Episode 13 - The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 1
Episode 13 - The Great Indian Kapil Show Season 1
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00:00:30It's all in the hands of the mother. Come on.
00:00:36Come on!
00:00:49Good evening and welcome to The Great Indian Kapil Show.
00:00:53Thank you. Thank you.
00:01:02Ashwini, you know, today is the finale of our season.
00:01:04Actually, we can't believe that 13 episodes and a finale.
00:01:08The season is over.
00:01:13Our boys are cowards, sir.
00:01:16They don't run.
00:01:21Brother-in-law.
00:01:22Jeetu.
00:01:22Maxi.
00:01:23Brother-in-law, how will you wear a maxi?
00:01:26Hey, stop it. Stop it.
00:01:28Hey, stop it.
00:01:30Brother-in-law.
00:01:32How's the joke?
00:01:33Brother, now we are the rapper union.
00:01:34Now you are.
00:01:38I'm going to say what's in my heart.
00:01:40My kids don't listen to me.
00:01:44Monkey, dog, gorilla, horse, crow, cow, bear.
00:01:48Bear.
00:01:50I do these shows all around the world.
00:01:51This is the craziest, most fun show.
00:01:57Normally, we have 100 episodes.
00:01:58150, 200 episodes.
00:02:00That too, until there is a fight and the show is over.
00:02:03Normally, our season runs for a long time.
00:02:07Kiku was saying that the season ends in 13 episodes.
00:02:10I get hot in 13 episodes.
00:02:13I request Netflix to keep him in the oven
00:02:16so that he doesn't get cold in the next season.
00:02:19And Kiku is right.
00:02:20Because after 15 episodes, people start to know
00:02:23which man has a neck too.
00:02:29Rajeev Thakur was saying that
00:02:31if there is a series of 100 episodes,
00:02:33only then do I get 13 episodes.
00:02:39Okay.
00:02:40He gets 13 episodes only when he is close to the celebrities.
00:02:43So that the editor doesn't get a chance.
00:02:45He is our Sunil. He is very smart.
00:02:47He has come after six years.
00:02:49And in 13 weeks, he has covered six years.
00:02:55It's not like that. He works hard.
00:02:57He makes others work hard too.
00:02:58Be it the music department, make-up department,
00:03:00costume department.
00:03:02I want to show you something. Please have a look.
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:04Oh!
00:03:14Oh!
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21Oh!
00:03:26Superb!
00:03:28It's a lot of hard work. You can see it.
00:03:30Do you enjoy it here?
00:03:38She is a lady, right?
00:03:39She tells jokes. She is a lady.
00:03:42It's their business.
00:03:45Oh!
00:03:47I want to say something.
00:03:49You just comment on my post, like it and follow it too.
00:03:56That's right.
00:03:58When he was just made, his shoes were worth 2.5 lakhs.
00:04:01Do you know that?
00:04:03Thakur got angry with him.
00:04:04Why?
00:04:05He said, 2.5 lakhs worth of shoes?
00:04:06He should have asked me to carry them on my shoulders.
00:04:08He should have given me the money.
00:04:11I want to know from Mr. Thakur, Mr. Thakur,
00:04:12if you want to say something special about your journey.
00:04:16No, I will tell you.
00:04:17But promise me that you won't cut it.
00:04:19No, I won't.
00:04:23No, I won't cut it if I sit between Sunil and Krishna.
00:04:25Don't worry.
00:04:30No, no, I...
00:04:31My journey is such that I have got a good duty.
00:04:34Bringing the artist in the car and bringing him from there.
00:04:37And dropping him here.
00:04:42I have become more popular with the car than I am.
00:04:45Now people have started asking me,
00:04:47do you work as an artist or do you drive a taxi?
00:04:50You should have confirmed that no, I drive a taxi.
00:04:57No, my brother is very talented.
00:04:59A big round of applause for Mr. Thakur.
00:05:04Our Kiku and Krishna do play Indian characters.
00:05:07After watching Netflix, they have played Indian characters.
00:05:09They do play Indian characters.
00:05:11After watching Netflix, they have played international characters.
00:05:14Donald Drunk and Kim Kong.
00:05:17Hello, Netflix.
00:05:21Dolan, Dolan, Dolan, Dolan.
00:05:25I just explained it to Kiku.
00:05:26I said, look, you were still bailed in India.
00:05:31You won't get out.
00:05:32Not in Korea.
00:05:33I used a little prosthetic make-up on Krishna.
00:05:36Then I went and played Donal.
00:05:38Kiku didn't need it.
00:05:40He was a little bald from the back.
00:05:41He wore his sister-in-law's plaza.
00:05:43He looked the same.
00:05:46But I want to tell you something that our viewers don't know.
00:05:50Ever since you played Kim's character,
00:05:51you know, Kiku, I have been getting calls from Korea.
00:05:54They say, you will get Rs. 10 lakhs every day.
00:05:56You have to go there as their body double.
00:05:57Kim eats whatever you eat.
00:05:58First you have to taste it.
00:05:59Oh, my God.
00:06:01Yes, first you have to taste it.
00:06:02If nothing happens to you, then Kim will eat it.
00:06:04Seriously.
00:06:06And what if something happens to me?
00:06:07Then he won't eat it.
00:06:10Yes.
00:06:15Today, we have a very famous superstar's wife here.
00:06:18Hello, Ms. Gini, how are you?
00:06:24Today is our 13th episode.
00:06:25Today is our finale.
00:06:26You have already seen 12 episodes.
00:06:28Which episode did you like the most?
00:06:30Every episode that you are in.
00:06:31Oh.
00:06:35If I was in the episode, then I would be at home.
00:06:36You don't like being at home.
00:06:38You keep roaming around in your banana.
00:06:41Take the mic and throw it in the dustbin.
00:06:46Earlier, when we used to do shows in India, we used to go abroad.
00:06:49We used to roam around freely.
00:06:51Now, I have become famous all over the world.
00:06:55What to do?
00:06:59I don't know where to go.
00:07:01Archana, you know Papua New Guinea?
00:07:03Papua New Guinea. Yes, it's a country.
00:07:05We got a call from there too.
00:07:06Everyone is sitting with their Papua and watching our show.
00:07:11And I request our great guests to come in their own forms.
00:07:16Today is our last day.
00:07:19Let's go.
00:07:22See you.
00:07:24We started with Bollywood superstar Ranbir Kapoor and his family.
00:07:29And today, on the occasion of the finale, another superstar is coming here with his family.
00:07:33So, please welcome Mr. Karthik Aryan and his mother, Mrs. Mala Tiwari.
00:07:56Welcome, my bro.
00:08:04Karthik aunty, welcome to the show.
00:08:07Aunty, she always comes to our show.
00:08:09Whenever Karthik comes, she comes more than Karthik.
00:08:12But today, she has come here as a celebrity.
00:08:15You look so beautiful outside.
00:08:17Girls were talking outside.
00:08:18I was wondering which girl Karthik came with, wearing a black dress.
00:08:21They are used to seeing Karthik with girls.
00:08:28Your mic is on.
00:08:30I can hear it.
00:08:33Karthik's father and his sister are also here.
00:08:36Welcome.
00:08:40You must be wondering why uncle is sitting down and aunty is sitting on top.
00:08:43See, aunty is very good at talking.
00:08:46Although, uncle was also good at talking.
00:08:48I don't know why he has become quiet after marriage.
00:08:52Archana ji is also very good at talking.
00:08:54That's why she is sitting on the chair.
00:08:55When her husband came, he was also sitting here.
00:08:58And whatever he says here, he gets the chair.
00:09:01And you have got it.
00:09:03Welcome.
00:09:05A big round of applause for our guests.
00:09:11Today, Karthik has come to our show for the first time with his mother.
00:09:14When a son is so successful and his mother is sitting on the same stage with him,
00:09:19it is a proud moment for both the mother and son.
00:09:22Absolutely.
00:09:25In childhood, when parents take their children to someone's house,
00:09:30they don't want to do mischief there.
00:09:32They don't want to break anyone's flower pot.
