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01:10All right, it's me, Roan, and your boy, Nate.
01:14Bang, bang, bird gang.
01:15We'll start with the NFL, of course.
01:16The birds get the job done in a classic snowy playoff game.
01:23How are you feeling, Roan?
01:24I feel, if you had told me coming into the season
01:27that the Eagles will be in the NFC Championship,
01:30fuck yeah.
01:30If you had told me coming into the season
01:32that they'd be in the NFC Championship
01:34playing against the Commanders
01:36for a chance to go to the Super Bowl, fuck yeah.
01:39From that point of view, amazing.
01:42From the point of view of I actually watched the game,
01:45I'm a little bit more nervous
01:46than I feel like would warrant just everything on paper.
01:50First of all, they didn't look amazing.
01:53Second of all, Jalen Hurts hurt
01:55and didn't look great without being hurt.
01:57And third of all, the Commanders look fucking amazing as well.
02:01So I'm cautiously optimistic on paper.
02:05You know, we took last night to celebrate,
02:08but I mean, I guess job's not done.
02:11I don't know.
02:11I mean, being in the championship does rule.
02:13It's better than the alternative.
02:14Well, on the other side is kind of the exact opposite.
02:17I feel like the Dawg and Commanders fans are riding high,
02:22beating the other team that I think was like riding high
02:25and thought it was going to be their year,
02:26just snuffing out the Lions.
02:28Jaden Daniels looks like he might be like the one, the one,
02:32like maybe the best in the league.
02:34And you know, they're going for it.
02:37They're changing the game.
02:38So not only do they win,
02:39but they're doing it in an exciting fashion.
02:42The Commanders, dude, who had that?
02:44Yeah, we've been saying a lot of it's like
02:47playing with house money because coming into the season,
02:50it was year one of the rebuild.
02:52Rookie quarterback, depleted roster,
02:55you know, new front office, new GM, new everything.
02:57It's like, hey, it's going to take time.
02:59The offensive line, not very good.
03:00Secondary non-existent.
03:02A lot of stuff like that.
03:03One wide receiver, Terry, great.
03:05The rest of the guys were like fours and fives,
03:07practice squad guys on other teams.
03:10And just Jaden is so good.
03:12And he does so much by himself and he's so poised
03:15and just almost like a perfect quarterback.
03:18And it just he makes everybody around him better.
03:22And he takes a bunch of guys who I use this analogy.
03:25If this was Madden,
03:26a bunch of like 65 to 75 overall guys,
03:29and he just makes them so much better.
03:31And just going into Detroit
03:33and laying the smackdown on them
03:35and Ben Johnson getting outcoached by Cliff
03:39and Dan Quinn just knowing exactly
03:41when to go for it on fourth down
03:43and trusting his rookie quarterback Jaden
03:45is just all coming together.
03:46And it's such a fun season to watch and to be a part of.
03:50And even Rome like big diehard Eagles fan.
03:52It's really hard to say a bad thing
03:54about what the commanders are doing
03:56because it's so fun to watch
03:57and they're so likable and it's just enjoyable football.
04:00And then the line,
04:01there's these two fat guys on Lions Twitter
04:04who just yap nonstop
04:06about how they're going to send Jaden to the hospital
04:08and nobody walks into Detroit and gets out with a win.
04:11And they're just all over my timeline getting dunked on.
04:15I mean, listen, if you're a Lions fan.
04:20You're in hell.
04:20That sucks, dude.
04:21Like this was, this had to be the year.
04:24This had to be the one they were good.
04:26They're exciting.
04:27I ran into, I did Legion of Skanks last Monday.
04:29I ran into Josh Adam Myers
04:31who's a comedian outside the stand.
04:32He's a big commanders fan.
04:34And he was like just gushing about getting rid of Snyder
04:38and finding Jaden Daniels.
04:40There's like in sports,
04:41there's two things that is like
04:43the greatest feeling in the world
04:44is getting rid of bad owners
04:45and finding your franchise quarterback.
04:47It's franchise quarterback.
04:49I mean, we saw with Burrow in Cincinnati also.
04:51You can go, they went two and 14.
04:53Burrow came in immediately good.
04:55Jaden came in.
