T M K O C | EPISODE - 2 | TMKOC EPI-2
T M K O C | EPISODE - 2 | TMKOC EPI-2
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00:00Hey Tappu, what are you doing?
00:02Are you selling your books?
00:04I'm not selling them, I'm mortgaging them.
00:07Abdul, come out!
00:09Abdul!
00:10My name is Abdul, I keep everyone informed.
00:15Hey Tappu, what new drama are you up to these days?
00:18Not drama, keep my books mortgaged and give me the ball.
00:22Hey, this is Abdul's shop, there's no such thing here.
00:25Come on, get out.
00:26Is that so?
00:28Okay then, friends.
00:30We'll play with stones.
00:35If you put a stone on Abdul's shop tube, it's 2.
00:39Okay?
00:40And if you put it on the board, it's 4.
00:45And if you put it on the head, it's 6.
00:49Yes!
00:51Hey, wait a minute.
00:53Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:55Oh God, what kind of kids are they?
00:58Here, take this book.
01:00Go and play in your society.
01:02Give back my shop.
01:03Go.
01:04Yes!
01:08So, shall we start the match?
01:10Yes!
01:11So, first batting is mine.
01:12No Tappu, first you bowl.
01:14You're new to the society.
01:16Don't you know, Tappu only bats.
01:19Yes, Tappu only bats.
01:22Today, I won't declare without batting.
01:24What if I get out before that?
01:26Tappu can never get out.
01:29Here, take this ball.
01:30Go and bowl.
01:32Let's go.
01:45Out!
01:52Out!
02:12That Tappu will spoil you.
02:15I'll have to do something about this balcony.
02:17I'll sell the balcony.
02:18Out!
02:19Come on, move your hand.
02:20Move your hand.
02:22Move your hand.
02:23And don't you dare take Tappu's name again.
02:26Got it?
02:27Get lost.
02:28Go.
02:31What's wrong with you?
02:32You're so worried.
02:34They're kids, they'll play.
02:37Do they play cricket?
02:39Cricket was played in our time.
02:42And that too, with full discipline.
02:44Every bowler used to come and bowl...
02:47Okay, okay, I got it.
02:49Listen, the cooker has made two whistles.
02:51Should I distribute sweets?
02:52No.
02:53After the third whistle, close the cooker.
02:56Wait a minute.
02:57I'm a math teacher.
02:58That doesn't mean I'll count the whistles of your cooker.
03:02You close it yourself.
03:04I'm going to show you the flat across.
03:06What?
03:07I've started working as a part-time estate agent.
03:11If we sell that flat, we'll get a bribe.
03:15And yes, I'll order papadas and pickles from the building.
03:19What will you do?
03:21I'll only do what's good for me.
03:24Okay, I'll leave now.
03:25Don't forget about the cooker.
03:26Or else, your brother will be in trouble.
03:28Wait a minute.
03:29Wait, I'll go and take a bath.
03:31Oh, yes.
03:32The water is gone.
03:33It's okay.
03:35What?
03:38It must be because of that Jethalal.
03:42What's wrong with him?
03:43How can it not be?
03:45He must have left his tap open.
03:48The entire tank must have been flooded.
03:49He must have left his tap open.
03:51He must be craving for food.
03:53The grains won't grow.
03:54Everyone will starve to death.
03:56And all this is because of that Jethalal.
04:00What will these parents feed their children?
04:02Oh, God!
04:12Anjali.
04:14Look, what a great article.
04:16Forget your article.
04:17Look at my glasses.
04:18I've got new pretty glasses.
04:19New set.
04:20Wow!
04:21These are beautiful glasses.
04:23Just like you.
04:25You must have got them for cheap.
04:26Excuse me.
04:28Do you even know
04:29how expensive everything is these days?
04:31Look,
04:32Expenses and age are never less.
04:34Exactly.
04:35Now, let's talk about yesterday.
04:37I went to buy apples yesterday.
04:38Okay.
04:39He gave me three apples for Rs. 50.
04:42I asked him to give me a discount.
04:44He instantly gave me a discount on an apple.
04:47Thank God, Anjali.
04:48You got it in no time.
04:49That day is not far
04:50when you'll have to take a loan to buy apples.
04:52And you'll get apples in installments.
04:55No, I'm telling the truth, Anjali.
04:59Oh, my God!
05:00Don't worry.
05:03What don't worry?
05:04You broke my expensive glasses.
05:06It must be Tappu's doing.
05:07It's good that it broke.
05:08What do you mean?
05:10Do you know how expensive they were?
05:12They were worth Rs. 700.
05:13My water waves glasses.
