INDIA'S GOT LATENT EP 06 ft. Vipul Goyal Joke Singh Sonali Thakker Comedy
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00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Related, an unnecessary reality show.
00:00:05This show has no point, just like life.
00:00:08It's a wild show.
00:00:13It's a pointless reality show but it has a very interesting point system.
00:00:16People from all over India will come to this show to show their talent.
00:00:20They will only have 90 seconds to show their talent.
00:00:23But before showing their talent, they have to score themselves out of 10.
00:00:27After showing their talent, our judges will also give them a score.
00:00:30And if the average score of the judges is the same as the participant gave himself before performing,
00:00:35then that participant will win the show.
00:00:37And all the money for the ticket sales of that day's show will be theirs.
00:00:41Yes, from this show we will know who is so self-aware.
00:00:45And from the YouTube views of this show, we will know who is so unemployed.
00:00:48So let's start.
00:00:50Welcome to India's Got Related.
00:00:57Are we ready to start the show?
00:01:01So make some noise for the panel of the night.
00:01:04Balraj Ghai, Nishant Tanwar, Sonali Thakkar and Vipul Goyal.
00:01:21Let's go.
00:01:23He was the father.
00:01:25He is the father.
00:01:29Give a big round of applause for our panel.
00:01:33Vipul bhai, thank you so much for taking time from your old age home.
00:01:40Vipul bhai, how are you feeling today?
00:01:42Very good. First of all, I want to give a big round of applause for Samay.
00:01:44He has made such a good property. It was fun.
00:01:47And I got to know that your property has become so popular.
00:01:52I went to the barber to get my hair cut 10 days ago.
00:01:55He was taunting me that when will you come on Latent?
00:01:57Samay is your friend and you keep lying.
00:01:59I told him to cut my hair quietly.
00:02:01You only have 90 seconds.
00:02:07Then we also have Nishant Tanwar, his second appearance on the show.
00:02:12Because all the good comics are on tour.
00:02:15Nishant bhai, how are you doing?
00:02:17Very good. Latent has made a lot of noise.
00:02:19I also went to my barber.
00:02:22He asked me why I came.
00:02:24He also fired you?
00:02:26Yes.
00:02:27Why does everyone fire you?
00:02:29Shout out to Tanmay Bhatt.
00:02:33Everyone knows that you are Balraj's producer and organizer.
00:02:36Balraj bhai, you have been shooting for a month now.
00:02:38No, it's been 4 months.
00:02:40So, are you able to give time to your wife at home?
00:02:43No, I gave time to my wife at home.
00:02:45So, I have two kids now.
00:02:50Bhai, you need latex, not Latent.
00:02:58Guys, Vipul Goyal everyone.
00:03:01And the show has started.
00:03:03Did you have fun?
00:03:04It was a condom joke.
00:03:09I have written it down.
00:03:11Are you ready?
00:03:13Next page.
00:03:15Sonai Thakkar is a comic.
00:03:17And she has been doing comedy for 11 years.
00:03:19Also the only female friend
00:03:21Samay has as of now.
00:03:23Yes, after the roast.
00:03:26So, thank you so much for joining us.
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00:04:06What?
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00:04:09But a big round of applause for our Pop UPI.
00:04:13Are we ready to start? India's Got Latent.
00:04:17So, make some noise for the first act.
00:04:19A big round of applause for Sharon Verma, bro.
00:04:24Hi.
00:04:25Hi.
00:04:26I am very new to comedy.
00:04:28And I was in Delhi last week.
00:04:30I had one of these open mics.
00:04:31And a guy stands in the middle of my set and says
00:04:34Did you have to laugh?
00:04:36So, I was like, yes, I didn't come here to feed cows.
00:04:39But it genuinely made me happy
00:04:41because they are taking consent somewhere.
00:04:50But my name is Sharon.
00:04:51And any guesses where I am from?
00:04:53Andhra.
00:04:55Very close. Bihar.
00:04:56Bihar.
00:05:03But my name is Sharon in Bihar.
00:05:10Three people can say it.
00:05:15Mom, Dad and me.
00:05:23I am Sharon for everyone else.
00:05:27You know, Bihar is so advanced
00:05:29that there is no paternity test.
00:05:31If you couldn't say Sharon
00:05:33and your kid is saying it
00:05:43So, Sid just got real.
00:05:53And I just want to say that
00:05:54And I just want to say that
00:05:55Biharis are the biggest fans of consent.
00:05:57There is consent in every line of theirs.
00:05:59It can be anything.
00:06:00If you bring 2 kilos of milk while coming home.
00:06:02They will enter the house and shoot you.
00:06:04Okay?
00:06:08You guys have laughed now.
00:06:09Otherwise, I would have said
00:06:10Laugh.
00:06:11Okay?
00:06:12Thank you so much for listening.
00:06:18So good.
00:06:19Very good.
00:06:21This is not your first time, clearly.
00:06:23How long have you been doing this?
00:06:245 months.
00:06:25Oh, wow.
00:06:27Are you really from Bihar?
00:06:28Yes.
00:06:29Do you do comedy there?
00:06:30No.
00:06:32Where do you live now?
00:06:34Bandra.
00:06:37Let's go.
00:06:38It says you are a weak independent woman.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:42What does that mean?
00:06:43I am not able to become a strong independent woman.
00:06:49Why?
00:06:51Because I didn't have generational wealth.
00:06:53So, I had to become independent.
00:06:56And I am just at that point.
00:06:58That I can be dependent at any point.
00:07:09So, you will need a little bit of patriarchy.
00:07:12I am from Bihar.
00:07:15Headquarter.
00:07:18I have watched Sharon perform.
00:07:19And she has done an amazing job
00:07:21in each and every show.
00:07:23So, I was confident that she was going to kill it
00:07:25even today.
00:07:26So, I am so glad that I watched her perform.
00:07:28Let's go.
00:07:30You have said over here that you have a weird laugh.
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:33Can you demonstrate, please?
00:07:35If you joke.
00:07:38It says here you are a decent bargainer.
00:07:41So, even after staying in Bandra,
00:07:42you are saving your money.
00:07:44Yes, actually.
00:07:45If I am getting something for Rs. 1000,
00:07:47then I spend a lot of money and buy it for Rs. 990.
00:07:51So, it happens.
00:07:53Great.
00:07:58What else, man?
00:07:59Your strength is you are optimistic.
00:08:01Yeah, I am very optimistic.
00:08:02That's why I am here.
00:08:04But you did great.
00:08:05You were so good.
00:08:06And your weakness is you cry at criticism.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:09Shit.
00:08:10If it hadn't gone well today,
00:08:12I would be breaking down.
00:08:14But if you cry at criticism,
00:08:17you won't be able to do stand-up comedy for a long time.
00:08:20That's why I am here.
00:08:21Because everybody said that I don't have a thick skin.
00:08:23So, I thought I will come here and try it.
00:08:26Be prepared.
00:08:27You will be humiliated for the next 3 years.
00:08:29It's a profession.
00:08:31Not everyone can do it.
00:08:33Everyone can do it.
00:08:35She is doing well.
00:08:36She doesn't have to face it.
00:08:38Wait, son.
00:08:40You will fly in time.
00:08:42Do you plan to pursue this as a career?
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:45I mean, I want to.
00:08:46I will see.
00:08:47So cool.
00:08:48Who are the top 3 comics you want to open for?
00:08:51Saman.
00:08:52Wow.
00:08:54Manik again.
00:08:56And Upmanu.
00:08:58What are you doing on 21st?
00:09:03Nothing.
00:09:04You will do nothing only.