04:56We like, there's people who were saying the experts
04:59like we're a three-win team.
05:00You know, like this roster bare bones.
05:03Ron Rivera set this team back so far with his draft.
05:06And he was taking third round guys in the first round
05:09because he liked their character.
05:10He liked sound bites about these guys.
05:13And he just set this team back so far.
05:15And for us to be in the NFC title game in year one.
05:20It does, dude, it doesn't make sense.
05:21It literally doesn't make sense.
05:22There's no part about the commanders
05:24that are good enough to be in the NFC championship game
05:27outside of Jaden Daniels.
05:29Like he is the only thing
05:30that is like transcendent about the team.
05:33And he's doing it with like a pretty average defense.
05:37No, no slight to them.
05:38But like every other rookie quarterback
05:41that has made it this far has had
05:43like a top three or top five defense.
05:45He has the 18th ranked defense.
05:47It's preposterous.
05:49And he has completely raised all ships.
05:52Like the running back is pretty good.
05:54McLaurin is like, he has gotten to a next level this year.
05:58But like on paper, they should not be this good.
06:01But he's like magical even in a way
06:03that like Joe Burrow almost wasn't.
06:05Dude, I saw a stat that was,
06:07I know it's a little bit skewed
06:08because they are kind of changing the game
06:10going forward on fourth down a lot.
06:12But he already has more games
06:14with no turnovers and no punts
06:16than like Tom Brady, Patrick Mahal,
06:18like all the greats.
06:19You know, it's like he's already doing things
06:20that are, that's historic.
06:22Have you seen the clip of the Giants GM asking his son?
06:26He was like, who should we draft?
06:27And his son's like, he goes,
06:30he goes, just trade up and get Jaden Daniels.
06:32You only get one shot at this job.
06:34You only get to do it once.
06:34Just do it, dad.
06:35And he's like, yeah, whatever.
06:38What's the worst move for their off season?
06:40Not drafting Jaden Daniels or letting Saquon walk.
06:44Cause they're both terrible.
06:46In the moment, Saquon did make sense.
06:48Like when you're that bad and you, and like,
06:52I don't know, in hindsight, it looks terrible.
06:54But at the time, a lot of people were like,
06:56it's a running back.
06:57They have so many more steps to go.
06:59They don't have their franchise quarterback anymore.
07:01Like, but man, he's out there running
07:03for 200 in the playoffs.
07:05It's like, he might be an MVP candidate
07:07if it wasn't like this golden era of quarterbacks.
07:11It's brutal for them right now.
07:13A big thing about us winning and you're right.
07:15It doesn't make sense.
07:16It's like our last five regular season games
07:18all came down to the final seconds.
07:19Like the Hail Mary, field goal,
07:22like crazy drive down from Jaden.
07:25And then we just take advantage of like tiny mistakes.
07:28We did it against the Bucks when they fumbled
07:29on that weird reverse fumble recovery score.
07:32Did it against, forcing the Lions to throw five picks
07:36or five turnovers and J-Mo throwing the worst pick
07:40of all time.
07:41It's just like, those things seem to happen
07:43for us for some reason.
07:45And we're just riding this fucking wave of destiny.
07:48Like just collecting all the fumbles,
07:49collecting all the interceptions at the most opportune times,
07:52going for it and converting every fourth down possible.
07:55And it's just working out.
07:57Like you couldn't call a genie lamp and wish for better.
08:00I kind of feel that way about like the Chiefs.
08:02A lot of people are so down on them
08:03when it's like they're at the point
08:05where they're just good enough to get the job done.
08:07Even when it's ugly.
08:07The Eagles kind of did it too.
08:09What was the stat?
08:10It was like they got, you know,
08:12they had, they lost the turnover battle.
08:14They lost the yardage battle.
08:15They were like the only team ever to win
08:16in the post season while losing all those things.
08:18But when you're good, you get it done.
08:21I don't know though.
08:22I don't really care about the stats in the playoffs.
08:23You got to just advance and move on.
08:25So.
08:26Chiefs, Chiefs win.
08:27It's just what they do.
08:28Well, yeah.
08:29It's like they went 16, 15 and two that last game
08:32that kind of punted and people are talking
08:33about being a down year.
