Laughter Chefs 2024 S01 E24
Laughter Chefs 2024 S01 E24
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00:30Jai Shri Krishna, Jai Shri Krishna, Hathi Gola Palki, Jai Kanhaiyaa Lalki, Hathi Gola Palki, Jai Kanhaiyaa Lalki
00:40Harpal Ji, where did the Tirpal Ji who used to be with you go?
00:46Why is Bharti coming late? We want an answer, how is she coming late?
00:53Where is she?
00:54They don't even give us two extra minutes to eat.
00:57They run after handsome, handsome artists with a stick as if they are a bull or a goat.
01:05What was that?
01:10And the biggest thing is that on a 12-hour shoot, she makes an 8-hour shoot of her own.
01:15She is making money from the revenue there.
01:17Separately.
01:18Double the money.
01:19Sir, the people are right.
01:22Colors, where is your violence? Call her here.
01:25What has Bharti done?
01:27The pyre is burning in my breath.
01:30Bharti, Bharti, Bharti, Bharti.
01:36Where is Bharti?
01:37Will there ever be a dawn here?
01:40Come back.
01:43These Colors will not say anything because Colors are biased.
01:47Because Colors are biased.
01:51Come back.
01:54Come back.
02:11Now you have only left the path of violence.
02:15Now food will be prepared only when someone comes to help us.
02:19That's it.
02:21Only divine power can save us now.
02:24Right.
02:31No one will come to help you.
02:33No one will come.
02:40They will come.
02:41They will come to help us.
02:44Lord, please appear. Lord, help us.
02:51I don't think anyone will come.
03:14Radhe, Radhe, Radhe.
03:16Without you, nothing is possible.
03:26Radhe, Radhe, Radhe.
03:29Radhe, Radhe, Radhe.
03:31Glory to Babaji.
03:34Did you see?
03:35On the day of Janmashtami, God heard us.
03:37He heard us.
03:38Now Colors will have to hear us.
03:40Babaji, Babaji.
03:42Babaji.
03:44Hey, son. Hey, blue shirt.
03:46Yes, me.
03:47Go and clean the carrots.
03:50Babaji has seen the real form of all of you.
03:54And he has come only to protect me.
03:56You?
03:58Did you see, Babaji?
03:59She keeps insulting us like this.
04:01She doesn't see that the camera is on.
04:03The whole world is watching.
04:04Every Thursday and Friday at 10 o'clock at Colors.
04:06Promotion is also necessary.
04:09What an insult. What an insult.
04:11Insult?
04:12I don't know what all he makes us do.
04:15We are being tortured a lot.
04:17Babaji, do something, please.
04:21Look at this poor man.
04:22Such a big businessman of Kashmir is crying here.
04:25He doesn't even give his consent.
04:32By the way, all of you should know how to cook food.
04:35Cooking food is a good thing.
04:37Cooking food is not a problem.
04:38But the problem is where you get the food from.
04:46What did you eat for breakfast, Harpal?
04:47Medu Vada.
04:48Medu Vada.
04:49Did you eat Medu Vada yourself?
04:51Italian, Spanish, Russian?
04:57Don't worry, Babaji.
04:59You are very welcome to our show Laughter Chef.
05:02Long live Babaji.
05:06Long live Anuradha Babaji.
05:08Please come, sir.
05:20Babaji, I have seen a lot of your programs.
05:23People ask questions.
05:25Can I ask a question?
05:27Yes, you are welcome.
05:28I mean, I am getting old.
05:31What?
05:37Oh.
06:01Oh.
06:09So, how do I propose to her?
06:12I don't understand.
06:13Love on an expiry date.
06:20Babaji, Babaji.
06:21Congratulations.
06:22Long live Babaji.
06:24Long live Babaji.
06:27Oh, expiry date.
06:29Babaji, let me tell you.
06:31If he sleeps at home for a long time in the morning,
06:34his family members light a lamp for him.
06:47Babaji, tell me this.
06:49I am married.
06:50He is not married.
06:52If both of us get married,
06:53who will be more sinful?
06:57You are already married?
06:59Yes, sir.
07:00Sir, I have two elder sons.
07:01They are also married.
07:02He knows everything.
07:03Tell me.
07:08Where is your first wife?
07:10She is in Amritsar.
07:12She is in my heart.
07:16She is in heaven.
07:17She has everything.
07:18If you have a wife,
07:19then why do you have to remarry?
07:21Is it a sin?
07:22Then I don't marry,
07:24So, it's okay if I don't marry her, but if she does, then we'll have a problem, right?
07:33No, she will also feel the sin of ruining a woman's house, right?
07:36That she will destroy the entire house.
07:39Wow!
07:40Wow!
07:41Wow!
07:47She has been saying Nia, Nia, Nia for the last two months.
07:50She has become a hernia.
07:54Ha ha ha ha!
08:02I feel like insulting her so much that I want to poison her and then give her away.
08:07So, please give me some solution to escape from jail.
08:13Is it right to poison someone? How will it be right?
08:15Why would you kill Krishna, who does the work of making the entire country laugh?
08:20Wow, Babaji!
08:24Baba ji, ask him, who taught him how to make people laugh?
08:28I did.
08:29You taught him how to make people laugh.
08:30No, no, he is right.
08:32The one who taught me how to make people laugh is my guru.
08:35He is from Kashmir.
08:36I am telling the truth.
08:41How did he leave like that?
08:43Because of him, whatever I am today, Baba ji, is because of him.
08:49For the first time, it has happened that even after marriage, someone is happy like Krishna.
