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00:00For seven years, the Yankees have been a fundamentally flawed team.
00:03They don't have a ca- I- This is a take I've been working on.
00:05I think the Yankees' clubhouse is too close.
00:07I think they're too- they're too close in there,
00:10and when they lose, it's- instead of getting on each other and lighting a fire, it's,
00:13oh, it's alright, buddy.
00:19Alright, it's the rundown. October 31st, 2024.
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01:14Alright, boys, we got a special rundown today.
01:17Me, Bob Fox, Rico, and for our first segment here, we have Tommy Smokes.
01:21Um, after last night's, uh, Yankees loss, debacle, debacle, I think is the word for it.
01:28Um, 5-0 lead, everything's cruising, the ghosts of the past seem to be waking up in the Bronx,
01:34and then, what, three errors, an absolute shitshow.
01:39Um, Tommy, how was your night last night, I guess we'll just start with.
01:42One of the worst three and a half hours of my life, I would say.
01:47Uh, that fifth inning will haunt me forever.
01:49Just a complete meltdown, completely pathetic, like, all the issues Yankees had all season long.
01:56Bad fundamentals, defense, et cetera, came back to bite him in the end, bite him in the ass,
02:01and it's, it's just kind of fitting that that's how that went.
02:03I'm not even that, I don't know, I wasn't even that angry as much as I was just, like, done.
02:08I just thought it was fucking, it was a fucking team, a bunch of fucking losers.
02:12That's fair. Bob, you were there as well.
02:13Um, obviously, Mike Francesa was there as well.
02:17I mean, let's just call it awesome.
02:18That was pretty cool.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Getting to, like, have an argument with Francesa, feeling like I was like,
02:25I felt like I was a caller, like, I was, like, Tommy from Long Island, like, calling in.
02:29Like, that was very cool.
02:31You have to understand as a fan, you are not participating.
02:35You cannot go to take the ball out of the playoffs.
02:38I mean, that, if I were you, how about if Betts holds off and whacks him in the jaw?
02:44Well, that's another story.
02:46But if he did, is that okay?
02:47No.
02:49But the point is, Betts would be right.
02:52I mean, that guy was almost assaulting him.
02:55He was going for the ball.
02:56What do you mean?
02:57What right does he have to hit a ball?
02:59He tried to win a World Series, Mike.
03:01He acted like he was part of the team.
03:02He basically was going for the ball.
03:04Maybe he was trying to force a fumble.
03:06You know what I said at home?
03:08I said to my wife, I said, they should throw his ass out of the stadium.
03:12Okay?
03:13And if he called my show, I'd hang up on him.
03:15You should get a ring if they win.
03:17A ring!
03:18Oh, my God.
03:20Are you out of your mind?
03:22Yeah, I mean, I would have preferred to watch a win with him.
03:26But yeah, that was cool.
03:27But it unfortunately will not be the number one thing I remember from the evening.
03:31No.
03:32I'm not as into baseball as Tommy is, obviously.
03:36I was growing up.
03:37Growing up, baseball was like right there with Star Wars and wrestling and Batman for me.
03:41Got older, fell out of it.
03:44Now I come around for the playoffs, Bobby playoffs.
03:46They call me in from the bullpen.
03:48But I will say, over the last couple weeks, I have gotten so into the games.
03:54And when you're around people as passionate as Tommy and Hubs and Marty and Evan Franke,
04:00it does make you get so invested into it that, yeah, it was a bad night.
04:06Bad morning when I woke up.
04:07Didn't feel good this morning.
04:09So it was just, like, shitty.
04:11Real shitty.
04:12All right, and for the other side of the spectrum, let's go to, I'd say,
04:16definitely a top three Yankee hater here at Barstool.
04:18I think KFC is still number one, but Bosco, he grew up in Staten Island,
04:23where I'm sure he had a lot of the gobbledygook yanks in his ear growing up
04:26during the fucking dynasty, no less.
04:28So, Bosco, how was your night last night?
04:29I mean, let me just say, before you—Bosco, you not being a Yankee fan is insane.
04:33Like, Rico Bosco from Staten Island not being a fucking Yankee fan is absolutely—
04:39that breaks my brain so much.
04:41The king of DJs, yeah.
04:43Yeah.
04:43It does.
04:44It does break brains.