05:15Anjali,
05:16Modern art is in vogue these days.
05:18Modern art can make anything.
05:20And this will make something amazing.
05:22And you're an expert in making the best out of waste.
05:25It will, right?
05:26Yes, it will.
05:28And it will sell in thousands.
05:30It will sell, right?
05:31See,
05:32It's profitable in times of inflation.
05:34This is called,
05:35Everyone has a problem.
05:36It's just a matter of perspective.
05:38Uncle Mehta, say something.
05:46Tappu! Tappu! Tappu!
06:04Who?
06:05Who did this?
06:07Tappu did.
06:09How many times have I told you?
06:11Don't play here in the afternoon.
06:13Uncle,
06:14If we don't play on Saturday and Sunday,
06:15When will we play?
06:16Let me tell you.
06:18If you don't stop playing,
06:20Then...
06:21Or else...
06:23Or else...
06:24Or else...
06:25If you don't stop playing,
06:28I'll call the police.
06:30What are you doing?
06:32Look, you're playing with your ball there.
06:38Or else what?
06:39Keep playing.
06:40Play till next Saturday and Sunday.
06:44But kids, be careful.
06:49Bye.
07:08Two red pills.
07:11Two blue pills.
07:13Two blue pills.
07:18Wow, Doctor!
07:19How did you know what's wrong with me?
07:22No.
07:23These pills are for me.
07:31What's wrong?
07:32Doctor, I feel like I'm going to die.
07:36No.
07:38You can't die without my help.
07:42Doctor, I feel dizzy every morning for an hour.
07:46Then I get a headache.
07:48My stomach starts aching.
07:50Really?
07:51I can't see properly.
07:53And when I open my eyes...
07:57Doctor.
07:59Doctor.
08:02Doctor.
08:04Why do you sleep now?
08:05What happened?
08:06Doctor, I feel dizzy every morning for an hour.
08:10Really?
08:12What time do you wake up in the morning?
08:14Eight o'clock.
08:15Yes.
08:17Wake up at nine tomorrow.
08:19You'll be fine.
08:21Tell me something.
08:23Who made you a doctor?
08:25Actually, my handwriting was very bad when I was a kid.
08:30When I wrote, people thought it was a prescription.
08:35Everyone said I'd become a doctor when I grew up.
08:39And I became a doctor.
08:43And I became a doctor too.
08:45What?
08:46Idiot.
08:49Komal.
08:53Komal.
08:55Komal.
08:56Yes.
08:57Are there any new patients?
08:59All your patients are new.
09:01Where are the old ones?
09:04Thief.
09:05Thief.
09:06Thief.
09:07Thief.
09:09Mr. Mehra.
09:10Attack.
09:12What?
09:13The battery is dead again?
09:15Mr. Mehra, I've told you so many times that a car doesn't need a battery.
09:20A car needs a new battery.
09:23How long will you drive a car of Rs. 1897?
09:27Buy a new car.
09:29Press the brakes.
09:31Okay, Mr. Mehra.
09:32Sat Sri Akal.
09:34Here's your lassi.
09:36Roshan, my love.
09:40You're really...
09:43What are you doing?
09:44Gogi is here.
09:50Hello.
09:52Yes, this is Roshan.
09:54Yes, this is Roshan.
09:57Oh, Roshan Singh.
09:59Dad.
10:00Don't talk like that.
10:01Here's your phone.
10:04Hello.
10:06Yes, this is Roshan Singh.
10:08What's up?
10:09Hello, dad.
10:11Your stuff has arrived.
10:14Don't worry.
10:17Okay.
10:18Sat Sri Akal.
10:21Oh, lassi.
10:23Thief.
10:24Thief.
10:25Thief.
10:26Thief.
10:27Thief.
10:28Thief.
10:29Thief.
10:30Thief.
10:31Thief.
10:32Thief.
10:33Thief.
10:34Thief.
10:58Who hit the ball?
10:59Thief.
11:00Tappu, you're done for today.
11:03I won't spare you today.
11:21What's all this?
11:23Uncle, tell me.
11:25What's all this?
11:30Thief.
11:31Thief.
11:32Thief.
11:33Thief.
11:34Thief.
11:35Face pack, I won't spare you today.
11:56Jethalal.
11:57Come out.
11:58I won't spare you today!
11:59I've had enough of your jokes!
12:01All you do is make fun of me!
12:04This is too much!
12:06Mr. Mehta!
12:07Mr. Bhire!
12:08Mr. Hathi!
12:09Mr. Tayyab!
12:10Mr. Pandey!
12:11All of you get out!