08:54Otherwise, after marriage, people's faces get hanged.
08:58Absolutely.
09:04The symptoms that you have told us, there is a couple here with the same symptoms.
09:08Where?
09:17Who?
09:29Baba ji, I have a question.
09:31Baba ji, if there are two partners.
09:33One person is making very good food.
09:36And the other one is doing nothing.
09:38He is only singing songs.
09:40Singing songs.
09:41Singing songs.
09:42Will there be an extra pan in hell for him?
09:45In which he will put oil and boil it?
09:47Yes.
09:48What? Yes?
09:49Yes.
09:51There is a hell called Maha Raurab.
09:53There is a big pan in it.
09:55The meat that is eaten, the way they cook the fish, it is cooked the same way.
10:00It is ready to be cooked.
10:01Sir.
10:03Baba ji, I have heard that when people in hell eat more meat,
10:08and when they are fried,
10:09I have heard that a person comes there,
10:11and when he tastes it, he says,
10:12my tongue has become soft.
10:16Dio Raja.
10:17Wow.
10:24So, let's go.
10:25The questions and answers are done.
10:26Yes.
10:27Because Guru ji is with us.
10:28The purpose for which we have come here today,
10:30let's complete that.
10:32Today, we are celebrating Janmashtami in this Laughter Chef.
10:36Yes.
10:37Janmashtami will be a very unique cooking battle.
10:39Because the things that God Krishna likes,
10:42those things will be made today.
10:46The first thing that will be made,
10:48butter and sugar.
10:52What is this?
10:53It means Shrikhand, right?
10:54No.
10:55No.
10:56No butter is made.
10:57Butter and sugar will be made.
11:00Look, there is a meaning of butter and sugar.
11:02Yes.
11:03The one whose heart is as soft and delicate as butter,
11:06God steals the butter in his mind.
11:09Wow.
11:10Wow.
11:13Also, like there is sugar, but sweetness is not visible.
11:18When you eat sugar, you experience sweetness.
11:21There is such a God, but He is not visible.
11:23By doing bhakti, you experience God.
11:26Wow.
11:27Very nice.
11:28Very nice.
11:29You have said a very nice thing.
11:31Your sweetness is so good,
11:33this show is so good,
11:35that with the sweetness of this show,
11:37those who are full of bitterness,
11:39they are satisfied with your sweetness.
11:42Wow, Babaji.
11:43Wow, Babaji.
11:44Hail Babaji.
11:45Hail Babaji.
11:46Hail Babaji.
11:47Hail Babaji.
11:49Come on, let's move on to the second dish.
11:53This is Kalakand.
11:55Lord Krishna used to love sweets made of milk.
11:59So, today you will make Kalakand.
12:03It is my favorite, sir.
12:04Mine too, mine too.
12:05It tastes very good when you eat it.
12:06I don't know how to make it.
12:07We came here to become artists,
12:09but we became Kalakand.
12:12Come on, the last thing.
12:14What?
12:16There is one more.
12:19I couldn't do it.
12:24Please show it.
12:26What is this?
12:27This is Dhaniya Panjiri.
12:30The food that Lord Krishna enjoys,
12:33is the most important thing.
12:37I am done.
12:39I don't know anything.
12:41Who knows this? Please tell us.
12:43This is made of flour.
12:44We don't add rice to it.
12:45This is made of coconut, sir.
12:47No, it is not.
12:50How did you make panjiri?
12:53Kalakand
12:56Kalakand
12:59Kalakand
13:02Kalakand
13:05Kalakand
13:08Kalakand
13:11Kalakand
13:13Sir, please protect us.
13:15From whom?
13:17I have heard that saints don't eat much.
13:19Why are you asking us to make so many things?
13:23Kalakand
13:25Kalakand
13:27Sir.
13:28Sir.
13:29Don't protect him.
13:31Because he didn't protect us.
13:36I will make it.
13:37You will make it?
13:38I will make it.
13:39Come on, son.
13:40Come on, sister.
13:41You are blessed.
13:45We are celebrating Janmashtami today.
13:47We want to make Lord Krishna happy.
13:49So, we will celebrate Radhe Radhe today.
13:53Radhe Radhe
13:55Radhe Radhe
13:57Radhe Radhe
13:59Radhe Radhe
14:01Radhe Radhe
14:03Radhe Radhe
14:05Radhe Radhe
14:07Who will go to run the factory?
14:09Who will go?
14:10Brother Ali.
14:11Brother Karan.
14:12Brother Vicky.
14:13Daughter Jannat.
14:15Daughter Nia.
14:16Thanks.
14:17And sister-in-law Kash.
14:19They have sent sister-in-law Kash.
14:21Now, I won't get sweets.
14:22I will get Mr. Mishra.
14:26Cardamom and cloves.
14:28Cardamom.
14:29Cloves.
14:30Sweets.
14:31Sweets is a stone of sugar.
14:33I will give you one card full.
14:34Pick it up.
14:35Then fill the other card.
14:36And don't let it get stolen.
14:37Please.
14:38The thing you will give me.
14:39I will keep it like Nia.
14:41I will hold it.
14:42Because all the sweets.
14:43Dry fruits.
14:44Everything.
14:45Bring it.
14:46See what Karan is picking up.
14:48Bring sugar and powder.
14:50Bring the other one too.
14:51I haven't tasted it yet.
14:52So, I don't know the taste.
14:53So, I can't make it.
14:54Ready to go to the market?
14:56Yes, ma'am.
14:57Three.
