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00:00Welcome to One Bite Pizza Festival presented by Tommy John.
00:30Welcome to One Bite Pizza Festival presented by Tommy John.
01:01Thank you guys, everybody, for coming.
01:05Crazy. The crowd is crazy all the way back.
01:08But seriously, it's kind of incredible.
01:10Starting, I don't know, 10, 15 years ago, just eating one pizza and rating it.
01:14All the way to this is insane.
01:16And thank you to all the pizza places who are here.
01:19The best of the best.
01:21That's been the best part of this pizza festival is meeting all the pizza owners,
01:25small businesses, the grind.
01:27So again, thank you to everybody who's here.
01:29By the way, this is the biggest food festival in New York, which is insane.
01:33So again, thank you.
01:35Without you guys, we'd never be here.
01:37And especially thanks to all the pizza places.
01:39So enjoy and eat up.
01:42Hi.
01:44Yes, am I your first slice of the day?
01:47No.
01:48All right.
01:49All right, good.
01:50Also one of the most famous pizza reviews we've ever had.
01:53I know.
01:54Really, really good.
01:55I mean, everybody's good who's here.
01:58Tastes exactly like how it does in the shop.
02:00They do so good.
02:01It's crazy.
02:02You guys were not here last year, right?
02:05This is year one?
02:06All right.
02:07Excellent.
02:08Now, are you guys doing, this is like a full slice.
02:11Is it?
02:12Yeah.
02:13That's what I'm wondering if we're doing like regulation slices today or not.
02:17This felt like a real slice.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Oh.
02:23It's an eight slice.
02:24It's an easy eight slice.
02:25So good.
02:26Kind of a fire song right now.
02:29This Dante, she couldn't make it.
02:32Three, two, one.
02:35We need like the secret service to protect her.
02:37I know.
02:38She'd be swarmed.
02:39That's true.
02:40You need beer?
02:41Yeah, I'll have a beer.
02:43We could do a Miss Pizzas festival.
02:45You know what?
02:46No, but I thought it'd be too hot for her today.
02:48You want to take it?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Sorry, I don't want to spill it.
02:51No, that's fine.
02:52You know what?
02:53We love her and we need a festival.
02:55That, imagine a pizza.
02:56I'm not kidding.
02:57I know.
02:58Oh, I'm not kidding.
02:59All right.
03:00That would be the biggest festival we've ever done.
03:03Where's Miss Pizzas?
03:04Yeah.
03:05I need like secret security for her.
03:06She'd get overwhelmed.
03:07She's too popular.
03:08She's on the pizza.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Where's Miss Pizzas?
03:11Where's Miss Pizzas?
03:12She's too popular.
03:13I would have needed like the secret service to cover her.
03:16I know.
03:17But she gets overwhelmed.
03:18We need a pizza festival.
03:20That's what we need.
03:21Her own festival.
03:22Hey, how are you?
03:23What's that?
03:24Sure.
03:25I got to go across though.
03:27Yeah, we got to go across these.
03:30Whoa.
03:31All right, which camera?
03:32There's 1,800 cameras over here.
03:34Excellent.
03:37These are what you make them on so they're crispy?
03:39Yeah, fucking A.
03:40Look at the bottom.
03:42Bottom sucks.
03:43Don't look at the bottom.
03:44Don't look at the bottom.
03:45Fucking A.
03:46I didn't even know.
03:47This is a surprise.
03:48I didn't know you were going to be here.
03:49Yeah, yeah.
03:50When there's a 50-year storm.
03:51We've never met.
03:53We met once in Miami for like 10 seconds.
03:55Where?
03:56At the food festival.
03:57Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:58One.
03:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:00About to eat today.
04:0135 slices.
04:02It's all pizza management.
04:03It's like this bite, you got to watch out.
04:05Because it's like getting on a real.
04:07I had a mozzarella stick, stupid.
04:09Good mozzarella stick.
04:10It's cold, too.
04:11It's like, no, you got to keep it.
04:14Very important decisions.
04:16I got like eight hours at 35 slices.
04:19Good?
04:20It's a job.
04:21It's a job.
04:22Well, I love it.
04:23I mean, it's the best pizza in the world.
04:25Fucking Captain America over here.
04:29Wait, what did I get?
04:30I don't remember.
04:31We have an 8-2.
04:32That's a high number.
04:33Oh, all right.
04:34Yeah.
04:35We're planning about an 8-2.
04:36We got one.
04:37We got one.
04:38We got an 8-2.
04:39We got an 8-2.
04:40What's up with that?
04:41Are you ITM with?
04:42No.
04:43No, dude.
04:44No.
04:45He's a wise ass.
04:46He is.
04:47He is.
04:488-2.
04:49We can't even get our frozen pizza.
04:50No.
04:51It's a failure.
04:52If it's not above a 9, it's a failure.
04:538-2 is an unbelievable score.
04:54I know.
04:55People say, why should we only get an 8-2?
04:56You know?
04:57Well, 8-2 is a monster score.
04:58We appreciate you coming at all.
04:59No, no.
05:00It's great.
05:01It's great.
05:02No, this is great.
05:04Now what are you trying to do?
05:05Are you trying to restore?
05:06Nah.
05:078-2.
05:08He's a little one.
05:09He's a little one.
05:10You're trying to degrade 8-2.
05:118-2 is a monster score.
05:12You're not going to.
05:13You're not.
05:14Yeah, I'm not getting bullied by this guy.
05:15He is not a bully.
05:16He is not a bully.
05:21Don't say that.
05:22Don't say that.
05:23It's gross.
05:24When people ask me my favorite in the world, Sally's a lot of time, 90% is my answer.
05:28Is this slice going to live up to it?
05:30Is it close right now?
05:31Yeah?
05:32No, they're going to look at it.
05:35They do?
05:36All right, perfect.
05:37I'll do it right here for you.
05:38No, now these are the ones I'm talking about.
05:41Yes.
05:42Sally's, look at that under carrots.
05:43This is like when people say New Haven pizza.
05:45This is kind of the creme de la creme.
05:48You got that Pepe Zuccardi is here, but these guys are, Zuccardi, these guys are the best.
05:53This is also for you for us.
05:55This is one of our peels that we.
05:57Oh, I love this.
05:58Yes, this is for you.
05:59You guys have had good gift bags both years.
06:01I got like the card last year.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:05Sally's is the best.
06:06It's so good.
06:07Can I get you to sign one for us for our team?
06:09I love your pizza so much.
06:11Thanks, man.
06:12Sally's, who wants a slice of Sally's?
06:14Fresh out of the oven.
06:17I almost walked into the oven.
06:20I don't know.
06:26I feel like a pull-up pie is probably the most my speed as opposed to like a.
06:30Does that count as making a Sally's pie?
06:32I'm doing, I'm working here.
06:34I mean.
06:39That's a perfect.
06:40And then where you put it just on here.
06:42That counts as a my pie.
06:45A pizza's right.
06:51No one tells me what that fucking chance is.
06:53I would have joined in.
06:54Yeah.
07:00The best.
07:06Thank you, bro.
07:07All right.
07:08We're here.
07:09We got the one bite.
07:10I've done like 30 slices of pizza right now.
07:13I knew it was the best stuff in the world.
07:15My CD brother Eddie's here.
07:17My CD captain of the year, Dave, running this thing.
07:20Absolute blast.
07:21Snack boy for life.
07:22CD for life.
07:23Hey, how's it going?
07:24Yes.
07:25It's crazy out there.
07:26A lot of people here today.
07:27Get some pizza yet?
07:29Yeah, I got a couple slices here and there.
07:31You say hi to Dave?
07:32Yes, I did.
07:33Oh, good.
07:34Yes, I did.
07:35All right, you have fun.
07:36All right.
