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00:00Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program with Jerzy
00:11Jerry, Dan Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Beiner.
00:29Barstool Sports Advisory is week 11.
00:3211, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11, 11.
00:37We are back.
00:39We have Jerry, we have Stu, we have Ashley, and we have a very special stats department
00:45this week.
00:46It is Brandon fucking Walker in my house.
00:47It's the antichrist of fat mints.
00:48It's the antichrist of fat mints, the exact opposite of mints.
00:55What does that even mean?
00:56The antichrist of fat mints?
00:58Well, mints is the devil.
01:00Sure.
01:01He's the most incompetent, fat, slob, piece of shit, wannabe, everybody in the company.
01:07You are pure substance.
01:09Yes.
01:10Even though Mississippi State sucks and Ole Miss is great, it's independent of you.
01:16You have risen above that.
01:17Get the hell out of here.
01:18Me?
01:19Get up.
01:20He's not getting out of here.
01:21No.
01:22Get up.
01:23I don't get out of here.
01:24Oh, no.
01:25Just for a second.
01:26There we go.
01:27Just for a second.
01:28Just for a second.
01:29Mississippi State, Mississippi State.
01:30Oh, God.
01:31All right.
01:32I got something to say.
01:33Okay.
01:34Last week, Stu Finer, you came in here, and you said some horrible shit about me, saying
01:42no one likes me in the company.
01:45People run from dinners that I'm invited to with you.
01:47You invite me to every dinner.
01:49What the hell are you talking about?
01:50And the biggest thing I want to mention is you're the source.
01:53You come in here and go, oh, and five, StuFiner.com, FStuFiner.com, go to BrickWatchCompany.com,
01:59because I went eight and one, and all I'm doing is handing out winners.
02:02I'm the hottest gambler at Barstool right now, and Stu Finer, you damn sure better know
02:06you come at the King of the South, you can't miss like that.
02:10Oh, God.
02:11Oh.
02:12Oh.
02:13Oh.
02:14Oh.
02:15Oh.
02:16Shit's unacceptable.
02:17Oh.
02:18Mincy Rivera.
02:19Get your freaking mind right.
02:20He broke the camera again.
02:21He broke the camera again.
02:22Oh, he's doing push-ups.
02:23He's doing push-ups.
02:24By the way, just one point of order for Mincy.
02:28Thank you, Mincy, for defending yourself.
02:31He never, Stu never claimed that he didn't invite you to dinners.
02:34He does invite you to dinners.
02:35He was claiming that other people disinvite themselves when he invites you to dinners.
02:41Good job, Mincy.
02:42Fair enough.
02:43That's the boost king.
02:44That's the boost king.
02:45Benjamin Mintz, that's the boost king.
02:47Great referral program at DraftKings.
02:48Great referral program from DraftKings.
02:52What do you think about that, Stu?
02:55Rebuttal?
02:56Yeah.
02:57You going to say anything?
02:58You just kind of took it.
02:59Yeah, you just kind of took it, you pussy.
03:00Fuck, Stu.
03:01You know that bitch he's trying to fuck?
03:02Oh, okay.
03:03I fucked her.
03:04Oh, okay.
03:05I fucked her.
03:06Okay.
03:07And for the record, the only reason she hangs with him is so that Sam doesn't realize she's
03:16my side bitch.
03:17Okay, yeah.
03:18She likes him.
03:22Milked.
03:23Milked.
03:24Milked.
03:25And that's all I got to say.
03:29I do think he got a little confused there because he was like, you invite me to every
03:33dinner.
03:34I don't think you ever said different.
03:35You do invite him to every dinner.
03:37I invite him to dinner and then like people that are higher up in the company than him
03:42that don't get paid like a weekly contract because he's so insecure and so inadequate
03:47and so incompetent and so untrustworthy like Brandon Walker, who has a five year, 10 million,
03:5420 million dollar contract that just keeps going up.
03:56Throw a lot of numbers out there.
03:57By the way, I don't want to hear no shit.
03:58This douchebag's getting paid a million dollars a year.
04:02A million.
04:03Don't ever donate money to his live stream.
04:06Nothing.
04:07Don't ever buy shit from him.
04:09He gets paid a million dollars a year.
04:11Gets paid more than Hank.
04:13More than Quigs.
04:15Come on.
04:16Okay.
04:17Okay, don't feel bad for this crackhead, okay
04:21All right, so Stu that was a good start. I I still enjoy mincey, but what are you gonna do?
04:27Oh, listen, I love mince
04:31Are they done now with him?
04:33If that's I want my other friends to come if I have all a brandy to come
04:39Come okay, no, I will not go you know, yeah the drunk right low life
04:47Thief mincey from way back exactly. Like I don't know ten year ago crackhead
04:52JJ sure, although I would kill every one of your friends with love and I have I have a gun license
04:59I'm allowed to shoot them with an Uzi
05:03Fucked you by the way, yeah didn't invite you to the Halloween party. Yeah, that still sticks in my craw
05:08Really that hurts me. It's one of the things you've written that I actually believe in right?