14:58Two.
14:59One.
15:00Go.
15:05I am sick today.
15:06Give it to me.
15:07Give it to me.
15:11Nia, bring the semolina.
15:15Karan.
15:16Take the pot.
15:19Dear, ghee.
15:20Ghee.
15:23Sir, have you ever seen a live bird house?
15:25Yes.
15:26Look behind you.
15:29Sweets.
15:30I couldn't find the box.
15:31Jannat, there is something here.
15:32Come fast.
15:37There are different kinds of animals here.
15:41This is an elephant.
15:45That is a lizard.
15:48This is a camel.
15:52Rahul.
15:54Rahul, take him away.
15:58We had sent humans.
16:00Now, all the animals will come out.
16:12Reeve.
16:13Reeve.
16:14Give it to him.
16:15That's what I am saying.
16:16Reeve.
16:19Whom is she talking to?
16:20What?
16:21Reeve.
16:24Reeve.
16:25Take it.
16:26I want it.
16:27I will take the recipe card.
16:29No.
16:30What?
16:36Ten.
16:37Take the pot.
16:38Tulsi leaves.
16:39Nine.
16:40Eight.
16:41Cash.
16:43Six.
16:46Five.
16:49Four.
16:50Three.
16:54Two.
16:55One.
16:56Zero.
17:12I don't know how tulsi leaves look like.
17:16How many saunf have you brought?
17:18I want only one.
17:19I will give the rest.
17:20You fool.
17:21We have to make it.
17:22Coriander.
17:23Yes.
17:24Babaji, I want to tell you.
17:26You showed me sugarcane.
17:27We have to make it.
17:28My wife has brought this.
17:32What should I do with this?
17:33Oh.
17:37You said long.
17:39This was the only long thing there.
17:41Your mother's Jai.
17:42What she has made.
17:44Like milk.
17:45I am alive.
17:50Thank God.
17:51The stick was not there.
17:52She took it.
17:54Guruji.
17:55Let's take rest.
17:56Gas.
17:58Lighter.
18:01Action.
18:06Listen.
18:07I will take out butter in this.
18:08How to cut?
18:09How to break the milk?
18:10Butter.
18:11Then what to do?
18:18From where should I start?
18:22What to do?
18:23What should I do?
18:28It doesn't have paneer.
18:29Paneer.
18:30Not paneer.
18:31Khoa.
18:32Khoa is there.
18:33Kala Kanya will have khoa.
18:34Where to put paneer?
18:35Tell me.
18:36Like paneer.
18:38I am so sorry.
18:39If I ever came to you.
18:40Forget it ever happened.
18:50I want to ask one thing.
18:51Kala Kanya is made from this.
18:52From this.
18:53This is paneer.
18:54Yes.
18:55Is this used?
18:56What?
18:57In Kala Kanya.
18:58I don't have an idea.
18:59You don't have an idea.
19:00How will we make?
19:01We have been called without an idea.
19:03We know that.
19:04Yes.
19:09What have you put in this?
19:11In the pot.
19:12This is coriander.
19:17Is this in your pot too?
19:19Coriander.
19:20No.
19:21It's empty.
19:22It's not coriander powder.
19:23It's ash.
19:28If we had made butter in this.
19:29What would have happened?
19:35Did someone's ashes fall in the pot?
19:36This.
19:38Babaji.
19:40Later we will know.
19:41Someone's grandfather had kept it.
19:45It must be Mr. Sudesh.
19:51I will put it in the cream.
19:52Take it.
19:53Put some.
19:54Take it.
19:55Someone has taken extra.
19:56I am going to ask everyone.
20:05We can be so dumb.
20:06Look, he has given me cream.
20:09You start doing cream, Vicky.
20:18Ali, do you want to put more?
20:19Not now.
20:20First make less.
20:21Half.
20:22Then put some more.
20:23Keep it in the middle.
20:24It's a big problem of theft.
20:25It's a big problem of theft.
20:35Take it.
20:38Have you done theft or not?
20:40What do you want, Karan?
20:42Karan, what is this misbehaviour?
20:44What do you want now?
20:45Give it to me.
20:46Give it to me.
20:47Give it to me.
20:48Give it to me.
20:49How much will you give?
20:56What will you make in the pot?
20:57Butter.
21:19Sir.
21:20How are you, sir?
21:26This is your station.
21:27This is my station.
21:28Okay.
21:29This is yours.
21:30You forgot.
21:31Your memory is a little weak.
21:40I have stolen it.
21:48Sir.
21:49Doesn't Bharti look like this?
21:50In Vrindavan, people sell lemon water in the pot.
21:56And the pot is also looking from below to see who is the pot among us.
22:08Where is our Ravi?
22:11Thief.
22:14I just brought him.
22:16Thief.
22:17Thief.
22:18Thief.
22:19Krishna took him.
22:20Krishna took him.
22:21Krishna came.
22:22Krishna took him.
22:23I can't find him.
22:24Thief.
22:25Thief.
22:26Thief.
22:27Thief.
22:28Thief.
22:29Thief.
22:30Thief.
22:31Thief.
22:32Thief.
22:33Thief.
22:34Thief.
22:35Thief.
22:36Thief.
22:37Thief.
22:38Thief.
22:39Thief.
22:40Thief.
22:41Yes.
22:42Yes.
22:43I have stolen.
22:44What?
22:45Ravi.
22:49I swear, I will beat Krishna so much.
22:51Stop it.
22:52And this is Mathra, right?
22:53Something is happening.
