くりぃむナンタラ 2024年10月30日 「ミニスカート陸上 2024秋」呂布カルマ奇跡のパンチラに爆笑！
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00:00This is a serious match between Pantera NG.
00:04Mini-skirt track and field, 2024 Autumn.
00:08They wear 15cm mini-skirts on their knees and compete in various events.
00:15However, if their underwear is shown even a little,
00:21they will be disqualified even if they have a good record.
00:25This tournament is a team match chosen from 8 events.
00:29In the first half, Team Ueda Ryokanuma...
00:33Start!
00:34Go!
00:35He's gentle.
00:36He can do this.
00:37Hyosa!
00:38He's so bad!
00:39You can do it!
00:40Even if they win all the matches,
00:42it's still not good enough for them to win all the Pantera events.
00:48Now, after 3 matches, Team Matcha takes the lead.
00:53Will Team Ueda be able to turn things around?
00:58In the second half of the match between Team Ueda Ryokanuma and Team Ueda Ryokanuma,
01:02Team Ueda Ryokanuma takes the lead.
01:04I'm sorry, but Team Ueda Ryokanuma seems to have made a mistake.
01:08A mistake?
01:09It wasn't me.
01:10There was no mistake?
01:11What was it?
01:12Shotgun ball catch.
01:13Team Ueda Ryokanuma is good at shotgun ball catch.
01:16That's it.
01:17Team Ueda Ryokanuma will be destroyed.
01:19What?
01:20Team Ueda Ryokanuma is good at it.
01:21We'll be destroyed.
01:22Who do you want to compete against?
01:24I'll go against Kinnikun.
01:26It's almost like a battle with myself.
01:29It's like a job for me to choose.
01:34Mini skirt shotgun ball touch.
01:37It's a famous game in a certain country.
01:39It's a game where you run and touch the ball.
01:42If you touch the ball without showing your panties, you get 10 points.
01:47It's a confrontation between Ryofukaruma and Nakayama Kinnikun.
01:50The camera is facing you.
01:54The wind is strong today, so I think it's okay.
01:58Who will go first?
02:00Ryofukaruma will go first.
02:02He said he was a comedian.
02:04Ryofukaruma will go first.
02:08I can do this, right?
02:09Of course.
02:11Of course.
02:13I'm confident.
02:14I'm confident.
02:15Then, please.
02:17I'll go.
02:18Please decide.
02:20Good.
02:21Okay.
02:24Okay.
02:25That's good.
02:26He finally did it.
02:27He was relaxed.
02:28It was a very loose shot.
02:30He was in too much of a hurry.
02:31That's what humans do.
02:33Can't you do anything about that?
02:37He was in time.
02:41It's all right.
02:43It's all right.
02:44From here.
02:45His legs are beautiful.
02:47That's a good shot.
02:48That was a sneaker.
02:50I can't see anything.
02:51He touched the ball easy.
02:53He touched the ball on the second ball.
02:57Next, I can't see anything.
02:59That's amazing.
03:00That's beautiful.
03:02He's very good.
03:05I can't see anything.
03:07I can't see anything at all.
03:08If he starts like this, he can't catch.
03:10That's a sneaker.
03:13That's a sneaker.
03:15This is a pair of sneakers.
03:17But there are two sneakers.
03:19Gah!
03:22There were three sneakers.
03:23I thought there were two sneakers.
03:25There were three sneakers.
03:26The sneakers came out of his crotch.
03:28Too bad.
03:29That was close.
03:30It was close.
03:31It was close.
03:32It was the last one.
03:33Did you understand?
03:34Yes, I understood.
03:35The last one might be the key point.
03:36I'll be careful.
03:39If he can touch the ball without showing his underwear, he'll get 10 points.
03:43Let's get started.
03:46Please.
03:52That was good.
03:53That was good.
03:54The wind was strong.
03:55He used the environment well.
03:59He used the environment well.
04:00That was good.
04:04That was good.
04:05That was good.
04:06That was cool.
04:07That was good.
04:08His muscles are strong.
04:10That was cool.
04:11That was cool.
04:12You can really feel his youthfulness.
04:14He was cool here.
