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00:00Episode 2
00:01The relationship between the main character and the main character is amazing.
00:04If you're going to hate Udai-san,
00:06go to a weird hypnotist
00:08and get him to put in his mind that he likes Udai-san.
00:12Why?
00:132013.
00:15A suspicious utopia built by the King of Conto.
00:20Everyone's acting like they're believers.
00:22No, but it's just the way it is.
00:23It's not just the way it is!
00:26Today, the sky is getting closer to happiness.
00:29It's not that he's forcing it on you.
00:31He's saying,
00:31It's okay! It's okay!
00:32He's brainwashed you.
00:34You!
00:35You have to watch this episode!
00:37No, no, no!
00:38No, no, no!
00:39Not now!
00:40Not now!
00:41No, no, no!
00:41You have to watch it!
00:42He's brainwashed you!
00:43I'm a hypnotist!
00:45I'm a hypnotist!
00:46The teacher's here!
00:47The teacher's here!
00:49Episode 443
00:51A mind control that provokes a dramatic change.
00:54An investigation into a cult that makes evil spirits come back to life.
00:58Thank you!
00:59Thank you!
01:00Thank you!
01:01Thank you!
01:02Thank you!
01:03Thank you!
01:04Thank you!
01:05Thank you!
01:06Thank you!
01:073, 2, 1.
01:10Sakai.
01:11Sakai?
01:12I gave you the wedding ring, didn't I?
01:18I'll give it back to you.
01:19Can I take a picture of you?
01:23What's this?
01:24This is it.
01:25This is it!
01:26Stop it!
01:27I don't know how much you've been praying.
01:30I've decided on the upper limit.
01:33That's why I gave you the wedding ring.
01:36What is this?
01:38What is this?
01:39It's a doll.
01:40It's a doll.
01:41It's a handmade one.
01:43It has a meaning.
01:44Each one has a meaning.
01:46This has a meaning?
01:47There are different types.
01:49How much?
01:50How much is it?
01:51It's the same as yours!
01:52It's the same as mine!
01:53It's the same as yours!
01:54It's the same as yours!
01:55It's the same as mine!
01:56It's the same as mine!
01:57Is it the same?
02:00It has a different angle compared to Sanma-san's.
02:02How much does it have to be like yours?
02:06What do you mean?
02:08The marrying ring, I give it back to you.
02:11I've decided the upper limit.
02:14The upper limit was this...
02:16I don't care about the jewelry.
02:20Give it back.
02:22This is just like his wedding ring.
02:24What is this?
02:26What is this famous pottery maker making?
02:29Um, it's a living with a goat.
02:32Living with a goat?
02:33That's a good meaning.
02:35That's a good meaning.
02:36Living with a goat.
02:37It's a good meaning.
02:38Living with a goat.
02:39A sister.
02:40A sister.
02:41It's a small doll.
02:43Arita-yaki and others are famous.
02:47What is this?
02:48It's a person from now.
02:50From now?
02:53This is a good meaning.
02:56It's a good meaning.
02:57This is a good meaning.
02:58This is a good meaning.
03:01Now, it's still 3,000 yen.
03:05From now, it will be 300,000 yen.
03:083,000 yen?
03:09Is this 3,000 yen?
03:11It's handmade.
03:13It's one in the world.
03:16Who are you standing?
03:18Please do greeting.
03:20That's right, that's right.
03:22Today's members are a little different.
03:24Today's members are a little different.
03:26This is the first time I've been to a place where there aren't so many people from Yoshimoto.
03:30It's true.
03:31It's just me and Mr. Otohara.
03:32Oh, Katamari-Ton.
03:33Yes, Katamari-Ton.
03:34It feels completely different.
03:36What about you guys?
03:37Oh, I'm sorry.
03:38We're not a duo here.
03:40Oh, that's right.
03:41We're not a duo.
03:42We're not a duo.
03:43We're not a duo.
03:44We're not a duo.
03:45We're not a duo.
03:47There are people like that.
03:49There are people like that.
03:50There's a lot of people like that.
03:51I'm Ozeki from Zagis.
03:54Zagis?
03:55Have you heard of him?
03:56Yes, I'm Ozeki Takafumi.
03:58Oh, it's the same name!
03:59My name is Takafumi.
04:00What's your last name?
04:01It's Takai and Bun.