22:55It will keep happening. It will become automatic.
22:57I know that. But now I have it.
22:59Even I had the same thing.
23:01What? Is it bad?
23:04He said something. I said the same thing.
23:19Babbu, please put some more.
23:21More.
23:31There is too much coconut.
23:32Make it. We will separate it.
23:34Put more. Put more.
23:35Put more. Put more.
23:36Put more. Put more.
23:37What is this?
23:38Baby will not put enough coriander.
23:40Baby had put it on top for him.
23:41It will have a very bad taste.
23:48Let's reduce the quantity.
23:50It will get roasted well. It won't take much time.
23:54Listen to me. We don't need so much.
24:01It's done, Manku.
24:03Yes, make it.
24:04You won't understand the quantity, right?
24:06Do it. Do it.
24:07It will get roasted well. It won't take much time.
24:09It will be done quickly. I am telling the truth.
24:11You are, you are, you are, you are
24:13My number one lover
24:17I have full faith
24:20You won't lose
24:23Wow!
24:24I won't lose
24:27I won't lose
24:30I have full faith
24:34I won't lose
24:38The whole city is in a frenzy
24:41The whole city is in a frenzy
24:43The time of separation has come
24:46Take care of your Gagri
24:48The whole city is in a frenzy
24:50The time of separation has come
24:54Take care of your Gagri
25:01I don't even know if butter is being made or not.
25:03The whole city is in a frenzy
25:07The whole city is in a frenzy
25:09The time of separation has come
25:11Take care of your Gagri
25:15Get out, butter. Get out. Please get out today.
25:17The time of separation has come
25:19Take care of your Gagri
25:21I will kill him one day. I will get him.
25:26The heaven is not being made.
25:29Dream, no one's dream is being made so soon.
25:31Everyone has to keep jumping. Only then it will be made.
25:34Krishna.
25:35Yes.
25:37Do you know there is one more thing to do with this pot?
25:41What?
25:41Your friend is very arrogant.
25:44Yes, Mr. Sudej. Tell me.
25:47I don't understand what he is arrogant about.
25:49But you tell me.
25:52If your friend is very arrogant,
25:54then do one thing. Pack this and gift it to him.
25:57Okay.
25:58He will ask, what is this?
26:00Tell him that arrogance ends with this.
26:04He will say, how does arrogance end?
26:06He will say, one day, just like there is coriander in this pot,
26:10one day, our ashes will settle in it.
26:13What is there to be arrogant about?
26:17I would like to give this pot to the channel.
26:20The people of Colors are very arrogant.
26:33I have made a chana with the milk. I am doing well.
26:36And I have added sugar to the milk.
26:39But let me mash it a little.
26:40Yes, mash it.
26:41Don't make it cold.
26:42No, mash it.
26:43I have mashed it.
26:45We will add some saffron to it. Is it bursting?
26:47No, it is not bursting.
26:51See, it is not bursting until I add a little more.
26:58You had to crush it and add it, Kash.
27:02You had to crush it.
27:06Babaji, let me tell you a little about myself.
27:09I am also a little Baba.
27:12No, no, let me tell you a little about myself.
27:14Do you know why? When I am with Nia, she says,
27:15forgive me, Baba.
27:19Go, Baba.
27:20So, I am a little Baba.
27:23He doesn't do anything. He is all alone.
27:27I saw a reel of yours.
27:28You were telling me to add so much to 70.
27:31What should be added to 70, that it becomes 70.
27:3570, 70, 70.
27:38Please tell me that.
27:39Don't add. Add something.
27:41Just adding. Don't add anything.
27:43From 70 to 70.
27:46So, what should be added to 70, that it becomes 70.
27:4870, 70, 70.
27:52Adding your quantity will make it 70.
27:55I see.
28:00So, Babaji, what should be added to Nia,
28:02that it becomes our couple?
28:06Yes.
28:08And what should I do so that I get rid of him?
28:13So, if you add Nia to Ma, it becomes Niam.
28:15Stay with Niam.
28:16Oh, stay with Niam. Wow, wow, wow.
28:19My love is like a boat in the middle of a whirlpool.
28:22It sways and sways.
28:24Let's cross it quickly.
28:26Let's cross it quickly.
28:30Okay, tell me.
28:32Tell me the two benefits of drinking alcohol.
28:35DRINKING ALCOHOL
28:38The biggest benefit of drinking alcohol
28:41is that a person goes to God quickly.
28:47Do you know how many mothers and women in India
28:50are troubled because of alcohol?
28:53You're right.
28:54And the mothers who drink...
28:58Babaji, if the mothers at home drink two bottles,
29:02what should be done?
29:03Why is he looking at Kashmira like that?
29:06I didn't talk about Kashmira.
29:08You tell me the solution.
29:10Does sister-in-law drink?
29:11No, no, not at all.
29:12Don't believe anything he says.
29:14No, no, I'm just joking.
29:15She drinks blood and stuff.
29:17DRINKING ALCOHOL
29:25Babaji, do husbands ask you the most questions
29:28or do single people ask you the most questions?
29:31Everyone asks.
29:32I saw a question, a kid asked you, he was crying.
29:35He said, my mom...
29:38He was crying.
29:39He said, my mom smells bad at home.
29:42The smell of chicken is very bad.
29:44He was crying like that.
29:45Sir, he was the one.
29:46He's grown up now.
29:50Okay, tell me something.
29:52If your kid tells you not to drink alcohol,
29:56will your kid be right or wrong?
29:57He'll quit, sir.
29:58If he's a father like me, I'll quit right away.