05:14I cried he can't write. No, he wrote it. I wrote on Twitter. Oh
05:20That's what he hates Halloween, yeah
05:22Wait around for the invite never came. I thought you thought they did crack. I thought you meant
05:28No, we stopped this feelings doing crack. I'm not outing Halloween. Yeah, what do you wrote? It's true
05:34It's what he wrote. I thought you I thought you meant a blog Jerry's never blog. No, no, you didn't you have a computer?
05:40Well, I have a computer, but I don't know to get in it
05:44Okay, let's get to some pics we got a start
05:47Whoa with the ice-cold pick of the week Jaeger Meister's best me ice-cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit day
05:54Cold don't wait for your friends to order a round of drinks call the shots and order a round of ice-cold Jaeger Meister shots
06:00Jaeger Meister is the best shot to celebrate with win or lose check Jaeger Meister out a bar bar stool
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06:13White Plains, New York do
06:15You could pick any of these. Yes, you called me a sucker for taking the Broncos Broncos almost won outright, correct?
06:22Okay, you did you said mortgage your house responsibly on the Giants?
06:26They lost outright as five and a half point favorites
06:28You then told me to take the Jets double mortgage my house throw it in a junk bond do all that
06:34That lost out right you were horrendous you were oh and five
06:38What do you say to the people that think you're the source?
06:42Well, first of all, um, I want to say something. Yeah, I did not lose the giant game
06:49Didn't lose it you lost
06:52Yeah, you lost it twice Daniel Jones lost it
06:55If you watch that game like I did if you rewound every play like I did
07:01Daniel Jones is
07:03Choking in front of our eyes. It's one of the greatest meltdowns ever in the history of giving someone 160 million dollars
07:10So I put my faith in a professional quarterback
07:15That was fabulous at Duke that has a photographic memory. No, what no, so
07:21That has a brain of Einstein that is just choking
07:25His penis and his balls are shriveling up into his body that if you pull down his pants, it would look like a
07:34Actually, I'm
07:35responsible for
07:37Before the game is being played
07:40To pick the game you bet on Daniel Jones and I believe in him, but why?
07:45Because I like him as a friend. I know him personally knows family personally
07:49I know a girlfriend that he used to be with personally. I'm not gonna say how personal but yes
07:54Um, and I really he's off
07:58Camera in practice. He knows everything when the game starts he chokes
08:03It's one of the rare circumstances in life so that an a-plus-plus personality becomes a C-minus
08:10But furthermore, okay, I went oh and for not only five
08:14Oh, I'm sorry giants twice. Oh, it should be counted. It was your mortal own five. I understand, but it should be counted ten times
08:20I'm not saying that I
08:22Measure my success not by the week
08:26Not by the month not by the year. I measure my success by the decade
08:33No, no, no by the decade. I have
08:382,000 paying customers per week in football. I have
08:42300 unique individuals that pay me per week now whether I go oh and five or five
08:47Whether on the show so far I'm struggling only five wins four losses and a push on my mortals last year
08:54I was nine nine the push two years ago as 15 wins four losses and two pushes, okay
08:59I've had years where I've gone 90% on the show
09:02I've had years I've gone 20% on the show, but I measure my success by the decade. It's not the week month a year
09:08I've done this 46. Yeah, I've grinded out games for 46 years when I lose for you
09:13How you deal with losing is equally as important as how you get out winning when you come at me and you say
09:20Disgusting things abusive things before I block you
09:24Before I hide in block you before I eliminate you from my social media and media positive universe
09:30I just need you to own
09:33Don't ever bet over your head. I have millions of dollars. He's being paid millions of dollars
09:38He's got almost a quarter of a billion dollar. Okay, let's so we
09:42When we bet within our means Dave Portnoy can win 10 million to move 10 million doesn't matter
09:47So the point becomes I measure my success by the decade decade if you were with me since 1989
09:53Yeah, here's the bottom line. You could be up a ton of money
09:57You should be down a ton of money or you could be dead even depending upon when you actually play with me
10:03But
10:06Control of a system that has worked for 46 years
10:10Any week any month? Yeah in any year JJ?
10:13Yeah, it could be like a roller coaster higher low. You're the stock market. So that's what I'm saying. Yeah
10:18Yeah, look if you look at the macro you've been up when Warren Buffett when Donald Trump when Elon Musk
10:26Wants to bet a game for big money and who they call they don't call you they don't call you they don't call you
10:32They don't call that fat slob Ben Mince
10:36Who almost took the company down twice? They don't call him. They laughed at him. He's a buffoon
10:42They call me. So the bottom line is this bring on the hate
10:46Oh
10:51Missing you miss my great content independent of my games. So here's what I'm gonna do this week
10:57I'm gonna do the best I can do. Okay, I'm gonna do the best I can do and that's the bottom
11:02Okay, great. Well said good good good speech. Thank you stock market
11:06If you look at the macro, it's up over over decades
11:09I didn't look at the week literally exactly the stock market crashed ten times
11:14But if you had your money in the bank on the stock market, you're up, you know
11:1810,000 percent on your money you'd be like buying real estate. It always wins
11:22I always win eventually eventually most of the time some of the time very small amount of time
11:28Yeah, but I am always here. I give games I face the music. I
11:34Am in front of your eyes. I am telling you right now go fuck yourself. Yeah, no, no, no
11:39And that's really how I feel Stu Feiner and by the way always wins eventually eventually sometimes sometimes now next week
11:46I'm not gonna be on the show. Why? Yeah, my son John Allen the heir apparent to the throne
11:52Yeah been training MMA for five years. So fucking dangerous can kick you in your face. You wouldn't even know what fucking hit you
11:57Yeah knows everything about sports played division one soccer played division one lacrosse is great at everything up everything
12:05He's gonna take my place next week because
12:07Wait, so you can't I will be in Washington DC next week
12:13Donald Trump has reached out to me really
12:17Department of Sex Education
12:20Explain why it's not the 15 15 30. It's not the 69 favorite number for your position. It is
12:28Simplistically what will be taught in school?
