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00:00Natural deodorant works great if you're doing activities like sitting very still in a cold room.
00:07One slight move, though, and you're going to stink worse than if you hadn't worn deodorant at all.
00:12You see, natural deodorant is more of a seasoning for the stink.
00:18Oh, this deodorant tastes terrible.
00:25But you know what doesn't taste terrible?
00:27R-Factor meals.
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00:42Not to mention, Factor's flexible.
00:44Change up your order every week, or pause, or reschedule your deliveries whenever you need to.
00:48Like if you have a bunch of deodorant you need to eat before it goes bad.
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01:27Uh-oh, an activity with arms 180 degrees up in the air.
01:31You know what that means.
01:33Excuse me, what?
01:34You're going to need a stick of this.
01:36Possibly laden with metal good-smell gel by Horton Lady Stick.
01:40Oh no, do I really smell that bad?
01:43Oh, like the Paris Metro in the middle of summer.
01:46But don't worry, this stick of metal good-smell gel is here to help.
01:50Imagine a fresh meadow, but in stick form.
01:54Yeah, okay, maybe I do need this.
01:56Believe me, you do.
01:58Not only will it keep you from smelling,
02:00but Horton Lady Stick is chock full of antiperspirant to plug up those sweat glands,
02:06because it would be absolutely disgusting if you ever sweat as a woman.
02:11Hey!
02:12The patented formula locks in freshness for an amount of hours,
02:16which would seem like more than should be feasibly healthy.
02:1924?
02:20Oh, no, no, no, no, much more.
02:22You see, to stop from sweating,
02:24metal good-smell gel soaks right into your skin and stays there.
02:28We're not sure how to get it out, and believe me, we've tried.
02:31Shouldn't I be sweating?
02:33It's a normal biological function.
02:35It seems like a bad thing to just stop a bodily function.
02:39You won't be worried about that when you're feeling cool and confident,
02:44no matter what arm-raising activities you're doing.
02:47Do you have anything without metal?
02:50Have you ever been to a deodorant aisle?
02:53It's like capitalism on crack.
02:56You can find literally seven varieties of any kind of deodorant in the entire universe.
03:02How about this one?
03:04Horts of Maine.
03:05It says natural.
03:06Oh, you're a risk taker, I see.
03:10Well, it's metal-free, so no.
03:13Well, natural deodorant works great.
03:15If you're doing activities like sitting very still in a cold room.
03:20One slight move, though, and you're going to stink worse than if you hadn't worn deodorant at all.
03:26You see, natural deodorant is more of a seasoning for the stink.
03:31It's your choice.
03:33Cancer or stinky.
03:37Fine, I'll take the metal one.
03:39Well, at least it smells good.
03:41It sure does.
03:43That scent is soft powder.
03:46Fresh, because women should smell like babies.
03:49But we have other scents, too, like spring rain, lavender heaven, and cupcake caress.
03:59Ah-ha-ha! Look, more arms-in-the-air stuff!
04:03Have you got any of that metal good-smell gel for me?
04:06Oh, we sure do.
04:09This Rod Spice metal good-smell gel.
04:12Gun? What smell is gun?
04:16No idea.
04:18Our men's line isn't based on actual scents so much as it's based on concepts.
04:22And boy, do we have some good ones, like trench warfare, Chardonnay-do, and beef.
04:28Ooh, beef! Can I try that one?
04:30Hell yeah!
04:32It has ultra-complex anti-perspiration technology
04:36and three times more odor fighters to knock out those bad smells.
04:40No idea what that means, but it sounds techie and therefore extra manly.
04:45At Rod Spice, we make products that stop you from stinking while protecting your masculinity.
04:50But that's not enough for us.
04:52We need you to know that fragrances can make you more attractive.
04:56And we're definitely going to tell you that in the weirdest way possible.
05:03Awesome!
05:06Wearing Rod Spice is like having a guardian angel for your armpits.
05:11Awesome!
05:12You like that, bud?
05:14Ooh, how about a cool explosion?
05:18Oh, awesome!
05:20Wait, he gets a guardian angel and pyrotechnics to make him attractive?
05:25You were giving me products that make it seem like I'm a baby.
05:28Yeah, exactly.
05:30So, deodorant will make women love you unless you are a woman
05:34and then you should be ashamed that you smell?
05:37Now you're finally getting it.
05:39Speaking of being ashamed, you should be worried about your whole body stinking too.
05:45But Hort's secret whole body spray is here to help.
05:48Oh, can I get some of that?
05:50Sure, bud. Go crazy.
05:54Whoa!
05:59Spray this everywhere you could just clean by taking a shower.
06:03If you know what I mean.
06:04Pits, tits and bits? Got it.
06:07I don't make up the rules to society that reduce men and women to carefully maintained stereotypes.
06:14I just exploit them.
06:16I've been Roger.