Those pants you're wearing may as well be the melted crotch of a Barbie doll. Check out our new line called Straight To Landfill. This is where you put an item in your cart, pay for it, and then we chuck it straight into a landfill for you. Over 80% of clothing is either landfilled or incinerated. Did we burst your little fashionista bubble?
Written by: Sam Schaefer
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
VFX: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
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Written by: Sam Schaefer
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
VFX: Rob Menzer
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Founders: Sam Schaefer and Michael Strauss
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00:00What are these clothes even made of?
00:02Mostly petroleum-based synthetic fibers like polyester and nylon.
00:07So like plastic?
00:09Oh yeah. Those pants you're wearing may as well be the melted crotch of a Barbie doll.
00:15Ew.
00:16You know what else is ew? 35% of the microplastics in our oceans comes from clothing,
00:22which goes right back into your bratty little mouth when you eat shrimp cocktail
00:27wearing your cute little OOTD matching set.