07:37Are we keeping track?
07:38I got to eat 35 slices.
07:39Well, you guys are like one of my all-time favorites.
07:42That's an unbelievable undercarriage here.
07:44I don't know how they make the pizza so close to how it is in your shops.
07:48Spectacular.
07:49You guys have the best pizza.
07:51Spectacular.
07:52You were in the nines, right?
07:53I was in the nines too.
07:54It's like the top 1% of the top 1%.
07:57Yeah.
07:58Thank you guys for coming.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Thank you guys very much.
08:01Look at that undercarriage.
08:02The crisp, the same.
08:04That's what makes this festival different than any other food festival.
08:07The pizza tastes how it would if you were in their shop in New Jersey.
08:10The best.
08:11The best.
08:12How's the pizza?
08:13It's unbelievable.
08:14Amazing.
08:15What are you trying right now?
08:16Di Lorenzo is one of the absolute.
08:17It's a 9-2, so it's like the top 1% of the 1%.
08:20This is the creme de la creme.
08:21This is the best of the best of the best.
08:23Undercarriage to perfection.
08:25I mean, look at it.
08:26Oh, my.
08:27A thing of beauty.
08:28It is a thing of beauty.
08:29Amazing.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Lovely.
08:32Unbelievable.
08:33Unbelievable.
08:34And it's sunny this year.
08:35We didn't get a hurricane, so we're already ahead of the game.
08:36This is amazing.
08:37I looked like I was on a safari last year.
08:38Now I actually look ready to eat some pizza.
08:40You're supposed to be in September.
08:41Beautiful.
08:42Do you guys actually have any underwear here?
08:43Oh, yeah.
08:44We have it in your...
08:45I mean, still.
08:46I put some in your...
08:47Trailer?
08:48Trailer, yeah.
08:49Oh, perfect.
08:50And we made a couple t-shirts for you, too.
08:51Perfect.
08:52Because I actually forgot underwear this trip, so that works out for me.
08:53Perfect.
08:54Yeah.
08:55That's amazing.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Thank you guys for doing it.
08:58That's awesome for you.
08:59Good.
09:00So are you wearing Tommy John right now?
09:01Do you want the real answer?
09:02I didn't bring any underwear, so I have no underwear on right now.
09:03I forgot.
09:04Yeah, I forgot my underwear.
09:06Well, yeah, I'm free-balling it right now, so that's not where you want to be.
09:09I forgot to pack underwear for the trip.
09:11But I have it in my trailer that I got to switch.
09:16Ooh, the underwear on the pizza scale.
09:18I'd go, it's like an 8.2 underwear, which is obviously a monster score.
09:22But yeah, I'm a huge Tommy John fan.
09:24No, thank you guys.
09:25Can't wait to put some underwear on.
09:28You guys would have one of the best bar pies in Mass.
09:33Oh, yeah.
09:34Those kids are rats.
09:36Yeah, those kids were absolute.
09:37I love that sign, actually.
09:39Yeah, of course.
09:41Those kids were the worst.
09:43Thank you guys for coming.
09:44Yeah.
09:55You got me working.
09:56I know.
09:57I thought I got out of the pizza business.
10:02Take a couple seconds.
10:05Right out of the oven.
10:06Right out of the oven.
10:07Very hot.
10:11Give it a beat.
10:12Very hot.
10:32Beautiful.
10:34Beautiful.
10:53Beautiful.
10:55Let's start with the latest with the smallest man controversy.
10:59What's going on?
11:00Josh was like, hey, it'd be funny if we did a diss track.
11:04And Dave was like, ha ha, yeah, funny, good one.
11:07And then just didn't think anything of it.
11:09And I was like, don't you think we should do this?
11:11And he was like, yeah, but it took me four months to write Rise Pastries Rise.
11:16And so he's like, maybe just not going to be worth my time.
11:21And I was like, you kind of do forget that you employ probably the best battle rapper of all time that did this for a living.
11:28And he's like, yeah, good point, but thought nothing of it.
11:30So I texted Roan.
11:31I was like, I know he's not going to do this unless he has something on paper that you can see this is good.
11:36So I texted Roan.
11:37I was like, yo, so how many days are you going to need?
11:39What do you think?
11:40He's like, I'll have a deal with you tonight.
11:42Did you watch the diss track?
11:43That was good.
11:44So Jetski texted me.
11:45We were talking a little yesterday.
11:46He's like, wait until you see what's tomorrow.
11:48Wait until you see what's tomorrow.
11:50I didn't think it was going to be anything.
11:51You know what I mean?
11:52I didn't know what it was going to be.
11:53I watched it.
11:55It was actually good.
11:57That should chart is what Jetski said.
11:59It was a fantastic song.
12:01Put out a banger.
12:02I was just part of the process.
12:03Helped Big Pageviews kind of work through it in the booth.
12:06But he's got some serious chops on the microphone now, I think.
12:11Diss track dropped.
12:12Obviously the biggest news of November 5th.
12:15Already got taken down off certain platforms.
12:18I was asking everyone over there if they were blocked by Zach Bryan yet.
12:21I was also saying, the ending of that Nick Hamilton helped out with.
12:26It'd be kind of great if Pup Punk got into the fray a little bit.
12:28And we got in a feud with Zach Bryan.
12:30I think that'd be great for our careers.
12:31But no, I thought it was amazing.
12:33Dave's delivery.
12:34It's the flow of the century.
12:36Timeless.
12:37He did it on RisePageviewsRise.
12:39He did it on this.
12:40The way he says, hair like Homer Simpson.
12:43Hair like Homer Simpson.
12:45That is iconic right there.
12:46I loved it.
12:47Amazing.
12:48Rome went into the lab, started cooking.
12:50Wrote it.
12:52Josh, at the same time, was like, let me hit the lab.
12:56Let me hit the stew.
12:57We're like, okay buddy.
12:58You do what you want.
12:59You have your fun.
13:00You go do your thing.
13:02You play along in the sandbox.
13:04And then the adults will do it.
13:05And then we'll put your name on the track.
13:07And he got in probably like 10 p.m. their time.
13:11And texted me at like 4 a.m.
13:12Be like, I cooked.
13:13I did it.
13:14And I was like, yeah, there's no chance.
13:15I didn't even ask to listen to it.
13:16I knew it was that bad.
13:17I was like, I'll just wait for Rome to do it.
13:19And then Rome was like, all right.
13:20Maybe we'll incorporate some of his concepts, whatever.
13:23So I asked Josh for it.
13:25And he sent me the entire first part of the song.
13:27Everything that's there completely untouched.
13:29He did a couple of additions and changes.
13:31But him and his friends wrote the whole thing.
13:34Did the hook.
13:35Did everything.
13:36And Rome was like, Jesus Christ.
13:37This is actually pretty good.
13:39So the diss track, I thought it was amazing.
13:41I thought Josh Richards, his verse was great.
13:43I thought Dave coming in and actually being able to hang with the Boog Boyz.
13:47You forget he's been there before.
13:48He's not a newbie to the diss track game.
13:50He was awesome.
13:51I submitted some lines.
13:52They didn't get picked up.
13:53I thought they were pretty good.
13:54I can't figure why they would go with Rome over me.
13:56But it's just the way the content game works.
13:59Last week or two weeks ago, Rome hit me up.
14:02He said we've got to work on something.
14:04So we got in the little studio here.
14:06And he had some bars written down.
14:08So we recorded like a rough demo.
14:10Then we put it through a Dave AI generator, actually, that we created.
14:13Just so we could hear what it would sound like with him first.
14:16Sent it to Dave.
14:17He liked it.
14:18Then they were like, can you go down to Miami on Monday and record with them?
14:22And I was like, sure.
14:23So early studio session I've ever had in my entire life.
14:256 a.m. in the studio.