04:45You're right.
04:47But, yeah, I went against my dad as a Giant fan.
04:49He's a Jet fan, but I couldn't do it with the Mets.
04:51It means too much with the family.
04:52But, yeah, I don't know.
04:53It's weird because the team is not, like, hateable.
04:58I felt like the 90s teams were way more hateable, and you hate-watched—
05:01I've said this, too.
05:02I've hate-watched more Yankee playoff games than I have Met playoff games.
05:05Like, that's just unfair to me, the fact that I've now hate-watched
05:09way more Yankee playoff games than Met games.
05:11But I think the team is, like, not that hateable.
05:13So it's weird.
05:14I'm obviously rooting against them, but I'm not, like, pounding my fist
05:18in the ground, like, as much as you were when you were, like,
05:20fuck Jeter and Williams and all these guys.
05:22I don't know.
05:23Like, judge is kind of likable.
05:25We want Soto, so, like, I'm not going to motherfuck Soto.
05:28It was a weird spot.
05:29Obviously, I was rooting against them, but the collapse,
05:31the way they went down is actually amazing.
05:34It really is.
05:35They had six outs in that inning.
05:36You know you can't do that with the Dodgers.
05:38Like, we taught you that.
05:39You can't get six outs in an inning and expect to win.
05:42You hated those old teams because they won every fucking year.
05:45These teams don't win.
05:46Yeah, but Jeter was the giant.
05:48Yeah, that's – you know what?
05:49That's part of it, too, I think.
05:51That's all of it.
05:52No, not all of it.
05:53I felt like Jeter being the captain, I hated Jeter still goddamn much.
05:57I actually think those 90s Yankees teams were likable if they played
06:00for any other fan base.
06:01But as a New Yorker, like, I grew up – I don't really hate
06:04a lot of things in life.
06:05I grew up hating Yankees fans because they rubbed my Mets fan face in it.
06:08And as I grew up, I have co-workers now who call us sewer rats,
06:11as Tommy has – is it sewer rats, Tommy?
06:13Sewer rats.
06:14Sewer rats, who I – as I learned at the One Bite Festival,
06:17Tommy's mom is a Mets fan.
06:18She had a Mets shirt on, and I'm like, oh my god, Miss Scabelli,
06:21he's calling you a sewer rat as well?
06:23That's – you know, Tommy just sees black and white.
06:25Pure hate for the Mets fans.
06:26I almost respect them more for it.
06:28But, Rico, you used the perfect word for that fifth inning.
06:30It was amazing because it was – it was Mets.
06:32It was Mets 101.
06:34The Yankees – this was history last night.
06:35I got this stat from OptiStats.
06:38The Yankees are the only MLB team to blow a 5-plus run lead,
06:41allow 5-plus unearned runs, commit 3-plus errors,
06:43commit catcher's interference, commit a balk,
06:45all in the same game, regular season or postseason,
06:48since earned runs became an official stat in 1913.
06:51That is – 8 billion games have been played for the first team,
06:55which, in the playoffs, you usually – you die from what is your biggest flaw.
07:00And the Yankees, like we saw during – when they were playing the, you know,
07:03the minor league with the AL Central, the base running and the defense
07:07was what killed them. That was the terminal cause.
07:09Yeah, I'm interested to see what Tommy puts.
07:11Robbie, too, you could say it as well.
07:12But, Tommy, the blame pie in that fifth inning.
07:15How much do you put on Cole? How much do you put on Judge?
07:18How much do you put on Volpe? Like, what's the blame pie?
07:20I would put the least on Volpe.
07:23I think that his momentum was going to third.
07:26He's not turning a double play there.
07:30You know, not a great throw.
07:31I don't think that – I think that's the least –
07:33I think that's the most excusable one.
07:35Aaron Judge, you just have to catch that ball.
07:37Like, you just have to fucking catch that ball.
07:39And it's not – I know he came around a little bit the last two days of the play,
07:42but to suck as much as he has in the postseason,
07:44and then to – that's what started it all, too.
07:46If he makes that catch, two outs, nobody on.
07:48And then the Cole Rizzo's way more on Cole than Rizzo,
07:51but Rizzo does deserve some blame, I think, for not charging it more,
07:54not still hustling to the bag.