04:02It's the same!
04:03It's the same!
04:04Oh, is that so?
04:05It's true.
04:06Takai and Bun are a small number.
04:08It's a small number.
04:09It's a small number.
04:10I was planning a program to gather Japanese Takafumi.
04:14I've gathered them before, but I didn't have the same last name.
04:19That's great.
04:20He's been taken!
04:21He's back now.
04:22He's back!
04:25Why didn't you gather him then?
04:27That was 30 years ago.
04:29How old?
04:30I was 17 then.
04:32I was 17.
04:35Okay, it was 17.
04:3747?
04:38Yes, it was 47.
04:3947 years old.
04:42He was 47 years old at the time.
04:44He was more handsome than Iketani at the time.
04:46Iketani was 17 years old at the time.
04:48He was 47 years old.
04:50I'm a junior at the same agency.
04:52I'm Yutaro Tameguchi from Love Letters.
04:54This year's KING OF KONTO final is still going on.
04:57It might be over by the time this airs.
04:59He might become the champion.
05:01Next week.
05:03KING OF KONTO
05:05KING OF KONTO
05:08KING OF KONTO
05:11Let's go.
05:12A week ago, this program was recorded.
05:15In order to avoid that JINX,
05:17this kind of exchange was held.
05:21I don't want to be on this program.
05:23I don't know.
05:24Everyone is saying that.
05:25Time Machine No. 3 has also become a mess.
05:27I don't want to be on this program.
05:29I don't want to be on this program.
05:31Everyone said they would break their shoulders here.
05:33I don't want to be on this program.
05:35I beg you.
05:36Please break this JINX.
05:38I will do my best.
05:41I will show you what kind of story it is.
05:45I will show you what kind of story it is.
05:49I don't know.
05:51Did you see Nelson's body?
05:53It was a mess.
05:57It's very slippery.
06:01That's why we don't have a team.
06:05The program will protect us.
06:07The program will protect us.
06:09I want to win.
06:11Do you want to win?
06:12I want to win.
06:14Is there anyone you want to win against?
06:16I want to win against LONG COAT DADDY.
06:22I want to win against him.
06:24He is a strong opponent.
06:26You can say it in various places.
06:28I want to win against LOVE LETTERS.
06:30You are not YOSHIMOTO, are you?
06:32It's called ASH & D CORPORATION.
06:34I can't do that.
06:37What do you mean?
06:41You said a terrible thing.
06:43I'm YOSHIMOTO.
06:45I'm OKAMOTO.
06:47You are not YOSHIMOTO.
06:49You are not YOSHIMOTO.
06:51You are not YOSHIMOTO.
06:53You are not YOSHIMOTO.
06:55It doesn't matter who you are.
06:57It doesn't matter who you are.
07:03We have a guest today.
07:05These are the guests.
07:07Please come in.
07:19That was 10 years ago.
07:21He is a champion.
07:23He can do anything to win.
07:33Champion! Please sit down here.
07:36He can sit down early.
07:38MAKIO is amazing.
07:41He is a good opponent.
07:43I can't play against KUNKI.
07:45Really?
07:47KUNKI is amazing.
07:49I can't play against him.
07:51I did a musical in the center, but it was terrible.
07:57Stop it!
07:59How many people are you going to kill at once?
08:02How many people are you going to kill at once?
08:04Tell me, Kusuke.
08:06That was the worst one.
08:11Don't bring a small bag.
08:14Don't bring it out.
08:16Don't bring it out.
08:18Don't bring it out.
08:20Kyoko, you're the guest of the factory.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23This time, I'm in a duo.
08:26Is this your first time in a duo?
08:27Yes, it's my first time.
08:29You've met him before, haven't you?
08:31Yes, I have.
08:33A few years ago, when I passed by the entrance of this studio,
08:36he said,
08:39Good luck.
08:42What do you mean?
08:45I didn't think he was good at it.
08:48He's a real shock.
08:50He's a victim.
08:53He's a victim.
08:56He's like a victim.
08:58He's a criminal.
09:00I'm not saying I don't like you.
09:02I can't say I don't like you.
09:05He said, Good luck.
09:08I didn't think he was good at it.
09:10What do you mean?
09:13I didn't think he was good at it.
09:15I was mistaken for Matsuo Suzuki.
09:18He's a grown man.