14:27But we got Dave in there.
14:28And I was actually very surprised at how well he was able to get through it.
14:32But it definitely was not your normal rap session.
14:35It wasn't like he did his verse.
14:37And then we just put it in place.
14:39We had to go line by line.
14:40So I kind of would be rapping it with him five or six times.
14:46We'd be like, itty-bitty Zach.
14:47Itty-bitty Zach.
14:48And then I'd stop and he'd just do it.
14:50And then we'd have the engineer kind of stitch it together.
14:52I have so many talents and abilities I can't even count them.
14:55Rapping is not one of them.
14:57So when I make these songs, I have Jet Ski literally in my ear.
15:02I start singing along with him.
15:03And then he just drops and I keep going.
15:05So I'm not good at it.
15:07But once we started doing that a little bit, he started kind of getting the flow.
15:11And then I thought he sounded like a Detroit rapper.
15:14Or something like that.
15:15He kind of had the bars a little bit.
15:17And then when we had the auto-tune on him, I was like,
15:19he almost sounds like a 48-year-old Jewish future.
15:22And I said that to him and he's like, yeah, I get that a lot.
15:24So he crushed it.
15:25Did a great job.
15:26Roan obviously killed it with the bars.
15:27Josh was really, really good.
15:29Roan wrote the entire Dave part of everything.
15:32I mean, the dude's vicious.
15:34He's a killer.
15:38So that came out great.
15:39And then it was just a matter of getting Dave into a studio.
15:42And I don't know if you guys have seen the making of Rise Patriots Rise.
15:47But it was very similar to that.
15:50I'm better at everything that I do.
15:53I'm better at everything that I do.
15:56I'm better at everything that I do.
15:59Did you see the Zach Bryan diss track?
16:01I did. I have some thoughts.
16:02Who wrote it?
16:03Zach.
16:04I don't know if I'm allowed to say.
16:05Yeah, I don't know.
16:06Did they write it?
16:07It was a collaborative effort.
16:09But I think Roan was involved in the writing.
16:11Roan was involved.
16:12Jeske was involved.
16:13Want to tell me a little bit about the process that went into that?
16:16Yeah, around midnight I opened my social media and I listened to it.
16:21And I listened to what Dave and Josh had written.
16:23And they did incredible.
16:24Those dudes are fucking beasts, bro.
16:26I really didn't know that Dave had it in him.
16:28But I should have looked back at the history and seen Rise Patriots Rise.
16:31And now I see what he's doing with this.
16:33And the man is a virtuoso.
16:35Tip of the cap to Dave.
16:37And tip of the cap to Josh.
16:39They crushed it.
16:40They crushed it.
16:41Is that something you could see yourself doing ever?
16:44Like those type of bars?
16:46I'm really more of a basketball podcast guy.
16:49They might call him arenas, but the man can fill up stadiums.
16:54Top shooter in D.C.
16:56He had the trigger and will pull it.
16:58So much they almost had to change the wizards back to bullets.
17:03On the court he was the meanest.
17:06Now his show is the cleanest.
17:09It is no chill for real.
17:10Welcome back.
17:11Guillarin is welcome back.
17:14I like what they're doing.
17:15But I don't know how those guys come up with that kind of stuff.
17:18It's all freestyle too or something like that?
17:20They're just coming up with it on the spot?
17:22That is impressive.
17:24Yeah, I could never do that.
17:26We probably did a couple thousand takes.
17:29Went half line by half line, four or five words at a time.
17:32And just pieced it together.
17:34And, I mean, it's a banger.
17:38It's a certified banger.
17:39You can say whatever you want.
17:40Like, oh, this is dumb.
17:41Adults are doing this.
17:42Why is he doing this?
17:43It's a banger.
17:44Say what you want.
17:45You're a hater.
17:46It's a banger.
17:47This had a chance, I think, to be the number one song in the country.
17:49It was going crazy.
17:50I thought it was great.
17:51I think Dave is obviously a musical voice of our generation, as is Josh.
17:56Ten out of ten.
17:57Shout out Jet Ski.
17:58Shout out Dave.
17:59And now I hear that Zach is hiring, according to Austin, people to troll his comments.
18:03And he's blocked a bunch of people online, which I love.
18:06But, no.
18:07It was fire.
18:08It was gas, I could say.
18:10And we're like, all right, let's do the video.
18:12Dave's like, I only can do it in Miami tomorrow.
18:14That's all I have.
18:15So, we got on a call at, like, 4 p.m.
18:18And we're like, all right, let's do this in Miami tomorrow.
18:21What do we want this video to be?
18:23So, we talked about what we want to do.
18:25Shoot with the cops.
18:26We're like, all right, can we get sets?
18:27Can we get props?
18:28Like, cop car, all this sort of stuff.
18:29And we just went to work.
18:30Shout out Rob on our team here.
18:34We had a crew that he's worked with in Miami before.
18:36And they helped us find a cop car.
18:38They helped us find jail set, cop bullpen set, interrogation room, parking lot, black pickup truck.
18:46I'm running around to party cities, guitar centers, all this sort of stuff before they close on Sunday.
18:51Trying to get costumes and props and set up a board and printouts.
18:55And we had call time before I am the next day.
18:57Hit the studio for, like, I don't know, six hours.
19:01Got to the music video, and Dave tried to quit two minutes in because he said,
19:05there's no way I would have ever agreed to this if I knew this is what I was doing.
19:08I can't recite lyrics, but we kind of got him a teleprompter and worked his way through it.
19:12And probably a 10-hour shoot.
19:14And the video's a banger, too.
19:16Absolute banger of a song, first of all.
19:18Smallest man.
19:19Shout out Dan.
19:20Shout out Maroon, Jeff, everyone who worked on it.
19:22Unbelievable song.
19:24But there's a lot of drama.
19:25It keeps getting taken down by the music label, copyright, yada yada.
19:29Josh has this signed deal from when he was 17 years old.
19:33But anybody Zach taking the video down, that's no good.
19:37We start getting takedown notices from Warner Music Group, who reps Zach Bryan.
19:43Obviously, probably, like, one of their crown jewels right now.
19:46He's so popular.
19:47He has that song, How Lucky Are We?
19:49And we kind of sang that.
19:51And we're like, oh, it must be that.
19:53Let's just cut that last lyric out.
19:55Do it again.
19:56Nope.
19:57They take it down again.
19:58Right now, in scramble mode, they've taken everything down.
20:03Apparently, if you're just a big music label, you can just say, we own this.
20:07Take it down.
20:08And people are just going to do it, despite the fact that Warner owns none of it.
20:13We wrote it.
20:14We produced it.
20:15We mixed it.
20:16We wrote the guitar outro.
20:18Like, none of it is his.
20:20But YouTube's like, sorry, it's theirs.
20:22Take it down.
20:23Instagram, Spotify, Apple Music.
20:25Apparently, everyone's just a bunch of pussies that we asked them the reason why it got taken down.
20:32They're just like, sorry, it's Warner.
20:33Deal with them instead.
20:34So I guess if you just have a big label, you can just do whatever you want.
20:37And Warner Music Group keeps saying, we own the whole song.
20:40It's like, what the hell does that mean, you own the whole song?
20:43Well, turns out Josh signed with them in 2020.
20:48Josh performing in basically any song seems like just a no-go.
20:52So they said on The Unnamed Show that they own him.
20:54He did some viral diss track back in the day.
20:56They own him for, like, four songs.
20:59I think maybe he said, like, four albums.
21:01Basically, they just signed you to, like, a predatory.
21:04He was probably 17 at the time, and his manager at the time just signed him to basically the rest of his life.
21:10So he can't put out, like they said, three shitty songs and be like, okay, you got yourself—
21:14Well, this one's already out.
