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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Latent.
00:00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:00:05This show has no point.
00:00:07This show is unpredictable. Anything can happen.
00:00:09Just like life.
00:00:14It is a pointless reality show,
00:00:16but it has a very interesting point system.
00:00:18People from all over India will come to this show to show their talent.
00:00:22They will only have 90 seconds to show their talent.
00:00:26But before they can show their talent,
00:00:28they have to give themselves a score out of 10.
00:00:30After showing their talent, our judges will also give them a score.
00:00:33If the average score of the judges is the same
00:00:36as the participant gave themselves before the performance,
00:00:39then that participant will win the show.
00:00:41And all the money for the ticket sales that day will be theirs.
00:00:44Did you bring a gift for me? Did you bring a shoe?
00:00:48Yes.
00:00:49From this show, we will know who is the most self-aware.
00:00:53And from the YouTube views of this show,
00:00:54we will know who is the most unemployed.
00:00:57So are we ready for India's Got Latent?
00:00:59So let's start.
00:01:09Quick introduction.
00:01:10This is Gamer Fleet.
00:01:11The first gamer on India's Got Latent.
00:01:13Also the first guy in my friend circle to have a Porsche.
00:01:19Also the first guy in my friend circle to become a millionaire.
00:01:21He is the very first, by the way.
00:01:23His audience is also the first.
00:01:27So Nishant Bhai, Nishant Tanwar.
00:01:29Who doesn't know Nishant Tanwar?
00:01:30Everybody knows Nishant Tanwar.
00:01:31Everyone watches Tanwar, but...
00:01:32Nishant Bhai.
00:01:37How are you, Nishant Bhai? How are you today?
00:01:39Very good. Very good.
00:01:42I am glad to see that not just us, but so many people are also unemployed.
00:01:47Thank you so much for joining us.
00:01:48And we also have Karan Singh Magic,
00:01:50who is a talented magician.
00:01:52Recently he did this very big trick where he disappeared.
00:01:56From the YouTube algorithm.
00:02:02How are you, Karan Bhai?
00:02:03I am good. I was doing great until now.
00:02:05Then I saw your face a few hours ago.
00:02:08It reminded me of 2020.
00:02:10Also we have Balraj Ghai.
00:02:12I can say as much about him as I want.
00:02:21Guys, I just want to say that
00:02:22Comicstan and YouTube are not the only reasons why Samay has a career.
00:02:26Yes, it's also because of Habitat, guys.
00:02:28Make some noise for Habitat.
00:02:30The best comedy club after Canvas.
00:02:33But really a great comedy club.
00:02:35Call kudos to his father.
00:02:37Make some noise for him.
00:02:40Very good. Very good. Thank you so much.
00:02:42The whole deal is that we don't have to pay rent here
00:02:44as long as there's Balraj on the panel.
00:02:47Which is why Balraj is our regular.
00:02:48Can we have a big round of applause for India's Got Talent, guys?
00:02:52Severus Edrock and It's Hyde.
00:02:53Make some noise for them, guys. Come on.
00:02:57If he didn't stay in Bandra with this name...
00:03:02Alright, guys. Your time begins now.
00:03:04Let's go.
00:03:35I'm in a good mood, bro.
00:03:36I look like a rockstar in the first class.
00:03:38The alarm rang at 5 in the morning, boss.
00:03:40I want to drink tea, have breakfast and take off till home.
00:03:42I want to be an employee of the year.
00:03:45If I don't reach on time, I'll get beaten up.
00:03:47My face is full of disappointment.
00:03:50I want to reach there as soon as possible.
00:03:51My dog's teeth are still on the toilet.
00:03:54I met Don Mills, so I thought, what's my fault?
00:03:56I convinced HR, Pintu, motherfucker.
00:03:59I lost all my money in the water.
00:04:01Why did I invest all my money in Adani?
00:04:03I planned to make money with a shortcut.
00:04:06I took an online course, but it turned out to be a scam.
00:04:08Then Pintu told me, and today, it's the man.
00:04:10Now I want to be a dad too.
00:04:12So, fuck, bro, shit, I'm a toxic mess.
00:04:16Keep the tone down, address me at home.
00:04:18How did you call me, bro? Nonsense.
00:04:21Malera on everything, oh, Phil.
00:04:22So, fuck, bro, shit, I'm a toxic mess.
00:04:26Don't make me cry, life's a stress.
00:04:28Costly address, no flex.
00:04:30Nobody takes me seriously.
00:04:32That's better.
00:04:34All right.
00:04:38So good.
00:04:39That was good.
00:04:40So good, bro.
00:04:41We came to the wrong show.
00:04:42Bro, this music...
00:04:45And you look like you're coming straight from TCS.
00:04:48You're finishing the shift.
00:04:49Geo.
00:04:50Different tendency.
00:04:51Which one?
00:04:51You're coming from Geo?
00:04:52Oh, Geo.
00:04:53You're coming straight from the office.
00:04:55Okay, your name, what's the pronunciation of this, bro?
00:04:58Severus Edrock.
00:04:59Okay, why is it an H?
00:05:01H is silent, music is loud.
00:05:03Oh!
00:05:06That's amazing, bro.
00:05:07Severus Edrock, that's your real name?
00:05:09No, my name is Sarvesh Gorde.
00:05:13Oh!
00:05:17Why, man?
00:05:18He put silent on my H.
00:05:21He put silent on my fake name.
00:05:24That's great, bro.
00:05:25What's your real name, bro?
00:05:27Ritesh.
00:05:27Bro, my name is Himanshu.
00:05:28See, it's H.
00:05:30Oh, okay, crazy, bro.
00:05:31So, it's your first time rapping?
00:05:33No, it's my first time rapping.
00:05:35It's his first time rapping.
00:05:35Are you serious?
00:05:36Yes.
00:05:37You've never done it before?
00:05:38No.
00:05:38Not even today?
00:05:43What do you do?
00:05:44I'm a music producer.
00:05:45What does he do?
00:05:47Geo.
00:05:48Geo.
00:05:48We're looking for finances.
00:05:49By the way, guys, if you want to fund someone, let us know.
00:05:52Bro, he works in Geo.
00:05:53Yes, bro, he works in Geo.
00:05:55Bro, tell Geo to fund the show.
00:05:59He doesn't give me money for my work.
00:06:01What?
00:06:01He doesn't give me money for my show.
00:06:04Bro, be careful with what you say, okay?
00:06:07I'm on a notice period.
00:06:08Oh!
00:06:10Bro, it doesn't matter.
00:06:14It doesn't matter if you're on a notice period or not.
00:06:17Did you give him a notice to leave the country?
00:06:20I just gave it to him.
00:06:21Where were you?
00:06:21Can't yet.
00:06:22Bro, tell him to sponsor our show.
00:06:24We have to hire Balraj to save rent.
00:06:26Yes, bro.
00:06:27We'll put J instead of H.
00:06:31Where do you live?
00:06:32I'm from Kharghar.
00:06:33Thane.
00:06:34You live in Thane.
00:06:35And now you have a job and you don't have a job.
00:06:39I'm a music producer, so yeah.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41I was going just by the looks.
00:06:46Guessed it right.
00:06:47Bro, I read the name and thought he's a bandit.
00:06:49But he's from Thane.
00:06:50I'll judge him right now.
00:06:55No, show me your face.
00:06:57We have a regular audience now.
00:06:59So, when was this song made?
00:07:01It was made in a day.
00:07:02That's what I think.
00:07:03Yes.
00:07:04You're rapping for the first time.
00:07:06Are you serious?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08What's up, bro?
00:07:09He's Severus.
00:07:10He's Se...
00:07:13I'm Severus.
00:07:14Comedy veteran Nishant Anwar.
00:07:20He called me a veteran.
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22So, why are you leaving the job?
00:07:25You're not leaving to follow him, right?
00:07:27No, no.
00:07:28Not yet.
00:07:31Then why are you leaving?
00:07:33What are you leaving for?
00:07:34I'm leaving for a second job.
00:07:35Where?
00:07:36I don't know. I'll see.
00:07:37I haven't given an interview yet.
00:07:39What?
00:07:39I haven't given an interview yet.
00:07:40I've given one.
00:07:41You have?
00:07:41For someone else.
00:07:42Okay, he can't tell us.
00:07:43Yeah, obviously.
00:07:44He'll be screwed by his company in the next show.
00:07:47Bro, I'll see where you're going and where you're going.
00:07:49You know, people will look at him.
00:07:51He's the kind of guy who...
00:07:52He's the guy who bitches about his ex.
00:07:54About his current girlfriend.
00:07:55You think he's enjoying it.
00:07:56He's noting it down.
00:07:57He'll do the same with me in Angkor Wat.
00:08:02So, Yalika, you haven't masturbated till date?
00:08:05Oh, sorry. He's the next guy.
00:08:08Bro, so...
