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00:00Now then, just where does it hurt?
00:02Deep down in my throat.
00:04Hmm, I see.
00:06Is he okay, Dr. Doolittle?
00:08It's a sore throat, Tommy. Send up the tongue depressor.
00:11On the way, Doctor.
00:12That depressor is depressing.
00:14Thank you, Chi-Chi. Now, say ah.
00:16Ah...
00:17Hmm, yes, it's definitely...
00:19Ah! Ah! Oh, Dr. Doolittle, I'm so glad you're here.
00:23I have such a terrible cold.
00:26I've been sneezing and coughing and I feel awful.
00:29Now, now, you mustn't let a little cold bother you.
00:32You don't understand.
00:33When an elephant gets one, it's a disaster.
00:36Because... because...
00:45My goodness gracious!
00:47You do have a problem, don't we?
00:50I'm sorry.
00:53I love to talk to the animals.
00:56It's incredible chatting with a chimp in Chimpanzee.
01:00To sit and natter with a tiger, chatter with a cheetah.
01:03That's a neat achievement, you'll agree.
01:06If I could talk to the animals, learn their languages,
01:10I would be the greatest man on earth.
01:12If I could only find a teacher, I would reach each creepy creature.
01:16I would be the greatest man on earth.
01:19If I could only find a teacher, I would reach each creepy creature.
01:22Then think what Scurvy's empire would be worth.
01:25I can converse in polar bear and python.
01:28Yeah, he can curse in flowing kangaroo.
01:31If people ask me, can you speak rhinoceros,
01:34I say, of course there is, and do.
01:37If I controlled our four-legged friends and all the universe,
01:41what a wicked place the world would be.
01:43Until then, only Doolittle talks with the animals.
01:47And he squeaks and he squawks with those animals.
01:50And they can talk to me.
02:03Name?
02:04Eric Allaputt.
02:05Height?
02:06Eleven feet, three inches.
02:08Occupation?
02:09Football player.
02:10Football player?
02:11Yeah.
02:12Little league left guard.
02:14Little league.
02:15How old are you?
02:16Four.
02:17My, you're big for your age.
02:18Weight?
02:19Two thousand pounds.
02:20My, just imagine how much you'll weigh when you grow up.
02:24Now, aside from sneezing, what seems to be the matter?
02:27That's just it.
02:28I'm always sneezing.
02:30Doctor, he's going to sneeze.
02:32Hold your hand under his nose.
02:35Yes, that's it.
02:38Okay now?
02:40Hmm, this may be a lot more serious than a common cold.
02:44Chichi, get my bag.
02:51Okay, all rise for the pirate pledge.
02:54On my honor, as a member of the Democratic Order of Pirates International,
03:01I promise to be greedy, tricky, mean and icky in the pursuit of control over the animal kingdom
03:09through his friend and benefactor, Doctor Doolittle.
03:13D.O.B.I.
03:16Dopey!
03:17Yay!
03:19All right.
03:20Now then, we have gathered here in this classroom to find an answer to the question,
03:24where is Doolittle?
03:25Right?
03:26Right.
03:27We must find Doolittle.
03:29Our control of the entire world is at stake.
03:32Right?
03:33Right.
03:34Pragmatically speaking, he must be either on land or on water.
03:38Right?
03:39Right.
03:40And we have determined he's not on water.
03:43Right?
03:44Right.
03:45Therefore, where is he?
03:47Where?
03:48On land, you knuckleheads!
03:51On land?
03:52Oh, yes.
03:54I therefore brilliantly suggest we use our awesome aerial plane.
04:00That's nice.
04:03Quiet!
04:05This is not driver education.
04:07I have decided Cyclops will pilot the plane because he brought me a present.
04:13Hmm.
04:15Hmm.
04:16What is it, Doctor?
04:18Tell me.
04:19I can take it.
04:20Eric, I'm afraid you have an allergy.
04:22An allergy?
04:23That's what makes him sneeze?
04:24Exactly, Tommy.
04:25Allergies are caused by a sensitivity to certain things.
04:29Well, that's simple.
04:31All he has to do is stay away from what he's allergic to.
04:33It's not quite that simple.
04:35You see, I believe Eric is allergic to peanuts.
04:38Peanuts?
04:39You mean I can't have any more peanuts?
04:41Now, calm down, Eric.
04:43But I love peanuts.