00:09:34But when these children grow up, they start teaching their parents,
00:09:37that don't speak like this there.
00:09:39Did Karthik do anything like this today?
00:09:41He did.
00:09:42He did?
00:09:43He did it before coming to the show.
00:09:44What did he say?
00:09:45Mom, don't open my pole.
00:09:48Didn't he say, this is also my son's show, I can say whatever I want?
00:09:50Yes, I said it.
00:09:51And I know Kapil since so many days.
00:09:53I have met him as many times as you have met him.
00:09:55I can say anything to you.
00:09:56Absolutely.
00:09:57And I will speak the truth.
00:09:59I will not say anything other than the truth.
00:10:05Okay, after listening to this line,
00:10:07Karthik's father's lips have dried up.
00:10:10He will say something about me.
00:10:13Agal, how are you today?
00:10:17He is quiet.
00:10:18How are you feeling?
00:10:20As a husband of a celebrity, how are you feeling?
00:10:27No, I am feeling very good.
00:10:31He is here.
00:10:33I am feeling very good.
00:10:34Say whatever is coming from inside, papa.
00:10:37I have got such a good wife,
00:10:39nothing is better than this.
00:10:44Do you say this at home?
00:10:45No, no.
00:10:46He never says this at home.
00:10:50Your uncle's eyebrows reached here.
00:10:52What did you open?
00:10:54Once you saw carefully,
00:10:55this is my wife.
00:10:58But really, I am not lying.
00:11:01Karthik, your mother sitting with you
00:11:04does not look like your mother at all.
00:11:06It looks like your friend is sitting with you.
00:11:08Thank you, thank you.
00:11:09You look so beautiful.
00:11:13After listening to all these compliments,
00:11:14Dr. Sir is inside.
00:11:16This is fine.
00:11:17My choice is best.
00:11:20Mala ji's husband,
00:11:21does she get ready like this for you too?
00:11:24Today she is ready for Kapil's show.
00:11:26She is ready for her son.
00:11:28Does she get ready for you too, Mala ji?
00:11:30Whoever she gets ready for, I see.
00:11:39Karthik, you have come to the show for the first time with your mother.
00:11:41Are you getting the show feel
00:11:42or do you think I have come to a parent-teacher meeting?
00:11:47I have never been so nervous as I am today.
00:11:49So that your mother doesn't say anything.
00:11:50So that she doesn't say anything.
00:11:51So that she doesn't say anything else.
00:11:53My sister is also sitting there.
00:11:54Everyone, the whole family is here.
00:11:56That's what we want.
00:11:57So that she says something.
00:11:59And yes, you people must be busy.
00:12:01Yes, absolutely.
00:12:02My mother has gone to Punjab today.
00:12:04When she sees your episode,
00:12:05she is going to catch me.
00:12:06You called Karthik's mother,
00:12:07why didn't you call me on stage?
00:12:11Normally, it happens that
00:12:12if the father is busy,
00:12:13then the mother goes to the children's school.
00:12:15If the mother is busy, then the father goes.
00:12:17You both are doctors
00:12:18and you both are very busy.
00:12:19Who used to go to Karthik's school?
00:12:21I used to go.
00:12:22You used to go?
00:12:23Uncle didn't go?
00:12:24Why?
00:12:25He used to be very busy with me.
00:12:26I used to go because
00:12:27I used to teach both of them.
00:12:29I had to find out
00:12:30what they had performed.
00:12:32And I was very strict too.
00:12:34Let me tell you once
00:12:35that I used to follow him so much
00:12:37that whether he was studying or not.
00:12:39In his 10th or 12th,
00:12:41there was an exam going batch.
00:12:42Coaching was going on.
00:12:43So he used to go for coaching.
00:12:46I had told sir that
00:12:47if he doesn't come,
00:12:48then you call me and let me know.
00:12:50Then I will see what I will do to him.
00:12:52Correct.
00:12:53If he didn't go 2-3 times,
00:12:54then sir called me.
00:12:55Oh.
00:12:56He is not coming, madam.
00:12:57He is not coming.
00:12:58So he left.
00:12:59Mom, I am going for coaching.
00:13:00And I followed him.
00:13:01He didn't know
00:13:02that I was following him.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:04I went there and saw
00:13:05that he went in some other direction.
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:08And one of them
00:13:09entered the shop.
00:13:10It wasn't a shop.
00:13:11Actually, it was a mill.
00:13:12The one that grinds wheat.
00:13:14Behind that,
00:13:15these two friends went.
00:13:16I also followed them.
00:13:18So there I saw
00:13:19that there was a screen.
00:13:21All the kids were sitting
00:13:22and playing video games.
00:13:23Oh.
00:13:25I got scared seeing this.
00:13:27I said,
00:13:28I asked the mill guy
00:13:29why are you taking care of the kids.
00:13:30He said,
00:13:31you take care of your kids.
00:13:32I said,
00:13:33he is right.
00:13:35I took them all the way.
00:13:37Mom, no.
00:13:38Look, mom, no.
00:13:39Mom, no.
00:13:40I said, no.
00:13:41Yes.
00:13:42And after reaching there,
00:13:43I was so frustrated
00:13:44and so angry
00:13:45that I didn't know what to do.
00:13:46So I wore a sari
00:13:47and took off my sandals.
00:13:48I took off my sandals.
00:13:49Every Indian.
00:13:50And whatever I hit,
00:13:51I hit him hard.
00:13:52We have dogs.
00:13:53We are dog lovers.
00:13:54All the dogs
00:13:55kept barking here and there.
00:13:57I hit Koki a lot.
00:13:59Did you beat him up?
00:14:05You didn't have to tell me
00:14:07in such detail.
00:14:09I was thinking
00:14:10that the one who spies on her son
00:14:12is a doctor.
00:14:13What would you have done?
00:14:17Have you ever checked a doctor?
00:14:19He is going to the clinic.
00:14:20Have you ever checked him?
00:14:21I trust him.
00:14:22I don't trust him.
00:14:28Dad is Kartik's doctor.
00:14:30Mom is a doctor.
00:14:31Little sister Kritika
00:14:32is also a doctor.
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:34Mom is a doctor.
00:14:35Dad is a doctor.
00:14:36Sister is a doctor.
00:14:37Was he more talented
00:14:38that's why he became an actor
00:14:39or was he more useless
00:14:40that's why he became an actor?
00:14:41No.
00:14:42He had a lot of craze.
00:14:43He had a passion.
00:14:44Since childhood.
00:14:45Since childhood.
00:14:46He never told us about it.
00:14:47When did he tell you
00:14:48that he wanted to become an actor?
00:14:49When he got
00:14:50Pyaar Ka Panchnama.
00:14:52He cracked the audition.
00:14:54At that time
00:14:55I was thinking
00:14:56that he has gone to study.
00:14:57He has 80-80.
00:14:58She always thinks
00:14:59that I have gone to study.
00:15:02Allowed to keep term.
00:15:03He used to fail.
00:15:04Allowed to keep term is coming.
00:15:05I thought
00:15:06I don't know why.
00:15:07Mom, I fell sick.
00:15:08It happened once or twice.
00:15:09Then
00:15:10his phone rang.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:12While crying.
00:15:13Mom, I got it.
00:15:14I cracked the audition.
00:15:15I am getting a movie.
00:15:16He was crying
00:15:17that he got a movie.
00:15:18I started crying.
00:15:19He said,
00:15:20why are you crying?
00:15:21I said,
00:15:22I am crying because
00:15:23you got a movie.
00:15:24I want you to study
00:15:25and become a doctor.
00:15:30I never wanted
00:15:31I never wanted
00:15:32I wanted
00:15:33that someone
00:15:34become a doctor
00:15:35or an engineer.
00:15:36He is an engineer.
00:15:37I think.
00:15:38He is an engineer.
00:15:39He is an engineer.
00:15:40He is an engineer.
00:15:45He gets 80 in every semester.
00:15:47Then I took him
00:15:48to his principal.
00:15:49College principal.
00:15:50I said,
00:15:51sir,
00:15:52please make him understand
00:15:53that study is so important.
00:15:54At least take a degree.
