The Morning After (2015) Full movie
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00:00:00Hey girl, you really do it for me, you drive me wild
00:00:17Come on and give it to me, you blow my mind
00:00:22I feel intoxicated
00:00:25How can I play it cool, you got me captivated
00:00:33You knock me off my feet, but what can I do about it
00:00:41So upside down I go
00:00:45You have got me in a spin
00:00:49And so my whole world is upside down, I know
00:00:56Cause I'm so into you
00:00:59Oh, moi, quoi?
00:01:02You like that?
00:01:03Baise-moi, une fois, vas-y, oui
00:01:09Excuse-moi
00:01:39C'est une clope?
00:02:09I don't think anyone has ever made smoking look so sexy
00:02:39You're a good photographer
00:02:51Photograph?
00:02:52No, you understand?
00:02:54Tu es photographe?
00:02:56Tu dois de l'effet que mes photos sont moches
00:03:00No, no, no, no photographer
00:03:08Do you want to go to a famous park today?
00:03:12I know, you have no idea what I'm saying
00:03:20Oh, that's the park
00:03:22Oui, le parc, c'est ma préférée
00:03:25Tu y as déjà zelé?
00:03:40What?
00:03:43What did I say?
00:04:13Morning, Mr. Johnson
00:04:33Morning, Miss James
00:04:37Did you sleep well?
00:04:40I should thank you for asking
00:04:44Did you?
00:04:47No
00:04:50You were talking in your sleep all night
00:04:54I was?
00:04:56Yeah
00:04:58What did I say?
00:05:00I don't know, you were mumbling
00:05:02I didn't keep you awake
00:05:06I was going to turn my brain off
00:05:09Today's a big day
00:05:13Trash
00:05:43I thought I fixed that
00:06:04You did, but it still gets stuck sometimes
00:06:11I'll come back to bed and I'll fix it again
00:06:15I can't, I have to meet my trainer
00:06:21At 7.17 on a Sunday morning
00:06:23Yeah, it was the only session you had open today
00:06:25And I wasn't really expecting you
00:06:30Well
00:06:36Why don't you come sit right here and put those on?
00:06:39But if I come over there, you're not going to let me leave
00:06:41I'll behave
00:06:46I promise, I'll behave
00:06:57You're not behaving
00:06:59That's because I'm a selfish prick
00:07:01God, your body's ridiculous right now, it's so tight
00:07:04Seriously, I need to go
00:07:07Oh, don't forget to lock the bottom lock on the way out, okay?
00:07:35Would you like to take a bath?
00:07:37Sure
00:08:05Housekeeping
00:08:20Oh, so sorry
00:08:22Don't worry
00:08:24Do you have any clean towels?
00:08:26Yes, please
00:08:39Thank you
00:08:40You're welcome
00:09:40Morning
00:09:49Wait
00:09:51Are you seriously trying to sneak out right now?
00:09:55Dude, why are you hiding?
00:09:58No, I just, uh
00:10:00I just bent down to put my shoes on
00:10:02Right
00:10:04Wait, do I know you?
00:10:07I don't think so
00:10:10Oh my God
00:10:12You're Ben
00:10:14You live off Sunset
00:10:17Yeah, yeah, do I know you?
00:10:21Maggie
00:10:23We went out on that Tinder date last week
00:10:25Oh, yeah, yeah, you wouldn't pay her half the bill
00:10:28Did you just come out of Erica's room?
00:10:31Yeah, I did
00:10:33She's pretty crazy too
00:10:35We didn't keep you up, did we?
00:10:37No, you didn't
00:10:40I think you should go
00:10:42Yeah, enjoy your yoga
00:10:45Thanks
00:10:47Oh, can I get that cash from your half of the bill?
00:10:54No
00:10:56Come on, I'm trying to finish my album
00:10:58I don't care
00:11:00I don't even have cash on me
00:11:02Here, pal me
00:11:03Oh my God
00:11:05Are you serious?
00:11:07Yeah
00:11:09Bye, Ben
00:11:11Maggie?
00:11:15See you later, Ben
00:11:22Stephanie
00:11:23What?
00:11:24What are you doing in here?
00:11:25What am I doing here?
00:11:26What are you doing here?
00:11:27You're in my room and you're rubbing my ass
00:11:29No, you're in my room
00:11:31I was not rubbing your ass
00:11:33Yes, you were
00:11:34No
00:11:35Oh my God
00:11:36Oh my God, what?
00:11:37I am naked
00:11:38Why am I naked?
00:11:39Are you naked?
00:11:41Are you naked?
00:11:42I don't...
00:11:44Are you naked?
00:11:47My landing strip is gone
00:11:49What?
00:11:50Don't look
00:11:51Okay, seriously?
00:11:52Obviously, I saw it all last night
00:11:54No, we don't know that
00:11:55Well, it's pretty clear that I did
00:11:58Why do you have hair down there?
00:11:59It's not like it's the 70s
00:12:00It's not like girls are doing that these days
00:12:02No, they don't, they wax that shit
00:12:05Seriously, we gotta figure out what happened last night
00:12:08Yeah, and how that happened
00:12:11Oh yeah, I have no idea how that could have happened
00:12:14Oh, maybe we took some photos
00:12:18Okay
00:12:25Well, this looks normal
00:12:32Mine's dead
00:12:33Your shit's always dead
00:12:36Call Stacy
00:12:39My phone's dead
00:12:40Ah, yeah, um
00:12:42Well, wait, I don't want her to know about this actually
00:12:44Well, but I always pass out here
00:12:46It's not like she's gonna suspect anything
00:12:49True
00:12:51So just call her
00:12:53Okay
00:12:55What's her number?