04:45I can't live without peanuts.
04:47They're my whole life.
04:48Now, Eric, we must be strong.
04:50Oh, woe.
04:52Woe is me.
04:54Oh, woe.
04:55Woe is me.
04:57A lonely elephant doomed to wander through the jungle for the rest of his life,
05:01never again to taste the sweet little peanut that's been his only happiness.
05:07Isn't there something we can do for him, Doctor?
05:09Of course there is.
05:10There is?
05:11All you need is some penutsillin.
05:13Penutsillin?
05:14Will that cure me?
05:16Well, I would say it's the greatest.
05:19You might even say it's the nuts.
05:25I'm a good pilot, eh, boss?
05:27I've seen better pilots on stoves.
05:30Thanks, boss.
05:31You sure say nice things about me.
05:33Shut up and drive.
05:35You guys keep your eyes open for toolers.
05:42You are going to drive us all into the ground.
05:45Or maybe six feet under it.
05:47I will take that wheel.
05:49Oh, sure, boss.
05:50Here you go.
05:52Oh, no!
06:04Working with these guys, you can really get shook up.
06:13Two hundred yards to best drugstore in jungle.
06:16Here it is, Doctor Dolittle, the jungle drugstore.
06:20Oui, plutôt silencieux.
06:22Allons-y.
06:30C'est un peu fou, n'est-ce pas, monsieur?
06:32Est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un ici?
06:33Non, allez-y, il n'y a personne ici.
06:36Mais vous êtes ici, n'est-ce pas?
06:38Oui, c'est vrai.
06:40Bien, dans ce cas, entrez.
06:43Oui, oui.
06:44Et maintenant, qu'est-ce que je peux faire pour vous?
06:47Eh bien, nous espérions que vous ayez un peu de penne de sel.
06:49Penne de sel?
06:50Bien sûr, bien sûr.
06:52Je l'ai là-bas, quelque part.
06:54Venez, venez.
06:55Oh, non.
06:56Oh, vous êtes là-bas.
06:58Oh, non.
06:59Pas maintenant.
07:06Oh, mon dieu.
07:07Quelqu'un a étendu mes chaussures.
07:08Oh, je ne pourrai jamais trouver quelque chose.
07:10Mais nous devons trouver cette prescription.
07:12Oh, mon Dieu.
07:13Peut-être que je peux vous aider.
07:14Je suis Docteur Dolittle.
07:15Et vous?
07:16Docteur Livingstone, j'imagine.
07:18Non, non, pas Docteur Livingstone.
07:20Je suis Docteur Dolittle.
07:21Je suis Docteur Livingstone, j'imagine.
07:23Vous imaginez?
07:24Vous ne savez pas?
07:25Oh, ne vous moquez pas de mon nom.
07:27Mon nom est Livingstone, j'imagine.
07:30Bien sûr, Docteur Presume.
07:33Maintenant, à propos de ma prescription.
07:35Une prescription?
07:36Oh, maintenant, où est-ce que j'ai mis mes chaussures?
07:39Là-dessus de votre tête, monsieur.
07:41Là, maintenant je peux voir.
07:42Oh, oui, monsieur.
07:433 000 milligrammes de peanuts.
07:463 000!
07:47C'est suffisant pour un éléphant.
07:49C'est pour un éléphant.
07:51Et où pensez-vous que vous allez trouver un éléphant pour le donner?
07:56Eh bien, j'ai l'intention de le donner à cet éléphant là-bas.
07:59Hey, vous savez qu'il y a un éléphant là-bas?
08:03Oui, j'ai remarqué.
08:05Maintenant, pensez-vous que je pourrais avoir cette prescription remplie?
08:08Quelle prescription?
08:11Quelle prescription?
08:12La première que vous avez.
08:13Oh, bien sûr, cette prescription.
08:16Voyons.
08:17De nouveaux endroits pour des vieux léopards? Non.
08:19Un bâton pour un unicorne? Non.
08:22Deux plâtres pour un tricot de tricot? Non.
08:25Quatre ailes pour des monstres?
08:27Neuf poils pour des porcupines? Non.
08:29Et un bandage pour un tricot!
08:35Oh, mon Dieu!
08:36Oh, j'ai entendu de la musique!
08:37Oh, c'est juste George et les Grasshoppers.
08:39Notre groupe de rock.
08:40Quoi qu'ils cherchent, les gars!