30:00Sir, he's the opposite. He'll make her drink too.
30:05No, no, he's right.
30:06He'll quit.
30:07He'll quit the kid.
30:12Sir, tell me something so that when I go home today,
30:15I'll tell my wife that and she'll be very happy.
30:18Hold your wife's hand.
30:20And tell her that I'm leaving the house.
30:21She'll be happy.
30:24Krishna.
30:26Krishna, don't tell me what you did with Kashmira.
30:31I'll tell you too.
30:32Yes.
30:33Hold your wife's hand.
30:36Yes.
30:38Not now.
30:39When you go home,
30:41hold your wife's hand
30:44and tell her
30:46that if you feel bad about anything I say in anger,
30:52don't answer me back.
30:54And I promise that if you say anything to me in anger,
30:58I'll never answer you back.
31:01If you make this promise to each other,
31:03there will never be a fight between husband and wife.
31:05That's great, sir.
31:08Do you know why he said hold your hand?
31:10Because he knew that she'll slap him.
31:16Look, Manku.
31:17Don't feel bad, okay?
31:19Don't feel bad. I won't either.
31:21I've told you a hundred times not to argue.
31:23It won't take a second.
31:24You're not listening to me now.
31:26I'm telling you I won't.
31:27You tell me, I won't either.
31:28It was good till the work was done.
31:30The wedding was colorful.
31:34I have a small question for you.
31:35How many times do you say something to me
31:37and I don't answer you back?
31:39I keep quiet. But you never do.
31:41Don't say that. I won't either.
31:43First accept yourself.
31:45Why am I saying it?
31:46You're not. Don't say it.
31:48Don't say it. I won't either.
31:52Sir.
31:53Look, he's holding her hand properly.
31:55Yes.
31:59If you ever say something to me in a fit of anger,
32:01I won't say anything to you.
32:03When I say something to you in a fit of anger,
32:05you forgive me too.
32:09Do I have to add coriander to this?
32:11Yes.
32:11Dry coriander. Correct.
32:13Should I roast it?
32:14Yes. Roast it and add it.
32:15As soon as you went inside,
32:17you climbed on the table.
32:19Your account was spread.
32:21When I was roasting everything with coriander...
32:23Take the roasted one. It's Nia's.
32:29Sir, please tell us a way to get rid of such people.
32:33Because I...
32:34Do you want to get rid of them?
32:35Yes.
32:36Are you upset?
32:37Yes.
32:37Why do you get upset?
32:39Sir, really ask her
32:42who she knew before I met her.
32:44All the couples are friends.
32:46They're friends. They're friends.
32:48They're friends too.
32:49Listen.
32:50Why have I been given this man?
32:51He doesn't cook or do anything on the show.
32:53I'll tell you.
32:54From today, we're not related.
32:56We're just girlfriends.
32:57Husband and wife.
32:58Wow.
33:02Okay.
33:03Did you get my blessings?
33:04You didn't solve my problem.
33:05Sir, he's a witch.
33:08And I'm a man.
33:09By the way, our child
33:12will he become a human or a ghost?
33:14A demon.
33:15Demon.
33:16You're a demon anyway.
33:20Tell me the name of the child.
33:22You can name him Mangilal.
33:24Mangilal.
33:26Mangilal's mother.
33:28Where are you?
33:29That's right. It'll look so good.
33:32Mangilal and his father, Bhik Mangilal.
33:45Grind the buttermilk too?
33:46Yes.
33:47Roast it a little.
33:48Roast it.
33:49Yes, do that.
33:51Yes.
33:53Yes, Reem's milk is ready.
33:55Finally, in half an hour.
33:58Yes.
33:59The milk is ready.
34:03Baby, the sugar is less.
34:05It should be sweet.
34:05It's perfect.
34:07How is it?
34:07Perfect.
34:08Perfect.
34:11Baby, I have magic in my hands.
34:12When I make something sweet, it's a hit.
34:14The one I made the other day.
34:16You have magic in your tongue too.
34:17Make it like your hands.
34:19It'll look so good.
34:21Once upon a time in Kailash Shikhar
34:28there was a big commotion.
34:31Parvati got angry.
34:35Lord Shiva didn't come to pacify her.
34:40Then Lord Shiva asked Lord Krishna.
34:43What did he ask?
34:45Guruji, if women, especially wives
34:49get angry easily, what is the solution?
34:55Attention.
34:57Lift one finger.
34:58Yes.
34:58Keep it here.
35:00Okay.
35:01When your wife says something, keep quiet.
35:04Wow.
35:04Every man should be a slave to his wife.
35:09Right.
35:11Now, you won't talk.
35:15You don't pay attention.
35:16You don't say anything.
35:17You do it.
35:18Wait.
35:20Guruji, Vicky is very upset.
35:24Shut up.
35:25Right?
35:25Ali, he's agreeing too.
35:30Only a man knows a man's condition.
35:32No one can understand it.
35:34If your wife makes a lot of shopping bills,
35:39how do you control it?
35:42Me?
35:43Yes.
35:44Vicky, don't lie.
35:44You're not letting me answer.
35:46Think about my condition at home.
35:48Even you can't answer.
35:50A poor man is getting beaten up.
35:53Guruji, I swear,
35:56I'm the only girl in our house.
36:00Vicky is a girl?
36:05Will you get angry after hearing this, Guruji?
36:08Guruji, I mean, Vicky Jain is the only one
36:11who buys 1 lakh clothes in our house.
36:16And I'm telling you the truth.
