The Everything Factory
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00:00Get ready for the Game Changer tonight's guests with the courage of a grizzly bear, it's Katie Maravich.
00:10With the courage of Katie Maravich, it's Jess Ross.
00:15And with the courage of Jess Ross riding a grizzly bear, it's Jess Clemons.
00:21And your host, me. I've been here the whole time.
00:28This is Game Changer, the only game show where the game changes every show.
00:31I am your host, Sam Reich. I'm joined today by these three lovely contestants.
00:35Now, you all understand how the game works.
00:37No. No.
00:38You did not tell us.
00:39We asked and you said no.
00:41I tried to sneak in and they pushed me out.
00:45That's right. Our players have no idea what game it is they're about to play.
00:49The only way to learn is by playing.
00:52The only way to win is by learning and the only way to begin is by beginning.
00:55So without further ado.
00:57I'm shaking.
00:58Let's begin.
01:04Your order is 10 ham sandwiches.
01:12Okay, get the ham.
01:14Get the ham.
01:16I made a sandwich. I made one.
01:18Just two?
01:20Two?
01:21That's two and three.
01:24And a four.
01:26And a five.
01:28And a six.
01:30And seven.
01:32And eight.
01:34Nine and, was that ten?
01:38And ten.
01:40Moving right along.
01:44And ten sand ham sandwiches.
01:48What is a sand ham sandwich?
01:52Is there sand about to come?
01:54Do we have to guess?
01:56There is sand on this one.
01:58That is not a sand ham sandwich.
02:00These are bread that has been sanded.
02:02Sand ham sandwich.
02:04Maybe the ham goes on the outside?
02:06One sand ham sandwich.
02:08Two sand ham sandwiches.
02:10Three sand ham sandwiches.
02:12Four sand ham sandwiches.
02:14Five sand ham sandwiches.
02:16Six sand ham sandwiches.
02:18Seven.
02:20Seven sand ham sandwiches.
02:22Eight.
02:24Ten.
02:26Ten sand ham sandwiches.
02:28Let's get one minute back on that clock.
02:30Why is this so quick?
02:32Ten ducks.
02:34Oh, the duck.
02:36The heads.
02:38We have to put them together.
02:40One duck.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:44A two.
02:46Two ducks.
02:48Four.
02:50Five.
02:52Six ducks.
02:54Seven.
02:56Eight.
02:58Nine.
03:00And ten ducks.
03:02Yeah.
03:04Let's get it.
03:08Five American flags.
03:12Five American flags.
03:14Five flags.
03:16Oh, good luck.
03:18Don't let them touch the floor.
03:20Don't let them touch the floor.
03:22What the hell?
03:24Oh, it's a hard one.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:28Damn it.
03:30I'm taking off my gloves.
03:32I can't put it in my mouth.
03:34I took off my gloves.
03:36My family is a family of veterans.
03:38There's one.
03:40There's two.
03:42There's three.
03:44Four.
03:46That was three.
03:4822 seconds left.
03:50That's four.
03:52Five.
03:54You did it.
03:56Moving on.
04:06Five duck head sandwiches.
04:08I got a head.
04:10I got a head.
04:12Is this considered bread?
04:14It's not considered bread.
04:16Save the head.
04:18Save the head.
04:20One.
04:22There's one.
04:24Two.
04:26There's three.
04:28Save the head.
04:30I got one.
04:32There's four.
04:34Four.
04:36Bring the bread.
04:38Five.
04:40I got it.
04:42That's five.
04:44Three.
04:46Captain America duck.
04:48The neck and the head.
04:50Save all this stuff.
04:52You got it, Jess.
04:54You got it.
04:56Captain America duck.
04:58Then you put his head on
05:00and he makes a little cape.
05:02Just make a little cape.
05:04There you go.
05:06Make a little cape.
05:08Make a little cape.
05:10There's two.
05:12There's two.
05:14Three.
05:16That's three.
05:18Captain America.
05:20Did we not have to make flags?
05:22I was making flags.
05:24Put the flag down.
05:26On your mark. Get set.
05:28Go. Five.
05:30American flags.
05:32Five.
05:34American flags.
05:36Afraid not. Afraid not.
05:38Wait, you have to put it in the...
05:40Make yourself an American flag is the first step.
05:42Do I toss it over my head?
05:44No, not quite.
05:46No, not out there, Jess.
05:48Not out there.
05:50There you go, Katie.
05:52Now put it in.
05:54Toss it up.
05:56There you go.
05:58On the stick.
