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00:00Barstool Sports, New Amsterdam Vodka, we in New York City for the nicest. Make some noise, y'all!
00:09I am your host, Organic. I got a couple exquisite gentlemen with me, of course, starting with...
00:14The ever cordial Poison Pen, how you guys doing today? Make some fucking noise, let's go!
00:21Nice!
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00:33Also, one time, this entire format was moved forward by the legend, Pat Stey.
00:38So make some noise one time for the boy, Pat Stey.
00:46Bad look to my right! Introduce yourself.
00:49Yo, what up? It's your boy, Sorry Sharone. Long live Pat Stey. Make sure you look at me when I'm complimenting you.
00:55Let's go.
00:57Bad look to my left! Introduce yourself.
00:59What up, man? It's your boy, Loso14 for that IV, Tampa, Florida. But enough about me, it's on my best friend, Sharone. Let's go, man.
01:06Let's go, buddy.
01:07Sharone was kind enough to choose to go first. It's on him. Let's get nice.
01:11Okay.
01:12Okay.
01:16Asked him if he wanted to hear my bars. He said, I can't cheat as a Christian.
01:20But if you want to spit your bars, I know Jesus will listen.
01:24Your friend...
01:29But if you want to spit your bars, I know Jesus will listen.
01:32Your friend is a porn addict. You made him delete his subscription.
01:37You're such a good friend, you offered a hand to help beat his addiction.
01:48He's a great friend.
01:53Yo.
01:56Yo.
01:57That's a little too nice.
01:58No, it's very nice.
01:59That's a little too nice.
02:01Yo.
02:02Yo.
02:03He calls you breathing heavy like, Los, we need to speak.
02:08You're like, we'll protect you on tour.
02:10You're not a Jesus freak.
02:12You're such a good friend, y'all don't even let him do meet and greets.
02:16You don't even...
02:21You don't let him eat pulled pork or jerk chicken.
02:30Or jerk chicken.
02:32That's what...
02:33That's what friendship is.
02:35I might be baptized, but I'm not blessed like this.
02:39His girlfriend dumped him.
02:41He didn't even call her an effing bitch.
02:44It's a testament to his faith because he didn't even give his ex a diss.
02:48Excellent.
02:51Excellence.
02:52He's built that rap life.
02:53He's so diverse, his favorite part about winter is black ice.
02:58He performs...
03:00He performs at his local church for half price.
03:05A ward slogan.
03:06He's that nice.
03:08A girl named Linda told me you had a big dick.
03:11She said it nearly broke her heart.
03:13She said it made me look like Napoleon so she let you bone apart.
03:17She let you bust in the back like Rosa Parks.
03:21He got a bunch of hoes.
03:23Bro is sharp.
03:24Pulling up with two birds and a couple cougars like Noah's Ark.
03:31It's an honor to even know you.
03:34And I only brought up Noah's Ark because you're the go-to.
03:38When it comes to being a good person, that's his go-to.
03:43If you're in sports and your jersey number was dose, I'd say go-to.
03:50I would.
03:51Keep going.
03:52Keep going.
03:53I really would.
03:54I know you would.
03:55I told my sister to marry you.
03:58Said I better be bitching.
04:00Because there's always a second coming when you have sex with a Christian.
04:03You got...
04:07There's always a second coming when you have sex with a Christian.
04:11You got A ward on this card.
04:13You blessed him with missions.
04:15You're like P Diddy.
04:17You put all your friends in position.
04:24Oh shit.
04:27All Diddy.
04:31All Diddy.
04:34Of course I had to bring jokes.
04:37And I only brought up Diddy because you're the king, Los.
04:40But he's not like those...
04:43That's crazy.
04:44But he's not like those other Christians.
04:46Those sucker Christians.
04:48Those walk into church and don't dap up the usher Christians.
04:53Those walk into church and don't dap up the usher Christians.
04:56Fuck those Christians.
04:58Those bluffing Christians.
05:00Get molested by Father Wayne and do nothing Christians.