12:32Yeah, throw out the past revisionist history by these liberals throw out actual gut level
12:39Bottom-line history throw it out what needs to be taught in school and I got got a little voice with him because I got him
12:44on the phone
12:45Congratulated. Yeah, he said that I possibly could meet him at the UFC 309 on Saturday. It's me
12:53It's Frank the tank. Happy birthday Frank the tank. Although this will be after your birthday
12:57Jenks and Mikey Betts, we were supposed to meet with Dana White Joe Rogan and Donald Trump. That was guaranteed
13:04Oh through Robbie Fox. Yes. Yes
13:08What does he know?
13:11We're going to know what nobody knows who big you know, what big cat is the Madison Square Garden big fat cat like one of those
13:17Siamese cats that's that they don't give a fuck
13:21Of sex
13:24This is independent of the
13:27Meeting. Okay. Well the
13:29Education is not two different things. Yeah going in two different world. Okay, so I
13:34Don't think we're gonna be able to meet now
13:36We're not gonna be vetted to meet the president
13:38But we're still gonna be Dana White and Joe Rogan me tank Jinx and Mikey Betts
13:43UFC 309 Michael Chandler team Chandler. I love you. Okay. God bless you. May God be with you. So next week
13:50The point is let me wrap this up. Okay sex education men
13:55Obviously, it's a male world. We know where women sit
13:58They sit. Okay men stand women sit Donald Trump's the president new world order
14:06Women control the world with the V with the V. Shout out V. Shout out V. Shout out V
14:11So to combat women's power over us
14:15Men need to be taught at a young age in school
14:20Lost I've lost the show. I've lost the garden sex education. Sure. I'm your sex
14:32So, so what are you gonna teach kindergartners?
14:35I
14:49Have officially lost the show. Let's bring it back on the road. Let's bring it back on the road
14:54There's a pic show stew. There's a pic show. Remember that your pic stink, but it's a big show
14:5980% of the show on this show is performance. It's fun. It's laughter
15:04Even when I went 15 foreign to they said Stu you're the greatest ever greatest show ever greatest season ever
15:09We only want you to make a greed
15:11Agreed but we got it. We got to bring it back on the road for a second. I don't think so
15:16Okay, we'll maybe do an episode where it's just you
15:19Well next week I'm not gonna be here
15:21I
15:28Must run the country you don't think run the whole country run the world first
15:34Putin first for the Kim Jong-il first game
15:38Kim Jong-il first game great game Ravens at Steelers
15:43Steelers are plus three over under is 48
15:46Ashley the weather in Pittsburgh on Sunday in Pittsburgh, it'll be 56 degrees and cloudy. Okay
15:55Brandon I'd like a stat. Yes
15:57I have a stat the underdog in this game is 25 8 and 3 in the last 36 matchups and Mike Tomlin is
16:0426 and 3 as a home underdog kind of look like Christian Bale from Newsies. Do I yeah, I never saw Newsies
16:10Really? Nope great movie. Okay, ah Christian Bale and
16:14Brand you have nothing in common. They look exactly what he just said. We looked alike. They look exactly
16:19Listen ghost, you don't know you don't know the comparison. I know what Christian Bale like him
16:23He looked dead at me and said we looked alike. All right this game
16:27Jerry, I'll start with you. It's the Steelers. Russi has been phenomenal. I apologize to you. Thank you. Ah
16:34This is a big game though, this is the biggest the biggest game this is the game that will
16:40propel the Steelers to
16:43Contenders
16:44You don't think they're contenders right now. I think they are right on the line of contenders
16:49Really? Yes, I think they're right on the line. I think they're there. Listen. There's not many contenders in my mind five
16:55There's the Lions. There is the Chiefs the Bills and the Ravens and you put the Steelers. They're on the line. Oh
17:04Okay, so you got your four then this is a contender goes Steelers Packers are on the line
17:09Packers Eagles on the line Oh Eagles. Yeah Eagles on the line. There's a couple teams on the line
17:15This is the game though. Jerry. Yeah, this is the game you become a for real for real contender. Oh, yeah, so
17:23What do you got? I'll take it away from here. Um
17:27Since Lamar Jackson has been the league has been pretty good, right?
