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00:00It's the rundown for Wednesday, October 2nd, October 10 to 10 to as everybody knows it
00:12the day after our mom's birthdays.
00:14Wow.
00:15My mom and your mom.
00:16Same same day.
00:17Yep.
00:18Your mom significantly older than mine, but looks younger.
00:21I don't know.
00:22Your mom was a teen mom.
00:24Yeah.
00:25Yeah.
00:26Almost.
00:2720 Mississippi teens are different from normal
00:29teens.
00:30Yeah.
00:31They're ready to.
00:32Yeah.
00:33Yeah.
00:34We stopped school at 13.
00:35We're good.
00:36My mom was college educated and better than your mom.
00:37Yeah.
00:38Yeah.
00:39That doesn't seem.
00:40Did your mama went to college?
00:41Right?
00:42Huh?
00:43Your mama went to college?
00:44Pass.
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01:15Using the rundown as kind of a time capsule real quick.
01:17We're, we're doing the rundown before we go right before we go into the yak where you've
01:21set up date night today.
01:23I set up.
01:24If you're watching this, I hope you watch the act because it's date one for Jake Malasek.
01:27Yes.
01:28We've been trying to find love.
01:29We've whittled the group down from what, 21 to three?
01:3225 to three.
01:3325 to three.
01:3425 to three.
01:35And today he's meeting the first contestant.
01:36Erica with a K.
01:37Erica with a K.
01:38Thoughts on that?
01:39That'll never work.
01:40No?
01:41Why?
01:42She wrote a book, right?
01:43He doesn't have a business degree, does he?
01:44I don't know.
01:45Let's fuck that business.
01:46Let's hope he, let's hope she treats him like a business degree.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Oh.
01:52First news item.
01:53The vice presidential debate last night.
02:00I will give you a high five if you watched over 0.5 seconds of it.
02:05I'm afraid I can't collect that poem.
02:07Kate?
02:08Oh, you've definitely watched it.
02:09I did, but only because I was horny.
02:13For whom?
02:14For both?
02:15Both.
02:16I got it.
02:17So they just do it for both.
02:18Now which one?
02:19Tim Walz is an odd bird.
02:20Yeah.
02:21They're both odd birds.
02:22They're both odd birds.
02:23J.D.'s more sexually attractive than Tim Walz.
02:25J.D.'s hotter.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Tim Walz is a crier.
02:28Yeah.
02:29He does cry after sex.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Don't fall like a baked potato man.
02:32A baked potato man?
02:33He's just a soft man.
02:34Oh.
02:35He's got some Brandon Walker's qualities to him.
02:36He's just a, he's just kind of a donut of a man.
02:39He's a better hugger.
02:40Yeah.
02:41But J.D. Vance will really get from behind.
02:42Yeah.
02:43Both of those men are disliked in their home states, right?
02:47I think so.
02:48Yeah.
02:49But any politician, I suppose, is.
02:50Yeah.
02:51Same with some people say that about me.
02:54So Walz will be nicer to you.
02:57J.D. Vance will fuck the shit out of you.
03:00Is that what we're going with?
03:01Any dudes that go by two syllables, two letters as their first name, fuck hard.
03:06Really?
03:07Yep.
03:08Anybody named B.J.?
03:09B.J.'s a little bit different.
03:11Yes.
03:12You're right.
03:13Yep.
03:14How about P.J.?
03:15P.J. will fuck hard.
03:16No.
03:17P.J. will.
03:18T.J. can fuck?
03:19T.J. fucks hard.
03:20C.J.?
03:21C.J. will fuck hard.
03:22Yeah.
03:23I know.
03:24I don't have any other ones.
03:25What are the other ones?
03:26You're right.
03:27K.B.?
03:28Oh, yeah.
03:29K.B.
03:30I forgot about that.
03:31Yeah.
03:32He wails.
03:33D.K.?
03:34D.K. wails.
03:35D.K. fucks.
03:36D.W.?
03:37Well, reverse.
03:38Who's D.W.?
03:39D.W.'s Arthur's little sister.
03:40Little sister.
03:41And she'll fuck the shit out of you.
03:42Oh, I got called out.
03:43She's old enough.
03:44I got called out on Twitter this week for calling Debbie Thornberry hot.
03:45Is she hot?
03:46Yes.
03:47And somebody was like, dude, she's fucking 16.
03:48She's a cartoon.
03:51But I did look up her birthday.