00:09:11Just kidding.
00:09:13Would you like to open my show on 21st?
00:09:15I would love to.
00:09:16Let's go.
00:09:21Samay picks up an opening act from every show.
00:09:25Samay has come for me for 5 minutes.
00:09:28I will open you after the show.
00:09:33Any tips?
00:09:34A lot of women get a lot of hate for doing stand-up.
00:09:37If something, you can tell them.
00:09:40I mean, last month only I got a lot of abuses.
00:09:44Like some guy had come to my open mic.
00:09:46And then he wrote like some 100 abuses.
00:09:48So I called my mom crying.
00:09:50And she's like,
00:09:51Virat Kohli also speaks very badly.
00:09:53I was like,
00:09:54he is getting 300 crores.
00:09:56I am getting abused for free.
00:09:59If you get negative comments,
00:10:00then never engage.
00:10:02Don't justify it.
00:10:03Because it will become a whole series.
00:10:05And it will make you mad.
00:10:06Have you ever done this?
00:10:07No.
00:10:08I leave comments.
00:10:11I have two accounts.
00:10:12One is fake.
00:10:13When I wanted to laugh,
00:10:14I used to say,
00:10:15yes, I wanted to laugh.
00:10:17I used to do all this.
00:10:18I am not that old.
00:10:20I have seen the world.
00:10:22Wait, I will meet you after 10 years.
00:10:25And not in Haridwar,
00:10:26I will meet you here.
00:10:28You will meet me here after 10 years.
00:10:30Yes, here.
00:10:32You should grow a little after 10 years.
00:10:35This growth is for the young people.
00:10:36I have crossed that phase.
00:10:38Now I have to concentrate a lot.
00:10:40A big round of applause for Sharan Verma.
00:10:46I give Sharan Verma...
00:10:47Keep it with you.
00:10:49I give you a 10 on 10, Sharan.
00:10:50You were really lovely.
00:10:53Vipul bhai.
00:10:55I have given 9 to Vipul ji.
00:10:568.5
00:10:578.5
00:10:5910 on 10
00:11:01from...
00:11:049
00:11:069 from Balraj.
00:11:08That makes your average
00:11:099.5
00:11:109.5
00:11:15No, no.
00:11:18It's okay.
00:11:19We are very sad.
00:11:20You know what?
00:11:219000 pop coins to YouTube.
00:11:23Let's give them all pop coins, man.
00:11:25A big round of applause for her.
00:11:26Thank you so much.
00:11:30Yes, and 21st of September.
00:11:32For real.
00:11:33Thank you so much.
00:11:36Next, we have P Santosh Patra.
00:11:39A big round of applause for Santosh bhai.
00:11:46Bhai, is this what you have come to do?
00:11:49Is this the act?
00:11:50I have a girlfriend.
00:11:51I went to her house
00:11:52and told her parents
00:11:53that I like a girl.
00:11:54They said,
00:11:55what can you do for a girl?
00:11:57Lock her up.
00:12:04His phone is hacking him.
00:12:08It's from Oppo.
00:12:12Wait a minute.
00:12:13Do you want a mic stand?
00:12:14So that you can read.
00:12:15I am doing this for the first time.
00:12:17Yes, yes.
00:12:18A big round of applause.
00:12:20Her parents said,
00:12:22what can you do for your girl?
00:12:24I said,
00:12:25I won't let a drop of her blood
00:12:26fall on the floor.
00:12:28Somehow,
00:12:29my marriage got fixed.
00:12:31I will trust everyone,
00:12:32but my 20 years,
00:12:3422 years,
00:12:3521 years,
00:12:362 months,
00:12:372 months of friendship,
00:12:38I will never trust that.
00:12:412 months,
00:12:42that's why I added it.
00:12:51Bhai, look here and speak.
00:12:52No problem.
00:12:53Look here.
00:12:56He will look at the phone,
00:12:57how can he look here?
00:12:58Look here.
00:13:12Is your stomach upset?
00:13:17You can't speak in Hindi?
00:13:18Speak in Odia.
00:13:20Which language do you want to speak?
00:13:23You just have to stand up.
00:13:25Which language?
00:13:26Let it be.
00:13:27Do something else.
00:13:28Do something else.
00:13:29What will you do?
00:13:30Do something else.
00:13:31You are multi-talented.
00:13:32Do something else.
00:13:33Take off your shirt.
00:13:34Take off your shirt.
00:13:36Take off your shirt.
00:13:37Do whatever you want to do.
00:13:38After doing this,
00:13:39take off your pants as well.
00:13:41Shall I start?
00:13:42Yes, do it.
00:13:43What will you do?
00:13:49Ramdev Baba is here.
00:13:51Saakshat Baba Ramdev.
00:13:54Baba Ramdev's son is here.
00:13:57He is coming.
00:14:01Brother, brother, brother.
00:14:08Brother, are you going to make lassi?
00:14:12Brother, please wear your T-shirt first.
00:14:14He is showing another thing.
00:14:15He is shaking.
00:14:16He is shaking.
00:14:19Very good.
00:14:21Very good.
00:14:25Very good, Santosh.
00:14:27Why didn't you show this earlier?
00:14:30You hide the trump card.
00:14:32Very good.
00:14:33I am good at writing,
00:14:34but I am not able to speak.
00:14:35No, no.
00:14:36This is the first time.
00:14:37I have never been anywhere.
00:14:39Santosh, my brother.
00:14:41Where did you learn this?
00:14:42It just happens.
00:14:45When did you know
00:14:46that you can do this?
00:14:47You can make me do it.
00:14:48Yes, I can make you do it.
00:14:49While jogging,
00:14:50I came to know
00:14:51that I can do this.
00:14:52Everything is shaking.
00:14:54You were running.
00:14:55Yes, I was running.
00:14:56While running,
00:14:57your stomach…
00:14:58Yes, it was shaking.
00:14:59I made it shake.
00:15:00I can also do it the other way round.
00:15:04From the bottom to the top.
00:15:05I can't eat.
00:15:06Reverse it.
00:15:07Reverse it.
00:15:09He is showing low tight and high tight.
00:15:12I am going to make abs.
00:15:13Brother, when you did this
00:15:14with the bag,
00:15:15I thought
00:15:16his bag was moving.
00:15:19So, my brother,
00:15:20it is written here
00:15:21that your mother
00:15:22calls you Santoshi.
00:15:23Santoshi,
00:15:24after marriage,
00:15:25after my parents' marriage,
00:15:26I was not born
00:15:27for 20 years.
00:15:29I was not born.
00:15:30After so many efforts,
00:15:31you are doing all this.
00:15:34After 20 years,
00:15:35you are getting to see all this.
00:15:36I also work.
00:15:37That's why I came here.
00:15:38So, Santoshi,
00:15:40you are saying
00:15:41that your parents
00:15:42didn't have a child for 20 years.
00:15:43No.
00:15:44And then this happened.
00:15:4515 years.
00:15:46So, what was the reaction
00:15:47of your parents?
00:15:48You saw, right?
00:15:51I didn't see the reaction.
00:15:52I didn't see the reaction.
00:15:55He didn't see the reaction.
00:15:58From where are you going to remember?
00:16:01Where were you
00:16:02for so many years?
00:16:03Village.
00:16:04I was in the village for 10 years.
00:16:05Just now.
00:16:12It's been 2 years
00:16:13since I came to Mumbai.
00:16:14Kill, kill, kill.
00:16:15Brother, it is written here
00:16:16that my voice
00:16:17is like a goat.
00:16:21Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:22I can talk
00:16:23with different voices.