08:35And now on the other side of things,
08:36they've got another showdown with the Bills.
08:39Listen, Lamar Jackson.
08:41I don't know whether to pile on what,
08:43like the amount of people who are just saying,
08:45well, he overcame two touchdowns.
08:47That's the phrase I've seen floating around.
08:49Nick Wright said it.
08:50I saw Meek Phil talking about it.
08:51I feel like all over Twitter, they say he overcame
08:53two turnovers to put his team in a position to win in the end.
08:56But the turnovers were his.
08:58Like he turned the ball over.
08:59The interception was bad.
09:01The fumble was bad.
09:02I love Lamar.
09:04I don't know people.
09:05People want to say it's playoff Lamar.
09:07You're playing the snow.
09:08Tiny turnovers happen.
09:09I get I think he's a top five quarterback
09:11we've ever seen in our life.
09:13I'm a huge Lamar guy.
09:14But no fumble was really bad.
09:16That's what I mean.
09:17I think people are throwing that out there.
09:19I love Lamar.
09:21I just think he's so special.
09:22Like he's I just I don't know.
09:24I have a soft spot for Lamar.
09:26Do top five of all time when like
09:29he has not proven it in the playoffs?
09:30Well, so I people talk about him
09:33like they used to talk about Ovi.
09:34He'll never make it out of the first round.
09:36You know, he'll never be the best.
09:38And he's only 28 years old.
09:40You know, Lamar, I still think he has multiple Super Bowls.
09:43Only, bro.
09:44You're pretty much smack in the prime of your career.
09:47And you're not you're not getting the job done.
09:50I mean, like.
09:50Oh, he's definitely not.
09:51I would take that.
09:52Listen, I know he's amazing.
09:53But I'm just saying to then put him.
09:55It's like he's gotten so much credit.
09:57He's gotten so much credit for everything.
09:59They probably are going to give him another MVP this year.
10:02They're crowning him for all of his like
10:04low turnover numbers are in the regular season.
10:06But then he has to take responsibility
10:09when he's turning the ball over in these massive moments.
10:12He was talking before the playoffs.
10:14Like once I win a Super Bowl,
10:16I'm changing my number from eight to one.
10:18Why?
10:18Why are you talking about this before the first round?
10:21Like as if it's a foregone conclusion to me,
10:24he gives me kind of like Dan Marino vibes.
10:26We're in the regular season.
10:28It's amazing.
10:29He'll go down as like a remembered quarterback
10:32for being like all time.
10:33But he's not in that conversation.
10:35I think he's Aaron Rodgers too.
10:36Aaron Rodgers finally got his one.
10:38So I think.
10:39OK, right now, will Lamar win one in his career?
10:42Yes or no?
10:44I don't think you can say that with what's going on.
10:47You look around the rest of the league like he's great.
10:49But we are back in like another golden era of quarterbacks.
10:53It was like a quick lull in between Brady and Manning
10:56and Rivers and Eli and Roethlisberger.
10:58And now it's right back to like he's going to be playing
11:00alongside all these guys till they all retire.
11:04It's not like there's going to be a window.
11:05He has to beat Burrow every year.
11:07He has to beat Josh Allen every year.
11:09And he has to beat Patrick Mahomes every year
11:11for the next 10 years of his life.
11:12Just to get there, you know?
11:14They should change the rule today about MVP voting.
11:17Because you can't have Lamar lose to Josh Allen last night
11:21and then still give Lamar the MVP over Josh Allen.
11:24They need to include this stuff in MVP voting.
11:26It should be for the entire season.
11:28How bad of a drop do you put that on David Andrews?
11:32I mean, that was...
11:33Mark Andrews?
11:36Lamar shouldn't have been in that situation to begin with.
11:39I do blame Lamar for the game,
11:40for the interception and the fumble at midfield.
11:43It should have never come down...
11:44What do you mean, not running the ball?
11:45What's that?
11:47I think it's...
11:48What are you referring to?
11:49I think it's insane that they didn't give the ball to Derek Henry.
11:52Yeah, I'm just saying it should have never come down to Mark Andrews.
11:55In that specific play,
11:56that's up there with not giving the ball to Marshawn Lynch, in my mind.