03:52And to that guy, she was born in 1982, dickhead.
03:55Wow.
03:56Yes.
03:57She's older than me.
03:58She's 47 years old.
03:59Yeah.
04:00But also, yeah.
04:01Sorry.
04:02Debbie Thornberry?
04:03The older sister of Eliza.
04:04Okay.
04:05I'll check.
04:06Eliza's ugly as fuck.
04:07She's not good looking.
04:08Yeah.
04:09That's weird.
04:10That's why she's got the personality.
04:11They'll call you out for calling somebody under 18 attractive.
04:12But if you call a child ugly, you won't get called out.
04:15It's objectively kind of worse.
04:17Yeah.
04:18You're more of a dickhead.
04:19You can be sexually attracted to a cartoon character, guys.
04:24Fuck.
04:25That's what we were talking about.
04:26Within reason.
04:27That's what we were talking about.
04:28Within reason.
04:29Lola Bunny.
04:30Yes.
04:31And she was probably, what, three?
04:32Yes.
04:33You aren't old at all.
04:34Ned Flanders.
04:35You're attracted to Ned Flanders?
04:36Smoke and bod.
04:37He's got a smoke and bod.
04:38Yeah.
04:39He's got a fat ass.
04:40And a fat ass.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Fun fact about the debate.
04:45Both of them enlisted military members.
04:50Usually, at Papa Politics, you got officers everywhere, so it's refreshing to see the
04:54scumbags of our military brethren come to the top.
04:57So one is National Guard, and one is a Marine.
05:00One was National Guard.
05:01One was Marines.
05:02One was fake, right?
05:03No.
05:04No.
05:05It was a whole to-do.
05:06Okay.
05:07But I'll say this.
05:08Embellish?
05:09We'll bet.
05:10Yeah.
05:11We'll bet.
05:12But why wouldn't you?
05:13Why wouldn't you?
05:14Even in the Marines.
05:15I was an ROTC.
05:16What?
05:17Hmm?
05:18What?
05:19No.
05:20You went to Afghanistan.
05:21Per se.
05:22Imagine being killed by Kate.
05:23Sorry.
05:24Oh, sorry.
05:25It was an accident.
05:26That would...
05:27Oh, my.
05:28I'd be so pissed.
05:29My bad.
05:30I mean, those people were just like...
05:31They're used to like G.I.
05:32Joe.
05:33Yeah.
05:34And Kate's just there.
05:35You're laying there taking your dump.
05:36Smoking.
05:37Smoking.
05:38Smoking.
05:39Smoking.
05:40Smoking.
05:41Smoking.
05:42Smoking.
05:43You're laying there taking your dying breath.
05:44Spraying.
05:45After you got three bullet holes.
05:46You look up and she's just looking down at you.
05:47Oh, no.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Wait.
05:50Can we zoom in on her?
05:51POV.
05:52POV.
05:53You just got killed by Kate.
05:54Okay.
05:55My rifle's been...
05:56Oh, sorry.
05:57Sorry.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59That would be terrible.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Okay.
06:02Yeah.
06:03I mean, you're so much better suited to be the least fun.
06:04I'm not.
06:05I'm not.
06:06I'm not.
06:07I'm not.
06:08I'm not.
06:09I'm not.
06:10I'm not.
06:11I'm not.
06:12You're so much better suited to be the least fuckable in Mystery, Inc.
06:15That's fair.
06:16That's fair.
06:17You get to the other side and they're just pissed at you.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:20Suddenly.
06:21What?
06:22You go what?
06:24Major League Baseball playoffs started.
06:25The Tigers won, three, won, the Royals won.
06:28The Mets won eight to four and that's gonna be a problem for us.
06:31I think this Mets playoff run is gonna just create an awful lot of jazz content out in
06:37New York.
06:38Frank is mum when his teams are good.
06:40Yeah.
06:41I was talking about like Meek Phil crying the other day.
06:44Yeah.
06:45I hate to say Meek Phil.
06:46I just, I don't even like saying that name.
06:48It's just a crazy name.
06:49But Meek Phil crying and the whole thing.
06:51The Mets fans are going to be obnoxious.
06:56To do, round one, now, he's coming.
07:01Yeah!
07:02Yeah!
07:03Yeah!
07:03I love that box!
07:05I love that box!
07:06I love it!
07:07I love that box!
07:08I love that box!
07:10Oh my God!
07:11I love that box!
07:12I love that box!
