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00:30Taxi! Hey, taxi! When you want one, they're never around. Uh-oh, a taxi!
00:55Hey, I hailed you first!
00:57He got here first!
00:59I didn't know I was in a race!
01:01Too late, mister! Flag's down!
01:03I'm gonna take your number down and send it to the company!
01:06Do that! Maybe you'll win a tankie!
01:10Taxi! Hey, taxi! At last!
01:16You got water all over me!
01:18You're getting in a knot! I'm losing money here just talking to you!
01:21You got a towel or something?
01:23This is a taxi, not a dry goods store! Where to?
01:26224 East 55th Street, Hotel Wadsworth.
01:30That's right around the corner!
01:32I don't care where it is, I'm soaked!
01:36Say, you don't mind if I don't pull the flag down, do you?
01:39What's that?
01:40I said you don't mind if I don't pull the flag down, do you?
01:42That way we both have an edge. I don't report it to the company and you don't have to give me a tip, because nothing registers on the media.
01:47How much do I have to give you?
01:49Well, with this heavy traffic and the rain and all, I figure about a buck fifty.
01:52But it's just around the corner!
01:55Missed alike! See, buddy?
01:57If that flag was down, the media would now be ticking away like crazy!
02:00But it's just around...
02:01Crouch on the floor, quick! Here comes the cop!
02:03What?
02:04I said crouch on the floor! I'm supposed to have the flag down when a customer's in the cab! We both go to jail!
02:08It's dirty back here, like somebody's attic!
02:11Hey, look! I found a towel!
02:13Shut up down there! You want us both arrested?
02:16Way down upon the Swami River...
02:19Okay, you can get up now!
02:21Where are you from, buddy?
02:22Out of town. I came here for a little fun and every day it rains.
02:26Get out there in a bikini! You'll have a million laughs!
02:29Quick, here comes another cop! Duck down there again!
02:32Cut that out, will you?
02:33You want us both to go to jail?
02:34Put the flag down, please! I'll pay what the media says!
02:37Oh, you want me to put the flag down, huh?
02:39Yeah!
02:40Remember, you asked for it!
02:44I feel like public enemy number one, so I'll give you a tip.
02:47So what? It's better than hiding on the floor of a taxi like a hunted criminal.
02:54What's wrong with your meter, mister?
02:55What's that?
02:56I said there's something wrong with your meter!
02:58I can't hear you with all this traffic!
03:00There's something wrong with this meter! It must be busted!
03:03Stop it, someone! Stop it! Stop it, someone! Stop it! Stop it, someone!
03:07Back in the seat, pal, or I'll turn you in for molesting a cab driver.
03:10No one's allowed up front. That's a company rule.
03:13Besides, there's nothing wrong with the meter. It's just making up for lost time.
03:17Look, let me out! Right here!
03:19You gave me an address, buddy. It's my job to get you there.
03:22That's the cabbie's creed, in case you didn't know.
03:25I'm gonna take your number down, I swear!
03:27That's all right. It's not my cab.
03:30I'll remember that!
03:31Don't get excited. The meter's working all right. We're just covering a lot of ground.
03:35You may not realize this, but we're going 50, 60 miles an hour.
03:38Then how come we're on the same block?
03:40This is a big town, buddy. Long blocks.
03:43Hey, look at that poor guy in the rain.
03:47Say, do you mind if I pick up another passenger?
03:49Give me a chance to earn another quarter or so. What do you say?
03:53I lost about half a buck keeping that flag up.
03:56Be a good scout. What do you say?
03:58Okay. Find out where he's gone.
04:02Where to, buddy?
04:03Brooklyn.
04:04Hop right in.
04:05Hey, I'm in a hurry.
04:07If you don't mind, I first have to drop this little guy off.
04:10I said I'm in a hurry!
04:11Okay, okay.
04:14Anything that'll please the customer.
04:15Brooklyn, where's that?
04:17It's across the bridge over the river, but don't worry, I'll get you back here.
04:20You said you wanted a little fun, didn't you?
04:22If I wanted a sightseeing tour, I'd go on a bus!
04:26What are you worried about? I said I'd get you back, didn't I?
04:33Here you are, buddy.
04:34Brooklyn, how much do I owe you?
04:36I figure about $4.50. Make it $4 even.
04:39Now, what did you say we're going?
04:40224 East 55th Street.
04:42Oh, yeah, that's right.
04:48Hey, what about that meter?
04:49Don't worry about the meter. Everything's going to be okay.
04:51Relax. Take in the sights.
04:52There's the Brooklyn Bridge. See it?
04:54See it? I feel like I'm buying it.
04:57I said don't worry about that meter.
04:59I told you we've got to keep it running or we'll both get arrested.
05:09Only nine more blocks to go and we'll be back at your hotel.
05:12It says $10 on the meter.
05:14I said don't worry about the meter, mister.
05:17Hey, look at that poor guy standing out there in the pouring rain.
05:20How about finding out where he wants to go?
05:22First take me home!
05:24Come on, don't be an old meanie.
05:27Where to, buddy?
05:28To the Bronx.
05:30Hop right in.
05:31And I'll hop right out here.
05:34Just a minute, pal. You owe me exactly $10.60.
05:37Plus tip, at your discretion, of course.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Thanks.
05:41Hey, you're a real gentleman.
05:45What are you doing with that towel?
05:47I'm just wringing it out a little bit.
05:49What for?
05:50Did you ever get hit with a wet towel?
05:53It stings.
05:55Put that towel down, buddy. That's company property.
05:57Hey, cut that out, will you?
05:59I said cut it out.
06:01I'll call a cop to help me. I'll call a cop.
06:03Did you say the Bronx?
06:05That's right.
06:07Hey, buddy, mind if I keep the flag up?
06:09That way we both have an edge.
06:11You get a break on affair and I don't report it to the company.
06:14Young man, I'm going to take your number down and send it right to the company.
06:18That's okay, bub. It ain't my cab.