00:12:56What, you don't have her number?
00:12:57No, why would I have her number?
00:12:59Cause we're all friends
00:13:01No, she's your friend
00:13:02Just give me her number
00:13:03I don't know her number off the top of my head
00:13:05Just charge your phone
00:13:10I don't have my charger
00:13:12You're a hot mess
00:13:13I'm gonna take a shower
00:13:16I need a charger
00:13:18It's on my desk
00:13:43Oh, Brigitte
00:13:48So, how was it?
00:13:50Did he talk a lot?
00:13:52Yeah, he did
00:13:53Yeah, and he had no idea I am either
00:13:56Are you serious?
00:13:57No way
00:13:58I feel kind of bad
00:13:59That's hilarious
00:14:01Should I tell him?
00:14:02No, don't tell him
00:14:03Are you sure?
00:14:04No, don't tell him, it's so much more fun
00:14:06True, okay
00:14:11How about you guys?
00:14:12Like this, like that
00:14:16Okay, so we're gonna say goodbye
00:14:18And we'll see you in a minute
00:14:20Yeah, I'm gonna go say bye
00:14:21I'll see you down there
00:14:22Okay, see you soon
00:14:23Okay
00:14:26Bye
00:14:42That was better than last night
00:14:45You?
00:14:48I don't really remember last night
00:14:51Really?
00:14:54Well, it's a good thing we went another round then
00:14:59So, you don't remember
00:15:01Riding a mechanical bull and taking your shirt off?
00:15:03What?
00:15:05Yeah?
00:15:06No
00:15:07Yeah
00:15:09Did I?
00:15:11No
00:15:13No, I'm just kidding
00:15:16I didn't realize you were so drunk
00:15:19I hope you don't think I
00:15:21Took advantage of you or anything
00:15:23No, not at all
00:15:26Do you need anything?
00:15:28No, I'm fine
00:15:29I don't really get hungover
00:15:31Nice
00:15:33I'm gonna get some water
00:15:53Morning, honey
00:16:15Morning
00:16:18Did Nina take the kids to soccer?
00:16:20Yeah
00:16:23So, um
00:16:26Did you enjoy last night?
00:16:28Yeah, it was, um
00:16:31Interesting
00:16:33Very interesting
00:16:37Well, what about you? Did you enjoy it?
00:16:40It was interesting
00:16:43I don't know if I'd do it again, but, uh
00:16:46You?
00:16:47Yeah, I mean, only if you wanted to
00:16:50Yeah, well
00:16:52We can talk about it later
00:16:53I, um
00:16:55I have a quick showing
00:16:57And, uh, I'll be back in a little bit, okay?
00:16:59Okay
00:17:01Um, is Mama still asleep?
00:17:03Yeah, I don't want to wake her
00:17:05No, no, no, don't wake her
00:17:10Thank you
00:17:12For being open-minded
00:17:15Of course
00:17:18Thank you for being open-minded
00:17:46Yeah, I know
00:17:51No, I'm not gonna be long
00:17:52I'm just gonna take a shower real quick
00:17:56I, um
00:18:01I, I know
00:18:03He always does that
00:18:05Uh
00:18:08Uh, I'll, I'll text you when I'm on my way
00:18:11Okay?
00:18:13Okay, bye
00:18:17What's this?
00:18:19Breakfast
00:18:20Yeah, I can see that, but why?
00:18:22What's the occasion?
00:18:24You always cook for me
00:18:25I figured it was time I start cooking for you
00:18:28Here
00:18:30I can't, I'm meeting someone for brunch
00:18:32Who?
00:18:34Easy, buddy
00:18:36Just curious
00:18:38Relax, it's just Becky
00:18:40Oh, come on
00:18:41You can blow her off, she should be used to it by now
00:18:44Just tell her I'm in town for a few days
00:18:47She's not a big fan of yours, remember?
00:18:50Plus, James left her and she's kind of a mess right now
00:18:53She's always kind of a mess
00:18:55Come on
00:18:57You can't leave me
00:18:59Not when I've made all this food
00:19:04You better not make me regret this
00:19:07Never
00:19:10Shall we?
00:19:33You like it?
00:19:34Yeah, I can't believe you've been holding out on me all these years
00:19:40No phones today, just us
00:19:43It's probably Becky
00:19:44Yeah, well, she can wait
00:19:49Seriously? You still don't know how to make coffee?
00:19:52There's a cafe on every corner, why should I make coffee?
00:20:04Wake up, girl
00:20:06Wake up
00:20:09Ben is gone
00:20:12Wait, how do you know his name?
00:20:15Okay, don't get mad
00:20:18But
00:20:21That douche is the guy that I went out with last week
00:20:25The Tinder guy?
00:20:26Mm-hmm
00:20:27The one who got mad because I legitimately forgot my wallet
00:20:31Is she guys phone?
00:20:32Oh my
00:20:33No, absolutely not
00:20:36No friends
00:20:37I really liked him
00:20:40No, you didn't
00:20:42No, I did
00:20:43You didn't
00:20:44I did
00:20:45No, you didn't
00:20:46You're just getting desperate
00:20:48True
00:20:51I mean, between all the married guys, the gays, and the douchebags, there's nothing left
00:20:56Well, don't forget about those sensitive mama's boys
00:20:59Ugh
00:21:00Who are almost as bad as the D-Bags
00:21:03Worse
00:21:04I mean, I just want a guy who wants to go out, texts me on a daily basis, and actually picks me up for a date
00:21:11Well, then
00:21:14Stop giving it up so easily
00:21:17It's hard
00:21:19I like sex
00:21:21Oh, I know
00:21:22I've heard
00:21:24I'm sorry
00:21:27God, I cannot believe that you brought Ben back here
00:21:32I didn't know it
00:21:35Was it weird seeing him?