07:15We fucking did it!
07:17We fucking did it!
07:21Woo!
07:22We had to sign the deal.
07:23We unleashed the tank on them.
07:25We unleashed the tank on them.
07:26The hate rally.
07:27The hate rally.
07:28The hate rally.
07:28The hate rally.
07:30Hey.
07:30How do you feel, Frank?
07:34Relief.
07:35Happy.
07:40Hey.
07:41Meek's jeans.
07:43The Meek's jeans did it.
07:45Meek's jeans did it.
07:46The hate rally did it.
07:48Frank, give me a-
07:49There we go.
07:50Dave had a great tweet
07:51because it was Meek Phil, Frank, Clemmer.
07:54And so it was like,
07:56the way he's like, what a great,
07:57like, what a cool crew right there.
07:59Like, Dave had a very funny tweet about it.
08:01I think they are cool because they love.
08:04They fucking love.
08:05I think being cool is unashamedly loving something.
08:09Even though, like, him crying.
08:11Yeah.
08:12I would try to hold that shit in.
08:15Yeah.
08:16He doesn't give a fuck.
08:17My only thing about it was,
08:18it was like, it was like a funeral cry.
08:21It wasn't like, it didn't even look like a happy cry
08:24or like a, oh, I can't even fight this back.
08:25It was just like, leave me alone for 15 minutes.
08:28I have to cry my eyes out.
08:29This is them clinching the playoffs.
08:31What is them winning the World Series?
08:33I think the building implodes upon itself.
08:35Yeah, does he die?
08:37I, can I say,
08:38am I allowed to say kill themselves?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I think they're like, this is the peak.
08:42This is it.
08:43And then they just Thelma and Louise themselves
08:44off the George Washington Bridge.
08:46Is there a moment in your life
08:48where you could be like, I can die happy?
08:50Mississippi State winning a national title, yes.
08:52Okay.
08:53It will never happen.
08:54So I'll probably live to a hundred.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Of what, with my butter and cholesterol intake though,
08:57that might be a problem.
08:59But that would be it.
09:00Or my kids accomplishing something.
09:02There we go.
09:03Oh, that too.
09:04Yeah, something with my kids for sure.
09:05My wife, my wife and kids.
09:06Yeah, something with my baby dad is.
09:07Yeah, how about you?
09:08I don't think I have one, which is bad.
09:10That's okay.
09:11No single, like West Virginia winning a national title
09:13wouldn't do it?
09:14It's just impossible.
09:15Pokemon, turns out he's real.
09:18If Pokemon's real?
09:19Yeah.
09:20I'm Pokemon.
09:21Yeah, wait, that would actually be awesome.
09:25You shake his hand and then just immediately,
09:27that was great.
09:28It's nice to meet you, Pokemon.
09:30Yeah, you're right.
09:31If Pokemon is real.
09:33Hi, Nick.
09:35I heard you like me.
09:36You've been talking a lot about.
09:40My make a wish is I want to meet Pokemon.
09:42I want to meet real Pokemon.
09:45Hey, bud.
09:46Hey, scamp.
09:47Can I also say one more thing about the Mets thing?
09:49All you want.
09:50We have mics, you can say whatever you want.
09:50There's an added.
09:51Kate, it's your job to say things.
09:52Okay, there's an added thing to it
09:54where I understand they're excited
09:56and this doesn't happen very often for them,
09:59but also I know deep down they know,
10:02like, okay, they got into the playoffs,
10:04but they're not going anywhere.
10:06Right, like, I know they know that,
10:08so maybe they're just extra enjoying this one little win
10:10because there's like.
10:11Tommy Smokes, he told me not to tell anybody,
10:14he said he's more invested in the Mets.
10:16He's been watching the Mets closer than the Yankees
10:19because he's really worried about the Mets doing well.
10:23Do they have potential to win?
10:24I mean, if you get in,
10:26baseball over the last few years.
10:26It's about if you're hot.
10:27If you're hot, they're hot.
10:29And so, like, last year,
10:30the World Series was the Rangers and the Diamondbacks.
10:33Those weren't the two best teams.
10:34They were two hottest teams
10:36and the Mets fit the profile of the hottest team right now.
10:37So, yeah, they got a chance.
10:39They need that Yogi Berra energy.
10:42Well, he was a Yankee.
10:43No, he was a Met also.
10:45Was he a Met as well?
10:46Yes, he was.
10:47I think he managed them.