08:43Si c'est pour ces bruits que j'ai entendu,
08:45vous devriez vous unir!
08:47Docteur D, en tout cas, vous avez une allergie!
09:10Vous avez une allergie!
09:12Vous avez une allergie!
09:14Et avec une allergie, vous devez regarder
09:16ce que vous répétez à moi!
09:18Parce que si vous vous débrouillez et vous vous débrouillez,
09:20et que vous vous débrouillez beaucoup,
09:21c'est une allergie, une allergie,
09:23une allergie que vous avez!
09:27Certains enfants l'ont, et ils le trouvent!
09:30Certains enfants l'ont, mais ils ne permettent pas
09:33une allergie pour les faire mourir!
09:39Vous avez une allergie!
09:41Et avec une allergie, vous devez regarder
09:43ce que vous répétez à moi!
09:47Parce que si vous vous débrouillez et vous vous débrouillez,
09:50c'est une allergie, une allergie,
09:52une allergie que vous avez!
09:54Vous avez une allergie, une allergie,
09:56une allergie que vous avez!
10:00Vous avez une allergie, une allergie,
10:02une allergie que vous avez!
10:30Vous avez une allergie, une allergie,
10:32une allergie, une allergie,
10:33une allergie, une allergie,
10:34une allergie, une allergie,
10:35une allergie, une allergie,
10:36une allergie, une allergie,
10:37une allergie, une allergie,
10:38une allergie, une allergie,
10:39une allergie, une allergie,
10:40une allergie, une allergie,
10:41une allergie, une allergie,
10:42une allergie, une allergie,
10:43une allergie, une allergie,
10:44une allergie, une allergie,
10:45une allergie, une allergie,
10:46une allergie, une allergie,
10:47une allergie, une allergie,
10:48une allergie, une allergie,
10:49une allergie, une allergie,
10:50une allergie, une allergie,
10:51une allergie, une allergie,
10:52une allergie, une allergie,
10:59I do believe that with the peanut oil,
11:01plus one other ingredient,
11:02I can make penicillin.
11:04But I will need a pail full of spotted green mushrooms.
11:07A pail full of braided spring mushrooms, yes.
11:10Oh, a pail full of braided brush room screens.
11:13I mean, oh.
11:15You're confusing me.
11:17What you need is a pail full
11:19of spotted green mushrooms.
11:21You can use them to make penicillin.
11:24Things are strange in the jungle.
11:26Spotted green mushrooms grow in the jungle,
11:29back where the moss is thick.
11:32Grab that bucket over there, Chi-Chi.
11:34Hang in there, old fellow.
11:35We'll find those mushrooms.
11:36I would certainly appreciate it.
11:41Hey, what's this?
11:44Yeah, what's up, boss?
11:46Look.
11:49I have a feeling that wherever that kid is heading,
11:51he'll lead us right to Dr. Doolittle.
11:55And then, we grab the kid for a hostage.
12:01And make Dr. Doolittle come across.
12:03Yes, it is a secret how he talks to the animals.
12:07Which will enable us to thereby rule the world.
12:13Now get going, and don't let him get out of sight.
12:17You won't get away.
12:19Me cyclops of the jungle.
12:22Me western scout, like Daniel Broom.
12:25You grab him out quiet.
12:27He'll hear you.
12:32Tommy, there they are.
12:34We found them, Chi-Chi.
12:35The spotted green mushrooms.
12:37These are so small, we'll have to pick a lot of them.
12:42They are just picking mushrooms.
12:44Oui, monsieur. Green mushrooms.
12:47Very pretty.
12:49I don't care if they're red and white striped.
12:51I am not wasting my valuable time waiting on mushroom pickers.
12:55I want Doolittle, now.
12:57Boss, look at the big ones I got.
13:00Should I pick some for you, boss?
13:02Should I?
13:03Yeah.
13:04If that kid's looking for bigger mushrooms,
13:06that's just the kind of bait we need.
13:08We'll have to work fast,
13:10before he gets enough of that small stuff.
13:12Come on.
13:13But, Scurvy, I thought...
13:15Should we not grab the kid,
13:17so he can lead us to Doolittle?
13:19What I got in mind is going to bring Doolittle to us.
13:23And in a hurry.
13:27Well, Chi-Chi, I hope we have enough.
13:30Uh-uh.
13:31That elephant's allergy is going to take a lot of peanut salad.