17:30Yeah, really good couple MVPs. Um working on his third if you were to ask me ask me a question say, uh
17:35Jerry how does Lamar play against the Steelers? Okay, Jerry. How does Lamar play against the Steelers? Oh, Stu. Thanks so much
17:42Lamar has the worst pass rating
17:45against any team in
17:47The whole NFL, you know what team it is the word Bengals. No Oh
17:52George's dealers 62 point something his last eight games against the Steelers
17:57He only played in six of those but he's two and four Wow
18:00He's bad against the Steelers really bad fumbles a lot a lot of turnovers
18:03I
18:04I know this is gonna sound crazy. I
18:08Think the Steelers gonna beat the Ravens I
18:12Think by the end of this season Russell Wilson will be in the MVP
18:16Category because I think the Steelers have a chance to run the table. I really do. I think he's better than Lamar Jackson
18:21He's proven last year. He's beaten Josh Allen. He's beaten Pat Mahomes last year
18:25Why can't he beat Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson his dog shit against the Steelers?
18:28I like the Steelers plus three and I also like the over in this game. Whoa, I know it's weird right that over 48
18:34That's a big number. These games are usually decided by like three points, but I think it's like
18:402730 Highsmith. What's his Wow Highsmith out her her big
18:45Possibly in okay, but we had a Preston Smith. How long is Highsmith out for two to three weeks? Okay, okay
18:51That's big. That's very big. It's big. You know what they're gonna do Patrick Queen former Raven. He's the spy
18:57Okay, he's the spy goes Lamar. Exactly. No very far and who's Brendan?
19:02What a stat that was Mike Tomlin at 26 and 3 home dog. Wow, that's pretty crazy. He said that no 20
19:106 and 3. Oh
19:13They said 26 and 3
19:17That's good
19:20That's still good though 20-6-3 great stat though
19:27Would you agree with me though?
19:29Yeah, Peyton Manning say the Steelers went out
19:35You couldn't say Russell Wilson MVP, right? Yeah, if you beat them are you I'd say whatever you want
19:40Whatever you want literally can say whatever you want
19:43That's true. Stu 26 and 3
19:47I don't
19:49Mmm, I don't want to ruin your day
19:51Well, you tried last week and didn't work because you picked the commanders, but you can pick the Ravens correct Mike Williams
19:57unbelievable catch very good Russell Wilson read the play audible the only reason Mike Williams is in this because I think one of you receive
20:03It's got hurt and they put him in and it was the only package. He knew was it down and out?
20:06Yeah, go route. Yes. Um, I don't want to ruin you your day your week your month your season. Mm-hmm
20:13This will be the last week Russell Wilson start hmm, but why
20:18He's three. No, I think that will be because of his own. Yeah, I think he's saying injury. No
20:25How do you do don't how do you stop
20:29How do you stop Russell Wilson right now? Good. Now the man is a juggernaut
20:34The man should have had two Super Bowl wins
20:37But choked in one of them
20:41He didn't choke there's a terrible play call. Oh, he wasn't a play. What do you mean?
20:45You should have thrown it should have thrown it into his stomach should have ran the ball to his outside corner
20:50Patriots, uh
20:52Knew the play in practice and they beat it, but it be that as it may be that as it may
20:57Russell Wilson has the discipline of a god of a king because when he was engaged to his girl, there was no sex
21:03Do you remember that? Yeah, remember I'm saying that remember you have done that
21:07No, big cat. Could you have done?
21:10Could you have done that? Oh, I did it for decades
21:13no sex
21:15Yeah, but no no, no, but that's because your wife or the woman you were with said no
21:19I'm talking let's say if she said yes, would you have? Oh, no, I couldn't have done that
21:23You couldn't do that, right? Neither could I okay. So here's the point of this conversation
21:28The way to eliminate the Pittsburgh Steelers is eliminate Russell Wilson. He's
21:34actually
21:35the spear that runs the team and
21:38he will be on his back and
21:41He will be by the third quarter
21:44watching the game on the sidelines with his head like this going as
21:46As Justin Fields those three picks now the Ravens are gonna go into it's not even called Heinz Field anymore
21:54What's a hacker? Sure. Acker. Sure. What actually is that insurance?
