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00:00Un hap-pénis.
00:02Hap-pénis.
00:04Right?
00:05That's what makes the world go round.
00:06Kevin!
00:07Hey, Dr. Myers.
00:08What?
00:09I was just looking for my pen.
00:10Get out of my chair.
00:11Get out!
00:12Have a great old great day.
00:13Ah,
00:42why does the last class always drag?
00:44Hmm.
00:45Okay.
00:46Let's
00:47return to
00:48page
00:49179.
00:50Hey, Abby.
00:51Yeah?
00:52What are you doing on your week off?
00:53Um, I don't know.
00:54Whatever makes me feel good.
00:55Probably sleep late,
00:56get my nails done,
00:57go to a movie.
00:58Something fun.
00:59Damn.
01:00I'm working all week.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02I didn't know you were working.
01:03I'll come by and get a slice.
01:04All right.
01:05I'll keep one warm for you, baby girl.
01:06Thank you.
01:07What are you going to do, Beth?
01:08Sit at home all day?
01:09Um, actually, I'm building houses
01:10for the less fortunate
01:12Yeah, no.
01:13You're always doing
01:14something nice like that.
01:15You're great.
01:16Thanks.
01:17Yeah, Beth, you gotta learn to say no.
01:18No.
01:19Okay.
01:20Ha ha, you got me.
01:21Harold.
01:22Yeah?
01:23Can you come up here
01:24and give this a shot?
01:25Uh, sure thing, Mr. L.
01:26Well, why don't you come down
01:27and help me, Kevin?
01:28It's the least we can do.
01:29Uh, no.
01:30Buying this brownie
01:31at their bake sale
01:32was the least I could do.
01:33I checked.
01:34Okay, but are you sure
01:35that's an obtuse triangle, Harold?
01:36Should be fatter, dude.
01:37Never mind, Harold.
01:38Have a seat, please.
01:39Hey, my bad, Mr. L.
01:41What, triangle?
01:42No, a skate ramp.
01:43Okay, cool.
01:46Mr. Lipschitz,
01:47I use restroom now?
01:49Class is gonna be over
01:50in just a minute here, Iris.
01:51Can you please wait?
01:55No.
01:56Oh, Lord.
01:57Mr. Lipschitz, Mr. Lipschitz.
01:58Features first.
02:02Okay, cinnamon bun
02:03or corn dog.
02:04I should get both.
02:06Or maybe a slushie
02:07and a corn dog.
02:08Yes, that is exactly
02:09what I need.
02:10Wow, I'm a real
02:11problem solver.
02:12No, I want a brown one.
02:14Iris loves
02:15the taste of brown.
02:16But we don't
02:17have brown, ma'am.
02:18Make a brown one
02:19for Iris.
02:20I just thought
02:21we don't have it.
02:22Brown!
02:23We don't have a brown.
02:24Hey, hey, hey, Iris.
02:25Iris, relax.
02:26What's going on?
02:27Iris wants brown.
02:28We don't have brown.
02:29Make brown!
02:30Security!
02:31Listen, wait, wait, wait.
02:32She's not from around here
02:33and in her country
02:34there are no malls.
02:35There are many malls.
02:36Just let me handle this.
02:37Yeah, well, I can't
02:39Sure, OK.
02:40Why would I just...
02:41Fine.
02:42OK, and there.
02:43Now it looks like dirt.
02:44Yummy brown.
02:46Enjoy.
02:47I'm totally like
02:48a charitable celebrity.
02:49Like Angelina Jolie
02:50or Cameron Diaz
02:51or someone really hot.
02:52Thank you, Abby.
02:53You are a true friend.
02:54No problem.
02:55See you later.
02:56OK.
02:58Iris, I really
02:59have a lot to do
03:00and so little time
03:01to do it in, so,
03:02you know, later, OK?
03:03OK.
03:05Iris, I can see
03:06you're still behind me.
03:07Yeah.