21:15So at this point, he would have to do another one after that.
21:17But we don't know what the specifics of it are.
21:20Will there be a Roan, Brianna, or Dave and Brianna written by Roan diss track coming?
21:24Or we'll see.
21:25Everything's in play.
21:26I don't know if the Zach Bryan team or the Warner Music Group, this isn't a threat,
21:34is aware of the existence of Roan.
21:37Because Roan already has 10 more diss tracks, 100 times worse, ready to go.
21:42So he's out.
21:43Yeah, he's out.
21:44Kirk's like, you're an idiot for leaving this job.
21:46Like, I don't know why you're doing this.
21:47And he's like, yeah, I just can't live under those constraints.
21:50For me, it was just like, if I have to, like, do I want to put myself through that?
21:55If I have to be on time.
21:56Do you want to be on time?
21:57Yes.
21:58But like, it's about being on fucking time.
22:01It's not so much actually—
22:03I mean, you are a fucking idiot for leaving this job.
22:05I mean, well, you've decided to leave.
22:06That's fine.
22:07I like you.
22:08You're a nice guy.
22:09I wish you well.
22:10You're quitting because you can't get to places on time.
22:12You're going to regret this, I think.
22:13I personally, I could be totally wrong.
22:15But go ahead.
22:16Oh, he's definitely going to do a hit piece on us.
22:18Like, funny or not.
22:20A hundred percent.
22:22Where do you think I'll go?
22:23Kirk, what's next?
22:24You're going home?
22:26You're probably going to go work for Kamala.
22:29Probably.
22:30That's what he does.
22:31I mean, you do realize, though, you've ended your barstool career.
22:35Yes, fully.
22:36I mean, does that seem like a good idea?
22:38If you want—this is something you were tweeting about for years.
22:40For sure, yeah.
22:41Now it's over.
22:42Yes.
22:43You know, the guy who runs a company hates you.
22:44I know.
22:45Kind of a bizarre development.
22:46I will say, Coleman—I was listening to it a little bit.
22:49Coleman did acknowledge, finally, that he has a brutal issue with time.
22:54I think Mike kind of hit it on the head.
22:56I have a brutal problem with time.
22:58It's just—it's true.
23:00I think it's true.
23:01I know, like, here, I don't remember.
23:02Like, John Rich would be furious with me sometimes.
23:04Like, if you get in the rundown, it comes really late.
23:06I don't know.
23:07I feel bad.
23:08I do like Coleman a lot, like, as a person.
23:09He's a really good kid.
23:11I'm shocked he's quitting.
23:14Like, I don't know.
23:15I thought he loved the content element.
23:18Like, he wanted to go do Kirk's show.
23:20I don't know.
23:21I think Kirk's right.
23:22I think Kirk called him an idiot for leaving.
23:24And I think he might be—I think Coleman might really regret this in a few months.
23:27But we'll see.
23:28You're 100%—you feel like you've made the right move 100%?
23:32No, but I—
23:34Well, no.
23:35Like, not at all.
23:36But it's a tough decision, and I'm willing to live with, you know, the consequence of it.
23:42I wonder, was there any parent pressure?
23:44Like, hey, this show's too tough on you.
23:46This guy's an asshole.
23:47No, actually, my mom was the one that reamed me out for sleeping in and missing the Justin thing.
23:54Absolutely destroyed me.
23:56Yeah, I mean, I can't wake up.
23:58He leaves Justin in a fucking amusement park by himself.
24:01But I don't know.
24:02He tapped out.
24:03I'm surprised.
24:04I'm surprised to see him tap out.
24:05I don't know.
24:06Dave's a hippie.
24:07It's possible.
24:08He said he was going for it.
24:10Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:11Come on, Moana.
24:13Mepo Colma is playing himself in a list of, like, 20 different people in Hawaii.
24:17He put Jeff D. Lowe's at the top of the list.
24:19Why?
24:20Because Jeff D. Lowe texted Justin on the Canopy Lake Park and he's saying that, like, leave.
24:26Well, he waited outside his house for 15 minutes and he's like,
24:28Jeff D. Lowe texted you being like, you should leave.
24:30He's like, fuck Jeff.
24:31Jeff D. Lowe is the number one, like, girly gossip girl.
24:38Yeah, he is in the middle of everything.
24:42Much for Jeff.
24:43Jeff was the one who texted me.
24:44Oh.
24:45Down on Jeff.
24:46Down on fucking three, Lowe.
24:47Don't blame me on that.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49He's the one who texted me.
24:50He says, has this asshole actually not woken up yet?
24:52And I said, no.
24:53He goes, you have to leave.
24:54He's correct.
24:55He's a thousand percent correct.
24:57Yes.
24:59But that pissed me off way more than anything Justin did.
25:02Like, just fuck off, Jeff.
25:04He can't keep his mouth shut.
25:06He loves gossip, drama, putting himself on the-
25:10I've screamed at him about this before.
25:12Be like, it has nothing to do with you.
25:15Why are you in the middle of everything?
25:17He's unbelievable.
25:18He's the one who told Coleman to leave.
25:20Justin to leave.
25:21Justin's like, should I leave?
25:22I'm outside Coleman's house.
25:23He's not leaving.
25:24Jeff's like, you have to leave.
25:25Like, you have to leave him there.
25:26Jeff D. Lowe, always, always in the middle of it.
25:30This is from the desk of Jeff D. Lowe.
25:33Let the record show that Jack Coleman, a gigantic lazy loser,
25:36is dead to me for being involved in his blame pie.
25:39I hope his alarm fails to go off every morning for the rest of his life
25:42and he gets fired from every single job he holds.
25:44Other than that, I wish him the best.
25:46When Coleman came back from suspension,
25:48which again, he got suspended for not waking up on time due to a theme park,
25:52he blamed me, he blamed Clemmer, and he blamed Justin
25:55as a part of a blame pie for why he was suspended.
25:59I guess then Dave heard that, wrote that into another story that he did,
26:05I will verify, did scream at me very loudly one morning.
26:10He wrote that into it and said, why is Jeff always involved in this shit?
26:14So I guess my hate for Coleman is that if you spew bullshit
26:18and it results in me getting ripped apart by Dave on The Unnamed Show,
26:21I'm actually going to hate you.
26:23I love Jeff D. more than anyone, but he cannot pretend
26:25like he's not the biggest gossiper in the company. He is.
26:28Jeff D. is one of the last two.
26:30No, no, I love him. I love him.
26:32But yeah, that's just facts, though. He is a gossip.
26:35Yeah, I mean, Jeff D. is, I don't know how he got him.
26:39He really seems angry at him, just reading these tweets.
26:42I'll see you on the court after your parents let you leave the house
26:45for finishing your chores.
26:48Coleman would still take less time than your gauntlet.
26:50This is a great battle.
26:52What's the gauntlet?
26:53What's Jeff D.'s gauntlet?
26:54The yak gauntlet.
26:55Oh, yeah, oh no, trust me, I know.
26:58He's the last on the list.
27:00Because Coleman's going to live with his parents and they live on the Jersey Shore.
27:04He's closer to DJs.
27:07There's some good spars exchanged there.
27:09You're a big Coleman guy.
27:11You said that he's the best content creator we had
27:14when he was playing basketball.
27:15Coleman's one of the greatest content creators we had.
27:18It's a major loss.
27:19If he would brick a free throw and then you'd be like,
27:21no, that was close.
27:22It was a new clip of him saying mamala or my black brothers and sisters.
27:27Like, there was, he was, he made me laugh as much as almost anybody at this company.
27:32Yeah, Coleman hates me, apparently.
27:35When he got the job, John Rich and I were talking,
27:37because he would famously, well, I guess not famously,
27:40famously in the office, at least, to get John Rich to run down Coast 308.