07:57But it's hard to get that mad at Cole, cause it was one dumb play,
08:01but he otherwise – he pitched so fucking well.
08:03To even get out of that – I mean, he didn't get out.
08:05He gave up five runs.
08:06But to still get five outs after that inning,
08:09and he got let down by his defense, him a little bit as well.
08:13But it's hard to be – to me, the blame pie is Aaron Boone.
08:16I can't get mad at every fucking player.
08:18So it's like, I'm going to get mad at the person who, for seven years,
08:22the Yankees have been a fundamentally flawed team.
08:24They don't have – this is a take I've been working on.
08:27I think the Yankees' clubhouse is too close.
08:29I think they're too close in there.
08:31When they lose, instead of getting on each other and lighting a fire,
08:34it's, oh, it's all right, buddy, slap each other on the ass,
08:37kiss each other's fucking foreheads.
08:39They're too close.
08:40There's no accountability in that locker room, and it starts with the manager.
08:44I've asked this question to Yankees fans every couple years,
08:47and I feel like I'm getting more and more yeses.
08:50Would you trade in the 2003 Aaron Boone home run,
08:53which beat the Red Sox in Game 7 of the ALCS,
08:55but ultimately lost the World Series,
08:56and then next year they take off the 3-0 lead,
08:59but you never have to deal with Aaron Boone again as a manager,
09:02would you trade that in?
09:03That's the easiest yes of all time.
09:07Yankees lost the World Series.
09:09I don't fucking care about that home run.
09:10Yankees lost the World Series.
09:11Red Sox won the World Series the next year, so whatever.
09:14Maybe they would have won one year earlier,
09:16then maybe the 0-4 collapse.
09:18So that is the easy – any Yankee fan who says no to that is an idiot.
09:22I've always thought that, and I think it just gets more and more starkly yes.
09:26And it's just, he's never going to get fired.
09:29Who do you want fired more, him or Cashman?
09:31If you were to choose one right now, who would he fire?
09:33Boone.
09:33I've been more on the Cashman trade.
09:35I think Cashman this season is probably one of his better seasons.
09:39You can't discount getting Soto.
09:41That was such a huge move.
09:42I do think there were flaws in the roster that he just refused to address,
09:47but to me it's more of a Boone thing.
09:49And I really – the only blame you could put on Hal is that he's not firing these people,
09:54but at the end of the day, he puts up a $300 million payroll.
09:59I know people like to get on him.
10:01$300 million payroll.
10:03He wants to win still.
10:05I can't get on him too much.
10:06It's the worst $300 million that money can fucking buy,
10:09but that goes on Cashman instead of Hal.
10:13Ball scale 1-5, how confident are you that Juan Soto will be in pinstripes next year?
10:192.6.
10:20Yeah, I didn't love his answers yesterday.
10:22I thought he was going to win.
10:23I don't care about those.
10:24All right.
10:25He was always – he's a Scott Boris PR trainee.
10:28That's true.
10:29That's what they always say.
10:30Cole judges Boris, but people, they know what they're going to say.
10:35I do think he's just going to take the most money.
10:37There was a part of me that thought maybe if the Yankees offer $20 million less than another team,
10:43but I think he's just going to take the most money,
10:45so I think he's just going to have to offer the most money.
10:47Okay.
10:48That's fair.
10:49This is the other thing.
10:50So say – I don't know what his contract's going to be.
10:52I keep seeing Yankees fans saying give him $500 million.
10:54I think that might get Boris to answer the phone, $500 million.
10:57I don't think he's even answering the phone.
10:59I think it's six.
11:00At least six.
11:01And then I think you're going to have to beat Cohen, maybe the fucking Dodgers,
11:05which is horrifying to think about considering just how great of a team they were
11:08without Otani pitching, without –
11:12Stone.
11:13Yeah, and they're just going to reload.
11:14Maybe they're going to get Adonis.
11:16Horrifying just to think about in the National League for God knows how many years.
11:20This is my other question with Soto.
11:23Since it's like – I do feel like the Yankees do have a budget
11:25that Hal doesn't want to hit.
11:26Would you basically just salary dump Judge,
11:29send him arson Judge to San Francisco for free,
11:32and then you can then spend his salary plus Juan Soto's $300 million
11:35for a six-plus just for Juan Soto to stay here?