03:08So, I'm gonna start
03:09walking this way
03:10and you can just stay put
03:11and enjoy your brown slushie.
03:12OK.
03:13OK.
03:14Iris?
03:15I'm a plant.
03:19Dude, you said business
03:20was gonna be slow.
03:21It is.
03:22Most of these people,
03:23they're just here to pee.
03:24So, mostly I'm just here
03:25cleaning the bathrooms
03:26and playing this old video game
03:27I uncovered in the back.
03:28Super Monkey Doom Buggy Wars?
03:29Never heard of it.
03:30Never heard of it?
03:31Dude,
03:32the hell is your problem?
03:33Because this is old, man.
03:34This is Super Monkey
03:35Doom Buggy Wars, dude!
03:36It's a classic
03:37and I'm getting
03:38pretty good at it, baby.
03:39Hey, who's D.A.L.?
03:40I don't know.
03:41Wow, he was good.
03:42I've come close,
03:43really close,
03:44but I can't beat it.
03:45Every time that stupid...
03:46Why is that monkey
03:47driving a doom buggy anyway?
03:48What's the point
03:49of a doom buggy?
03:50Dude, calm down, all right?
03:51Monkeys are smart, man.
03:52They can drive.
03:53Hey, hey,
03:54I thought you was
03:55building a skate ramp
03:56or something.
03:57Well, it turns out
03:58I misjudged the cost
03:59in dollars and time,
04:00meaning I don't have
04:01any tools or money
04:02or help.
04:03Well, too bad you can't
04:04buy some tools from Beth,
04:05she's building a whole house.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Too bad.
04:08Too bad.
04:09Well, I gotta split.
04:10Where you going?
04:11Don't you want to see me
04:12beat the high score?
04:13Oh, as tempting as that sounds.
04:14Okay.
04:17Hello, lucky children.
04:18Thank you for coming out
04:19to help those less fortunate
04:20than you
04:21and to help me complete
04:22my court-ordered
04:23community service.
04:24My name is Bob Sinclair,
04:25but you can all
04:26call me the Bob.
04:27Okay, first thing,
04:28uh, you,
04:30big eyes.
04:31Let's get on up here.
04:32Who, me?
04:33Yeah, you.
04:34Settle on up here.
04:35What's your name?
04:36What's your name?
04:37What's your name?
04:38Nice to meet you, sweetheart.
04:39Um, I'm not really crazy
04:40about being called sweetheart.
04:41I don't care.
04:42I don't care.
04:43Sorry.
04:44Then you're gonna be
04:45my right-hand man.
04:46Anything that happens
04:47on this site,
04:48you need to know about it,
04:49report back to me.
04:50Can you handle that?
04:51Yes.
04:52Good.
04:53Daddy's gonna go
04:54get himself a drink.
04:55They're all yours, kid.
04:56Make me proud.
04:57Okay.
04:58But the Bob is always watching.
04:59Okay.
05:00Um, so who's ready
05:01to help some people?
05:03Okay.
05:04Hurry back.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:06There's a lot to do
05:07on this list.
05:08Hey, Beth.
05:09Hey.
05:10Aren't you surprised
05:11to see me here helping?
05:12Hey, Kevin.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Thank you for coming.
05:15Um, I actually have
05:16a lot of inventory
05:17I gotta take care of,
05:18but, um, thanks.
05:19Yeah, well, you know,
05:20I'll just figure out
05:21what to do on my own.
05:22Kevin, isn't this wonderful?
05:23Man helping man
05:24in the most basic way
05:25by building shelter.
05:26And we're doing it
05:27with our own hands.
05:28It just makes me feel
05:29so rugged.
05:30Unbutton that shirt, man.
05:31I have work to do.
05:32Let me, uh, help out
05:33with that inventory, Beth.
05:37Wait, you what?
05:38I helped Iris buy a slushie.
05:39That's not exactly
05:40helping your fellow man.
05:41Well, but you don't understand.
05:42They didn't carry brown before,
05:43and now they might
05:44carry brown.