00:08:09Call him and finish him off.
00:08:11I want to talk to this guy.
00:08:14Bro, you've already fucked up the next guy.
00:08:16Before he could even perform.
00:08:18If you'd said the next guy was a little late,
00:08:19he would've agreed.
00:08:24You should've told him.
00:08:26How did he know?
00:08:28So, alright, bro.
00:08:29So, I've given you...
00:08:30It's scoring time.
00:08:31So, I've given you an 8.
00:08:35And here...
00:08:36Game of Thrones has given you a 9.
00:08:38Nishant Tanwar has given you an 8.
00:08:40Karan Singh has given you an 8.
00:08:427.5.
00:08:47Eminem is sitting in between us.
00:08:51He's saying, I've given you a 2 or a 3.
00:08:53He'll come now.
00:08:547.5.
00:08:56Alright.
00:08:56So, your average is an 8.
00:08:598.15.
00:09:03Alright.
00:09:05Give it up for...
00:09:06Savesh Bhai and Ivan Shubhaj.
00:09:08Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:13So, alright. Up next, we have Harsh Kala.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:21Bro, he's also from Jio.
00:09:23Bro, you shook it.
00:09:24Later.
00:09:26Later.
00:09:28After the performance.
00:09:30After the performance.
00:09:32Everyone taunts me that I'm too thin.
00:09:34That my weight is too light.
00:09:36Look.
00:09:37My weight is as light as the number of people who come to Karan Bhai's show.
00:09:44No, no. I won't roast Karan Bhai.
00:09:46Because he's always...
00:09:47He's always getting brand deals and subscribers from Suvanish.
00:09:53You all must have seen Samar Aina's roast.
00:09:55On Ashish Solanki's channel.
00:09:57You must have seen how I beeped his roast.
00:10:01Anyway, this is what's happening in the country these days.
00:10:03A Gujarati is suppressing the voice of all Kashmiris.
00:10:16Wait, wait. I'm running out of time.
00:10:19When I was coming here for the show,
00:10:22I told everyone at home that I'm coming to the show.
00:10:25No one gave me any importance at home.
00:10:26But as soon as I said that the Gamer Fleet is coming,
00:10:29my auntie was standing in the wheelchair.
00:10:31Wow! Wow! Wow! The Gamer Fleet is coming.
00:10:34The Gamer Fleet is coming.
00:10:42Look.
00:10:43Maybe you didn't like my roast.
00:10:45But I know that my roast is much better than Bharwo Ke Khiladi Season 3.
00:10:53Thank you. That's my time.
00:10:57Bro, you were so good, bro.
00:10:59I don't want to win, Big Boss.
00:11:02Bro, don't edit me out.
00:11:04I'm leaving the show.
00:11:07Don't edit me out.
00:11:08You've ruined everyone's life.
00:11:11You've left Nishant Tanwar.
00:11:13I didn't know that he was coming too.
00:11:14He doesn't even have a lengthie.
00:11:20Oh, bro.
00:11:21I think I'll have to stop moving now.
00:11:27It's written here that you haven't moved since childhood.
00:11:29Yes, it's been 24 years.
00:11:39Bro, there is a lady in the front row
00:11:42who has taken offence
00:11:45that you haven't moved since 24 years.
00:11:49She's very jealous of you.
00:11:50According to you, when is the right age?
00:11:53But that's very good. You have a lot of self-control.
00:11:55Maybe that's where the energy is coming from.
00:11:57Ranil Radhapadhyay was right.
00:12:00F**k, man.
00:12:01He was in the energy, man.
00:12:03Bro, who knows? The doctor might have said no.
00:12:04You never know.
00:12:05Why would the doctor say no?
00:12:07He might say, you have such a small life.
00:12:08You might not be able to move it.
00:12:19But I think he's not moving because he's jealous.
00:12:21I think if he moves it, it'll go back a little.
00:12:23Because it's been filled up for so long.
00:12:26It'll get recoiled, bro.
00:12:28Where? Mumbai?
00:12:29Bro, you'll get such a big moustache now.
00:12:31Mumbai will get Northern Lights.
00:12:41Oh, bro.
00:12:44Bro, it's saying you're only 49 kgs.
00:12:47Let me remind you, you're only 45 kgs.
00:12:49That 4 kgs is not your weight.
00:12:524 kgs.
00:12:55Bro, this man is going to shake so much.
00:12:58The world will shake.
00:12:59The world will shake.
00:13:00This, bro.
00:13:02You can't shake it like this normally, like you do.
00:13:04You have to shake it like this.
00:13:05Like this.
00:13:08The whole atmosphere.
00:13:09It'll be an event.
00:13:10You can make a bookmite show, bro.
00:13:13I'll be there, bro.
00:13:15So, do you have a stand?
00:13:17No, I don't have a stand. That's the problem.
00:13:19You don't have a stand?
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:21Again, again.
00:13:22Now, the main thing will come.
00:13:22Again, again.
00:13:23Now, this is the main thing.
00:13:24Bro, you're saying that your...
00:13:27No, no, no.
00:13:29No, no, it doesn't come out.
00:13:30It stays like this.
00:13:32Oh!
00:13:33What?
00:13:35Bro, is this a thing to make me drink fluid?
00:13:40Now, from which mouth should I drink it, bro?
00:13:43I've got cold coffee till here.
00:13:45Did you bring food?
00:13:46Abhinav has found a good timing.
00:13:49So, bro.
00:13:49But, you are really...
00:13:51You have this thing.
00:13:52If you're facing...
00:13:53Why don't you go to a doctor, bro?
00:13:54Why should I show it to a doctor?
00:13:56Show it to Gamer Freak.
00:13:57My dad is a doctor.
00:14:04Doctor...
00:14:05If you show it to a doctor, who else will you show it to?
00:14:07My dad is a doctor.
00:14:08Oh!
00:14:10Which doctor is your dad?
00:14:10Sir, catch up.
00:14:11No, no. He gives NEET exams.
00:14:13He gives NEET exams.
00:14:15Oh, for NEET exams.
00:14:15He's a doctor for NEET exams.
00:14:16Oh, okay.
00:14:17He's a doctor for NEET exams.
00:14:18Yes, yes. The same papers that are...
00:14:20Bro!
00:14:20Yes.
00:14:21The same papers that are...
00:14:23The ones that are getting 1000 marks out of 720.
00:14:25The same papers that are not getting
00:14:27the same marks as Harsh Kala.
00:14:30Leak!
00:14:37But, bro. He's so confident.
00:14:38Give him a big round of applause.
00:14:42It's not easy to open up about these things.
00:14:45Yeah, yeah.
00:14:45Some people keep it to themselves.
00:14:46Bro, he keeps it to himself a lot.
00:14:49Did you try to watch porn?
00:14:51Why would I watch porn?
00:14:52I wasn't even standing up.
00:14:53Why would I watch porn?
00:14:54Because you're standing up!
00:14:59Bro!
00:15:00Give him some advice on Gamerfleet.
00:15:02Gamerfleet is...
00:15:03It's mine, bro.
00:15:04Oh, okay.
00:15:06Hey, come on.
00:15:07Why are you showing off?
00:15:11He's flexing so much.
00:15:12What is this?
00:15:13He's doing it in front of him too.
00:15:15Poor guy.
00:15:16Bro!
00:15:17Bro, you...
00:15:19Why did you come here?
00:15:23What was your plan here?
00:15:24What brings you here?
00:15:26I want to do stand-up and dark comedy.
00:15:28You can't do stand-up.
00:15:36But no, Harsh Kala.
00:15:37A big round of applause for Harsh Kala, bro.
00:15:43So, I think it's time to score him, my brother.
00:15:46We deserve to score him.
00:15:50Legend of Harsh Kala.
00:15:52I've given you...
00:15:54Any guesses?
00:15:5510 on 10, bro.
00:15:59Gamerfleet has given 8
00:16:01because Gamerfleet has related to your story a lot.
00:16:05Why did you give 8?
00:16:06If I had related to it, I would've given 10 as well.
00:16:08Oh, okay.
00:16:16Even I gave 8.
00:16:21So, I've given you 10.
00:16:23Gamerfleet has given 8.
00:16:25Nishant has given 10 as well.
00:16:28Taran Singh has given 9.5.
00:16:299.5. He saved himself.
00:16:32And what's this gesture?
00:16:34I've given 10.
00:16:35Balraj has given 10.
00:16:36That makes your average of 9.5.
00:16:409.5.
00:16:41Oh!
00:16:44Harsh bhai!
00:16:46But thank you so much, Harsh bhai. I hope you come again, ma'am.
00:16:49Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
00:16:52All right. Up next, guys. Are you ready? We have Prem.
00:16:55Huge round of applause for Prem, guys.
00:17:01So, I came here today
00:17:02by a local train.
00:17:04It's raining heavily outside. Did you see that?