11:38Would you basically take Soto or Judge
11:40and then like another salary slide of Soto leaves
11:42because you can't afford the six, seven million?
11:44I mean, they're not – I was kind of saying that almost jokingly.
11:48They're never – if the Yankees do that,
11:50if the Yankees salary dump their captain to sign another player,
11:55then this franchise has fallen.
11:57Now, if you're telling me who would I rather be a Yankee next year, Soto or Judge,
12:01the answer is Soto, but there's no reason it can't be both.
12:05Right.
12:06Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
12:08The only other thing which kind of goes into Judge,
12:10I saw Coley was kind of bragging about this take he had way back in the day
12:13on Section 10, the whole New York, New York stuff outside the locker room
12:17and it's like kind of the Judge-loser stuff.
12:19You guys have to stop playing New York, New York after losses.
12:22I say that as a Mets fan that grew up hating your franchise,
12:26but that song, when you heard that song, it was like,
12:28I can't believe they did it again.
12:30Who's celebrating on their field this time?
12:32That's what it means now. It's crazy.
12:34I can't believe they – it's one thing if you play it after a regular season loss.
12:39I still liked when they played the Liza Minnelli version.
12:41I know she complained.
12:43That's one thing, but there's no fucking rule that you have to play a song after.
12:48No, none. Absolutely none.
12:50The fact that they played that while the Dodgers were on their turf celebrating,
12:55whoever hit play should be fucking executed.
12:58Yes. We say it all the time.
13:01There's got to be a common-sense department,
13:03and that common-sense department would say don't play that.
13:06Horrible.
13:07Same thing when you throw – I don't care what the deal is with Party City.
13:11When the Knicks were down 3-0, I think, was it the Knicks?
13:16Against the Heat, yeah.
13:17Yeah, and we had the fucking confetti come down.
13:20I don't care what that deal was.
13:22Give the money back. You look like an idiot. You can't do it.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It was their first playoff win in 10, 20 years, and they put the confetti.
13:29It's like, all right, 3-1, and LeBron's just going to kill us in Miami now.
13:31Exactly. Yeah, that's what it was.
13:33You look like an idiot. You can't do that.
13:35It's got to be a common-sense department.
13:37That's a franchise thing.
13:39Trust me, Mets fans, we know a rotten franchise from the inside out very well.
13:43It does feel like all this stuff we're hitting from they're going to spend enough
13:47to the little things like New York, New York, and not firing people that should be held accountable.
13:52It just feels like it's a franchise thing, which I guess it's like you're kind of stuck with Hal now.
13:56I don't know if Hank had stayed alive and was more in control.
13:59Do you think there would have been more accountability at some point for these guys?
14:02Because he seemed like he had the George, I don't give a fuck, you know?
14:05Yeah, maybe.
14:06He seemed way more like George than Hal, but I don't know.
14:11Hal was always the guy.
14:13Maybe his brother would have gotten his ear more, but like I said, Hal, he's not the problem.
14:20I don't know.
14:21If you're complaining about an owner spending $300 million, we've got other issues.
14:25So, blame pie for Yankees in general.
14:27It's Boone takes a chunk of it, then Cashman, then Hal?
14:30Yes, that's how I would rank it.
14:32That's fair.
14:33Last question, from me at least.
14:35Aaron Judge, pinstripe status?
14:37No, he has no pinstripe.
14:39Zero.
14:40He's white.
14:41White jersey.
14:42It's like, listen, Aaron Judge is the greatest regular season hitter I've ever seen.
14:46Like, ever.
14:47And the fact that, you know, rooting for him when he hits 62 home runs, 58 home runs, it's unreal.
14:51Next year, if he hits 88 home runs, it's going to feel hollow.
14:56Like, it's going to feel, until, it's A-Rod, where like, until he gets that monkey off his back
15:02and carries them, or doesn't even have to carry them, but just plays decently enough and they win a World Series,
15:08his legacy, it's a lot of fuel for the haters, and they're correct, though.
15:14Like, you can't, I don't know.
15:16No pinstripes.
15:17Giancarlo, lifetime immunity.
15:19Giancarlo, I would never say another word about Giancarlo Stan.
15:23I don't care if he hits 071 next year, and a million double plays, plays nine games,
15:29never a bad word about Giancarlo Stan again.
15:32He's the frontrunner for Tommy Firstborn's namesake.
