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00:00This is too low-resolution. It's almost a mosaic.
00:15It's so rough that it makes me wonder if my grandfather is taking a picture of me.
00:21You still don't have any information about me.
00:24No, not at all. All I know is that I'm a grown-up man in his 30s or 50s.
00:32But I can meet you in the theater.
00:35It's amazing that I can go see the stars.
00:38That's true. If you're a super popular star like Zofuda, it's hard to get tickets.
00:45I want to be an outdoor unit in the house of the stars.
00:49I want to be an outdoor unit in the house of the stars.
00:54I want to make oxygen for the stars.
00:59But recently, I've been wanting to be a matchmaker for the stars.
01:06I'll ask you once for now.
01:09First of all, I'm one-sidedly one-sided to the stars.
01:13Of course, I'm going to be dumped.
01:16At some point, I'll realize what I'm thinking about someone else.
01:20I'm going to mess up their relationship.
01:24In the end, of course, I'll be dumped and they'll get together.
01:28Overcoming my disability, their love will grow even stronger and deeper.
01:38In other words, I want to be the cornerstone of your happiness.
01:42I want you two to be happy with my sacrifice.
01:50That's...
01:59Isn't it too vague?
02:01I thought you'd say that.
02:03What?
02:04Are you going to intervene between the two of you?
02:07It's a nuisance.
02:08No, I thought it was a little hot when I was talking to myself.
02:13I thought you'd say that.
02:20I'm an outdoor unit.
02:22I apologize for that.
02:24But I just woke up to a new way of facing the stars.
02:28What do you mean?
02:30For example, if a matchmaker passes by and the star's partner goes abroad,
02:35but the matchmaker doesn't go to see her off.
02:53What?
02:55I want to do that.
02:57That's a good one.
02:58Yes, the one that the reader will like.
03:00The one that will be in the top six in the popularity poll.
03:05And when you're flying to the airport.
03:12I'm sorry.
03:14I did something terrible to you.
03:18What did you say?
03:20The wind is so strong that I can't hear you at all.
03:29I want to do that.
03:31And I want to run to my partner and say,
03:37If you don't make me happy, I won't forgive you.
03:46And when I'm alone, I want to cry quietly.
03:54I see.
03:56That's what a matchmaker is.
03:58Yes.
03:59It's the best, isn't it?
04:03No, I don't get it at all.
04:06Anyway, can I look at the blu-ray of the popularity poll?
04:10Let's look at it until the morning.
04:13I'm so happy to have friends who tell me I don't know if I don't know.
04:32It's starting.
04:37The quality is the best.
04:39I like the blu-ray.
04:43I'm so happy.
04:47One more time.
04:50Here.
04:56Good.
04:57The quality is good.
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07:29This is the last dance competition for the second time.
07:35I will continue to work hard.
07:40Good luck.
07:43Excuse me.
07:44Excuse me.
07:59Excuse me.
08:01Excuse me.
08:02Excuse me.
08:14I don't know anything about you, but there's one thing I know for sure, and that's that you're alive.
08:31You breathe, you sleep, you wake up, and you move your right and left feet on the same continent.
08:40You move your right and left feet on the same continent.
08:45I love you.
08:48That means I'm alive, too.
08:51Yes, I'm alive because of you.
08:55I love you.
08:59Are you okay?
09:02I love you.
09:05I love you.
09:08It was so exciting.
09:10Let's do it again.
09:12I want to do it again.
09:16That was fun, too.
09:18I hope we can all do something big together again before we can't play with everyone's life stages and environmental changes.
09:39Let's do it.
09:41Let's do something big.
09:43Let's make a memory like a cultural festival.
09:46Yeah, let's do it.
09:49I hope Zofuda will be there next time.
09:51I know.
09:53Zofuda was so busy with work that she didn't have much time to prepare.
10:02What about Zofuda's surprise birthday party?
10:07That's a good idea.
10:09But it's only been half a year.
10:13Let's do it half a year ago.
10:15Isn't it too soon?
10:17I want a day when we can party.
10:24I got it.
10:26How about we go like,
10:28Thank you for always being there for Zofuda?
10:32What?
10:34We're always grateful for Zofuda's existence.
10:38We are.
10:40We are.
10:48After that, we...
10:52No, no, no.
10:54I'm not saying that.
10:56So...
10:58We talked to each other over and over again.
11:04We came up with various ideas.
11:10Sometimes we had intense thoughts.
11:13And then...
11:27After about a month of preparation,
11:30we were able to celebrate Zofuda's surprise birthday.
11:43I'm sorry I'm late.
11:45Excuse me.
11:49Happy birthday, Zofuda!
11:59Huh?
12:03It's not his birthday at all.
12:05What?
12:07It's not his birthday at all.
12:09What?
12:12It's not his birthday at all.
12:14That's right.
12:15It has nothing to do with his birthday today.
12:18Then what is it?
12:24It's simply a thank you party for Zofuda's existence.
12:32It says, happy birthday.
12:36It's like a wish.
12:39Anyway, Zofuda.
12:41One, two, three.
12:43Thank you for existing!
