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Written by: Michael Swaim
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Couple: Dorian Debose and Sam Schaefer
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00:00May I start you gentlemen off with some large, colorful, extremely profitable alcoholic drinks?
00:07Sure! It's Friday, right? And booze is always a little overpriced. I can't hate an exec for
00:12trying to feed his family, but every business has a right to make a profit.
00:17Right! That's why we cut corners any way we can, from saving the least nasty bits of our
00:23moldy vegetables and serving them anyway, to microwaving big blocks of frozen soup
00:29that have been lingering at the backs of a central shipping warehouse in Wisconsin
00:34for four years. Speed and savings is the name of the game.
00:39Yeah, so you freeze soup. Big deal. Soup can freeze. I think that's fine, isn't it?
00:46Yeah, but I had the vegetables and they sound kind of gross.
00:51Well, gross is relative, my friend.