09:21He's a real actor.
09:24Even if he's Matsuo Suzuki, he's a good actor.
09:28He's a great actor.
09:34The junior comedian is a shock.
09:36The junior comedian is a shock.
09:38The junior comedian is the most annoying.
09:41I made a mistake.
09:44I think it's the atmosphere.
09:47We have a lot of requests today.
09:50We have a lot of requests today.
09:53Please stop the rampage of Udai.
09:56You want me to stop the rampage of Udai?
09:59You want me to stop the rampage of Udai?
10:01I don't understand why you ask me.
10:04I don't understand why you ask me.
10:07I don't know what you're talking about.
10:10Please do your best!
10:12That's the correct answer.
10:14This is the truth.
10:16What does this mean?
10:18Udai-san is a genius that all the comedians here acknowledge.
10:22He's a person who really wants to aim for what everyone else is doing.
10:28He's a person who really has a groundbreaking idea.
10:34King of Contour 2013
10:37Kamomental's brain, Udai.
10:41He's the judge of show races,
10:43he's the screenwriter of dramas and movies,
10:46and he's the director of his own theater troupe,
10:50Gekidan Kamomental.
10:52He's a multi-talented director.
10:58But on the other hand,
11:00his talent is so explosive that it's uncontrollable.
11:06He's a person full of talent,
11:10but recently his talent has gone too far,
11:13and he's been out of control.
11:16Udai-kun has become a great writer,
11:20so he's used too much of his power as a monster writer.
11:24He's still doing things like Gekidan.
11:26Yes, I'm doing Gekidan.
11:28Gekidan Kamomental.
11:30It's really like Matsuo Suzuki.
11:33It's really interesting.
11:35It's really interesting.
11:37I'm doing my best.
11:39Who's in Gekidan?
11:41Of course, he's doing his best as a signboard actor.
11:45And his acting guidance is so unique.
11:49It's like Udai-kun's world-view acting guidance.
11:52So you want to make it look like a play?
11:56I think that's important.
11:59You have to watch the next episode.
12:02She's not a relative!
12:05She's not a relative!
12:07You have to watch it!
12:09She's not a relative!
12:11She's a relative!
12:13I don't know why, but...
12:15I've actually done a few shows with Kamomental,
12:20and I've actually been directed.
12:23I know what's going on,
12:27but I've never seen a couple
12:31looking at each other like that.
12:34You want them to look surprised?
12:36It's unique.
12:38It's something I've never felt before.
12:40If you were to die,
12:42you'd have to spit out a lump from your stomach.
12:46That's how you do it.
12:48That's impossible.
12:50You can't spit out a lump.
12:52It's the same with the dubbing,
12:54but everyone else is like a believer.
12:57Even in the middle of winter,
12:59Mr. Udai takes a cold shower.
13:02A cold shower.
13:04Everyone in the troupe has to do it.
13:07That's scary.
13:08You're going to make people do it?
13:10That's what you're going to do?
13:11It's just for fun.
13:14That's not a funny face!
13:16That's not a funny face!
13:18It's just for fun.
13:20What's so funny about it?
13:22Mr. Makio does it, too.
13:24He's like,
13:25I'm going to activate my brain!
13:27His eyes are wide open.
13:29He's brainwashed.
13:31That's a secret.
13:33In 10 minutes,
13:35I'll be in a warm bath
13:37and I'll be able to figure out
13:39who came out.
13:40That's right.
13:41It's better to cool your head.
13:43It's scientifically proven.
13:46Not everyone in the troupe does it.
13:49It's just for fun.
13:51That's scary.
13:53He's pushing.
13:55It's not that he's pushing.
13:57He's just saying he's okay.
13:59He's brainwashed.
14:01He's brainwashed.
14:03He keeps talking.
14:06He's talking.
14:08He's talking all the time.
14:12He's in danger.
14:14He's in danger.
14:17He's in danger.
14:20He's in danger.
14:22I can't hear you at all!
14:24But the relationship between the main characters is amazing.
14:28It's like we're believers.
14:31When we couldn't eat,
14:33Udai-san would write the story,
14:35and Makio-san would work part-time.
14:37And he would give half of the money he earned working part-time to Udai-san.
14:41That's how clear the relationship between the main characters is.
14:45So that's how much you respect them.