06:00It's got to be on the stick.
06:02Oh, no.
06:04We're only at one.
06:06Oh, no.
06:08That's two.
06:10And we're out of time.
06:12We did not nail.
06:14We did not nail
06:16tossed American flags.
06:18Five.
06:20Screamed at ducks.
06:22Screamed at ducks.
06:24You got it.
06:26There you go. That's one.
06:28There you go. That's two.
06:30There you go. That's three.
06:32There you go. That's four.
06:34There you go. That's five.
06:36You're done. You're done.
06:38You did it.
06:40Five.
06:42Butt rubbed sand hamwiches.
06:44We have to rub
06:46them on our butt?
06:48Sand hamwiches.
06:50Rub it on your butt.
06:52Ew, the ham goes on our butt?
06:54Wait, so do I make it into a sandwich?
06:56There you go. That's one.
06:58Two.
07:00That's two. Jess, I believe that was a ham sandwich
07:02not a sand hamwich.
07:04That's three.
07:06Ham on the outside.
07:08That's four.
07:10I just did it.
07:12Is that right?
07:14Five or six. You got it, Jess.
07:16You got it. Awesome.
07:18One minute back on the clock.
07:20We got seven. That's extra points.
07:22Three.
07:24Butt rubbed Captain America sandwiches.
07:26Captain America duck, then rub this ham sandwich
07:28on his butt.
07:30What?
07:32I ate bread and I'm so glad it was...
07:34Oh, no ham.
07:36I'll make the Captain Duck's ready to go.
07:38Yes, and
07:40butt rub.
07:42There you go.
07:44Give me a ham.
07:46We don't need it.
07:48There's a flag.
07:50Wait, here. That's two, Jess.
07:52That's two.
07:54It needs bread, Katie.
07:56It needs bread, Katie.
07:58Give me any bread at all.
08:00There you go. That's three.
08:02Fourteen seconds left.
08:04Fourteen seconds left.
08:06That's four.
08:08That's four.
08:10It says three.
08:12Jess, you got it. That's five.
08:14You did it. You did it.
08:16You did it a long time ago.
08:18I got carried away. What can I say?
08:20One minute back on the clock.
08:22Screamed at, butt rub, Sam kissed
08:24American Duck sandwiches.
08:26Wait.
08:28What?
08:30Stop.
08:32They have their flags on them, right?
08:34We got to make the American Duck's.
08:36I'm making the American Duck's.
08:38Here's the American Duck's.
08:40Here's the bread.
08:42I rub it on my butt.
08:44Here's another American Duck's.
08:46Sam kissed it.
08:48That's one.
08:50Okay. We need the bread.
08:52Bread. Here. Sam.
08:54There's another one.
08:56Was that screamed at?
08:58There you go.
09:00Here.
09:02Was that tossed
09:04and butt rubbed and screamed at?
09:06Butt rubbed.
09:08You got it.
09:10Five seconds left.
09:12I'm done.
09:14Butt rub.
09:16I'll count it. You already got three.
09:18With one minute on the clock.
09:20For what?
09:22Let me see. Five sevens.
09:24Okay.
09:26I got two.
09:28Two sevens down the hatch.
09:30Oh, there's a seven. Grab it.
09:32That's three sevens.
09:34Four sevens. Five sevens.
09:36You've done it.
09:38We got our five sevens.
09:40We got another seven.
09:42Amazing. That'll be good for your
09:44three triple decker seven sandwiches.
09:46I kissed one on my hand.
09:48Too bad, Katie.
09:50It's a bread.
09:52Here's a seven.
09:54Oh, a triple decker sandwich.
09:56No, no.
09:58There needs to be more bread.
10:00There you go.
10:02There you go.
10:04That's one.
10:06Bread seven.
10:08That's two.
10:10Seven.
10:12Three it is. Moving on.
10:14Three.
10:16Sam kissed 69.
10:20Show me a 69.
10:22Show me a 69.
10:24Show me a 69.
10:26Is this a six or a nine?
10:28It could be either.
10:30Come kiss it.
10:32Got another kiss.
10:34This makes me
10:36uncomfortable.
10:38Here's some more.
10:40Three. You're done.
10:42Is this a posterity?
10:44Kiss it. 69.
10:46We got 69.
10:48Reset that clock.
10:50Three. Corn off the cobs.
10:52Three corn off the cobs.
10:54Three corn off the cobs.
10:56Corn off the cobs.
10:58Do I have to eat it?
11:00Off the cobs.
11:02Wait, right?
