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The protagonist of the show is a 3000s girl named Alana. She is abducted by Silverthorn, a criminal from the year 2500, in the beginning of the series, and transported back in time to the year 1990.

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00:30♪♪
00:40♪♪
00:51Silver phone!
00:53Silver phone's coming!
00:55♪♪
01:05♪♪
01:15♪♪
01:23Come on!
01:25Wait.
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01:37♪♪
01:48♪♪
01:54What are you doing here?
01:56Looking for my cricket ball.
01:57You smashed my window!
01:58Sorry, it was just a lucky hit.
02:00Oh no, Petey.
02:02How'd you get in?
02:03Over the gate.
02:05Is anyone with you?
02:07No.
02:09♪♪
02:17Uh, I'll pay for the damage.
02:19Um, I've got, uh, five cents.
02:23Um, I've got seven cents.
02:25Uh, that's twelve cents.
02:28I get my pocket money on Thursday.
02:30Uh, that's a dollar fifty!
02:35Listen, slug.
02:36This is private property.
02:38I've seen your ugly face.
02:40If I ever see it again, you'll be very sorry.
02:44Ah!
02:46Do you understand?
02:48Yes, sir.
02:50Now get out!
02:52♪♪
02:59Jenny!
03:01Jenny!
03:04Jenny!
03:09You were fantastic.
03:11I told you you'd need me.
03:13You never suspected a thing.
03:15I thought we were rednecks.
03:16It did me.
03:18Now I've got this idea of getting the capsule,
03:20but first we steal the bulldozer.
03:23We'll have to get him out of the house first.
03:25That's easy.
03:26We ring him up and tell him his office is on fire.
03:28But then he'll just ring the office and see if it's true.
03:31We cut the phone line.
03:32Then how do we ring him?
03:34We cut the mask and ring him, stupid.
03:36Cut it out, you two.
03:37We're not doing any of those things.
03:39We're going to tell Mum.
03:40Why?
03:41We can do it.
03:42I've got it all figured out.
03:44We knock down the gates with the bulldozer.
03:46Kitty, shut up.
03:47We're telling Mum because Silverthorne's dangerous
03:49and he has to be stopped.
03:50If we muck this up, Alana will never get home.
03:54I've got it all figured out.
03:56We're telling Mum because Silverthorne's dangerous
03:58and he has to be stopped.
04:00If we muck this up, Alana will never get home.
04:24Mum!
04:40Mum!
04:41Mum!
04:43You made it just in time, young lady.
04:45Mum, listen!
04:46I'm going out.
04:47I want you to lock the shop at six.
04:48Your dinner's in the oven.
04:49I'll be back by ten.
04:50Mum, listen, we've done it.
04:54Evening, ladies.
04:56Petty.
04:58Give these to your mum, will you?
05:00I was planning on taking her out,
05:01but I think I'll take this stunner instead.
05:07Oh, well, I see the plague victims have recovered.
05:10Sorry?
05:11Jenny and Alana, they weren't as...
05:12Mum!
05:13I've got to talk to you.
05:15What is it?
05:16I can't tell you in front of here, Jenny.
05:18You have got to get used to the idea
05:19that your father and I are divorced
05:21and I'm going to go out with other people.
05:22You don't understand!
05:25This is the first date I've had in ages.
05:27Don't spoil it.
05:28I promise I won't be late.
05:29I just want you to lock up the shop.
05:31Stuff the shop!
05:32Jenny!
05:33Irene, we've found the time capsule.
05:38Fantastic!
05:40It's a toy Petty's been after for ages.
05:43I hope it isn't too expensive.
05:45We'd better get going, huh?
05:48Irene, don't you understand?
05:49Mum, there's a tidal wave
05:50that's going to wipe out an island.
05:52Silverthorpe's using the time capsule
05:53to predict the future.
05:54She's got a ray gun.
05:56I can go home.
05:57What is going on here?
06:02James, I know you're going to find this
06:05a little hard to believe,
06:08but Alana isn't my niece.
06:11She's a time traveller from the year 3000.
06:16Of course.
06:17Well, that explains everything.
06:20You're taking this very well.