12:12We have to make a decision today!
12:14I've had enough of this Tappu!
12:17All of you get out!
12:18Hey, Jethalol!
12:20Get out!
12:22Hey, Zoddy!
12:24Zoddy, what is this?
12:25What did you buy?
12:26Your son did this!
12:29We'll have to make a decision today!
12:32I'm coming!
12:32Hurry up!
12:34What do you mean hurry up?
12:36Should I jump and come down?
12:37It'll take time to come down, right?
12:39I'm talking to you, hurry up!
12:41What happened?
12:42I'll jump, come on!
12:53I'm here, what is it?
12:54Hey, Jethalol!
12:55Take care of your Tappu!
12:57Or else I'll break every brick in your house!
12:59Is he a bricklayer that he'll break every brick?
13:02Hey!
13:02Hey, what did you say?
13:04Mr. Zoddy, Mr. Zoddy, I understand everything!
13:05Let me hear what it is!
13:06What is it? I'm asking you!
13:07I'll explain it to you, I'll see everything!
13:10It's not like that!
13:11Hey, shut up!
13:12Calm down!
13:13What did Tappu do?
13:15Your son Tappu has created a ruckus in the entire society!
13:21There is no cure for that!
13:23He has created a ruckus in the entire society!
13:26He has broken 10 mirrors in my house!
13:29Now even the mirror seller is saying
13:31to take 50 together, I'll give you a discount!
13:35I think that glass seller
13:37is the one who sells his business to increase his business
13:39and makes you break your glasses!
13:40Yes, of course!
13:42He is always after my Tappu!
13:45After him?
13:46We all want to get rid of him!
13:50Look, Tappu is still a kid!
13:52Mr. Mehta, don't interfere!
13:54If you are a friend, then be a friend!
13:55Don't be a lawyer!
13:57Look, I'm not a lawyer for anyone!
13:59I'll just explain it to Tappu, that's it!
14:03There is no cure for this!
14:05There is no cure for Tappu!
14:08I say, get these people out of the society!
14:10What are you saying?
14:12Nonsense!
14:12This society belongs to your father!
14:14Yes!
14:17Hey, don't go after your father!
14:19Then don't go after my son!
14:20Understood?
14:21Don't talk like that, or else I'll break your 34 teeth!
14:27Wait a minute!
14:29I'm a doctor, and I have 32 teeth!
14:32Then give me your counted elephant too!
14:36I say, get Jethalal out of the society!
14:40Look, I can't do this to you, understood?
14:43Hey, your son does hooliganism!
14:46That will do!
14:47Such a small kid does hooliganism!
14:50And you big people are scared of his hooliganism!
14:52Oh my god, he's dead!
14:56If you talk nonsense like that, I'll slap you!
15:20What did you say?
15:22What did I say?
15:24I said, I'll slap you!
15:30You'll slap me?
15:33Then show me what you've got!
15:45You want me to slap you?
15:47You want me to slap you?
15:49You should be able to do it, right?
15:55So, you don't want to slap Sodhi bhai?
16:07Tappu, as soon as I get hold of him, I'll slap him in front of the entire society!
16:11That's it!
16:14What kind of society is this?
16:15Society used to exist in our time!
16:18There used to be a rule, there used to be a tradition!
16:22This Jethalal Tappu has made this society a mess!
16:26If you don't like this society, then you go away! Why are you telling me?
16:30Jethalal, you're acting like a kid!
16:34Fighting is not the solution to any problem!
16:37So, what's the solution?
16:38You shut up! What's the solution?
16:40Is this a farm?
16:42You shut up!
16:43Look, listen to me!
16:45First, listen to me!
16:47If Tappu causes any trouble in this society, then I'll catch you!
16:54Yes, because Tappu is not in our hands!
16:58He can't do anything being his father!
17:02I still say, get him out of this society!
17:06There will be no roots, nor will there be any grass!
17:09I'm telling you for the last time!
17:11Last warning, Jethalal! Last warning!
17:13What do you say, brothers?
17:14Yes, he's right! It's the last warning!
17:16Yes, calm down! Calm down!
17:18I understand, it's the last warning!
17:20Look, what kind of a son you have given birth to!
17:22Sorry!
17:24What's the use of saying sorry now?
17:27Look, I promise you all!
17:31Next time, because of Tappu, you won't get any complaints!
17:35And because of Tappu, you won't face any trouble!
17:39This is my promise!
17:41This is my promise!
17:43But how?
17:45Don't worry about that! I know what to do!
17:47Jethalal has given his promise in a fit of rage!
17:49Now let's see what he does, and how he keeps his promise!