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00:00This week, these female comedians have gathered for the first time in four years.
00:06Please look down a little.
00:07What are you going to do?
00:08It's been a while since I've seen Asako-san.
00:10It's not good to make it so low.
00:13Because it's a low position.
00:15No.
00:16If you bend your waist here, it will look like this.
00:19That's right. This can't be helped.
00:21This is far away.
00:22Let's do it seriously.
00:23It's close to Ms. Misugina.
00:24No, it's not like that.
00:25Then it will be like this.
00:27That's all.
00:28As a result of being careful, it was like this.
00:30It's not low. It's just far away.
00:33Do you live in an apartment now?
00:34It's an apartment.
00:35So-called wooden apartment.
00:37What?
00:38I don't know the area anymore.
00:41Is it because the rent is cheap?
00:43The area where I live is...
00:45The city has more and more expensive buildings.
00:51The area where I live is still a little old.
00:54It's a wooden apartment.
00:56My apartment is old.
00:58There is a heater on the floor.
01:02I don't know if I can adjust the temperature there.
01:08Everything seems to be the same temperature.
01:11The inside of the room is crispy.
01:14If you dry it, it will be crispy in 1 to 2 hours.
01:19In summer, the humidity is low, so it dries quickly.
01:23But it dries.
01:25When it gets humid and sticky in this year,
01:29can't you get rid of it?
01:32It's heavy.
01:34It's heavy.
01:35The air flow of the pores is bad.
01:37So it's all locked up.
01:39It feels like there is a background.
01:40It's heavy.
01:41Isn't that a background?
01:44Me?
01:46Did I do something?
01:48Did I do something?
01:55You say stop.
01:57I say go, go, go.
02:04Oh no.
02:07You say goodbye.
02:10I say hello.
02:13Hello.
02:14Hello.
02:15I don't know why you say goodbye.
02:18I say hello.
02:20What do you do for a living in Canada?
02:23I eat out once a month.
02:28All by myself.
02:29Is it a special day?
02:31Yes, it's a special day.
02:32Like someone's birthday.
02:34So you basically eat by yourself at home?
02:37It's not much different from Japan.
02:39Do you make Japanese food?
02:41I like Japanese food and soy sauce and miso.
02:46Do you buy it when you come back to Japan?
02:49It looks expensive.
02:51I buy a lot of things that last a long time.
02:55I was surprised when I came back to Japan.
02:57I came back in June last year.
03:00I was surprised when I went to the supermarket this year.
03:03I thought the price of vegetables had gone up.
03:05No, the price of food has gone up a lot.
03:08The price of goods has gone up a lot.
03:10A year ago and a year later.
03:12When I went to a Japanese supermarket,
03:15I thought I could buy anything I wanted.
03:17When I went to Uki Uki,
03:18I thought it was more expensive than I thought.
03:20I was a little stingy.
03:21It's a little expensive overall.
03:22We're going up by deceit.
03:24That's what Japanese people say.
03:26If you cheat, you'll go up slowly.
03:28You said you'd be fired if you didn't lift the zundo.
03:34Yes, I did.
03:35I finally graduated from that.
03:37That's over.
03:39It's over.
03:40I finally graduated while crying.
03:42Were you able to lift the zundo?
03:45I had a neck hernia.
03:47I was wearing a corset.
03:49I had to do it for seven hours in the kitchen at school when I came back from Canada.
03:55I was wearing a corset for about two months because it was painful.
04:01Then everyone told me to lift the zundo cheaply.
04:05You told an old lady wearing a corset.
04:08Corsets are a great item.
04:11It's a corset that takes a lot of care.
04:14I cut it like this.
04:16It's cute.
04:18You don't say you have a zundo, do you?
04:20No, I don't.
04:21Everyone helped me.
04:22I've been on the same team for two years.
04:25There are 16 of us, so we fight and help each other.
04:29Do you ever get into a fight?
04:33Yes, I do.
04:34When we work together, some people can't accept other people's opinions at all.
04:41It's a little bossy.
04:43Some people use the same student as an assistant.
04:48I immediately say,
04:50Isn't it the same student?
04:55It's a little annoying to be cheap.
04:58That's good.
04:59That's right.
05:00That's good.
05:02In Japan, it's stressful to get into a fight.
05:08But in Canada, there are people from all over the world.