06:22Well, it's the only logical explanation
06:24for Alana's odd behaviour.
06:26Well, let's go.
06:27I don't want to be late.
06:31She's what?
06:45Good evening and welcome to Newsweek.
06:47Good evening and welcome to Newsprobe.
06:49I'm Mark Johnson.
06:52So when this politician becomes Prime Minister,
06:55he'll have to do whatever Silverthorne tells him.
06:57That's right.
06:58Well, that's outrageous.
06:59I mean, what are you planning to do?
07:01I was hoping you'd have some ideas.
07:06Great.
07:08Can't we tell the police?
07:10Silverthorne hasn't broken the law.
07:12You can't just charge him with
07:13illegal possession of a time machine.
07:16Well, I'm even more nervous
07:17about going to the authorities now.
07:18If we tell the wrong people,
07:20well, they may keep the time capsule
07:23and take Alana away.
07:26Don't worry.
07:27We won't let them get you.
07:30Well, they won't be able to
07:31if it all becomes public knowledge.
07:34I think we should go to the newspapers
07:35with the whole story.
07:37What about him?
07:38It'll bring tears to your eyes,
07:40and it's right here on Newsprobe.
07:42Mark Johnson could put Alana on Newsprobe.
07:44Yeah, then he'd have to give the capsule back.
07:47It's not that simple.
07:48Why would Mark Johnson listen to us?
07:50He probably gets hundreds of crank calls.
07:53This isn't a crank call.
07:55I know that, darling, but how will he?
07:59What do you think, James?
08:01Well, I used to go to school with Mark.
08:06Rick, bring him up after the show.
08:09I haven't seen him for a long time.
08:11Will he remember you?
08:12He should do. He married my girlfriend.
08:17Mark, there's an old school friend of yours on the phone,
08:19a James Rooney.
08:20James who?
08:21Rooney.
08:23Well, he says he's got the skill for the century.
08:24Will I get rid of him?
08:26No, I'll talk to him.
08:29Nobody here can find me a decent story.
08:34Hi, James.
08:35How's it going?
08:36Been a long time.
08:37Still playing hockey?
08:38No, that was James Toohey.
08:40I was the one with pimples.
08:42Pimples?
08:44Ah, Lydia.
08:45Yes, how is Lydia?
08:46Well, actually...
08:49She's divorced.
08:50Oh, look, I'm sorry to hear that, Mark.
08:53Listen, I really don't quite know how to put this,
08:56but how would you like to have the world's first time traveller on your show?
09:02A time traveller.
09:04I know this is going to sound a bit hard to believe,
09:05but there's also going to be a massive tidal wave
09:08somewhere in the Pacific early tomorrow morning.
09:10A tidal wave? Really?
09:12Still into science fiction, eh?
09:14You don't believe me.
09:16No, no, of course I believe you.
09:18Yes, I'll get a film crew to the Pacific right away.
09:21We'll have underwater cameras, surfboards...
09:23But Mark...
09:24Thank you very much for calling.
09:26Bye.
09:28Crazy.
09:29Well?
09:32Didn't believe me.
09:36Now what do we do?
09:37Now what do we do?
09:39Come in, Doctor, come in.
09:41Make yourself comfortable.
09:42Drink?
09:43No, thank you.
09:44And I strongly advise that you don't either.
09:46What's that mean?
09:48The blood tests and X-ray results aren't very favourable.
09:51It appears you've been exposed to heavy doses of radiation.
09:54And the brain tumour?
10:00It's here.
10:02Surgery's out of the question, I'm afraid.
10:04That's what the pills are for.
10:05What happened to the ones I gave you?
10:06The chemist said he'd never seen anything like them.
10:09Apparently they contain several organic compounds unknown to modern science.
10:13Where did you get them?
10:14That's my business. Can you make some more?
10:16Not unless you know what's in them.
10:17If I knew what was in them, I wouldn't have got you to analyse them.
10:20There's no need to speak to me like that.
10:21No need?
10:23I'm dying because you're too bloody ignorant to make me some more pills.
10:26Getting upset will only exacerbate matters.
10:28I strongly advise that you admit yourself to hospital.
10:31Get out!