00:16:25Come on, brother.
00:16:26Show us.
00:16:27Yes, do it.
00:16:32The expression
00:16:33that he has given.
00:16:34Brother, he is so authentic
00:16:35that I feel like
00:16:36making biryani.
00:16:39Who all live in Odisha?
00:16:41Mom, dad, me
00:16:42and no one else.
00:16:43Okay, after you.
00:16:44The rest of the people
00:16:45who live there.
00:16:47In Odisha,
00:16:48we stay at home.
00:16:49He is talking right.
00:16:50He is talking right.
00:16:51He is talking right.
00:16:52It is written here
00:16:53that give me 100 rupees.
00:16:54What does it mean?
00:16:55I don't know, sir.
00:16:56Give me 150 rupees.
00:16:57That's how it is.
00:17:05Wow.
00:17:06Uncle,
00:17:07I don't see anything.
00:17:08I mean,
00:17:09if a friend takes it,
00:17:10I buy it.
00:17:11I see which one is cheaper.
00:17:12Take it for 150 rupees.
00:17:13You have to take it off.
00:17:15Not now.
00:17:19Brother,
00:17:20it is written here
00:17:21that I can speak
00:17:22in different voices.
00:17:23What does it mean?
00:17:25I mean,
00:17:26what other voices
00:17:27can I speak in?
00:17:28The one who is dumb.
00:17:29Dumb?
00:17:30How can he be dumb?
00:17:35Brother,
00:17:36are you taking our audition?
00:17:37I am taking it.
00:17:38He has been doing it since then.
00:17:39No, sir.
00:17:40You should have given us points.
00:17:41I haven't done anything
00:17:42since a few years.
00:17:43So,
00:17:44I got the chance
00:17:45just once.
00:17:46How can a dumb person
00:17:47speak?
00:17:48Please,
00:17:49speak in Udiya.
00:17:50In Udiya?
00:17:51Yes.
00:17:52A dumb person is speaking in Udiya.
00:17:53Please sit.
00:17:54I can't feel it
00:17:55when I speak in Hindi.
00:17:56Brother,
00:17:57will you speak?
00:17:58Speak.
00:17:59In which language
00:18:00can a dumb person speak?
00:18:01Ask me something.
00:18:02I will speak like a dumb person.
00:18:03How are you?
00:18:06Sit.
00:18:07Move.
00:18:09Sit.
00:18:10Move.
00:18:11Sit.
00:18:12Good.
00:18:13That was hard.
00:18:14A dumb person is the one
00:18:15who can't speak.
00:18:16Sir,
00:18:17in Hindi,
00:18:18a dumb person speaks in Hindi.
00:18:19A dumb person is speaking in Hindi.
00:18:20In Udiya.
00:18:21No, no.
00:18:23No, sir.
00:18:24I am dumb.
00:18:25Hindi.
00:18:26Not Hindi.
00:18:27What do you call a dumb person?
00:18:28I don't know
00:18:29how to pronounce it.
00:18:30So,
00:18:31you are speaking like a deaf person.
00:18:32I don't know.
00:18:33Yes.
00:18:34Or like a dumb person.
00:18:35Yes, like a dumb person.
00:18:36Like a dumb person.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38We don't call it dumb.
00:18:39We call it dumb.
00:18:40Okay.
00:18:41How do we call it?
00:18:42So,
00:18:43where did you learn
00:18:44to speak like a dumb person?
00:18:45Just like that.
00:18:46I have a brother.
00:18:47One second.
00:18:48He is a normal person
00:18:49in your village.
00:18:50Your brother is a dumb person.
00:18:51Not a brother.
00:18:52A neighbour.
00:18:53So,
00:18:54why are you
00:18:55talking to him like this?
00:18:57He is also...
00:18:58That poor guy
00:18:59is also...
00:19:02Sir,
00:19:03he is also...
00:19:04He must be frustrated.
00:19:05How do you
00:19:06talk to a lame person?
00:19:07Like this.
00:19:09Come on.
00:19:17Sir.
00:19:18He is just a comedian.
00:19:19Do it like this.
00:19:20With a lame person.
00:19:21Oh, man.
00:19:22It will work
00:19:23if I walk like this.
00:19:24Will it work?
00:19:25Yes, do it.
00:19:27Let it go.
00:19:28Now, go all out.
00:19:29What is left now?
00:19:32Oh, brother.
00:19:33It will work, sir.
00:19:35LHS is not equal to RHS.
00:19:41Sometimes,
00:19:42the ladder of success
00:19:43climbs with one leg.
00:19:45But both are fine.
00:19:46Like this.
00:19:47Don't you feel
00:19:48that you are not talking to him
00:19:49but teasing him?
00:19:51I feel so, sir.
00:19:54I deliberately
00:19:55do it in front of him
00:19:56because I like comedy.
00:19:57But,
00:19:58the question is
00:19:59whether he likes it or not.
00:20:00Sir, I do it like this
00:20:01and cross the road.
00:20:03I cross the road in traffic.
00:20:04So, does anyone
00:20:05beg you?
00:20:06No.
00:20:07Your friends
00:20:08know that
00:20:09you are making fun of them.
00:20:10Do they laugh with you?
00:20:11Yes, they do.
00:20:12They are laughing.
00:20:13How does a dumb person laugh?
00:20:16No, he doesn't laugh.
00:20:17He talks to me like this.
00:20:18He doesn't know how to laugh.
00:20:19He doesn't know how to laugh.
00:20:20Yes, that's why
00:20:21he talks to me like this.
00:20:22Does he cry?
00:20:23Yes, he does.
00:20:24He will keep crying
00:20:25at home.
00:20:26Who has seen him
00:20:27crying?
00:20:29I have never seen him
00:20:30crying.
00:20:31Brother,
00:20:32you know that
00:20:33one day
00:20:34you will answer
00:20:35God.
00:20:36What will you answer God?
00:20:37Sir,
00:20:38I was born after
00:20:39worshipping Santoshi Mata.
00:20:47Jai Santoshi Ma.
00:20:52Oh, God.
00:20:53He is a very nice guy.
00:20:55Nice?
00:20:56Ask a dumb person.
00:21:01Don't you think
00:21:02that when this video
00:21:03comes out,
00:21:04if some
00:21:05handicapped person
00:21:06sees you?
00:21:07He will hit me.
00:21:08He will hit you?
00:21:09Yes, sir.
00:21:10But I will run
00:21:11to the handicapped person.
00:21:12I will run to him.
00:21:13I will run to him.
00:21:14I will run to him.
00:21:15I will run to him.
00:21:16I will run to him.
00:21:23Gold.
00:21:24Gold.
00:21:25After the
00:21:26Vishwa Kalyan
00:21:27chariot from Odisha,
00:21:28someone else
00:21:29has come
00:21:30with gold.
00:21:33Santosh bhai,
00:21:34how are you?
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36This show…
00:21:38No,
00:21:39political…
00:21:41There is no
00:21:42political correctness.
00:21:43It's full.
00:21:44This show is for you.
00:21:45This show…
00:21:46Thank you, sir.
00:21:49Before leaving,
00:21:50because I think
00:21:51the handicapped
00:21:52will feel bad
00:21:53after seeing all this.
00:21:54So,
00:21:55would you like to say
00:21:56something
00:21:57in your defense
00:21:58for our
00:21:59handicapped people?
00:22:01If you are thinking wrong,
00:22:02then let me think.
00:22:03I will have to make
00:22:04people laugh.
00:22:05So, you don't
00:22:06really mean this?
00:22:07No.
00:22:08Just for fun.