05:11If you don't speak English well, can you get over it?
05:14I think it's amazing.
05:15I give up somewhere.
05:16The culture is different.
05:17Both of us are international students.
05:20I'm not good at English.
05:21I see.
05:22I can't tell you half of what I want to tell you.
05:27I can't help it.
05:29And the culture is different.
05:31That's how I think.
05:33I can't help it.
05:34Even if I get into a fight, I'll get along with him next time.
05:38It's okay.
05:39The tolerance has expanded a lot.
05:42I can forgive him.
05:43You've been in Japan for a long time.
05:45You're old.
05:46You're old.
05:47How is it?
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07:57That's it?
07:58What the heck!
07:59I'm so pissed.
08:00Translation taking
08:07Translation taking
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08:19I lost my job.
08:20What is it like in Canada?
08:22Is it different from Japan to do a variety show?
08:26I don't watch TV in Canada.
08:28TV is paid.
08:29Oh really?
08:30Do you have to sign a contract with a cable TV?
08:32Yes.
08:33Oh really?
08:34Is there no box like in Japan?
08:35No, they don't have ordinary television.
08:39I don't know, and I don't have a TV.
08:41Did it ever bother you?
08:42I don't care if I don't watch TV.
08:44You don't care?
08:45I don't care about anything.
08:46I was surprised.
08:47I think it's best not to worry about it.
08:49Do you feel like you've changed since you came back last year and this year?
08:54Are you careful?
08:55I'm careful.
08:56Before I came here, I saw a lot of news on the internet.
08:59I wondered what the situation was like.
09:01Then I saw a lot of news about my appearance.
09:05So I got scared.
09:07I can't speak comfortably. I'm scared.
09:11You said you were an old lady.
09:16It's nostalgic.
09:17I get beaten up.
09:19But I'm an old lady.
09:21Why do you get beaten up?
09:22People who are the same age as me think,
09:25I'm an old lady.
09:28I get hurt thinking like that.
09:30Please don't say that.
09:32That's right.
09:33When a 54-year-old person saw it,
09:35Asako-san said,
09:36I'm an old lady.
09:37I said,
09:38I'm an old lady, too.
09:39Please don't say that for the sake of someone's care.
09:42But when I saw Asako-san,
09:43I understand. I understand that.
09:45I think there are a lot of things like that.
09:48I think I understand.
09:50There are a lot of painful things like that.
09:52It was fun to sympathize.
09:54The important thing is that when I go out on location,
09:58I'm told a lot.
09:59I'm the same age as you.
10:01I'm told a lot.
10:03Let's do our best.
10:07There are a lot of painful things,
10:09but let's do our best.
10:10I often say,
10:11Let's do our best.
10:12There are a lot of things like that.
10:14Asako-san is a symbol of that.
10:16She's doing her best.
10:17She's a 54-year-old energetic old lady.
10:19In the end,
10:20I don't think I'm trying to avoid it.
10:23I don't.
10:24I'm saying it.
10:25That's the same with opinions.
10:27Even if I say my opinion,
10:28I get angry.
10:30From a different opinion.
10:32That's right.
10:33I feel like an actor.
10:34I thought,
10:35Oh, I'm choosing this person's words.
10:36It's really like this person.
10:38It's more like this.
10:39I'm a person who can go straight to the point,
10:42but I'm very soft.
10:44I'm starting to feel that.
10:45In the old days,
10:46when I did the old lady episode,
10:47I was like,
10:48What's that old lady story?
10:49I think it's coming.
10:50There's something like that.
10:51I don't think it's coming.
10:53I have to drop something myself.
10:55It's hard to drop it.
10:56It's hard because I can't go.
10:57I'm already in a relationship here.
10:59Even if I say I'm an old lady,
11:01I'm glad to hear that.
11:03I'm glad to hear that.
11:04I'm glad to hear that.
11:05I'm glad to hear that.
11:06I was called an old lady in that episode.
11:08I was called an old lady in that episode.
11:12I was so happy.
11:13It's a good thing.
11:14Yes.
11:15It's been a few years.
11:16It's rude.
11:17There's a team called Asako Kawaii-sou.
11:21Don't say Asako Kawaii-sou.
11:24I'm sorry.
11:26I don't like it.
11:27I don't like Kawaii-sou the most.
11:28It's not Kawaii-sou.
