INDIA'S GOT LATENT EP 07 ft. @raviguptacomedy @RahgirLive @comicsaurabh
INDIA'S GOT LATENT EP 07 ft. @raviguptacomedy @RahgirLive @comicsaurabh
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Tainted.
00:00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:00:05This show has no point.
00:00:07Just like life.
00:00:08This show is crazy.
00:00:13It's a pointless reality show, but it has a very interesting point system.
00:00:16People from all over India will come to this show to show off their talent.
00:00:20They will only have 90 seconds to show off their talent.
00:00:23But before showing off their talent, they will have to give themselves a score of 10.
00:00:27After showing off their talent, our judges will also give them a score.
00:00:30And if the average score of the judges is the same as the participant gave themselves before performing,
00:00:35then that participant will win the show.
00:00:37And all the money for the ticket sales of that day's show will go to them.
00:00:41Yes, from this show we will know who is so self-aware.
00:00:45And from this show's YouTube views, we will know who is so self-aware.
00:00:48So let's start.
00:00:51For the first time in Delhi, make some noise for the guests of the night.
00:00:55Saurabh Pandey, Raghir and Ravi Gupta.
00:00:59Make some noise for them.
00:01:04Oh, Balraj is also here.
00:01:05Balraj also.
00:01:06Balraj.
00:01:07Sorry, sorry.
00:01:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:01:11So, a big round of applause for the panel of the evening.
00:01:13Come on.
00:01:15So, a big round of applause for the panel of the evening.
00:01:17Come on.
00:01:20A big round of applause for Raghir.
00:01:24You all know him, right?
00:01:26No?
00:01:27He is a very popular singer-songwriter.
00:01:29Have you heard that song?
00:01:30Mere man yeh bata de tu.
00:01:31Yes.
00:01:32That's not his song.
00:01:34That's his song.
00:01:35Yeh jo has rahi hai duniya.
00:01:37That's his song.
00:01:38Thank you so much for coming.
00:01:39Thank you, brother.
00:01:40Sorry, I gave the wrong introduction.
00:01:41No, no, no.
00:01:42It was great.
00:01:43Chahe aap galat introduction dedo.
00:01:45Par mere man mein bahut respect hai.
00:01:47Kyunki, bhai ne mujhe ek aesa gaana likhne ke liye inspiration di.
00:01:50Inse mila to inspiration aayi.
00:01:52Gaane ka naam hai Aadmi Chootiya.
00:01:58Bilkul sahi baat.
00:02:00Arre yaar, bahut hi sahi hai.
00:02:01Then we also have Mota Raghir.
00:02:05Ravi Gupta bhai.
00:02:06Kab lagaya aapne Adivasi oil?
00:02:08Sahi.
00:02:13Deal done hone wali hai lagbak.
00:02:15Aam aane wale hai tel ki saath.
00:02:17Bhai, itne waal aap garme nahi lagti?
00:02:19Nahi, lagti hai.
00:02:20Fir?
00:02:21Bas aisa hi.
00:02:22Style hai aapka.
00:02:23Yeh hi bhai, yeh hi mera attitude hai.
00:02:25Yeh toh sir ka waal dekh rahe ho tum.
00:02:26Abhi toh...
00:02:28One more round of applause for Ravi Gupta.
00:02:31Thank you so much, dosto.
00:02:32We also have Sourav Pandey.
00:02:35Because...
00:02:36Ravi Gupta said please.
00:02:38Yes.
00:02:40Unke bahut ganesht mitr hai.
00:02:42Yeh bahut ache dost hai.
00:02:44So he is here through nepotism today.
00:02:46Yeh yaar, main Ravi ka moot pee rahe ho.
00:02:50Nahi, masood aata hai.
00:02:51Main Sourav Pandey main.
00:02:52Come on.
00:02:53Thank you, thank you.
00:02:54But we also have Balraj.
00:02:59Random ass lassi drinker represent.
00:03:04Kya baat hai?
00:03:05Balraj ke bhi fans hai yahan bhai.
00:03:06Crazy.
00:03:07I have seen everything now.
00:03:09Someone on the panel has to be kind, na?
00:03:12Toh should we begin?
00:03:13India's Got Latent.
00:03:16Wait.
00:03:17Samay, there is someone else who's here.
00:03:19Oh yeah, there is one more guest here, guys.
00:03:22Uned superstar nahi hai yeh.
00:03:26You will go crazy when I introduce him.
00:03:29Make some noise for Aamir Khan, everybody.
00:03:43Sunny.
00:03:48Bhai.
00:03:49Ek baas zora tha le Aamir bhai ke liye bhai.
00:03:56So, now should we begin?
00:03:57India's Got Latent.
00:03:59So the first performer ever in Delhi.
00:04:03This is history.
00:04:04Theek hai.
00:04:06A lot of pressure on this guy now.
00:04:08Pehla latent performer.
00:04:10Make some noise for Ayush Sharma.
00:05:05Let's go.
00:05:31Wow, bro.
00:05:33Yeh bhi aawaz hai, aasakte hai guitar se?
00:05:36Kya baat hai, bro.
00:05:37Dekho, yahaan pe ek hi talented guitarist hai.
00:05:39So, kaise laga aapko yeh Ravi bhai?
00:05:44Bhai, Ayush, main ek cheez kehna chahunga.
00:05:48Mazaag samajh liya aapne.
00:05:51Theek hai, yeh aapko yeh stage pe aaye.
00:05:54Yeh India's Got Latent hai.
00:05:58Theek hai?
00:05:59Nahi nahi, Bakshodi apni jega hai.
00:06:01Yeh India's Got Latent hai.
00:06:02Yeh kya mazaag samajh rahi hai tumhlo.
00:06:04Yeh kya hai?
00:06:05Yeh aap talent me jana chahiye tha.
00:06:06Yeh Bakshodi ka show hai.
00:06:08Itna talent.
00:06:09Bahot badiya, bahot badiya, bahot hi badiya.
00:06:11Thank you, thank you.
00:06:12Mazaag hai yaar.
00:06:14Pehla hi aadmi jeetne wala lag raha hai mujhe.
00:06:16Par wahi cheez hai ki iska pattern bahot jhaatu hai.
00:06:21Toh dekhta hai tumhari kismat hai.
00:06:23Raagir bhai, kya bajaya hai?
00:06:25Acha bajaya hai? Kaisa bajaya hai?
00:06:27Bhai, dekho itna.
00:06:29Mereko toh bajana aata nahi hai jyaada.
00:06:30Par bhai kah rahe hai, sote hai guitar ke saath.
00:06:33Toh fingering ki aadat toh ho hi jaani hai.
00:06:37Saari raat bhai hi karte rahe hai.
00:06:38Tau ka bichara.
00:06:39Aayi mujhe lag raha hai.
00:06:40Aap toh itna clean aadmi ho bhai.
00:06:42Aaj image badalne wali hai.
00:06:44Jab inko message kiya tha na.
00:06:46Inna kaha hai, show ka link mejhna.
00:06:47Mene mejhna.
00:06:48Keh rahe hai, bhai main galiya nahi de paunga.
00:06:50Aate hi keh rahe hai, show fingering mein.
00:06:56Bahot hi acha hai.
00:06:58Toh aap kab se kar rahe hai guitar ke saath yeh sab?
00:07:01Almost 6 years ho gaye.
00:07:036 saal ho gaye, why crazy?
00:07:05Aur yeh hi guitar hai aapke baad sabse?
00:07:06Actually yeh sponsored hai.
00:07:08I have another one, but...
00:07:09By the way, yeh aaj ka episode bhi sponsored hai.
00:07:15Thank you for the perfect segue guys.
00:07:18This episode is sponsored by Swiggy.
00:07:22Swiggy!
00:07:23Swiggy! Swiggy!
00:07:25Sorry, sorry.
00:07:28Samay, kitni baar jacket khologe apna?
00:07:34Ek baar make some noise for Spinny yaar.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:40Spinny jo hai India ka one of the best car...
00:07:43Second hand car leni ka website hai.
00:07:45You can sell cars, you can buy cars.
00:07:46Ek baar zola zara.
00:07:50And also, by the way, jo bhi aaj jeetega...
00:07:53Usko tumhara ticket sale nahi milega.
00:07:55Kya hai yeh? Chillar hai yeh.
00:07:57Unko milne wali hai ek brand new second hand car.
00:08:03Yes sir, that's right.
00:08:05You know, no for real, I don't understand why people buy a new car man.
00:08:10Why you looking at me?
00:08:12I know you want three cars.
00:08:14Nahi yaar, honestly getting a second hand car is a lot more economical sense.
00:08:19Yeah, for our show.