27:44And we were talking, it's like, all right, the one thing that's going to bring down Coleman
27:47could be this, like, time management issue.
27:49Not that he oversleeps, but just, like, he struggles with time management.
27:53So when all this show went down, I texted Kirk.
27:55I was like, this is the one thing that we were, you know,
27:58wondering about that could happen.
28:00And then on Tuesday, I just reached out to Coleman.
28:03I like Coleman a lot.
28:04And I was like, hey, how are you hanging in there?
28:06He didn't reply back, so I'm like, oh, I bet he's pissed at me.
28:08But also, oh, Clemmer.
28:12Clemmer reached out, like, mid-week.
28:16Oh, no, no.
28:17And after I heard that he was the one, he was like, yeah,
28:19me and John Rich had, like, concerns or whatever.
28:22That stuck with me.
28:23I didn't answer him.
28:24He was, like, the one person.
28:25I was just like, fuck off.
28:27I kind of have to agree with Coleman here.
28:29You can't be the guy who sends me the text, like, oh, John Rich and I were saying.
28:33Yeah, exactly.
28:34Clemmer wants everyone to like him.
28:35Yeah, it was bullshit.
28:36Fuck that.
28:37And he went on the Kirk show and said he hates me.
28:40So that's too bad.
28:42I will say, though, I reached out, and I tweet this, but I reached out before I found out
28:46that he left a disabled person stranded for 100 minutes on a bar stool.
28:49So, you know, if I knew that he left ten cellars that high and dry,
28:52I probably wouldn't have reached out.
28:53So maybe we're seeing the real Coleman.
28:54Maybe finally, after years and years and months and months,
28:59we're seeing who the real Jack Coleman is.
29:01And, you know, maybe it's not the best guy.
29:05He said he hates me more than Jeff, though.
29:07At some point, though, you've got to learn some accountability here.
29:10The late Jack Coleman, former producer of my show and on name shows, now left us, David.
29:14I can't believe he left.
29:16I know you're going to turn on probably me, Coleman.
29:19You've already said a lot of nasty things about me in the past.
29:22I think you are a worm.
29:24Let me say that.
29:25And he hates your guts.
29:27If you were in the street and a car was coming, a truck, I would let you get run over.
29:31That's going in Coleman's hit piece.
29:33So what's it going to be?
29:34Is it going to be Business Insider, New York Times?
29:36Who's it going to be?
29:37I don't know.
29:38I've got to weigh out all the options.
29:39But, you know, we'll see.
29:41All right.
29:42We laugh, but I think it's coming.
29:43I've won Surround Marshall Season 1, Most Dangerous Game Show Season 1.
29:46You may be thinking, oh, Tom, why aren't you on this cast?
29:48Well, I'm Frank Gavick now, whatever his name is.
29:50Catch me if you can.
29:51Where I was so good at the game that then I helped make the game.
29:54So I'll still be there as a ref and general game master, executive producer,
30:01self-appointed executive producer.
30:04So, yeah, it was great being there because I think I probably would have been out early.
30:08So getting to be there all week and still feel like I was in the game,
30:11even though I wasn't watching firsthand, it was like a make-a-wish,
30:14like if I was Unreal Survivor, basically.
30:17Today's the big day?
30:18Debut, yeah.
30:19Must watch TV, bro.
30:21So you've been looking forward to this since it happened, basically?
30:25Yeah.
30:26I like watching myself on camera.
30:27I'm addicted to it.
30:29No spoilers, but what can people expect here?
30:32Fireworks.
30:33It's Surviving Barstool.
30:34Fireworks is expected.
30:36Great cast.
30:37Great cast.
30:38A lot of money.
30:39Great cast.
30:40That's all I can say.
30:41How much ZD?
30:42A lot of boxes of ZD.
30:44Have you seen any edits?
30:46Yeah, I've seen some episodes early.
30:48So we taped it two months ago or so.
30:52Saw some episodes, really good.
30:55Drama-filled, encapsulating, just like I said, theater, cinema,
31:02maybe the best content Barstool's ever done.
31:04Joey, did you catch Surviving last night?
31:06We did.
31:07What were your thoughts?
31:09My thoughts were Rhea looked so pretty.
31:11It's like I've never seen someone prettier on screen besides myself.
31:14I watch endless amounts of reality TV,
31:18so I'm hoping those skills and that knowledge I've obtained
31:22will help me in this game.
31:23I thought that Aaron Foster normally looks really hot,
31:26but I didn't like his outfit or glasses.
31:29I liked that Rico was being chaotic
31:33and a messy bottom from Staten Island,
31:36leaving clues and notes
31:38and trying to stir up some good old drag race drama.
31:41I just want to be an agent of chaos.
31:43I think there's a few agents of chaos in the game,
31:45so I just want to be an agent of chaos
31:47and fuck people up with the clues.
31:49Overall, I think it's a really good show.
31:51I think the cast is good,
31:53and I like that Ben Mintz wore a tight top.
31:56Francis Ellis is the luckiest motherfucker
31:59I have ever seen in my entire life.
32:01He finds it twice.
32:03Confessional, you may reveal this key
32:05for a chance to see what your fate could be.
32:08And then second guesses himself.
32:10That's the only thing that he fucked up,
32:12was the second guess on the pole.
32:14But the thing about old Franny
32:16is Franny gets ahead of his ski a little over his skis.
32:19Is that the term? Over his skis?
32:21Whatever. Francis is supremely confident right now,
32:23which I think is going to bite him in the ass.
32:25But overall, I mean, 10 out of 10 show.
32:28Rico off his meds.
32:30Should have probably Adderalled myself up to get my brain going.
32:33I'm debating no meds.
32:35Oh, God.
32:37Welcome to the terror chamber.
32:39Oh, yay.
32:41What kind of meds do you take?
32:43The ones to stop throwing cans at people.
32:45Gilly shitting on Wallow
32:47for being back in jail, essentially.
32:4920 years and they can't get out.
32:51laughs
32:55We got somebody with a fucking headgear on laughing at us.
32:58Now they understand how he felt
33:00when he kept going up for parole.
33:02laughs
33:04The Bussin Boys doing what the Bussin Boys do.
33:07I mean, I loved it.
33:09I absolutely loved it. When's episode 2 come out?
33:11Tonight. It's every night?
33:13It's Tuesday through Thursday for the next 3 weeks.
33:16A little break.
33:18And then they come back in January for the final 6.
33:20Wow.
33:22Dude, it's like it is up in the air right now.
33:25I mean, obviously Ben Mintz isn't going to win.
33:27You're up first.
33:28So I have to like announce who I'm voting?
33:30No, no, no. You go vote.
33:32Oh, you go write it down.
33:33Okay, where do I go? Where do I go vote?
33:35Take a left. Chuck a bra on.
33:37I feel like anyone else could win this thing.
33:40It's going to be nuts.
33:42I hope they release them just all in a row.
33:44I think Rico's clues were really smart.
33:46I was going to pay dividends for him in the end.
33:49Um, that's the main takeaway.
33:51Tough for Jerry to fall for one of those.
33:54After Rico already told him what happened.
33:56You have to let me win.
33:58I told you that.
33:59You told me the wrong thing.
34:00Well, I forgot which one I put in there because I rolled them all up.
34:03So what happened?
34:04Who found it?
34:06Me.
34:07Oh, alright.
34:08Alright. I told you from the get go.
34:11You said there was one.
34:12I got four of them.
34:14Excellent product.
34:15These editors, they work day and night.
34:17They make probably the most beautiful production I've ever seen.
34:21Obviously, Minzy not knowing how to vote was very good.
34:24Um, Tommy not knowing how to be a referee was very funny.
34:28They brought him in to be the ref and then he's too scared to be the ref.