00:22:09I am doing it
00:22:10for the first time here.
00:22:11Otherwise, I do it
00:22:12with friends for fun.
00:22:13Otherwise,
00:22:14you will have to
00:22:15disable the comments.
00:22:20A big round of applause
00:22:21for Santosh bhai.
00:22:22Come on.
00:22:24So,
00:22:26time to score him.
00:22:27Let's start
00:22:28with Balraj bhai this time.
00:22:3010 on 10.
00:22:3110 on 10.
00:22:32Sonali ji.
00:22:3310 on 10
00:22:34from Sonali.
00:22:3510.
00:22:3610 from Nishant Anwar.
00:22:37Why 10?
00:22:388.
00:22:398.
00:22:40Why did you
00:22:41deduct 2 numbers?
00:22:42I am judging
00:22:43the stand-up as well.
00:22:44It will be unfair
00:22:45for the rest of the contestants.
00:22:46There will be
00:22:47a lot of unfairness.
00:22:50So,
00:22:51I have given you
00:22:538.
00:22:55So, that makes
00:22:56your average
00:22:579.
00:22:59Oh, man.
00:23:00What did you do?
00:23:01Oh, man.
00:23:03It will be fun
00:23:04if I get 9.
00:23:058.5.
00:23:06Oh, man.
00:23:078.5.
00:23:08Did you give this
00:23:09to yourself for stand-up?
00:23:10No.
00:23:111.5.
00:23:12Oh, man.
00:23:18You know what?
00:23:19F**k it, bhai.
00:23:20Because
00:23:21you were so entertaining.
00:23:22You were so funny.
00:23:23Everyone loved you.
00:23:24So, I am going to give you
00:23:259 into 1000.
00:23:269000
00:23:27pop coins,
00:23:28my brother.
00:23:30What is that?
00:23:31What is a pop coin?
00:23:32Explain.
00:23:33Can you see this?
00:23:34Here.
00:23:35Here.
00:23:36Install its app.
00:23:37It has an app.
00:23:38You will get pop coins in it.
00:23:39You can use them.
00:23:40You can buy clothes.
00:23:41You can buy beauty products.
00:23:42You can buy a lot of things.
00:23:43I don't have to pay anything, right?
00:23:44Yes.
00:23:45You don't have to pay anything.
00:23:46I will pay.
00:23:47It will be done.
00:23:48Ask him all the right questions.
00:23:49No.
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51You will get it for free.
00:23:52You will buy a nice bowl from it.
00:23:55You will earn more.
00:23:56You won't get a wheelchair in it.
00:23:58Buy a bowl of Tupperware.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:01Thank you so much, my brother.
00:24:03Make some noise for
00:24:04Sharwari Bandodkar.
00:24:07So,
00:24:08So, yeah.
00:24:09Hi, I am Sharwari.
00:24:10So,
00:24:11Usually,
00:24:12I am a full-time
00:24:13corporate labourer.
00:24:14I have come from the office.
00:24:15And today,
00:24:16in the morning,
00:24:17a girl in the office
00:24:18made me crazy.
00:24:20So, she is this very rich kid.
00:24:21Okay.
00:24:22So,
00:24:23she lives near the office.
00:24:24So, she comes by auto everyday.
00:24:26So, she was crying today
00:24:28that
00:24:29I had to take my dad's car
00:24:30to the office
00:24:31because
00:24:32I didn't have change for the auto.
00:24:33I said,
00:24:34Oh, my God!
00:24:36In the train,
00:24:37I was sitting
00:24:38in the lap of the fourth-seater.
00:24:40And she
00:24:41had an inconvenience.
00:24:43So, I said,
00:24:44What the f**k?
00:24:45And,
00:24:46she is s**t rich.
00:24:47Like, very rich.
00:24:48She does not even need to work.
00:24:50Like,
00:24:51she is working
00:24:52only for the
00:24:53self-made tag.
00:24:55So,
00:24:56I said,
00:24:57if I try to do
00:24:58the self-made thing,
00:24:59I will leave my house.
00:25:00I will shift to
00:25:01another city.
00:25:02I will become
00:25:03self-M.A.I.D.
00:25:05And,
00:25:06my weekend
00:25:07will be spent
00:25:08only in washing underwear.
00:25:09These rich kids
00:25:10bend down
00:25:11and see Calvin Klein.
00:25:12If I bend down,
00:25:13I will see
00:25:14only holes.
00:25:15So,
00:25:16that's so bizarre.
00:25:17And,
00:25:18so the other day,
00:25:19I was travelling by the metro.
00:25:20So,
00:25:21one gentleman
00:25:22he came to me
00:25:23and he said,
00:25:24can you help me
00:25:25with the time?
00:25:26So,
00:25:27I left the office
00:25:28around 9 o'clock.
00:25:29So,
00:25:30I saw in the watch,
00:25:31the watch is
00:25:32showing 1400 hours.
00:25:33I said,
00:25:34life is full of f**ks.
00:25:35So,
00:25:36I was like,
00:25:37nonsense.
00:25:38Absolute nonsense.
00:25:39Alright,
00:25:40that's time.
00:25:41So,
00:25:42Sharwari ji.
00:25:43Yes, sir.
00:25:44It was a bad day.
00:25:45Yes.
00:25:47So,
00:25:48is this your first time?
00:25:49Yes.
00:25:50That explains.
00:25:51So,
00:25:52a big round of applause
00:25:53for Sharwari.
00:25:59This is your first time ever?
00:26:00No,
00:26:01I performed once before.
00:26:02So,
00:26:03this is like,
00:26:04how was it?
00:26:05It was better.
00:26:06It was better,
00:26:07of course.
00:26:08It's written here,
00:26:09you understand palmistry.
00:26:11So,
00:26:12can you read it?
00:26:13Yes.
00:26:16It will cost money.
00:26:17It will cost money?
00:26:19I'll give you,
00:26:20I'll make you a pop UPI.
00:26:22Ah,
00:26:23branding.
00:26:31You should try,
00:26:32improv.
00:26:33Like I said,
00:26:34when will the downfall start?
00:26:35Give me a date.
00:26:37People are jealous of me.
00:26:42Teach them a way.
00:26:45I think,
00:26:46marriage,
00:26:48marriage something,
00:26:49looks like a prospect.
00:26:51Because I think,
00:26:52you have a lot of lust.
00:26:54Because,
00:26:57because,
00:27:00Sharwari ji,
00:27:01what else can you read?
00:27:02What else can you see?
00:27:03Maybe,
00:27:04next time,
00:27:05I'll write good jokes for you.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09So, you read that.
00:27:12Apart from marriage,
00:27:13what else can you see?
00:27:14Divorce.
00:27:15Huh?
00:27:16Two extremes.
00:27:17Oh!
00:27:18Balraj Kajji,
00:27:19Balraj Kajji.
00:27:20He stays out of the house.
00:27:21Very, very,
00:27:22very good family at home,
00:27:23very cute kids,
00:27:24don't say that.
00:27:25So, Sharwari,
00:27:26it says here,
00:27:27you're bisexual.
00:27:28So,
00:27:29listening to your set,
00:27:30both men and women
00:27:31feel fucked right now.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:36So, you're really bisexual.
00:27:37Hmm.
00:27:41After listening to his set,
00:27:42bisexual people
00:27:43come out of their houses.
00:27:45They say,
00:27:46I've heard his material,
00:27:47I've tolerated it.
00:27:48So, what's your problem?
00:27:53You're not feeling bad, right?
00:27:54No, no, no.
00:27:55Sharwari ji,
00:27:56in your Instagram ID,
00:27:57there's S-S-S-H-H-H.