00:15:55So, he told him
00:15:56to do Karthik.
00:15:57So, he completed
00:15:584 year course
00:15:59in 10 or 8 years.
00:16:00No, 5 years.
00:16:01No, he couldn't do it.
00:16:0210 years.
00:16:035 or 6 years.
00:16:04He is a genius.
00:16:08I will become a teacher
00:16:09in 10 years.
00:16:10I used to leave
00:16:11my work
00:16:12and teach him.
00:16:13I used to come and
00:16:14sit and tell him
00:16:15to study.
00:16:16At that time,
00:16:17Aakash Mani
00:16:18was shooting.
00:16:19So,
00:16:20you took your
00:16:21third hand car.
00:16:22We used to go in that.
00:16:23Third hand?
00:16:24We are going
00:16:25to D.Y. Patil.
00:16:26You listen,
00:16:27I am telling him
00:16:28a good story.
00:16:30Then?
00:16:31He is going to D.Y. Patil.
00:16:32He is driving.
00:16:33I am sitting
00:16:34next to him
00:16:35and telling him
00:16:36that this is important.
00:16:37This is important.
00:16:38I was sitting
00:16:39in the car for 3 hours
00:16:40when his paper
00:16:41got over.
00:16:42Navi Mumbai
00:16:43is very far.
00:16:44How will you
00:16:45come back?
00:16:46When I came back,
00:16:47I asked him
00:16:48what did you write?
00:16:49He said,
00:16:50I wrote
00:16:51Aakash Mani's
00:16:52story.
00:16:53The story
00:16:54of Panch Lama 2.
00:16:55After Panch Lama 2,
00:16:56I wrote
00:16:57the story
00:16:58of the movie.
00:16:59When you saw
00:17:00the first film,
00:17:01Karthik,
00:17:02it was a hit.
00:17:03Then you thought
00:17:04it was my son's decision.
00:17:05Then it must have hit.
00:17:06It hit after a long time.
00:17:07After a long time.
00:17:10Mothers are like that.
00:17:11My mother
00:17:12wants my son
00:17:13to become a doctor
00:17:14or an engineer.
00:17:15My mother
00:17:16also wanted that.
00:17:19She said,
00:17:20you should become a doctor.
00:17:21I said,
00:17:22my father was a doctor.
00:17:23How can I become a doctor?
00:17:26I didn't understand
00:17:27the third hand.
00:17:28Actually,
00:17:29the person
00:17:30I took it from,
00:17:31bought a car.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36So, it was like that.
00:17:37But let me tell you
00:17:38the story
00:17:39of the third hand car.
00:17:40Yes.
00:17:41The thing is,
00:17:42there are red carpets
00:17:43and awards.
00:17:44I used to go
00:17:45to them
00:17:46in an auto rickshaw.
00:17:47Nothing happened then.
00:17:48So,
00:17:49I got it fixed
00:17:50and bought this car.
00:17:51Now,
00:17:52this car
00:17:53started troubling me
00:17:54because
00:17:55its driving seat
00:17:56didn't open.
00:17:59There were two things.
00:18:00In the driving seat,
00:18:01if you go to the red carpet
00:18:02or any award show,
00:18:04if you find the valet
00:18:05by mistake,
00:18:06it's great.
00:18:07So, the car
00:18:08will open the door.
00:18:09First,
00:18:10if he goes to open it,
00:18:11I'll stop him
00:18:12and tell him not to open it.
00:18:13And I'm leaving.
00:18:14So, I used to jump
00:18:15from there
00:18:16in my coat.
00:18:17I used to jump from there
00:18:18and come out.
00:18:19I used to tell him
00:18:20to go from here.
00:18:21He used to go from here.
00:18:22I used to tell him
00:18:23not to open it.
00:18:24The door will break.
00:18:25He used to park the car.
00:18:26And in the rain,
00:18:27there was seepage
00:18:28in the car.
00:18:29Oh, my God!
00:18:30So,
00:18:31I had to be careful
00:18:32not to fall down.
00:18:33So, I had to drive
00:18:34in different ways.
00:18:35So,
00:18:36it was a unique problem.
00:18:37You should have
00:18:38taken a motorcycle
00:18:39and made him do it four times.
00:18:43But,
00:18:44aunty,
00:18:45who is mischievous
00:18:46between the two?
00:18:47Kritika or Karthik?
00:18:48He is.
00:18:49He is more mischievous?
00:18:50He is mischievous
00:18:51and he bullies a lot.
00:18:52He bullies?
00:18:53He used to bully him.
00:18:54Kittu.
00:18:55Yes.
00:18:56Let me tell you
00:18:57one more thing.
00:18:58Yes.
00:18:59Yes.
00:19:00Tell us.
00:19:01Tell us.
00:19:05I will tell you
00:19:06two incidents.
00:19:11Karthik is gone.
00:19:14We had a clinic.
00:19:15You know,
00:19:16in a small city,
00:19:17there is glass everywhere.
00:19:18You can see outside
00:19:19who is coming
00:19:20and who is not.
00:19:21So, he knew
00:19:22that if mom was there,
00:19:23she would see
00:19:24and if Kittu was leaving,
00:19:25she would see.
00:19:26So, he used to
00:19:27make him wear
00:19:28a monkey cap
00:19:29during winters.
00:19:30Oh.
00:19:31He used to make
00:19:32big sweaters.
00:19:33He used to say
00:19:34that if the clinic is
00:19:35on this side of the road,
00:19:36then it will go
00:19:37that side of the road.
00:19:38He used to send him
00:19:39to buy pastries
00:19:40on foot.
00:19:41Oh.
00:19:42He used to buy
00:19:43and give it to him.
00:19:44He didn't share it with him.
00:19:45He used to eat it.
00:19:46He used to order it from him.
00:19:47He used to order it from him.
00:19:48After that,
00:19:49when…
00:19:50What a selfish man you are.
00:19:51Yes.
00:19:53I was getting him
00:19:54to do cardio,
00:19:55health
00:19:56and he was
00:19:57eating sugar.
00:19:58I was eating sugar.
00:19:59He is a little sister.
00:20:00If he would have given
00:20:01a little pastry,
00:20:02what would have happened?
00:20:03No.
00:20:04It's not the whole truth.
00:20:05Yes.
00:20:06He used to get
00:20:07two pastries
00:20:08from which
00:20:09he used to get
00:20:101.5
00:20:11and she used to take
00:20:12half of it.
00:20:13She used to get
00:20:14half of it.
00:20:15She used to get
00:20:16half of it.
00:20:17She used to get
00:20:18half of it.
00:20:19He used to change
00:20:20his sweater
00:20:21after an hour.
00:20:22He used to change
00:20:23his sweater
00:20:24after an hour.
00:20:26Then,
00:20:27she used to take
00:20:28a cable wire
00:20:29and go.
00:20:30So,
00:20:31he used to
00:20:32put a cable wire
00:20:33and go inside
00:20:34and watch TV.
00:20:35He used to
00:20:36make her stand outside.
00:20:37Even then,
00:20:38she became a doctor.
00:20:39Even then,
00:20:40she became a doctor.
00:20:41After working so hard.
00:20:43He used to tell me
00:20:44when my mother
00:20:45would come.
00:20:46That's it.
00:20:47She didn't tell me
00:20:48the whole story.
00:20:49She also used to
00:20:50watch TV for some time.
00:20:51I used to stand outside.
00:20:52She is telling
00:20:53half of the story
00:20:54and I used to
00:20:55wear the other
00:20:56sweater.
00:21:00It's so much fun
00:21:01to remember
00:21:02such childhood stories.
00:21:03Shall I tell you
00:21:04one thing?
00:21:05The whole family
00:21:06actually,
00:21:07let me tell you
00:21:08the whole world.
00:21:09For example,
00:21:10there is an aunt
00:21:11who is a gyno.
00:21:12So, before
00:21:13the baby is born,
00:21:14she does gyno.
00:21:15After that,
00:21:16when the baby
00:21:17is born,
00:21:18she is the
00:21:19specialist
00:21:20of the baby.