34:31Tommy, what the fuck are you doing?
34:32Hands off the puzzle. Hands off the puzzle.
34:34I mean, they're still building over there. What are they doing?
34:36Oh, Tommy. Where's Tommy?
34:37Tommy's not doing anything.
34:39I thought Tommy's the ref. What's Tommy doing?
34:41Hey, stop doing stuff, Megan. Stop doing stuff.
34:43Tommy, can you go fucking watch them, dude?
34:45They're building, bro.
34:46They've been cheating the whole time.
34:47Who's going to listen to fucking Tommy Smokes?
34:49Respectfully, I do love you.
34:51I mean, Tommy, who's going to listen to that guy?
34:54I mean, he's buck 20 soaking wet, gets no pussy at all.
34:59There's no respect there at all. Zero respect there for Tommy.
35:02Um, Biz was very funny.
35:06Francis, very funny.
35:07Jerry, psychopath.
35:10Yeah, it's just a good show.
35:11It's perfectly casted and just a perfect show.
35:14Has to be Gilly ripping on Wallow for being in jail
35:18and then having to go back into the cage,
35:20and he's like, they can't even get him out of the cage.
35:22Gilly was so unbelievably funny,
35:25just like the cutbacks to him laying straight down in bed
35:27so high out of his mind.
35:29I blow the gas, so I'm super relaxed
35:33while everybody else is fucking up tight there.
35:35Oh my God, what are we going to do?
35:37We got to do this.
35:38I'm just like, yo, chill out.
35:41The people that's the most relaxed
35:43are the people that will win the challenge.
35:45He was like the unexpected star of the first episode for me,
35:49and I loved it.
35:50To be backstabbed immediately
35:53and be the literally first person out is heartbreaking.
35:58I can't believe how bad Caleb was at the game.
36:01I don't think he really knows how to play,
36:03respectfully to him.
36:05I'm pretty sure the way he talked to me about it afterwards,
36:07he actually thought that's how Survivor worked.
36:09You just make a bunch of alliances when you win the game.
36:12I'm disappointed at everyone.
36:14I had an alliance with the whole team.
36:17I think he thought you can't lie, respectfully to him.
36:20I just don't think he knows how it works.
36:22So that's the type of guy he is?
36:24He's a great guy. He's a good guy.
36:26I really think he thought that he would win
36:29if he just made a bunch of alliances.
36:30He used to be like, hey, me and you alliance.
36:32You say yes, then you just have a lock, stone-cold alliance.
36:34I'm pretty sure that's how he thought the game worked.
36:37Which is stunning.
36:39I think he's a very smart man,
36:41but maybe not on the walls of Survivor.
36:44We're reliving the whole thing.
36:46Reliving it is hard, I think.
36:48It's fun.
36:49I think the games are the most fun part.
36:52I hate the games.
36:53You hate the games? I like playing the games.
36:55On that big field, it was pretty sick.
36:57The games are my least favorite part.
36:58I'm so stressed out.
37:00They feel great when they're over.
37:01You were also the big puzzle. You were a puzzle person.
37:03Yes, so it's high pressure.
37:05You've got to stay calm.
37:06I give you guys credit building those three levels of that thing.
37:09You caught up pretty quick.
37:10Oh man, I'd die over that.
37:12It was so...
37:14But Gilly, though, he was not so bad.
37:18He did have good balance up until that point.
37:20And then he just kept falling on his face.
37:22I can't believe the playback didn't look as bad as it did in real time.
37:27With him eating shit face first.
37:29It's good he's wearing a helmet.
37:30No, really. We kept saying that.
37:32He was like, I don't even know what this is.
37:34And then he did a whole thing.
37:35This is divine intervention.
37:36Someone told me to put this on.
37:37I was like, yeah, probably.
37:39Because why else would you be wearing this shit?
37:41His line, what are idols?
37:42It's just all the time.
37:43Surviving Barstow?
37:44Yeah.
37:45It's been great.
37:46I mean, three episodes in.
37:50Good amount of lying, backstabbing.
37:53You know, Jerry, we got a real bad blood exit with Jersey Jerry going yesterday.
37:57Which is always good.
37:58You like to see people take it hard.
38:00It was so much fun to watch.
38:02Like I was having, you know, all my family were watching.
38:05They didn't really know what to expect.
38:06I wasn't trying to spoil it for all of them.
38:08So I was getting funny texts last night.
38:10As I'm watching my sisters text me, fuck big cat.
38:13My mom's texting me.
38:14I know what's coming, but I don't want to see it.
38:16As if I'm like actually getting killed off.
38:18We actually had a farewell party for me last night.
38:20Like a bunch of us watched Surviving Barstow together.
38:23I wore all black for my funeral.
38:25I thought it was a blast.
38:27There was a funny dichotomy between my elimination and Jerry's.
38:30Because Jerry felt really backstabbed.
38:33I sort of got backstabbed in my elimination.
38:35I did.
38:36And I didn't fully see it coming.
38:38But I knew it was a possibility.
38:40Everyone was talking about me like I was like an easy win.
38:43I was the favorite to win.
38:44Looking back, I think that narrative, that talk is funny.
38:47I wasn't very good at the game.
38:49The challenges I wasn't very good at.
38:51The scheming, the lying, the manipulating I also wasn't very good at.
38:55But I had a blast.
38:56I would like to do it again.
38:57I think if I did it again, I would probably have to play more aggressive.
39:01It's like the first time you drive in the city, you're letting people go in front of you.
39:05Because you're trying to be a nice guy.
39:06The next time you drive in the city, you got to step on the gas a little bit.
39:10I don't know if I'll get an invite back.
39:11Because I'm also not a crazy person.
39:13But I'd like to do it again.
39:14I think I was in for the right amount of time as well.
39:16Where it's like if I stayed the full week, maybe I would have lost my mind a little bit.
39:21But it didn't get to that point.
39:23I never lost my mind.
39:24I feel good.
39:25It's always good to be back in West Virginia.
39:27People forget I'm a champion in this state.
39:29A lot of people forget that.
39:31The fight was terrible, but I'm a champion in this state.
39:341-0.
39:35Undefeated, never lost.
39:37First round KO, Betts, I think.
39:39He bullied him at the weigh-in yesterday.
39:41Cut him open.
39:42Didn't even hit him, and he cut himself open.
39:44Negotiations?
39:46I said I could wait until after the holidays.
39:49But if he wants to do it now, he can do it now.
39:53I'm ready to go whenever.
39:56Should we say the number?
40:00Should we say the number?
40:01Maybe the first number.
40:03No?
40:04Yeah.
40:05How do we do it, though?
40:06He said after Christmas we'll talk.
40:08After the holidays, Thanksgiving, we'll talk.
40:10Maybe we'll just give him up.
40:14Yup.
40:26First number.
40:30It's a fluid situation.
40:33It's fluid.
40:34It's fluid.
40:35We're fluid.
40:40Terry's early to business.
40:46I mean, your performance this fall is very important.
40:52Oh, we're locking up a disc game.
40:55If that's true, we could lock him up early.
40:59Let me ask you a question, Terry.
41:02Dave locked you up.
41:04Then you have him cut over the fall.
41:06We're renegotiating.
41:08How long was your original contract?
41:10I mean, we've got to see how...
41:13You had no juice last season.
41:15Well, I wasn't fluid.
41:16Yeah, but you've got no juice.
41:19He's taking naps.
41:21He's broke.
41:22He's blown it out.
41:24Are you going to be fluid this year?
41:28I mean, if the deal gets done quicker than possibly...
41:33Well, if you're fluid, then I'm fluid.
41:35Exactly.
41:36We've got a big number.
41:37We've got a big number.
41:39I'm trying to attack that number.
41:42We've got a big number.
41:43You can't take a picture next to a jockey.