05:03He's a tougher Christian.
05:05Respects every color Christian.
05:07Type to say I love you.
05:10And secret handshake his brother Christian.
05:13I fucking love you Carlos.
05:17Handshake?
05:18Not the secret handshake.
05:21Well won to Ty Loosa.
05:23Let's get nice.
05:24That was a freestyle one.
05:26Give it up for Sharone one more time.
05:28Give it up for Sharone one more time.
05:32Hey yo, yo, yo, yo.
05:34If proper preparation prevents poor performance,
05:37then I think it's impossible to ignore Sharone win.
05:40He epitomizes it.
05:42I mean I think the whole room needs to know.
05:44He was battling tonight and already has three rounds for his next opponent.
05:48It's too easy bro.
05:50I mean he's been locked in with me for over a month and a half.
05:53And I just signed the contract two weeks ago.
05:56I mean I just signed the contract.
06:00I mean Jesus bro.
06:02Look I actually was looking through his notepad and was shocked within.
06:05This man had rounds for his boss if he didn't want to chill on the clock with him.
06:09He had rounds for his mom if he found out that she adopted him.
06:14He even had rounds for his wife.
06:16He had rounds for his wife and she wasn't even on top of him.
06:19I mean listen this is, hey, this is not pretend.
06:23One page it says Sharone versus whoever in 2055.
06:27I said yup.
06:32One page.
06:33One page in his notebook it says Sharone versus whoever in 2055.
06:38I said yup, that person's for sure dead.
06:40Then I thought, that person's for sure dead.
06:43Then I thought about it.
06:44Yo he's preparing for battlers that aren't even born yet.
06:47I mean he's a, he's a pure vet.
06:50He's a pure vet.
06:52He's blessed every league with respectable fees.
06:54Always remembers all three and even off the head with the freeze.
06:57I can't even recall a time that he's ever messed up with his.
07:00Hey hold on.
07:01I can't even recall a time that he's ever messed up when he's messed up with his.
07:05I think your next bar is he doesn't mess up when he speaks.
07:07You see what I mean?
07:10Come on.
07:12Hey.
07:13Come on.
07:14I can't recall a time he ever messes up.
07:17Well you see what I mean?
07:18He knows my rounds better than me.
07:21Hey yo he's elite.
07:23Hey yo.
07:25Yo he's elite.
07:26And with him it's all love and he don't even play tennis.
07:29In my mind, listen in my mind he's been living rent free but he's a great tenant.
07:33I think of the perfect battle rapper every time his name's mentioned.
07:37The one guy with skill like Loaded Lux and the work ethic of Dre Dennis.
07:41I get it.
07:47I got charisma, punches, and a flow that's cold.
07:50I knew I was going to lose this battle.
07:52I just came here so you can bless my soul.
07:58New Incident Vodka round two with Ty Sherron.
08:00Let's go.
08:02His whole round is how I'm always prepared and I remember my bars.
08:07Well today I am fully prepared to let you know how sexy you are.
08:22It's in New York so I gotta do this.
08:26When Bonnie grabbed my dick.
08:31He consoled me to help search for inner peace.
08:34Like I feel your pain Sherron.
08:36But it's worse when it's a priest.
08:41That's when I became a Christian.
08:43I was converted in a week.
08:45That's why when I got slapped by Shine I just turned the other cheek.
08:50He's rich as fuck.
08:52He's better than you guys.
08:54He baptized my kid on his private jet.
08:57It was a blessing in disguise.
09:00That was trash.
09:02I'm just uplifting his soul.
09:04That last bar was as bad as the bitches you pulled.
09:07We used to eat Dunkaroos together.
09:10Those were the best nights.
09:12You are handsome.
09:14You are handsome.
09:15Some things should be said twice.
09:19In battle rap I'm as active as his sex life.
09:23At his local church his rap name is Head Nice.
09:35His rap name is Head Nice.
09:41Nice.
09:46Surf said you're the most believable.
09:48Lux gives you props on your pad.
