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00:00Chantez, lisez et écrivez
00:03Et surfez le nez toute la journée et toute la nuit
00:06Cornille, tu peux parler !
00:08Et beaucoup plus Bernie, mais gardez-le pour vous-même
00:10Si on laissait le chat sortir de la bague, tu serais une célèbre !
00:13Et tu voudrais guider un bateau
00:15Le secret va rester avec toi et moi !
00:18Regardez mes pieds, tchush !
00:19Ce n'est pas une blague, c'est tout ce qu'il a dit, il a dit
00:21Regardez mes pieds
00:23Ils ne devraient jamais entendre un mot
00:25En parlant d'un
00:26How absurd
00:34And then from this island here, we'll catch the trade winds and cruise back towards the mainland
00:40The call of the sea
00:42So what do you think of our sailing vacation Bernie ?
00:44Are you kidding ? It's gonna be awesome !
00:48Don't worry Cornille sweetie, you and Bernie will be right there along with us
00:53Vous et Bernie serez là-bas avec nous.
00:57Roulez, roulez, roulez votre bateau, doucement dans la rivière.
01:00Véril, véril, véril, véril, la vie est un rêve.
01:03Bernie, nous avons un petit problème. Je ne sais pas comment nager.
01:07Oh mon dieu, tous les chiens savent comment nager.
01:10Bernie, regarde mes pieds. Je ne peux pas nager.
01:15Alors quoi ? Ce n'est pas la fin du monde.
01:17Tu peux juste rester sur le bateau pendant que je vais nager.
01:21Mais Bernie, qu'est-ce si je tombe sur le bateau ?
01:24Je vais te nager, problème résolu.
01:26Je dois y retourner.
01:27Au revoir.
01:28Mais tu ne me verras pas.
01:29Qu'est-ce si je m'éloigne de l'électricité ?
01:32Qu'est-ce si je...
01:35Je vois qu'il n'y a qu'une seule façon d'obtenir une paix sur cette voyage.
01:40C'est un cinch.
01:41Vous vous étendez les pieds devant vous,
01:43puis vous les retirez,
01:45puis vous tapez vos jambes comme un fantôme.
01:47Comme ça.
01:49Je dois vous rappeler, Bernie, que je suis un chien.
01:52Les chiens ne nagent pas comme les humains.
01:54Ah, c'est vrai.
01:56C'est même plus facile.
01:58C'est parti !
01:59Bernie !
02:01Attends !
02:03Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
02:04Comment l'eau est-elle froide ?
02:06Je pourrais mourir ici.
02:08C'est la température de la chambre, Cornille. Relaxe-toi.
02:10C'est parti.
02:113, 2, 1...
02:15Splashdown !
02:17I'm drowning !
02:19I'm drowning !
02:21Pull me up, Bernie !
02:23Pull me up !
02:26Well, Jacques Cousteau, you're not.
02:31Bernie, there's only one choice.
02:33You and I will just have to stay home from the cruise.
02:36Are you nuts ?
02:37I don't want to stay home from the cruise.
02:39Of all the dogs in the world,
02:41I'd get to dogs if the one who doesn't have the natural instinct to swim !
02:45Bernie, that's it.
02:47It's tragic, but true.
02:50I've lost my basic canine instincts.
02:53Well, duh !
02:55Look how you live, Cornille.
02:57You're soft, you're pampered.
02:59There are humans who live more like dogs than you do.
03:01No wonder your instincts have gone down the tubes.
03:03Then, it's quite simple, Bernie.
03:05If I can recover my instincts,
03:07I'll naturally know how to swim.
03:11Oh, the question is...
03:13How ?
03:44Oh, hopeless !
03:50That's your territory, okay ?
03:52The first person to come near it, you chase away ! Got it ?
04:01Sick him, Cornille !
04:02But Bernie, the mailman's only doing his job.
04:05Come on, Cornille !
04:07Do you want to recover your instincts or not ?
04:09Now bark at him !
04:11Bark at him ?
04:13Bark at him, Cornille !
04:15Yes, bark !
04:18You know, like, beware of dog.
04:21Come on, show me how you can growl.
04:28Now do it again, louder !
04:32Oh, please !
04:34I said growl, like a tiger, a lion, a dog !
04:43Help, bad dog !
04:45Call him off !
04:47Yes, you scared him off !
04:49You found your canine instinct !
04:51We're going on a cruise !
04:59Well, I couldn't just leave the mail lying around, could I ?
05:02That's not how it works, Cornille !