00:21:21After the baby is born,
00:21:22the patient
00:21:23is the specialist
00:21:24of the baby.
00:21:25Kartik has taken
00:21:26the responsibility
00:21:27of entertaining
00:21:28the patient.
00:21:29The whole family
00:21:30has taken care
00:21:31of everything
00:21:32in India.
00:21:33No, no.
00:21:34In between,
00:21:35if she had
00:21:36any skin problem,
00:21:37the dermatologist
00:21:38would have come.
00:21:39Kritika,
00:21:40sometimes,
00:21:41my skin turns
00:21:42two colors.
00:21:43I mean,
00:21:44I don't know.
00:21:45The side where
00:21:46the gyno gets slapped,
00:21:47it turns red.
00:21:48Isn't it?
00:21:49That's why
00:21:50I am saying
00:21:51Mr. Parmeen's
00:21:52promotions were
00:21:53pretty in today's time.
00:22:04You took two seconds
00:22:05to think about it
00:22:06and said CUT.
00:22:08Ohhh!
00:22:09I heard something
00:22:10about you,
00:22:11Kartik.
00:22:12Haan.
00:22:13When you had
00:22:14moved to Mumbai,
00:22:15so you missed
00:22:16your mom so much
00:22:17that you used
00:22:18to be scared
00:22:19of being alone.
00:22:20Is that correct?
00:22:21to live in Mumbai.
00:22:22So, I was a little scared at that time.
00:22:24Also, because I was coming to the industry for the first time.
00:22:27I had in mind that I would do something in Bollywood
00:22:30or do a Hindi film or something like that.
00:22:33But I never thought that...
00:22:35My mom used to think that I was studying in D.Y. Patil College.
00:22:40So, she used to think that I was going to stay in a hostel.
00:22:44I used to think that I won't get a film there.
00:22:46Bollywood stories are also very weird.
00:22:49So, I used to be a little scared.
00:22:52At that time, I was a little scared.
00:22:54But eventually, when I started coming to this industry
00:22:57and got to know about it,
00:22:59I realized that bad stories come out everywhere.
00:23:04But actually, the good stories are that I got a chance here.
00:23:07A lot of people like me get a chance here.
00:23:10People who come from outside and want to work here.
00:23:14In fact, I think you did that work here.
00:23:16You have entertained everyone so well.
00:23:20And from nowhere to now, having your own show
00:23:23and being number one at it.
00:23:24I mean, it's a very big story.
00:23:26Thank you so much.
00:23:30But initially, you used to stay in a flat
00:23:33where a lot of boys used to live together.
00:23:35Yes, there were 12 boys.
00:23:36Wow.
00:23:37And basically, four boys used to live in a room.
00:23:41It was like a mahada.
00:23:44Same, bro. Same.
00:23:45Same.
00:23:47We used to sleep together.
00:23:48So, we used to sleep in the same room.
00:23:52But the room was so small.
00:23:53We used to sleep so close together.
00:23:54We used to have the same dreams.
00:23:58So, there were 12 boys.
00:24:00Exactly.
00:24:01And all your friends were in the same line.
00:24:03Some wanted to become a writer.
00:24:05Some wanted to become a director.
00:24:07Most of them wanted to become actors.
00:24:08And actually, they didn't even know about it in the first year.
00:24:11I didn't tell them and I didn't tell them either.
00:24:13What did they think? What did you want to become?
00:24:15I basically came to Kokila Ben to do an internship.
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:18I had said this.
00:24:20Because I used to live in Lokhandwala.
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:21And there was Kokila Ben Hospital nearby.
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:24So, I used to tell them that I go there in the morning
00:24:26and come back at night.
00:24:28I am doing an internship in biotech.
00:24:30So, they used to think that after one and a half years,
00:24:32my Panchnama...
00:24:32Because I didn't know that at that time,
00:24:35there was no Panchnama of love.
00:24:36Right.
00:24:37It was a film of new people.
00:24:39It was made in a small budget.
00:24:41No one knew anyone.
00:24:42All of us were new.
00:24:43Right.
00:24:44So, I thought that it had happened to me once or twice
00:24:47that I got a film and suddenly it didn't take off.
00:24:51So, later it happens that you become a hero.
00:24:53I didn't want that taunt.
00:24:55So, I never said that during the Panchnama.
00:24:58So, when Panchnama finally happened with the right producers
00:25:01and when its first trailer came,
00:25:04I showed it to all my roommates for the first time.
00:25:10They must have been shocked.
00:25:11They were shocked.
00:25:12So, I told them that I was doing this for a year.
00:25:14I was not in any hospital.
00:25:16And they were happy.
00:25:17They were really happy that one of us...
00:25:20But you know, Kartik's pain of not telling anyone.
00:25:24All of us who come from a small city,
00:25:26we have to hide it sometimes.
00:25:28We must have troubled them in our childhood in our city.
00:25:30If we don't do anything,
00:25:32we will meet the same uncle while brushing our teeth.
00:25:35As soon as you reach there,
00:25:36you will say,
00:25:37did you find Madhuri Dixit?
00:25:39Did you find her?
00:25:42They don't let us live.
00:25:44Yes.
00:25:45But from that story till now,
00:25:48I am telling you from my experience.
00:25:50My daughter is four years old.
00:25:51Four years.
00:25:52And I am telling you about a year ago.
00:25:53When Anayra was three years old.
00:25:54She doesn't know about films.
00:25:57But she has seen your song on iPad many times.
00:26:01Sometimes, we have to show it.
00:26:02We don't eat food.
00:26:03I don't promote this.
00:26:06I don't show iPad to children.
00:26:07But yes, I told my wife,
00:26:09why don't we show iPad to our children?
00:26:11We shouldn't show it.
00:26:11She said, then you show it to them.
00:26:13They don't eat it.
00:26:15She thinks my father knows everyone.
00:26:18Yes.
00:26:19She said, father,
00:26:20ask Kartik to talk to Karan.
00:26:21I said, what?
00:26:23You already know.
00:26:25I said, son, he is busy shooting.
00:26:27She said, no, ask him to call me.
00:26:29I am a four-year-old girl.
00:26:31I messaged Kartik.
00:26:32I said, bro, whenever you are free, please call me.
00:26:34Kartik is so sweet.
00:26:34When I called him,
00:26:35he said, I am Kartik.
00:26:36I said, father, ask him to play the video.
00:26:38Oh, my God.
00:26:41Then Kartik..
00:26:43Then Kartik called me.
00:26:45Then he saw..
00:26:46Oh, my God.
00:26:46I talked to him.
00:26:47I talked to him.
00:26:47Then he hung up.
00:26:48Brother, you did it.
00:26:50What is the problem for me?
00:26:52The next day, she said, father,
00:26:54ask Peppa Pig to talk to me.
00:26:56Don't you know cartoon?
00:26:58He is a cartoon.
00:27:01I said, what should I say to him?
00:27:02But so sweet, bro.
00:27:03You called and she was very happy.
00:27:09Kartik, whenever he does a film,
00:27:12whenever he flirts with a deer,
00:27:13whenever he does a film with a deer,
00:27:16sometimes he gets a link-up.
00:27:19Yes.
00:27:20Do you ignore it as a rumour
00:27:23or do you confirm it once?
00:27:24Do you check Kartik's phone once?
00:27:26I used to do it.
00:27:27I don't do it now because I know
00:27:28that he is a rumour.
00:27:29I don't do it now.
00:27:30Still, check it.
00:27:31Sometimes, it is true.
00:27:36But you have thought, Mr. Maharaj,
00:27:38that will you get an arranged marriage
00:27:40or will Kartik choose his bride himself?
00:27:42Actually, it is in the minds of big people
00:27:44that what kind of girl do you want for Kartik?
00:27:46For example, you are a doctor.
00:27:47You are a basic doctor.
00:27:49Or you are an actress.
00:27:50Or you are from some other industry.
00:27:52To be honest, I want a doctor girl.
00:27:57You want a doctor girl.
00:28:02Can't you try another one or can you?
00:28:04No, I can.