36:17I don't have clothes.
36:19I don't have any expensive things.
36:21Because I don't have an interest.
36:22If I wanted to go somewhere, I would've bought it.
36:24But this boy is a shopaholic.
36:27If you're in a mood, this is Laxmiji.
36:30The giver of all happiness.
36:32But if it goes wrong, it becomes
36:34the mother of evil.
36:39He thinks he has eaten the lie of heaven.
36:41He's been complaining for a long time.
36:45Guruji, what do you cook for Lord Krishna
36:48on the day of Janmashtami?
36:50I make buttermilk pudding.
36:52I offer it to Lord Krishna.
36:55I worship Lord Krishna.
36:56I bathe Lord Krishna with milk, curd, ghee, sugar and honey.
37:01Then I put on beautiful clothes for him.
37:03I adorn him.
37:05Then I perform his aarti.
37:06I sing his bhajans.
37:07And when it's 12 o'clock at night,
37:10I perform his divine aarti.
37:12Great.
37:14Krishna Janam.
37:15Yes, Krishna Janam.
37:16We celebrate Krishna Janam.
37:17And we celebrate a lot.
37:18We celebrate a lot.
37:20We dance and sing.
37:21We dance and sing.
37:22All the devotees celebrate.
37:24We celebrate the festival of God.
37:26Sir, many colours are blown.
37:28That's on Holi.
37:29On Holi, you make your buttermilk.
37:35Guruji, I want you to make buttermilk pudding
37:40for all the devotees of Lord Krishna.
37:42Then we'll be very grateful
37:44that the devotees of Lord Krishna
37:46ate your buttermilk pudding today.
37:48That's great.
37:49That's a great thing.
37:50Come, Guruji.
38:01Come.
38:02We're very grateful.
38:04We don't need a star.
38:05Guruji, you're on our counter.
38:06What else do we need?
38:07I can smell a beautiful fragrance from here.
38:10We've tried our best.
38:13And we're making this pudding.
38:15It's very beautiful.
38:15And Lord Krishna's hands were like this
38:17when he used to eat butter.
38:20So, I'm making butter like this.
38:21Absolutely.
38:22That's great.
38:23That's great.
38:30Guruji, you said something about a biscuit.
38:34That reel went viral.
38:35Yes.
38:35What was it? What's a biscuit?
38:37What's a biscuit?
38:38Whiskey kit.
38:40Yes, it has whisky in it.
38:41It means poison.
38:43Whiskey kit.
38:45Look, I'm making buttermilk pudding.
38:47It's so healthy.
38:48You should eat this.
38:49Guruji, is buffalo milk good or cow milk?
38:52Cow milk.
38:52Cow milk, right?
38:53I like the milk of the milkman.
38:58He comes to us.
38:59Don't call him Brindaman, please.
39:02Why?
39:02He drinks 20 litres of milk a day.
39:06Do you drink buffalo milk?
39:08Milk is a good thing.
39:09You should drink milk.
39:11He doesn't know why he has to work so hard.
39:13Sometimes, a buffalo comes out of the milk
39:14and it keeps giving milk inside.
39:24Guruji, is it true that a husband is God?
39:26Yes.
39:27Then why don't you call him wife?
39:28A wife is also a form of God.
39:31Yes, okay.
39:32You just need to know which God you are.
39:34Which God is a husband?
39:35Is he bigger than me or smaller?
39:37If a husband looks at his wife,
39:39then he is like Lord Shiva.
39:40And if a wife looks at her husband,
39:42if your husband is simple,
39:44then he is like Lord Rama.
39:46If he is a little mischievous,
39:48then he is like Lord Krishna.
39:49If he is a little mischievous,
39:50then he is like Lord Vamana.
39:52If he is a little angry,
39:53then he is like Lord Narasimha.
39:55This is how you should look at your husband.
39:57Harsh, I won't hit you when I come home.
40:01Earlier, I didn't raise my hand.
40:03Guruji, I just kept my knees on his neck.
40:08Now, I will consider my husband to be a form of God.
40:11I won't say anything now.
40:13Now, don't do the dishes.
40:14Just cook the food.
40:23Guruji, you just said that a husband is a form of God.
40:26Tell her that.
40:29A husband always says that he wants Sita.
40:31You should also become Lord Rama.
40:32Absolutely.
40:33That's great.
40:37You are.
41:08Guruji, you sing. I am enjoying it.
41:10Where are you going, sister-in-law?
41:11Come, let's act like a king.
41:16Yes.
41:17Which movie did sister-in-law watch?
41:22Krishna never leaves his sister-in-law's side.
41:24Let's go to the disco.
41:29Let's go to a hotel.
41:30Where did he go?
41:31No one will see us here.
41:34Let's go somewhere.
41:37Let's go and fight for love.
41:39Let's go and fight for love.
41:40Let's go and fight for love.
41:42Let's go and fight for love.
41:44Let's go and fight for love.
41:47Look at her.
41:48Her husband is cleaning the house and she is doing this.
41:53Just act like a king.
41:55You don't think you should help me at all?
41:57I am helping you. Come.
42:01Anku, I am working here.
42:03You are fighting for love.
42:05Sorry, babes.
42:07If I had gone to do this, how would you have done it?
42:09You do it.
42:10Look, listen to me.
42:11Honestly.
42:17Shall I tell you all something?
42:19Listen carefully.
42:21There is a small story which will teach you a big lesson.
42:25I will leave from here.
42:26But as a story, education will always be with you.
42:29There was a washerman.