00:28:01So, why don't you
00:28:02take this advice in stand-up?
00:28:07Hey, it's her first time.
00:28:08Come on, make some noise for her.
00:28:09I don't...
00:28:12She's feeling really bad.
00:28:13Good guys are mine.
00:28:14Yeah, the first time
00:28:15as a comedian on stage,
00:28:16I'm not fumbling.
00:28:17So, it's a great opportunity.
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:20So, when you confessed
00:28:21to your parents
00:28:22or when you came out
00:28:23to your parents,
00:28:24that's a very brave step.
00:28:25So, how was...
00:28:26how did they react?
00:28:27Okay,
00:28:28I'll make two accounts
00:28:29on shadi.com.
00:28:34Indian parents
00:28:35will get you married.
00:28:38You showed them
00:28:39your stand-up first.
00:28:41And then you said
00:28:42you're bisexual.
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:44So, they...
00:28:47Then they thought,
00:28:48son, bisexual is fine.
00:28:50Don't do that, son.
00:28:51Redemption.
00:28:53If you do that,
00:28:54how will we face the society?
00:28:56You're bisexual,
00:28:57brother.
00:29:00That's it.
00:29:01Leave it, son.
00:29:03What do you...
00:29:04Who do you like more,
00:29:05men or women?
00:29:06Women more.
00:29:07Oh!
00:29:08That makes the two of us.
00:29:11I also don't like men.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:14I don't know about this world.
00:29:15So, I'll sound like
00:29:16a dumb guy.
00:29:17In general, also I sound.
00:29:18But,
00:29:19Ms. Sharware,
00:29:20when you go to the airport
00:29:22and that girl
00:29:23frisks you...
00:29:25No, no, no.
00:29:27No, no, no.
00:29:28She's not a creep, bro.
00:29:29She's not a creep.
00:29:30I'm not a creep.
00:29:31So, how do you feel
00:29:32at that time?
00:29:33Just blank.
00:29:34Sir, when you
00:29:35get your mail checked...
00:29:37Yes, yes.
00:29:38But, I...
00:29:39But, we're not attracted.
00:29:40Yes, we're straight.
00:29:41If I was gay,
00:29:42I would've stood up.
00:29:44I would've...
00:29:45I would've
00:29:46kept a metal in my zip.
00:29:48What's this?
00:29:49What's this?
00:29:50I would've...
00:29:58Havas, right?
00:29:59Yes, havas.
00:30:01I was right.
00:30:02Don't you feel like
00:30:03going to a girls' washroom
00:30:04and...
00:30:05No, I'm not a creep.
00:30:06You're not a creep.
00:30:07You're just bi.
00:30:08Okay, okay.
00:30:09I didn't know about
00:30:10these things.
00:30:12So, if you want
00:30:13to give a message...
00:30:14Because there are
00:30:15many people who are bisexual
00:30:16but they are
00:30:17afraid of coming out.
00:30:18So, if you can
00:30:19give them some message.
00:30:20It's not a big deal.
00:30:21It's just normal.
00:30:22Let's normalize it.
00:30:23Let's go.
00:30:28Any message
00:30:29for upcoming comedians?
00:30:32Don't try.
00:30:33Hey, come on.
00:30:34It's not like that.
00:30:35Don't worry about yourself.
00:30:36That's okay.
00:30:37You're a great person.
00:30:38And...
00:30:39Are you dating right now?
00:30:40Sorry?
00:30:41Are you dating?
00:30:42No.
00:30:43She has a crush on her colleague
00:30:44who's getting married.
00:30:45Exactly.
00:30:46Have you ever been
00:30:47to a posh workshop?
00:30:48No, posh.
00:30:49I know my psychiatrist
00:30:50told me that
00:30:51posh is not for same sex.
00:30:52Oh!
00:30:53So, I have a loophole there.
00:30:54That's a loophole.
00:30:55Very creepy.
00:30:56It's pretty creepy.
00:30:57You know this, right?
00:30:58I know this.
00:30:59But I have a loophole.
00:31:00I'm just saying.
00:31:01That's great.
00:31:02A big round of applause
00:31:03for Sharwari.
00:31:05No, no.
00:31:06There's more.
00:31:07Okay.
00:31:08So, now time to score her.
00:31:10I've given you a 6, Sharwari.
00:31:127.
00:31:137.
00:31:1410.
00:31:1510 on 10.
00:31:16Sonali?
00:31:176 from Sonali.
00:31:19Balraj?
00:31:205.
00:31:215.
00:31:22So, that makes your average
00:31:247.
00:31:26No, no.
00:31:27I want to show her.
00:31:28You push her.
00:31:29Oh, come on.
00:31:30No, it's 6.
00:31:32Oh!
00:31:33Oh, no!
00:31:35Oh, you're pretty self-aware.
00:31:36Very self-aware.
00:31:37Yeah, very self-aware.
00:31:38Make some noise for her, man.
00:31:41Thank you so much for joining, Sharwari.
00:31:45Keep at it.
00:31:46Don't stop.
00:31:47Make some noise for Seva Shree.
00:31:50Seva Shree Barua.
00:31:51Everyone.
00:32:21Seva Shree Barua.
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00:40:05So, Seva Shree ji, are you living in a live-in?
00:40:08No.
00:40:09Okay, it's just a male...
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11It's a roommate.
00:40:12Flatmate, not roommate.
00:40:13Flatmate.
00:40:14Flatmate, sorry.
00:40:15So, what made you want to come on this platform and sing?
00:40:19People gossip about all this.
00:40:21Tell me, Seva Shree, do your parents know that you live with a male?
00:40:27What's all this?
00:40:28Sing, sing.
00:40:29I want to hear this.
00:40:32So, they know?
00:40:34Only my sister knows.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:37Aren't you scared that this might go online and they might find out?
00:40:40I mean, my mom don't watch, so...
00:40:43No, no, her relatives will show her.
00:40:45Your mom must be watching Vipul Garga.
00:40:47But it's okay.
00:40:48It's okay, right?
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:50How did you find this male flatmate?
00:40:52Let's go, Sonali.
00:40:53Gossip time.
00:40:55Gossip time.
00:40:57Fine, I understood what you want to know, so...
00:41:00So, I walked in an ad for a film.
00:41:02And through that, we...
00:41:04You know, we got in contact.
00:41:06And then, yeah, he was also looking for it.
00:41:08And I was also trying to find some place.
00:41:11Malad.
00:41:12Malad, yeah.
00:41:13And you found a home.
00:41:19This is what Bombay offers.
00:41:22A home away from home.
00:41:23In Malad.
00:41:24In Malad.
00:41:25My parents are very strict, you know.
00:41:27Brown parents.
00:41:30So, my dad would not allow a woman to stay with me.
00:41:34Okay?
00:41:35So, your dad has no issue?
00:41:36My dad don't...
00:41:38I mean, he has dementia, so...
00:41:40He has dementia?
00:41:42Oh!
00:41:43So, you can tell him everyday.
00:41:49He doesn't have any stress.
00:41:50Bro, your dad is my perfect audience.
00:41:54He doesn't feel bad.
00:41:55I've told him a hundred times.
00:41:56He doesn't have any stress.
00:41:58He has dementia.
00:41:59Shit, man.
00:42:00How is that?
00:42:01Pretty bad, yeah.
00:42:02Pretty bad.
00:42:04Man.
00:42:05So, it suddenly became real.
00:42:07It had become real a long time ago.
00:42:10You are being dragged.
00:42:11After OLS.
00:42:12I was stuck after OLS.