11:04Do I have to eat it?
11:06You have to eat it?
11:08I can't eat this because I have two
11:10cobs. That sounds right, Katie.
11:12Hey, look.
11:14Sam, look.
11:16I'm making the corn go off the cob.
11:18Right?
11:20Sam, does this count?
11:22If the corn gets off the cob, that's all.
11:24Jess, you're doing great.
11:26I didn't see it, Katie.
11:28That's two.
11:32You're doing it, Jess.
11:34You're doing it.
11:36Seven seconds left.
11:38You got it. That's three.
11:40Yes.
11:42I hate this.
11:44I shook the corn.
11:46I technically shook the corn.
11:48I didn't really see it.
11:50Three. Four on the cobs.
11:52Four on the cobs.
11:54Make sure that corn gets shucked.
11:56Wait. Three fours on the cobs?
11:58Make sure that gets shucked.
12:00Three on the cobs.
12:02How do you guys shuck these, baby?
12:04That's one.
12:06Here. Here.
12:08Use your wrist.
12:10I got three.
12:12It just needs one.
12:14Just one four, Jess.
12:16That's two.
12:18That's three. You did it.
12:20Three ducks in bras.
12:24Ducks in bras.
12:26Ducks in bras.
12:32I'm keeping this.
12:34This is because I'm keeping it.
12:36It's so cute.
12:38Make sure those bras are fastened in the back.
12:40It should be a duck
12:42in a bralette, really.
12:44Thirty seconds.
12:48There's one.
12:50Courtesy of Jess Ross.
12:52There's two. Courtesy of Katie Maravich.
12:56Three. Courtesy
12:58of Jess Clemens.
13:00It just needs three.
13:02It's so cute. You're good.
13:04Fabulous.
13:06Three.
13:08Calculator boobs.
13:10Calculator boobs.
13:12These could be boobs.
13:14I'm afraid that's not what I have in mind.
13:16I'm afraid.
13:18We need eight.
13:20Here's an eight.
13:22You guys zero zeros?
13:24I have two zeros.
13:26There you go. That's one.
13:2828 seconds left.
13:30Oh, here's an eight.
13:32Here's an eight.
13:34I need one more eight.
13:36Fifteen seconds.
13:38That's two.
13:40Courtesy of Katie Maravich.
13:42There's an eight
13:44with seven seconds left.
13:46Five, four,
13:48three, and yes.
13:50Three calculator boobs
13:52sold.
13:54Three calculator
13:56boobs in bras.
13:58Bras.
14:00Three calculator boobs
14:02in bras.
14:04Here's the boobies.
14:06Save them.
14:08Put them in your pocket.
14:10I got eight.
14:12Give me bras.
14:14Package them up.
14:16I'll package them, baby.
14:18Make sure they're fastened in the back.
14:20It's got to be tied in the back.
14:22There you go. That's one.
14:24Courtesy of Jess Clemens.
14:26Do you guys have any more letters?
14:28Two.
14:30Courtesy of Katie Maravich.
14:32Where are the eights?
14:34We need more eights.
14:36There it is.
14:38Did we save a bra?
14:40Nine, eight,
14:42six, five,
14:44four, you did it.
14:46I got an eight.
14:48Your last prompt
14:50with one minute up on the clock.
14:52Are you ready?
14:54Is everyone ready?
14:56Yes.
14:58One. Toss. Screamed at. Butt rub.
15:00Sam kissed Captain Emera Duck in bra
15:02and seven triple-decker sandwiches.
15:04Triple-decker sandwiches.
15:06It just needs one. I got one.
15:08Let me put it in a flag.
15:10Here's the sandwich.
15:12The sandwich is done.
15:14I got seven.
15:16Is there three pieces of bread in there?
15:18Three pieces of bread. Is it tossed?
15:20I just tossed it.
15:22Screamed at. Butt rub.
15:24Kiss that baby.
15:26And in.
15:28Well done, players.
15:32You crushed your day
15:34at the Everything Factory.
15:3619 out of
15:3820 orders
15:40fulfilled. I think after a long day
15:42at the Everything Factory, you are entitled
15:44to a vacation.
15:46And so each of you is getting
15:48$1,000
15:50worth of vacation rental
15:52credit to spend however
15:54you choose.
15:56I can't get all this money!
15:58Oh my god!
16:00That's it for us here at Game Changer. I'm Sam
16:02Rice, reminding you that
16:04the most important factory
16:06isn't here. And if it shuts
16:08down, you die. Goodnight!
16:20Goodnight!