41:45It's a bad idea.
41:46That joke has already been made.
41:49So, muscle ground?
41:50Muscle ground?
41:52Phil Davis is wearing Barca Sports on his pants the rest of the summer.
41:56Oh, wow.
41:58And has a lot of real estate.
41:59He's a tall guy.
42:00Gaz sent me the picture.
42:03Instantly.
42:04He's quite literally that jockey.
42:06Gaz called in the hit and then sent me the picture knowing I would tweet it.
42:10I think it's the only time Millmore works.
42:14Millmore just waits for that.
42:17Yeah, probably was.
42:21He's got an alarm in his house.
42:23Oh, Dave took another picture with a jockey.
42:26He punched me, though.
42:27I saw, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:30Crazy.
42:31We had real bad blood at the weigh-ins and blood talk at the weigh-ins.
42:36Frank said, I bet my sugar levels are better than yours.
42:38Great shirt.
42:39There's no fan who would rather win a gold medal than an NBA championship.
42:43Maybe a mellow, man.
42:46If your team stinks, then you're never doing anything.
42:48But it's like...
42:49No, I agree.
42:50Do you want to announce your moves for France?
42:53I picked France to win a gold medal like two months ago.
42:56How long do you think people lose sleep?
42:58Basketball fans like the USA lose sleep.
43:00A second.
43:01They practice for like three weeks.
43:03It's a recreational thing.
43:06The sports that matter in the Olympics are the ones that...
43:09It's the only thing that matters.
43:11Gymnastics, track and field, basketball.
43:14Like that.
43:16If you hate LeBron, what, are you supposed to suddenly root for that?
43:19I guess I still love my country.
43:22Guilty as charged.
43:24Again, you have the benefit of your...
43:26The Bulls have been terrific.
43:28That's true, that's true.
43:29That's a very good point.
43:30If a guy just was like...
43:32The face of your franchise is getting disrespected on an international scale,
43:36I hope you'd stick up for him.
43:39If it was Zach Levine, I don't know if I would.
43:46Oh my God!
43:50He's fighting out of the red corner.
43:52Mikey Betts!
43:53Oh, he got a brawl.
43:54He got a full brawl.
43:55He's brawling the red.
43:58Mikey Betts! Mikey Betts!
44:01I don't even know what happened.
44:02That was fucking nuts.
44:04Never seen anything like it.
44:05Never seen anything like it.
44:07Football's in full gear and the best move you can make is ordering
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44:28A grip strength tester.
44:31So you put in your age, gender, whatever you identify as,
44:36and you just squeeze and it tells you how strong you are.
44:40Grip strength? I got that gorilla grip.
44:42Wait, what do I do? Squeeze?
44:44One hand squeeze.
44:48Oh!
44:50What do I stop?
44:5368!
44:5568.
44:56Is that bad or good?
44:57Well, it says weak.
44:58Oh no.
44:59I was like, gee, I got 67.
45:01Oh!
45:04No, I'm actually, like, very weak.
45:06One hand?
45:07Yep.
45:09Ah!
45:11158.2?
45:13Is that bad?
45:15That's a high score.
45:19All right, this is probably good.
45:21Can I go?
45:22What'd you get?
45:2397.6.
45:25Oh!
45:27Is that good?
45:28Yeah, that's good.
45:29I just got to angle it right, and I just got to fucking pull Hogan this bitch.
45:35Pull Hogan this bitch.
45:43116.
45:44We're approving, Kang.
45:50If I'm not the weakest person in this office, then something's wrong with this office.
45:55Are Dan doing the best that he can, though?
45:57I'm guessing it's very bad.
45:58All right.
45:59Good?
46:00Yeah.
46:01Look at that.
46:05Wow.
46:07125?
46:09Not bad.
46:10Normal?
46:11We'll take.
46:12I was the strongest of everyone in the office.
46:15Here we go, Vibs.
46:2089.6.
46:21I was pulling down hundreds yesterday, so whatever.
46:24I'm weak from yesterday's training.
46:26And everyone was like, oh my god, Vibs, like, how'd you get so strong?
46:29How are your hands so masculine?
46:32You see those calluses?
46:34Those are man hands.
46:35That's from fucking building, just building and sculpting stuff with my bare hands.
46:40The person that surprised me was Francis.
46:43Francis got first, but I thought he'd do well, but he got 158.
46:48I was a little shocked by Fights.
46:49Fights was my favorite to win at all, and he got like 117, one higher than KFC.
46:55No offense to Kevin, but he has soft, doughy hands.
46:58He doesn't have these man hands, these calloused man hands.
47:01Climmer was the least shocking thing.
47:03He got the lowest.
47:04Him and Sparky, the elevator guy, they were like, they're like the same person.
47:08My gut instinct is I don't believe it.
47:10You don't believe that they did it?
47:12No, Alex Bennett hiring a troll farm?
47:14No, it sounds crazy.
47:16It does sound crazy, but people do crazy stuff.
47:21There's a troll farm's Instagram account.
47:25On their story, they said something to the effect of Alex Bennett owes me $2,000.
47:31We're doing mean girls.
47:33We're going to mean girls, folks.
47:35Now, a troll farm is something you pay them money, and they troll whoever you want them to troll.
47:41A person who works at Barstool reached out to this troll farm, and they said,
47:49Hey, we saw Alex Bennett owes you $2,000.
47:52We're wondering who it was that they targeted.
47:58Targeted, yes, good word.
47:59And everyone in the world is assuming Kelly Keeks.
48:03That would make the most sense, yeah.
48:05And eventually it comes out, they say it's someone from KFC radio.
48:09Why would Alex harass Kenneth?
48:18Is that the theory?
48:20That's the theory.
48:22We invited them to judge the OnlyFans pageant we had yesterday,
48:26which would have been perfect for them to be in, and just ghost it on us.
48:31Yeah, so I talked to Alex today about that because I caught wind of it,
48:35because I asked if they're in the office.
48:37She said she was sick.
48:38Not really an excuse to knock it back to you.
48:42So they're done.
48:44Oh, they're done?
48:45Fire.
48:46Breaking news on Barstool Radio.
48:47Mean girls are done at Barstool.
48:50Pseudo-firing, more of a we're not going to renew your contracts
48:53that have just expired, but I also think it was the last straw
48:57whether they had contracts expiring or not.
48:59Blowing off the pageant, I think, was after all the speeches,
49:03after all the second tries, after all the encouragement
49:07and going to bat to not show up and then not even text back
49:11or even give an excuse.
49:14There's only so many times you can try.
49:16Like, if you asked me Alex Bennett's demise,
49:18Kevin would have been not even on the list, I don't think.
49:22Yeah.
49:23Climber.
49:24So the, what was it?
49:26Like, it said, like, the phrase was, like,
49:28to sprinkle a little bit of hate on KFC Radio.
49:31Like, they had their main targets, and then they decided
49:33to sprinkle a little bit of troll on KFC Radio.
49:36And then the troll company owner is the one who came forward?
49:41That seems like that would be.
49:44Yeah, that's like a CIA thing.
49:48You're real close to a KFC from your house.
49:50You can see it right across.
49:51Is it still open, or did a troll farm try to take it down?
49:58Still going.
49:59Okay.
50:00Somehow.
50:01It cannot be true.
50:02Like, Kelly, I will say this.
50:04Kelly also has to have been a target.
50:07There's no way those girls, if they decided to actually do this,
50:10to troll someone and did not put Kelly in the crosshairs.
50:14But if it was me, that is the most misplaced anger
50:18I've ever heard of in my whole fucking life.
50:20I believe this Alex Bennett story.
50:24I texted her to ask.
50:25She didn't reply.
50:26The thing that it makes no sense to me would be why,
50:30and we're talking about Alex putting a troll farm on KFC.