00:21:37No, but, get this, um, he asked me to PayPal him the $20
00:21:45He did not
00:21:46He did
00:21:50We're ever gonna get married?
00:21:54I don't even know if I want to
00:21:58Maybe we can go shopping for guys in the Midwest or something
00:22:03Or Texas, get a nice southern gent
00:22:06That's not a bad idea
00:22:09Or maybe we could be lesbos
00:22:12I'd marry you
00:22:14I don't think you can just become a lesbian
00:22:17Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can
00:22:19How?
00:22:20Hypnosis
00:22:22What?
00:22:24I don't think it works that way
00:22:26I think so
00:22:28Are you...
00:22:30Yeah, you are, you're looking it up on the internet
00:22:35You're crazy
00:22:37Well, you won't be calling me that when I'm right
00:22:40I'm gonna go make a protein shake, do you want one?
00:22:43No, I'm going back to sleep
00:22:46Okay
00:22:49Open or closed?
00:22:50Closed
00:22:51Thanks
00:23:12Good morning
00:23:15Good morning, beautiful
00:23:18Do you know what time it is?
00:23:21It's almost 12
00:23:24Wait, seriously?
00:23:26Oh my god, I missed my flight
00:23:29No, it's okay
00:23:31Shit, no it's not, where's my phone?
00:23:39Here
00:23:42I can't believe I did this
00:23:47Thank you
00:23:49It's okay
00:23:51I talked to Kimmy and then I changed her flight
00:23:55How?
00:23:57She called your phone so I answered it
00:23:59I hope you don't mind
00:24:01Seriously?
00:24:02Yeah, sorry, you were sleeping so I didn't want to wake you
00:24:08She said you didn't need to be in New York today
00:24:12So I assumed you could stay with me for one more night
00:24:17You assumed?
00:24:22You don't mind, do you?
00:24:26I'd like to get to know you a little better
00:24:30No, I don't mind
00:24:33No, I don't mind
00:24:45Wait, I need to book another flight
00:24:47I took care of it
00:24:50What about my luggage?
00:24:53It's over there
00:25:04Oh
00:25:22Yeah, coming
00:25:27Hold on
00:25:31Coming
00:25:39Can I help?
00:25:41Hi
00:25:43Coffee and donuts?
00:25:46Yeah
00:25:50Come in
00:25:53Oh my god
00:25:56Hi
00:25:58This is a really nice view
00:26:03Take a seat
00:26:07I'm going to go to the john
00:26:18Keys, keys
00:26:22I had a really good time
00:26:24You too
00:26:29How about you?
00:26:31Yeah, yeah, me too
00:26:36Hey, I can't talk right now
00:26:52Oh
00:27:00Steph?
00:27:02Steph, you okay?
00:27:05I feel better now that I puked
00:27:10Oh god, the smell of tequila mixed with stomach acid is going to make me throw up
00:27:14Wait, wait, wait, what if I need to puke again?
00:27:16Run to the bathroom
00:27:20Is your phone charged yet?
00:27:22Probably, can you check?
00:27:28Holy shit, Stacy's blowing you up
00:27:35Seriously, she's written you like a novel
00:27:37About what?
00:27:39Oh shit
00:27:41What?
00:27:43Oh shit
00:27:45Oh shit what?
00:27:47Oh no
00:27:48Wait
00:27:49We gotta call her
00:27:51Speakerphone, ow
00:27:55Morning
00:27:56Are your texts for real?
00:27:58Yeah they're for real, why?
00:28:00Oh god
00:28:01What?
00:28:02No, how is it?
00:28:04We don't know
00:28:06What do you mean you don't know?
00:28:08We don't remember anything that happened last night
00:28:10Nothing?
00:28:11Nope
00:28:12Can someone please just tell me what's going on?
00:28:14Seriously?
00:28:15There's no way that could have happened
00:28:17Can someone please just tell me what happened?
00:28:19Maybe we should just wait to see if you're pregnant
00:28:23Pregnant?
00:28:25Oh, that's why we woke up naked
00:28:31How?
00:28:33Well, little Miss Fertile, your ovulating app went off
00:28:37We were dancing and you decided to ask every single guy in the place for sperm
00:28:43No way
00:28:44Way
00:28:46Did you remember any of that?
00:28:48I'm not surprised, your girl, you were out of control
00:28:52So then how did this happen? How did I end up in Dan's bed?
00:28:56Because you talked him into it
00:28:58I did?
00:29:00Yeah, Dan, I can't believe you were telling him
00:29:03Oh, he left the minute you said pregnant
00:29:06You don't think that we really actually had sex though, right?
00:29:09I mean, I don't think that that's even possible
00:29:12So, do you feel like you had sex?
00:29:19It's a little sore down there
00:29:22But I also don't have any more hair, so I really don't know what happened last night
00:29:26Girl, you better go talk to Dan because it sounds like you two did some kinky shit
00:29:31Thanks for reminding me how much of a mess I was
00:29:34God, I hope I didn't make too much of an ass out of myself
00:29:38No, you're fine, but you have to stop walking out while you drink
00:29:41I know
00:29:43Okay, I'll call you later
00:29:45Okay, good luck
00:29:47Bye
00:30:06You're back
00:30:09Dear appointment
00:30:11It was such a pleasure to meet you
00:30:14But are you leaving?
00:30:16I'm leaving soon
00:30:18Kevin
00:30:20E-mail?
00:30:21E-mail, yes
00:30:39Bye
00:30:44Au revoir
00:30:50Nice work, buddy
00:31:08Cheers
00:31:19So, how's everything?