12:54Can I go home?
12:56I have a lot of presents to thank you for your existence.
12:59You don't have to.
13:01Hurry, hurry, hurry.
13:03First,
13:05Zofuda's original can badge.
13:10I don't need it.
13:12Look, look.
13:13I put it on my daily bag.
13:16There are different sizes, so you can match them.
13:19I'm embarrassed.
13:21And the next present is...
13:25Zofuda's original mug.
13:29I don't need it.
13:31There are two types of patterns.
13:33Zofuda's upper body pattern and face-up pattern.
13:37Why two types?
13:38I can't decide which one.
13:42Zofuda, I'll give you both of them.
13:44Okay.
13:45I don't need any of them.
13:47The next present is...
13:50Zofuda's original tote bag.
13:54I can use this on a daily basis.
13:56You can't.
13:57But I could only make three of these, so I'll decide later.
14:01I want it.
14:02I'll win.
14:03I don't need it.
14:06The next present is...
14:09Zofuda's original guitar pick.
14:15I really don't need it.
14:16You just said you don't play the guitar.
14:19This can be a guitar pick.
14:21It can also be an earring.
14:24It's stylish.
14:25And it's for both ears.
14:27It'll get in the way.
14:30And...
14:34This is from me.
14:41What's this?
14:43I heard there's a culture of making the face of a star with felt.
14:47So I made Zofuda's face.
14:54It's too good to be true.
14:56What's this?
14:57This is M's personal play.
14:59We were surprised when we saw it.
15:03And the last one is...
15:10Zofuda's T-shirt.
15:15I thought you didn't like my glasses.
15:19But you were so excited when you designed them.
15:22There are four designs.
15:24And...
15:30There are six colors.
15:32It's an iPhone.
15:33I recommend this Zofuda blue.
15:36Don't say it like Kitano Blue.
15:39These are all the surprise presents.
15:55I'm sorry.
16:07I guess I have to continue my story.
16:14Was there no one to stop you?
16:18No.
16:19Was there anyone?
16:22Yes.
16:26There should be at least one calm person in the world.
16:33No one was there.
16:36I guess I was too excited.
16:43Am I taking all those things home?
16:48A can with my face printed on it.
16:51A tote bag with my face printed on it.
16:54A mug with my face printed on it.
16:57A guitar pick with my face printed on it.
17:00And an earring?
17:04And even though it's not my birthday,
17:07I don't know how to express my feelings.
17:13This is bad.
17:15It's too logical.
17:17We were just running without knowing what was going on.
17:20If we don't do anything, we'll be ignored.
17:28Zofuda.
17:30Let me explain.
17:36We didn't just want to make a fuss about the festival.
17:43Alice in Wonderland celebrates a day that isn't her birthday.
17:49Her birthday is only one day,
17:52but the day that isn't her birthday is 364 days.
17:56In other words, if she has the mind to celebrate a day that isn't her birthday,
18:00she'll be happy all year long.
18:02And we're really grateful for Zofuda's existence.
18:06It's not enough to just celebrate a day that isn't her birthday.
18:11That's why, from the bottom of my heart,
18:14I wanted to celebrate a day that isn't Zofuda's birthday.
18:31It didn't ring at all.
18:34The silence at that time was the longest silence I've ever felt in my life.
18:41It may have been a few seconds, but it was forever for me.
18:47There's only one thing I can do now.
18:51I'm sorry I was out of my mind.
18:53Zofuda!
18:59Zofuda!
19:04Okay.
19:12That's enough.
19:15That's enough.
19:19So? So?
19:21What other plans did you have?
19:24We had a party to celebrate Sunday
19:27and a party to thank Zofuda for his glasses.
19:32You were all in the same class, weren't you?
19:35Yeah, we were.
19:39Zofuda was so busy that he didn't come to the event.
19:44The other day, you had a man's ceremony to express your love for your teacher.
19:49I wanted to do that.
19:53What?
19:55What?
19:56Really?
19:57You turned him down.
19:59It was a class event.
20:01He's been hiding it for a year.
20:04That's right.
20:08Let's do it!
20:10The third dance competition to express your love for your teacher!
20:14Let's do it!
20:15Zofuda, are you going to dance?
20:18There are people who don't dance.
20:24Leave it to me.
20:29I want to dance!
20:33The third dance competition to express your love for your teacher!
20:38Next, Zofuda will perform!
20:41I've been waiting for you, Zofuda!
20:44Please welcome Zofuda with a big round of applause!
21:00He's so cute!
21:24He's so cute!
21:26Zofuda!
21:30Heave-ho!
21:35He's so cute!
21:37I've never seen anyone like him.
21:39He must have been happy.
21:47I'm going to dance, too!
21:49Me, too!
22:00Heave-ho!
22:10Heave-ho!
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23:01Heave-ho!
23:03Heave-ho!
23:07Festival!
23:09Heave-ho!
23:10Are you okay?
23:11I'm fine.
23:12I was thinking of supporting you.
23:14Even a mad scientist could win against you.
23:17I won't forgive you if you don't hold back.
23:19I made fireworks.
23:21Fireworks?
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