42:31He used to go to the jungle to feed donkeys.
42:34One day, he found a shining stone in the jungle.
42:38He brought the stone and put it around his neck.
42:41He used to bathe the donkey every day and rub it with soap.
42:45One day, the washerman passed by.
42:47The washerman saw that it was a diamond.
42:49The donkey was bathing the donkey and rubbing the stone.
42:53The washerman said,
42:55Hey, washerman, how much did you pay for this stone?
42:57The washerman thought that if he asked how much the diamond was,
43:00the price would increase.
43:01Yes.
43:02So, he asked cleverly how much the stone was worth.
43:04The washerman said, there are so many stones in the jungle, you can go.
43:08You will get a lot. He said, no, I want this.
43:10So, I will give you two rupees.
43:13The washerman said, wow, two rupees for a stone is a lot.
43:17The poor washerman didn't know that it wasn't worth two rupees,
43:19it was worth crores.
43:21As soon as the diamond came into the hands of the donkey,
43:26the diamond broke into pieces.
43:30Why?
43:31The washerman said, wow,
43:33you were in the donkey's neck and it didn't break.
43:36You were cleaning the donkey and it didn't break.
43:39When it came into the hands of the donkey, it broke into pieces.
43:43The washerman heard the sound of the broken diamond.
43:46He didn't even know what my price was.
43:49He didn't even know who I was.
43:51That's why I was happy with him.
43:53I was happy with the way he was keeping it.
43:56But you knew that my price was worth crores.
43:59Still, you put my price at two rupees.
44:02So, when people like you will say that my price is worth two rupees,
44:05I will break into pieces.
44:07Wow.
44:08Wow.
44:11I want to know one thing.
44:12When the diamond was cleaning the donkey,
44:17didn't you feel the pain, Mr. Sudej?
44:18I...
44:20He is talking about the donkey in the middle.
44:23Guruji, there is a very special member of our Kalas family
44:28who wants to take your blessings.
44:29Who?
44:31Our dear Megha is coming from Megha Barse.
44:47What a topic!
44:49To make a show like this, you need a lot of money.
44:52Yes.
44:54There is a big issue in our society
44:57which we almost ignore.
45:00Girls are scammed in the name of marriage.
45:03After marriage, their husbands leave them.
45:07In society, they are labelled as an abandoned woman.
45:12And women feel that their life is over there.
45:15Right.
45:16Even today, many NRIs do such scams.
45:19So, it's a scam which we are telling through this show.
45:22Megha wants to show through her journey
45:26how she fights for her self-respect
45:29and how she wants to live her life according to her dreams.
45:35Amazing!
45:37Megha will shower every evening from Monday to Sunday.
45:40At 7 p.m. only on Kalas.
45:43We are very excited about this.
45:45Guruji, I want you to give the offering to Megha
45:50so that Megha showers all over the world.
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46:18Come on. We have only one minute left.
46:36Remove the rose petals.
46:39Now, we have to apply the moonlight powder on it.
46:48SOME DAYS LATER
46:55You don't have to apply so much.
46:57It will set in the middle.
47:00This is the occasion for the moon.
47:02And if there is no curd, then what is the fun?
47:08What do you say, friends?
47:09Yes!
47:10Yes!
47:13Who is going to break the pot today?
47:18Niya?
47:20No one raised their hand?
47:22Wow!
47:24Our Niya is going to break the yoghurt!
47:26Wow!
47:28Come on, let's do it!
47:30Come on, let's do it!
47:32Wow!
47:34Wow!
47:36Wow!
47:40Elephant, horse, palanquin
47:42Hail Kanhaiya Lal!
47:44Hail Kanhaiya Lal!
47:46When did you come?
47:48When did you come?
47:50Come on, let's dance!
48:02Wow!
48:04Wow!
48:06Wow!
48:08Wow!
48:10Wow!
48:12Wow!
48:14Wow!
48:16Wow!
48:18Wow!
48:20Wow!
48:22Wow!
48:24Music
48:48Wow!
48:50Wow!
48:52the
48:59the
49:06the
49:08the
49:11the
49:14the
49:18the
49:25the
49:26the
49:27the
49:30the
49:32the
49:39the
49:43The way there is butter in a pot, the same way we have put butter and sugar on top of it.
49:48Radha kaise na jale, Radha kaise na jale.
49:51Very beautiful.
50:03This is God's prasad. It is a blessing.
50:05Hail to Bihari Lal.
50:11Very good.
50:12First of all, we have tasted the coriander panjeeri.
50:15The way there is bhog ka prasad, the same flavor is coming.
50:19The consistency is correct, the sweetness of the coriander is there.
50:22And you have made it very beautiful.
50:24Thank you so much.
50:25Let's eat.
50:31It looks very good.
50:32Tell me the full form of the prasad. What is good?
50:37Sister Bharti will tell.
50:38I was just behind.
50:40And brother Krishna and brother Sudesh.
50:42Prasadam.
50:46The full form of the prasad is
50:47Pra means Lord, Sa means presence, Da means darshan.
50:50The presence of the Lord is called prasad.
50:56Kalakand is well made.
50:58Your set is also good.
50:59Texture, sweetness, color.
51:01It is just like Kalakand.
51:03Now, butter and sugar.
51:12The flavor of butter is coming.
51:14And there is sugarcane too.
51:15So, in total, it is a good set.
51:17And the sweetness is also very good.
51:22Very good.
51:23Come ahead, Guruji.
51:24Very good.
51:39You have roasted the coriander a little more.
51:42It is a little bitter.