00:31:22I told you last night
00:31:24I already talked about this work
00:31:26How are you?
00:31:29Well, that's all I do
00:31:31One project to the next that got me really busy right now
00:31:34It's kind of insane
00:31:37Are you taking the vitamins I sent you?
00:31:40Yeah, but I ran out
00:31:42I can get you some more from my nutritionist
00:31:47How are your parents?
00:31:49Good
00:31:54And your brother?
00:31:56Good
00:32:07Thank you
00:32:18Thank you
00:32:19You're welcome
00:32:22Can I ask you something kind of personal?
00:32:24Sure
00:32:26Why'd you get divorced?
00:32:28Divorced?
00:32:29Yeah
00:32:30I'm not divorced
00:32:32You're still married?
00:32:33Yeah
00:32:34Seriously?
00:32:36Yeah, why did you think I was divorced?
00:32:41I don't know
00:32:42I don't know
00:32:43I don't know
00:32:44I don't know
00:32:45I don't know
00:32:46I don't know
00:32:47I don't know
00:32:48I don't know
00:32:49Why did you notice?
00:32:51Because you're ringless?
00:32:53Oh, I just took it off
00:32:57Oh, just for a little bit?
00:33:00Yeah, I didn't think you noticed
00:33:02Oh, I noticed
00:33:05Really?
00:33:06Yeah
00:33:09Does it matter?
00:33:10Does it matter to your wife?
00:33:13I don't think she really cares
00:33:14Oh, I'm sure she cares
00:33:15Maybe
00:33:17I don't really think about it
00:33:19What's the point of being married if you're just going to cheat on your wife?
00:33:24Lauren, you're not the first girl I cheat on my wife with
00:33:28And you're not going to be the last
00:33:32So why are you married?
00:33:35So I have a wife and kids to go home to
00:33:38I have to go
00:33:40Where are my underwear?
00:33:43You don't have to go
00:33:45Where are my underwear?
00:34:05Are you going to be okay?
00:34:06I'm fine
00:34:16Are we going to be okay at work?
00:34:20I see you like four times a year
00:34:22It's not like this was some long-drawn-out love affair
00:34:28Just checking
00:34:31You have nothing to worry about, Jake
00:34:46Stupid zipper
00:34:51Just come here, let me help you
00:34:53I've got it
00:34:54Just come here
00:35:05Just stay
00:35:06I can't
00:35:15I'm sorry
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:43Hi, baby
00:35:44How you doing?
00:35:46Put Mommy on the phone, okay?
00:35:49I love you, too
00:36:17Mona
00:36:19Good morning
00:36:21Good morning, Mr...
00:36:23Call me Jonathan
00:36:25Good morning, Jonathan
00:36:28Can I help you?
00:36:30No, sorry, I was just looking around
00:36:33I didn't know where anyone was
00:36:35Well, Clarissa's in the kitchen
00:36:37I'm about to head out
00:36:39Oh, you're leaving?
00:36:40Yeah, I have a meeting with a client
00:36:42You work weekends?
00:36:43Well, no, not normally
00:36:45But this particular client is coming into town
00:36:47To see a building that's about to go on the market, so...
00:36:50What is it that you actually do?
00:36:52If you don't mind me asking
00:36:54It's nothing too exciting
00:36:55I'm in corporate real estate
00:36:57Oh, come on, it sounds a little exciting
00:37:00I mean, you have a client flying in just for the day
00:37:03Trust me, it's less glamorous than it seems
00:37:06I guess I should be going, too, then
00:37:09No, no, you can stay
00:37:11You should go have breakfast with Clarissa
00:37:14Are you sure you don't mind?
00:37:16No, no, the kids aren't coming back till later this afternoon
00:37:19The kids?
00:37:21They're at friend's houses
00:37:23Oh, yeah
00:37:25Um, you know, you don't have to wear that
00:37:27If you'd be more comfortable
00:37:29There's a robe in your bathroom
00:37:31Oh, no, it's okay, I'm comfortable in this
00:37:34I hope you don't mind
00:37:36No, no
00:37:37Thank you
00:37:38Mm-hm, um...
00:37:41Can I ask if I fulfilled all of your fantasies last night?
00:37:47Um...
00:37:49I think you, uh, perhaps fulfilled more than a few of them
00:37:55Good
00:37:59It's, uh, interesting
00:38:01Comparing your fantasies to reality
00:38:04It's fun to make your fantasies a reality
00:38:08True
00:38:11I'm sorry, but I have to run
00:38:13Will you be gone all day?
00:38:15I don't know
00:38:16Well, maybe I'll see you when you get back
00:38:18Maybe
00:38:19Well, maybe we could try this again sometime
00:38:22Yeah, that'd be nice
00:38:24Not now
00:38:25Oh, sorry, I...
00:38:26It's okay, you don't have to be sorry
00:38:30Listen, I know this can be a little confusing
00:38:33Yeah, it can
00:38:36Goodbye, Mona
00:38:38Goodbye, Jonathan
00:39:05Uh-huh
00:39:35Uh-huh
00:40:05Sorry
00:40:36Do you want to go to the pool today?
00:40:39Sure
00:40:41Wait, don't you have, like, a meeting or a conference or something?
00:40:46Yes
00:40:47It's okay
00:40:49My colleagues went
00:40:52Isn't that the whole point of you coming to Vegas?
00:40:56Yes, it was
00:40:59But then I met you
00:41:06Are you hungry?
00:41:09I'm starving
00:41:14Champagne?
00:41:16No, just coffee, please
00:41:20Okay
00:41:29Did you want cream and sugar?