04:16He is knocked down.
04:18But his direction is good.
04:20And he absorbed it well.
04:22That was cool.
04:23He important here and there.
04:25Please blow the ball here.
04:27And he can fall down.
04:28That's a mistake.
04:31He cut off the ball.
04:33That was good.
04:34That was good.
04:35That's right.
04:36That's right.
04:37Where is the ball?
04:38This is the shape of the wind.
04:39It's the bottom.
04:40You can't see it, can you?
04:44You can't do this with a skirt, but it's a frame.
04:48I'm using the frame well.
04:50I don't know yet.
04:51It's here.
04:53This is okay, too.
04:54It's wonderful.
04:56That's amazing.
04:58If there's nothing here, that's rubber, right?
05:02That's rubber.
05:03Skirt!
05:05Skirt!
05:07Is this it?
05:08Yes.
05:10The front is bad.
05:11Especially the front.
05:13You shouldn't do the front the most.
05:14Look at that.
05:15It's in shape.
05:16It's really bulging.
05:18Is this how you judge?
05:20It's a way you don't see much on TV.
05:22I can imagine it like this.
05:25There are quite a few.
05:25I can see the position.
05:26There are two.
05:28This is a violation of compliance.
05:30There's a bullet coming out.
05:32His muscles.
05:33He's got a great touch, but he can't see the front.
05:37Team Macho also doesn't get any points.
05:40It's raining now.
05:42We can't play any more games like this.
05:45Are we going to have a 3-on-3 tug-of-war?
05:48We're going to fight the staff.
05:49If we don't fight these two teams, we'll win, right?
05:52We'll fight the staff team and win.
05:54I see.
05:54We can win at all.
05:55All right, all right, all right.
05:56Let's go.
05:57All right, let's go.
05:59The first player to pull the mini skirt is Team Ueda.
06:04The camera is over there.
06:06Please.
06:08Let's start the challenge.
06:11Ready.
06:13He's strong.
06:16He's going to lose.
06:17He's really strong.
06:18He's going to lose.
06:19He's strong.
06:20He's strong.
06:22How far are you going to do it?
06:23He's strong.
06:24He's strong.
06:25He's strong.
06:26He's the weakest.
06:29He's the weakest.
06:32He's really strong.
06:34He's really strong.
06:35He's breathing.
06:36I don't know how much of a macho team he is.
06:38I don't know if he can win.
06:39Let's win first.
06:42Let's win first.
06:43Let's go slow.
06:45Will Team Macho win with their muscles?
06:49Let's go.
06:49Ready.
06:52Wow, that's a good fight.
06:56That's how you do it if you use your pace.
06:59Wow.
07:02He won.
07:03He won.
07:05He won.
07:07Team Macho is strong.
07:09Team Macho is strong.
07:10Team Macho is a good match.
07:13He's strong.
07:15Why is he so strong?
07:17He's strong.
07:18He pulled it off.
07:19I was surprised.
07:20I was surprised.
07:21I was surprised.
07:23He's going to attack.
07:25He's not done.
07:26He's not done.
07:27His arms are still not extended.
07:29That was a close call.
07:30That was a close call.
07:31That was a close call.
07:32That was a close call.
07:33I'm counting on you.
07:34You can't see.
07:35What?
07:36What?
07:37What?
07:38He's disqualified.
07:39He's disqualified.
07:41He's disqualified.
07:42He's disqualified.
07:44Is that what they call a front-turn?
07:46Are those not pants?
07:47He's disqualified.
07:48If you do it one more time, Hiromu-san will change his mind a little.
07:50That's true, but the angle...
07:52No, first of all, it's from that side.
07:54If that's the case, two people or one person,
07:56I won't let you change it to a female staff.
07:58Please definitely change it.
08:00Oh, then it's fine.
08:02Then...
08:04Specially changing the staff of the opponent to a woman,
08:08Team Ueda re-adjusts.
08:10Now, it's important to stand on either side.
08:14Seiya-san, please be careful.
08:16If you look this way, you should be able to do it.
08:18Seiya-san, is that skirt okay?
08:20Is that 15 cm?
08:22That's true.
08:24Again?