12:00The guy, I mean, he was running it down their throats all day long.
12:04Yeah, and what's crazy is that Mark Andrews is going to remember that
12:08for the rest of his life.
12:11I know that I'm thinking about a can-jam surviving barstool shot that I missed.
12:18I missed a shot that would have saved me and had me into a limit.
12:20I probably think about it every day, the shot that I missed.
12:24He could have taken his team to the AFC Championship for a rematch against Mahomes.
12:30It's not like they would have automatically won,
12:33but he will be 75 years old thinking about that exact moment.
12:38Like, why didn't I?
12:39And people are trying to blame Lamar.
12:41That it was a bad pass.
12:42Lamar's a bad thrower.
12:44They hit him in his chest.
12:45Come on, it was right there, dude.
12:47What do you think?
12:47I saw a clip of Kurt Warner talking about snow games.
12:52And he was like, I played in a dome in Arizona and in St. Louis.
12:57I cannot physically prepare for those games if I even wanted to.
13:02And then your whole season comes down to a weather-affected game.
13:06As a fan, I think snow games are awesome.
13:09It's part of football.
13:10But I can't understand that logic of you have an amazing season
13:13and you're just not a snow team because if you're an indoor team or whatever,
13:17it just fucks you.
13:18You're playing in it.
13:20But the Rams, they haven't practiced in it the entire year.
13:25They haven't been conditioned to play in it in the couple really cold times.
13:31And then come the fourth quarter for the Rams, they had one good drive.
13:34But once it really started to snow, they were done.
13:36They were completely fucked.
13:38Because you can't even cut.
13:39You can't even make really good cuts.
13:41And that's why you see a lot of the quarterbacks left.
13:45I mean, I guess all four quarterbacks who are left are scrambling quarterbacks.
13:49And in a snowy game like that, you being able to pull the ball down and run
13:52like Matthew Stafford doesn't have that same luxury.
13:55And you see where it got them.
13:57All right, well, is Jalen Hurts hurt?
14:00Yeah.
14:01That post game was not good.
14:03When he was like, are you hurt?
14:05And he was like, I finished the game.
14:06And she was like, are you going to be able to play?
14:08And he was like, I finished the game.
14:09I was like, yikes.
14:11They're going to have to shoot him up with some high-grade Hungarian steroids.
14:17Something rare, like a concoction.
14:19Throw some Ivermectin, bro.
14:20I don't care.
14:23All of it, dude.
14:23The deer antlers.
14:25Everything.
14:25Because he needs it so badly.
14:28There's kind of a weird level of dysfunction in the passing offense that's kind of getting
14:34papered over by the fact that we're winning.
14:36But I think that AJ Brown has like three catches for 10 yards in the postseason.
14:42He's written his book, bro.
14:43You know, he's got his motivational book out there.
14:46Whatever works.
14:47And I guess if Saquon is going to run for 200 yards, you take that.
14:50If you can get trophies, you take that.
14:53And that will solve everything.
14:55But if that's not what happens, you really have to pray that AJ Brown is not T.O.
15:02Because after the Eagles lost to the Patriots, T.O.
15:06does sit-ups in his driveway.
15:07And it's never the same again.
15:10And I think AJ Brown isn't like that.
15:12But you have to really hope and pray that he's not ready to blow it all up.
15:16Because as a stud, all-pro receiver, he's not getting the stats that he probably thinks
15:20he deserves.
15:21Dude, speaking of T.O., shoot him up.
15:23Shoot AJ Brown or Jalen Hurts up with whatever they did.
15:26Remember when he made it back to that game with like a broken leg like 10 feet earlier?
15:30It was insane.
15:31He played the Super Bowl on a broken leg.
15:33Had like 120 receiving yards.
15:36Before we move on from NFL.
15:38Paige Hughes put up a million on the Bills to win the Super Bowl.
15:43That obviously would fly against you guys.
15:48Does this bode well?
15:49I mean, he's hit.
15:50He had that hot streak of hitting those big bets.
15:52He also missed on a couple, though, that don't get talked as much about.
15:56Are you worried about the Portnoy deal with the Devil and another couple million going
16:00his way with Josh Allen and the Bills?