00:41:31Yes, please
00:41:36Thank you
00:41:45Where's the sugar?
00:41:49Ah, this is something very special
00:41:55Very few people have seen this, let alone tried it
00:42:02What is it?
00:42:04It's my latest creation
00:42:06Cocoa sugar
00:42:08Cocoa what?
00:42:10Cocoa sugar
00:42:11It's coconut milk mixed with maple syrup
00:42:14So the world has its very first two-in-one cream and sugar
00:42:23You invented this?
00:42:25Well, I hired somebody to, it was my idea
00:42:31Well, let's test it out
00:42:40So, you're an inventor?
00:42:45Well, I prefer the term creator
00:42:48This will be my 47th creation
00:42:54Did, um, did we talk about this last night?
00:43:01We didn't do too much talking
00:43:05So, what are the other 46 things you've invented?
00:43:09Oh, lots of things
00:43:11Well, like what?
00:43:13Um, well, you know, mostly like apps or dot-coms
00:43:16I don't even throw away stuff
00:43:21Wow, so you have like a real career
00:43:27Oh, I mean it's
00:43:30It's actually more of a hobby
00:43:34I just happen to get paid really well for it
00:43:42What about you?
00:43:45Me?
00:43:46Yeah, I mean, what, you want to make a career out of the old cocktail waitress thing?
00:43:50No, no, gosh, I just moved here a couple months ago
00:43:54I'm still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life
00:43:58Do you like working in the clubs?
00:44:01A dream come true
00:44:03No, I hate it, I get manhandled and grabbed every night
00:44:07Well, I've discovered that the key to a happy life is to find something that you love
00:44:15and then get other people to pay you to do it
00:44:18It's that simple really
00:44:20Well, that's a great idea, except for I don't really know what I love to do
00:44:25Well, I mean, sure you do, what excites you?
00:44:29I don't know
00:44:31Yeah, I mean, what gets you out of bed in the morning?
00:44:34Well, I do go running every morning
00:44:38You like to run?
00:44:40And I go to the gym every day, I love the gym
00:44:43Okay, you enjoy working out
00:44:45Yeah
00:44:46What else?
00:44:47Well, actually, when I go to the gym I take my friends with me
00:44:50They're just one friend, I'm trying to help lose some weight
00:44:53Great!
00:44:56Do you set goals for him?
00:44:58Well, it's him, and I don't really set goals, I just try to help him be better
00:45:06Hmm, sounds like you're his trainer
00:45:09Uh, yeah, kind of
00:45:14Well, have you considered being a personal trainer?
00:45:19No, but that's a really great idea actually, and plus I'd get paid to stay fit
00:45:29Oh, shit
00:45:31Oh, I'm late, uh, I gotta see a friend and his wife
00:45:36Am I keeping you?
00:45:38Uh, yeah, but it's okay
00:45:40Oh, sorry, I didn't know
00:45:42No, I mean, it's okay, I mean, it's okay, I just, I wish you could come with me on my yacht
00:45:47Um, it's kind of a business meeting
00:45:50You have a yacht?
00:45:52Yeah
00:45:53Oh, okay, wow, um, well, I've never been on a yacht, so just
00:45:58Oh
00:46:02I should go
00:46:04I mean, well, I'm sorry about cutting you short, um, I can call you next week, we could go sailing
00:46:11Okay, really?
00:46:13Yeah
00:46:14Okay, yeah, thanks for the advice, um, George
00:46:20George
00:46:21I'm sorry, I just totally blanked there
00:46:24No, that's okay, um, oh, and don't worry about giving me your number, I already put my number in your phone, so it's
00:46:30What? When did you do that?
00:46:33It's what I do
00:46:35Okay, um, okay
00:46:40Well, thanks for bringing me coffee and donuts
00:46:42Yeah, you're welcome
00:46:44Well, uh, I look forward to seeing you next week
00:46:47Yeah, yeah, I can't wait
00:46:49Um
00:46:50Oh, hell no
00:46:52Hey, have fun today
00:46:54You too
00:46:55Okay
00:46:57Hey
00:47:10Dan, open the door
00:47:14Shut up
00:47:18You should go throw up some more
00:47:20Come on
00:47:22No, I don't want to talk to you right now, okay?
00:47:25Dan, just open the damn door
00:47:27Go home, you don't live here, bye
00:47:29I don't want to leave my car here, Dan
00:47:31Well, take an Uber
00:47:32I, I don't know how to use Uber
00:47:35Well, call somebody
00:47:37There's a big situation here right now
00:47:40I can't deal with your shit right now, can you please just leave my house?
00:47:44You know what, Dan? This is just as hard for me as it is for you
00:47:48I feel horrible right now, and you know what? This isn't all about you
00:47:51I'm the one that would be having the baby
00:47:53Not you, I would be having it
00:47:57I can't even imagine, I don't think I could even afford to take care of a child right now
00:48:02Yeah, well, you should have thought about that before you conned me into getting my sperm
00:48:07Why don't you take that pill? The one you always used to take in your whore-ish days
00:48:11The morning after pill?
00:48:12Yeah
00:48:13No, I stopped taking that shit years ago
00:48:16Why? This is an emergency
00:48:18You need to take it
00:48:20Because I'm an adult and I accept responsibility for my actions, drunk or sober
00:48:25Yeah, well, I'm not accepting responsibility for my drunk actions, so
00:48:28Don't I get a say in this?
00:48:30No, no
00:48:32Not until you open the door and stop acting like a child
00:48:36Just go away
00:48:45Here
00:48:46Gracias
00:48:47Ah, you know Spanish
00:48:49No
00:48:51Un poco
00:48:54¿Te la pasaste bien ayer en la noche?