21:59Well, thank does he thank God he has insurance because he's gonna need it because this season is over and I'm saying
22:06His career is over over. Okay over so we're going to lay this number
22:13All day twice on Sunday the Ravens are going to the Super Bowl
22:18hmm, the Ravens are gonna beat the Bills and beat the Chiefs when it counts and
22:24Probably beat the Detroit Lions because as we saw the Lions have no defense. Mm-hmm
22:29Well the Ravens in this statement in this game
22:32Will show that they're the best team ever in the history of the NFL better than any team that's ever played ever
22:39I'm all-in on Baltimore. I'm all-in on the Ravens
22:43Let's go Ravens. I love it. Okay, my pick is simple here
22:4826 and 3 20 26 and 3 3 listen
22:52This is a game that will be hard fought. These two teams will play smash mouths football
22:57It is going to take the you take the underdog in these games. No matter what you just do it. Don't care
23:02Yeah, don't just take the three points forget it. Put it away. That's the winner
23:07Okay, Stu's a fucking idiot. He went on five last week. Let's do the next game Falcons and Broncos
23:13Falcons at Broncos Broncos minus two and a half over under is 44. I will start with you Brandon
23:18Let me have a stat. Yes, Sean Payton
23:21The Broncos coach is 21 dash 10 dash 1 against the spread went on a two game or longer losing streak
23:29Okay, we'll say it again
23:31Tommy wrote this stat Sean Payton is 21 10 and 1 against the spread went on a two game or longer losing
23:38Okay, good step Brandon Ashley weather in Denver on Sunday in Denver. It'll be a 52 degrees chance of rain
23:45I love it. I love it. Uh
23:48This is the Broncos. I know that these guys might disagree. This is the Broncos
23:52Here's the reason why this is the Broncos why Broncos hmm can get pressure on the quarterback Kirk Cousins is a good quarterback
23:58He's also old with a pocket with a pocket he's old he's got you know, the Achilles he's played well this year
24:05But this is the Broncos the Broncos. I think the way they lost that game
24:10to the Chiefs with the block field goal, this is a
24:14Nut check. This is a gut check. This is a everyone in the locker room rally around the team type of game for the Broncos
24:22They come out with their hair on fire
24:24They're gonna win this game outright and they're gonna cover the two-and-a-half easy
24:28Jerry, I was gonna ask that question like doesn't it seem
24:33You're in a game like that against the Chiefs so close you lose on a fucking block field goal at the end of the game
24:39What do you think they just come out and get blown out the next week? No, no opposite opposite the Broncos. All right
24:44Okay, I'll take the Broncos. Okay Stewart
24:47Shout out John LA. Mm-hmm. Shout out Gary Kubiak. Mm-hmm
24:52Mm-hmm
24:54Shout out Sean Mecklenburger. Mm-hmm. That wasn't his name. Mm-hmm. What was his name?
24:59Carl shout out call Mecklenburg. It was his younger son that I knew. Okay calls the father sure calls the football player. Okay
25:07So why you stepping on me? Yeah, why you make him look stupid the wrong name? No, I was trying to help you
25:12Google it right now. What's call son's name Sean, but you were talking about football player
25:15I was talking about a son that I knew and I was gonna lead in but you stepped on me. Sorry. Sorry
25:19Did you it's okay. All right. I love you next Wednesday. Do you want to come to dinner and I won't ask mince
25:28Yes, done mince. Guess who's not going to dinner you you you you you
25:35What's the pick?
25:38There's only one pick here and it is an earthquake am I allowed to break this no, okay, and it is an earthquake
25:50Oh
26:02My
26:04Stop doing it close to everyone do it over there over there. It's over there
26:11You're gonna kill someone
26:14Okay, that one is bad not pointless Hank
26:18It makes the show better because it's dangerous and one of these pieces of glasses could go through your eye
26:23And that is why the show is great. You don't know what's gonna happen. It's so unpredictable. It is not scripted
26:31It's not liberal
26:33made up
26:35Let's go
26:38It's dangerous Hank people like the danger. All right last game before we take a break
26:44Seahawks at 49ers 49ers are six and a half over under 49 and a half the Seahawks coming off a bye
26:50They need a win very badly
26:53Ashley what's the weather in Santa Clara on Sunday? We've got 60 degrees a little bit of sprinkly rain
27:01Sprinkly rain, I like it
27:04Let it rain let it rain let it rain let it rain
27:09Yes, they kept in the last 34 games with a road team coming off a bye the under is 27 and 7
27:17Okay, Stuart
27:19The Niners have simply not got it together yet. I mean, I think they're five and four right now, right?