00:42:14This is not my song.
00:42:16You are being dragged.
00:42:17You have to make the whole episode, you motherfucker.
00:42:20You are being dragged.
00:42:22You have to make your episode.
00:42:28And if the episode is something else?
00:42:30Yes, so?
00:42:31Take your dad's WhatsApp number.
00:42:33Send him a direct DM.
00:42:34Tell him.
00:42:36Do you have a picture of your boyfriend?
00:42:38Send him a picture of your boyfriend.
00:42:39No, I don't have a boyfriend.
00:42:40She is saying that she doesn't have a boyfriend.
00:42:41Is platonic going on?
00:42:42Not platonic.
00:42:43I was in a different zone then.
00:42:44She is in freelance now.
00:42:45Freelancers?
00:42:46They are freelancers.
00:42:48But how is your mom?
00:42:49She is fine?
00:42:50I think so, yeah.
00:42:51No, no, no.
00:42:53She is not fine, but yes.
00:42:55Okay, no stress.
00:42:56Okay, no stress.
00:42:57Let's not go into that now.
00:42:59It's very sweet.
00:43:00She wants to make her mom proud also.
00:43:01Her mom is also handling all of this.
00:43:03She knows you are trying to make her proud.
00:43:04Give her a big round of applause.
00:43:06Very sweet.
00:43:08Making all the jokes like a star.
00:43:10Vipul Goyal going non-stop.
00:43:12Unleashed.
00:43:13No, no.
00:43:14Very nice.
00:43:15So, it's time to score you.
00:43:17I have given you an 8.
00:43:19I have also given you an 8.
00:43:22I have given you a pregnant 10.
00:43:238.
00:43:258 from Sonali and?
00:43:279.
00:43:289.
00:43:29That makes your average 8.5.
00:43:32I won!
00:43:53That's amazing, bro.
00:43:56Let's go.
00:43:57Bro.
00:44:00That's crazy.
00:44:01Congratulations.
00:44:04You win 1 lakh rupees.
00:44:08Yes.
00:44:09Yes.
00:44:10Yes.
00:44:11Yes.
00:44:13Yes.
00:44:141.5 lakh.
00:44:15Hey, bro.
00:44:16Sonali is crying.
00:44:19Sureshree, Sureshree, Sureshree.
00:44:20You won only because I gave 10.
00:44:22What do you need?
00:44:23Can you also take the mic?
00:44:26Bro, this is a moment.
00:44:32I was thinking about the episode.
00:44:37I will put it here.
00:44:38Look at them.
00:44:41Bro, are you fine?
00:44:43Let's go.
00:44:44Make some noise.
00:44:48Mic, mic, mic, mic.
00:44:49Mic, mic, mic.
00:44:50Hey, Sureshree.
00:44:51What does the number 1 lakh
00:44:52look in your mind to you right now?
00:44:55Success.
00:44:57Yes.
00:45:00All thanks to POP UPI.
00:45:02I will send you 1 lakh rupees
00:45:03through POP UPI.
00:45:04So, download POP UPI.
00:45:06It will be in your account.
00:45:07And you can spend it on anything.
00:45:09It will be in your account.
00:45:10What will you do with 1 lakh rupees?
00:45:11We will figure it out.
00:45:12We will invest.
00:45:13Invest. Let's go.
00:45:15Maybe you can finally move out of Malad.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:19Thank you so much for coming, bro.
00:45:20All the best.
00:45:21Give it up for Sureshree.
00:45:22Thank you so much.
00:45:23Round of applause for Sureshree.
00:45:28Bro.
00:45:30I give 10.
00:45:31Oh, man.
00:45:34Thank you so much for coming, bro.
00:45:36Amazing.
00:45:37India has got latent.
00:45:38India has become a talent.
00:45:41Bro, someone cried for the first time.
00:45:42Bro, this is a full circle.
00:45:44This is a full circle.
00:45:48We have one last act.
00:45:49He is going to do car sound replication.
00:45:52Car sound replication?
00:45:53I think it's pretty crazy.
00:45:55So, we need your full energy
00:45:57because it's the last act of the night.
00:45:58Make some noise for Ansh Das.
00:46:02So, a lot of car lovers
00:46:03must be sitting in the audience.
00:46:04Right.
00:46:05BMW M5 competition.
00:46:06Everyone knows it.
00:46:07Right.
00:46:08No.
00:46:09That's standard.
00:46:10He is half Uber.
00:46:12What is he saying?
00:46:14Everybody knows it already.
00:46:16Please restart the timer, guys.
00:46:38Amazing, bro.
00:46:40It's time for a fly-by.
00:46:55This is for the F1 fans.
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:57Let's go.
00:47:09Wow.
00:47:19So, Sameer bhai.
00:47:20Do you have any favourite sports car?
00:47:22Yeah, Porsche.
00:47:25Drink some alcohol first.
00:47:40How was it?
00:47:41Amazing.
00:47:44WagonR.
00:47:48I can do Tesla.
00:47:50I have...
00:47:51Yes.
00:47:52Tesla.
00:47:53Bhai, how do you do that
00:47:54when Maruti reverses?
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:58I can do drift car for you.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00Sure.
00:48:01Same thing.
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03Same thing.
00:48:04Okay.
00:48:05Same thing.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:07Same thing.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:19Wow, bro.
00:48:27Amazing, bro.
00:48:28I have one request.
00:48:29Can you say the name of...
00:48:31Like for example, can you say Suzuki
00:48:33as how the bike would go?
00:48:35What kind of a request is this?
00:48:38Like you know how the bike goes?
00:48:43You say the name like that.
00:48:56Ansh bhai, which car do you have?
00:48:59Nothing.
00:49:00Just a scooty.
00:49:01So, why did you learn all this, bhai?
00:49:04I just know it.
00:49:05I know it since childhood.
00:49:06Since childhood?
00:49:07Like how did you get into this?
00:49:09I was just sitting like this in the bathroom.
00:49:11It just came out.
00:49:12No, no.
00:49:13From the mouth.
00:49:18You are doing all this in the bathroom?
00:49:21Many people sing songs in the bathroom.
00:49:22I do this.
00:49:24He is just making sounds.
00:49:26It was a hobby.
00:49:27It's a hobby of cars since childhood.
00:49:28By the way, you are catching your mic
00:49:30and you are making these sounds.
00:49:31Are you also a beatboxer?
00:49:32Yes.
00:49:33Oh.
00:49:34If you want to do some freestyle
00:49:35like whatever.
00:49:36Beatboxing, man.
00:49:38If anyone can sing for me,
00:49:40I can give music to it.
00:49:42Hey, Sevashree.
00:49:43Yo, yo, Sevashree.
00:49:44Where are you?
00:49:45Is she here?
00:49:46Sevashree, let's go.
00:49:47Sevashree left with one lakh rupees.
00:49:51By the way, if he wins,
00:49:52you have to split the money with him.
00:49:55So, don't sing too well.
00:49:56Sing the same song you sang last time.
00:50:01You are going to miss the money
00:50:02when it's gone.
00:50:05You will cry again this time.
00:50:07Any suggestions?
00:50:08This time, the real one will come.
00:50:10Any suggestions?
00:50:11Suggestions?
00:50:12F**k it up.
00:50:14Ansh, by any chance,
00:50:15have you seen her perform today?
00:50:16No.
00:50:17No? Okay, great.
00:50:18Car driver,
00:50:19take out the garbage from the house.
00:50:22Car driver,
00:50:23take out the garbage from the house.
00:50:26We will party all night.
00:50:27We will party all night.
00:50:29It will rain alcohol.