00:48:57Uh, ¿qué?
00:49:00Did you enjoy yourself last night?
00:49:02Oh, sÃ
00:49:04I'm just relieved that we finally got into the room
00:49:09Yes
00:49:11Sorry
00:49:12I always forget my room number because I travel so much
00:49:15I get confused with the last place I stayed
00:49:19Should we ask security for the footage from last night?
00:49:23Uh, no
00:49:25Ugh, that poor security guard
00:49:27He got the free show
00:49:29Yeah, I don't think he wanted to see all this
00:49:32No, I think he would like to see a little
00:49:35Well, I don't want to think about it
00:49:38Have you ever done anything like that in public before?
00:49:42No, never
00:49:43You?
00:49:44No
00:49:46Do you travel often?
00:49:48Mm, at least twice a week
00:49:51But some trips are just for the day
00:49:54Do you ever make it out to New York?
00:49:57Ah, somebody wants to see me again
00:50:03I'll actually be there in three weeks
00:50:08Do you like living in the city?
00:50:11Um, I do enjoy the city, but I live in Brooklyn
00:50:14Ah, and for work?
00:50:16I work in a bar
00:50:18Really?
00:50:19Mm-hmm
00:50:20Huh, what kind of bar?
00:50:22A wine bar
00:50:24And do you do anything else?
00:50:27Uh, yeah, actually I'm studying to be an acupuncturist
00:50:30No
00:50:31Mm-hmm
00:50:32I love acupuncture
00:50:33I just started going to this guy in my office building
00:50:36It's amazing how quickly it works
00:50:38Yeah, it really is
00:50:40It's much more effective than massage, no?
00:50:42Mm, I feel like they're different, you know?
00:50:44Mm, well I might have to fly you down to Mexico to treat me
00:50:49We're in Mexico
00:50:52Mexico City, have you ever been?
00:50:55No, I've been to Puerto Vallarta though
00:50:58For spring break?
00:51:00Yeah
00:51:04And do you have a boyfriend?
00:51:06No, do you?
00:51:09Yes, I have two boyfriends
00:51:11Oh, do you?
00:51:12Yes
00:51:14Mm, no, we broke up about two months ago
00:51:19We were in a relationship for three years
00:51:22Do you mind if I ask you why you broke up?
00:51:25Eh, we just weren't there
00:51:29I mean, we were there, I was about to propose to her
00:51:32But I realized that our relationship wasn't enough
00:51:37Something was missing
00:51:39And we weren't really friends
00:51:43We were more like lovers
00:51:45Does that make sense?
00:51:48Yeah, it makes total sense
00:51:50I'm divorced though
00:51:52Really?
00:51:53Mm-hmm
00:51:55I think it's really good that you realize that
00:51:57Because, I mean, I was really young when we got married
00:52:00And I think I kind of got married just to get married
00:52:04Yeah, we didn't think about what we wanted as a couple or as individuals
00:52:09Exactly, or how you're going to grow together
00:52:11Or raise kids
00:52:12Yes
00:52:15Do you want kids?
00:52:16Yes, three
00:52:18Do you?
00:52:19Mm-hmm, four
00:52:43I'm sorry
00:52:57I've missed this
00:52:59This?
00:53:00Yeah
00:53:01I don't think you've ever done dishes with me before
00:53:03No, I mean this, us, just hanging out
00:53:08Well, if you treat me right, then I won't kick you out of my life again
00:53:12I will
00:53:18Why don't you hop in the shower? I'll finish up
00:53:21Or we could finish and then we could hop in the shower together
00:53:24Ooh
00:53:26Go on, I'll be right in
00:53:37I'll be right in
00:54:07I'm sorry
00:54:37How long have you been married for?
00:55:01Sixteen years
00:55:04Wow
00:55:06That's impressive
00:55:08And you, have you been married?
00:55:10No
00:55:12No offense, I don't really believe in marriage
00:55:15No?
00:55:17I know
00:55:19I want to be able to do what I want, when I want
00:55:22I don't really want to be tied down, you know?
00:55:25So you've never been in love before?
00:55:28Maybe
00:55:30But you can love in lots of different ways
00:55:34Yeah, but it's different
00:55:38When you're deeply in love with someone and you want to spend the rest of your life with them
00:55:45I guess
00:55:48Maybe I've never really been in love then
00:55:53Do you prefer men or women?
00:55:58I guess women
00:56:00I've never been in a relationship with a man before
00:56:03Never?
00:56:04No
00:56:06I mean, it's different, the way you love a man versus a woman
00:56:10Right?
00:56:13I wouldn't know
00:56:16Like, a man can give you something a woman can never give you
00:56:22But no man has physically ever made me feel the way a woman does
00:56:31Or at least, not until recently
00:56:35What about you?
00:56:38How do you feel?
00:56:42Well, I'm very much in love with my husband
00:56:48But I do have to say
00:56:52You made me feel something physically I have never felt before
00:56:59See
00:57:02Has any other woman made you feel that way?
00:57:04I've never been with another woman
00:57:06No, we've never done anything like this before
00:57:09Really?
00:57:11After 16 years of marriage, you're trying something like this
00:57:14Why?
00:57:17I guess we both felt like we'd missed out
00:57:21We met in college
00:57:23And we got married right away
00:57:26Pursued our careers, had children
00:57:31We were curious, so
00:57:34We thought we would try it, just together
00:57:38And?
00:57:41And I think we both really enjoyed it
00:57:45I mean, I know I really enjoyed it
00:58:02Do you live close to your family?
00:58:05Yes, most of them
00:58:08My sister lives in Seattle with her husband
00:58:10He works for a company there
00:58:12Oh, have you been to Seattle yet?