15:37I actually think it's a cool name. Giancarlo Enzo Cibelli?
15:40It's a good name, Tom. It's a good fucking name.
15:44So I guess they gotta just finish the job there.
15:46I mean, it's crazy to think about at this point now that there's literal teenagers, high schoolers,
15:51who are like, am I ever going to see the Yankees win a World Championship in my lifetime?
15:54Yeah, well, people are like, oh, Yankee fans are so spoiled, expecting to win the World Series every year.
15:58I don't expect to win it every year. I expect to win it one fucking year.
16:01They haven't won it, and it'll be next year, 16 years, once in 24 seasons.
16:05Like, I don't think this is, you know, if you said that when,
16:08if Yankee fans were complaining a lot in like 2001 or 2002, I would get that.
16:13When it's 15 years of not winning, I think you're allowed to be fucking pissed.
16:17Yeah, I think, like, climb our age, like, you know, they had those championships early,
16:22but it's been a long time since they've had one.
16:25And when you were a little kid, you don't remember them as Yankee fans.
16:28Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
16:29You don't remember them as much when you were a little kid.
16:31So, like, our age, literally, we had it when it was 9 years old, 11 years old, 12 years old, and 13 years old.
16:38And that was it. And then, that was it.
16:40And then you won, obviously, in 2009, but since then, it's been losses since.
16:46You know what I mean?
16:47Like, I was 4 in 86 when the Mets won. I obviously didn't watch.
16:50I would've never remembered it, even though I did.
16:52So, that means, you know, then another 16 years like the Yankees are, that would mean I'm 20 years old.
16:57Those 20-year-old Yankees fans are in the same shape I'm in as a Mets fan.
17:00I never saw it, and it's like, am I ever going to see it?
17:03And at this point, it starts being like, once you have organizational issues and people aren't being held accountable,
17:07and now you, the Yankees were kind of, Steinbrenner was the guy, right?
17:11Back in the day, he would make the move, pay the price.
17:14Now you have a couple Steinbrenners out there.
17:15You have Cohen across town.
17:16You have the Dodgers doing what they're fucking doing.
17:18You might have a couple guys popping up.
17:20So, it's like, if the Yankees aren't going to be the Yankees, not the Sally Francesa,
17:23then what are the Yankees at the end of the day?
17:25You said it, Tommy, though, just real quick.
17:27Mike on the stream was incredible.
17:29Now, did the Diet Coke get knocked over, and that's when the comeback began?
17:33Because I thought that might have added up.
17:35It wasn't exactly, but it was pretty close.
17:38Wow.
17:39Yeah.
17:40And the tank knocked it over?
17:41No, I thought the tank knocked it over.
17:43I think it just slipped off the edge.
17:45Yeah.
17:46The ghosts?
17:47The ghosts knocked it over, Mystique and Aura?
17:48Aura and Mystique?
17:49Oh, my God.
17:50Yeah.
17:51All right.
17:52So, it's going to be an interesting run here.
17:53I think teams can start, what?
17:55Tuesday.
17:56Tuesday, they can start.
17:58As soon as that ball was caught, I was like, Juan Soto, that's all that was on my mind.
18:02I'm sure Bob's going.
18:03Keep your hands off of him.
18:06All right.
18:07Thanks for joining, Tommy.
18:08Best of luck in the offseason.
18:10All right.
18:11So, that was a blast.
18:12Bob.
18:13And, Bob, do you have any other thoughts on the Yankees there?
18:14I mean, obviously, with Tommy Romo fit, but.
18:16I mean, the Yankees, sad affair.
18:19My favorite tweet from last night was someone screenshotted a picture of Meek Phil,
18:24Mr. Borelli, Frank the Tank, and Mike Francesa, and they said, dream blunt rotation.
18:29I love that one.
18:32Yeah.
18:33So, that was incredible.
18:34Incredible run.
18:35Incredible stream.
18:36It takes a lot out of you, those streams, too.
18:37I'm sure you're hurting right now.
18:38Oh, yeah.
18:39Oh, my God.
18:40Every one, you get home at one in the morning.
18:41It's crazy.
18:42And, I mean, Bosco's hit.
18:43You know, Mets fans are watching.
18:44Yankees fans are watching with their heart.
18:46Plus, you have all the other playoffs.