08:26How many centimeters is it now?
08:28That's right.
08:30It's 9 cm.
08:32Wait a minute.
08:34It's different.
08:36Seiya-san, please step aside.
08:38No, don't win.
08:40Wait a minute, referee.
08:42Of course.
08:44It's tough.
08:46It's 2 to 3.
08:48Ready.
08:52It's over.
08:54It's the worst.
08:56What are you doing?
08:58I'm strong.
09:00It's over.
09:02What are you doing?
09:04Seiya is out.
09:06I was disqualified.
09:08Look at this short skirt.
09:10It's tough.
09:12It's not fair.
09:14I wasn't disqualified for a second.
09:20Team Macho.
09:22Can they win without a punch?
09:24It's like everyone is on this side.
09:26It's a shift that is completely conscious of the camera.
09:28Let's go.
09:30Ready.
09:32It's tough.
09:34It's tough.
09:36It's tough.
09:38Which side?
09:40One, two.
09:42One, two.
09:44It's over.
09:46Team Macho is strong.
09:48It's strong.
09:50I couldn't see anything from this camera.
09:54This is good.
09:56Macho is strong.
10:02It's okay.
10:04This is strong.
10:06It's good.
10:08It's good.
10:10It's good.
10:12It's good.
10:14I couldn't see anything.
10:16It's good to win.
10:18It's good.
10:20I couldn't see.
10:22Are you okay?
10:24I couldn't see.
10:26It's a snap.
10:28It's good.
10:30It's good.
10:32It's good.
10:34It's good.
10:36It's good.
10:38It's good.
10:40It's good.
10:42It's good.
10:44It's good.
10:46It's good.
10:48Team Macho has won 20 points.
10:50Will they return the favor?
10:52Will they return the favor?
10:54We will do what we're good at.
10:56What are you good at?
10:58Are you a flying disc?
11:00How many games have you played?
11:02How many games have you played?
11:04I can't play anymore.
11:06What is he saying?
11:08He can't play today.
11:10Yes, he can't play today.
11:12I'm sick.
11:14I can't play today.
11:16Let's play one more time.
11:18Let's play one more time.
11:20Who will you fight?
11:22Nakaima-kun.
11:24He will fight Nakaima-kun.
11:26Start!
11:28He will fight Nakaima-kun.
11:30He will fight Nakaima-kun.
11:32I don't know how many times I've tried, but I've never been able to catch it.
11:39Now, let's see if he can catch it in one shot.
11:45Now, let's start with Yoshi.
11:47I'd like to catch it and go to Daikando.
11:51Please.
11:52Please.
11:53Please.
11:56I can do this.
11:57Good, good.
11:58I can do this.
11:59All right.
12:01He caught it in one shot.
12:04I did it.
12:05I did it.
12:06I did it.
12:08I'm glad.
12:09I did it.
12:10I did it.
12:11I'm as moved as when I first saw him.
12:14He's not crying, is he?
12:16He caught it.
12:17He caught it.
12:18Now, let's see his underwear.
12:19I want to show him my excellent beauty.
12:23I didn't expect to see this straw.
12:25It's good.
12:26It's good.
12:27It's good.
12:28It's good.
12:29It's good.
12:30It's good.
12:31He's got a brave face.
12:33He's a real athlete.
12:34He's got a different face.
12:36He's got a different face.
12:38It's good.
12:39It's good.
12:40It's good.
12:41It's good.
12:42What?
12:43What?
12:44It's close!
12:46He's tough.
12:47He's tough.
12:48He's only caught three.
12:49He's tough.
12:50Now, it's up to Nakayama-kun.
12:53Yes.
12:54If he catches it and shows his underwear, he'll get another 10 points.
12:57I think it's better to do it the other way around.
13:00He's so excited.
13:04Will he catch it without showing his underwear?
13:08Now, it's Nakayama-kun's turn.
13:09Yes.
13:10Go ahead.
13:12Why are you calling me like a friend?
13:15Nakayama-kun.
13:19Good job.
13:20So, this is a draw.
13:23Is it over?
13:24Is it over?
13:25It's tough for Nakayama-kun.