16:02I'm worried.
16:03But at the same time, the Bills are the team that I think everybody's okay with winning
16:09if it's not them.
16:10You know what I mean?
16:10It's not like if it was the Chiefs or something like that, or even the commanders are flying
16:14directly in the face of the Eagles.
16:16Now, if the Eagles get there against the Bills, obviously, maybe I need to put another Portnoy
16:20curse on him.
16:21You know, maybe I'm the only one who's ever, you know, ever was able to defeat him with
16:25black magic.
16:26By the way, I'm with you.
16:27Like, Bill's likable.
16:29You want Bill's mafia.
16:30Josh Allen deserves it.
16:31That postgame interview with him, everybody, nobody gave us credit.
16:35Everybody doubts us.
16:36We don't have talent.
16:37I was like, I don't think I've ever heard anybody say that about the Bills.
16:39It was basically they're good enough to win it.
16:41And it's Super Bowl or bust is what I heard all year.
16:43I don't know.
16:44They were saying that the opposite, like, well, kind of like people are saying he should
16:49be MVP because he lost talent from last year.
16:51So I think that's what he was saying.
16:53Okay, but yeah, I don't think anybody counted the Bills out.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Crazy.
16:59I probably expected to win everything.
17:01We'll move on to the inauguration and whatnot.
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17:51Inauguration day.
17:54It all kind of rolls into one.
17:56We got three topics here.
17:58Donald drops the Trump coin.
18:02Donald saves TikTok and then hits up the inauguration where we're seeing videos.
18:07We have Theo Vaughn with Conor McGregor, the Paul brothers.
18:11The Paul mother is there.
18:13You got Snoop and Nelly performing.
18:15The whole thing feels like a big fever dream.
18:18And this all comes on the heels of him saving TikTok after like a 55 minute ban.
18:22So he's the hero.
18:23The guy who started the band initially ends the band.
18:27He's the hero.
18:28The new generation loves him.
18:30And all the while, you know, he's probably scamming people with his new crypto coin.
18:35I'm sure Dave, I think Dave dropped a quick half a million there,
18:38turned it to a million, put it on the bills.
18:40So life's good for him.
18:41I threw a little bit of cash down and it went well.
18:46It went well.
18:46So Nate, you're the crypto guy.
18:48What do you got on Trump coin?
18:51Yeah, he dropped it overnight and it exploded.
18:54It's a meme coin.
18:57Dave put out a tweet.
18:58What's the difference between this and Huck to a coin?
19:00And everybody in the replies are like, it's different.
19:02It's different.
19:04I don't know.
19:05It's not that different.
19:07The 80% of the bag is in the creator's hands and it divests over three months, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
19:15It's stored up to 70.
19:16Right now it's down 30% on the day at 45.
19:19Once Melania dropped hers, it tanked his as well.
19:23Yeah.
19:23That I think people start to feel like, all right, this really is totally bullshit.
19:27All meme coins are bullshit.
19:30It's if you get in and get out at the right times, you can make money.
19:35Dave did exactly that.
19:36Dave made $500K or a mil over 12 hours, got in, got out.
19:40That's the perfect way to do it.
19:42I don't think there's much to do about holding a meme coin forever besides to say,
19:47hey, it's like Doge.
19:48Like, hey, I have 10 million Doge, but what's that really mean?
19:53Bitcoin is up a ton though, so thank you, President Trump.
19:55Well, I was going to say, I do think it signals a bigger,
19:58they said he's got a lot of crypto friendly bills that are going to be
20:01passed early in his administration.
20:02Him doing this, he's obviously embracing crypto,
20:06but the other side of things was the TikTok ban.
20:08Are you big on TikTok, Ron?
20:11Yeah, I didn't care that I was losing it.
20:14I have like 435 on there or something like that.
20:19It's a good following.
20:20It's the easiest platform to make a following on it,
20:22but people were fucking jumping out the window.
20:25People were sobbing, but I don't blame them.
20:28It is their livelihood, but it is funny that they were sobbing.
20:31Then like 12 hours later, they were all like, oh, I'm embarrassed.
20:35Bro, that notification that came back that said,
20:38thanks to the efforts of President Donald Trump, I was like, oh my God, this guy.