50:34Why KFC?
50:35So she didn't pay.
50:36Yeah.
50:37It seems like the troll army won't start trolling until you get paid.
50:40She paid up front.
50:41You pay after the troll.
50:42And she paid up front?
50:43Yeah.
50:44This is all from the Kareem Corner.
50:46They know more.
50:50I mean, you know he's deep webbed, so.
50:55I don't know.
50:56I mean, she's crazy.
50:59If anyone's thinking in the mind of a troll army troll,
51:02you would be a guy.
51:03Yeah, I think it's got legs.
51:06That's nuts.
51:07Has anyone asked her?
51:11What?
51:17I didn't even think she had an issue with KFC.
51:20That's the thing.
51:24You're a mean girl.
51:25We have a fucking mean girl working for us.
51:29Her name's Danielle Bernstein.
51:30I know her.
51:31She goes to Hampton's lot.
51:33If I'm in the Hampton's, I probably see her once a weekend,
51:36once every other weekend.
51:37Nice girl.
51:38I know her.
51:39Fine.
51:40Didn't think much of it.
51:41Alex, at one point, I guess, lived in her building.
51:44And she'd see the pictures she took.
51:48This was what?
51:49Three years ago?
51:50Saw the pictures she'd take.
51:52And then when she posted them, she'd go into her comment section
51:58and tag Photoshopped, Photoshopped, Photoshopped.
52:02Like, every time she took a picture.
52:03She lived in her building.
52:05And so, she got blocked by Danielle Bernstein.
52:08You're trolling her.
52:09I'm not trolling her.
52:10I'm just saying that she does Photoshop.
52:11What is that, then?
52:12Trolling somebody is going on and saying something that's mean.
52:15If I was like, she's ugly.
52:16Photoshopping is mean.
52:26Acquaintances with, acquaintances with, acquaintances with.
52:30Never had dinner with her in my life.
52:32I didn't say dinner.
52:33Well, that's Frank.
52:38That is true.
52:39She did troll that girl.
52:40Yeah, troll farm gate.
52:42I don't know whether to.
52:44I heard the rumor, and then when we were about to record,
52:48I heard that Kareem was like, I'm not so sure about this guy.
52:51And then after, so on the podcast, it was kind of like halfway.
52:55And then afterwards, I heard that everybody out here was like,
52:57oh, no, it's definitely fucking true.
52:59So listen, I have a lot of real haters.
53:04Always have, always will.
53:05It's been a decade plus of a lot of hate.
53:07So this is bringing sand to the beach.
53:09But the last year or so, there was enough of an uptick.
53:12I was like, what the fuck is going on?
53:14Like, no matter what I'm talking about, it's just a fucking string of hate.
53:19So what is troll farming?
53:22Troll farming is pretty much, I don't like you, Kirk.
53:24I don't like you.
53:25I could have my account.
53:26I could make a burner account that says, you know, kill yourself.
53:29You're the worst person in the world.
53:30Or I could pay like this online community sort of thing,
53:34and they will do it for me.
53:35The worst form of humanity.
53:37What the fuck is going on in the world?
53:39Does somebody make a living doing this?
53:41They say it's kind of like a hobby.
53:43It's a hobby.
53:45Isn't there like a website, like trollfarm.com,
53:47that you can actually like go to it and hire them?
53:50That's what he just said.
53:51Yeah.
53:52There's a whole, it's exactly what he just said.
53:55What the fuck is wrong with you?
53:56I don't think it's necessarily like a company company.
53:58I think it's more like a community.
54:00Anyway, go ahead.
54:01Thank you for explaining.
54:07Couldn't we just tell Jerry to put his army on it?
54:11Couldn't we do that?
54:13Or boss him.
54:21What's it called?
54:24That's actually what it's called?
54:25Yeah, look.
54:26They have packages.
54:27There's $25.
54:28You can get a retainer troll for $400.
54:31What is it?
54:32The classic troll.
54:33Come on.
54:34This is me inquiring.
54:35I'm done with this stuff.
54:36Oh, yeah.
54:37Get rid of the evidence real quick.
54:38Classic troll unhinged.
54:40You can get an unhinged troll.
54:41You want like a guy who just will say crazy shit.
54:43The classic troll unhinged.
54:45This is terrifying.
54:46I hate this.
54:47$14.
54:48You can get a prank.
54:49That's pretty cheap.
54:50A prank?
54:51I fucking hate this.
54:52Oh, no.
54:53This is awful.
54:54This is awful.
54:55Can you pay them to go after people?
54:57That's literally what they're...
54:58That's the surface.
54:59Because I think I've been targeted by these people.
55:02Oh, you think so?
55:03Come on.
55:04Maybe.
55:05Maybe.
55:06For sure, for sure.
55:07Yeah, maybe.
55:08That's weird.
55:09There's like several people saying the exact same line.
55:12It's like...
55:13That's weird.
55:14Lots of people know about me, but they didn't follow me already.
55:16So it sounds like I really have been getting trolled by these people.
55:18Someone's paying it.
55:19It sounds like it's Alex Bennett footing the bill.
55:22Yeah.
55:23And they're about to release everyone who used it and didn't pay?
55:26No.
55:27They just want their money.
55:28They just want to be paid for their services.
55:30I mean, the trolls are an exploited labor group.
55:34Is this your project?
55:35And this is your roundabout way of promoting it?
55:38No.
55:39Although I wish I thought of this first.
55:40This trolling service works quickly and does not stop until a target learns a lesson.
55:44Oh, my God.
55:45These guys rock.
55:47I hate this.
55:48I can't believe that business exists.
55:50I can.
55:51I can't.
55:52You might have been a victim to it.
55:54I probably have been, but people dedicate themselves to doing that.
55:57If it's true, scumbag move by her.
56:01But anybody who does that is like...
56:03Those people should legit be thrown in jail.
56:05The headline said they won't sleep at night.
56:08We'll teach them a lesson.
56:09That should be criminal.
56:12You should go to jail.
56:13Those people should be put to fucking death.
56:15So I don't know if we'll ever find out the truth.
56:18It makes no sense that they would come after me.
56:20I was the only person who clearly stupidly ever defended them.
56:24So if it is true to me, not only are you guys scumbags, but you're just stupid about it.
56:30Go after her.
56:31She's the one.
56:32It's like...
56:33I know.
56:34I know.
56:35My thoughts are...
56:39I'll say I'm not surprised of the thought or idea of her buying hype.
56:45I'm a little surprised about the troll thing.
56:47But then at the same time, no, I'm not.
56:49I don't know.
56:50I just figured...
56:51She probably googled how to troll people for free or how to troll people for whatever amount of money.
56:54And then this troll thing comes up and that's what's happening.
56:57I don't know if it's real or not.
56:59It sounds insane.
57:00Apparently she's not answering text messages from anybody and people are asking her about it.
57:03So that's the last I heard.
57:05I'm looking for the truth.
57:06She's a troll.
57:07She's doing it herself.
57:08She's a troll.
57:09Yeah, but she owned up to it.
57:11She was believing comments.
57:13She wasn't doing what you were doing.
57:14She was believing her real name.
57:16By the way, Jack Conn's wife.
57:19You went up to her and said...
57:21Apologized?
57:22Hi, my name's Jack Conn.
57:23I said, hello.
57:24And then he's like, this is my wife.
57:25And then he said, this is also my dad.
57:27What are you so...
57:28Dad put me in a headlock.
57:30How did that go down?
57:32When he's like, this is my wife.
57:34You're like, oh, yeah.
57:37Sorry for trying to break up the marriage and ruin your life.
57:40Nice.
57:41Did you take a picture of them hugging?
57:43I did, I couldn't believe it.
57:45She should have punched him in the nose.