13:26It's tough.
13:27I see.
13:28I can't watch it twice or three times.
13:30It's tough.
13:31It's over.
13:32It's over.
13:33You're disqualified in both ways.
13:35Did you think it was over?
13:36Yes.
13:37It's time to change the game.
13:39What's a balance ball?
13:42I don't think it has anything to do with physics.
13:44It's a sense of balance.
13:45The whole team will challenge.
13:47If you don't touch the ground for 7 seconds, you'll clear.
13:517 seconds.
13:52I see.
13:53It's easy.
13:54Get on top.
13:55Let's do it.
13:56All right.
13:58The new game.
13:59The official camera with the hand-holding balance ball is placed in front of you.
14:06First, the macho team's challenge.
14:10Everyone, please hold hands.
14:13It's only 7 seconds.
14:15Let's go.
14:16Ready.
14:20It's over.
14:23I can't see anything.
14:27You're disqualified.
14:29I couldn't do it.
14:30This is difficult.
14:31What are you doing?
14:32This is difficult.
14:33What would have happened if you had cleared it?
14:37I think I could have done it.
14:39It's been 7 seconds.
14:40Let's see.
14:41Let's see if you can see the pants.
14:43I can't see the pants.
14:47It's starting.
14:48It's starting.
14:49It's starting.
14:50It's dangerous.
14:51He's fast.
14:52You're not even holding the pants.
14:54I can't see the pants.
14:55You can't see the pants.
14:56It's because the ball bends so much.
14:59It's like a rodeo.
15:00I can't see the pants.
15:01I can't see the pants.
15:02I can't see the pants.
15:04You're disqualified.
15:07This is not a disqualification.
15:09You're disqualified.
15:10NODA is disqualified.
15:11Hiromu is disqualified.
15:14Everyone is disqualified.
15:15This is the worst.
15:17Three at the same time.
15:19What?
15:21Minus 10 points!
15:23What?
15:25Minus 10?
15:27That's not good.
15:29He's doing it all at the same time.
15:31This has never happened before.
15:33This is a little difficult.
15:35If you get it,
15:37you can go to Dote.
15:39Let's go.
15:41This is the most difficult
15:43mini-skirt track game in history.
15:45Will Team Ueda be able to win?
15:51The strategy is different.
16:03Please stand by.
16:05The official camera is in front of you.
16:07Ready.
16:09Time's up!
16:13Time's up!
16:15It's not about the pants.
16:17Mr. Ueda!
16:19What is this strategy?
16:21It has nothing to do with the pants.
16:23What is this?
16:25Let's take a look.
16:27Let's say it was safe.
16:29Not yet.
16:33It's starting.
16:35What is this?
16:37This is terrible.
16:39This is a minus.
16:41I can't see the pants.
16:43There is no minus.
16:45I can't see the pants.
16:47I understand.
16:49Let's do it in 5 seconds.
16:51We can do it.
16:55Will Team Macho succeed next time?
16:59Put your weight on it.
17:01This is possible.
17:03Is this possible?
17:05Is this possible?
17:07Let's do it.
17:09It's only 5 seconds.
17:11Ready.
17:131.
17:152.
17:173.
17:194.
17:215.
17:23We did it.
17:25We did it.
17:27We did it.
17:29We did it.
17:31We did it.
17:33Let's take a look.
17:37Are his hands connected?
17:39Yes, they are.
17:41His hands are his arms.
17:43He is just wrapping his hands.
17:45His hands are not connected.
17:47We did it.
17:49His hands are not connected.
17:51His hands are connected.
17:53He is holding his hands.
17:55His hands are connected.
17:57His hands are connected.
17:59His hands are connected.
18:01His arms are not connected.
18:03His arms are not connected.
18:07Are you okay?
18:09I can see it.
18:11I can see it.
18:15What is going on?
18:19The first time ever.
18:21The first time ever.
18:27His hands are not connected.
18:29Let's do it again.
18:31Let's do it again.
18:33Are you okay?
18:35His hands are connected.
18:37I see.
18:39His hands are connected.
18:41Let's do it.
18:47Time's up.
18:49Time's up.
18:51You can't do sports or underwear.
