• 12 hours ago
Some say it's like sex but with your mouth!

Tired of paying $40 dollars in fees for a plate of lukewarm the driver probably picked off of? Well a real family dining experience at just a fraction of the cost is just a ten minute drive away. And I can say that with confidence because our restaurants are literally everywhere. Roger Horton's honest take on chain restaurants.

Written by: Michael Swaim
Directed by: Michael Strauss
Director of Photography: Rob Menzer
Editor: Gabrielle Williott
Sound: Maxwell DiPaolo

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Couple: Dorian Debose and Sam Schaefer

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Transcript
00:00Here's the cost-optimized, defrosted crap you ordered.
00:05Careful, those plates are microwave hot.
00:10You weren't kidding.
00:13It is weird that it's a salad, though.
00:16Yeah, well, if you don't get it really hot, the flavor powder doesn't mix with the water to make that rockin' sauce.
00:23It's on everything.

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