00:58:13Si, you?
00:58:14No
00:58:15Ah, we have to go sometime
00:58:16It's beautiful in the summer
00:58:18Is she your only sister?
00:58:20No, I have two sisters and two brothers
00:58:23I'm the oldest
00:58:24And you?
00:58:25I have an older brother
00:58:27He lives upstate near my parents' farm
00:58:29Ah, that's gotta be nice, no?
00:58:31It is nice
00:58:32I try to make it out there about once a month
00:58:35It's a really good escape
00:58:40How old are you?
00:58:43How old do you think I am?
00:58:45Don't make me guess
00:58:51Thirty
00:58:52Twenty-eight
00:58:54And you are thirty, correct?
00:58:59I thought I told you I was twenty-seven
00:59:01No you did, Kimmy told me you were thirty
00:59:03Ah, Kimmy
00:59:06Yeah, I'm sorry I lied to you about that
00:59:09I have this thing, I don't know
00:59:11I just don't want to be older than the guy
00:59:13It kind of makes me feel like a cougar
00:59:15It's okay, I like older women
00:59:20What else did Kimmy tell you?
00:59:23Well, that's between me and Kimmy
00:59:28Come on guys
00:59:30Damn it, just open the damn door
00:59:32No, please just go away
00:59:34Come on
00:59:36I can't look at you right now
00:59:38Fine, then we'll talk through the door
00:59:40No, come on, can't you just try?
00:59:42No
00:59:43How did this even happen?
00:59:45I mean, is it physically even possible?
00:59:47Of course it's possible, you have a penis
00:59:50Ugh
00:59:51How drunk was I? Jesus
00:59:54Did you roofie me?
00:59:55Roofie you?
00:59:57That's like so ten years ago
01:00:00Damn, please just open the door
01:00:03This is really messed up
01:00:05Yeah, I know
01:00:10I'm sorry
01:00:41Oh
01:00:49You were amazing
01:00:52We're amazing
01:01:03Don't move
01:01:10Ah
01:01:32Thank you
01:01:34No thank you
01:01:37Mind if I take another shower?
01:01:40No, go ahead
01:01:45You are so sexy
01:02:06Hmm
01:02:14Hmm
01:02:16Hmm
01:02:18Hmm
01:02:20Hmm
01:02:22Hmm
01:02:24Hmm
01:02:26Hmm
01:02:28Hmm
01:02:30Hmm
01:02:32Hmm
01:02:34Hmm
01:02:36Hmm
01:02:38Hmm
01:02:40Motherfucker
01:02:42God, I'm such an idiot
01:03:00Hey
01:03:02What's going on?
01:03:04I can't do this anymore
01:03:06What?
01:03:08What just happened while I was in the shower?
01:03:10Jeff, don't act like you don't know what's going on
01:03:13I don't know what's going on
01:03:15You see, this is why I think you need to see a therapist
01:03:17You may be bipolar
01:03:18I'm not fucking bipolar
01:03:20I just want to know what we're doing
01:03:27Do you understand why I cut you out of my life?
01:03:30Yeah
01:03:31Why?
01:03:32Because you always assumed I was hooking up with other girls
01:03:35I didn't assume you were hooking up with other girls
01:03:39And I didn't even care
01:03:41I cared that you lied to me
01:03:43I told you from day one you can do anything but lie to me, Jeff
01:03:47Anything
01:03:49You know I don't want to make the same mistakes that my mom made
01:03:51I'm not your dad, Sarah
01:03:52Well then stop acting like him
01:03:54What's the point of you weaseling your way back into my life
01:03:56if you're just going to do the same fucking shit all the time?
01:03:59You get off on hurting me, is that what it is?
01:04:01No, not at all
01:04:02And I'm not weaseling my way back into your life
01:04:04I've missed you
01:04:05Yeah
01:04:07I really do
01:04:10I've missed you, I really have
01:04:12My life isn't the same when I'm not with you
01:04:14You're one of the best people I've ever met
01:04:15And you make me want to be a better person
01:04:20I like myself better when I'm with you
01:04:24I'm sorry
01:04:26But this last six months has been horrible
01:04:29I was in a really bad place
01:04:31That's why I reached out to you last night
01:04:34I know we always say that I hurt you
01:04:39But I
01:04:41I really truly love you
01:04:47Can I ask you something?
01:04:49I love you
01:04:50Can I ask you something?
01:04:52Of course
01:04:54Are you expecting a call?
01:04:56It's probably just Nick
01:05:00Why don't you look?
01:05:01Because he can wait, what were you going to ask me?
01:05:05Are you dating anyone right now?
01:05:07No
01:05:08Are you sleeping with anyone?
01:05:09No
01:05:10Are you lying to me?
01:05:11No, Sarah, I just said I love you
01:05:12Well, someone really needs to get a hold of you
01:05:14And I highly doubt that Nick would call you non-stop like this
01:05:17So, who's Katie?
01:05:22I don't know
01:05:23You don't know anyone by the name of Katie?
01:05:26No
01:05:27Then why do you have ten missed calls from her?
01:05:29I don't know, maybe she has the wrong phone number
01:05:31I doubt that since she's programmed into your phone!
01:05:34So you went through my phone?
01:05:35No, I looked at the screen
01:05:42So who is she?
01:05:48She's just a girl I met on Match a couple months ago
01:05:51Oh, so you do know her?
01:05:52Barely, I took her to coffee one time and that was it
01:05:54How is it so easy to lie to me?
01:05:56I'm not lying to you, I forgot who she was!