05:45So I actually am helping
05:46a lot of people.
05:47I mean, people who would
05:48want a brown slushie.
05:49Just trust me, trust me.
05:50I'm helping people.
05:51Okay.
05:52Now I see what you're
05:53talking about.
05:54Does feel good, doesn't it?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Where are you?
05:57Oh, I'm still at the site.
05:58Beth, it's 9.30.
05:59I know.
06:01I can't believe you're
06:02working with someone
06:03who makes you call him
06:04the Bob.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06He's a little strict
06:07and a little sexist
06:08and a convicted tax evader.
06:09What?
06:10He said it's not
06:11what you think.
06:12It's not that he evaded
06:13paying his taxes?
06:14I'm not sure, but I know
06:15that he has to do
06:16community service
06:17for his parole.
06:18All right.
06:19Well, someone's
06:20at my door anyway.
06:21Don't, uh, volunteer
06:22too hard.
06:23Here I am.
06:24Iris.
06:25Can I help you?
06:26You said see you later.
06:27Now is later.
06:28Right.
06:30Oh, no.
06:31No, no, no, no, no.
06:34Wait, wait, wait,
06:35host family.
06:37No, host family,
06:38come back.
06:39Iris, you can't just
06:40barge into my house.
06:43No.
06:44No.
06:45No.
06:46No, no, no, no.
06:55Iris, Iris,
06:56now don't start unpacking.
06:57Iris, you can't stay here.
06:58I mean, I don't even think
06:59my mom would let you.
07:00I can't believe my mother
07:01said yes.
07:03Oh, is that your dog?
07:05He's cute.
07:06Of course.
07:09Okay.
07:12Um, anyway,
07:13so like I was saying,
07:14you do your thing
07:15and I'll do mine
07:16and we'll get along great.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18Ow.
07:19Stop it.
07:21Ow.
07:24Hi.
07:26I can't really say.
07:27She's lovely.
07:28Beautiful.
07:29I hate her.
07:30Naturally.
07:31Iris would like
07:32to kill Gertrude.
07:33Okay.
07:34Smash Gertrude
07:35into little pieces.
07:36Okay.
07:37Well, good night.
07:38Please leave my living room now.
07:39No problem.
07:41No, sir,
07:42I haven't heard
07:43from the zoning board yet.
07:44Why haven't you heard
07:45from the zoning board yet?
07:46I don't know.
07:47I mean, I've been trying
07:48to call on them every hour
07:49like you told me to.
07:50What?
07:51Did you talk to the secretary?
07:52Yes, I talked to the secretary.
07:53Don't talk to the secretary.
07:54Why have history
07:55with the secretary?
07:56You mean like
07:57George Washington?
07:58Yeah.
07:59That was one of them.
08:00Wait.
08:01Why does this house
08:02even need a pool anyway?
08:03Hey, the poor need to swim.
08:04Hello?
08:05Hello?
08:06Ugh.
08:07This guy's driving me crazy.
08:08And we're already
08:09behind schedule.
08:10Hey, Kevin, got a minute?
08:11Um, actually, I don't.
08:12What's wrong with your legs?
08:13Oh, I got...
08:14Ow.
08:15I got a lot of nails
08:16down my pants.
08:17What?
08:18I mean, I got, um,
08:19screws in my legs.
08:20You have screws
08:21in your legs?
08:22Yeah, from, um, yeah.
08:23Did you have surgery?
08:24Yeah, yeah.
08:25Are you serious?
08:26Yeah, we were kidnapped.
08:27Anyway,
08:28I better get back to work, huh?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, all right, let's...
08:31Catch me, catch me.
08:32Oh, got it.
08:33Nice.
08:34Yeah, this is really super stiff.
08:35Do you want to take a break?
08:36Break?
08:37No.
08:38No way, man.
08:39We got too much work to do, right?
08:40There are homeless people
08:41without a home, Beth.
08:42I know.