20:43He doesn't miss, dude.
20:44Like he's the king.
20:45It doesn't matter if he wanted to ban it.
20:47He doesn't now, so he saved it.
20:49It's he does not lose in these situations.
20:52He probably called up TikTok and he's like,
20:54hey, ban it for 24 hours, bring it back.
20:57Oh, right on the heels of my inauguration.
20:59Of course.
21:01And now he's renaming Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of America.
21:05He's just the king.
21:06I don't know what else to say about him.
21:08You guys think that this four years is going to be as wild as his first four years?
21:13Because I feel like his first four years was some of the internet
21:17was the biggest battlefield that has ever existed.
21:21And I think the internet overflowed into real life.
21:26And there were people in the streets and they were charged up about things.
21:31And I think that he was kind of the center of the flowchart of all that.
21:34Do you think that it's going to be that level of divisive explosiveness?
21:38Or do you think that people went through it the first time and were like,
21:41oh, it wasn't that it wasn't actually that bad?
21:44Or do you think people just don't give a fuck anymore?
21:46I think it can't be what it was.
21:48I don't think the world has learned or grown or matured or any of that.
21:53I just think it was at a fever pitch.
21:57People were convinced it was going to be the end of society.
22:00And once you realize it's not and your life kind of goes on,
22:02I think people do calm down a little bit.
22:03But I think it'll still be a war out there.
22:05But it's a good point.
22:08Whoever's next, if he leaves office, can't possibly keep rallying the people
22:13to a fever pitch like this.
22:15So at some point, it has to calm back down.
22:17But the internet is always going to be a shitty hellhole.
22:22But I don't think anything will top 2018-ish,
22:25was when it was just like, holy fucking shit.
22:28I'm curious what happens to him as a guy.
22:31Because I feel like sometimes his divisive rhetoric is used to drum up his base.
22:39Because in some ways, he was always running for another election
22:42and always wanted to be president again.
22:44And now he's effectively started today.
22:47He's already a lame duck president.
22:48He doesn't need to get elected again.
22:51It's not like there's a certain amount of like...
22:54But no, not elected, definitely.
22:55Elected.
22:56He's either going to force his way in,
22:58but it's not going to be another popularity contest to win.
23:01So it's like, who does he need to placate?
23:04Or who does he need to make happy?
23:08Does he have to satisfy a base in any way?
23:11Can he just do whatever the fuck he wants?
23:13I saw he was going to declassify a lot of the Kennedy assassination stuff.
23:18Can he just let it fly with that?
23:21If you buy Greenland,
23:22if you turn the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America,
23:25he's creating the external revenue service, which people love.
23:29I don't want to get taxed by the internal revenue service.
23:31We're going to send it out to the external.
23:34He's just marketing.
23:35He's just rebranding everything.
23:36As long as my eggs go down in price, I don't care what he does.
23:39He just said he wants to put a flag in Mars.
23:44He's trying to put the American flag on Mars.
23:46He's playing fantasy sports with the presidency.
23:49It's like doing the goopy shit.
23:51Listen, eggs down, crypto up, Nate.
23:53That's the fucking motto.
23:54Let's go.
23:55Let's go.
23:57JT?
23:58We also, what else do we have?
24:01Caitlin Clark was kicking it with Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game.
24:05She's a lifelong Chiefs fan.
24:06Great picture of her after the game with all of the Chiefs.
24:11Looked like a scene out of Blacked.
24:13But this was also the weekend that the unrivaled league started
24:20that she turned down for a million bucks.
24:24So she should have been playing in that this weekend.
24:26Instead, she was just kicking it with Taylor.
24:29What are your thoughts on her skipping that and kicking it with the Queen Bee?
24:34Getting the call from Taylor must be something out of a superhero movie.
24:40She wants you, Caitlin.
24:41You're now part of the posse.
24:43At first, in the box, they were in two different seats.
24:45And then at halftime, they were sitting next to each other.
24:49I just think it's Captain America being like, bring Caitlin over.
24:52I'll be honest, though.
24:54Caitlin's up there, dude.
24:55She's no fucking slouch.
24:56I know T-Swift's on a whole other level.
24:58But she's not some bum she's picking out of the crowd.