10:33I realise you're upset.
10:34Get out!
10:36Before I put you in hospital.
10:46Primitive quack.
10:57Coming, coming.
11:04Hi.
11:06Mark.
11:07Up and at'em, Jimmy boy.
11:08Time and current affairs waits for no man.
11:11Long time no see.
11:12Still boxing?
11:13No, that was James Elliott.
11:15Sorry, mate.
11:18I didn't think you'd believe me last night.
11:20Well, you must admit it sounded pretty crazy.
11:22So what are you doing here?
11:24Haven't you heard the news yet?
11:25No.
11:26Tidal wave hit at 3am.
11:28Reports have been coming in via satellite all morning.
11:31If this girl really is from the future, then this could be the biggest story of my career.
11:35Oh, it's true.
11:36I mean, Alana really is from the 31st century.
11:38Then what are we waiting for?
11:39I've got my film crew outside.
11:40Let's boogie.
11:42Right, right.
11:45James.
11:47Close.
11:52The tidal wave was apparently caused by a massive undersea earthquake
11:56which occurred approximately 1,000 kilometres south of Tahiti.
12:00Casualty reports are still coming in
12:02but it's believed many thousands are missing
12:04and the damage to property is enormous.
12:07A special United Nations relief committee has been formed
12:10and rescue ships are already on their way to several.
12:15All those people.
12:17We could have warned them.
12:19No, we couldn't.
12:20We didn't know where it was going to happen.
12:23Besides, no one would have believed us.
12:25You can't blame yourself, Alana.
12:28Teddy.
12:31Right.
12:37Hello?
12:39Hi.
12:41Oh, you believed us!
12:43Enough to convince my producer to give me a film crew.
12:45They think I'm mad.
12:46Yeah, they're already calling him Doctor Who.
12:48But you can call me Mark.
12:49Really pleased to meet you.
12:50Let's have a look at you in the light.
12:52Oh, yeah, you're a very attractive woman.
12:54You really from the year 3,000?
12:56Mark, this is Jenny Kelly.
12:58Well, where's the girl from the future?
13:01Alana's out the back.
13:02I'll show you.
13:03No, look, the film crew haven't had any breakfast.
13:05Could you fix them up?
13:06Lead on, Jameson.
13:07Okay, guys, it's breakfast time.
13:08You just tell her anything you want, okay?
13:10All right, all right.
13:11I'd kill for a coffee.
13:12Have you got any pies?
13:15Mum, Mark Johnson's here.
13:17Yoo-hoo.
13:18Surprise.
13:19I knew you'd come.
13:21Surprise.
13:22I knew you'd come.
13:23Can I have your autograph?
13:25Irene, this is Mark.
13:26He got me out of bed at six to tell me about the tidal wave.
13:29Thank you so much for coming.
13:31Is that her?
13:32Oh, Alana, meet Mark.
13:36Hi.
13:37Hello.
13:38So you're the girl from the 31st century?
13:41Yes.
13:42And you found out about the tidal wave from the time machine?
13:46Yes.
13:48I don't believe I'm asking these questions.
13:52Have you got any proof?
13:53How else would we know about the tidal wave?
13:55Well, I don't know.
13:56That's why I'm here.
13:57But fortune-telling is a lot easier to sell than time travel.
14:01I'm going to need solid proof before I can even think about getting this on air.
14:05Alana, show Mark the transducer.
14:07She can make things fly with it.
14:09And she's got a computer that talks.
14:11Show him PJ, Alana.
14:22Do you want a bag for that?
14:24No.
14:25Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to make television history.
14:28Follow me. Let's move it.
14:32Oh, could we have some coffee out the back, thanks, love?
14:34Three whites with one.
14:39What's happening, Jenny?
14:41Has there been a murder?
14:42Not yet.
14:43Was that Mark Johnson I saw?
14:46Oh, he's so handsome.
14:48What's he doing here?
14:49He's come to interview Alana.
14:50Really? Why?
14:53She's a time traveller.
14:54New 3000.
14:56If you don't want to tell me what's going on, then don't.
14:58But don't tell lies.
15:00Come along, Zoe.
15:01We didn't come here to be insulted.