08:43Yeah, we have to build
08:44a house for them.
08:45No, I know.
08:46It was my idea.
08:47We don't stop now.
08:48Right, okay.
08:49Kevin, I'm proud of you.
08:50You're a real trooper.
08:51All right, ma'am.
08:52Ugh.
08:53God.
08:54I don't get any work done
08:55going to the bathroom
08:56all day long.
08:57Maybe you should have people
08:58drink less water, Beth.
08:59I tried that,
09:00but I think the dehydration
09:01is making some people delusional.
09:02Yes, that's it, everyone.
09:03Hammer away.
09:04We must finish the ark
09:05and collect all the animals
09:06before the floods arrive.
09:08And God said to Noah,
09:10there's going to be
09:11a floody, floody...
09:12Well, it's not affecting Phillip.
09:16Where are we going?
09:17I'm going out,
09:18by myself,
09:19alone.
09:20Oh, Abby.
09:21Abby, darling?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Oh, right.
09:24Oh, look at the two of you.
09:26Peas in a pod.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Since you're on your way out,
09:29you think you can run
09:30a couple of errands for me?
09:31You know, Mom,
09:32I don't really think...
09:33Of course we have time
09:34to run errands.
09:35Abby's no time.
09:36Oh, thank you, Iris,
09:37you sweet little thing.
09:38Yeah, thank you, Iris.
09:39We will help you
09:40anywhere you want.
09:41Oh, Iris,
09:42you adorable little thing, you.
09:43You know, it's so wonderful
09:44that you're staying
09:45with Abby this week,
09:46especially since Abby
09:47didn't want to come with us
09:48to visit her grandparents.
09:49Mom.
09:50At least I know
09:51she won't be alone.
09:52Oh, Iris, you're like
09:53the helpful daughter
09:54I never had.
09:55Mom.
09:56Oh, sorry, honey.
09:57Right.
09:58Bye, Mom.
09:59Yeah, bye, Mom.
10:00Oh, bye, Iris.
10:03I mean, she is so weird
10:05and scary
10:06and follows me everywhere.
10:07It's like she's suddenly
10:08obsessed with me.
10:09I keep looking over my shoulder.
10:10It's very distracting.
10:11Oh, these are cute.
10:12Abby, I think you really
10:13misjudged Iris.
10:14Beth, please.
10:15Should I get these
10:16in a flat or a kitten heel?
10:17I mean, she's been here
10:18all day, actually.
10:19What?
10:20Wait, she's there
10:21all day?
10:22Really?
10:23I think you're being paranoid.
10:24She's been awesome.
10:25Really?
10:28Guys, everyone, over here.
10:30I'm telling you, man,
10:31this is going to be
10:32the best damn skate ramp
10:33this crummy town
10:34has ever seen.
10:35I love you.
10:36I know, man.
10:39Oh, come on.
10:40Oh!
10:41Come on!
10:42All right, calm down.
10:43Calm down, me.
10:44All right, come on.
10:45Come on.
10:46What the?
10:47Oh, no!
10:48Ah!
10:49Ah!
10:50Don't worry, don't worry.
10:51You're gonna be okay.
10:52I promise.
10:53I promise this.
11:02Welcome to the
11:03videogame club.
11:04Woo-hoo!
11:05Welcome.
11:06Welcome.
11:07Come back fast.
11:08Thanks again for
11:09helping me out, Iris.
11:10Uh, I guess I got
11:11a little carried
11:12with the videogame, sorry.
11:13Treasure is
11:14always mine, lads.
11:16what's it like
11:17living with Abby?
11:18Abbey !
11:20Iris !
11:21Tu espies sur Pete Cresco !
11:23Quoi ?
11:24Chut ! Non, je ne m'espie pas !
11:25Je suis allée à la boutique et j'ai vu...
11:27Attends, tu m'espies !
11:28Qu'est-ce que Abby Wilde a peur de ?
11:30Hein ?