00:50:32Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:33Hey.
00:50:34Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:35Hey.
00:50:36Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:37We will party all night.
00:50:38We will party all night.
00:50:40Great.
00:50:42You have to take one lakh with you.
00:50:45You sang so well
00:50:46when it was your turn.
00:50:47What all did you sing?
00:50:48You are going to miss me
00:50:49when I am gone.
00:50:50Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:52Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:53Hey.
00:50:54Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:55Ansh's performance
00:50:56is f**ked up.
00:50:57Alcohol, alcohol.
00:50:58Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
00:51:03Tears.
00:51:04Tears have disappeared so quickly.
00:51:06Now he is in full victory mode.
00:51:07Now Ansh will cry.
00:51:11But thank you so much for joining.
00:51:12Thank you so much, Sehwag Shree.
00:51:14Round of applause.
00:51:15Your one lakh is safe.
00:51:16He didn't win.
00:51:18So, brother,
00:51:19what do you do in Jharkhand?
00:51:21By the way,
00:51:22I am a professional Valorant player.
00:51:23Professional?
00:51:24Valorant player.
00:51:25Oh wow.
00:51:26Crazy, man.
00:51:27Do you see?
00:51:28The world has changed.
00:51:29Wow.
00:51:31That's it.
00:51:33I didn't get anything.
00:51:34He said wow and left.
00:51:36He doesn't know what Valorant is.
00:51:39At first I thought
00:51:40it was a musical instrument.
00:51:42And I was going to ask
00:51:43if he played the same thing
00:51:44in Titanic.
00:51:47Do you still live in Ranchi or Bombay?
00:51:48No, I live in Ranchi.
00:51:49I have come from Ranchi.
00:51:50Do you have to do this from Ranchi?
00:51:51Yes.
00:51:52How did you come?
00:51:53Like.
00:51:57What did you say
00:51:58when you came from Jharkhand?
00:51:59My father has come.
00:52:00Oh.
00:52:01He is sitting here.
00:52:02I guess.
00:52:03Where is he?
00:52:04Where is your father?
00:52:05Is he here?
00:52:06Yeah, he is here.
00:52:07Oh.
00:52:08Sir, if you want to come,
00:52:10you can join us.
00:52:12Wow, brother.
00:52:16Ansh, what is your name?
00:52:17Now my audience has come.
00:52:24I have come here
00:52:25to support you.
00:52:28Keep this support
00:52:29till old age.
00:52:30Uncle, even we are not doing this.
00:52:33So, uncle.
00:52:35Why don't you get him a car?
00:52:38You are sitting here
00:52:39to get him a car.
00:52:41We are not doing anything.
00:52:42You get him a car.
00:52:43Today's car is gone.
00:52:46No problem.
00:52:47The road is open for the next KLA.
00:52:49Yes.
00:52:50If he wins,
00:52:51you will get 50,000 rupees.
00:52:52In that,
00:52:53you will get a car.
00:52:55I invest in the stock market.
00:52:57Oh, then you won't get it.
00:53:01It is difficult.
00:53:02Uncle,
00:53:03you are so supportive.
00:53:04For him,
00:53:05you came with him.
00:53:07Basically,
00:53:08I saw his curiosity.
00:53:10He was talking about you.
00:53:11Okay.
00:53:12So, I said,
00:53:13in today's time,
00:53:14what changes have come?
00:53:15Let me also see.
00:53:18I was somewhere else.
00:53:20I took a flight.
00:53:21He said, let's go.
00:53:22Let's see.
00:53:23You came to see the changes.
00:53:24But you didn't get anything.
00:53:28Actually,
00:53:29I came to see
00:53:30how true he is.
00:53:31What is happening.
00:53:32What is the reality?
00:53:33So,
00:53:34he was telling you
00:53:35about the time.
00:53:36And today,
00:53:37you saw him.
00:53:39What was your opinion?
00:53:40Rate the time.
00:53:42No.
00:53:43Basically,
00:53:44I will say that
00:53:45things are changing.
00:53:52And I
00:53:53will also say that
00:53:54I was remembering
00:53:55the time
00:53:56and what I used to do.
00:53:58And today,
00:53:59when I see,
00:54:00I would like to say
00:54:01that things are changing.
00:54:03But positively
00:54:04or negatively?
00:54:06You are playing diplomatic.
00:54:07This is your thinking.
00:54:08When I was sitting here,
00:54:09I was taking it positively.
00:54:10Uncle,
00:54:11do you know
00:54:12that he does all this
00:54:13in the bathroom?
00:54:15No,
00:54:16I know.
00:54:17He is doing it at home.
00:54:21I know.
00:54:22And
00:54:23our nature is
00:54:24that
00:54:25we promote everything.
00:54:26According to today's time,
00:54:27the requirement is
00:54:28that I don't stop children.
00:54:30Because
00:54:31it is possible
00:54:32that if a skill comes out
00:54:33in that,
00:54:34then it reaches the height.
00:54:37Sir,
00:54:38I am very happy
00:54:39that you are so supportive.
00:54:40I am really grateful
00:54:41to have a father like you.
00:54:42But sir,
00:54:43have you ever
00:54:44checked the laptop search history?
00:54:45You won't be able to support there.
00:54:46You won't get anything.
00:54:47Really,
00:54:48you won't get anything.
00:54:49What are you saying?
00:54:50No,
00:54:51I do get something.
00:54:52It's not like that.
00:54:53I do get something.
00:54:54Even in that,
00:54:55you think
00:54:56that things are changing.
00:54:59He speaks perfectly
00:55:00everywhere.
00:55:03You can speak.
00:55:04He is your friend.
00:55:05He is my colleague.
00:55:06He is three years younger than me.
00:55:08He is my younger brother.
00:55:10So,
00:55:11what do you think?
00:55:12Are you happy with your son?
00:55:13Are you happy with your son?
00:55:21I am seeing your happiness.
00:55:23So, I am happy.
00:55:24But,
00:55:25I would like to see
00:55:26that positive happiness
00:55:27in the future.
00:55:28Yes.
00:55:31Very good.
00:55:32Because,
00:55:33I am telling you
00:55:34that he is preparing
00:55:35for SAT.
00:55:36SAT?
00:55:37SAT.
00:55:38SAT.
00:55:39Wow.
00:55:40So, he is preparing for that.
00:55:41So,
00:55:42his skills
00:55:43should develop
00:55:44parallelly.
00:55:45And,
00:55:46he has to give
00:55:47education in that too.
00:55:48So,
00:55:49I think
00:55:50both will be good.
00:55:51So,
00:55:52have you ever
00:55:53got angry at him
00:55:54that he is not studying
00:55:55and making noise?
00:55:56No,
00:55:57actually,
00:55:58he is not giving him
00:55:59much time.
00:56:00He is not giving him
00:56:01much time.
00:56:02That platform.
00:56:03So,
00:56:04there is nothing
00:56:05to get angry.
00:56:06If he is awake
00:56:07the whole night,
00:56:08then if I wake up
00:56:09at 3 or 4 am
00:56:10and see that he is studying,
00:56:11then I will get angry.
00:56:12I mean,
00:56:13if you wake up in anger.
00:56:14Yes,
00:56:15I will get angry.
00:56:16One parent
00:56:17will hear this.
00:56:18Has this ever happened
00:56:19in the bathroom?
00:56:20In this,
00:56:21his mother's role
00:56:22is more.
00:56:23That he keeps
00:56:24making noise.
00:56:25What is he doing?
00:56:26But,
00:56:27sir,
00:56:28has this ever happened
00:56:29in the bathroom?