00:28:06No, there is no such thing as love marriage
00:28:07or arranged marriage.
00:28:08Nowadays, all the kids do it as per their wish.
00:28:11So, I don't have any such thing.
00:28:12And both of them should be happy.
00:28:13Yes, absolutely.
00:28:14As parents.
00:28:15Absolutely.
00:28:15Your mother and you have also done a love marriage.
00:28:20Ma'am, did you get married to your doctor
00:28:22through a love marriage or an arranged marriage?
00:28:23Arranged marriage.
00:28:24Arranged marriage.
00:28:25We were engaged for one and a half years.
00:28:27He didn't even write a single letter.
00:28:33Really?
00:28:35At that time, we didn't have a mobile phone.
00:28:37I used to write a letter.
00:28:38We used to go to England.
00:28:40I used to write a letter once.
00:28:41And after two or three months,
00:28:42he used to reply to it after a lot of thinking.
00:28:44He doesn't like love marriage.
00:28:45I mean, he doesn't want to do a love marriage.
00:28:47He doesn't want to do a love marriage.
00:28:49He was so fond of my engagement.
00:28:54So, why would he want to do a love marriage?
00:28:55Actually, I wrote a reply to the letter.
00:28:59I tore it and threw it away.
00:29:00I didn't give it to him.
00:29:03Why did you tear the letter?
00:29:04I mean, I used to write a letter.
00:29:06But I didn't give it to him.
00:29:07Take out some time and tell us
00:29:09what was written in the letter.
00:29:10Let them know
00:29:12what your feelings were at that time.
00:29:14It's a very old story.
00:29:20You know, when Kartik comes,
00:29:22the percentage of girls in our audience is more.
00:29:25You know what is hidden from you.
00:29:28So, there is something.
00:29:29I mean, shall I call him if you say so?
00:29:30Yes.
00:29:31Okay.
00:29:32A lot of Kartik's fans are present here.
00:29:34You can put your relationship
00:29:36in front of Kartik's mother.
00:29:39Let's see what happens.
00:29:40If I have the courage.
00:29:41Yes, you can.
00:29:43So, one, two and three.
00:29:45And.. I thought uncle will also raise his hand.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:48One, two, three, four.
00:29:49Okay, please come.
00:29:57Hello.
00:30:01Hello.
00:30:05So, what is your name?
00:30:07My name is Dr. Rhea Jagasya.
00:30:09Doctor.
00:30:10Doctor.
00:30:14Please come.
00:30:15Please come.
00:30:16Come, sir.
00:30:17Here you go.
00:30:18You can do this for your relationship.
00:30:20First, ask her what kind of doctor she is.
00:30:23She is not a PhD doctor.
00:30:24I am a physiotherapist.
00:30:25Physiotherapist.
00:30:26Yes, and I am also practicing
00:30:28chiropractic and osteopathy.
00:30:31Do you want to ask something?
00:30:32Do you want to ask something?
00:30:33No, she keeps calling me a physiotherapist.
00:30:35Yes, yes.
00:30:41She is a physiotherapist.
00:30:42Right, aunty, right.
00:30:43Correct?
00:30:44So, it's a perfect match.
00:30:46The first is a perfect match.
00:30:47So, we don't need..
00:30:48So, it's a deal, understood?
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:51You need a physio at all times, right?
00:30:53I will take your appointment.
00:30:54Done.
00:30:55My appointment is done.
00:30:56Mom has said it.
00:30:57No, no, not yet.
00:30:59Aunty has.. Aunty is acknowledging competition.
00:31:02So, that's good.
00:31:03Riya, where are you from?
00:31:03I am from Mumbai.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06And in fact, I came to your show 10 years ago.
00:31:09Okay.
00:31:09When I was studying physiotherapy.
00:31:10Okay.
00:31:11Even I was not married 5 years ago.
00:31:12Then why didn't you raise your hand?
00:31:15I did. I was there on the show.
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:18But you said, finish your studies and then come.
00:31:21Oh, now she has come.
00:31:22You told me that.
00:31:23Thank you, you are very sweet.
00:31:25Come, ma'am.
00:31:25What is your name?
00:31:26My name is Shaurya Singh.
00:31:28Shaurya, where are you from?
00:31:29I am also from Mumbai.
00:31:30Okay.
00:31:31So, what do you do?
00:31:31I am a content creator.
00:31:33I am an influencer.
00:31:34Oh, super.
00:31:35So, I want to tell him that I think I am a perfect match for him.
00:31:39Because I want to do a lifetime collaboration with him.
00:31:43And..
00:31:45Collaboration means lifetime..
00:31:47Do you want to make it real?
00:31:48No, no.
00:31:49We do partnerships on Insta.
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:52I want to do a lifetime collaboration with him.
00:31:54You want to do a real and real collaboration.
00:31:55Yes, both.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:57I am saying that if our relationship is formed..
00:31:59..then it will be beneficial for him.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:01And I think it will be beneficial for the entire family.
00:32:03Why?
00:32:04Now look, if he goes for a shoot..
00:32:07..I will make a reel with him, of course.
00:32:09But when his mother will be at home..
00:32:11..I will make his world-famous recipes viral as well, right?
00:32:15Yes.
00:32:16He will make everyone's reel.
00:32:17Yes, he will make everyone's reel.
00:32:18He will make everyone's reel.
00:32:20So, have you come to make a family or a reel?
00:32:23I will make a reel for him as well.
00:32:25I will make a reel for him as well.
00:32:27If I come to know that it is not a reel..
00:32:28..then I will make a reel for everyone.
00:32:30But thank you. Thank you, my dear.
00:32:31What is your name, ma'am?
00:32:32Hi, sir.
00:32:33Hi, Kartik.
00:32:34Hello, ma'am.
00:32:35My name is Dr. Sunita.
00:32:37Dr. Sunita.
00:32:41Doctor.
00:32:42Wow.
00:32:43Now look.
00:32:43I have a little higher level.
00:32:45I am a surgeon.
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:47Oh, she has a higher level.
00:32:50What do you mean by higher level?
00:32:51What do you mean by higher level?
00:32:52Your clinic is on the first floor.
00:32:54I have an MD.
00:32:56No, I have two clinics.
00:32:57One in Mahe and one in Kandivali.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:01And in my entire family, ma'am..
00:33:03..all the ladies are doctors.
00:33:05Wow.
00:33:06Okay. Wow.
00:33:07Except my mom.
00:33:08My sisters, my sister-in-law..
00:33:10..we all belong to the family of doctor-engineers.
00:33:13Like you.
00:33:14And both.. I mean, all are MDs.
00:33:16All are like top-notch doctors.
00:33:18Leading.
00:33:19Even my younger sister..
00:33:20..she is the third ranker of Karnataka.
00:33:22She is a Rajiv Gandhi University dropper.
00:33:23Oh.
00:33:24So..
00:33:26A very accomplished family just like yours.
00:33:27And we are also vegetarians.
00:33:29And since you are from Tiwari and we are from Pal..
00:33:32..so..
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:34..we are compatible from everywhere.
00:33:35Compatibility.
00:33:36So now you want that Pal will take care of Tiwari.
00:33:40So in the Pal family, sir, ladies are quite accomplished.
00:33:43Our entire family is known for ladies..
00:33:45..because we are powerhouse.
00:33:47And you know, the family belongs to the ladies.
00:33:50Even in our family, all the ladies are taking care.
00:33:53So..
00:33:53And secondly, apart from that, I am also a model.
00:33:56I do runways.
00:33:57I have done shows in Dubai and Sri Lanka.
00:33:59Wow.
00:34:00And such.
00:34:00And my profile is quite big.
00:34:02And I am..
00:34:03What salary do you expect?
00:34:07She..
00:34:08I mean, she told us about her resume.
00:34:11But thank you, doctor.
00:34:13You are so qualified.
00:34:15Yes.
00:34:15Our son is educated like you.
00:34:16Yes.
00:34:19No, no, sir.
00:34:20No, no, sir.
00:34:21Actually, in our family, my brother and father are also engineers.
00:34:26Is there a normal person in your family who..
00:34:32But you are on our level.