15:04Where do you usually go?
15:05There you go.
15:17Testing, one, two, three.
15:20Testing, one, two, three.
15:25Go easy with her, Amanda.
15:26She's only 14.
15:28If she's only 14, who's going to sign the contract?
15:31What contract?
15:32It gives us exclusive rights to Alana's story.
15:35Or do you want to be hounded by every journalist in town?
15:40Mandy, the contract.
15:44Why do I need to have all this stuff on my face?
15:46So you look pretty for TV.
15:48Why do I need to look pretty?
15:49You want everybody to like you, don't you?
15:52Ready, Mark.
15:54Okay, everybody, fasten your safety belts.
15:56The first shot will be of Alana using her...
15:59Transducer?
16:02Okay, Alana, you're right where you are.
16:04George, I want you to keep this wide, very wide.
16:06Make sure this spaceship is in frame at all times, okay?
16:09Please, people, out of the way.
16:10Over here, thank you.
16:11Thank you very much.
16:12Right, Mandy, slate in.
16:14Okay, rolling.
16:16Girl from Tomorrow, news probe, take one.
16:20Okay, Alana, show us what you can do.
16:23Kid, will you get out of frame?
16:28Jenny.
16:31Just relax, you'll be fine.
16:35Excuse me, will you clear the shot, please?
17:02This is a transducer.
17:04Everyone in the year 3000 has one of these.
17:11Stop, look.
17:14Look up there, look.
17:32Look.
17:43It's amazing.
17:44Shut up!
17:51The transducer can be used in many ways.
17:53I was training to be a healer and learning to use it to perform surgery
17:56and to stimulate the body's own regenerative processes.
17:59It can actually cure disease?
18:01Yes.
18:02Get this on video.
18:06It must be a wonderful time to live.
18:08I miss it a lot.
18:09If there was anything you could take from the 20th century
18:12back to your own time, what would it be?
18:15Chocolate eclairs.
18:18Tomorrow night, news probe's panel of experts
18:21will test Alana's claim that she is actually a girl from the future.
18:25Also on the show,
18:26is there a plot to control the government of this country
18:29by using knowledge stolen from the future?
18:33How the hell would they know that?
18:34Time travel, science fiction or science fact?
18:38Find out tomorrow night on News Probe.
18:43That's the threat that smashed my window.
18:57Come on, Eddie.
18:59We've got work to do.
19:05Yay!
19:07Well, it's not going back now.
19:09How do you feel, Alana?
19:11Worried about tomorrow.
19:13I don't know.
19:15I don't know.
19:17I don't know.
19:19I don't know.
19:21I don't know.
19:23I don't know.
19:24I don't know.
19:25Tomorrow?
19:26Don't be.
19:27We'll be with you.
19:29Yeah, nothing can go wrong now.
19:36Jenny?
19:37Yeah?
19:38Are you awake?
19:39No, I'm talking in my sleep.
19:42I can't sleep.
19:44Me either.
19:47What's going to happen after tomorrow?
19:50Well, I've been on TV.
19:53Lots of people want to talk to you.
19:55Do tests and examine the time capsule.
19:59Then you'll be able to go home.
20:01I won't ever see you again.
20:03We've still got 11 days till the capsule leaves.
20:05We'll be able to spend some of it together.
20:08You reckon?
20:09Ariane said it'd be alright.
20:11Mothers always want you to think they're in control, even when they're not.
20:16Jenny!
20:17Turn that thing down!
20:19Well, she won't look pretty enough for Mark Johnson.
20:22You don't like him, do you?
20:23He's a slime, he could slide under a snake.
20:26I love the way you talk.
20:28No one ever says anything like that in my time.
20:32Your parents live on a moon, don't they?
20:34They live in a dome on Titan.
20:36Don't you miss them?
20:41I don't remember them very well.
20:43I was very young when I was sent to Earth to be educated.
20:47I think you're very lucky to be able to grow up with your family.
20:50Jenny!
20:51Jenny!
20:58Oh, Alana.
20:59Wish I could go back with you.
21:01Maybe one day you can.
21:11I'm gonna miss you, Alana.
21:16Me too.
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