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07So, I'm sitting in the train at the corner window.
00:17:09An auntie comes with two kids.
00:17:12There's an empty seat next to me. There's a lot of crowd in the train.
00:17:14The auntie got a seat.
00:17:16The auntie took a kid and sat down.
00:17:17A kid was teasing her a lot.
00:17:20So, she gave it to me.
00:17:22She said, put him in my lap.
00:17:24I said, okay. I put him in my lap.
00:17:26Now, the kid was sitting with his face like this.
00:17:29I thought he's feverish.
00:17:31Or he's feeling cold. He was a little wet as well.
00:17:34So, what I did was, to give him some comfort,
00:17:36I held him like this.
00:17:39Then, suddenly, water started leaking from somewhere.
00:17:42Now, I had a doubt.
00:17:44Then, do you know what the kid does?
00:17:46He looks back and smiles.
00:17:51Thank you, brother.
00:17:54I got scared.
00:17:56Now, I understood.
00:17:58Because, I could smell it now.
00:18:00I thought, she's up to something.
00:18:03So, now, I thought,
00:18:05since the rain shower has already happened,
00:18:07why not open the dam as well?
00:18:12So, I opened the dam.
00:18:13Alright, that's time.
00:18:15Prem, do you know what your problem is?
00:18:18Your eyes are always open.
00:18:26No stress, Prem. What was this? What happened?
00:18:30I could not...
00:18:30Situational comedy, Taki.
00:18:32It's not a comedy?
00:18:33If you didn't write all this, we wouldn't have got to know.
00:18:35You didn't even write it. What's your talent?
00:18:37But, it's okay.
00:18:38The stand-up you did,
00:18:40you did stand-up.
00:18:41This is my first performance.
00:18:43It's a good thing. There's no stress.
00:18:45What did you say? This is the last time?
00:18:50So, what was this about?
00:18:51What was the topic?
00:18:52You pressed a kid, and then,
00:18:54his pee came out.
00:18:56And, I didn't understand how to open the dam.
00:18:58Even I didn't understand.
00:18:59I was telling the audience,
00:19:00that the dam has been opened.
00:19:00What was this?
00:19:03So, I was also wet.
00:19:04So, I thought...
00:19:05No, don't end the joke.
00:19:06Tell us like this.
00:19:08So, nothing. Later,
00:19:09I saw the kid and thanked him.
00:19:11No, no.
00:19:13The shower is over. Let's open the dam.
00:19:15What was the dam?
00:19:16I'll pee a lot, right?
00:19:18Okay, you also pee.
00:19:20But, what happened was...
00:19:21It's okay.
00:19:22Otherwise, today...
00:19:23He pressed the kid.
00:19:24I'm thinking of the flow of the story.
00:19:25First, the kid peed.
00:19:27I thought it was a pedophile joke.
00:19:28I thought the same.
00:19:31You pressed the kid,
00:19:33and then, his pee came out.
00:19:34Then, your pee came out.
00:19:35So, what's the story in this?
00:19:38Yes.
00:19:38I peed here.
00:19:41It's not a pee.
00:19:42It's a hug.
00:19:46With love.
00:19:47You can leave Mumbai.
00:19:55Oh, brother.
00:19:58Is your face hurting?
00:19:59Look at what's hurting me.
00:20:02Think about the kid.
00:20:03What's hurting him?
00:20:05The kid's pee came out.
00:20:09He peed on the Game of Threed audience.
00:20:18Brother, how old are you?
00:20:1921.
00:20:2021.
00:20:21And, where do you live?
00:20:22How far have you travelled?
00:20:23Which mental asylum did you come from?
00:20:26From Dombivali.
00:20:26From Dombivali.
00:20:29You also dubbed IPL discussion videos,
00:20:31which got striked down by IPL team.
00:20:39He's very proud, brother.
00:20:41He's very proud about it.
00:20:42Is this true?
00:20:43Yes, they striked down 40 videos.
00:20:45Brother.
00:20:47You can watch it on YouTube.
00:20:49So, did you do mimicry in it?
00:20:51Yes.
00:20:52The pre-discussions,
00:20:53before and after the match,
00:20:55I did mimicry in that.
00:20:56What's this?
00:20:57You must have said something wrong.
00:21:00I said a lot of things.
00:21:01Wow.
00:21:03Great, brother.
00:21:04Do you play chess now?
00:21:06Yes.
00:21:06I used to play the best in school.
00:21:08Do you have a channel on YouTube,
00:21:09where you play chess?
00:21:10No, but I'm going to start now.
00:21:12I'll strike on that.
00:21:15Okay.
00:21:17You've also written a lot of scripts.
00:21:20Yes.
00:21:20Which one should I find in the trash?
00:21:24You had any other jokes,
00:21:25you've ever written?
00:21:27In which there's no child and pressure.
00:21:30And not at all together.
00:21:33Is there anything?
00:21:33Yes, I did.
00:21:35If you don't mind.
00:21:36Yes.
00:21:37Look, I'm 21 years old now.
00:21:39But still I...
00:21:40like to press kids.
00:21:46Sorry.
00:21:48So, I had to come here at 10 pm for a show.
00:21:58I can't do it.
00:21:59Okay, no stress.
00:22:01It's okay, Prem has done it.
00:22:03Prem, scoring time.
00:22:06I've given you the same number
00:22:08as the number of kids you like to press.
00:22:11Two.
00:22:15Gamerfleet has given five.
00:22:17Nishant has given 3.5.
00:22:183.5.
00:22:193.3.
00:22:20You can give 0.5 only.
00:22:22I've given 0.5.
00:22:23I haven't changed anything there.
00:22:25You've given 3.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:293.5.
00:22:30They've also given 3.5.
00:22:322.5.
00:22:33You've two kids.
00:22:36How did you give all the points?
00:22:38You have to be encouraging to someone
00:22:39who's come on stage and who's performed.
00:22:41It takes a lot of guts to come over here
00:22:44and talk to you guys.
00:22:45He gave two marks to a guy in the last show.
00:22:49And he didn't even press a kid.
00:22:53What a scoundrel.
00:22:56How much did you give? 4.5?
00:22:58Yes.
00:22:59That makes your average
00:23:013.5.
00:23:04How much did you give?
00:23:05How much is it?
00:23:068.08.
00:23:08Show it upside down.
00:23:110.8.
00:23:15Gaurav Bodhija is here, guys.
00:23:17Doing some magic for us.
00:23:23So, hi, guys. My name is Gaurav.
00:23:24A.k.a. The Boring Man.
00:23:25So, I'm going to do magic.
00:23:29So, I'll do mind reading.
00:23:32We'll start with Karan sir.
00:23:33Karan sir, think of a date.
00:23:35Date, day and the month.
00:23:37Have you thought of it?
00:23:43Karan bhai, you can tell everyone.
00:23:44Because I've already done it.
00:23:45I'll tell everyone.
00:23:467th of July.
00:23:47And you?
00:23:48He's a day and date.
00:23:50Gamer Plate, tell me the name of a female friend of yours.
00:23:54A name that no one knows.
00:23:55Only you know.
00:23:56I'll tell you.
00:23:57No, no, no.
00:23:59No, no, no.
00:24:00No, no, no.
00:24:04I'll tell you.
00:24:05You'll have a lot of trouble.
00:24:09Tell me.
00:24:10You tell me.
00:24:11I won't say anything.
00:24:12Tell me, Gamer Plate.
00:24:14Gamer bhai.
00:24:14There's no time.
00:24:15Sorry, sir.
00:24:15I've written it down.
00:24:16Tell him.
00:24:16I've written it down.
00:24:17No, no, no.
00:24:18I'm done.
00:24:19I have to guess.
00:24:20You can tell everyone.
00:24:21Tell everyone quickly.
00:24:22Harshita.
00:24:24Harshita.
00:24:26Harshita.
00:24:27I'm going to reveal your address.
00:24:29Only a flat number.
00:24:30Only a flat number.
00:24:31Okay?
00:24:33Why am I writing it down?
00:24:34I remember it.
00:24:38Guys, I'm done.
00:24:39Magic.
00:24:41I'm done.
00:24:42I'm done.
00:24:43I'm done.
00:24:44I'm done.
00:24:45I'm done.
00:24:46I'm done.
00:24:47I'm done.
00:24:48I'm done.
00:24:49I'm done.
00:24:50I'm done.
00:24:52This says...
00:24:56Enough.
00:24:57Okay, cool.
00:24:58I'm not telling you now.
00:24:59Yes.
00:25:00101.
00:25:01Yes.
00:25:02Oh!
00:25:097th July.
00:25:10Yes.
00:25:11Oh!
00:25:12Wow!
00:25:14If I had told you the truth, I would've gone to a date with Harshita.
00:25:167th July?
00:25:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:25:19You are the Bhabhi.
00:25:21Now you know how people die of pores.
