here at the Animal Kingdom.
03:18And we are going to take a safari ride, I think.
03:20Hopefully see some animals.
03:22Maybe do a rollercoaster. I don't know. We'll see.
03:24Are you excited to see some animals, mom?
03:26Absolutely.
03:28Are we going to pick out a new animal?
03:30No more animal shit.
03:32Maybe replace the cats with, I don't know, a cheetah?
03:34No more. Charlie's already the size of a horse.
03:38Then we should get a gorilla.
03:40Eww.
03:42What? They're not gross. They just fling their own shit.
03:44It's like Jared.
03:46Come on, Pam. You're in Africa. You gotta speed up.
03:48Well, that's that.
03:50So I just ran into, uh, what's your name?
03:52Adriana. And your little sister watches me?
03:54Yes, and my little sister. That scares me a little bit.
03:56Yes, she's only four and she's like obsessed.
03:58Does she even know what a pubic hair is?
04:06He's probably so annoyed by us.
04:08Oh my god, look at them all chilling.
04:10Pam, what would you do if one of those came over here and just
04:12took a poop on your head?
04:15Like a giraffe, mom.
04:17That was really a meme.
04:19Oh.
04:21Alright, we are on a rollercoaster right now.
04:23Everest? Or what's it called?
04:25Everest.
04:27And it's gonna totally fuck up my hair.
04:29I'm making a barf. If I die, I love you guys.
04:31Say bye. Bye!
04:37The fuck was that?
04:39Wait, it's gonna go backwards?
04:41What? What the fuck?
04:45Ah, shit!
04:55Well, you see the aftermath.
04:57I've spit on myself. My hair's messed up.
04:59Jared threw up.
05:01I'm about to poop my pants right now.
05:03Never again. Thank you.
05:05Uh oh. Get it, girl. Get it, girl.
05:07Oh. Hey.
05:09Hey. Uh oh.
05:11Get African with it.
05:13Uh oh. Her face.
05:15She is intense.
05:17Mom, your turn.
05:19Jared, your turn. Please, please, please.
05:21Come on, Jared. Come on.
05:23Get it.
05:25Get it.
05:27Hey.
05:35Nice to meet you.
05:37Hey, what's up, you guys? I'm at Disney World
05:39at Flavors Around the World
05:41and I'm gonna get
05:43it's like all different kinds of Cokes
05:45from all different kinds of places, I guess
05:47and there's one that I guess is so gross
05:49people like barf when they drink it
05:51so I'm gonna get it and try to give it to my mom over there
05:53and see if she tries it.
05:55Alright, let's try to get it.
05:57It's called the Beverly.
06:03Hey, mom. Try this.
06:07It's the best one they have. It's called the Beverly.
06:10It's zero calorie.
06:12Zero calorie?
06:14Am I gonna throw up?
06:16No.
06:34Take another sip.
06:36I didn't get to see the first sip.
06:38I didn't get to see the first sip.
06:40Oh, dude.
06:42I just spent like five minutes telling her how good it was.
06:44Is it medicine?
06:48It tastes like cough syrup.
06:50Oh, dude.
06:52No, no, no.
06:54Alright, I'll finish it.
06:56Oh, no, no, you won't.
06:58No, you'll get sick. No, no, no.
07:00Here, go put it down.
07:02Thanks, Disney World.
07:04So there you go. That was my family's first vacation.
07:06And one reason I wanted to film it
07:08wasn't just to put it up on YouTube.
07:10It was for me, personally, because
07:12it was such a cool moment
07:14because me and my family have been through so much
07:16this last year.
07:18You guys know that.
07:20So being able to take them to Disney World
07:22on a plane for the first time
07:24and to see a new state and all that
07:26it was just kind of magical.
07:28Oh, my God. That was so cheesy.
07:30You know what? Fuck it. I want to be cheesy.
07:32That shit was magical.
07:35What's the best memory you have of you and your family?
07:37And I know family can be tough
07:39and we all have some problems.
07:41But try to think of one memory.
07:43I know my best memory was probably this vacation.
07:45So I'm going to be going through the comments and video responses
07:47and I'm going to randomly pick one
07:49and the one I pick is going to get this.
07:51It's a hat.
07:53And a sign to back it.
07:55Alright, you guys, I'm going to go Mickey hand.
08:04Perfection.