18:47I was very much ready for baseball to be over.
18:49It's a fuck.
18:50I forgot how stressful of a postseason sport it is.
18:53Six months off is exactly what the doctor had ordered.
18:56So, we'll see what happens here the rest of the way.
18:58It should be fun with all the Soto stuff.
19:00Moving along in the rundown, today's clearly Halloween, even though me and Bob are just
19:04dressed like this anyway.
19:05This is how we dress on Thursdays.
19:07We have the Bill Belichick's girlfriends, past and present, co-winners of Halloween
19:112024, according to one Jerry Oboles Thornton.
19:15For those who haven't seen, hopefully we can pop them in the rundown here with our
19:18magic.
19:20We have Belichick's current girlfriend, 23-year-old, I believe, has him wearing his little giant
19:24shirt and those short shorts that he wore in the 80s.
19:27And then, Belichick's ex-wife, or ex-girlfriend, I don't know if they ever got married, ex-girlfriend,
19:31we'll say.
19:32She's wearing the Kill Bill wife outfit.
19:34So, the Kill Bill, obviously, kill my 80-something-year-old ex who's dating a fucking 20-year-old.
19:42I liked it.
19:43I thought they were both well done.
19:44I think I actually choose the Kill Bill one.
19:46Have some fun.
19:47The Kill Bill one was great.
19:48Dave had a great tweet.
19:49He's like, the Belichick's reality show would be unbelievable.
19:51Oh my God, yes.
19:53That's where I'm at with this.
19:55Bob, what was the show you came up with the other day?
19:57College Gronk?
19:58Oh, College Gronk.
19:59College Gronk, Belichick reality show.
20:01We are cooking on a fucking network right now.
20:03We got an entire Patriot cinematic universe cooking on the rundown here.
20:08The bride outfit from Kill Bill was amazing.
20:11I started saying that to people in the office and it was getting pops.
20:14It was like, oh my God.
20:15Then you see Bill Belichick's ex just dressed as the bride from Kill Bill.
20:19Everyone I said that to was just like, oh, that's hysterical.
20:22It was incredible.
20:24I haven't really seen a lot of good costumes flying around the internet.
20:29I was trying to think of a good Yankees one where it's like Gary Cole pointing.
20:34There are some Yankee hate costumes, but it's very quick.
20:37I don't know how they could really make that work.
20:39Have you guys seen anything good?
20:40I feel like a zombie grimace cements hate.
20:42Yes, yes.
20:43Zombie grimace, like severed head or something like that.
20:46That could work as well.
20:47Nothing really stands out.
20:49There's going to be a ton of hock to us and stuff like that.
20:52Yes, those are going to be tired.
20:55Costume party tomorrow night, New Haven, Pop Punk.
20:58Clem will be there.
20:59That's going to be exciting.
21:00That's the one slight upside is that we thought we were going to have to focus on
21:06performing these songs that we play once every couple of months
21:09and watching the Yankee game at the exact same time on stage.
21:12I guess the one benefit is there's no game six.
21:15So come out to the costume party.
21:17Out of New Haven, Toad's Place.
21:19Great time.
21:20Great venue.
21:21People have been there before and everyone said it was awesome.
21:23Apparently a big venue that a lot of bands go to before MSG.
21:26It's kind of their warm-up spot.
21:28You can go and take your little food tour, get your pizzas.
21:31So check that out.
21:32Pop Punk.
21:33Tickets on sale November 1st, 7 p.m.
21:35Wifey and I already have the costume babysitter in place.
21:38Going to have ourselves a night with our friends out there.
21:40Next one.
21:41Guy who can't have too much fun out with his friends.
21:43Jalen Hurts.
21:44Apparently is contractually banned from golfing.
21:47So he signed a $255 million deal with the Eagles.
21:51And I guess in the contract, like you have with certain athletes
21:54and certain things, can't play golf, which is interesting.
21:57I mean, I understand basketball.
21:59Obviously, Aaron Boone tore his knee up and that's how A-Rod
22:01ended up in the Bronx.
22:03So I don't know what the whole golfing thing is.
22:05Kyler Murray, wasn't it something like he had to prove he was
22:08like practicing enough?
22:10I don't know if there was something with video games,
22:11but I remember that was a big thing back in the day.