10:48Learn about sports sometime.
10:49Hello, that'll be a clip that's posted.
10:51Kate schools Brandon.
10:53That's right.
10:54He brought them too.
10:55He won the Mets, a World Series.
10:57Holy shit.
10:58That's the manager.
10:58Yes.
10:59That still makes you a Met.
11:00Okay, yeah, but, okay, all right.
11:01He needs them.
11:02It's in his sports.
11:03Try it out.
11:06You got owned.
11:11Dante wrote a blog saying that Pete Rose
11:13going to the Hall of Fame after his death is bullshit.
11:15It should have happened when he was alive
11:17and he likened it to Toby Keith being posthumously,
11:20posthumously, post-mostly,
11:23Post-humously?
11:24Post-mostly put into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
11:30And I don't consider,
11:31these people that over the last couple of days have said,
11:35of course they're going to put him
11:35in the Hall of Fame now, it's bullshit.
11:37He received a lifetime ban.
11:39His life's over.
11:40Oh yeah.
11:41They said that the whole time.
11:42It's a lifetime ban.
11:43It's not a total ban.
11:45For his life, he can't get in.
11:46Well, he's dead now.
11:47He can get in.
11:48So it's not a surprise.
11:49Wait, yeah.
11:50It's been right in front of us the whole time.
11:51Wait, lifetime ban.
11:52I thought he couldn't watch movies from the Hallmark.
11:56Yeah, he wasn't allowed to watch lifetime channels.
11:59Lifetime ban.
11:59Oh, he was banned from baseball.
12:01Hey.
12:03And you're just looking down with a gun
12:04and the guy's like.
12:05Yeah, yeah.
12:06And he's like, whoa.
12:07I'm gonna make the Hall of Fame now.
12:08I'm gonna make the Hall of Fame.
12:09I'm gonna make the Hall of Fame.
12:10I'm gonna make the Hall of Fame.
12:11I'm gonna make the Hall of Fame.
12:12The Taliban Hall of Fame.
12:13Keith, do you want the good news or the bad news?
12:15The good news is you're going to the Hall of Fame, buddy.
12:21Wait, but Toby Keith didn't get
12:22into the Country Music Hall of Fame?
12:23Apparently, that's right.
12:24That seems like.
12:26Music Hall of Fames are weird.
12:27Like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
12:29like they got like small acts in there
12:33or they got acts you won't believe are in there
12:34and then like these gigantic acts just won't be in.
12:36But then they also have like Whitney Houston
12:37and I'm like, she does rock and roll.
12:38Yeah, they allow a lot.
12:39It's just a music Hall of Fame.
12:40It's just a music Hall of Fame
12:41that goes under the guise of a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
12:44But like.
12:44Goes under the guise?
12:45Talk about Kate?
12:47Depends, I'm normally a top.
12:49What?
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:51People don't know that.
12:51I didn't know we didn't know that.
12:52No, no, no.
12:53Like, power thighs.
12:54Don't think we care to know it.
12:56Oh, sorry.
12:57Why have I never asked Kate if she's a top or not?
12:59Yeah.
13:01I know you didn't ask.
13:02But the way I can grind on it.
13:03Anyway, you wouldn't believe.
13:08You're a nasty bitch.
13:11I hear that a lot.
13:12Look at me.
13:14Kris Kristofferson also died.
13:16So am I?
13:17Are you running the rundown now?
13:18Yeah, yeah.
13:19But wait, this is like a good segue.
13:21Just taught you about baseball.
13:22I was so, I don't know shit about Kris Kristofferson.
13:24I don't either.
13:25Is he a big act?
13:26He was huge in the 70s.
13:27Okay.
13:28He was country music and he was an actor, right?
13:30I have no idea.
13:31He did a little bit of both.
13:32And he was more like Willie Nelson type,
13:34like hippie dippier, not like boot up your ass country.
13:36And did you hear,
13:37did you know what he said about Toby Keith?
13:38Yeah, he dogged his ass.
13:39He said, Toby Keith did to country music
13:42what pantyhose did to finger fucking.
13:44And I don't care if he's right or wrong.
13:46Great line.
13:47That's a good, good line.
13:48He hated Toby Keith because Toby Keith,
13:50Toby Keith like did the whole America thing
13:53and did all the USA tour, but never served in the army.
13:56And Kris Kristofferson did.
13:57But his daddy served in the army.
14:00Where he lost his right eye,
14:02he put a flag out in his yard.