00:56:30If there was
00:56:31some silence,
00:56:32then you got a doubt.
00:56:33Has the car
00:56:34gone for servicing?
00:56:42No.
00:56:47Sir,
00:56:48see who you
00:56:49came to support.
00:56:50See, sir.
00:56:51Sir,
00:56:52it's a good thing.
00:56:53As a father,
00:56:54sir,
00:56:55as a father to father,
00:56:56we are talking.
00:56:57He has spoiled
00:56:58the whole generation.
00:56:59No,
00:57:00I said that
00:57:01I take everything
00:57:02positively.
00:57:03So,
00:57:04I am taking
00:57:05your words
00:57:06because
00:57:07when it becomes
00:57:08silent in practice,
00:57:09then it feels
00:57:10good.
00:57:11Why would you feel like that?
00:57:12I am asking you.
00:57:13No, no.
00:57:14I have already
00:57:15appreciated you
00:57:16that you are
00:57:17coming at the age
00:57:18you are.
00:57:28I love you.
00:57:38How are you feeling?
00:57:39I heard
00:57:40an old man
00:57:41from my colleague.
00:57:42The one
00:57:43who called
00:57:44Vipul Goyal
00:57:45an old man,
00:57:46was my father.
00:57:51And uncle.
00:57:54You should have
00:57:55come here to support
00:57:56your father.
00:57:57I have been
00:57:58a winner
00:57:59of many things
00:58:00in my time.
00:58:01I have performed
00:58:02many things.
00:58:03That's great.
00:58:04That's great.
00:58:05That's great.
00:58:06That's great.
00:58:07That's great.
00:58:09My name.
00:58:10My name is
00:58:11Amulya Kumar Das.
00:58:12Amulya.
00:58:13Yes.
00:58:14Amulya.
00:58:15Yes.
00:58:16Sir, do you have
00:58:17more children?
00:58:18I have a daughter.
00:58:19Okay.
00:58:20I hope she is
00:58:21studying.
00:58:22She is studying.
00:58:23Who do you like
00:58:24more?
00:58:25I already
00:58:26like my daughter.
00:58:27No.
00:58:28No, no.
00:58:29Because I am
00:58:30his father,
00:58:31his daughter.
00:58:32Sir,
00:58:33young people
00:58:34will not
00:58:35understand this.
00:58:36It's okay.
00:58:38That's great.
00:58:39You have
00:58:40genuinely
00:58:41come from so far.
00:58:42Have you
00:58:43seen this show
00:58:44before?
00:58:45No, no.
00:58:46When he
00:58:47told me,
00:58:48I started
00:58:49watching it
00:58:50right away
00:58:51to understand
00:58:52what the thing is.
00:58:53I had heard
00:58:54India's Talent.
00:58:55What are the
00:58:56latters?
00:58:57Which episode
00:58:58did you see?
00:58:59You?
00:59:00No, I
00:59:01could see
00:59:02the whole slot.
00:59:03What are the
00:59:04judges going
00:59:05to say?
00:59:06And then?
00:59:08Then I came to my mental setup
00:59:10that let's abuse
00:59:12It's okay
00:59:14This must have been the trend
00:59:16Let's see what happens
00:59:18Things have changed
00:59:20I came to Mumbai to watch
00:59:22So I thought the abuse is still going on
00:59:24It's still going on
00:59:26It's still going on
00:59:28If you have watched this show
00:59:30Then you really support
00:59:32Unfortunately, I showed that episode first
00:59:34Likho 9 8
00:59:38So your mom didn't come?
00:59:40No, she's in Gujarat
00:59:42That's right
00:59:44Sir, how did you feel?
00:59:46What feedback will you give on this show?
00:59:48Which judge did you like best?
00:59:52Which things?
00:59:54Which judge did you like best?
00:59:56Definitely, I've already told you
00:59:58Old is gold
01:00:00Old is gold
01:00:02Old is gold
01:00:04Old is gold
01:00:06You do it
01:00:08I'll get it
01:00:10Arthritis
01:00:12Arthritis
01:00:14Did it hurt?
01:00:18No, it hurts on the left side
01:00:22Sir, be careful
01:00:24I've taken 4 steps
01:00:26I thought the old man is laughing at me
01:00:28What is the world come down to?
01:00:32Things are changing in a wrong way
01:00:38Sir, your performance review was very important for Vipul
01:00:40You made my night
01:00:42Thank you
01:00:44Sir, he has written
01:00:46You can sit
01:00:48No, no, no
01:00:50I run faster than you
01:00:54See
01:00:56I'm from Kashmir
01:00:58Don't challenge me
01:01:00I know that
01:01:02I've read your bio-data history
01:01:04That's why whatever I'm saying
01:01:06I'm saying it on stage
01:01:08So, he has written
01:01:10That he and his girlfriend
01:01:12He has a girlfriend
01:01:14Yes, yes
01:01:16Keep talking
01:01:20What's wrong with you?
01:01:22Things are changing
01:01:24So, he and his girlfriend
01:01:26They judge aunties
01:01:28Now aunties are
01:01:30Judging people
01:01:32There's a situation behind this
01:01:34I'll ask you
01:01:36Have you ever met
01:01:38His girlfriend?
01:01:40I know everything
01:01:42About his girlfriend
01:01:44But today
01:01:46I know
01:01:48He didn't know
01:01:50Oh
01:01:56It's a sin
01:01:58To dig up a worker
01:02:00And a father
01:02:10Mr. Amulya
01:02:12He's two years younger than me
01:02:14We're friends
01:02:16How did you know
01:02:18We're friends
01:02:20When he was in class 8
01:02:26At midnight
01:02:28He was on the phone
01:02:30And he was making different sounds
01:02:32At that time
01:02:34There was no ritual
01:02:36Of making sounds
01:02:38We were just talking
01:02:40When I heard
01:02:42That something was happening
01:02:44I left my room
01:02:46And I found out
01:02:48That he was talking to his friend
01:02:50For the first time
01:02:52In class 8
01:02:54But the conversation was over
01:02:56Later
01:02:58He told his mom
01:03:00That she's very confident
01:03:06And she also
01:03:08Likes him
01:03:10And she says everything
01:03:12To me
01:03:14But I said
01:03:16Whatever you said is fine
01:03:18But don't tell me
01:03:20That I know everything
01:03:22So it's a healthy relation
01:03:24I say it openly
01:03:26That if he
01:03:28Gains his status
01:03:30Then we don't have any problem
01:03:32Oh
01:03:34Let's go
01:03:36So brother
01:03:38Clear your SAT
01:03:40We'll give you a placement
01:03:42You'll do it right?
01:03:44I'm doing it
01:03:46You're winning today
01:03:48You've won in life
01:03:50You're crazy
01:03:52A big round of applause
01:03:54Thank you
01:03:56Thank you so much
01:04:02That's amazing
01:04:04Because of him
01:04:06I'm giving you 9th
01:04:08He was the father
01:04:10I'm giving you 10 points for uncle
01:04:12I also gave 10 to uncle
01:04:1410 from Sonali
01:04:16All comes down to Balraj
01:04:18So I've given
01:04:209
01:04:24That makes your average
01:04:269.5
01:04:329
01:04:34No
01:04:36Shit
01:04:38Oh
01:04:40Papa doesn't want you to take this seriously
01:04:42Papa killed it
01:04:44Thank you so much for joining us
01:04:46Thank you
01:04:48What a great show
01:04:50What a great show we had
01:04:52That was so good
01:04:54Uncle killed it
01:04:56Uncle just destroyed it
01:04:58A wholesome night
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