18:53You can't do sports or underwear.
18:55You can't do sports or underwear.
18:57You can't do sports or underwear.
18:59You have 5 seconds.
19:01You have 5 seconds.
19:05Nakayama hasn't changed at all.
19:07He's still the same.
19:11Hiromu, what is that?
19:13He's not the same.
19:15He's not the same.
19:17He's not the same.
19:19He's still the same.
19:21Yes, that's it.
19:22I'm good.
19:24Oh, he's...
19:25He's going for a double tap.
19:27Let's go for another one.
19:28Let's go for another one.
19:30Reach. Reach. Reach.
19:32Double tap. Double tap.
19:34Minus 10 points.
19:36Hold on. Hold on.
19:38It's a tie.
19:39It's a tie.
19:41If he wins, it's a win.
19:44Let's go.
19:46The match has been decided by a double tap.
19:50The score is 0-0.
19:53Will Team Ueda be able to turn the tables?
19:58Oh, no.
19:59It's the same strategy.
20:01If you hold hands, you can put weight on the other person.
20:04But if he sits like that...
20:06If he does it normally, he can do it.
20:07He might be able to do it.
20:08Oh, I see.
20:10Wait a minute.
20:11This is bad. He might go crazy.
20:13He can do it.
20:15Let's go with this.
20:17Let's go with this.
20:17Here we go.
20:18Ready.
20:19I think he can do it.
20:211, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
20:26Yes!
20:27Yes!
20:28Okay!
20:29He did it!
20:31He really did it!
20:33This is a great strategy!
20:36It's like a drama!
20:38What was that?
20:39I'll never forget that.
20:41It's very stable.
20:42How did it go?
20:45If you can't see it, it's a tie.
20:46Please.
20:47What kind of physics is that?
20:48I want to end it with a hand.
20:49Okay.
20:50Mr. Ryo...
20:51If you're okay...
20:52I can't see it.
20:53They're covering each other with their feet.
20:55They're covering each other.
20:56Look, it's under my socks.
20:58I can't see it.
20:59Wow.
21:00It's not moving.
21:01I can't see it.
21:02This is amazing.
21:03It's stable.
21:04Wow!
21:05Don't let your guard down.
21:07Oh, no!
21:08What was that?
21:09Oh, no!
21:10Oh, no!
21:11It's a tie!
21:12It's a tie!
21:13That was close.
21:14This is a tie, too.
21:15Oh, no!
21:16Okay, okay.
21:18If you don't let your guard down...
21:21The winner of the mini-skirt track and field is...
21:24It's a tie!
21:27It's a tie!
21:28That's all?
21:30Next...
21:31Please!
21:33Ryo's last disc catch?
21:35I'll take it.
21:39Please!
21:42Okay.
21:43I'll take it.
21:44I'll take it.
21:45The winner of the mini-skirt track and field is...
21:47The winner of the mini-skirt track and field is...
21:49The winner of the mini-skirt track and field is...
21:51Mr. Ueda.
21:52I'm the judge?
21:53Yes, you are.
21:54Please announce the MVP.
21:56The MVP is...
21:58Mr. Ryo!
21:59Mr. Ryo!
22:00I got it.
22:01I knew it.
22:02I couldn't stop Hikiyomi!
22:04I knew it.
22:05Mr. Ryo, please say something.
22:08Please don't call me again.
22:11Come on.
22:12Come on.
22:13Since you got the MVP,
22:15you automatically get the winning flying disc.
22:19The winning flying disc.
22:20You automatically get the winning flying disc.
22:22Kyoichi's candy.
22:24You can't do that.
22:25Kyoichi's candy.
22:27Let's go.
22:29This is the man among men who got the MVP.
22:33The winning flying disc catch.
22:36Let's see it.
22:38Please!
22:41Okay.
22:42I can catch it.
22:43I can catch it.
22:44No, I can't.
22:47Good bye!
22:49That's good.
22:51He's like that again.
22:53I've seen it many times.
22:58Next episode.
22:59I like Ryohei.
23:00Who makes you feel the most?
23:02Love Drama Championship.
23:05No way.
23:06All of a sudden?