51:43Let's taste the Kalakand.
51:45Kalakand is mind-blowing.
51:53Guruji, how did you like this Kalakand?
51:56Is it good?
51:57Guruji is telling everyone that it is good.
51:59This Kalakand is a little dry.
52:02It is scattering.
52:03The sweetness is okay.
52:06Here I can see a little water and butter.
52:12This is very good.
52:15Come ahead.
52:24In Dhaniya Panjiri, I can see everything except coriander.
52:32The amount of coriander in this is less.
52:35As compared to the other table, the good aroma of coriander was good.
52:40The sweetness is okay.
52:41Now, let's taste this Kalakand.
52:45Guruji, how is it?
52:46Guruji, how is the Kalakand?
52:49It is good.
52:50It is good.
52:51Guruji, when will you speak ill of anyone?
52:53You are not doing it.
52:54So, why should I speak ill of anyone?
52:55So, if we go to the next one, he will say,
52:57Guruji, it is bitter.
52:58Guruji is looking at it like a offering.
53:00That is why he is saying it is good.
53:02The Kalakand is scattering.
53:03It is dry.
53:04The sweetness is okay.
53:05It is okay.
53:06It is okay.
53:13Arjun, you are working hard for the star today.
53:16Sir, cursing him is making him dance a lot.
53:18Why should I curse him?
53:21The texture of the butter is a little watery.
53:26It is okay, sir.
53:27Let's move ahead.
53:31Let's taste Dhaniya Panjiri.
53:34There is something like Kalakand here.
53:36There is something like sugar.
53:38There is something like cream.
53:40There is something.
53:43Very good, buddy.
53:44This is not Kalakand.
53:45Such an art should be stopped.
53:47Sir, you noticed one thing.
53:49When Babaji started,
53:51he was eating in a hurry.
53:52Now, he is standing behind.
53:54Take the offering.
53:55He is saying, kiss it.
53:58The consistency in this is very good.
54:01It is great.
54:02You have added butter.
54:04The flavour of coriander is also very good.
54:06It is great.
54:08Well done.
54:09According to his age,
54:11he has never seen this before.
54:12Right.
54:13But he made it.
54:14You are so old that you can't make it well.
54:16Think about it.
54:17You can't make it better than me.
54:18Stay back.
54:19Stay back.
54:22He didn't even start going to the kitchen.
54:24She listens to me.
54:25She listens to you.
54:26Exactly.
54:27And she makes it.
54:28And the softness in this Kalakand
54:31is great.
54:32It is great.
54:33The sweetness in this is also very good.
54:34He has made it soft by mistake.
54:40This butter is very good.
54:42It is great.
54:44He has made it all by mistake.
54:46They are small girls.
54:47They don't know
54:48what panjiri is.
54:53Wow.
54:54You did a great presentation.
54:55You made God happy.
54:57It is great.
54:58It is great.
54:59For the first time,
55:00you are making such a great priest
55:01eat Chudail Prasad.
55:04Let's see this.
55:05You made it so well
55:06that you broke it.
55:07It is a little tight.
55:08It is mind-blowing.
55:13Not bad, brother.
55:16It is well made
55:17but there is a little dryness.
55:19The buffalo milk you used
55:21is standing outside
55:22to take revenge.
55:27Dhaniya Panjiri
55:28you roasted it a little too much
55:30so there is a little bitterness.
55:32Mr. Makhan, Mr. Chudail.
55:36This butter and sugar syrup
55:38has a good consistency.
55:40You made a very good butter.
55:43Thank you, sir.
55:44Let's move ahead.
55:48This is a mango flavored Kalakand.
55:50Kalakand.
55:57We have made this with saffron.
55:59No one has spent so much
56:00to add saffron.
56:01Great.
56:02Great.
56:03Guruji liked it.
56:09After so much hard work
56:10if your son doesn't get a star
56:14I will give up my life, Guruji.
56:16Promise?
56:17For Mr. Chudail.
56:18Not for me.
56:20Dhaniya Panjiri
56:22has become bitter.
56:23Because you came last
56:24after roaming from there.
56:27On Janmashtami
56:28Ravan came to us.
56:33This is a little good.
56:36You have added saffron flavor.
56:37This is good.
56:38Okay?
56:39This is moist too.
56:40I will definitely say this.
56:42Moist.
56:44Butter.
56:46Butter.
56:47Guruji, you said
56:49there is no religion bigger than making people laugh.
56:51This man is making me cry.
56:55Very good.
56:56Come, Guruji.
56:57Yes, come, Guruji.
56:58Come, Guruji.
57:04Today's winner is
57:09Vicky
57:10and Ankita
57:12Reem and Janna.
57:13Go, Govinda!
57:15Hey,
57:16even if you give a suit,
57:18you keep asking for a tie.
57:19Go, Govinda!
57:20Govinda!
57:34Go, Govinda!
57:50Govinda!
57:51Govinda!
57:52Govinda!
57:53Govinda!
57:54Govinda!
57:55Govinda!
57:56Govinda!
57:57Govinda!
57:58Govinda!
57:59Govinda!
58:00Govinda!
58:01Govinda!
58:02Govinda!
58:03Govinda!
58:04Govinda!
58:05Govinda!
58:06Govinda!
58:07Govinda!
58:08Govinda!
58:09Govinda!
58:10Govinda!
58:11Govinda!
58:12Govinda!
58:13Govinda!
58:14Govinda!
58:15Govinda!
58:16Govinda!
58:17Govinda!
58:18Govinda!