00:25:29Read.
00:25:31I'm not going anywhere.
00:25:33Harshita Bhabhi.
00:25:37Harshita is the winner.
00:25:39Thank you so much guys.
00:25:41Alright. Gauravji, that was really good.
00:25:43Until the end what you said.
00:25:45I'm doing magic for the first time.
00:25:47Oh really?
00:25:49I met a guy and he asked me since when I'm doing magic.
00:25:51I said since childhood.
00:25:53He said you? I said half an hour ago.
00:25:57Not comedy, magic.
00:25:59Magic, magic, magic.
00:26:01You are doing comedy after 2 years.
00:26:03One second.
00:26:05I'll tell you since when you are doing comedy.
00:26:077th July.
00:26:092053.
00:26:11Maybe, hopefully.
00:26:15But yeah, that was really good
00:26:17considering the last magician we saw on the show.
00:26:21I can guess the address too.
00:26:23You know my address.
00:26:25No, I don't know.
00:26:27Is it in Swiggy?
00:26:31Oh, it's written here.
00:26:35You took a random Zomato delivery guy
00:26:37on aircraft ride.
00:26:39What is this story?
00:26:41I'm a content creator.
00:26:43So I randomly ordered food
00:26:45and I took a Swiggy guy and a Zomato guy.
00:26:47Did he have to go or you took him?
00:26:49Forcibly.
00:26:51He had to eat food.
00:26:53We are having fun now.
00:26:55You made a vlog with them.
00:26:57Yes.
00:26:59Did you bring them back?
00:27:01Yes, I did.
00:27:05I called them to the police station.
00:27:09Where did you take them in the flight?
00:27:11At the airport.
00:27:13What? At the airport?
00:27:15How did you take them at the airport?
00:27:17I took them in the flight.
00:27:19Joyride.
00:27:21Oh, that's so sweet.
00:27:23You took them back.
00:27:25We flew from here and landed here.
00:27:27Very sweet.
00:27:29And how many views did this video get?
00:27:311700.
00:27:33So one day you travel in a plane
00:27:35and the next day you walk 80 km barefoot.
00:27:37Yes.
00:27:39Barefoot in a day.
00:27:41You got only 1700 views in that video.
00:27:43I am assuming.
00:27:45Did you walk somewhere?
00:27:47Did you take the Swiggy guy too?
00:27:49I asked for a flight yesterday
00:27:51and today I am walking.
00:27:53The Swiggy guy said,
00:27:55he had to get Joyride tomorrow.
00:27:57A different topic.
00:27:59In the matter of dance,
00:28:01do you dance like TikTok
00:28:03or Instagram Reel
00:28:05or have you learnt some proper art form?
00:28:07From Kings United.
00:28:09These are our fetishes.
00:28:11Do you know how to do flips?
00:28:13Kind of.
00:28:15Show us some flips.
00:28:17What?
00:28:19What's the need of music?
00:28:21Let's make him dance.
00:28:23Show him.
00:28:25No, no.
00:28:27Can anyone play music?
00:28:29I'll sing for you.
00:28:31A little fast.
00:28:33Brother!
00:28:35Please play any song.
00:28:37Yes.
00:28:39Pull it back.
00:29:01What magic!
00:29:05Let's give you some score.
00:29:07I didn't show you.
00:29:09I gave you 7.
00:29:11Give it.
00:29:136.
00:29:15Why did you say that?
00:29:17He saw the magic.
00:29:196.
00:29:21The PC government is sitting in front of us.
00:29:23He is not impressed.
00:29:25He showed everything.
00:29:27Okay, Nishant Tanwar.
00:29:297.5.
00:29:317.5.
00:29:337.5 by Karan Singh, the expert here.
00:29:35Balraj is getting generous.
00:29:37That makes your average of...
00:29:39We are rounding off.
00:29:41That's why your average of 7.
00:29:43Yes.
00:29:45Zero.
00:29:47You made a wrong guess.
00:29:49You came alone.
00:29:51Why did you write zero?
00:29:53I thought I'll give him a hug.
00:29:55You should have given him a hug.
00:29:59If you had shown him dancing,
00:30:01he would have given you zero.
00:30:03But alright, guys.
00:30:05Make some noise for Prem.
00:30:11Next, we have Anant Upadhyay.
00:30:13Round of applause for Anant Upadhyay, guys.
00:30:17This...
00:30:19Harsh has brought something for Kala.
00:30:27Is he a performer or just setting up?
00:30:29He is a performer, right?
00:30:33Hold on.
00:30:35We'll start your time-out.
00:30:39He's not talking.
00:30:41Is he an AI?
00:31:03Is he an AI?
00:31:05Is he an AI?
00:31:07Is he an AI?
00:31:09Is he an AI?
00:31:11Is he an AI?
00:31:13Is he an AI?
00:31:15Is he an AI?
00:31:17Is he an AI?
00:31:19Is he an AI?
00:31:21Is he an AI?
00:31:23Is he an AI?
00:31:25Is he an AI?
00:31:27Is he an AI?
00:31:29Is he an AI?
00:31:31Is he an AI?
00:31:33Is he an AI?
00:31:35Is he an AI?
00:31:37Is he an AI?
00:31:39Is he an AI?
00:31:41Is he an AI?
00:31:43Is he an AI?
00:31:45Is he an AI?
00:31:47Is he an AI?
00:31:49Is he an AI?
00:31:51Is he an AI?
00:31:53Is he an AI?
00:31:55Is he an AI?
00:31:57Is he an AI?
00:31:59Bro!
00:32:05Bro, he's awake.
00:32:07Mom, 5 more minutes.
00:32:09Show the audience what he was doing.
00:32:11What was this?
00:32:13He was doing his assignment.
00:32:17Bro, do you talk?
00:32:19Yes.
00:32:21This was code music.
00:32:23We were converting JavaScript into music.
00:32:25Why?
00:32:27I thought you played a song.
00:32:29No, no.
00:32:31It was code.
00:32:33You were typing and playing?
00:32:35The code was already written.
00:32:37I was executing the code.
00:32:41This is interesting.
00:32:43Bro, tell us something normal.
00:32:45He did printing engineering.
00:32:47Really?
00:32:51Really?
00:32:55Is this crazy?
00:32:59I have no idea about this.
00:33:01It must be a difficult task.
00:33:03I don't know what he did.
00:33:05How did you execute this sample?
00:33:07In simplest language.
00:33:09Explain to 5 year olds.
00:33:11Yeah, I mean, explain to
00:33:135 year old.
00:33:16So, the way we code
00:33:18the code is internally in the computer.
00:33:21When we make apps,
00:33:22it's for that purpose.
00:33:24So, we use an API.
00:33:25API?
00:33:275 year old.
00:33:315 year old will make you
00:33:33go crazy, bro.
00:33:36API, I mean,
00:33:37can you explain it?
00:33:38In simple words,
00:33:39all we're asking,
00:33:40we're not making fun,
00:33:40we're trying to understand.
00:33:41Yeah, so, basically,
00:33:43it's already a repository.
00:33:44Repository!
00:33:46Wow!
00:33:48Repository, I mean,
00:33:49it's in GitHub.
00:33:50GitHub!
00:33:54Bro!
00:33:56Can you explain in simple terms
00:33:57what you have just done?
00:33:59So, in simple terms,
00:34:02someone has already made it,
00:34:03we already use it,
00:34:04and we can code it
00:34:05and change it as per our needs.
00:34:06You've basically stolen it.
00:34:09It's an open source.
00:34:10It's called Preetam.
00:34:11Preetam.
00:34:15Anu Malik.
00:34:19So, this...
00:34:21I mean,
00:34:22where was the sound coming from?
00:34:23Again, in simple words,
00:34:24if you don't mind.
00:34:26That's a code function.
00:34:29To use.
00:34:30Is there a computer scientist here?
00:34:32Not a scientist,
00:34:33a computer scientist
00:34:34would be fine.
00:34:34Is there anyone who can explain
00:34:36in simple words?
00:34:37Ghanta.
00:34:38No one in 200 people
00:34:39knows what he has done.
00:34:41So, the sound you've just created,
00:34:45we have to go home and listen to it.
00:34:47No, we don't like it,
00:34:49but tell our fridge to listen to it.
00:34:50Okay, okay.
00:34:52The microwave is getting on my nerves.
00:34:54The microwave is getting on my nerves, bro.
00:34:56It's crazy, bro.
00:34:57Get me MD, bro.
00:34:58I'm getting high.
00:35:00The microwave is getting on my nerves.
00:35:05Are you sure?
00:35:06The fridge is getting on my nerves, bro.
00:35:07It's going crazy.
00:35:09There's a rape party going on inside.
00:35:10The pan is spinning.
00:35:13Have you ever played it
00:35:14anywhere for the public?
00:35:16No.
00:35:16A lot.