11:31Est-ce que Abby Wilde a peur des garçons ?
11:33Non, j'ai un peu peur de toi !
11:34Au revoir, chouette Pete Cresco !
11:36Non, arrête ! Arrête !
11:37Au revoir, Pete Cresco !
11:38Arrête ! Iris, ferme-la !
11:40Au revoir, Pete...
11:41Tu l'as fait peur !
11:43Oh...
11:48Le Bob dit qu'on ne construit pas assez vite.
11:50Le Bob n'est pas gentil.
11:52Tu marches trop, Beth.
11:53Tu as un grand cœur.
11:55Il ne te mérite pas.
11:56Merci, Iris. C'est très gentil.
11:58Oui, Iris a raison.
11:59Tu devrais être plus aidé, Kevin Harnish.
12:03Bonjour.
12:04Je dois partir maintenant.
12:05Oh, reste !
12:06Oui, tu n'as pas besoin d'y aller.
12:07Je dois y aller.
12:08Je serai inconfortable avec Iris.
12:10Tu vois ça ?
12:11Tout d'un coup, elle apparaît partout où je vais.
12:13Elle était là avant toi.
12:14Mais elle savait que j'allais venir ici.
12:15Je te dis, il y a quelque chose de vraiment bizarre qui se passe.
12:18C'est qui qui porte de la lotion Guava ?
12:20C'est moi.
12:21Ça sent bien.
12:22C'est mon parfum.
12:23Iris porte ma lotion.
12:24Tu ne vois pas ce qu'elle fait ?
12:25Elle a l'air bien, surtout récemment.
12:27Elle m'a donné de la lotion.
12:28Bien sûr qu'elle est bien pour vous.
12:29Vous n'avez pas besoin de vivre avec elle.
12:30Elle me suive toujours.
12:31Elle me pose des questions bizarres.
12:32Abby, pourquoi fais-tu ça ?
12:33Abby, pourquoi fais-tu ça ?
12:34Abby, quand allons-nous manger de nouveau ?
12:36J'en ai marre.
12:37Et elle a ces petites figurines,
12:38mais elle les déteste vraiment.
12:39Abby, peut-être que ce n'est pas elle.
12:40Peut-être que c'est toi.
12:41Oh non, ce n'est pas moi.
12:42Je suis normale.
12:43Je suis une personne normale, gentille,
12:44douteuse, compréhensible.
12:45C'est ça, Beth ?
12:46Je dois prendre ça.
12:47Bonjour ?
12:48Oui, monsieur.
12:49Non, je mange juste du déjeuner.
12:50Je suis désolée.
12:51Je sais.
12:52Je les ai laissés,
12:53mais je reviendrai dans un instant.
12:54Non, vous avez raison.
12:55C'est démeurant.
12:56Attendez, pouvez-vous attendre un instant ?
12:57Ok, juste un instant.
12:58Attendez un instant.
12:59Ok.
13:00Vous savez quoi ?
13:01Iris a raison.
13:02Il ne me déserve pas.
13:03Iris a dit ça ?
13:04Oui.
13:05Elle dit beaucoup de choses sympas.
13:06Vous, je dois y aller.
13:07Oui, qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
13:08Nous manquons des matériaux de construction.
13:09Beaucoup.
13:10Nous ne pourrons peut-être pas terminer la maison.
13:11C'est bien, vous savez.
13:12Vous serez terminé avec ce gars.
13:13Oui, sauf que je suis responsable.
13:15Hearts, Hammers, Homes and Hearts
13:16vont m'envoyer en prison.
13:17Oh non.
13:18Oh non.
13:19Kevin, tu vas bien ?
13:20Oui, oui.
13:21Je vais bien.
13:22Vous savez, peut-être qu'ils ont juste
13:23fait un erreur avec le comptant.
13:24Je le doute.
13:25Bob est plutôt bon avec l'inventaire.
13:26Il a aussi eu le temps pour l'embezzler.
13:27En tout cas, je dois y aller.