09:51When Big Gerald speaks to you it's like he's talking to his dad.
09:56Twerk said that you're fire.
09:58Math offered to collab.
10:00Briz had to retire because you bodied him so bad.
10:04You battled a female and said I'll go black in Decker.
10:11I was like she must have pissed him off.
10:13Should have made his sandwich better.
10:18You've been the goat for a decade.
10:21Everything you rap is better.
10:23You must go to the black church because we've seen you snap forever.
10:27A female once left you.
10:29She had to take her time.
10:31But he watched her come back like he ejaculated on her spine.
10:35I'm sorry if that sounds dated and you're now doubting my rhymes.
10:41It's just I've been sitting on this compliment round since 2009.
10:56That's so good.
10:57I've been loving you.
10:58Here's a test.
11:03Here's a test.
11:04I hope our friendship can stay strong.
11:07Name your favorite member of Wu-Tang.
11:09Raekwon.
11:11Favorite philanthropist?
11:13Akon.
11:14Favorite white guy in a suit?
11:16James Bond.
11:18Did we just become best friends?
11:20Yep.
11:21Thank God.
11:22I always wanted a stepbrother.
11:25It'd be perfect for my family.
11:27I mean, look at this venue.
11:28There's so much room for Christianity.
11:30If y'all want to fight me, it's a two-on-two.
11:33And my brother's scrappy like Scooby-Doo.
11:37You put Vixen in a pack.
11:39Dude, it's true.
11:40You rolled up in Smoke Shorty like Scary Movie 2.
11:44This is a prosthetic arm.
11:46They replaced the original.
11:48When friends say, can you lend a hand?
11:50He takes that shit literal.
11:52Providing assistance.
11:54His faith is the pinnacle.
11:56When the Beatles made the song Help,
11:58they had to pay him residuals.
12:02My girl dumped me for him.
12:04That's what I was mostly told.
12:06I said, what does he have that I don't?
12:08She said, he has punches, he has charisma,
12:11and a flow that's cold.
12:13I may have lost my girl,
12:15but at least I didn't lose my bro.
12:17I fucking love you.
12:18Let's go.
12:23It's our low, so let's go.
12:24Yo, I said if proper preparation prevents poor performance,
12:27then it's impossible to ignore Sharone
12:29when he's the only star that's touring.
12:32He has a big body Benz and a Porsche that's orange.
12:35Last battle, he said he flew international
12:37to catch a domestic,
12:38but tonight he pulled up in a car that's foreign.
12:41Listen, Big Bang, I know yours enormous.
12:43When he dies, I pray I'm close to his will
12:45like Martin Lawrence,
12:46because you a bad boy.
12:48Because you a bad boy.
12:49Actually, I think Sharone's the GOAT.
12:51You know, they tell you to work smarter,
12:53not harder,
12:54and somehow, Sharone does both.
12:59Somehow, Sharone does both.
13:01Because on Thursday,
13:02I could go ahead and view his movie Body.
13:05On Friday, he's on Wildin' Out.
13:07Saturday, he's on Key to the Dot.
13:09I think we know what this guy's about.
13:11Because before church on Sunday,
13:12I'm viewing him on the URL app.
13:14He does all of these things and then some.
13:16I mean, I'm over here watching him on multiple streams
13:18while he's racking up multiple streams of income.
13:21For real, bro.
13:22For real, bro.
13:23He's financially intelligent.
13:25And yo, he lives the perfect...
13:26He's financially intelligent.
13:28He lives the perfect dream.
13:29While battle rappers take their deposits
13:31and buy Amiri sweaters and purple jeans,
13:34Warren Buffett over here...
13:37Warren Buffett over here
13:38hits the NFL up personally
13:40to go ahead and purchase teams
13:42and also has five Wendy's and three Burger Kings.
13:45I mean, listen, we could learn a thing.
13:47Because outside of battle rap,
13:48he actually goes house to house
13:50selling products and getting loads of income.