25:00She's probably the under most popular girl in the world.
25:03She pushed the fat girl away.
25:04And she's like, now Caitlin's my number two.
25:07I don't know who's in Taylor's crew at this point.
25:10But did Gigi Hadid drop out so Caitlin can come in?
25:15It's a big call from the bullpen when you become Taylor's number two.
25:21She collects women.
25:22Yeah, it's her infinity stones.
25:24She just collects the woman du jour.
25:27But you know who else I saw in that box?
25:29I saw Tommy Alter in that box.
25:31Who's that?
25:32What?
25:33You know Tommy Alter?
25:34The dude who had the podcast with J.J. Rennick?
25:37Oh, yeah.
25:40He was sitting behind Taylor Swift.
25:42I was like, what?
25:44At first, I thought she just collects women and gays.
25:47But I guess she's collecting straight dudes now, too.
25:49She collects women and gays.
25:51That's fucking hilarious.
25:53But yeah, congratulations to Caitlin Clark.
25:56I'd rather be watching a football game than playing another basketball league.
26:00Bro, I made a video about it.
26:01Some people were like, why are you shitting on women for trying something?
26:05I'm like, they're already trying it with the WNBA.
26:08You don't get to start a second league when your first one
26:11is just maybe starting to be successful.
26:14Focus the fuck on that.
26:16What if Jaden Daniels plays in the XFL?
26:19Yeah, right, right.
26:22You focus on the real one.
26:24And then when you retire, or if you're an actual rival,
26:27but it's made by WNBA players.
26:30Now you're kind of splitting.
26:31It's almost like splitting the vote.
26:33Focus on one.
26:35But you can play in both, right?
26:37Yes, and they're off-season.
26:38But it's just like-
26:39Kevin, they get paid $55,000 a year.
26:42They have to do something.
26:43But that's my point.
26:44The first league's not really working.
26:48That's why they need to.
26:48They need all the sources of income.
26:50So I mean, it's a whole different set of rules.
26:52It's three on three.
26:54They play to a certain point.
26:56Smaller court.
26:57A whole bunch of different things that maybe will
27:00be different, but I don't know.
27:01Wait, real quick.
27:01Smaller court.
27:02So Kevin, you coach, or you have a son and a daughter,
27:07and they both play basketball.
27:08They're both very tiny.
27:09The fact that they play on full-size hoops,
27:11every time you post a score, it's like eight to six.
27:14And there's three foot five little kids
27:17shooting at the highest hoop.
27:18They can't even lift the ball over their head.
27:21Why don't they play on smaller hoops?
27:22I don't know, man.
27:23I was told that this league that my son was supposed to be playing in
27:26was eight foot this year.
27:27We show up, it's not 10 foot.
27:29It's terrible.
27:30Yeah, every score is like...
27:31The other day, it was like five to one.
27:33It was like a baseball score at a basketball game.
27:35I mean...
27:36And they have him playing 40 minutes.
27:38Yeah, my kid, my son plays 10-minute quarters, bro.
27:4210 minutes.
27:44LeBron James was in high school playing eight-minute quarters.
27:47And they went to overtime.
27:48We had five kids, 10-minute quarters.
27:51We had no subs.
27:52The idea behind the 10 minutes is like,
27:54if you have an A team and a B team,
27:55everybody gets to play five minutes.
27:57We had no subs.
27:58My guys out there, they played 42 minutes.
28:00They were gassed.
28:01We forced them to overtime.
28:02We almost won the game.
28:04And I'm sitting there going...
28:06My son was exhausted from heaving the ball up
28:09and running around for a full NBA game.
28:11It was madness, dude.
28:13What? Are they just trying to tire him out?
28:15Honestly, they went right the fuck to sleep that night.
28:18So maybe it's a good thing.
28:21I think that's all we got, right?
28:23Dave just lost 200K on Melania coin.
28:26You deserve that one.
28:26Already?
28:27You deserve...
28:29If you put big money in the Melania coin,
28:31I'm sorry, you deserve to lose it on that one.
28:34There's also this picture from the inauguration of Zuck.
28:37Big Daddy Zuck.
28:38It looks like he got caught taking a peek at Bezos' wife.