27:24Is that their record? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I think two years ago. They were five and four and three years ago
27:29They were four and five
27:30So if you don't think the 49ers could run the table and represent the NFC in the Super Bowl again, you're dead wrong
27:36You're dead wrong. You're dead wrong now
27:38It's gonna take a little time because they're so not healthy yet
27:41But I think Brock Purdy will get it together and just smack the Seahawks all day twice on Sunday. I'm laying the number
27:46I'm laying the number. I'm laying the number. Okay, Jerry. I'm gonna take the Seahawks. Yeah, I'm gonna do the Seahawks in this game. Um, I
27:53Don't know man, you know Smith one week. He looks terrible another week. He looks pretty good
27:58It's just a tough game division game really tough. I'll take the dog here. Also take a DK Metcalf touchdown. Oh my god. Yeah
28:04Yeah, I like that DK. Also, I want to apologize to DK. I want to say I'm sorry. I deleted the message, but I do apologize
28:12There was rumors DK to Pittsburgh. Yeah
28:14Rumors starting from I asked yes. Well, okay. No, no multiple people. Okay. I said Eric
28:20I said Eric you're friendly with him shoot him a text message. He said Jerry I can't do that
28:24It's commander's week for Steelers Eric meaning who PFT won't say PFT. No one know who's Eric PFT. I asked PFT shoot a message
28:30He said no, I can't do that. It's commander's week and sewers. I don't want DK on the sewers fair. No problem
28:35I go to message DK and I sent the message. I said DK you look great in this
28:40Remember that picture I put it up DK in the Pittsburgh uniform. I tweeted him that picture
28:43I also messaged him on Instagram that picture and I sent the picture to him
28:47You look great in these colors and then the previous I seen the previous message and I call them
28:54So, I apologize DK Metcalf, I didn't mean that I unsent the message and deleted it and I don't remember why I said that
29:02But he must have did something bad. Yeah, okay, so I apologize. I apologize to DK Metcalf
29:09I've lost the show. I have no control
29:13It's one of those fucking Elon Musk driverless cars
29:17I'm just sitting in wait. All right, that's gonna be I'm sitting in the backseat. Just hoping we don't crash
29:22That's what this show has become what you did this morning what you woke up, but it ain't woke
29:27What you woke up, but it ain't whoa
29:30New world order and it ain't whoa. Okay. I woke up. Okay, wake up
29:35Cuz it I kind of wish I didn't wake up this morning. All right, let's take a break
29:39We come back. We got two more games
29:42after this
29:44Okay
29:52Last week as advertised closed so strong with the Texans and under Texans and under
29:59Texans and under Sunday night parley of the year
30:02Then I came right back on Monday with the Dolphins and under Dolphins and under Dolphins and under and just to spice it up
30:11Kentucky out right over Duke on Tuesday night now this week as advertised. Here we go
30:17Three best bets that I absolutely love three and oh three and oh three and oh
30:24Responsibly three human locks three burials three blowouts and I'm not charging thousands not charging hundreds
30:32Only sixty nine dollars. That's right
30:35$69 favorite number
30:37Favorite position get over to Stu fighter calm pay me 69
30:42I'm going three and oh three and oh three and oh Stu finder calm. All right
30:49this play is
30:52Strong right? We got a slot over here. This is the Z receiver
31:00That's not how you do it the fullback goes to the right so does the tailback
31:05Spider to the Y runs a banana route
31:10Does it look like a banana to you guys? Yeah, exactly. You guys want to learn some football? Yeah, seriously, do you?
31:16Yeah, all right. Let's pound a rock. Let's go. We could go man. Let's go
31:25And that's where I want the ball thrown knock on wood if you're with me everybody
31:29Thank you
31:34Arsenal Sports Advisors the big one the big game on Sunday
31:39Everyone's looking forward to this game Chiefs at Bills
31:42Bills are two-point favorites at home. The over-under is 46 and a half. I'm so excited for this game
31:49Let's see. These two Titans go at each other
31:53Actually, the weather is very important in this game for my pick
31:56In Buffalo, it's gonna be 48 degrees chance of rain chance of rain
32:01Brandon very simple Patrick my homes is 12 1 and 1 against the spread as a dog in this career
32:06Oh, I gotta just do it. I gotta do it Josh Allen. No, I got I'm so sick of losing money
32:13Every time I bet Patrick, I know he's your friend. All right, I'll take the over over 46 and a half
32:18Friend bet that's a friend bet. That's a friend bet respect respect friend bad respect bad respect bad respect
32:24I'm tell over I'm taking the bills. I don't care. I'm taking the bills. I I'm not saying the Chiefs are frauds
32:29No, they're not frauds with Patrick Holmes at quarterback. But the way they're winning these games, it's crazy
32:34It's not gonna last their luck's gonna run out. I'm taking the bills
32:37Lay the number bills. Um, she's a 10 and oh nine. I know. Oh, they're nine, you know
32:44That a buyer ready, yeah, that would be a by Stu and they actually should be six and three
32:49Okay, but they're not enough, but they should be six and three
32:52Okay, if if if and buts were candy and nuts every day would be Christmas. I like that line
32:58Yeah, thought thought he farted but he shouldn't his pants. Yeah, if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle
33:04And I would still lick your aunt's balls. Okay, but it would be my uncle's I wouldn't care. Okay
33:09But it would be my uncle's I wouldn't care, okay
33:14I'm gonna take the bills on a money line. Mm-hmm. Well, whoa. No, you're gonna get minus two
33:19It says bills minus 130 here. Yeah, but you're gonna take a minus to take the spread
33:25Show, you're not allowed to use the money line. No
33:30Pills minus two when I give the game out of my service, it's gonna be a money line. I'm being handicapped here
33:36We're gonna lay the two
33:40I
33:41Don't know what world we're living in here. It's a pic show. They're allowed to use ten props certain props
33:48russie-sussie
33:51Bill's mafia. I don't understand what's going on here. Bill's mafia. Look at me in the eyes
33:55This is Stu mafia
33:58Talking to Bill's mafia now I sat down
34:01With Dawn's in the 70s in the 80s. Okay, Carlo Gambino
34:06Lived in South, Massapequa. Mm-hmm. I lived in North, Massapequa
34:12Carlo Gambino called me Stewie the Jew
34:16Stewie the earner. Okay. Oh, I've been to 20 sit-downs
34:20So when you talk money bills mafia it ain't about jumping off my van on a table with
34:28mustard and hot dogs and gabagol and jumbo goal and
34:32Tomato is it gravy? Is it sauce? I have been in the underbelly of the real mafia world
34:39I've sat with captains. They've watched me eat and they said I've never seen a Jew eat so much in their lives
34:45I've had expressos with murderers. I
34:50Met Vinny the fish who did 17 years and got out of jail for 10 murders and he hugged me and he kissed me on
34:57The cheek. He said Stu you're a Jew. You're a good earner for this company
35:01And I am still on the street
35:06Protected. Yeah, I'm a made man. You're a made man
35:10Made man, so Bill's mafia. Look me in the eyes
35:13The Chiefs are dead
35:16They're more day
35:18They're dead
35:20Buffalo Bills all day twice on Sunday, so
35:24everything
35:26Responsibly down for your life. Oh
35:30Responsibly. Okay for your career
35:33responsibly is on the still mafia bills mafia game of
35:41What word I
35:43Like time, I don't know. No, we have to a new you game of our thing
35:48the costa, Nostra game of
35:51War is dead
35:54Dead woke game of our lives
35:59Mafia
36:00mafia
36:01Carlo Gambino mad respect that the Godfather was named after was really portrayed after I hung with Carla
36:08You did it. Yeah, I knew Carla you did it. So Bill's mafia. Look me in the eyes
36:13No mafia bills mafia. Shout out. It's all alright
36:17So Stu has bills minus to Vinny the fish shout out we're gonna go to the last game Sunday night football
36:26I'll start Vinny the fish is so good Brandon Sunday night football Bengals at Chargers
36:33Joe burrow is 13 and 3 against the spread on the road after a loss
36:37And he is 19 and 10 against the spread as an underdog
36:41Okay, Ashley whether it's in the dome, but I still want to know the weather in sunny, Los Angeles in LA
36:47It'll be 58 degrees with clear skies. Okay, I'm gonna go go ahead. No go you go. Okay, Ashley
36:55It's your show still. She's a mate. I mean, she is. Yeah, she's amazing. She should have thrown the football yesterday
37:00She's amazing. Oh another cat. All right, this is three in a row three in a row three sitch on three's a charm
37:07This game's simple to me this game is simple
37:10I'm gonna take Chargers money line minus 130. Love that. Yes. Love that. I like money
37:17I like the money line Chargers. I do minus 130. I like that
37:24It easily slide into your spot a lot easier than fucking day port noise
37:35At least he's an athlete
37:39He's only good from the waist down, okay Chargers waist down his legs and his ass are phenomenally strong
37:45He's got great, but from the waist up. I mean, can I ask something speaking of Eric speaking of PFT?
37:50Is he an albino?
37:52No, no, why is his skin so whiter than fuck? I don't know. I think he looks great. I think he looks great
38:00He might be an albino
38:01Chargers might have got like an opaque disease Chargers minus one and a half
38:06Take care of that forget about your hair PFT your skin look that here's I think he should call Donald Trump and get some of that
38:13Spray tan Chargers minus one and a half together PFT Chargers defense is elite, right?
38:19Justin Herbert's playing some great ball. He is Jim Harbaugh's got them. Did you see the the the clip?
38:24He's everyone high five. He just high fives
38:28High five high five high five high five
38:30I'm a great coach charge. You said he was yeah, I know he is beginning of the year
38:34He said he was gonna have a great year. He was gonna not surprising to you
38:37No Chargers might want to have Jerry Bengals plus one and a half. Okay, I think their looks gonna run out a little bit
38:42The Chargers, there's no luck. They have the best defense is really good, but just walk is not defense JJ
38:49Listen, you can't see sussy is locked. No, it's not. Oh, yeah. It's lock. You're better. They're just they're all
38:55Isn't that good? Okay
38:57Stu yes, sir. You're a coward. So don't give us a pick. Okay, here we go
39:01Here we go
39:02You know what you do when you go on fuck you wash it away
39:05It's behind you because I measure my success by the decade
39:08What did I do Sunday night where everybody was down a ton of money Sunday night where everyone was buried Sunday night?
39:15What everybody was looking for grasping for air. I hit the parlay
39:20Yeah, I had Texans and under Texans and under Texans and under then what did I do Monday?
39:24I came right back with the parlay Dolphins and under Dolphins and under Dolphins and under then what did I do Tuesday?