05:04What kind of dog chases the mailman
05:06and delivers the mail ?
05:08You were so close !
05:11I'm sorry, Bernie, I just thought...
05:13Exactly ! Stop thinking !
05:15Dogs don't think !
05:17Get that into your head, okay ?
05:19Chapter 2, dog behavior in nature.
05:28Well, are you feeling instinctive yet ?
05:30What do you smell ?
05:34Oh, sorry, Bernie,
05:36that freshly mowed grass sets off my allergies.
05:39All right, this !
05:41Do you know what this is ?
05:43My guess would be the fourth metacarpal from a hoofed animal,
05:47most likely a cow.
05:49No, stupid, it's a bone !
05:52Look, I'm gonna bury it, and then you go dig it up !
05:55Don't look now !
06:01Okay !
06:03Don't you think that's a bit obvious ?
06:06How about now ?
06:11Yeah, you did it, Cornille !
06:13You did it !
06:16But I didn't mean to, Bernie.
06:18Exactly ! It's your canine instinct !
06:20It's Cecil, right here !
06:22So then, I'm a dog, like any other !
06:26Oh, thank you, Bernie !
06:28I could never have done it without you !
06:30Are you doing this on purpose ?
06:32Dogs bury bones !
06:35Two words, Cornille !
06:37Stupid ! Pathetic ! And useless !
06:39And you call yourself a dog ?
06:44Watch the next lesson, Bernie.
06:50Follow me.
06:54Follow me.
06:57Follow me.
07:05You see, Cornille ?
07:07Cornille !
07:09Yes, yes, Bernie, here I am !
07:11Look !
07:13Apollo, no !
07:15That's enough !
07:17It's a dog ! A real dog !
07:19And he's...
07:21Getting some exercise.
07:23No, he's hunting !
07:25Hunting !
07:27Oh, yes, of course !
07:29Okay, next lesson.
07:31Go chase that cat !
07:33Believe me, this time, you'll be right back there with your ancestors, the apes !
07:37Those will be your ancestors, Bernie, not mine.
07:39Yeah, yeah, whatever.
07:41And don't forget, Cornille, you're a killer !
07:46You really think that...
07:48It's right here, in the book !
07:50Well...
07:52If it's in the book...
07:55Just don't think about it, Cornille.
07:57Dogs don't think.
07:59You're a killer. A killer !
08:09Yeah, that's my dog !
08:11Pure canine instinct !
08:13I'm going on a cruise !
08:15The open sea !
08:17He's a real dog !
08:25Come on, Cornille ! Let's go !
08:27Pack our bags !
08:29Row, row, row your boat !
08:31Gently down the stream !
08:33Merrily, merrily, merrily...
08:35Bernie...
08:37It was just so small and defenseless.
08:39Try to teach him to be a real dog,
08:41and he makes friends with the enemy !
08:43Traitor ! Deserter !
08:45You're pathetic !
08:47John and Beth must be so proud of you !
08:49You're a basket case !
08:55Bernie !
08:57It just seemed the right thing to do !
08:59Oh, please !
09:01I can do it !
09:03Just give me another chance, please !
09:05Oh, please !
09:07Okay, one more chance !
09:09But only because I want to go on this cruise !
09:11Don't mess it up this time !
09:13I mean it !
09:16Well, go on !
09:19I can do it !
09:21I can do it !
09:33I warned you, Cornille !
09:35But it wasn't my fault, Bernie !
09:37And it won't be !
09:39It won't be !
09:41It won't be !
09:43It won't be !
09:45It won't be my fault if you fall off the boat and drown !
09:51Bernie !
09:57Help ! Oh, help !
09:59My dog sitter's drowning !
10:01What am I doing ?
10:163 ans auparavant
10:41C'était incroyable !
10:43Vous avez sauvé votre vie !
10:45Cornille, c'est tout !
10:47Tu es tombé dans l'eau, instinctivement !
10:49Quelle chance !
10:54Comment l'as-tu entraîné ?
10:56Tiens, prends-le !
10:59Cornille, je te promets, je ne sais plus comment nager !
11:02Bernie, tu es en sécurité !
11:04Selon les principes d'Archimédes,
11:06un corps immersé dans un liquide est éloigné par une force équivalente au poids du liquide déplacé.
11:11Je m'en occupe, tu vas nager tout seul !
11:13Tu es sûr ?
11:14Bien sûr !
11:19Aide-moi !
11:20Ça te fait penser que l'Archimédes a peut-être fait un erreur.
11:23Cornille !