It's the Muppets! - More Muppets Please! [UK VHS] (1994)
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00:00J'arrive !
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00:42C'est cheese !
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02:08Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
02:39The Muppets on Video
02:40Once you start your collection
02:43You won't want to stop
02:47With Kermit, Gonzo and Miss Piggy
02:49And bring home the most outrageous fun your family will ever have
03:08The Muppets on Video
03:39It's time to get things started on
03:41The most sensational
03:42Inspirational
03:43Celebrational
03:44Muppetational
03:45This is what we call
03:48The Muppet Show
03:54Hello dear friends and welcome to this potpourri of mirth and madness we call The Muppet Show
04:01But right now we'd like to open the show tonight on a high note
04:08Well, that's better than opening it with a bang
04:12Did somebody say bang?
04:14No!
04:15Hit!
04:16Well, you can't win them all
04:17Hit!
04:19But right now, let's raise the curtain, strike up the band and get things moving on The Muppet Show
04:27Another opening, another show
04:30In fairy Boston or Baltimore
04:33A chance for stagehands to say hello
04:36Another opening of another show
04:39Another job that you hope at last
04:42Will make your future forget your past
04:45Another pain where the old suits grow
04:48Another opening of another show
04:52Four weeks you rehearse and rehearse
04:55Three weeks and it continues
04:58Two weeks, will it ever be right?
05:01The overture is about to start
05:04You cross your fingers and hold your heart
05:07It's curtain time and away we go
05:10Another opening of another opening of a
05:14Muppet
05:16Show
05:24You know, I really like that
05:27You know, I really like that
05:29Yeah, me too
05:32Are we in the right theater?
05:41Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
05:44Ladies and...
05:47Cool it!
05:52Ladies and gentlemen
05:54Now here she is, Foufou, the Wonder Dog
05:59Yes, yes, thank you, thank you, thank you
06:03Thank you, very good Foufou
06:05Now, for her second trick
06:08Second trick?
06:11For her second trick
06:16Very good, now for her third trick
06:20Yes, I'm going to ask Foufou to solve a difficult mathematical problem
06:26Foufou, what is two plus two?
06:37One more
06:41She wasn't finished
06:44Three is wrong
06:46I know that, but I figured that was as close as she was going to get
06:52We shall do it again
06:54This time let her finish
06:57Foufou dear, what is two plus two?
07:11What are you doing?
07:12I was waiting for her to finish
07:15Oh wonderful, now you've gotten her all upset
07:18Oh, sorry
07:20Maybe that trick's too hard for her
07:22Have her do something simple like roll over and play dead
07:27Why don't you roll over and drop dead?
07:30If I wanted her to do something simple
07:33I would have had her play the piano and make dumb remarks
07:39Would everyone like to see Foufou dance?
07:44It's unanimous
07:47Just play the music
07:49All right, dance Foufou, dance for mommy, dance
07:53Why did you stop playing?
07:54I heard that
07:56Foufou, he's behind you
07:59Go get him
08:00Sorry, I'm just picking old habits that are hard to break
08:03Get him Foufou, I'll let him go from over here
08:06Foufou, Foufou, Foufou
08:09Have we ever said this show is going to the dogs?
08:12About a million times
08:15And now ladies and gentlemen
08:17I'm sure you're going to love Gonzo the Great
08:25Good evening ladies and gentlemen
08:28This evening I will perform a feat of lunatic daring
08:34Before your very eyes I will ride this motorcycle up this ramp
08:39And jump directly into that box
08:41Landing safely between those two elderly gentlemen
08:46What?
08:47I can assure you, you'll be in no danger
08:50You're right, we'll be in Chicago
08:53For their own safety, while they were dozing
08:56I took the precaution of chaining them to their chairs
09:02On my mark
09:04Get set
09:06Go
09:10Uh-oh
09:14Hooray, wonderful, wonderful
09:17You're off to a great start
09:19Oh, it's going to be a great act Kermit
09:21But something's wrong with my bike
09:25If I advance this far
09:32Back up, back up
09:35Here is a Muppet News flash
09:37Work was started today on the remodeling of the Muppet News studio
09:41And it is said that a
09:46But first, meet the Vikings
09:48Those cruel, heartless, Scandinavian marauders
09:51Whose savage brutality earned them the reputation
09:54Worst human beings in history
09:57I'm sorry about that
10:00Ladies and gentlemen, the Vikings
10:03Those gentle, quaint, fun-loving old charmers
10:27Nous voulons, nous voulons, nous voulons vous en tant que recrut'
10:30Nous voulons, nous voulons, nous voulons vous en tant que recrut'
10:34Où pouvez-vous trouver le plaisir, chercher les trenches du monde
10:37Apprendre la science, la technologie
10:40Où?
10:41Où pouvez-vous commencer à faire vos projets?
10:44Où?
10:45Où pouvez-vous arriver à voir l'avenir?
10:48Où?
10:49Où?
10:50Où?
10:51Où?
10:52Où?
10:53Où?