00:35:20Can your code give you answers?
00:35:22Code?
00:35:23Like, instead of you answering,
00:35:25the code that was making sounds,
00:35:28can it answer for you?
00:35:29Yes, if you add LLM to it,
00:35:31it will happen.
00:35:32LLM.
00:35:33Bro, what?
00:35:34LLM, what?
00:35:35I've studied, bro.
00:35:37I think I need my education back, bro.
00:35:40Or a keyboard.
00:35:43I only know how to write code.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:45Then why did you make music?
00:35:49So, are you learning all this AI stuff?
00:35:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:35:54Bro, are you a program or something?
00:35:56Yes, bro.
00:35:57It's a very AI answer, bro.
00:35:59Bro, he's a program himself.
00:36:00He looks like a proper, artificial person.
00:36:03Yes, yes, yes.
00:36:04Zero emotion.
00:36:06I want to meet the coder
00:36:08who has coded in me.
00:36:09Where is the chip?
00:36:12Bro, do you have a girlfriend?
00:36:14No, no.
00:36:15No? What happened?
00:36:16Why are you asking?
00:36:18No, no, no.
00:36:20Are you asking or teasing me?
00:36:22He's a great guy, bro.
00:36:23What a nice guy.
00:36:24Travel and learn.
00:36:25You like to travel and learn.
00:36:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:28Bro, yeah, bro.
00:36:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:36:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:36Bro, he's not a human.
00:36:37He has a chip somewhere.
00:36:39He has a chip somewhere.
00:36:41Where is his chip, bro?
00:36:42Huh?
00:36:43Let's make an excuse to touch time.
00:36:57Oh!
00:37:03Turn it off, turn it off.
00:37:05Oh!
00:37:06Surprise!
00:37:18Anand Upadhyay.
00:37:19How old are you, my brother?
00:37:2018.
00:37:2118?
00:37:22I just completed 12.
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:24So, is it legal for you to do all this?
00:37:28Yes.
00:37:30Bro, have you thought of becoming
00:37:31like a hacker or something like that ever?
00:37:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:40He says divorce 9 times.
00:37:48Bro, you were looking for the wrong place.
00:37:50Bro, please ask him another question.
00:37:51Please.
00:37:53Ask him anything.
00:37:55Do you live with your parents?
00:37:56Yes.
00:37:57Hey!
00:37:59Yes!
00:38:00Yay!
00:38:01Yes, we coded it, bro.
00:38:04We made him a human.
00:38:06So, you ever played any games?
00:38:08I haven't played, but I make games.
00:38:11Is there a game that is very popular
00:38:13on the Play Store?
00:38:14It was on the Play Store,
00:38:15but the account got deactivated.
00:38:18It was on the Play Store
00:38:19because of inactivity.
00:38:22There was a game called Cube.io.
00:38:24Cube.io.
00:38:25I think I have played this game.
00:38:26What was there in Cube.io?
00:38:28There was a cube.
00:38:29It used to move from one obstacle to another.
00:38:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:32I have played this.
00:38:33I have really played this.
00:38:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:36Coding!
00:38:37Coding!
00:38:38Coding!
00:38:39Coding!
00:38:40Coding!
00:38:43Bro, he has coded my answer.
00:38:46Bro, the virus has entered you.
00:38:47Go and stick more.
00:38:48Go and touch more.
00:38:51The pen drive has entered your mouth.
00:38:55So, alright.
00:38:56It's time to score him then.
00:38:58I...
00:39:00I don't want to look like a fool.
00:39:02So, I am giving 8.
00:39:05It didn't make any difference.
00:39:09If there is an existing song in this,
00:39:12can you recreate it?
00:39:14Yes, yes.
00:39:15You can?
00:39:16Yes, yes.
00:39:17Bro, how many did you give?
00:39:186, 6, 6.
00:39:206, 6, 6.
00:39:22Bro, you gave 4 earlier.
00:39:23But after you said,
00:39:24I don't want to look like a fool.
00:39:27Bro, you increased it.
00:39:28So, how much did you increase?
00:39:302 versus 6.
00:39:32Okay, okay.
00:39:33Don't act stupid.
00:39:368.
00:39:38Alright, so your score average is 7.5.
00:39:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:52Party, party, party.
00:39:57One second, one second.
00:40:22One more time.
00:40:28One more time.
00:40:38That was crazy, bro.
00:40:40This is like Southern Indian China, bro.
00:40:43So, congratulations, bro.
00:40:44You win all the ticket sales.
00:40:46But, if there is another winner today,
00:40:49then you have to split with them.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51So, you better hope nobody else wins.
00:40:52Yeah, sure.
00:40:53Alright, so thank you so much for joining.
00:41:00Alright, up next we have Harshini Pillai.
00:41:01Round of applause, guys.
00:41:05Konnichiwa, everyone.
00:41:07My name is Harshini.
00:41:10Nice to meet you all.
00:41:12Oh, sister, what are you saying?
00:41:15No one will understand anything here.
00:41:18Shinsham, your timing is wrong.
00:41:21I can't guarantee you all will laugh
00:41:23because I don't do stand-up comedy.
00:41:25But, I can impress you with my voice.
00:41:29So, guys, you must know
00:41:31how much accidents are trending these days.
00:41:33Right?
00:41:35Basically, there are three types of accidents.
00:41:37First, when I was born.
00:41:39That's what my mom says.
00:41:41Second, the Pune accident.
00:41:43And third,
00:41:45By the way, can someone tell me
00:41:47what a printing engineer is?
00:41:55Oh, Naini is here again.
00:41:58Shinsham, do you know
00:41:59I was just listening to a rap.
00:42:01Oh, Naini,
00:42:02when did you start listening to hip-hop?
00:42:05A long time ago.
00:42:06You don't even know the H of hip-hop.
00:42:08You just listen to Arpit Bala
00:42:10and then you simp.
00:42:12This is the real rap.
00:42:14White body, thin waist.
00:42:16Age 16-17.
00:42:18Am I right?
00:42:21By the way,
00:42:22it's time for me to leave.
00:42:24But before that,
00:42:25today's weather is beautiful.
00:42:26The time is sitting in front of me.
00:42:28Stay there today.
00:42:30Because I have something to say.
00:42:31Always be happy.
00:42:33Now, I'm leaving.
00:42:34Bye-bye.
00:42:39Make some noise for...
00:42:41Arshad Pillai.
00:42:43For double Shinsham.
00:42:50Come on, man.
00:42:51Come on, man.
00:42:52Come on, man.
00:42:53You can't pull back on that one.
00:42:55Do you mind that?
00:42:56Do you mind?
00:42:57Fuck you all then.
00:43:00Some people
00:43:01don't even have a place in hell.
00:43:07Aya, what's your real voice?
00:43:09This is my real voice.
00:43:11She thought that's her real voice.
00:43:14Auto brother.
00:43:16You got your hair cut
00:43:17because of Dangal.
00:43:18Yes.
00:43:19Me too.
00:43:23But this looks good on you.
00:43:25You look like a proper S.A.
00:43:26You're crazy.
00:43:27It was fun meeting you.
00:43:28Same.
00:43:29He's controlling the damage.
00:43:31He's controlling the damage.
00:43:32No, no.
00:43:33Hey, did you feel bad
00:43:34on the double Shinsham joke?
00:43:35No.
00:43:36Then why did you give me
00:43:37so much guilt?
00:43:38So, what do you do professionally?
00:43:39I'm a student.
00:43:40Oh, so you're a student.
00:43:41And your goal in life
00:43:42is to become a criminologist?
00:43:44Yes.
00:43:45So, what are you doing?
00:43:46You're going to interrogate
00:43:47him with love?
00:43:48Tell him.
00:43:49You're the one who committed the murder.
00:43:52What happened in your life
00:43:54that made you want to become
00:43:56a criminologist?
00:43:57What happened?
00:43:58Nothing like that.
00:43:59But I like Jeffrey Dahmer a lot.
00:44:03You like him?
00:44:04Yes.
00:44:05You want to become a criminal
00:44:06and not a criminologist?
00:44:08Do you like documentaries
00:44:09or do you like that guy?
00:44:10Both.
00:44:12That guy used to bite people.
00:44:14So what?
00:44:15Everyone has fetishes.
00:44:16How will he eat without biting?
00:44:19Copy that.
00:44:20Somehow your joke is justified.
00:44:23He's such a monster
00:44:24behind such a sweet voice.
00:44:26I'm scared now.
00:44:27What was your favourite part
00:44:28about the Dahmer show?
00:44:30When he used to keep
00:44:31the genitals of the people with him
00:44:33because he found them pretty.
00:44:35That was your favourite part?
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37I'm leaving now.
00:44:39Get an abdomen guard for everyone.
00:44:42He's going to kill us.
00:44:45Who knows what's hidden
00:44:46behind this innocent face.