00:34:35No, so we will have to match.
00:34:36Because they are a super power family.
00:34:38But what kind of a boy are you?
00:34:39I mean, after seeing Karthik, you are already impromptu.
00:34:41I think you had already thought about it.
00:34:42No, it's a royalty.
00:34:43It's a..
00:34:44The prestige or the honour..
00:34:46..the background he belongs to.
00:34:48So our family compliments him a little.
00:34:50So I thought, maybe, I feel, I feel..
00:34:51I think you haven't seen our background yet.
00:34:59You know, Gwalior is made of sandalwood.
00:35:00So it's made of sandalwood.
00:35:03Thank you, doctor.
00:35:04Thank you so much.
00:35:06We have our last contestant left.
00:35:07Hello.
00:35:08Come.
00:35:08Come.
00:35:08Hello, hi.
00:35:09Hello.
00:35:09Hello.
00:35:10Please have a seat.
00:35:11What is your name?
00:35:11I am Sanjana Parak.
00:35:13Sanjana, what do you do?
00:35:14I work with my dad.
00:35:15I am in construction.
00:35:16Oh, wow.
00:35:16What did you say?
00:35:17I am not..
00:35:20Dad's business..
00:35:20Dad's business is in construction.
00:35:22So I help him out in that.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24Okay, okay.
00:35:24So you are the main builder.
00:35:25Yes.
00:35:26Okay.
00:35:28So yeah.
00:35:28Tell me more.
00:35:32So I think, Kartik, the problem in your life..
00:35:34..is that you haven't found the right girl.
00:35:35Yes, yes.
00:35:36So I think..
00:35:37You have..
00:35:40You have told the whole world that he has that problem.
00:35:43So I think I will be a very understanding person.
00:35:45I will never check your phone.
00:35:47So you can talk to whomever you want.
00:35:49You can party as much as you want.
00:35:50Done.
00:35:55Can you say this to my wife in front of the camera?
00:35:59That you don't have to check your phone.
00:36:01Why do you have to do that?
00:36:02I have so much trust.
00:36:03So it's okay.
00:36:04You should never check anyone's phone.
00:36:05I mean..
00:36:09Has the matter reached the High Court?
00:36:11Yes, it has.
00:36:11The verdict will be out in a while.
00:36:13Then we will tell you.
00:36:14A big round of applause for these girls.
00:36:17Thank you, girls.
00:36:18Thank you so much for coming.
00:36:19Come.
00:36:23Okay, can I tell you something?
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:26I am going to reveal it for the first time on my show.
00:36:28What?
00:36:29It's not that there is no one in Kartik's life.
00:36:31Oh.
00:36:32There is someone whom he loves so much..
00:36:34..that he is so close to his heart..
00:36:36..that he runs to her in one voice.
00:36:38She comes and sits with him whenever she wants.
00:36:41She doesn't even see that her parents are sitting next to her.
00:36:43She goes to her bedroom alone.
00:36:46Today, we want to introduce you to someone.
00:36:48Please welcome, Katori Aryan.
00:36:50Oh, Katori.
00:36:52I think you will have to bring her.
00:36:53I will bring her.
00:37:02Oh, there she is.
00:37:04Wow.
00:37:06Wow.
00:37:17This is her Katori.
00:37:19Katori.
00:37:21Hi, Katori. Welcome.
00:37:26I thought she was matching.
00:37:27Hi, baby.
00:37:28Hi, baby. How are you?
00:37:31Today is a historic day for our show..
00:37:33..because Katori is the first guest..
00:37:35..whose name is not in any film.
00:37:37She has never played any sport..
00:37:39..nor has she launched a book.
00:37:41Nor is she a motivational speaker.
00:37:42But she is so cute.
00:37:43A big round of applause.
00:37:44No, no, no.
00:37:46Come. Come here.
00:37:47You sit in the lap.
00:37:48Yes, I will sit here.
00:37:49Let me tell you something. Katori is not an ordinary girl.
00:37:52When she made her Instagram account..
00:37:54..within 24 hours, she had 9,000 to 10,000 followers.
00:37:58And now she has more than 1.5 lakh followers.
00:38:00My God.
00:38:02Katori, we are talking about you.
00:38:05Kartik, tell me something. Katori is a lovely name.
00:38:07It's a very unique name. I have never heard it.
00:38:09How did you name her?
00:38:10Actually, when she came home..
00:38:13..she was this big.
00:38:14Actually, she was in my hand.
00:38:16So the first word that came out was Katori.
00:38:20So I thought of naming her Katori.
00:38:22So that's how she became Katori.
00:38:25She is very cute.
00:38:28We have seen on social media many times..
00:38:31..that no matter what achievement Kartik has..
00:38:33..whether he buys a new car, becomes a film hit..
00:38:35..or goes to a festival..
00:38:36..he always celebrates all these moments with Katori.
00:38:39Yes.
00:38:40You understand that you are busy.
00:38:42Isn't it?
00:38:43Do you think we should look for a bowl for Katori?
00:38:48Let him do his homework.
00:38:50Let him do his homework.
00:38:51Shall I tell you something?
00:38:52When we came to know that Katori is coming..
00:38:54..our Chico..
00:38:55Chico.
00:38:57So Chico also started insisting..
00:38:58..that I also want to go. So I will call him.
00:39:00Chico.
00:39:06Look at him. So cute.
00:39:08Chico, come here.
00:39:09Who?
00:39:10Chico.
00:39:11Chico, come here.
00:39:12Who?
00:39:13Chico, look at this. Katori.
00:39:14Katori.
00:39:18He is running after the mic.
00:39:20He is my dog. He is running after the mic.
00:39:25Look, Chico. Listen to me carefully.
00:39:27Yes.
00:39:27Listen to me carefully.
00:39:28No one has ever thought about you in life.
00:39:30I have thought about you for the first time.
00:39:32A girl has come for you.
00:39:34Come. Look at her properly.
00:39:36Look at her properly.
00:39:37Come. Look at her properly. Talk to her.
00:39:39You don't do any work. You just lie down like a dog.
00:39:42Come here. Look at her.
00:39:44Look at Katori.
00:39:46Chico, I have tied her leash so that..
00:39:48..she doesn't run away.
00:39:49Yes, baby. Come here. Come here.
00:39:51He is after the owner.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:55Now both the boys and girls talk to each other.
00:39:58I will keep it here.
00:39:58Okay.
00:40:07Oh, Katori.
00:40:13Shut up, dog.
00:40:23Why are you getting angry?
00:40:27Is this the way to talk to a girl for the first time?
00:40:32I mean, can we do it for the second time?
00:40:36You are flirting a lot.
00:40:38I am doing what Kapil has taught me.
00:40:45You are talking too much.
00:40:47I am Kapil's dog. I will talk.
00:40:51I won't get a money order.
00:40:55By the way, do you go on a foreign shoot with Kartik?
00:41:00Yes. And you?
00:41:02We have been rotting here in Film City for the past 10 years.
00:41:07Come on. Let's go back.
00:41:08We will go out.
00:41:10That's it. He will talk.
00:41:12Take her, Kapil.
00:41:14Bye. Bye.
00:41:16Take Chico.
00:41:18Bye, Chico.
00:41:19Bye, Katori.
00:41:24A big round of applause.
00:41:32A big round of applause.
00:41:41All children are a mixture of parents.
00:41:43Some go to their parents. Some go to their father.
00:41:46Face to face.
00:41:47I want to ask you a few questions.
00:41:49In which matters did they spend more?
00:41:52Did Kartik spend more on you or on your uncle?
00:41:56On me.
00:41:58Do you spend more or less?
00:42:00More.
00:42:01He spends more.
00:42:02Doctor, you have been earning all your life.
00:42:07You should start spending too.
00:42:09Spend all your money.
00:42:11He spends on his profession.
00:42:14He spends on his diet, his clothes, his education.
00:42:19He doesn't spend on you?
00:42:20He got me a car.
00:42:22Really?
00:42:23He got me my first car on my birthday.
00:42:26He got me a car after I had a car accident.
00:42:30Before that... Let me tell you something.