13:28Ne t'inquiète pas, Beth.
13:29Tout ira bien.
13:30Tu vas bien.
13:31Merci.
13:32Oui, tu vas bien.
13:33Oui, oui.
13:34Pauvre Beth.
13:35Ce n'est pas faire.
13:36Elle pense toujours à d'autres.
13:38J'aimerais être plus comme elle.
13:40Ha ha ha !
13:41La dame est tombée !
13:42Ha ha ha !
13:45Qu'est-ce que tu fais dans ma chambre ?
13:46Je regarde.
13:47Ok, écoute.
13:48Nous devons parler des limites.
13:49Qu'est-ce que c'est que les limites ?
13:50Iris, je vois ce que tu es en train de faire.
13:51Tu es en train de faire que je me rende fou
13:52de mes amis et que tu ressembles
13:53à la personne normale.
13:54Ça ne va pas marcher.
13:55Tu peux le faire, mais tu ne me le feras pas.
13:56Pourquoi est-ce qu'Abby est si en colère avec Iris ?
13:58Oh mon Dieu, tu portes mes vêtements ?
14:00Oui.
14:01Qu'est-ce que tu planifies, Iris ?
14:02Ah, tu as tellement d'imagination.
14:04Maman, Iris ne me dit pas ce qu'elle a en train de faire.
14:06Tout le monde s'en va pour la nuit, Abby.
14:08Aux Grands Motors.
14:10C'est vrai.
14:11C'est juste moi et toi.
14:13Oui.
14:14Oui.
14:15Oh mon Dieu.
14:17High score, here I come.
14:19Watch out for the flaming quicksand.
14:21Oh, what ?
14:22Who's there ?
14:23I have mace.
14:24Who's there ?
14:25I have mace.
14:26Well, not mace, but onions.
14:27Mr. Lipschitz.
14:28Word on the street is you're pretty good.
14:30Why do you care ?
14:32Nice tie.
14:33Donald Allen Lipschitz.
14:35You're down.
14:36Bingo.
14:37And I've held first place for 20 years.
14:39Yeah, but I've come close.
14:40Close ?
14:41Close ?
14:42Close is a bedtime story daddies tell their little girls.
14:44What did you say to me ?
14:45You heard me.
14:46Man up.
14:47Show me you can ride the dragon.
14:48There's no dragon in...
14:49Play.
14:50I gotta pee.
14:51Me too.
14:53I want you out of my house.
14:54Out of my life.
14:55Get your own friends and your own mother
14:56and stop trying to steal mine.
15:00Abby right.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02Iris just missed her family so much from her homeland.
15:07Wish only to be part of Abby's perfect family.
15:10All right, Iris.
15:11I'm sorry, okay ?
15:12Iris, go now.
15:13No, no.
15:14Go sleep in host family's doghouse.
15:17No, Iris.
15:18Iris, wait.
15:20Oh, I gotta go.
15:21I gotta go, but wait.
15:22Wait here.
15:23We'll talk about this in a minute.
15:24Maybe I am overreacting.
15:27What are you doing ?
15:28Good night, Abby.
15:30Iris, let me out of here.
15:32What are you doing ?
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34That's Pete Klesko's car.
15:35Pete !
15:36Pete !
15:37What's all that noise ?
15:38Just my psycho friend.
15:42Pete !
15:43Kiss me, Pete Klesko.
15:44Kiss me forever.
15:46Okay, sure.
15:47No !
15:52Iris ! Iris, let me out !
15:54This isn't funny anymore !
15:56No way.
15:57She thinks she's me.
15:58Pete !
15:59Oh, wait.
16:00I don't go out with Pete.
16:01Ow !
16:02Pete !
16:03See ? Someone was calling me.
16:04I told you I have really good hearing.
16:05We're late.
16:06Let's go.
16:07Hi, Pete.
16:08Hi, Abby.
16:09What are you doing here ?
16:10Were you calling me ?
16:11Did you follow me here ?