00:44:48Get the Shinshang's voice
00:44:49and tell them
00:44:50to cut my balls.
00:44:53I'll cut your balls
00:44:54and put them in the fridge.
00:45:08Who is this?
00:45:09Who did you bring?
00:45:11What kind of a fight is this?
00:45:15Do you have an Instagram?
00:45:16Harshini underscore Chan.
00:45:18Okay, I'll block him now.
00:45:23How did you get interested in this?
00:45:25What?
00:45:26Cutting the balls?
00:45:27Of course.
00:45:29Cutting the balls
00:45:30or Shinshang's voice?
00:45:31Cutting the balls.
00:45:34It's very fascinating
00:45:35if we look at human anatomy.
00:45:37And especially
00:45:38I'm a humanities student
00:45:39so I don't know anything.
00:45:40So I'm experimenting.
00:45:41He's sitting like this.
00:45:44He's sitting like this.
00:45:48How are you standing
00:45:49from the body guard?
00:45:56I was sitting down.
00:45:58You invited me.
00:46:02So how did you
00:46:03get interested in this?
00:46:05In which one?
00:46:07In which one?
00:46:08In Shinshang's voice.
00:46:15It's very fascinating
00:46:16and I don't know anything.
00:46:18I'm a humanities student
00:46:19so I need science for that.
00:46:21So I can experiment.
00:46:22You need science for humanities?
00:46:24Have you ever experimented?
00:46:25No.
00:46:26If I get a body, it's fine.
00:46:27If you get a body.
00:46:29People do it on rats, right?
00:46:31Their balls aren't that big.
00:46:34Even horses are big.
00:46:36He saw my first episode.
00:46:39I showed my horse to a guy.
00:46:42He didn't tell him.
00:46:44I have small balls.
00:46:49You have a boyfriend?
00:46:51Yes.
00:46:52Is he alive?
00:46:53Is he okay?
00:46:54He's not the same guy
00:46:55who was in UP
00:46:56and got a testicle removed.
00:46:58He's not the same guy.
00:47:01How long have you been dating him?
00:47:033 years.
00:47:04I don't know anymore.
00:47:053 years.
00:47:06What does he do?
00:47:07He must be a kid like me.
00:47:10Student.
00:47:12It's not necessary.
00:47:13Some people are into mommies these days.
00:47:15Yeah, true.
00:47:16You never know.
00:47:18He doesn't have a meet and greet.
00:47:22Then you have to be more careful.
00:47:25I'm scared.
00:47:26I got it in my sleep last night.
00:47:28And then?
00:47:30Sex.
00:47:32Please leave one horse.
00:47:35Hitler had only one horse.
00:47:37Have you been doing penance?
00:47:47Really amazing, Harshini Pillai.
00:47:49Big fan of your work.
00:47:53Who was Shinzo?
00:47:55Big brother,
00:47:56aren't we going for ninja training today?
00:47:59Ninja technique of cutting horses.
00:48:09Look Harshini ji,
00:48:11I've given you 10.
00:48:13I've also given you 10.
00:48:14Total 10.
00:48:16So Nishant bhai,
00:48:17how much have you given?
00:48:20Let's see how much Nishant bhai
00:48:21loves horses.
00:48:2610 bhai, 10.
00:48:2710 by Karan Singh.
00:48:31First time we have a perfect score.
00:48:34It's a 10 on 10.
00:48:35And let's see
00:48:36what you gave yourself.
00:48:38No!
00:48:41Alright, thank you so much
00:48:42for joining, Harshini ji.
00:48:44Huge round of applause for Harshini, guys.
00:48:47We're gonna have so much fun
00:48:48listening to reggae rap
00:48:49by Suryansh Pandey and Veer.
00:48:55Yeah, sir.
00:49:26Yeah!
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:32Yeah!
00:49:42Yeah!
00:49:43Yeah!
00:49:44Huh!
00:49:56Yeah!
00:50:21Yeah!
00:50:23Yeah!
00:50:26Yeah!
00:50:30Alright!
00:50:31Thank you so much.
00:50:33Dude, this was awesome.
00:50:35Which language was that?
00:50:38It was a little Hindi at the end.
00:50:40A little Jamaican,
00:50:41maybe I guess.
00:50:42It was Jamaican?
00:50:43Jamaican accent, just.
00:50:44The language was the same.
00:50:46How are you, Nishant bhai?
00:50:47I am very happy.
00:50:53How are you, Nishant bhai?
00:50:54You don't have a bush on your head.
00:50:59Good one, good one.
00:51:02Doesn't he look like
00:51:03Gamerfleet with like
00:51:04bad parenting?
00:51:08Bhai, he looks like Gamerfleet
00:51:09with bad parenting.
00:51:20Bhai yaar, really really good yaar.
00:51:21Toh yeh kaunsi chadi hoon me
00:51:22gaate hain aap yeh?
00:51:25Kahaan pe gaate hain aap yeh?
00:51:28We have our own studio.
00:51:29Hum apne gaane banate hain.
00:51:30We are rappers and producers.
00:51:31But this is something
00:51:32you wrote on your own?
00:51:33Yeah, exactly.
00:51:34The beat is also produced by me.
00:51:36Kaafi cool yaar.
00:51:37Beat bahut zahur hosti.
00:51:38Bahut acchi thi yaar, beat.
00:51:39Reggae rap, you think
00:51:40that's the new thing,
00:51:41next thing in India?
00:51:42Maybe.
00:51:43Who is your favourite
00:51:44reggae artist?
00:51:45Damian Marley, for sure.
00:51:46Damian Marley kaun tha?
00:51:47Damian Marley,
00:51:48son of Bob Marley.
00:51:49Oh!
00:51:50You didn't like Bob Marley?
00:51:51I like Bob Marley,
00:51:52but Damian is still alive
00:51:53in my generation
00:51:54toh main usko sun paata hu.
00:51:55Who's your dealer?
00:52:05Yeh show ka part bhi nahi,
00:52:07yeh apne liye kuch raha hai.
00:52:10We try our best to live
00:52:11rasta life.
00:52:12What is rasta life, bhai?
00:52:14Basically...
00:52:15Smoking weed everyday.
00:52:17Every night bong hits.
00:52:19Smoke it in a bong,
00:52:20you'll run all night long.
00:52:22That stuff is not really good.
00:52:26That stuff is not good.
00:52:27Not because it's bad,
00:52:28but it's illegal,
00:52:29but it's not good.
00:52:31Do not smoke chemicals and shit.
00:52:34Toh rasta life kya hai, bhai?
00:52:35We try our best to not eat
00:52:37kabhi bahar ka kuch aisa nahi khaana.
00:52:39We try, matlab,
00:52:40jitna ho sakhe,
00:52:41bahar ka kuch nahi involve karte hain.
00:52:43Baal bhi nahi karte hain.
00:52:44Basically,
00:52:45try out ki, matlab,
00:52:47jitna zyada bana ke kha sakte ho,
00:52:49kuch se cook karke,
00:52:50wo better rehta hai.
00:52:53Toh abhi,
00:52:54aap log paisa kaisa kamaate hain
00:52:55ya phir rasta life chal raha hai?
00:52:56Music studio.
00:52:57Rasta life bhi chal rahi hai,
00:52:58but waise toh
00:52:59humara income music studio hai.
00:53:00Jo hum kamate hain,
00:53:01wohi music pe laga dete hain.
00:53:03Rasta life.
00:53:05Phir toh ghar pe ghaana
00:53:06banana hi padega.
00:53:09How did you all
00:53:10explain to your parents
00:53:11this rasta life?
00:53:13They showed their marks of 12th.
00:53:16The parents will listen.
00:53:18Bro,
00:53:19do rasta life,
00:53:20you can't order from outside.
00:53:23Badiya yaar.
00:53:24Yeh akele insaan hain,
00:53:25jinn ko Bob Marley ke beta ka naam pata hai.
00:53:26Haan, sach me.
00:53:28Mejhe nahi lagta,
00:53:29Bob Marley ko hai pata hai.
00:53:31Unko yeh bhi pata hai ki
00:53:32chaar beta hai.
00:53:33Nahi, usne bola chaar, paanch.
00:53:34Paanch beta hain,
00:53:35jisme se ek Indian bhi hai.
00:53:36Jiska ek hi gaan hain.
00:53:37Koi jaanta nahi.
00:53:38YG Marley na, I think.
00:53:39Kya, unka naam
00:53:40Suryansh Pandey hai?
00:53:42Main hi wo.
00:53:45Bhai,
00:53:46yeh paanch bachhe kaise hua hai bhai?
00:53:47Haan, haan.
00:53:48Usne kisne bola hai ki,
00:53:49ek baar gaan mar le.
00:53:53Aur saare artist hain.
00:53:54Saare artist hain.
00:53:55Saare artist nikle hain usse yaar.