39:31I gave your Kentucky over Duke Kentucky over Duke. So listen, I'm on fire
39:36I'm on a roll. Don't listen to the fake news the woke news. It's dead. It's done
39:42Donald Trump owns this world Elon Musk runs the world and Stu finer runs the world Stu mafia
39:48Bills mafia, let's go. First of all, three best bets favorite number favorite position at Stu finder comm
39:57310,000 dime best bets plus Sunday night parlay of the year side total parlay side total poly two separate purchases
40:05Stu finder calm Stu stop laughing Stu finder die. Shout out. It won't dead
40:11Stu finder calm
40:14All right, Stu, thank you very much
40:17We'll be back right now with our mortals back right after this Barstool sports advisors
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42:08Okay mortal time I am the mortal king so far this year I'm six and four I gave you the Eagles last week
42:14That was a laugher
42:16Stu you had the Giants that was not good. What was yours Jerry? I had Falcon Falcon bad not good
42:23Here's my mortal and it's easy. I
42:26Gave you
42:28Maybe not on this show, but I gave everyone
42:31Well that you're gonna laugh at that you of all people are gonna laugh at that
42:37I
43:03Told you the Darren Rizzi would get those guys fighting I bet the Saints on Sunday
43:07They won outright Darren Rizzi interim head coach. He does a great job. He moved around the locker room got everyone going
43:16Here's the thing though. It's only one game. I know interim head coach. I know I am the interim head coach whisper
43:22I knew when they hired that guy he had a game
43:25He doesn't have two games and the Browns were on a buy and everyone forgot about the Browns and the last we saw the Browns was
43:31Jameis Winston throwing a billion picks the Browns are gonna win that game plus one Browns going to the Saints plus one mortal Jerry
43:39Love that your pick was easy my picks very hard
43:42But I want to make a promise to the people because I've been letting the people down a lot
43:45What's your little record by the way probably bad? No no no
43:49Okay, so what is it two and five one more time two and five yes, so I've been letting the people down
43:55So my morals gonna be a little hard, but you're gonna make some money though, okay?
43:59And there's only one person I could trust any everybody else. I pick they all lose. They all fuck me
44:03You know who doesn't fuck me Russ don't fuck me Steelers money line. Oh, no spread
44:09Steelers money line this is two picks is it to pay well you have the Steelers plus three and yeah
44:14I have a money, but I have the money line is the mortal though. That's the mortal yes
44:17I believe in rusty. I think he's a better quarterback than Lamar Jackson. I'll say it if nobody's gonna say it
44:21Yeah, no, I'll say it. No no one and I think and I think Sierra is the best performer Beyonce can kick rocks
44:27She's a
44:29She's she's a I mean that's a fact, but it's not a fact maybe maybe not to you, but I've been reading tick-tock
44:35It's a fact. I'll take rusty every day of the week. Give me Stewart's money line. Okay, Stu finish this off mortal
44:41Five four one is my mortal record on the show this year nine nine in one last year
44:48fifteen four and two two years ago
44:51Texans and under last Sunday night Monday night Dolphins and under two parlays in a row
44:57Did you give that out on the show?
44:59Kentucky on my Stu Fonda show yes. Oh, you don't allow me to do
45:03Um cuz don't pay me okay um we do pay you Tuesday
45:07You do pay me with fabulous commercials that I write a million six a year
45:10Let me say for the record I do write a million six, but the pressure is I have to win
45:14Yeah, or I have to lose and deal with
45:16Also, Kentucky out right over Duke, yes
45:20Who's the hottest on the show me? I just shared my record
45:26On this show okay on this show can I explain life is my show okay, you're right you're right
45:32That's a good point. Thank you counterpoint. Thank you um
45:37My son went to Buffalo University
45:39I know Buffalo like the back of my hand. I know Buffalo like the back of my hand
45:43University I know Buffalo like the back of my hand. I know Canada like the back of my hand I lost
45:49700,000 at those
45:50Casinos that hustle you I didn't know that until after Dana White shared it got level that it's a scam
45:55I didn't know that I got taken for a lot of money
45:57I was wondering why I lost 36 hands in a blackjack
46:00And I never hit a roulette number and I kept crapping out on the dice table now. I know I got hustled
46:05I got hustled now. It's similar to how this show hustles Stu finer. I wanted to give Buffalo on a money line
46:12They wouldn't allow me now is it because I'm Jewish. I mean although big cat is a fake Jewish human
46:18It's not raising his kids Jewish. They will not be bar mitzvah
46:21But now that thank you God
46:25Donald Rumsfeld yeah is running the place now. He loves Donald Rumsfeld loves
46:29I don't even know who that is he's running is he's running it like Israel is now back with the United States
46:34It's a Donald Trump, so that's my point so
46:37Jewish people are no longer second-class citizens on this show
46:40I am though cuz I want to be a Buffalo money line. They wouldn't let me
46:43my mortal
46:46Bill's Mafia
46:47Stewie's Mafia
46:49We're all in the non woke game of the year is the bills am I allowed to use a money line? Yeah, go ahead
46:55Thank you. Thank you
46:58God bless you god bless you Z. Gazane may God be with you
47:01Oh my first two lines of my half told when I was 13 where I became a man
47:04Va Tasha Diva Ra
47:07Uvarach Benovino I'm by Yom, HaHul a more
47:12Bifroa by Israel
47:14but who not Dave I
47:18don't know
47:24See I'm proud to meet you right now cuz I don't Trump has my back
47:27Donald Trump has my back where all these woke people Donald Trump has my back
47:35My
47:43Okay, great show last show
47:49Even two weeks John Ellen next week on the show our sex are in the house
47:55All right. We'll see you next week. Barstool
47:59Smoking pot with RFK jr.
48:04You