16:12No, I live here.
16:13At Iris' house ?
16:14No, this is my house.
16:15Iris just locked me in the bathroom.
16:16Okay, okay.
16:17Pete, I'm telling the truth.
16:18No, no, I believe you.
16:19Why are you saying this ?
16:20Because it's true.
16:21Maybe you need help.
16:22I'm not the one who needs help.
16:23Maybe Abby Wild needs a head doctor.
16:25No.
16:26Why are you guys dressed exactly alike ?
16:27Because she's copying me.
16:29No, Abby Wild, why are you dressed like me ?
16:31Those are my clothes.
16:32I should go.
16:33No, no, you don't have to go.
16:34Iris should go.
16:35Hey, I'll catch you guys at school tomorrow.
16:36No, Pete, come back.
16:37Don't leave me alone with her.
16:39Look what you did, Abby Wild.
16:44Stop trying to distract me.
16:46Stop !
16:47Face it, Jenkins.
16:48You'll never be anything more than second best.
16:52One monkey left.
16:54What difference does it make ?
16:55You're not going to do it anyway.
16:57No !
16:58What are you doing ?
16:59You can't use two fingers like that.
17:01That's Daryl's move.
17:02I didn't ruin your date with handsome Klesk...
17:04I mean, Pete.
17:05Problem must be eliminated.
17:07Problem ?
17:08What do you mean, problem ?
17:09Good night, Abby Wild.
17:10Wait, no, Iris, what are you talking about ?
17:11Sleep tight.
17:12It's my...
17:13You want a piece of me, Blondie ?
17:14You just come and get it.
17:19I'm over the poison post.
17:21You're just lucky.
17:22And through the final gate.
17:24And the dragon.
17:25There is a dragon.
17:27You'll never beat it.
17:28You don't have enough banana bombs.
17:29And you don't have the guts.
17:30Say goodbye, dragon.
17:32Oh, Lord.
17:36It's a rainbow.
17:37It's beautiful.
17:39In your face, Dale.
17:40I got the high score.
17:41Yeah !
17:42H-O-J.
17:44Carol Oscar Jenkins, baby.
17:48Go home, Dale.
17:50It's over.
17:51No, it's just the beginning.
17:53It's on.
17:54Oh, it is ?
17:55Like cut buttered popcorn.
17:56Well, let's get to popping.
18:00Last day and I'm still not finished.
18:02I know, I feel terrible about the house.
18:04Stupid, I'm not talking about the house.
18:06I'm talking about my hours.
18:07Who cares about poor people ?
18:09I haven't finished my community service.
18:10I don't want to end up working in a church or something.
18:12I'm not going back to jail.
18:14Oh, man.
18:15The judge is gonna kill me, man.
18:17All right.
18:18Helping people is stupid.
18:19This is bad.
18:20Look how fat I've gotten.
18:21Helping people makes you fat, girl.
18:23Look at me.
18:24That's...
18:25Say it.
18:26Say what ?
18:27Helping people makes you fat.
18:28But it doesn't make you fat.
18:29Say it.
18:30Helping people makes you fat.
18:31Say it again.
18:32Helping people makes you fat.
18:33Now whisper it.
18:34Helping people makes you fat.
18:35Good girl.
18:36All right, I gotta go.
18:37If anybody asks for me, I'm at the library,
18:40helping old people.
18:42See ?
18:43This has been such a disaster.
18:45Hey, don't get down.
18:46We did some great things, Beth.
18:48We planted some trees,
18:49put in that artificial lake,
18:50built a huge wheelchair ramp.
18:52Wait, what ramp ?
18:53It was Kevin's idea,
18:54but I think we all helped out on it.
18:55It came out better than the house, too.
18:57Kevin ?
18:58Hey, Kevin !
18:59Yeah, Chief, what's up ?
19:00Something wrong ?
19:01Ramp ?
19:02Oh.
19:03This isn't a ramp for disabled people.
19:05Yeah, it is.