00:53:56Saare famous artist hain.
00:53:57Nayaaz ke saath collab hai,
00:53:58Damian Marley ka,
00:53:59even Skip Marley,
00:54:00VEVO pe kaam karta hai.
00:54:01Skip Marley?
00:54:02Haan.
00:54:05Yeh bakka Bob Marley na,
00:54:06YouTube pe koi video dekh raha hoga.
00:54:08Skip Marley.
00:54:09Nahi, nahi.
00:54:10Maine Google search kiya tha.
00:54:12Nahi, nahi.
00:54:13Usne apne bitte ka naam.
00:54:14Stage ke thumb nahi phukne ka.
00:54:18Skip Marley.
00:54:19What a name for a musician bhai.
00:54:21Gaan mar le toh bete karne.
00:54:27Abhi aap saath mein rahte ho?
00:54:28Haan, hum dono,
00:54:29crew hai maara,
00:54:30hum log teen log saath mein rahte ho.
00:54:31Teesra kaha hai?
00:54:32Woh wahaan pe kada.
00:54:33Arre.
00:54:35Woh kya karte hai?
00:54:36Arre, usko bula raha ho.
00:54:37Kaha hai, bula bula.
00:54:38Kya naam hai?
00:54:39Deep.
00:54:40Deep Marley.
00:54:41Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:42Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:43Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:44Oh shit.
00:54:45Kab se nahi naaya.
00:54:46Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:47Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:48Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:49Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:50Deep Hip Hop.
00:54:51Let's go.
00:54:52Ek second, inhone bola tha,
00:54:53Bopal ka ek bacha Indian hai,
00:54:54jiska baare mein kisi ko nahi pata.
00:54:57Deep Marley, deep naa le.
00:55:01Kabhi kabhi mera aisa wanna hai ki,
00:55:02in future, bachon ke liye paani bhi bachana hai.
00:55:03Toh,
00:55:04ek do din gap karke naao yaar.
00:55:07Aap log bahot aise,
00:55:08mujhe lagta hai bahot,
00:55:09aise caring si vibe aarey hai.
00:55:10You care about animals,
00:55:11plants.
00:55:13Aapne,
00:55:14gonsalai bana kar raha hai,
00:55:15chudiya ke liye.
00:55:16I hope koi,
00:55:17ho.
00:55:18Bhai ka yahi believe hai,
00:55:19wo baal kabhi nahi banaata.
00:55:20Uska maanna hai ki,
00:55:21baal kharab hi sahi hai.
00:55:22I agree bhai.
00:55:27Mera,
00:55:28I can't relate.
00:55:30Even,
00:55:31Damian Marley,
00:55:32jiske baare mein baat kari,
00:55:33wo 9 saal se,
00:55:34unhone apne baal pe kuch nahi kara hua hai.
00:55:35Wo abhi,
00:55:36last Germany mein,
00:55:37ek show tha,
00:55:38toh usme aise bolta hai ki,
00:55:39see,
00:55:409 years,
00:55:41no shampoo,
00:55:42aise royalty ka paisa,
00:55:43yeh hain lekin.
00:55:44Exactly.
00:55:45Wo kuch bhi karein.
00:55:46Yeh,
00:55:47apne main insaan ko toh chod diya,
00:55:48inko toh perform karna tha.
00:55:49Haan yaar.
00:55:50Haan,
00:55:51kariya.
00:55:52Beat bajate hain?
00:55:53Yeh beatboxing bhi toh karte hain?
00:55:54Haan,
00:55:55beatboxing bajate hain.
00:55:56Haan.
00:56:00Phone ko kya bola?
00:56:01Jeb mein jaana.
00:56:02Mai,
00:56:03thoo ki diya,
00:56:04mic pata.
00:56:05Yeh mic,
00:56:06hoi news kar raha hai.
00:56:07So,
00:56:08is gaane ka naam mein,
00:56:094 Beats.
00:56:10Actually,
00:56:11you can do 4 beats,
00:56:12any kind of beat,
00:56:13any kind of school,
00:56:14any kind of thing.
00:56:15Baas suno.
00:56:16Spit that shit, bro.
00:56:17Let's go.
00:56:18Yo,
00:56:19yo,
00:56:20yo,
00:56:21yo.
00:56:22Kartari maar peet,
00:56:23Kyonki londe yahaan pe 4 Beats.
00:56:24Khel mein haar jeet,
00:56:25Kyonki rules ko maante aam dhaar meek.
00:56:26Insaan main 4 cheese,
00:56:27Tab jaake banega wo maar meek.
00:56:28Aankhein kholi mene yahaan dekha,
00:56:29Aasmaan insaan raha,
00:56:30Insaan ko aajmaa.
00:56:31Yahan jale andar,
00:56:32sabhi ke samaa,
00:56:33Jalan aur pyaar ki na koi dawa.
00:56:34Life mein milein jeet,
00:56:35Raha insaan ko aajma, yahan jale andar sab ke sama
00:56:38Jalan aur pyaar ki na koi dawa, life mein mile jeet dekhi haar
00:56:41Hathiyar bana yeh bewaar, haan mene chhoda ghar baad
00:56:44Kyuki mujhe bada karna samachar, yeh ab ko sawara liya rab ka sahara
00:56:48Bana mein gawara kyuki kalahi mahara, safra mein rawana hua
00:56:51Bita yeh zamana, kalah mein samana aur pyaar hai kamara
00:56:53Ab ko sawara liya rab ka sahara, bana mein gawara kyuki kalahi mahara
00:56:56Safra mein rawana hua, bita yeh zamana, kalah mein samana aur pyaar hai kamara
00:57:00Ayy, karta nahi maar peet, kyuki londe yahaan pein
00:57:03Khel mein haar jeet, kyuki rules ko maante aamdhaar mein
00:57:07Insaan mein chaar cheez, tab jaa ke banega wo marmik
00:57:10Insaan mein chaar cheez, tab jaa ke banega wo marmik
00:57:13Thank you so much
00:57:14Wow!
00:57:16Bohot badhi hai
00:57:17Marmik is a word ki, marmik chaar sabdo ko define karta hai
00:57:21Basically, buddhimaan, prabhav saali
00:57:25Chaar bola tha na aapne toh
00:57:27Abhi do, aap toh sojhna padega
00:57:28Oh, bhool gaya aap
00:57:30That's good
00:57:31Joint maar le aaya hai aaj maare saal
00:57:36You don't do a job?
00:57:37Na
00:57:38Ek baar zara phone, toh kaise hai?
00:57:41Only music, studio, khana banao, khao, soh, gaana banao, gaao, soh
00:57:46Oh, nice
00:57:47So matlab, how do you pay your bills?
00:57:49Music, studio
00:57:51Main toh aap kamaate nahi ho?
00:57:53Nahi
00:57:54Music se kama lete
00:57:55Sirf music se kamaate
00:57:56Music se kamaate, paisa aata hai aap
00:57:58Haan, toh wahi puch raha tha na, kya jee rahe ho phir aap
00:58:00Tunde bhaaj baar puch rahi hai
00:58:01Bataya nahi, unhone bhaaj baar, unhone bola
00:58:03Music, studio
00:58:05Bas
00:58:06Kya har par rahi hai?
00:58:08Toh aap ek girlfriend hai?
00:58:10Nahi
00:58:11Music, studio
00:58:14Ek time pe ek sundar kanya thi
00:58:16Toh matlab
00:58:17Jab wo sundar kanya thi, tab aap rasta life jee rahe the?
00:58:20Nahi, actually us time mera rapping, nahi nahi
00:58:22Us time rasta, main utna zyada explore nahi gaya tha maine
00:58:25But basically abhi
00:58:27Break up waqera hua hoga hai
00:58:29Ek time tha, phir abhi aage bada
00:58:31Woh apni life mein khus hai
00:58:33Main bhi kaam kar raha hoon
00:58:34Aur in future dekhte hain, koi sundar kanya mile toh
00:58:36Heyyy
00:58:37Usko bhi rasta pe leke hi aayega aap
00:58:41Actually, meri album mein ek gaane ka naam bhi hai, Rasta
00:58:43Toh usmein maine bola hai ki, chhoda nahi rasta
00:58:45Panno se dabne na doon meri yeh daasta
00:58:47Butchal aage na rakha kisi se vaasta
00:58:49Phir, chhoda nahi rasta
00:58:50I hope, koi baap na de aapko uski aasta
00:58:55Chhoda nahi rasta
00:58:56Kyunki aap usko kabhi nahi khilaoge paasta
00:59:00Paasta waise fasant bhi nahi hai mereko, kya bolenge
00:59:03Paasta is not rasta life, bro
00:59:05Paasta life, bro
00:59:06Organic, bro
00:59:07I have been paasta life, bro
00:59:10Palak khao, methi khao, parathe banao
00:59:13Good things
00:59:14Yeh nahi hoda hai inka rasta
00:59:15Humari mummy kya kar rahi hai aap pe?