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21Aapka guitar kisne sponsor gaya tha?
00:08:23Kepma Guitars ka hai.
00:08:24Toh mujhe Procraft ne sponsor gaya yeh guitar.
00:08:27I bhi gaya tha ek baar unki dukaan pe.
00:08:29Mumbai mein.
00:08:30Mumbai mein inka actually.
00:08:32Toh aapne kya, wahan bajaya bahar fir unne kaha ki yeh lelo aap?
00:08:35Nahi, actually Instagram pe unhone mere dekhi aur kuch...
00:08:38YouTube ke views mein mere, million views gaye hain.
00:08:41Wow.
00:08:42Oh, nice.
00:08:44Million views toh Saura Pandey ki bhi nahi hai abhi tak.
00:08:48Toh aap guitar ke saath sote bhi ho?
00:08:53Not in that way.
00:08:54Like, sota hu toh neend akele nahi aati toh haath pe rakhe so jaata hu.
00:09:00Toh yeh chhed pehle bhi tha guitar mein?
00:09:06Wo jabse guitar ka janam ho tabse.
00:09:08Achha, guitar ka janam bhi aap hi ne karaya?
00:09:10Nahi, nahi, nahi, nahi.
00:09:12Nahi, nahi, nahi, nahi.
00:09:13Achha.
00:09:14Toh aapne kya padhai kiye?
00:09:16Maine abhi BPA kar raha hu philal.
00:09:18Achha.
00:09:19Florida se hi.
00:09:20Toh full time guitarist hi banna hai aapko matlab.
00:09:24Koi nahi yaar.
00:09:25Bhai, Raghir bhai, how does an artist like this make it?
00:09:30Bhai, maine bhi try kiya tha yeh sab bajane ka.
00:09:32Thoda bohot seekha bhi tha, but iss level tak toh main nahi aaya.
00:09:35Aur yeh main Kaipma mein gaya tha, unhone toh mujhe guitar nahi diya yaar.
00:09:40Bhai, yeh gaye honge, yeh aise bajaya hoga.
00:09:41Main kha, bhai, jee se saabse isse ko bajaya liya hai.
00:09:43Ab tujhe hi shadi karne padegi.
00:09:45Chi bhai.
00:09:47Raghir bhai, kya hogaya aapko?
00:09:51Le hi jao isko.
00:09:52Raghir bhai ko kya hogaya hai, bhai.
00:09:53Bhai, Raghir bhai mere paas aaya, bole ki.
00:09:55Maine bole yeh show kyu aapne?
00:09:57Haan kiya.
00:09:58Usne bola, main image badalna chaha raha tha aapne.
00:10:01Abhi dekh ke lag raha hai ki pehle image hi theek thi.
00:10:06Oh man, theek hai yaar.
00:10:07Ek baad Aayush Sharma ke liye thoda thaliya raha hai.
00:10:09Let's give him some scores.
00:10:11Let's give him the scores.
00:10:12Toh, maine diya hai inko.
00:10:157.5.
00:10:17Raghir ji with an 8.
00:10:18Main aapko 8.5 dena chahunga.
00:10:22Aur bhai, aapne bhi diya hai 8.5.
00:10:25Yes, 8.5.
00:10:26Maine bhi diya hai 8.5.
00:10:288.5.
00:10:29Bhai, his fingers were very skillful.
00:10:31Toh that makes your average of...
00:10:348.
00:10:468.5.
00:10:478.5.
00:10:49Oh man.
00:10:52But thank you so much for coming.
00:10:53Aayush Sharma ke liye thoda thaliya.
00:10:57Quite self-aware.
00:10:59For a nice change, we have a nice lady who is going to do some Spanish song.
00:11:05Kya baad hai.
00:11:06So, make some noise for Toshika Bisht ek baad.
00:11:10Thoda thaliya for Toshika Bisht.
00:11:17Toshika Bisht.
00:11:43Okay, Toshika Bisht.
00:11:48Toshika Bisht yaar.
00:11:49Yes.
00:11:50English or Spanish?
00:11:52Hindi bhi gaalte hain.
00:11:53Hindi bhi gaalte hain.
00:11:54Hindi bhi gaalte hain?
00:11:55Haan.
00:11:58Kaun nahi pata hai?
00:12:00Innocence.
00:12:01Toh Toshika ji, aapne yeh...
00:12:04Yahaan aapko koi Spanish log dikhne hai?
00:12:07But for a change, jab har koi tapping karta rata hai.
00:12:10Toh theek hai na koi.
00:12:11Spanish song sunlo.
00:12:12It's okay.
00:12:13Maybe koi seekhna chahe phir.
00:12:15Aacha.
00:12:16I don't know.
00:12:17Toh Toshika ji, mujhe samajh mein nahi aaya hai.
00:12:19Par sur kaise de iske?
00:12:20Sahi de?
00:12:22Koi Hindi suna le ki...
00:12:23Main toh dekhi that.
00:12:24Haan, agar ek Hindi ho jaye toh.
00:12:25Please yaar.
00:12:26Haan.
00:12:35Exactly my reaction to your Spanish.
00:12:40Kya karte hain life mein abhi?
00:12:41Main abhi toh maine job chhodi bhi hai.
00:12:43Mujhe isliye yahaan pe aana tha ki...
00:12:45Aaj mein paise milenge.
00:12:46Aaj toh gaadi milegi aapko.
00:12:47Sahi mein kya gaadi mil rahe hain?
00:12:49Haan.
00:12:51Thanks to Spinny.
00:12:54Toh Toshika ji, kahaan rahte hain aap?
00:12:56Main...
00:12:57Waise Uttarakhand se yahaan Rohini rahte hain.
00:12:59Aacha.
00:13:00Rohini mein aap Spanish seekh rahi hai?
00:13:02Nahi.
00:13:03Spanish toh maine Uttarakhand mein Dehradun se seekh rahi hai.
00:13:05Dehradun mein Spanish seekh rahi thi aap?
00:13:06Haan.
00:13:07Kya ho gaya aisa?
00:13:09Wahi main bata rahi hoon na.
00:13:10Har koi engineer ban raha hai.
00:13:11Yeh hai, woh hai.
00:13:12Toh mein ko kuch alaksa karna tha.
00:13:13Aapko...
00:13:14Berozgaari raha hai aapko?
00:13:15Nahi, dude.
00:13:16I am earning...
00:13:17Kya skill hai?
00:13:18I am earning that.
00:13:19Kya karenge aap Spanish seekh?
00:13:20Kya use hai iska?
00:13:21Kyu?
00:13:22Bahot saari cheez hai yaar.
00:13:23Abhi main travel agency mein hoon.
00:13:24Theek hai?
00:13:25Toh main Spanish team leader hoon.
00:13:26Toh mujhe kuch nahi karna hai.
00:13:27Mujhe bas kaam nikalwaana hai.
00:13:28I get the money and incentive.
00:13:29Oh.
00:13:30Why did you leave the job?
00:13:31Arey...
00:13:32Bahoti monotonous se ho gaya tha.
00:13:33Plus...
00:13:34I don't know.
00:13:36Ek hota hai na...
00:13:37Sabki life mein ek phase aata hai.
00:13:38Toh meini life mein bhi wo phase aaya.
00:13:39And I thought of quitting to wait.
00:13:40Yeh monotonous wali baat kare the.
00:13:41Sach baat toh hai.
00:13:42Monotonous se bore toh jaldi ho jaate hai.
00:13:43Kyuki inhone likha ho hai na.
00:13:44I am crazy for three men.
00:13:45For three men?
00:13:46Toh monotonous se bore toh ho jaate hai.
00:13:47Sach baat.
00:13:48First up, Cristiano Ronaldo.
00:13:49I love him.
00:13:50Toh aapko Cristiano Ronaldo pasand hai?
00:13:51Johnny Depp pasand hai?
00:13:52Robert Downey Jr. pasand hai aapko?
00:13:53Bahot.
00:13:54Acha.
00:13:55Koi apna...
00:13:56India mein lord aaya aap ho gayi bhai sab.
00:13:58Aap kitne saal se gaa rahe ho?
00:13:59Aise maine perform nahi kiya hai kabhi.
00:14:00Wo toh apna-apna gaa liya.
00:14:01Kyuki yaar har koi toh singer hi hota hai.
00:14:02Toh mujhe aisa singing bhi nahi karni thi.
00:14:03It's just I like it.
00:14:04Toh gaa lete ho.
00:14:05Malab everyone is a bathroom singer but like you want to go and perform on stages.
00:14:06Nahi mujhe as such famous-famous nahi hona hai.
00:14:07It's like normal life.