19:06These people are all disabled.
19:08That guy just did an ollie stalefish.
19:10Well, yeah, because he's getting better.
19:13I thought it looked a little steep.
19:15You stole my tools, my wood, my volunteers ?
19:18Well, just borrowed.
19:20This is the lowest thing that you've ever done.
19:22Look, everyone, I'm a skateboarder.
19:24Watch my crazy trick.
19:26Whee !
19:27I'm skateboardering.
19:28Such fun !
19:29Oh, my God, I'm on fire !
19:31Okay, okay.
19:32Ah, new plan, new plan, new plan.
19:34We'll tie this block to this dummy dress like me
19:36and then throw it in the lake
19:37and I'll tell the judge that I'm the dummy.
19:39No, stupid !
19:40I mean, I'll tell the dummy that he's the...
19:42Hey, our tools, our wood.
19:44What the hell's going on here ?
19:45Bob, Kevin has something to say to you.
19:47Kevin ?
19:50Abby.
19:51Abby Wilde.
19:53Time to...
19:54Ah !
19:55Eat breakfast.
19:56Oh.
19:57Why does Abby Wilde swing pat at me ?
19:59Um...
20:00Oh, that smells good.
20:01You changed back.
20:02Yeah, Iris doesn't need Abby Wilde
20:04and her crazy family anymore.
20:06Host family come home in...
20:0810 seconds.
20:09Oh, good.
20:10So, that's it then.
20:11You come into my life,
20:12you drive me crazy.
20:13Time to go.
20:14Thank you, Abby.
20:15Had a wonderful time.
20:16Thank your mom for me.
20:17Great.
20:18Listen, what did you say to Pete
20:19when you asked him out ?
20:20See you at school.
20:21Iris ?
20:22I left $14 on the counter
20:23for long-distance calls.
20:24Thanks.
20:25Listen, what did you say to Pete
20:26when you asked him out ?
20:27The movie's due back Wednesday.
20:28Be kind and rewind.
20:30Iris !
20:31Iris, come back !
20:34You stole my workers, tools and supplies
20:36right out from under Miss Smiley's nose ?
20:38Hey, shoot, it wasn't her fault.
20:39That's the kind of creativity
20:40the Bob needs.
20:41The what ?
20:42What ?
20:43Sweet cheeks, hit the bricks.
20:44You, come with me.
20:45You're my new assistant.
20:46Wait, I'm fired ?
20:47I'm gonna finish my hours after all.
20:48Yes !
20:49Let's go !
20:50Chop-chop, things to do,
20:51houses to build,
20:52pools to fill.
20:53I don't think so, man.
20:54All right ?
20:55I don't work for nobody.
20:56You're not gonna go with him ?
20:57Of course not.
20:58Hey, Beth, you have to learn
20:59how to say no.
21:00What did you just say to me ?
21:01Uh, you ever been sent to prison, boy ?
21:02Of course not.
21:03No.
21:04Well, guess who has.
21:05You're gonna be heading to my home
21:06and doing work.
21:07Of course, sir.
21:08Grab a shovel, lucky boy.
21:09You're mine.
21:10Yes, sir, absolutely, sir.
21:11Yes, sir is right.
21:12Come with the Bob.
21:13Coming.
21:14God, he's gotta learn how to say no.
21:18I'm telling you, Beth,
21:19she tried to kill me
21:20and take over my life.
21:21Abby, that sounds a little crazy.
21:22I mean, Iris is one of...
21:23Hello, Beth.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Creepy.
21:27Dr. Myers' office.
21:29Yes ?
21:30Oh, Mrs. Jenkins.
21:32Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear
21:33Harold's not feeling well.
21:34Sure.
21:35Hopefully tomorrow.
21:36Tomorrow might not be
21:37so good for him, either.
21:38We'll see how it goes.
21:39Okay.
21:40Bye-bye.
21:41Okay, let's finish this, Hodge.
21:43Bring it on, Dale !