00:59:19Toh, maybe aap thoda humein deepan insight disaate
00:59:21Rasta life ke baare mein
00:59:23Haan, actually dekho
00:59:25Kyunki yeh toh nahi yeh paaye the
00:59:27Inke baal se wo feel nahi aaye
00:59:29Aap sahime rasta life jeene bhai
00:59:32Mujhe pata bhi nahi ho kya hai
00:59:33Par aap jeene bhai
00:59:34Dekho, jitna hosake
00:59:35Abhi, basically, jo bhi aapan khaana khaate hain
00:59:38Jo bhi khaare aapan
00:59:39Toh khaane ke baar neet aariye
00:59:40Neet kyon aariye?
00:59:41Kyunki khaana mara hua hai
00:59:42That's normal thing, bro
00:59:43Ki khaana mara hua hai
00:59:45Matlab
00:59:46Organic khaana wo hota hai
00:59:47Ped
00:59:48Ped se jo bhi aara hai
00:59:49Palak, methi and all
00:59:51Jitna hosake green vegetables
00:59:53Kam pakao
00:59:55Kam khao
00:59:56Aur acha jeevan jee ho
00:59:57Bhai, Instagram reel pe aap hi ho kya
00:59:58Wo baba jo aate rehte ho
01:00:00I hope ki zyada explore kar rahe ho
01:00:01Toh, hai toh nahi
01:00:02Yeh hi khaana khilata ho kya inko aap?
01:00:04Haan
01:00:05Toh aap log sote nahi ho
01:00:07Haan, nahi
01:00:08Sote, sote
01:00:09Saat, aat gandhi ki neet
01:00:10Main toh raat ko teen baje songa
01:00:12Matlab, aadi raat ho chuki hoti
01:00:14Abhi so gaye hote hain
01:00:16Abhi toh mula teen baje sote hain
01:00:17Main teen baje sote hain
01:00:19Yeh log shift mein sote hain na
01:00:20Haan
01:00:21Teen baje wo odta, bed se phir wo
01:00:24Kaam karna bahut jaruri hai
01:00:25Aapne kaha ke neend aati hai us khaane se
01:00:27Par methi methi se bhi toh neend aati hai
01:00:29Actually
01:00:30Aur jo methi aap khaate hain, usse toh
01:00:33Bhai, nahi nahi
01:00:34Kasuri methi
01:00:35Actually, saari cheezein coconut karte hai
01:00:37Yeh bhi meri album mein gaana hai
01:00:39Gaana ka naam hai, thodi neend ki jaurat
01:00:40Bhai, toh neend nahi aari hai abhi
01:00:41Bhai, har baat me gaana kyu bichte hai
01:00:43Music, music
01:00:44Music, studio
01:00:45All the music
01:00:46All the music, studio
01:00:47Rastafari bro
01:00:48Rastafari
01:00:49Rastafari inka toh pata nahi hai
01:00:50Marketing guru tu hai bhai
01:00:52We have heard all your songs
01:00:54Hum try yeh hi karte hain ki
01:00:56Gaane aise rakhein ki
01:00:5710 saal ka bachcha bhi sun raha hai
01:00:58Yaar 35 saal ka aadmi bhi sun raha hai
01:01:00Toh usko yeh lagi ki share kar sakta hu
01:01:02Matlab Nishant bhai ne sun raha hai
01:01:11Nishant bhai ke liye banao yaar kuch
01:01:15Palak Paneer
01:01:18Usually, log yeh gaon wahan us side jaate hai
01:01:20Koi hill side jaate hai, kahin jaate hai
01:01:21Aap Virar mein hi
01:01:22Toh Virar bola ka
01:01:26Irony
01:01:27Virar kahin hai bhai?
01:01:28Virar toh ekdum door hai
01:01:29Last station Mumbai, last station
01:01:30Oh, nice bro
01:01:32Bhai, last train kitne baje hai aapka?
01:01:34Bata nahi
01:01:35Toh bhai
01:01:36Haan
01:01:37Marks kar lete hain
01:01:38Hogaon toh nikhi lete hain
01:01:39Koi bhi yeh paunch jayenge bhai
01:01:40Kaise na kaise
01:01:41Yeh do poof lenge, yeh hi pad
01:01:42So jayenge
01:01:43Saare cho
01:01:47Khaana bhi banaana nahi padega
01:01:48Khaana bhi
01:01:50Aapne yahaan try kiya kuch khaana, Habitat ka?
01:01:52Nahi, abhi tak nahi
01:01:53Main pehli baar aaya ho abhi
01:01:54Khaenge?
01:01:55Aapne bahut accha chicken tikka milta hai
01:01:56Good thing
01:01:57Non-veg khaate ho aap?
01:01:58Nahi, actually bas mai khaate ho
01:01:59Yeh log
01:02:00Abhi toh bola toh marawa nikhaate hai
01:02:06He's an imposter
01:02:07Aap zinda hi khaate ho chicken
01:02:11He's living an imposter life
01:02:13Actually, maine 15 saal tak non-veg nahi khaaya
01:02:15Phir maine army ki tehari ki
01:02:16Actually, mere dad ka samna tha ki main army mein jaaun
01:02:18Ab army daa diya
01:02:22Jo saal hai wo toh batana hi padega
01:02:23Abhi toh 22 kaun main aao
01:02:25Army?
01:02:26Army mein jaana chahata tha
01:02:27Mere pita ji ka kehna tha ki army mein jaaun
01:02:28Phir maine tehari ki
01:02:29Form fill up kiya
01:02:30Phir music kahne kehne andar tha
01:02:32Toh udhar yeh baal ke baare mein kuch bola nahi?
01:02:34Army ke exam?
01:02:35Nahi, uss time baal bahut chote the
01:02:37Uss time rasta like
01:02:38Abhi yeh ghosla, Eprox
01:02:39Ek saal se bal raha hai
01:02:40Toh wahan pe aapne chicken kha liya army mein jaake
01:02:42Nahi, nahi, nahi
01:02:43Phir maine tehari ki toh
01:02:44Main ko laga ki protein ki zyada need hai
01:02:48Proteins hote soya chunks
01:02:50Soya badi, soya bean, chana
01:02:52Kahi na kahi pachne mein bohot zyada time lagta
01:02:54Time
01:02:55Chukar toh jaate hi pachne
01:02:58Nahi, kahi na kahi
01:02:59Thoda sa adjustable rehta hai
01:03:01I hope
01:03:02Dohra aadmi hai wahi yeh
01:03:04Yeh kuch bhi defend kar sakta hai
01:03:06Wahi yeh lawyer chahiye meri ko apna
01:03:08Abhi isne mujhe almost bana diya
01:03:10Methi, pala, dhaniya
01:03:14Chicken dha dena
01:03:16Aap keh rahe hai wo soya ho ya
01:03:18Aisa veg chal landa hota hai
01:03:20Machli khao hai
01:03:22Nahi, nahi, kabhi-kabhi offers thukrane nahi chahiye
01:03:24Free ka khana khaake jaana chahiye yaar
01:03:26Toh bhai aap chicken tikka khaake jaana
01:03:28Aap khaenge hai aap mast khana yaha pe
01:03:30Main toh kanda bhi nahi khaata
01:03:32Kanda lesan bhi nahi khaata
01:03:34Jain ho aap
01:03:35Nahi, nahi, hai toh brahm mein nahi
01:03:36But mujhe pasand nahi hai
01:03:38Isliye wahi rasta life apne aap hi chal rahi chal rahi
01:03:40Khaate kya aap kanda nahi khaate
01:03:42Khaana banata bhai bina kanda payas ki
01:03:44Khaana banata bhai bina kanda payas ki
01:03:46Iss se shadi kar lena phir aap
01:03:48Reggae ka re nikaal dena
01:03:50Why is that the problem?
01:03:54Wahi ek cheez hai jo nahi pasand ho
01:03:56Okay, alright, so time to score them mere bhai
01:03:58Alright mere bhai
01:04:00What did they...
01:04:04They sang a song and then they told us a lot about them
01:04:06Their situation
01:04:08Ganja in my medication
01:04:10Ganja in my brain
01:04:12Balraj life
01:04:14Theek hai, toh maine diye hain bhai aapko
01:04:169
01:04:18Malhar I just
01:04:20Poori cheez ko maine aapke dekha
01:04:22Chicken ke box ka 10
01:04:26Aapko diye 9
01:04:2810 from Gamer Fleet
01:04:309
01:04:327 from
01:04:346
01:04:366, Balraj life
01:04:38Alright that makes your average of 8
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01:04:42Dikhaye, parchi kholiye
01:04:44Parchi kidhaar hai?
01:04:46Yeh bhooli the inhone kya likha tha
01:04:48420
01:04:50Waahan dikha tha bhai
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