28:42Kind of peeking down her shirt.
28:44Tough spot for him.
28:45I'm sure he was just kind of looking around,
28:46but the internet gets that screen grab and you are...
28:48Zuck's last second trying to pivot to conservative was...
28:52Oh, he...
28:52I mean, I almost applaud it.
28:54It's such a grift.
28:56It's so like, well, we lost and now the other guy is in power,
29:01so we're going to just go with that
29:02because that's what the people want.
29:04That was an all-time pivot, man.
29:06He thought he was going to get reels.
29:08He thought that Instagram was going to pop off,
29:10TikTok would be gone, he'd cozy up to Trump
29:13and he'd be able to just slide in there like that.
29:18Do you remember when Gilly and Rick Ross went back and forth
29:22and Gilly was like,
29:24there's no amount of money that can un-lame a person.
29:31Basically, it was what he said.
29:32He used that N-word in there too,
29:35but that's basically Zuckerberg.
29:37There's no amount of money that could un-lame him.
29:40He's trying.
29:40It's impossible.
29:41He's bulked up, he's doing jujitsu, he's got a hair.
29:45Yeah, but it's like, nah, you'll just always be Zuck, man.
29:48You can't get un-lame, bro.
29:50Yeah, that's a great call, man.
29:51Once you're lame, you're lame.
29:52That's why I'm fucked.
29:54Anything else?
29:56Barstool world?
29:57No more surviving barstools so nature can heal finally.
30:01It's been eight months, so now people can get back to normal.
30:04Bro, that thing is a bloodbath.
30:06If you look through the wreckage of that,
30:08all the shit most of the contestants had to go through,
30:11that prize money has to be at least a million
30:14to go through that shit, man.
30:16That is a motherfucking nightmare.
30:18And I know people are like,
30:19this is tone deaf and it's just a game
30:21and it's just entertainment.
30:22Like, no the fuck it's not.
30:24It might be that for the viewers,
30:25but everybody who plays, it's like,
30:27this is the culmination of my career.
30:29This is symbolic of the fight I had with this coworker.
30:32This is, you know, we had it all.
30:35People getting secrets out
30:36and people fucking fighting with relationships,
30:40gender drama.
30:41I mean, we had it all.
30:42It is not a fun time.
30:44It's not a game, dude.
30:46Would you do it again?
30:47I mean, no, I would
30:50because I just do anything I'm asked to do, right?
30:52But like, I truly legitimately feel like at Barstool,
30:57there are like the fan favorites and the popular people
31:00and then not, you're on the other side.
31:03And if you're on the other side, they will hate you.
31:06You could win.
31:07You can backstab.
31:08You could play a great game.
31:10The people will hate you.
31:11And it's kind of bad for business to be like,
31:14yeah, now like, okay, maybe I won.
31:16Maybe I made it to the finals, whatever.
31:18But everybody hates me.
31:19That is, that would not be a great business move
31:24for certain people.
31:25I would say everybody already hates me.
31:27So sign me up.
31:28Yeah, well, that's what I mean though.
31:29It's just like, like if you're already hated
31:31and you go in there, you're not winning everybody over.
31:34Or if you're Kirk and you're just like, I'm crazy
31:37and it doesn't matter
31:38because my crazy fans will still love me.
31:40And the people who don't love me will still not love me.
31:42Like Kirk actually is in the best spot.
31:44Where he can pick anything he wants and his fans love him.
31:48And he's not trying to get new fans.
31:50So he's not trying to be likable.
31:52He, Kirk is, he's kind of the only one
31:55who's like bulletproof to it.
31:56It's either, you know, you're a fan favorite
31:58and people will love you or they hate you
32:01and they will really fucking hate you afterwards.
32:03But, you know, if I get invited, I'll, you know, yeah
32:07you have to, you can't be the guy who's like, no
32:09but I won't be excited about it.
32:11Like I was the first time after seeing this bloodbath.
32:13Holy shit.
32:14Sign me up.
32:16Can't get much worse.
32:18Did we lose Roan?
32:19Yeah, he dropped off.
32:20Okay.
32:21His computer died.
32:22All right.
32:22All good.
32:23That's the rundown.
32:24See you guys.