00:14:08Woh toh sahi raha pe chalne hai aap abhi.
00:14:09Haan.
00:14:10Spanish gaya.
00:14:11I am from Spain.
00:14:12I am from Spain.
00:14:13I am from Spain.
00:14:14I am from Spain.
00:14:15I am from Spain.
00:14:16I am from Spain.
00:14:18Rajasthani.
00:14:19Punjabi.
00:14:20Himachali.
00:14:21Uttarakhand.
00:14:22Bihar.
00:14:23Aapne Uttarakhand ka gaya gaya hai koi?
00:14:24Matlab mai gata rehta hoon.
00:14:25Purane folk gata hoon.
00:14:26Koi?
00:14:27Koi?
00:14:28Koi?
00:14:29Koi?
00:14:30Koi?
00:14:31Koi?
00:14:32Koi?
00:14:33Koi?
00:14:34Koi?
00:14:35Koi?
00:14:36Koi?
00:14:37Koi?
00:14:38Koi?
00:14:39Koi?
00:14:40Koi?
00:14:41Koi?
00:14:42Koi?
00:14:43Koi?
00:14:44Koi?
00:14:45Koi?
00:14:47JAise ki...
00:14:50Ka...folk song hai wo.
00:14:52Aamir Khusro ne likha raha ho ga.
00:15:06Bagiya, Raghir bhai.
00:15:07Raghir bhai.
00:15:09So I also see a lot..
00:15:11A lot of piercing on your face.
00:15:12Haan.
00:15:13Yahan pe bhi tha.
00:15:14How many breakups have you had?
00:15:16Which one?
00:15:17How many breakups have you had?
00:15:19A lot.
00:15:20Is it a piercing for each breakup?
00:15:22No, no.
00:15:23I like that.
00:15:24Sometimes what happens is...
00:15:26He's asking what's your body count.
00:15:28Don't ask me that.
00:15:31That's what I expect.
00:15:32That's what I expected.
00:15:33That's what you expected?
00:15:34Then tell me what's your body count.
00:15:37Wow.
00:15:38Action.
00:15:42We'll salute after the answer.
00:15:457, 8.
00:15:467, 8.
00:15:47Like...
00:15:48Yes, 7 or 8.
00:15:49So you don't remember?
00:15:50Yes.
00:15:517 or 8? That's great.
00:15:52Now you'll keep counting yourself every time.
00:15:56That's true.
00:15:57So what's your type of guys?
00:15:59He must be funny.
00:16:00Intellectual.
00:16:01A nice guy.
00:16:02He doesn't talk nonsense.
00:16:04He can talk nonsense.
00:16:06No, I mean...
00:16:07See...
00:16:08He can, of course.
00:16:10He can, but...
00:16:11He's a bit funny.
00:16:12I like him.
00:16:13Oh, nice.
00:16:14Very nice.
00:16:15More than serious.
00:16:16So will you go on a date with Kapil Sharma?
00:16:18He's married.
00:16:19None of them are married.
00:16:20They're all married.
00:16:21So I can't meet them.
00:16:23I can't meet them.
00:16:24It's like hero worship.
00:16:26If I could meet them...
00:16:28So you think you'll meet Kapil Sharma?
00:16:30So in hero worship, you ask...
00:16:32What do you call that question?
00:16:34Let's suppose.
00:16:35So let's suppose is the answer.
00:16:36Let's suppose.
00:16:37You and Ronaldo are locked in a room.
00:16:39And you lose the key.
00:16:42So will you make him messy?
00:16:56I would've slept with Ronaldo.
00:16:58I would've.
00:17:00He's a goat.
00:17:01I would've slept with him.
00:17:03He hit a header on my balls.
00:17:10I would've kept my goal post open.
00:17:15If you had a life partner...
00:17:16How would they be?
00:17:17What qualities would they have?
00:17:19Like I come from Uttarakhand, right?
00:17:21So there...
00:17:22We have an inbuilt...
00:17:23Like...
00:17:24Cultural thing and all.
00:17:25So I want them to be like that.
00:17:27Because people...
00:17:28People have become very modern.
00:17:30So there should be some culture.
00:17:32His body count should be less.
00:17:34Like...
00:17:35Everything.
00:17:36Yes.
00:17:37So that's it.
00:17:38So if...
00:17:39Do you have...
00:17:40What's the body count that's acceptable for you?
00:17:42If you meet a guy who...
00:17:44Has a body count of 300.
00:17:47If he's a nice guy...
00:17:49And he's been with the bitches...
00:17:51Then fine.
00:17:53What's your drama?
00:17:54People say to me...
00:17:55Bro, you look like a bitch.
00:17:57Why do people think you're a bitch?
00:17:59Do you talk to people?
00:18:00No.
00:18:01I mean...
00:18:02It's like...
00:18:03I have a lot of opinions.
00:18:05You have a lot of opinions.
00:18:06So I give them.
00:18:07If they don't like it, then fine.
00:18:09When you are going to go into a relationship...
00:18:12What makes you feel secure about a man?
00:18:16Loyalty is very important to me.
00:18:18That's just the...
00:18:19First thing I look for.
00:18:21I don't care if I don't have the money.
00:18:22That's okay.
00:18:23You've been cheated a lot.
00:18:25Seven.
00:18:26Or eight.
00:18:28Somewhere in that range.
00:18:31Ravi, were you asking him something?
00:18:33I forgot.
00:18:34You were asking about the code.
00:18:35What should you do?
00:18:36I agree with him.
00:18:37That guys...
00:18:39Are not loyal.
00:18:40The one I dated...
00:18:41The bastard.
00:18:45He's gone.
00:18:46But I think...
00:18:47A partner...
00:18:48Should have an understanding.
00:18:49Very important.
00:18:51My partner...
00:18:52Has no problem with my wife.
00:18:55That's great.
00:18:56Toshika Bisht.
00:18:57Where do you live?
00:18:59Rohini.
00:19:00And you have your parents' house?
00:19:02No.
00:19:03I live on rent.
00:19:04I am poor.
00:19:05How are you affording?
00:19:06Your job is gone.
00:19:07What will you do now?
00:19:08I have earned from Spanish.
00:19:10That I can pay the rent even without a job.
00:19:13Let's go.
00:19:14But for how long?
00:19:15I got it now.
00:19:16I will join next...
00:19:17I don't know.
00:19:18Do you have a job?
00:19:19I am not doing a job on my own.
00:19:20It's not that I am not getting it.
00:19:21I am not doing it on my own.
00:19:23Toshika...
00:19:24You...
00:19:25Are very confident.
00:19:26Yes.
00:19:27Do you think it's okay to be poor?
00:19:41No, man.
00:19:42It's okay.
00:19:43Toshika...
00:19:44You don't feel bad, right?
00:19:45No.
00:19:46Chill.
00:19:47Because I was poor myself.
00:19:48I didn't have so much confidence.
00:19:49I used to...
00:19:50I used to spit fire.
00:19:51A lot.
00:19:52Over confident.
00:19:53But it's okay.
00:19:54It's okay.
00:19:55If you win a car from here...
00:19:57What will you do?
00:19:58The car you are giving...
00:19:59It will be a little cheap, right?
00:20:01So I will break it.
00:20:02It's okay.
00:20:04One second.
00:20:06Just because Sweeney's car has a past...
00:20:16Does not mean...
00:20:18That it's value is less.
00:20:20Sweeney has made a high-quality car.
00:20:25Yeah.
00:20:27Come on, man.
00:20:28Sweeney...
00:20:29You guys have driven this car.
00:20:33It was a trunk and drive.
00:20:35Samay...
00:20:36It's time to give the rating.
00:20:38I had a lot of fun with you, Toshika Bestiaar.
00:20:40But it's time to let you go.
00:20:42Thank you so much for joining, Toshika Bestiaar.
00:20:47I have given you a 7.5.
00:20:48I will give you an 8.
00:20:49I would like to give you an 8.
00:20:51Because the answers you gave...
00:20:53We tried to provoke you so much.
00:20:55But you gave the answers very politely.
00:20:58I deducted his number.
00:21:01I gave an 8 on your singing.
00:21:04Saurabh...
00:21:05Saurabh is also here.
00:21:08So 8.5.
00:21:09So 8.5 by him.
00:21:11Balraj...
00:21:12From my end, it's a 9.5.
00:21:15That makes your average of 8.5.
00:21:20What?
00:21:21What?
00:21:22What?
00:22:03Thank you so much.
00:22:05Why did you bring us here?
00:22:08We have a sponsor for the first time.
00:22:10Let's go.
00:22:13Sponsor.
00:22:14We got money.
00:22:16Thank you so much.
00:22:17You can go now.