13:52I don't know if you doing the fire insurance
13:54or the solar business,
13:55but one time I was praying and God said,
13:57yo, my son Sharon is gifted.
13:59You telling me he saw you go door to door
14:01and that's something that my Jehovah witnessed?
14:03I mean...
14:04Listen.
14:05This is...
14:06Listen, he is...
14:07He's a different guy.
14:08But let's put that business aside.
14:09Because for 15 years,
14:10the demand for a Sharon battle hasn't shifted a dot.
14:13You telling me the only battle rapper
14:15with a perfect credit score
14:16still has his interest real high?
14:18Listen, this is...
14:19This is the guy with charisma, punches,
14:22and a flow that's cold.
14:24You got that round, too.
14:25Let's go.
14:26You got that round.
14:27Do not lie to them.
14:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, fellas.
14:29Whoa, whoa.
14:32You just bodied me.
14:35I already know what he's got.
14:37When you hear me battle,
14:39you know bro's gonna flop.
14:40So how can I be Warren Buffett
14:42when you just bodied me and lowered my stock?
14:45See, that was kind of a crazy rebuttal
14:47for a compliment battle.
14:48But anyways...
14:50Yeah, only rookies turn water into wine.
14:53Who thinks Jesus is the best?
14:55When girls have gonorrhea,
14:57he heals it through sex.
14:59He's a...
15:00He's a...
15:02He's a...
15:03He's a teacher.
15:04So when girl...
15:05He's a teacher.
15:06So if a girl hollers,
15:08just know that she is getting effed.
15:10They say this teacher is D-nice
15:12like a key and peel sketch.
15:14When it comes to pussy,
15:15this kid is swimming.
15:17Alpha.
15:18Last night he had 60 women.
15:20Everyone wants to chill with you.
15:22You're the sickest Christian.
15:24He's so cool,
15:25Chris Brown paid a thousand bucks
15:27to take a picture with him.
15:31I only paid a hundred
15:32because our friendship is strong.
15:36I only paid a hundred
15:37because our friendship is strong.
15:39Everything is blessed
15:40when we're getting along.
15:41A hundred for a picture?
15:42A hundred for a picture?
15:43That's a heck of a job.
15:44I still got a little deal
15:46like Trevi to God.
15:50Compliment battle started
15:52through my brother Pat Stey.
15:54And right now he's watching
15:56and wants me to say
15:57something that's gay.
16:03Compliment battle started
16:05through my brother Pat Stey.
16:07Right now he's watching
16:08and wants me to say
16:09something that's gay.
16:12Soul car.
16:13Girls say...
16:26Soul car.
16:27Girls say you're dicks
16:28like it's Battleverse disaster.
16:30So long.
16:31Oh God.
16:32I hate when bitches sin.
16:34You're my best friend.
16:35I swear on your Christian skin.
16:37Remember we tag teamed two girls?
16:39One was chunky,
16:41the other chick was slim.
16:42What I'm trying to say is Los,
16:44we've literally been through
16:45thick and thin.
16:46Don't let the critics win.
16:48They can be so mean.
16:49I hope one day you blow up
16:51and drink carbonated water
16:52with CeeLo Green.
16:54Nick Cannon should put you
16:55on his show.
16:56Nick Cannon should put you
16:57on his show.
16:58He's so clean.
16:59If you're on Wild N Out,
17:01Carlos would be my best friend
17:03like Chico Bean.
17:04See, compliment battles
17:06are an easy spin.
17:07But being nice to a piece of shit
17:09like me,
17:10there's no way he could win.
17:12If he was on BET,
17:13he would have beaten Jin.
17:15Loso's like church music
17:17because he is him.
17:19See, you're the...
17:23You are the reason
17:24that gay dudes exist.
17:31When you didn't win
17:32sexiest male battle rapper,
17:34J2 was pissed.
17:36I mean...
17:38I mean...
17:39I mean, look at this mustache.
17:41The way you're cleaning up
17:42is nice.
17:43It's like your savior
17:44having sex with himself.