14:03So how many times did Toby visit you?
14:05I saw him twice in country.
14:07In?
14:08In Afghanistan.
14:09Wow.
14:10I'm not kidding, yeah.
14:11They would, it's called being voluntold.
14:14And they're like, you're all, 20 of you right now,
14:16you're going to the Toby Keith concert.
14:17Really?
14:18And you would go, yeah.
14:19You got deployed to a Toby Keith concert.
14:20I got deployed to a Toby Keith concert.
14:21So I had to see him on this big camp.
14:23And then I flew to this other camp for some work thing.
14:25And he happened to be there too.
14:26And they're like, you're going again.
14:27And I was like, okay, so saw him twice.
14:29How was the show?
14:31It was great.
14:32He fucking ruled.
14:32When you get the boot up your ass line,
14:35and you're like standing out in the desert
14:36with a bunch of other troops.
14:37Literally wearing your military stuff?
14:38Goosebump city, dude.
14:39I don't care, I drank the Kool-Aid hard.
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14:43How could you not?
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15:47Greg Oden says he wanted to kill everyone
15:49in the fucking world because the year he retired,
15:51Timothy Mozgov got $50 million.
15:53I think I speak for everyone when I say,
15:54who the fuck are those guys?
15:56Centers.
15:58Greg Oden, number one pick of the 2007 NBA draft.
16:02Mark Titus teammate.
16:03And, I met him at Mark Titus' wedding
16:06about three weeks ago.
16:07Wow.
16:08And, nice guy, super nice guy,
16:10and you know Ebo that works with us.
16:12I got a great picture of Ebo standing in front of Greg Oden.
16:14Oh yeah, and Ebo looks,
16:15Ebo's 5'9", and it was delightful, yes.
16:18So break this down for me like I'm an idiot.
16:20Greg Oden was a great player and was gonna be
16:22a huge, wonderful generational player.
16:25Had some injuries, got hurt, had to retire early.
16:28And, when he did that, the market for big men went crazy.
16:32And, guys like Timothy Mozgov, who were never very good.
16:35Passable.
16:36Were making a lot of money.
16:37A lot.
16:38So he got Scotty Pippened.
16:40He, in the sense that he didn't get enough money.
16:43Yeah.
16:44You watched The Last Dance,
16:45and that's the only basketball reference.
16:46Just recently.
16:47Really?
16:48Mm-hmm.
16:49Yeah, sort of, sort of.
16:51More celebrity deaths.
16:53John Amos died.
16:54Who's John Amos?
16:55John Amos was in Roots.
16:57Cookies.
16:58He was in Good Times.
16:59Oh.
16:59He was James.
17:01He was in Coming to America.
17:03Was he, oh.
17:04He was the dad of Lisa.
17:05Okay.
17:06He ran McDowell's.
17:07Rest in peace to John Amos.
17:08That's 8507 Queens Boulevard.
17:10He ran McDowell's.
17:11Yes.
17:12His buns have seeds, or his buns had no seeds.
17:15And then he was in,
17:18oh, he was Admiral Fitzwallis in the West Wing.
17:20Oh shit.
17:21Yeah, he was good.
17:22Should be dead, Jimmy Carter.
17:24Did you see him?
17:25I can't, he is dead, right?
17:27There's something up.
17:29They said, there was these tweets saying,
17:30Jimmy Carter celebrates 100th birthday.
17:32You think, oh, that's awesome.
17:33Celebrate, not celebrate.
17:34And they're wheeling him out, Kate.
17:35Have you seen the pictures?
17:36Can we show Big Cat Street,
17:37where he's like very demure?
17:39They're wheeling him out.
17:40Yeah, he's not.
17:41It's, it's over.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Yep.
17:45Happy birthday, Jimmy.
17:46Yeah.
17:47It's bad.
17:48It's not good.
17:50And then Kevin Smith says that-
17:53Oh, I thought he died.
17:55That J-Lo and Ben Affleck breaking up
17:57breaks my heart, they're wonderful.
18:00He wanted a Jiggly sequel.
18:02Now the only-
18:02Was that him?
18:04No, he didn't do it.
18:05Oh, he didn't do Jiggly, I was like, what the fuck?
18:07Okay.
18:08I wrote that down simply because I thought,
18:11when I wrote Kevin Smith,
18:12in my mind it was actually Kevin James,
18:14and it was funnier.
18:15Okay.