00:42:32Before that...
00:42:33Tell us.
00:42:35It was our 25th marriage anniversary.
00:42:37Whatever. It was my and his father's anniversary.
00:42:40So...
00:42:45So...
00:42:46He was in Mumbai and she was with me in Gwalior.
00:42:48So both the kids decided that mom doesn't have a laptop.
00:42:51So we have to get her a laptop.
00:42:53So one of her friends told her to take Kittu and buy a laptop.
00:42:58So they went to buy a laptop.
00:42:59They didn't have money.
00:43:01Okay.
00:43:02So he gave her money.
00:43:03He got me a laptop.
00:43:04I was happy with it.
00:43:06But I gave him his money later.
00:43:09He was my gift.
00:43:13Look at her emotions.
00:43:15She gave him the laptop.
00:43:16Yes.
00:43:17Oh my God!
00:43:18If he wants anything after that,
00:43:22he will say, mom, I will get it for you.
00:43:25Okay.
00:43:26He wants it.
00:43:26It will be in my name.
00:43:29So that's how it goes.
00:43:32Who is he good at making excuses?
00:43:34Him.
00:43:35He makes a lot of excuses.
00:43:37He makes a lot of excuses.
00:43:38He will make excuses every minute.
00:43:40You won't even know that he is making excuses.
00:43:46Is Kartik stubborn?
00:43:48Very stubborn.
00:43:49Very stubborn.
00:43:50He is so stubborn that...
00:43:50Say something positive.
00:43:51No.
00:43:54Tell him something positive.
00:43:59Kartik, when we used to go for VCRs,
00:44:02or when we used to watch a romantic scene in our childhood,
00:44:06kids used to go for a drink.
00:44:08Now you are an actor.
00:44:10Now you are the only one who is making a film.
00:44:13If there is a romantic scene,
00:44:15do you go for a drink?
00:44:18We go for a drink.
00:44:26Wow, Kartik.
00:44:29I have also met Kartik after a long time.
00:44:32Kartik is always fit.
00:44:33But you look so sharp today.
00:44:35I saw you in the movie, Freddy.
00:44:37Before meeting you personally.
00:44:39You increased your weight in that movie.
00:44:40So you have become so sharp.
00:44:42I think it's because of the film, Chandu Champion,
00:44:45which I have just made.
00:44:46And it was going on for a year and a half or two years.
00:44:49Freddy was a film in which I had increased
00:44:5220-18 kgs of weight.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54I was told to increase 14-13 kgs.
00:44:56Okay.
00:44:57But I became so fond of eating that I increased it to 18-20 kgs.
00:45:01But to reduce that weight,
00:45:03because in Chandu Champion,
00:45:05the film was based on Murlikanth Pethkar.
00:45:08So when I was playing him,
00:45:09for that I had to use a sharp body language,
00:45:12or body type, or physical strength,
00:45:15or the kind of things he has done in life.
00:45:17Because of fitness, I had to give up all those things.
00:45:23In fact, I hadn't consumed sugar for almost a year and a half.
00:45:26Wow.
00:45:27I had to give up a lot of things for this film.
00:45:29But I think it was all worth it.
00:45:31The way the director, Kabir sir is.
00:45:38So, this Chandu Champion movie,
00:45:40I think this is the first time in your career
00:45:42that you are doing a biopic.
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:43And when you came to know about the story,
00:45:45it's such an amazing story.
00:45:46The story of a man who was in the army,
00:45:49and wanted to go to the Olympics.
00:45:51And how before that, there is a war,
00:45:54and one of his legs gets paralysed.
00:45:56And still that man doesn't give up.
00:45:58He goes to the Paralympics, and wins gold there.
00:46:01What a beautiful story.
00:46:06I don't normally ask this,
00:46:09until there is a trailer for the film.
00:46:10But a lot of your fans were asking you to ask Karthik,
00:46:14what other films are coming after Chandu Champion.
00:46:16The next film that will be released is Bhool Bhuleya 3.
00:46:20Okay.
00:46:21That...
00:46:25That shoot is still going on.
00:46:27Within two, couple of months, we are going to finish it.
00:46:29Okay.
00:46:30And it's really fun.
00:46:32I mean, the anticipation of the audience,
00:46:34you enjoy going to the set and working even more.
00:46:37And the same team is repeating again.
00:46:39After that, I am doing a film with Anurag Basu sir.
00:46:43It's a romantic film.
00:46:44Okay.
00:46:45And then, I am doing a war drama film.
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:49Which is with Dharma Films.
00:46:50Okay.
00:46:54Karthik, tell us something.
00:46:55When we hear about your shooting,
00:46:56people say that Chandu Champion has been shot in a lot of foreign countries.
00:47:00Yes.
00:47:01We got to know that the budget of the film had increased so much
00:47:03that after half the film, he had to wear a loincloth instead of a pant.
00:47:06I don't know if this is true, Karthik.
00:47:09I don't know.
00:47:12Mr. Sajid and Mr. Kabir say that it was the requirement of the film.
00:47:15Yes.
00:47:17But I don't know if the budget has been reduced.
00:47:20I don't know if the budget has been reduced.
00:47:25I wish you all the best, Karthik.
00:47:27For all your upcoming films.
00:47:50Karthik.
00:47:55Raju.
00:47:55Yes.
00:47:56How many times have I told you not to bring your relatives?
00:47:58You bring them to the show.
00:47:59Relatives?
00:48:00Who are they? Is she your girlfriend?
00:48:02I agree that you have given me a lot of things in life.
00:48:04But don't give me such a big girlfriend.
00:48:08She is the mother of two big superstars.
00:48:12Which superstars' mother?
00:48:14I think Raju will come.
00:48:16I think Raju will come.
00:48:22He will come.
00:48:25He will come.
00:48:27He will definitely come.
00:48:30He will come in some time.
00:48:33He has promised.
00:48:34He will come.
00:48:36That's it?
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40One mother has come to ask for help from another mother.
00:48:43Look at your son. He is so talented.
00:48:46And he is my son.
00:48:48He doesn't listen to me.
00:48:50Then you write it down. He will read it.
00:48:55Son, why don't you give him a nice truck and come under it?
00:48:59Sorry, mom. I will send your kids.
00:49:07Lala, can I sit?
00:49:09Yes, sit. Tell me how will you get up?
00:49:12Anyone can sit.
00:49:13She is so nice.
00:49:16She is so innocent.
00:49:20She is so beautiful.
00:49:23She is so beautiful.
00:49:27She is so innocent.
00:49:30She is so beautiful.
00:49:32Wow, Pari! Amazing!
00:49:36This world is made of thorns.
00:49:39This world is made of thorns.
00:49:43You are a flower.
00:49:46You are a flower.
00:50:03Move!
00:50:09Richard!
00:50:11Hey, Richard!
00:50:25Today, Kartik's mother is on the stage.
00:50:29I am her mother.
00:50:32And in front of me is Egypt's mother.
00:50:40Looks like we have come to the Great Indian Mummy Show.
00:50:46Yes!
00:50:50So, so, so, so.
00:50:57So, so, so.
00:51:00Thank you, family.
00:51:02And to everyone who has come.
00:51:04Hello.
00:51:06Hello.
00:51:09Hello.
00:51:11How are you?
00:51:21How are you?
00:51:24How are you?
00:51:27Very good.
00:51:28Very good.
00:51:32That's it.
00:51:33That's it?
00:51:36Hello, brother.
00:51:37Hello. Hello.
00:51:4170 minutes.
00:51:43My brother can say hello continuously for 70 minutes without stopping.
00:51:49That's why I had to stop him.
00:51:54Stop.
00:51:56Stop.
00:51:57Stop.
00:52:01Look.
00:52:02Look.
00:52:04Look.
00:52:05Look.
00:52:06You are watching, right?
00:52:08I had told you that my Karan and Arjun..
00:52:15I had told you that my Karan and Arjun will come.
00:52:17They have come.
00:52:18They have come after tearing the earth apart.
00:52:20Hey, hey, hey.
00:52:21What is this?
00:52:23You will come after tearing the earth apart every time.