22:13Cespedes was playing 36 holes every day in 15 for us.
22:17Smoking butts the whole time.
22:18It was incredible.
22:20So, Bosco, what's your take on basically trading in golf
22:24for a quarter billion dollars?
22:26I would do it.
22:27Especially if you break 100, it's a good day.
22:29Like if Jalen Hurts is shooting 75 and they're taking away his favorite
22:32passion, like Steph Curry, this would never be in Steph Curry's
22:35contract because he shoots 75 or he breaks 80.
22:37Like he's really good.
22:39Jalen Hurts, I got to imagine, is not a good golfer.
22:42And I would take the trade for the quarter billion.
22:44I respect teams putting this in the contract, too, by the way.
22:47Like these guys are assets.
22:49You got to protect it.
22:50You got to protect your money.
22:51I totally get it.
22:52Bob, what do you think?
22:53I think it makes a lot of sense.
22:55I also just want to see more contract clauses like this.
22:58Like there's the weird ones.
23:00I've heard that.
23:01I might have said this on the rundown before because we talked about
23:03The Walking Dead recently.
23:04Norman Reedus, Daryl from The Walking Dead, I'm pretty sure he's like
23:07contractually obligated to keep his current haircut.
23:10There was the famous Henry Cavill, like couldn't shave his mustache
23:14to go back to Justice League.
23:16So they had to CGI it out and it looked incredibly bizarre.
23:19Like there's a lot of, across obviously sports for insurance reasons,
23:23but entertainment as well.
23:24Clauses where you would never in a million years guess they exist,
23:27but I would love a master list of all of them.
23:30Like that's the list I want to leak.
23:32Yeah.
23:33What was it?
23:34Van Halen with the Brown M&Ms.
23:35That was one.
23:36I mean, it's not, it's a different thing.
23:37And the thing is the story came out that Hertz was golfing with Obama,
23:41Saquon, and Eagles owner Jeff Lurie.
23:43And it's like kind of **** up that Jeff Lurie's like,
23:45hey man, you're golfing with him.
23:47And then you can't golf because of him.
23:49Like wouldn't you turn the other way?
23:51You know, like let your **** star QB, you know,
23:53hit a couple off the tee there.
23:54I think we can get away with it, but that's the Eagles.
23:57So I don't know.
23:58And then last one here.
24:00Oh, we have, have a ranking the characters.
24:02So we have a, uh, the penguin,
24:04we have the penultimate coming up on Sunday, Bob.
24:06Yep.
24:07So penultimate episode coming up on Sunday, explosive.
24:11I would say best show on TV right now.
24:13Clearly.
24:14Undoubtedly.
24:15Bosco.
24:16Are you a penguin guy right now?
24:17Tell me.
24:18I got to watch this Batman.
24:19They told me it's going to help if I watch the Batman movie to get
24:22into the penguin.
24:23And then I can watch the penguin show.
24:25You don't have to, but it will help.
24:27He hasn't seen the Batman movie loves the penguin show.
24:30The penguin show can stand on its own.
24:32It's just a mob show.
24:33You're not at the superheroes.
24:35If you're not at the Batman, you'll still love.
24:37I'll take your recommendation.
24:40I take a lot of things from Robbie.
24:41I'll take it.
24:42It's basically a mob show.
24:44And then there's like a,
24:45like you wouldn't even know it's a Batman show.
24:46They don't mention the word Batman once so far on the show.
24:49It's just, it's what the first, the movie is like two 45 or so.
24:53Watch that at home.
24:54But good then.
24:55And, but good.
24:56And it's like very grounded.
24:57And honestly it's HBO 9.
25:00P.M.
25:01Sunday night quality Bosco.
25:02No, I don't throw that around lightly.
25:03We're talking to panels.
25:05Okay.
25:06Good.
25:07I was saying we could go down the list here, but I don't know if we have,
25:10I don't want to spoil it.
25:11No, I don't want to, I don't think we should spoil it,
25:13but it's one of those things where it's like, I think Dave's on it.
25:16Now.
25:17I talked to Austin in the office the other day.
25:18I was trying to tell Dave the last time I saw him.
25:20Like, dude, you would love this show.
25:22He is all in on it.
25:24Everyone in the office is now like penguin heads from Trent to Austin to
25:28Glennie to Tommy.