00:22:19Thank you so much.
00:22:20Really.
00:22:22A big round of applause for the Dole guys.
00:22:24Congratulations.
00:22:26I can't believe it.
00:22:27Even I can't believe it.
00:22:29Congratulations.
00:22:30And...
00:22:31You win a brand new...
00:22:32Second hand car.
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:39Bro...
00:22:40Match...
00:22:41You even wore matching clothes.
00:22:42It was all destined.
00:22:44God's plan.
00:22:45Very good.
00:22:46Congratulations.
00:22:48It's a coincidence.
00:22:49I'm not that talented.
00:22:52No, no.
00:22:53Jokes apart.
00:22:54You're amazing.
00:22:55Very good.
00:22:56Thank you so much for joining.
00:22:57Congratulations on the car.
00:22:58I have a lot to say about the car.
00:23:00Which I forgot to say.
00:23:03Can I see it once?
00:23:05They'll pretend that I'm saying it here.
00:23:08There's a t-shirt too.
00:23:09What do I do with the t-shirt?
00:23:11What do I wear with the t-shirt?
00:23:12I match with that t-shirt.
00:23:15I can't wear a t-shirt.
00:23:16They've given me so little money.
00:23:17I can't even wear a t-shirt.
00:23:18I'm a fool.
00:23:21I'll buy a new car.
00:23:25I'll buy a fool's t-shirt.
00:23:32Please do this...
00:23:33He wrote this.
00:23:34Sorry.
00:23:36If possible...
00:23:37Spend 20 seconds on the app.
00:23:39First hand...
00:23:40This was for me.
00:23:41One second.
00:23:42It should look like...
00:23:43It's not a paid promo...
00:23:44Oh, f**k.
00:23:47Yes.
00:23:48So...
00:23:51I don't have this.
00:23:53If you don't like this car...
00:23:56We can change it.
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:58In five days...
00:23:59With full money back guarantee.
00:24:01Spinny.
00:24:02Spinny.
00:24:05Give a thumbs up from there.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:08And...
00:24:09Usually...
00:24:10People have issues...
00:24:11RC...
00:24:12No stress.
00:24:13RC...
00:24:14All your documents...
00:24:15Everything...
00:24:16Is given to you...
00:24:17At ease.
00:24:18So, make some noise for Spinny...
00:24:19One last time.
00:24:22And if you have to sell this car...
00:24:25If you don't get a job...
00:24:27Still...
00:24:28You can choose Spinny...
00:24:29And sell this car on the app.
00:24:30Okay.
00:24:31I think this is what you'll do...
00:24:32As soon as you leave.
00:24:33And you'll take the money...
00:24:34And give it to your parents.
00:24:35That's actually a great idea.
00:24:36So, make some noise for her also.
00:24:37Congratulations.
00:24:42However, there is a catch...
00:24:43By the way.
00:24:44I'll tell you the main catch.
00:24:45Are you getting cash also?
00:24:46Not cash.
00:24:47Catch.
00:24:48Cash.
00:24:49Yes.
00:24:50If someone else wins today...
00:24:51Yes.
00:24:52We won't cut the car now.
00:24:56So, we'll take the audience poll.
00:24:57Okay.
00:25:01So, it's in your hands now.
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:05So, just hope that no one else wins.
00:25:08I'll pray.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:10So, thank you so much.
00:25:11Make some noise for her.
00:25:12And let's see what happens.
00:25:18It's possible that...
00:25:19No one else is the winner.
00:25:20It's possible that...
00:25:217 or 8 people are the winner.
00:25:22Anything can happen.
00:25:23On India's Got Latent, guys.
00:25:27So, alright.
00:25:28Make some noise for...
00:25:29Vishesh Rai.
00:25:30Come on.
00:25:37Bob Dylan.
00:25:41Bob Dylan.
00:25:44Bob Dylan.
00:25:48Make some noise for Vishesh Rai.
00:25:49Come on.
00:26:15Bob Dylan.
00:26:16Bob Dylan.
00:26:17Bob Dylan.
00:26:18Bob Dylan.
00:26:19Bob Dylan.
00:26:20Bob Dylan.
00:26:21Bob Dylan.
00:26:22Bob Dylan.
00:26:23Bob Dylan.
00:26:24Bob Dylan.
00:26:25Bob Dylan.
00:26:26Bob Dylan.
00:26:27Bob Dylan.
00:26:28Bob Dylan.
00:26:29Bob Dylan.
00:26:30Bob Dylan.
00:26:31Bob Dylan.
00:26:32Bob Dylan.
00:26:33Bob Dylan.
00:26:34Bob Dylan.
00:26:35Bob Dylan.
00:26:36Bob Dylan.
00:26:37Bob Dylan.
00:26:38Bob Dylan.
00:26:39Bob Dylan.
00:26:40Bob Dylan.
00:26:41Bob Dylan.
00:26:42Bob Dylan.
00:26:43Bob Dylan.
00:26:44Bob Dylan.
00:26:45Bob Dylan.
00:26:46Bob Dylan.
00:26:47Bob Dylan.
00:26:48Bob Dylan.
00:26:49Bob Dylan.
00:26:50Bob Dylan.
00:26:51Bob Dylan.
00:26:52Bob Dylan.
00:26:53Bob Dylan.
00:26:54Bob Dylan.
00:26:55Bob Dylan.
00:26:56Bob Dylan.
00:26:57Bob Dylan.
00:26:58Bob Dylan.
00:26:59Bob Dylan.
00:27:00Bob Dylan.
00:27:01Bob Dylan.
00:27:02Bob Dylan.
00:27:03Bob Dylan.
00:27:04Bob Dylan.
00:27:05Bob Dylan.
00:27:06Bob Dylan.
00:27:07Bob Dylan.
00:27:08Bob Dylan.
00:27:09Bob Dylan.
00:27:10Bob Dylan.
00:27:11Bob Dylan.
00:27:13Let's go.
00:27:20You are great with women?
00:27:22Hey.
00:27:24Say hi hello first.
00:27:26Women.
00:27:27Women are asking.
00:27:28They haven't read it.
00:27:30They have written something.
00:27:31Wait.
00:27:32Straight but
00:27:33I didn't like sex until my ex
00:27:35introduced me to pegging.
00:27:36He is going on pegging-wagging.
00:27:38Wait.
00:27:39When he came to fill out the form
00:27:41my roommate is a reddit type guy
00:27:43like he watches dark stuff.
00:27:45He filled it out.
00:27:46You take it out first.
00:27:47It's a mouth.
00:27:48Take it out.
00:27:49Be careful.
00:27:50All hands are tied.
00:27:51I had a surgery.
00:27:52You had a surgery right?
00:27:53No.
00:27:54Okay.
00:27:55Okay.
00:27:56Sorry.
00:27:57I didn't get it.
00:27:58I got it.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:00Stents.
00:28:01You had a surgery.
00:28:02Special advice.
00:28:03You have written here
00:28:04a very strange thing.
00:28:05I didn't like sex
00:28:07until my ex introduced
00:28:08Let's skip that point.
00:28:11You have written it.
00:28:12How will you skip it?
00:28:13This will happen now.
00:28:14I am highlighting it.
00:28:15You have written a bad thing.
00:28:16You are so good.
00:28:17No need to write it.
00:28:18What did you think?
00:28:19If I don't write it
00:28:20they won't select me?
00:28:21My roommate just
00:28:22stuck it.
00:28:23He said it will look cool.
00:28:24I said okay.
00:28:25Why does your roommate
00:28:26stop you from doing it?
00:28:29It is written here
00:28:30my ex introduced me to pegging.
00:28:32Do you know pegging?
00:28:33You don't know?
00:28:34No.
00:28:35If you explain pegging.
00:28:37Explain it.
00:28:38It will be fun.
00:28:39Sir.
00:28:40Let's skip this.
00:28:42Who wrote this?
00:28:44The 5 points.
00:28:454 points for someone else.
00:28:461 point is mine.
00:28:47That is unique.
00:28:48Call the person who wrote it.
00:28:49He will come at 11.
00:28:51You don't care.
00:28:52What do you mean?
00:28:54I have to take it here.
00:28:55Yours?
00:28:56No.
00:28:57I have to receive it.
00:28:58Sorry.
00:28:59I have to receive it.
00:29:01He is a good friend.
00:29:02Tell me more about him.
00:29:03He has written pegging.
00:29:05He has written blow me.
00:29:07Does he like you?
00:29:09I have a doubt.
00:29:10I have to change the room.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:12Do you drink alcohol?
00:29:15I quit.
00:29:17Have you ever tried
00:29:19going into a gay zone?
00:29:21No way.