00:52:24You will come after tearing the earth apart every time.
00:52:26Are we your children or radish's children?
00:52:33Are we your children or radish's children?
00:52:35I don't know.
00:52:36You come after tearing the earth apart every time.
00:52:51I don't like this shit, man.
00:52:52I don't like this shit.
00:52:57I don't know.
00:52:58You are watching how useless children are.
00:53:01You are watching how useless children are.
00:53:04I had told them to take revenge from Durjan.
00:53:07But they haven't taken revenge till date.
00:53:08Is it revenge or curd that you will go to take every morning?
00:53:13And your mother had told you to get a degree.
00:53:18Yes.
00:53:19So you became an engineer.
00:53:20Yes.
00:53:21She wakes up every morning and tells us to take revenge from Durjan.
00:53:25That's why we have become goons.
00:53:28We have become goons.
00:53:32We have become goons.
00:53:34I am so unfortunate.
00:53:36I have been washing people's clothes in the sun all my life.
00:53:40Yes.
00:53:41So that they get shade.
00:53:42So that they stay in shade.
00:53:44You are short of D3, understood?
00:53:52He is full of himself.
00:53:56Shall I tell you something?
00:53:59Shall I tell you something?
00:54:25Yes, son. What are you telling?
00:54:26I want to tell you something about her.
00:54:33Do you know what she used to do to save money in childhood?
00:54:37What did she do?
00:54:37She used to drop both of us to the fair.
00:54:40Okay.
00:54:40And she used to say,
00:54:41stand in front of the jalebi shop and keep crying.
00:54:44That my mother is lost. My mother is lost.
00:54:47Someone or the other will feed you jalebi and leave.
00:54:50And then, I will come back after half an hour.
00:54:53Where did you stay for half an hour?
00:54:57Where did you stay?
00:54:59Where did you stay?
00:55:02Oh, my God.
00:55:04I too used to go and cry in front of the jalebi shop.
00:55:09That my children are lost.
00:55:10Someone or the other will feed me jalebi.
00:55:14I don't like this shit, man.
00:55:15I don't like this shit.
00:55:17I don't like this shit.
00:55:18I don't like this shit, man.
00:55:19I don't like this shit.
00:55:27How many of them think that their mothers do the same?
00:55:34I don't like this.
00:55:36Don't trouble your mother.
00:55:39Trouble my mother.
00:55:44Hey, Samsoor.
00:55:45Learn something. Move. Move.
00:55:48Hey.
00:55:55What fell down?
00:55:57Son, you are leaking.
00:56:04Learn from Kartik, son.
00:56:07He has gifted his mother a car.
00:56:09And I tell him to get my gold bangles from Lala.
00:56:13He has brought brass bangles.
00:56:15At least I have given you brass bangles.
00:56:19He has given his mother a copper car.
00:56:23That too a mini copper car.
00:56:30Isn't it?
00:56:33Isn't it?
00:56:35But Kartik..
00:56:35How do you stay so cool in such frustration?
00:56:39I am not cool, sir. I am not cool.
00:56:42I am cool.
00:56:43Cool?
00:56:44I don't like her.
00:56:45That's why.
00:56:47What?
00:56:47I don't like her.
00:56:48Kartik, how do you and your family take care of your stomach?
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:52These two can't take care of my stomach.
00:56:59So there is a difference. There is a difference.
00:57:01In what?
00:57:02Their stomach is a bowl.
00:57:04Your stomach is a pot.
00:57:07There is a difference.
00:57:10There is a difference.
00:57:12There is a difference.
00:57:14Don't open this, son.
00:57:17Both these pots are from the same pot.
00:57:23Nice. Nice. Nice.
00:57:26And I am not asking for a lot of food.
00:57:28I just want to taste it.
00:57:30Along with tasting, you would have also wanted soda.
00:57:33You would have wanted half.
00:57:35She uses both.
00:57:37I don't like this shit, man.
00:57:39Come on.
00:57:44Superb!
00:57:49Kartik.
00:57:53This...
00:58:03Krishna!
00:58:09This woman always used to say...
00:58:11...let go of my bangles.
00:58:13She never said, let go of my liquor.
00:58:17Old monk!
00:58:26Come here. Come here.
00:58:28Come here.
00:58:29Speak.
00:58:30Speak properly.
00:58:35Learn something from Kartik.
00:58:38Kartik has...
00:58:41My father saved me!
00:59:05Why are my two sons spreading out like raita?
00:59:11Learn from Kartik, son.
00:59:12Learn from Kartik.
00:59:14How he raised his parents and made them doctors.
00:59:18Raised?
00:59:25Should I do something?
00:59:26Should I do something about him?
00:59:27Say something.
00:59:29He didn't make his parents doctors.
00:59:31His parents made him an engineer.
00:59:33So, son, why didn't you two make me an engineer?
00:59:49Oh, my God!
00:59:56Oh, my God!
01:00:02Look.
01:00:05You call me a fool?
01:00:10Oh, my God!
01:00:14Oh, my God!
01:00:15I really think my children have a soul, son.
01:00:19You call me a fool.
01:00:21I am telling you the truth. I go to the bathroom at night.
01:00:23They both talk in their sleep.
01:00:27They don't talk, mother.
01:00:28We scream and shout, Kartik.
01:00:31Because while going to the bathroom...
01:00:33...she puts her foot on our chest.
01:00:37They don't talk.
01:00:41Come.
01:00:41You...
01:00:42You agree?
01:00:43I do.
01:00:44You agree?
01:00:45I don't like her anyway.
01:00:47Son, listen to me.
01:01:11Oh, my God!
01:01:24Stop it.
01:01:26How long will you keep roaming around like a 90s mother?
01:01:28I...
01:01:30I...
01:01:41Oh, my God!
01:01:46Oh, my God!
01:01:47Enough.
01:01:49He is leaving.
01:01:50I am going.
01:01:52I don't want such children. I am going.
01:02:10Encore!
01:02:12Let's give a big hand to Krishna, Sunil and Kiku.
01:02:16Kiku.
01:02:17My God!
01:02:21Very nice, Krishna.
01:02:24This was the best moment of the season.
01:02:27Amazing. What a madness!
01:02:28Wow!
01:02:31Superb kick.
01:02:40Oh, my God!
01:02:42Krishna has a madness.
01:02:45He was mimicking Shah Rukh.
01:02:48But he added his own flavor.
01:02:50He killed it.
01:02:52And Sunil...
01:02:53...he enters in such a way...
01:02:55...that Salman will be out of his character.
01:02:58He will be out of his character.
01:03:00Amazing.
01:03:02And Kiku, you were amazing.
01:03:04Amazing.
01:03:06It was fun.
01:03:07Superb.
01:03:10But thank you, Kartik bhai.
01:03:11Actually, it was fun.
01:03:13Thank you so much.
01:03:14I always enjoy coming here.
01:03:17The way this show entertains everyone.
01:03:21And in fact, my mother has come here...
01:03:25...because she has always wanted to come here...
01:03:28...for promotion or any time.
01:03:29On Kapil Sharma's show or with all of you.
01:03:31She always wants to come here.
01:03:33So, I don't think she watches any other show like this.
01:03:39No matter how much you try...
01:03:40This is Kapil Sharma's show.
01:03:41She never watches any other show.
01:03:44I...
01:03:45Again, the final act that you have given...
01:03:50...it was unreal.
01:03:52I mean, being here and watching this performance...
01:03:55...it was a different level of live excitement...
01:03:58...that you have put on the stage.
01:03:59Seriously.
01:04:01Thank you so much.
01:04:04It was more than the finale...
01:04:07Absolutely.
01:04:08It was more than that.
01:04:09Amazing.
01:04:09Absolutely.
01:04:11And friends, with today's finale episode...
01:04:14...the first season of The Great Indian Kapil Show...
01:04:15...ends here.
01:04:17We will meet soon in the next season.
01:04:18Only on Netflix.
01:04:20Thank you for this love.
01:04:31Come here.
01:04:34Come here.
01:04:38Come here.
01:04:50You are the god of the music.
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