14:47Originally, I was in the comedy club at the university.
14:51When I was the head of the board,
14:53Head of the board?
14:55Udai-san!
14:57What does that mean?
14:59Is it a Japanese comedy?
15:01Yes, it's a Japanese comedy.
15:03It was when I was in the club.
15:05Oh!
15:07So you were in a Japanese comedy group.
15:09That's right.
15:11I joined the club as a new member.
15:14I admired everyone's charisma.
15:16Since then?
15:18Everyone admired Udai-san, so I joined the club.
15:20So Makio-san is a little out of place.
15:23When I went to work,
15:25between the first and the second show,
15:27I asked Makio-san if he wanted to eat.
15:29He said,
15:30Udai-san might get angry.
15:32I didn't say that.
15:34He's a senior at the university, so he's scary.
15:36I don't think it's a big deal.
15:39There was a time when Udai-san was on stage as a scriptwriter and director
15:43starring Yoshio Kario-san.
15:45Udai-san said,
15:47Raise your hand if you want to be in the theater.
15:49There was an audition in the theater.
15:51So I thought,
15:53no one wants to be in the theater.
15:55Udai-san asked Makio-san,
15:57Don't you want to be in the theater?
15:59Makio-san said,
16:01I'm also from the audition.
16:03Makio-san!
16:05You don't have to raise your hand.
16:07I'm a partner.
16:09Makio-san raised his hand,
16:11and the audition was canceled.
16:13Makio!
16:15You're so pitiful!
16:17Why did you drop it?
16:19You're so pitiful!
16:21No, no, no.
16:23Considering the future growth of Makio,
16:25I think it's better to drop it here.
16:27It's too pitiful.
16:29It's too pitiful.
16:31It's too pitiful.
16:33I only brought curry to the park that day.
16:35It's too pitiful.
16:37It's too pitiful.
16:39It's too pitiful.
16:41It's too pitiful.
16:43Hey, Udai!
16:45You brought curry roux
16:47and caused a lot of trouble here.
16:49I did.
16:51Roux, roux, roux.
16:53You can eat delicious roux.
16:55It's hot!
16:57You can eat it?
16:59Jun!
17:03What did you think when you saw that?
17:05That was...
17:07It was a very complicated situation.
17:09What's going on?
17:11He's been talking about it since he was a kid.
17:15The bad things about Makio
17:17are all in the show.
17:19Everything?
17:21And even though
17:23he's a piece of shit,
17:25he's trying to act like a piece of shit.
17:27That's the worst part.
17:29I did it.
17:31You knew it from the first episode?
17:33I did.
17:35Why didn't you watch out?
17:37After that,
17:39I had a feeling.
17:41That's not good.
17:45You had a feeling?
17:47Yes, I did.
17:49After the musical with Cookie,
17:51I had a drink with Makio.
17:53He said,
17:55it was fun.
17:57Crazy.
17:59He said it was fun.
18:01It was amazing.
18:03If it was that bad,
18:05I thought
18:07he might be called
18:09to other shows.
18:11But after that,
18:13nothing happened.
18:15I felt like I was being pinched by a fox.
18:17What was that?
18:19It was like curry.
18:21Everyone was like,
18:23what should I do?
18:27But thanks to that,
18:29I got to see something I've never seen before.
18:31You saw it.
18:33I didn't want to see it.
18:35You should have seen it.
18:37I didn't want to see it.
18:39I didn't have the experience.
18:41I just wanted to see it.
18:43I just wanted to see it.
18:45Makio!
18:47He's been shot.
18:49Go find him.
18:51He's been shot.
18:53He's been shot.
18:55The laughing fox is coming.
18:57He's been shot.
18:59The laughing fox is coming.
19:01The laughing fox is coming.
19:03Here's the delicious food.
19:05Who's going to eat first?
19:07This is a joke.
19:09He's got the best curry.
19:11He's been shot.
19:13He's been shot.
19:15He's been shot.
19:17He's been shot.
19:19He's been shot.
19:21He's been shot.
19:23He's been shot.
19:25Everyone, go back.
19:27Go, go, go, go, go!
19:29It's because of the curry bowl.
19:31Go back, go back, go back!
19:33Go back, go back, go back!
19:35Go back, go back, go back!
19:37Go back, go back, go back!
19:39Go back, go back, go back!