00:29:22No way.
00:29:23I am straight.
00:29:24Complete straight.
00:29:25You don't like it?
00:29:26You have never tried it?
00:29:27No.
00:29:28Do you like eating biryani with cardamom?
00:29:30No.
00:29:31How do you know?
00:29:32I have tried it.
00:29:37Checkmate.
00:29:39How do you know
00:29:40you don't like it
00:29:41when you haven't tried it?
00:29:43Biryani.
00:29:48Tell me one thing.
00:29:49Vishesh.
00:29:50Yes.
00:29:51Do you want to win this show?
00:29:52Of course.
00:29:53At what cost?
00:30:00You want to win, right?
00:30:02I want to win
00:30:03but not at that cost.
00:30:04That's it.
00:30:05You have failed here.
00:30:06I was going to get you
00:30:07biryani with cardamom
00:30:08in the afternoon.
00:30:10I wish you liked cardamom.
00:30:15Vishesh Rai.
00:30:16How much money
00:30:17will I give you
00:30:18to eat biryani
00:30:19with Ravi Gupta?
00:30:21Are you sure?
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:23Sure.
00:30:24100%.
00:30:25I knew it.
00:30:26100%.
00:30:27Come out of the closet.
00:30:28Slowly.
00:30:29The cupboard is opening.
00:30:30Are you sure?
00:30:31Very good.
00:30:32Tell me the rate.
00:30:33100 billion dollars.
00:30:34100 billion dollars.
00:30:35Is it that expensive?
00:30:38Brother.
00:30:39No, no.
00:30:40This is my price.
00:30:41Hey.
00:30:42You are my brother
00:30:43but you are a goddess.
00:30:48Brother, you were
00:30:4910,000 rupees to Ravi.
00:30:53You are 11,000 rupees to me.
00:30:54That's free.
00:30:58Baba Elaichi.
00:31:01It's written here
00:31:02that you like 3 things at once.
00:31:05Lie.
00:31:06Is it written?
00:31:07No, it's not written like that.
00:31:08Mouth organ, guitar
00:31:09and percussion beats.
00:31:13Sorry.
00:31:14You have written
00:31:15that you want to become
00:31:16a part-time Tinder master.
00:31:17Tinder master.
00:31:18Why have you written
00:31:19the wrong app?
00:31:20Grindr.
00:31:21Tinder.
00:31:25Have you ever been
00:31:26on a dating app?
00:31:27Yes.
00:31:28In 2019.
00:31:29First.
00:31:30After the breakup.
00:31:31Was there any success there?
00:31:32What was the success?
00:31:33Girls used to come
00:31:34on normal dates
00:31:35and disappear the next day.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:37Playboy.
00:31:38No.
00:31:39Not me.
00:31:40Girl.
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42Ladyboy.
00:31:50I say this for pegging.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54If you win today,
00:31:55you get a car.
00:31:56It's a car?
00:31:57Yes.
00:31:58I don't know.
00:31:59So, maybe if you get
00:32:00that car,
00:32:01what will you do with it?
00:32:02Nervous.
00:32:05This is wrong.
00:32:09Bro,
00:32:10it's not a brand.
00:32:13It's a good car.
00:32:14Spinny.
00:32:16It comes after service.
00:32:20It's time to give
00:32:21Vishesh Rai some score.
00:32:24I have given you
00:32:266.
00:32:27Bro, I really liked
00:32:28your performance.
00:32:29The way you played
00:32:30with your mouth
00:32:31and the guitar.
00:32:32Actually.
00:32:33So,
00:32:34I will give you 7.
00:32:367.
00:32:38Sudeep bhai.
00:32:39Yeah, 6.5.
00:32:414.5.
00:32:42Okay.
00:32:43That makes your average
00:32:446.
00:32:46Bro.
00:32:47Bro.
00:32:508.5.
00:32:53Thank you so much
00:32:54for coming out today.
00:32:55Vishesh Rai.
00:32:59Up next,
00:33:00we have Praneet Singh.
00:33:02Sorry.
00:33:03Praneet Singh.
00:33:04A big round of applause
00:33:05for Praneet Singh.
00:33:06Come on.
00:33:31Praneet Singh.
00:33:32Praneet Singh.
00:33:33Praneet Singh.
00:33:34Praneet Singh.
00:33:35Praneet Singh.
00:33:36Praneet Singh.
00:33:37Praneet Singh.
00:33:38Praneet Singh.
00:33:39Praneet Singh.
00:33:40Praneet Singh.
00:33:41Praneet Singh.
00:33:42Praneet Singh.
00:33:43Praneet Singh.
00:33:44Praneet Singh.
00:33:45Praneet Singh.
00:33:46Praneet Singh.
00:33:47Praneet Singh.
00:33:48Praneet Singh.
00:33:49Praneet Singh.
00:33:50Praneet Singh.
00:33:51Praneet Singh.
00:33:52Praneet Singh.
00:33:53Praneet Singh.
00:33:54Praneet Singh.
00:33:55Praneet Singh.
00:33:56Praneet Singh.
00:33:57Praneet Singh.
00:33:58Praneet Singh.
00:33:59Praneet Singh.
00:34:00Praneet Singh.
00:34:01Praneet Singh.
00:34:02Praneet Singh.
00:34:03Praneet Singh.
00:34:04Praneet Singh.
00:34:05Praneet Singh.
00:34:06Praneet Singh.
00:34:07Praneet Singh.
00:34:08Praneet Singh.
00:34:09Praneet Singh.
00:34:10Praneet Singh.
00:34:11Praneet Singh.
00:34:12Praneet Singh.
00:34:13Praneet Singh.
00:34:14Praneet Singh.
00:34:15Praneet Singh.
00:34:16Praneet Singh.
00:34:17Praneet Singh.
00:34:18Praneet Singh.
00:34:19Praneet Singh.
00:34:20Praneet Singh.
00:34:21Praneet Singh.
00:34:22Praneet Singh.
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00:34:24Praneet Singh.
00:34:25Praneet Singh.
00:34:26Praneet Singh.
00:34:27Praneet Singh.
00:34:28Praneet Singh.
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00:34:30Praneet Singh.
00:34:31Praneet Singh.
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00:34:34Praneet Singh.
00:34:35Praneet Singh.
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00:34:44Praneet Singh.
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00:34:47Praneet Singh.
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00:34:49Praneet Singh.
00:34:50Praneet Singh.
00:34:51Praneet Singh.
00:34:52Praneet Singh.
00:34:53Praneet Singh.
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00:34:55Praneet Singh.
00:34:56Praneet Singh.
00:34:57Praneet Singh.
00:34:58Praneet Singh.
00:34:59Praneet Singh.
00:35:00Praneet Singh.
00:35:01Praneet Singh.
00:35:02Praneet Singh.
00:35:03Praneet Singh.
00:35:04Praneet Singh.
00:35:05Praneet Singh.
00:35:06Praneet Singh.
00:35:07Praneet Singh.
00:35:08Praneet Singh.
00:35:09Praneet Singh.
00:35:10Praneet Singh.
00:35:11Praneet Singh.
00:35:12Praneet Singh.
00:35:13Praneet Singh.
00:35:14Praneet Singh.
00:35:15Praneet Singh.
00:35:16Praneet Singh.
00:35:17Praneet Singh.
00:35:18Praneet Singh.
00:35:19Praneet Singh.
00:35:20Praneet Singh.
00:35:21Praneet Singh.
00:35:22Praneet Singh.
00:35:23Praneet Singh.
00:35:24Praneet Singh.
00:35:25Praneet Singh.
00:35:26Praneet Singh.
00:35:28You did as you said.
00:35:31Bro, you have legendary stage presence.
00:35:33Legendary.
00:35:34Wow, man.
00:35:35Come on.
00:35:39This was good.
00:35:40One flower fell, the other was ready.
00:35:43The Munawar guy did it.
00:35:49Bro, he is so cute.
00:35:51He has written, goal in life.
00:35:52I don't want to be the most searched artist.
00:35:54I want to be the most loved artist.
00:35:57Nice.
00:36:00Okay, then.
00:36:01Let's put him in the members only category.
00:36:07Bro, this show is all about nonsense.
00:36:09Yes.
00:36:10But after seeing your performance,
00:36:11I mean, man,
00:36:12I was with you till the end.
00:36:14And now, I have ruined it.
00:36:18I was kidding.
00:36:19I have ruined it.
00:36:20What did you say?
00:36:21I was kidding.
00:36:22Now, let's see what he is saying.
00:36:24You decode it, bro.
00:36:25Are you saying it from somewhere or doing it like this?
00:36:27It's gibberish, actually.
00:36:29It's Spanish-Punjabi.