25:30Everyone's watching.
25:31They actually filmed some of it by our old office.
25:33So everyone's into it.
25:34I just wanted to make people aware.
25:36This is the show to catch up on in the next two weeks before the finale,
25:40because the finale is going to be frigging explosive.
25:42Yeah, it's going to be big.
25:43So again, if you,
25:44if you're watching the penguin or you want to watch the penguin,
25:46check us out in my mom's basement.
25:48We recap it every week,
25:49right after it happens and kind of just go through all this stuff,
25:52give some theories and get,
25:53get wacky with it after show.
25:55I kind of wanted to hear a couple of my boys here,
25:58my house,
25:59some Halloween takes here.
26:00So this was my,
26:01my one question for the panel.
26:02I want to hear your favorite Halloween candy.
26:04I'm talking,
26:05you know,
26:06now or when you were kids going to get treated.
26:07So what was your number one?
26:08Like,
26:09this is my,
26:10you know,
26:11I'm not trading this for anything untouchable.
26:12What was your least favorite?
26:13I can't wait to get rid of this.
26:14I might even throw it in the garbage,
26:15forget about trade it.
26:16And then what was your kind of like under the radar?
26:18I love it.
26:19Even if it's like kind of made in a lot of people's minds.
26:21So Bosco,
26:22I'll go to you first.
26:23All right.
26:24Reese's peanut butter cups are the gold standard.
26:25Gold.
26:26I don't like them.
26:27I don't like them.
26:28That's right.
26:29I forgot.
26:30I forgot.
26:31Robbie doesn't like it.
26:32I think it's the only person I've ever met who doesn't like Reese's.
26:33Robbie either has the same exact takes as me and food or the
26:34complete opposite.
26:35AKA trash.
26:36Smarties.
26:37I think are trash.
26:38Ooh.
26:39Okay.
26:40Oh,
26:41I told you Bosco.
26:42Trash.
26:43I love smarties.
26:44They're trash.
26:45I love smarties.
26:46I told you Bosco.
26:47This guy's crazy.
26:48Smarties are trash.
26:49I love smarties.
26:50They're basically like chalk pellets.
26:51They look like things you drop in a pool.
26:52They're like chalk pellets.
26:53They're garbage.
26:54Give me 10 billion of them.
26:55And then what was the last one?
26:56Oh,
26:57uh,
26:58this one's going to sound super mid,
26:59but I love bottle caps.
27:00I love them.
27:01Oh,
27:02so do I.
27:03I mean,
27:04it's probably my favorite.
27:05Smarties are chalk.
27:06And then you say you like bottle caps.
27:07Bottle caps have a soda flavor.
27:08They have a soda flavor.
27:09The other ones are chalk.
27:10Bottle caps are soda flavored.
27:11I don't like them.
27:12I don't like them.
27:14That is a little inconsistent there.
27:15It's like,
27:16that's just a different kind of chlorine.
27:17You're putting in the pool.
27:18It's bromine or something like that.
27:19I like it.
27:20You go.
27:21So Bob,
27:22what's,
27:23what's your list on there since you're all,
27:24you're fucking the upside down.
27:25My top is a KitKat.
27:26I love a frigging KitKat,
27:27but I would also love like a Halloween,
27:28maybe a ghost shaped Twix.
27:29Everyone knows when you change the ratio of the egg,
27:30a ghost,
27:31whatever it may be a Santa,
27:32it gets better.
27:33Um,
27:34my top is a KitKat.
27:35I love a frigging KitKat,
27:36but I would also love like a Halloween,
27:37maybe a ghost shaped Twix.
27:38Everyone knows when you change the ratio of the egg,
27:39a ghost,
27:40whatever it may be a Santa,
27:41it gets better.
27:42Um,
27:43my under the radar candy or my worst candy,
27:44I would say Butterfinger.
27:45Oh,
27:46but they get stuck in your teeth.
27:47You know what?
27:48They got to bring back Butterfinger BBs.
27:49BBs.
27:50Yup.
27:51I don't like anything peanut butter like that.
27:52I also,
27:53I don't really like anything cinnamon.
27:54So when you would get like the red hot or whatever,
27:55the hot tamales hated all that shit.
27:56My under the radar candy.
27:57I don't even know if this is under the radar,
27:58but when I say it's what it is,
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