18:16And I have since realized it's not Kevin James,
18:18it's Kevin Smith.
18:18Kevin Smith, funny guy,
18:20but Kevin James saying that is a funnier concept.
18:22I think about Kevin Smith,
18:24there's a photo of him pumping gas
18:25in the biggest jean shorts a man will ever see.
18:28And I think about that once a day,
18:29so I'm appreciative of Kevin Smith.
18:30He lost the weight,
18:31but I'm glad he was that big for that photo.
18:33All his clothes look big.
18:35Yeah, yeah.
18:36Whatever, even when he was big,
18:37his clothes looked big.
18:38He looked, yeah, he was a fat, obese man
18:41swimming in his clothes.
18:42He's just a big clothes guy.
18:43Yeah, BCG.
18:45Oh, big time.
18:46And then they only put one note on the after show here,
18:50if you want to read it, Kate.
18:51This is alleging I poop in a box.
18:54It says Kate poops in a box,
18:55whatever else happens between this email
18:57and taping the rundown.
18:58Oh, I thought that was about Kate.
18:59Kate poops in a box is what it says.
19:01On the act yesterday,
19:02I brought up for the second time, apparently,
19:04that my family vehicle growing up
19:06used to have a toilet of sorts in the back
19:09that I thought was an orange and yellow treasure chest
19:11in my childhood mind.
19:13Apparently, according to my brother,
19:15it was a box, like a bulk box of wipes
19:18that was orange and yellow.
19:20We did indeed.
19:22Listen, I heard from many people in the DMs,
19:26guess what was the most common
19:27that people were pissing and shitting
19:29in the 80s and 90s?
19:30No, close.
19:32That's awesome.
19:33This is very close.
19:34Coffee cans.
19:36Folgers coffee cans people would have
19:37in the back of their-
19:38For shitting and pissing?
19:39For shitting and pissing.
19:40And then another girl was like,
19:41my parents had us pee and poop in a Cool Whip container
19:44in the back of our car.
19:45I heard from many people, just as fucked up as I am,
19:48that having a car potty-
19:51One more thing-
19:53How many times do you think you did it?
19:55Only a few.
19:56A few's not an only.
19:59That's almost like an emergency one-timer.
20:01I will say, I said Poconos-
20:03I remember that one time.
20:04I said Poconos, because I'm from the Philly area,
20:06we'd go to the, it was actually Montrose.
20:09So Montrose is the very tippy top right corner
20:11of Pennsylvania.
20:12So how far is the drive?
20:13Like three, a little over three hours.
20:15And once you get off the highway, it's dirt roads.
20:18You know like when you get to the point
20:20where you have to focus on holding your shit
20:22or else you will shit.
20:23I could do that for three hours.
20:24You didn't shit at Camp Barstool.
20:26I did not.
20:27Man.
20:28You were there for a week.
20:28I didn't shit when I did Barstool Survivor years ago.
20:32Back in, not, yeah.
20:33Yeah, and I didn't shit my freshman year of college.
20:37Whoa.
20:39Well, that's just not true.
20:40I shit every other week.
20:41Okay.
20:42That's incredible.
20:43Can you open up your hands?
20:45Do you have nail polish on, or is this-
20:47Little bit.
20:48Is this marker decoration?
20:49This is from the day you guys did the NFL draft thing.
20:52And I painted my nails.
20:53Wait, Kate, that was-
20:54Because I wasn't paying attention.
20:55That was in April.
20:56Uh-oh.
20:56Was it really?
20:57Yeah.
20:58The NFL draft?
20:59No, Chase football day.
21:02Whatever.
21:02Data day.
21:03You guys had a ball.
21:04Oh, data day.
21:05Oh, you were so, okay.
21:06Data day.
21:07Holy shit.
21:07This is from data day.
21:08You don't understand.
21:09That was almost horrifying for us.
21:11That'd be tough.
21:11That'd be tough.
21:12All right.
21:13That's enough.
21:14Yeah.
21:15All right.
21:16Kate, anything to, you two, anything to plug?
21:17What are your socials?
21:19What are you doing?
21:20Nothing.
21:21Just trying to get more followers.
21:22I'm at BFW.
21:22Cool.
21:23Kate?
21:24I feel like this is a trap.
21:25No.
21:26I'm at Kate Barstool.
21:27All right.
21:27Follow them.
21:28What about you?
21:29I'm good.
21:30I don't want to.
21:31I'm fine.