00:36:32You are lucky today.
00:36:34No, no, it was very good.
00:36:35Jokes apart.
00:36:36It was a joke apart.
00:36:38But,
00:36:39very,
00:36:40I think,
00:36:41whatever you have done today,
00:36:43it was your best.
00:36:45Really?
00:36:46Sorry.
00:36:47It was the best.
00:36:48Genuine.
00:36:49Poor girl was sitting here.
00:36:50Yes.
00:36:51I am saying this after seeing her.
00:36:56So, you don't drink.
00:36:57It's written here.
00:36:58No, no.
00:36:59So, heroine?
00:37:02Heroine?
00:37:03What will I do?
00:37:06You are also interested in heroes.
00:37:09Bro,
00:37:10I am telling you,
00:37:11Mithra was fond of weapons.
00:37:12You are not giving him a pen.
00:37:19Who is your favourite stand-up comic?
00:37:22Munawar Farooq.
00:37:23Nice.
00:37:25I thought it was Gulab.
00:37:27He is roaming around with 6 Gulabs.
00:37:30So, do you have a girlfriend?
00:37:31No.
00:37:32Lie.
00:37:33Do you have one or not?
00:37:34Lie.
00:37:35It's a lie.
00:37:36My sister is here.
00:37:37She lied.
00:37:39She is your sister, right?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Or are you a big fan of Munawar?
00:37:49Bro, I want to tell you one thing.
00:37:51Get up and
00:37:53tear the board of
00:37:54Tup Tup Paratha.
00:37:55I was just kidding.
00:38:02So,
00:38:03sister,
00:38:05you said it's a lie.
00:38:06So, do you have a girlfriend?
00:38:09Do you have a girlfriend?
00:38:10Is there a woman in your life?
00:38:12Yes.
00:38:13I have told you,
00:38:14she has not accepted it yet.
00:38:17She is on a freestyle dating.
00:38:19She says,
00:38:20she says,
00:38:22she says, reduce the weight then.
00:38:23Oh!
00:38:24So, why do you want to do missionary?
00:38:29Valid point.
00:38:30I will ask her tonight.
00:38:32Do it in a doggy style.
00:38:35Do it.
00:38:38Oh!
00:38:39What were you doing?
00:38:47Ow! Ow!
00:38:51Do you have a boyfriend?
00:38:54No.
00:38:55No.
00:38:56I feel like...
00:38:58Didn't you confess your feelings to her?
00:38:59Yes, I confessed.
00:39:00So, what did she say?
00:39:01She said, reduce the weight then.
00:39:04Shit!
00:39:05How long ago was this?
00:39:07It's been a while.
00:39:10Sister!
00:39:12What kind of sister are you?
00:39:14I think she knows a lot more
00:39:15about his relationship.
00:39:16Can we ask her?
00:39:17Sister, if you wanna.
00:39:20Come.
00:39:21Oh, man! She's ready.
00:39:22Let's go.
00:39:24Parneet, what's her name?
00:39:25Amrit Kaur.
00:39:26Amrit Kaur.
00:39:27Round of applause for Amrit, guys.
00:39:30What's your name?
00:39:31Amrit.
00:39:32Amrit.
00:39:33Yes.
00:39:34Are you her elder sister?
00:39:35Yes.
00:39:36So, do you know her friend?
00:39:38Yes, of course.
00:39:39So, is she right for him?
00:39:40No.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:47Please cut it, bro.
00:39:48Now, she has cut it.
00:39:50Now, you are a true Munawar fan.
00:39:55So, what's lacking in that woman?
00:39:57I don't like her, but I don't hate her.
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:02I'm neutral.
00:40:03Don't say that, sister.
00:40:06It's cut now.
00:40:08The second flower is ready.
00:40:11Put this flower on your relationship.
00:40:15It's on.
00:40:17But, no.
00:40:18She's your elder sister.
00:40:19It's for the best interest of you.
00:40:20Some things are only seen by women.
00:40:22About women.
00:40:23So, what's lacking in that?
00:40:25No, what I lack is that
00:40:27because I'm very...
00:40:29We belong to a middle class family.
00:40:31So, I think that...
00:40:33She's very close.
00:40:36That's the problem, sir.
00:40:38She's a little too high for him.
00:40:40She's too high for you?
00:40:45Do you think he can climb up?
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:53He should have come.
00:40:56Oh, man.
00:40:57So, he's very rich, basically.
00:40:58No.
00:40:59He's very...
00:41:00You don't know?
00:41:01No, I know.
00:41:02He's not.
00:41:08I want to tell you something.
00:41:10You're doing this other than BA.
00:41:12I'm coaching a cat.
00:41:14You're very talented.
00:41:15The way you have performed
00:41:16is out of this world.
00:41:17Why do you want to be with a girl
00:41:18who's changing you?
00:41:20Wow!
00:41:21That's amazing.
00:41:24By the way,
00:41:2534 and single, by the way.
00:41:31Just saying.
00:41:33Alright.
00:41:39I would really say,
00:41:40don't take his advice.
00:41:43Ravi Gupta is a married man.
00:41:45Ravi ji, what do you think?
00:41:47What you're doing is very good.
00:41:50You don't have to take your sister
00:41:51everywhere.
00:41:55Because she'll break your house
00:41:56before it's even built.
00:41:59But really,
00:42:00you don't have to go after her.
00:42:02And reduce your weight too.
00:42:06So, if today,
00:42:07if you had a choice,
00:42:09what car you'd want to have,
00:42:11what would you choose
00:42:12and why would it be a tractor?
00:42:22So, which car would you buy?
00:42:24Whatever Spinny has.
00:42:26Which one does Spinny have?
00:42:30Great question.
00:42:31Perfect plug.
00:42:32They have so many cars
00:42:33on all price ranges.
00:42:34You can buy whatever car you want
00:42:35on Spinny, guys.
00:42:37Spinny is really the best.
00:42:39So, time to scroll.
00:42:40Time to scroll.
00:42:41Parneet Singh, man.
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:43So, I've given you
00:42:4510 on 10, bro.
00:42:46What an energy you had.
00:42:47It was fun.
00:42:509 from Rageel.
00:42:5210, bro.
00:42:53It was amazing.
00:42:55What's the matter?
00:42:56Bro.
00:42:57Parneet, love you.
00:42:5810.
00:42:5910?
00:43:00Bro, I want this guy to win.
00:43:02He's had the best stage presence today.
00:43:05He's had...
00:43:06Audience, are you with me on this?
00:43:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:11Can we ask the audience?
00:43:13What would he have rated himself?
00:43:16You can't say anything, bro.
00:43:19Bro, I'm...
00:43:20It's done.
00:43:21People will say it's scripted now.
00:43:22So, what you feel from your heart
00:43:24is Sardar to Sardar energy.
00:43:27Bro, give me a 12.
00:43:39So, they're on 6.5.
00:43:426.5.
00:43:43That makes your average 9.
00:44:098.
00:44:117.
00:44:126.
00:44:135.
00:44:144.
00:44:153.
00:44:162.
00:44:171.
00:44:18Time's up!
00:44:36Amazing, man.
00:44:37He doesn't have a girlfriend.
00:44:39He has a wife.
00:44:43Congratulations my friend.
00:44:47So, now
00:44:49she has won
00:44:51and you have won too.
00:44:53And we have more acts left.
00:44:55In the end we will do a face-off.
00:44:57With them?
00:44:59With whom else?
00:45:01Till then,
00:45:05this is your key.
00:45:07Make some noise for him.
00:45:11Thank you so much.
00:45:13You have been with us.
00:45:15Mr. Parnit, it was fun with you.
00:45:17Such a sweet guy.
00:45:19So, get ready.
00:45:21Whatever freestyle you do,
00:45:23because this is going to be a final round.
00:45:25And you also see what you are going to sing.
00:45:27And we will see who wins.
00:45:29Get two chairs for him.
00:45:45Amazing.
00:45:47Very good.
00:45:49Make some noise for Manmeet Singh everybody.
00:45:51Let's go.
00:45:55Hello.
00:45:57Hello everyone.
00:45:59Who is Manmeet?
00:46:01I am Manmeet. He is my brother Karan.
00:46:03We will do it together.
00:46:05I forgot to give his name.
00:46:07It's okay.
00:46:09Give him a mic.
00:46:11Are you feeling cold?
00:46:13Yes, a little.
00:46:15It's a compression.
00:46:17Stand up.
00:46:21He is my brother since childhood.
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:25Hard boy.
00:46:27Nipple hard.
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:59Hello.
00:47:01Good bye.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:05Let's go.
00:47:07Let's go.
00:47:09Let's go.