01:05:58Yeah, get your stuff, get out
01:06:01I don't want anything to do with you
01:06:22Wow, you look beautiful, Eva
01:06:25Are you ready to go to the pool?
01:06:27Yes
01:06:30Do you know how to salsa?
01:06:32No
01:06:33Okay
01:06:36I'll teach you
01:06:38Follow my lead
01:06:39Okay
01:06:40Left foot back
01:06:41Left foot forward
01:06:42Oh, sorry
01:06:43Left foot back
01:06:44Left foot forward
01:06:45Left foot back
01:06:46Left foot forward
01:06:47Left foot back
01:06:48Left foot back
01:06:49Left foot back
01:06:50Left foot forward
01:06:52Left foot back
01:06:53Left foot forward
01:06:54Oh, sorry
01:06:55Left foot back
01:06:56It's okay
01:06:57Left foot forward
01:06:58Left foot back
01:06:59No, no
01:07:00Left foot forward
01:07:01Okay
01:07:02That's it
01:07:03You ready?
01:07:04For what?
01:07:05For this
01:07:07Left foot back
01:07:08That's it
01:07:09One more?
01:07:13That's it
01:07:14One more?
01:07:16No
01:07:20That's it
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01:07:54Wow, look who's having fun
01:07:59Hi honey
01:08:00Hi
01:08:02Hey Mona
01:08:05Wanna join us?
01:08:06No, he's working today
01:08:08No, no, no
01:08:09I actually finished work for the day
01:08:10I would love to join you
01:08:18Jonathan, can we have a chat?
01:08:19Please
01:08:24Jonathan!
01:08:35What are we doing?
01:08:36We? Don't you mean, what are you doing?
01:08:40I was enjoying girl time. What are you doing?
01:08:44Do you want to try this again?
01:08:46No, no. I just want to make sure that you're not doing anything without me.
01:08:50I wasn't.
01:08:51I'm going to change.
01:08:57Clarissa?
01:09:00Clarissa?
01:09:01Yes?
01:09:03Are we going to be okay?
01:09:06Yeah, of course.
01:09:13You know it's really hard to get pregnant at my age, so we're probably okay.
01:09:16You think?
01:09:17Yeah. All my friends needed help, so I'm probably in the same boat.
01:09:21Sorry I asked you to take that pill. That was really mean.
01:09:24It was way worse to call me a whore.
01:09:26Sorry. Come on, you know I was really proud of you for whoring it up back then.
01:09:32I know.
01:09:35I can't believe I had sex with a girl. I don't even remember it.
01:09:38Well, I'm still ovulating if you want to try again and see if you can remember.
01:09:41Oh, hell no.
01:09:43It's probably better you don't remember.
01:09:45Probably.
01:09:48When it asks us how we made it, what do we tell it?
01:09:52Well, just tell him he's a turkey baster.
01:09:56He?
01:09:58I don't know if I'm ready for this. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
01:10:02I'm going to go get that pill.
01:10:06It's up to you.
01:10:08I'm actually kind of excited about the idea of raising a kid with you.
01:10:12Really?
01:10:13Yeah.
01:10:14We'll make amazing parents.
01:10:18I may not even be pregnant, though.
01:10:20I kind of hope you are.
01:10:22As long as he has my cheekbones.
01:10:30Oh, oh, oh God.
01:10:33Ew.
01:10:35Ew.
01:10:56Do you have to go back to New York tomorrow?
01:10:59I have to work on Tuesday.
01:11:02Well, can't you join me in Mexico for a few days?
01:11:06Don't I need a passport?
01:11:08No, you don't need a passport.
01:11:10I don't?
01:11:11No.
01:11:12We took the company jet, so we'll sneak you in and then somebody can FedEx you your passport.
01:11:24I'd love for you to join me.
01:11:27And I'll change my New York meeting to this coming Wednesday and I'll fly back with you.
01:11:33Sound good?
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:36What's wrong?
01:11:38I'm just not used to all of this.
01:11:41Well, don't worry. You'll get used to it.
01:11:48Shall we go to the pool?
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Okay.
01:11:53Do you have your stuff?
01:11:54Yep.
01:11:55All right.
01:11:56Vamonos.
01:12:12The door's right behind you.
01:12:16You want the truth?
01:12:23Yeah, I fucked her.
01:12:26Yeah, we hung out more than once.
01:12:30We dated for a week and that was it, and I only did it to get over you.
01:12:35And then a couple weeks later, she calls me and tells me she's pregnant.
01:12:40The real reason I'm in town this weekend was to take her to get an abortion.
01:12:45She's calling me because she's an emotional mess right now, and I don't know how, nor do I want to deal with it.
01:12:52Who won in the abortion?
01:12:55I did.
01:13:00I don't want to raise a baby with her.
01:13:03I don't want to have anything to do with her.
01:13:08That's why you're here.
01:13:10I'm here because I miss you.
01:13:11No, you're here because you want to feel better, and you're using me to make yourself feel better, you fucking selfish asshole!
01:13:18You do make me feel better, Sarah. What's wrong with that?
01:13:22Just go. Just get out of my life for good.
01:13:27I don't want to lose you, Sarah.
01:13:31It's way too late for that shit, Jeffrey.
01:13:34We weren't together when this happened. You can't get mad at me for this.
01:13:36You're so fucking clueless. Get the fuck out. Go.
01:13:45Fine. Fine.
01:13:51Bye.
01:14:08Thank you for everything.
01:14:09Of course, Jonathan.
01:14:11This was a lot of fun, but it's just a one-time thing.
01:14:17It doesn't have to be.
01:14:19Yeah, it does.
01:14:21Well, if you change your mind, call me.
01:14:51Bye.
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01:17:51Bye.