11:29It's not Kawaii-sou.
11:30I'm glad.
11:31Laughter is the best.
11:33I agree.
11:34That's one of the reasons, isn't it?
11:37It was fun, but I felt like I was being called a shameless old lady.
11:40Well, you know...
11:42It's a trust-building relationship.
11:45I was told so many times that I wasn't the one.
11:48I wasn't the one.
11:50That's a great way to put it.
11:52You have so much affection.
11:55Affection, friendship, and...
11:57If you don't have affection,
11:59there are so many words you can't say.
12:03I know that because they're the ones who did it,
12:06but if you show them one thing,
12:09I'm sure they'll forget about it.
12:11I'm just watching TV right now.
12:13Oh, that's scary.
12:14Are you watching a variety show?
12:15I was watching a variety show,
12:17and I saw that Mr. Kenkoba said he liked Asako.
12:20He said that on the afternoon show.
12:22It was on the news.
12:23I was like, what are you doing?
12:26What a waste.
12:28Mr. Kenkoba is wonderful.
12:30What are you doing?
12:31I really like him.
12:32Me, too.
12:34I like him, too.
12:35I was like, wow.
12:36We often hang out at the bar.
12:40I remember talking to Mr. Kenkoba
12:42about what Mr. Kenkoba spilled
12:44while he was wiping it.
12:46You do that, right?
12:47I do.
12:47With Mr. Wakako Shimazaki.
12:49You're wiping it with no look, right?
12:51No look.
12:53I don't know why,
12:54but I really hate Maruiwa.
12:57You and Mr. Wakako Shimazaki.
12:58That's amazing.
12:59You wipe it with no look.
13:02That's what he did.
13:03That's amazing.
13:04That's why I liked him.
13:05That's why he was kind.
13:07Yes.
13:08If he had said something wrong,
13:11something might have happened.
13:12On TV,
13:13when you're in your 40s,
13:15people ask you who your type is.
13:16People ask me a lot.
13:17They do.
13:18Mr. Kenkoba often said that,
13:22so I was going to say someone else.
13:24Oh, my ugly best friend.
13:27You should have said that first.
13:29Ugly?
13:30You shouldn't say that on TV.
13:32When you're in high school or junior high school,
13:36if you say you like someone first,
13:38you won't be able to find a best friend.
13:41But somehow...
13:42Mr. Wakako is someone I like,
13:45so it's not like I don't like him,
13:47but I thought it would be weird
13:49if I said the same person.
13:51I see.
13:52So I didn't say it.
13:53I didn't say it.
13:54You missed the timing.
13:55Yes.
13:56But now,
13:57no one asks you who you like.
13:59Mr. Nakoi.
14:00Yes.
14:01Also,
14:02people don't ask you
14:04if you're rude or if you don't get along.
14:07I don't think it's a problem.
14:09If you don't like someone,
14:11you don't have to say it.
14:12When I was filming outside,
14:14I went to a lot of places while drinking.
14:16There were guys there,
14:19so I asked if they had a girlfriend.
14:21I wanted to know what they were talking about.
14:24But when I looked it up on the Internet,
14:28they said I was asking too many questions.
14:31What?
14:32So it's different?
14:34It's different.
14:35How old are you?
14:37How many girlfriends do you have?
14:39I wanted to know that.
14:41But I didn't want to ask.
14:43It's the weather.
14:44It's the weather.
14:45It's about the weather and health.
14:47Also, recently,
14:48this part hurts.
14:49It doesn't hurt that much over there.
14:52I'm in my 20s,
14:53so it doesn't hurt that much over there.
14:55It's a difficult topic.
14:57When I was at the airport,
14:59was it Don Quijote?
15:02When I was there,
15:04the escalator goes up,
15:06and then it goes back up again.
15:08It's a system like that.
15:10So you have to meet people at the corner.
15:14So I met two students and my friend like this.
15:19Then the student said,
15:21I thought you were surprised.
15:24What do you think?
15:26I wasn't surprised.
15:28You were scared.
15:29I wasn't surprised.
15:31I wasn't surprised.
15:32You were scared, weren't you?
15:33You thought,
15:34the culture has changed.
15:35The young people's words have changed.
15:37But you might have used the right words.
15:39I thought you were surprised
15:41about your good spirit.
15:44No, I was surprised.