00:47:11Let's go.
00:47:13Let's go.
00:47:15Let's go.
00:47:17Let's go.
00:47:19Let's go.
00:47:21Yes Sir.
00:47:25You have a good chest.
00:47:29Tell me how are you?
00:47:31Tell me how are you?
00:47:33It's done.
00:47:35How did you feel on the Latin show?
00:47:37Yes.
00:47:39Did you get a bonus?
00:47:41I was done.
00:47:43That's my video.
00:47:45I was fat.
00:47:47Crazy.
00:47:49It was really good.
00:47:50I don't know Punjabi.
00:47:51But the vibe was great.
00:47:52A big round of applause for Manmohan Singh.
00:47:54This is for my brother, Karan.
00:47:56These are his lyrics.
00:47:57Oh, crazy.
00:47:58The lyrics are yours.
00:47:59I write the songs myself.
00:48:00Okay, so you're the rapper.
00:48:01I just stole his song.
00:48:03Let's do some jamming and zooming together.
00:48:05I do stand-up.
00:48:06I've done it a few times.
00:48:07I live in Canada.
00:48:08But I'm here to explore.
00:48:09Because I'm very tired.
00:48:10After driving a truck and dispatching it.
00:48:12Oh, you drive a truck there?
00:48:13You live in Canada?
00:48:14How come you're feeling cold here?
00:48:16I'm shivering.
00:48:17Your AC is cold.
00:48:18Your wife is very sick.
00:48:19So, I'm feeling nervous.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:21So, take it easy.
00:48:22Can I sit?
00:48:23No, you can't.
00:48:24Sit.
00:48:25You wrote something.
00:48:26I can do more than 50 push-ups in one breath.
00:48:29I'll do it right now.
00:48:30No, but why do you want to do it after the push-up?
00:48:33I'm addicted to fitness.
00:48:34I've become a bug.
00:48:35I'm not kidding.
00:48:36I've been fasting all day.
00:48:37Do you have a six-pack or something?
00:48:39This is my first fat.
00:48:40You've become a girl.
00:48:41But I'm doing calisthenics.
00:48:42It'll be over soon.
00:48:44That's great.
00:48:45Where did you get this?
00:48:46This is my brother.
00:48:47Really?
00:48:48My uncle's son.
00:48:49Oh, nice.
00:48:50So, we didn't have to fight for the land.
00:48:52No.
00:48:53We got that separately.
00:48:54We gave them the land.
00:48:55We didn't have to fight for it.
00:48:57Don't be a b**tard.
00:49:01He says that he is my father.
00:49:03I gave him the land.
00:49:04Sorry, sorry.
00:49:05You'll get your ass kicked.
00:49:06You'll get your ass kicked.
00:49:08Come here.
00:49:11My grandfather gave it to me.
00:49:12Yes, grandfather did.
00:49:13My grandfather gave it to me.
00:49:14My grandfather didn't give it to me.
00:49:15Neither did my father.
00:49:16Dadde gave it to me.
00:49:17So you came straight to the line.
00:49:18Mahebji gave it to me.
00:49:21Parveet bhai, is this body your dream?
00:49:24No.
00:49:25No.
00:49:26That's fine.
00:49:27You look cute.
00:49:29I was also like this.
00:49:30I was also like this.
00:49:31Come here from 115.
00:49:32Oh, exactly bhai.
00:49:33You were 115 kg?
00:49:34115.
00:49:35Should I show you a photo?
00:49:36No, no.
00:49:37I believe you.
00:49:38Don't ask me.
00:49:39I'm not dying.
00:49:40I'm not doing anything.
00:49:41You're not taking it easy.
00:49:42I can't handle this nipple.
00:49:46What motivation did you get from 115 to work?
00:49:52Yes, it was a one-sided love.
00:49:54So now I'm dating her.
00:49:55She's mad because she's thin.
00:50:04You've driven a truck too?
00:50:05Yes, bhai.
00:50:06I've driven a truck for 3 years.
00:50:07I've driven all of them.
00:50:08I've driven a semi, a flatbed.
00:50:09You've driven...
00:50:10I've also overturned it.
00:50:11You've overturned it a lot.
00:50:12It's a loss.
00:50:13I had an accident.
00:50:14After that, I was like,
00:50:15what am I doing?
00:50:16My truck had overturned 2-3 times.
00:50:18Your truck had overturned?
00:50:20I have a viral meme.
00:50:22I've hit you.
00:50:23The one I spoke about.
00:50:24Oh, that's your meme?
00:50:25That's my meme.
00:50:26Every meme has a page on it.
00:50:27The Toronto-Canada one?
00:50:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:50:29Are you here to do a jungle safari?
00:50:31How are you doing?
00:50:32I know, I know.
00:50:33Yes.
00:50:34And because of that meme,
00:50:35my truth, I mean,
00:50:36even in real life,
00:50:37all the work was done in a bun.
00:50:41I've hit you.
00:50:42I've really hit you.
00:50:43I've really hit you.
00:50:44Everything is so related.
00:50:46So, how did you get well?
00:50:48I got well.
00:50:49I came in an ambulance.
00:50:50Like in Naughty America.
00:50:51I don't know the proverbs.
00:50:52He's saying,
00:50:53are you good?
00:50:54Are you good?
00:50:55I said, I'm absolutely fine.
00:50:56He did this.
00:50:57He said, I'm bleeding.
00:50:58I said, let's go.
00:50:59Let's get some bandages.
00:51:00He did this all the time.
00:51:01Man,
00:51:02he changed the number.
00:51:03He changed the number.
00:51:04Ask him.
00:51:05So, all your glasses
00:51:06are gone now?
00:51:07Big?
00:51:08Yeah, yeah.
00:51:09It's okay now.
00:51:10Good.
00:51:11Did you like it?
00:51:12Did you have fun?
00:51:13ya.
00:51:14Yeah,
00:51:15of course.
00:51:16My nipples might be hard
00:51:17with you too.
00:51:18There,
00:51:19there.
00:51:20These are 100 years old,
00:51:21they are small.
00:51:22I am still not going to joke.
00:51:23They are damaged a little.
00:51:24Very bad.
00:51:25Yes, man.
00:51:26I'll have to hit you
00:51:27with small ones.
00:51:28Brother,
00:51:29did you use to
00:51:30Bro, he has written very interesting things for superpower.
00:51:33You can read this.
00:51:34This is for you.
00:51:35He is naughty.
00:51:36He is naughty.
00:51:38Read it. Read it loudly.
00:51:41Bro, read it.
00:51:42Bro, if you had a superpower, what would it be?
00:51:47Bro, I am an Indian.
00:51:48Average 5'6".
00:51:49My superpower was,
00:51:50God, give me 8 inches of power.
00:51:52Then I have to work in browsers.
00:51:55So that there is no confidence issue.
00:51:59God, give me 8 inches of power.
00:52:01There is no lack of confidence.
00:52:03You have to work in browsers.
00:52:05He also has a superpower.
00:52:07He can do 50 push-ups in one breath.
00:52:09Yes, I can do that too.
00:52:10How will you be able to do 50 push-ups?
00:52:16Bro, you will have to lose one thing.
00:52:19What will you choose?
00:52:2150 push-ups or 8 inches of power?
00:52:25No, 50 push-ups.
00:52:26Stamina is more important.
00:52:28Power doesn't matter.
00:52:29Now we are living with 5'6".
00:52:31It's okay.
00:52:32This is a superpower, isn't it?
00:52:34With 8 inches of power.
00:52:35Even with 5 inches of power,
00:52:36there is such confidence that
00:52:37there is peace with 8 inches of power.
00:52:43Have you ever been to Canada with a foreigner?
00:52:46Bro, I have written there that
00:52:48he has tried all the cuisines.
00:52:49And I am not talking about food.
00:52:51What kind of country is this?
00:52:52How much did you spend on food?
00:52:53Bro, it's free.
00:52:54If I take oil and sex,
00:52:55it lowers my self-esteem.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:57If I take sex,
00:52:58it lowers my self-esteem.
00:52:59No, no.
00:53:00Bro, it happens.
00:53:02Manmeet bhai,
00:53:03we have heard about your goal and dream.
00:53:05You tell us about your goal and dream.
00:53:07The main thing is that
00:53:08the money should be good.
00:53:09Nothing else.
00:53:10I mean,
00:53:114-5 people should know about it.
00:53:13They should clap.
00:53:14And what is your opinion
00:53:15about his goal and dream?
00:53:16Whatever he is doing is right.
00:53:18We will jump in his well together.
00:53:20Okay, double penetration.
00:53:22Whatever you want.
00:53:24You have a good hobby.