13:34Chi-Chi, look.
13:36Oui.
13:37The size of those mushrooms.
13:39Wow.
13:40Those are a lot better than these, Tommy.
13:42Let's go get that largest one.
13:45Wow.
13:46Those roots.
13:47They're certainly in deep.
13:51We got him.
13:53We got him.
14:00Take off, Chi-Chi.
14:01Take off.
14:02But, Tommy, you're trapped.
14:04The monkey.
14:05Let's get the monkey.
14:07Save yourself, Chi-Chi.
14:08Run.
14:09Run.
14:10Come back here, you apes, you grass.
14:15Oh.
14:43Stop.
14:44Stop.
15:03Docteur Doolittle.
15:04Docteur Doolittle.
15:05Doctor.
15:06Doctor.
15:07Yes, Chi-Chi.
15:08What is it?
15:09Something terrible has happened.
15:10We were gathering spotted green mushrooms.
15:12Oh.
15:13There were some real large ones.
15:14And then this big net went...
15:15And Tommy was...
15:16Oh, Doctor.
15:18We gotta hurry.
15:19Eric, we shall need your help.
15:21Will you come with us?
15:22Of course, Doctor.
15:24I'm only an elephant.
15:26With allergy, but I'm willing.
15:31This time, the opportunity for success will not elude us.
15:34Yeah, boss.
15:35We'll get old Doolittle's secret this time.
15:38My name isn't, uh, isn't, uh...
15:40Never mind.
15:41It's not relevant.
15:42No, it's not relevant.
15:44It don't even sound like relevant.
15:46Take one.
15:47That's what they got.
15:49A relevant.
15:51What do we do now, Doc?
15:53I don't know, Chi-Chi.
15:54I think they've spotted us.
15:56Make yourself comfortable, kid.
15:59Your plan will never work, Scurvy.
16:01You hear that, Doolittle?
16:03He says our plan will never work.
16:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:08We're going to have to do something, and quickly.
16:11But what? There's only three of us.
16:13Only two.
16:15I can't do anything except sneeze.
16:18That's it.
16:19What's it?
16:20Eric, of course.
16:22I believe we have the solution to our problems.
16:24Oh, Mr. Scurvy!
16:26Hello, physician.
16:28I'm here to warn you, pirates.
16:30If you don't release Tommy this instant,
16:32we'll blow you all into the sea.
16:34Blow us into the sea?
16:36With what?
16:37With this bag of peanuts.
16:39A bag of peanuts?
16:41A bag of peanuts?
16:43He's kidding.
16:44He's a crack, he's a coconut.
16:46Yo, he has flipped his ever-loving lid.
16:53He's working up the walnuts, man.
16:55They are really dangerous.
16:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, yes!
16:59He's got his walnut connected to his chestnut.
17:02Chestnut connected to his necknut.
17:05Necknut connected to his coconut.
17:09Well, you gave them a chance.
17:11Okay, Chi-Chi.
17:12Eric, are you ready?
17:16I know it's a sacrifice for a good cause, doctor.
17:19But believe me, it's my pleasure.
17:21I love peanuts.
17:27Phew!
17:32Phew!
17:37Too little?
17:38This settles it for sure.
17:40Now I am going to...
17:54How do you feel now, Eric?
17:56Gosh, just fine, doc.
17:57That peanut cellar did the trick.
17:59I am very grateful.
18:01Very grateful to you.
18:02Especially yours, truly me.
18:04Yes, if it weren't for you, the pirates would still have Tommy.
18:07Oh, and remember, Eric.
18:08If you start to sneeze again,
18:10just a teaspoon of peanut psyllium.
18:12That'll do the trick.
18:13Okay, doc.
18:14See you around the jungle.
18:15Don't take any wooden peanuts.
18:17Peanuts?
18:18Don't say...
18:23Phew!
18:24Phew!
18:28Ah, this is the only way to say it.
18:41Next week, we meet Romeo, a nearsighted bull.
18:44And his poor owner, Don Carlos.
18:47Then the doctor prescribes glasses.
18:50Those pirates again, and happy too.
18:53Because they're up to no good.
18:55Without his glasses, Romeo's in big trouble.
18:58But when Dab-Dab flies to the rescue,
19:01that phony matador Sam Scurvy's in big trouble.
19:04Join us next week on Doctor Dolittle.
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