15:45I was like this.
15:47Maybe I wasn't surprised.
15:52Yasuko, you haven't changed, have you?
15:54What?
15:55Visual.
15:56I'm glad.
15:57Your skin is shiny.
16:00I'm glad.
16:01You've been to expensive beauty salons, right?
16:03In Canada.
16:04The latest one in Canada.
16:05After I went to Canada,
16:07I couldn't buy the cheapest cosmetics
16:10at drugstores.
16:13So I borrowed foundations every time I went on TV.
16:18What about Canadians?
16:22I don't mean all Japanese people,
16:25but there are many young people who are popular.
16:29They are strict to their age.
16:32They are shy to wear flashy clothes.
16:36I don't think they care.
16:38I think women don't care.
16:41I don't know because I've never heard a man's opinion.
16:44Whether you're fat or thin,
16:48whether you're old or young,
16:50they don't care if you're fat or thin.
16:54I think it's wonderful.
16:56It's wonderful.
16:57I think it's cool.
16:59And the big advantage is that
17:02Japan is a fluorescent island.
17:04In Canada, it's a warm color,
17:06but it's a little dark.
17:08It's helpful.
17:09It's helpful.
17:10It's a little dark,
17:11it's electric, it's old, it's gold.
17:13It's amazing.
17:14I'm happy.
17:15I don't see anything.
17:17I don't blame myself for my looks.
17:21It's a positive thinking.
17:23It's a positive thinking.
17:25I don't care about my looks.
17:27I don't put on makeup.
17:29You have beautiful skin.
17:31I have a lot of blemishes.
17:33You can hide your blemishes.
17:35Certainly.
17:36On TV.
17:37I don't even do that.
17:38It's terrible.
17:39But it's an aura.
17:40You don't care about your body shape.
17:42I'm sure there are a few women who can help you with that.
17:46Look at this.
17:47Asako, too.
17:48I don't care if Asako does this.
17:50I think so, too.
17:51I don't think there are any all-back women now.
17:55Are you saying I'm an all-back woman?
17:57I was told by someone that I was an all-back woman.
18:00That's right.
18:01Yes.
18:02Kayoko, you have beautiful eyes, don't you?
18:04Surprisingly, I'm against it.
18:06I'm against it.
18:07I may be the most against it.
18:08I don't care.
18:09I wake up in the morning and do this for 20 minutes.
18:11That's great.
18:12Yes.
18:13That's great.
18:14I watch YouTube for 40 minutes and do squats.
18:17That's great.
18:18Yes.
18:19But now I'm being pushed by my routine.
18:22I'm sure I'd rather be an all-back woman.
18:26I don't know what's good.
18:28I think I'm getting into that kind of thing.
18:30I'm scared.
18:31Do you know Kayoko climbed Mt. Fuji?
18:33That's scary.
18:34She climbed it.
18:35That's scary.
18:36She climbed it.
18:37Isn't it terrible?
18:38Her knees are strong.
18:39She drank Loxonine at the end.
18:41It hurts.
18:42It hurts.
18:43It's raining.
18:44She drank Loxonine.
18:45She went into the hut for 4 to 5 hours and stayed there for a night.
18:48Then she climbed to the top in 4 to 5 hours and came back in 5 hours.
18:52I was at my limit.
18:55I thought I might collapse.
18:57But it didn't take the same time to go to the upper hut and the lower hut.
19:01So I had to go to the upper hut.
19:03But it was raining heavily.
19:06My shoes were wet.
19:07The tent was broken.
19:08I'm impressed that you're a beginner.
19:10I was going to stay in the hut for a night.
19:15But I felt like a wet rat with no eyebrows.
19:19I ate curry with people I didn't know.
19:21There were people I knew there.
19:23It was very comfortable.
19:25I didn't have to dress up.
19:28I didn't have to dress up.
19:29But everyone worked hard in nature and fought.
19:32I had a lot of fun climbing again in 4 hours.
19:35You were very conscious of your friends.
19:37It was a good experience.
19:39When I went to the upper hut, a volcano opened a hole.
19:42I felt the fear of nature.
19:44Oh, I see.
19:45When did you feel that?
19:47I felt that the volcano erupted.
19:49It was a new experience for me.
19:53Then I came down and ate eel in Mishiba.
19:56Yes.
19:58That's it.