00:53:26So, if you don't mind,
00:53:28what is your body count?
00:53:31How many lorries have you
00:53:33got into?
00:53:37Bro, I am telling you the truth.
00:53:39I am in a serious relationship right now.
00:53:41Now I remember
00:53:42because I forgot about it
00:53:43because of the show.
00:53:45So, if I say something,
00:53:46I will be in trouble.
00:53:47I don't want to say it.
00:53:48Please.
00:53:50She has talked so much
00:53:51in the flow.
00:53:52And now she must be watching
00:53:53if it comes.
00:53:54How many years?
00:53:55Where will you go again?
00:53:566 years.
00:53:57Bro, that one-sided one.
00:53:59That's the one.
00:54:00He knows.
00:54:01You have tried
00:54:02every country's cuisine.
00:54:04Now you are in trouble.
00:54:06Bro, what are your views
00:54:07about his relationship?
00:54:09Since you all are so close.
00:54:10When he started,
00:54:12I also started with him.
00:54:13Oh shit.
00:54:14I mean,
00:54:15not with him,
00:54:16with someone else.
00:54:17Bro.
00:54:18What are you saying?
00:54:19I am telling you.
00:54:20He also wants to jump
00:54:21in the same well, right?
00:54:22No, no.
00:54:23I mean,
00:54:24I want to walk with you.
00:54:25Tell me something
00:54:26about your relationship.
00:54:27He is single.
00:54:28This is his new setting.
00:54:29Oh, you are single?
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:31I broke up
00:54:32in 2018.
00:54:37Is he laughing
00:54:38or is he sad?
00:54:39In 2018?
00:54:40He is in a very bad state.
00:54:41Why? What happened?
00:54:42He just had a girl.
00:54:43Yes.
00:54:44She said,
00:54:45I want to read.
00:54:46She said,
00:54:47I won't read books.
00:54:54Bro.
00:54:55I don't know about relationships,
00:54:57but these two are made
00:54:58for each other.
00:55:00Alright, guys.
00:55:01Make some noise
00:55:02for Manmeet Singh
00:55:04and Karan Ji.
00:55:05Thank you, bro.
00:55:06Let's go.
00:55:11It's time
00:55:12to give them the score.
00:55:14We will.
00:55:15What did he do?
00:55:16I really forgot.
00:55:17He rapped.
00:55:18He rapped.
00:55:19Yes.
00:55:21So, I have given them
00:55:238.5.
00:55:259.
00:55:27I have given 9.
00:55:289.
00:55:297.5.
00:55:307.5.
00:55:3110.
00:55:3210.
00:55:34That makes the average
00:55:359.
00:55:40We wanted to give 9.
00:55:418 out of 8.
00:55:42Oh, man.
00:55:44Damn, bro.
00:55:46It's okay.
00:55:47This is the second
00:55:48second hand tag.
00:55:50Thank you so much
00:55:51for joining.
00:55:52Thank you, bro.
00:55:53It was fun.
00:55:56I don't know
00:55:57what disease you have.
00:55:58Let's do this one.
00:56:00Let's do this one.
00:56:01This one.
00:56:03Thank you so much
00:56:04for joining, my brother.
00:56:08You know what that means?
00:56:10That means
00:56:11it's a time
00:56:13for
00:56:14the face of
00:56:16you.
00:56:19So, can we have
00:56:20both the winners
00:56:21on stage, please?
00:56:22Let's go.
00:56:25Let's do it, bro.
00:56:268 mile.
00:56:34And you come here.
00:56:36So, one of them
00:56:37will win the car today.
00:56:39So,
00:56:40the winner,
00:56:41Toshika ji
00:56:42and Parmit ji
00:56:43will be decided
00:56:44by a very fair
00:56:46stone, paper, scissor.
00:56:51Let's go.
00:56:52That's what we're talking about.
00:56:55India's got latent.
00:56:57So, it's
00:56:58best of
00:56:59three.
00:57:00It's best of three?
00:57:01It's best of three.
00:57:02I'm definitely going to lose.
00:57:03Do you know the rules?
00:57:05I'll tell you the rules.
00:57:07Scissor wins against paper.
00:57:09Paper wins against stone.
00:57:11Because of stone,
00:57:12I'm a beggar.
00:57:14Sorry.
00:57:17Stone wins against
00:57:18scissor.
00:57:19This is stone.
00:57:20This is scissor.
00:57:21This is paper.
00:57:22Are we ready?
00:57:23So, we'll do
00:57:24one, two,
00:57:25and the third time
00:57:26we'll put whatever we want.
00:57:28Okay?
00:57:29Are we ready?
00:57:30Give them a little view.
00:57:31Should we?
00:57:32Should we?
00:57:33Alright.
00:57:34We have to put
00:57:35one, two, and third time.
00:57:36Best of three.
00:57:37Whoever wins two,
00:57:38they win
00:57:39a brand new
00:57:41second hand car.
00:57:43Let's begin.
00:57:44Let's begin.
00:57:46Stone.
00:57:47Paper.
00:57:48What is he doing?
00:57:49What is he doing?
00:57:50What is he doing?
00:57:51Look at him.
00:57:52He's cheating.
00:57:54He's trying to dominate.
00:57:56I will do stone.
00:57:57Okay?
00:57:59Stone.
00:58:00What's your favorite color?
00:58:01He's cheating.
00:58:04He said yellow.
00:58:05Yellow.
00:58:06Alright.
00:58:07Stone.
00:58:08Paper.
00:58:09Scissor.
00:58:10Scissor.
00:58:14Bro, you used my trick.
00:58:15You used my trick.
00:58:16If anyone
00:58:17asks a question
00:58:18before playing
00:58:19stone, paper, scissor,
00:58:20they'll most likely put scissor.
00:58:21Use this trick.
00:58:22It's a psychological trick.
00:58:23I won one.
00:58:241-0.
00:58:251-0.
00:58:26If you win one more,
00:58:27this brand new
00:58:28second hand car is yours.
00:58:30I said second hand.
00:58:31No, no.
00:58:32Second hand car
00:58:33is better than
00:58:34a brand new car.
00:58:35Really.
00:58:36Because you'll get
00:58:37a better car for the same price.
00:58:38Spinny, bro.
00:58:39You're looking nervous.
00:58:40Don't...
00:58:41It's okay.
00:58:42What's your favorite color?
00:58:44You're playing
00:58:45a mind game.
00:58:47What's your favorite
00:58:48comedian?
00:58:50Give me the mic.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:52I don't know.
00:58:53Everyone is fine.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:55Guys, some energy.
00:58:56Come on.
00:58:57There's some tension in the room.
00:58:59So, should we begin again?
00:59:013, 2, 1.
00:59:03Stone.
00:59:07Bro, bro, bro.
00:59:093, 2, 1.
00:59:10Stone.
00:59:11Paper.
00:59:12Scissor.
00:59:13Okay.
00:59:14Again.
00:59:15Stone.
00:59:16Paper.
00:59:17Scissor.
00:59:21Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:22Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:26Wait.
00:59:27Do one thing.
00:59:28Come here.
00:59:29Come here.
00:59:30I got confused
00:59:31for two seconds.
00:59:34Which scissor
00:59:35did he bring?
00:59:37She's taking out the stone.
00:59:39We have...
00:59:40The stone also gets cut.
00:59:43Alright.
00:59:44So, 1, 1.
00:59:45So, it's down to this one.
00:59:48Oh, my God.
00:59:50Are we ready?
00:59:53Alright.
00:59:54So,
00:59:55are we ready?
00:59:57What?
00:59:58Favorite color.
00:59:59Pink.
01:00:01Pink, pink.
01:00:03Pink, pink, pink.
01:00:04Pink, pink, pink.
01:00:07Pink, pink, pink.
01:00:09Alright.
01:00:10We're down to the last one.
01:00:11Let's go.
01:00:12Hey, no videos.
01:00:13No videos on this one.
01:00:14Come on, come on.
01:00:15It's a moment.
01:00:16Energy.
01:00:17By Matlay.
01:00:18Energy, energy, energy, energy.
01:00:20Let's go.
01:00:21Alright.
01:00:22Are you ready?
01:00:24Stone.
01:00:25Paper.
01:00:26Scissor.
01:00:29Oh, my God.
01:00:30All right, once more, once more.
01:00:32All right.
01:00:34Three, two, one, let's go.
01:00:35Stone, paper, scissor.
01:00:38Thank you so much for watching, and let's go, L.A.
01:01:08That's a show.
01:01:10You get a brand-new second-hand doll.
01:01:12Thank you so much for spinning.
01:01:14Bye, L.A.
01:01:15Good night. Thank you.