19:41Samma-san!
19:43I think Samma-san has forgotten,
19:45but when I came to the studio the last time,
19:47I was there, too.
19:49And when I went to say hello to Samma-san,
19:51he said, what the hell is he?
19:53I said, I'm sorry, I'll kill him.
19:55And he was like, what the hell is he?
19:57He's dead.
19:59The hit man.
20:01He's dead.
20:03He's dead.
20:05I thought I should kill him.
20:07He was a middle-aged entertainer,
20:09but he was sweating.
20:11He was sweating.
20:13He was sweating.
20:15He was sweating.
20:17He was sweating.
20:19He was sweating.
20:21He was sweating.
20:23I'm a chap, Kamasa,れるんでうだいさんにめっちゃ詰められるんですよマキオさんはで爆発しそうなるんですよマキオさんはその言われすぎてでうだいさんのことが嫌いになりそうになったらなんか変な
20:37サイミン術師のとこ行ってうだいさんが好きっていうマインド入れてもらう
20:43いやもう意味がわかんない
20:50自分に嘘つかなきゃ無理なんだよ
20:53嘘じゃない嘘じゃない
20:55お前の答えはどれやこのルーは
20:57お前の答えは
20:59ちょっと違う違う
21:01うだいさんでもきついで
21:03きついんだよやろ
21:05あこれやきた
21:07違うアプローチ
21:09全然違うアプローチ
21:12うわはず
21:22これが答えやったらすまん
21:24俺はこのメンバーが何にもできんかった
21:26そりゃそうっすね
21:28えっ
21:30マキオのデキンを相方が阻止したところでサバイバルタイム
21:38うだい強がその力を見せつける
21:45行くのかサイオン
21:47二人で行きますか
21:49いやいやマキオがあるんなら
21:51二人で行かないですか
21:53いいですよ
21:55短いのあんのか
21:57ショートコントがある
21:59二人のだったらいいな
22:01閉店シャッターがらがら
22:03ショートコント長い棒を運ぶバイト
22:05いやこれ
22:07何運ばされてんだろうなこれ
22:09周りの人の目も気になるな
22:11めっちゃ長い
22:13戦闘見てくるわ
22:15はいお願いします
22:19帰る帰る
22:21さっきちょのデザインがやばすぎる
22:23何やってんだ
22:25すごいな
22:27先生先生
22:29先生
22:31カレー軍なんですから
22:33お前カレーなんか何にも興味ない
22:43みなさんどうですか
22:45メキシコの刑務所の模範集
22:55次週
22:57お前カレーなんか何にも興味ない
22:59カレー軍団が
23:01俺の応募の時期さ
23:03いや買い替えなくていいよ
23:05いや買いたい方がいいよ
23:07買い替えよって言うのか
23:11俺が引っ張り棒買えばいいのか
23:17その話は聞いてねえぞ
23:25いろんな番組でカレーをやるんですけど
23:27いつもうまいこと言うことない
23:29そんなことないだろ
23:31相当今日うまいこと言ってますよ
23:35今後の負けの成長を考えたら
23:37ここで落としたほうがいい
23:43長い目で見てるぞ
23:49休憩
23:55今のところの手応えは
23:57ほんとあっという間に終わったね
24:01いつもは長く感じてたんですか
24:03真弘さん一人で大暴れしてる顔
24:05あれはもう記憶がないあんまり
24:07真弘さんは知らないかもしれないですけど
24:09真弘さんが大暴れした以降の収録で
24:11毎回そのみんな
24:13真弘さんの悪口は言ってるんで
24:15なんか変なことになった時に
24:17真弘よりはマシだとか
24:19言われてたよね
24:21真弘の声よりはマシだみたいに言われてた
24:23もっとそういう風になっていいと思うんですけどね
24:25気づいてください
24:27あの日以降の飲み行く回数減ったでしょ
24:29島くん
24:31そういうことを言え
24:33そもそも宇谷さんなんで
24:35公衆委員会に出ていただくことになったんですか
24:37これはやっぱり真弘が
24:39呼んできた
24:41呼び込んだ仕事だと思ったんで
24:43これはちょっと受けてあげないと
24:45可哀そうかなっていう
24:47ありがとうございます
24:49小さいんだよ
24:51もっと頭下げて
24:53何でそこにプライドがあるの