19:59That's good.
20:01Kayo is amazing.
20:03You've grown up.
20:04You've grown up.
20:05You've grown up, too.
20:06When I thought I was going to change, I thought there was nothing to be afraid of.
20:09Nature is everything.
20:11But after about two weeks, I was irritated again.
20:16But after about two weeks, I got the power of Mt. Fuji.
20:20I recommend it.
20:21I want to do it if my knees don't hurt.
20:23You can do it.
20:24I can do it.
20:25I can do it.
20:26I can do it.
20:27I can do it.
20:28Don't you have a boyfriend?
20:30I don't have a boyfriend.
20:32I don't have a boyfriend.
20:34Do you have a boyfriend in Canada?
20:37I don't have a boyfriend.
20:39I'm relieved.
20:40In Japan, everyone has high expectations of the people.
20:44I don't think so.
20:45I think so.
20:46I don't think so.
20:47I think so.
20:48When I go to Canada, I think I can find a good man.
20:51I think so.
20:52I think so.
20:53I think so.
20:54For example, even if Mitsuraya is not interested,
20:57there is no one like,
20:59Hey Yasuko, don't you go to the mountains today?
21:01Hey Yasuko, don't you go dancing today?
21:03Hey Yasuko, don't you go to eat?
21:05There is no one like that.
21:06There is no one like that.
21:07No one.
21:08Nowadays, everyone meets on the app,
21:11so I was told to use the app.
21:13So I used the app.
21:15So it's the same in Canada.
21:17I used the app.
21:18But it's amazing.
21:19You can't do it in Japan.
21:20You can do it because it's overseas.
21:21It's amazing because it's overseas.
21:22I did it because it was overseas.
21:23Did you meet anyone there?
21:25There were about four people.
21:26I drank coffee.
21:27Around the same age?
21:28I was looking for someone around the same age.
21:30Then I talked to a man who was a little older than me.
21:36A Canadian?
21:37He was a good person.
21:40I don't know about the matching app,
21:42but if you want to make a partner you want to go out with,
21:44you should register.
21:45In fact, I want to decide twice or three times.
21:49I also want to study English conversation somewhere.
21:53It's not a matter of liking or disliking.
21:55If you're a nice person, let's drink coffee again.
21:58I'm satisfied just by chatting.
22:01I see.
22:02I think there are about 37 people who want to do something exciting.
22:12Oh, yeah.
22:14I chose a lot of people.
22:16I was watching you because I love you so much.
22:19I thought you might like me.
22:22When I went out with Pacomi,
22:25he said,
22:26Pacomi is cute.
22:27Let me take care of you when you go on vacation.
22:29That's good.
22:30That's the second point.
22:31That's good.
22:32The third point is,
22:33when I was drinking coffee,
22:34he said,
22:35Mr. Okubo,
22:36how old is your partner?
22:40Oh!
22:41That's great.
22:42How is it?
22:43No.
22:44Is it deep?
22:45Yes.
22:46I thought so, too.
22:48Of course, I thought so.
22:51But in the next conversation,
22:53he said,
22:54I have a girlfriend.
22:55Why?
22:56That's the reason.
22:59It's a daily conversation.
23:01I'm sure he said,
23:02I'm watching you.
23:04Your dog is cute.
23:05Let me take care of you.
23:06Take care of me?
23:07I might have taken care of you.
23:11I'm sorry.
23:13I think it's good to have such a thing every time.
23:16I feel like I'm having a small heartbreak every day.
23:20I like you without permission.
23:21Well,
23:23I'm angry now.
23:26Should I say that to him?
23:28No, no.
23:29He's a bad friend.
23:30He'll come out.
23:31I'm scared.
23:32What?
23:33Why did you say that?
23:34It's okay until you say,
23:35I like you very much.
23:36It's okay until you say,
23:37my dog is cute.
23:38It's okay.
23:39It's okay.
23:40It's okay.
23:41I'm scared.
23:42He doesn't know that.
23:43He doesn't know.
23:44Tell him.
23:45Who is it?
23:46I'm scared.
23:47He's not like this.
23:48It's not like I'm wearing a face mask.
23:50I'm scared.
23:52Have a wonderful day.
23:55Next week
23:58I'm going to be serious.
24:00Everyone is going to be angry.
24:03I never thought about it.
24:05I'm serious.