17:46Jesus fucking Christ.
17:52But it's not about winning.
17:58Look at me
17:59when I'm complimenting you.
18:05But it's not about
18:06winning.
18:07It's about getting
18:08lots of laughter.
18:09I know I'm catching up.
18:11I made bets
18:12with all your pastors.
18:13I've done over 99 battles.
18:15But friendship's
18:16all that matters.
18:17I'm like Drake.
18:18I did 100 gigs
18:20to show you I get along
18:21with rappers.
18:22You know how to angle.
18:24And now you've learned
18:25how to free.
18:26I had to rearrange
18:27the alphabet
18:28because you're such a G.
18:29When they recap this battle,
18:31don't say it's a 30 for C.
18:33Why do you think
18:34MOOC's in my corner?
18:35Because you're murdering me.
18:37Let's go.
18:45Way to talk to me.
18:46Way to talk to me.
18:47Way to talk to me.
18:51Alright, alright, alright.
18:52Listen, yo, yo, yo.
18:53Sharon, I actually think,
18:55like I said,
18:56you're the richest.
18:57You're the only one
18:58with the ability
18:59to actually create
19:00a rap in school.
19:01I thought to myself,
19:02you know what?
19:03I could create
19:04a commercial
19:05if you wanted me
19:06to attract these dudes.
19:07Like, do you have
19:08a group of nerves
19:09that you want him
19:10to start rapping to?
19:11Are there bloods and crips
19:12that just all of a sudden
19:13pack the room?
19:14Well, there ain't a demographic
19:15that he hasn't rapped
19:16that has heard
19:17laughs and boos.
19:18And that's the truth
19:19because y'all over here
19:20trying to adapt to the crowd.
19:21Sharon's so good,
19:22he can make the crowd
19:23adapt to you.
19:24And that, adapt,
19:25listen, adapt to you.
19:26And yo, this is Captain Cool.
19:28I mean, listen,
19:29this is Captain Cool.
19:30Bro, he just wants
19:31to be himself.
19:32Take notes
19:33and get your books out.
19:34I saw him in the middle
19:35of Compton
19:36without a lookout.
19:37Shook how?
19:38This man gained their respect
19:39by the way
19:40that he went
19:41and shook crowds.
19:42The white guy
19:43who supposedly
19:44ain't relatable
19:45but after the battle
19:46got invited
19:47to all the cookouts.
19:48I said,
19:49yo, this veteran's eating.
19:50Well, listen up
19:51while the reverend
19:52is preaching.
19:53Yo, several releagues
19:54had never received him
19:55with open arms
19:56which was odd
19:57because they never
19:58believed him.
19:59I just told, listen,
20:00he had a bone to pick
20:01with the way
20:03I'm binge watching
20:04every season.
20:05You better believe it.
20:06All of my accomplishments
20:07are looking very deceiving
20:08because I thought
20:09I had motion
20:10but next to him
20:11I'm feeling paraplegic.
20:12This is,
20:13I'm feeling paraplegic
20:14because I am not the one
20:16keep all that other stuff
20:17for them other Christians,
20:18them sucker Christians
20:19and don't do nothing
20:20when they touch you different.
20:21I'm finna love you different.
20:23I said,
20:25I'mma love you different.
20:26You better mean that.
20:27I'mma love you different.
20:29I'mma love,
20:30we're at a time like this.
20:31Listen,
20:32you encourage me
20:33to write rhymes like this.
20:34Even grind like this.
20:35You know Shannon Sharp
20:36has never impacted
20:37lives like this.
20:38Listen,
20:39he's a gift
20:40not to just me
20:41but to this whole culture.
20:42I just want y'all to know
20:44that I just have charisma,
20:45punches,
20:46but it don't matter
20:47because this man
20:48blessed my soul.
20:49Let's go.
20:50I love you, bro.
20:51Hold on, bro.
20:52Hold on.
20:53Bro, that was crazy.
20:55Make some noise
20:56for Sharon and Lester, y'all.
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