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00:00Musique joyeuse
00:10Explosion
00:30Musique joyeuse
00:50What do you mean we can't?
00:52You mean we can't even cut a piece of hair like that?
00:55You can't even cut a piece of hair like that.
01:00I can do this, can't I?
01:03Yeah, so can I.
01:05Yeah, and me too.
01:08And we'll keep on cutting. What do you think of that?
01:11And I don't want to cut it.
01:13Now please, this is our shop and we know what to do about it.
01:17Before we get into pickling.
01:20And if you think I'm kidding, you just keep watching. You'll see.
01:24Musique joyeuse
01:31You-hoo, I see you.
01:34Repeat.
01:35You-hoo, I see you.
01:38There, so much for the call of the wild.
01:40Now men, we all know that bounties always capture their bears.
01:43Bears?
01:44You don't mean bears, you mean criminals.
01:46Tough guys, you know.
01:47A bear could rip us to pieces.
01:49Bear, schmear, whatever it is, we bounties always get it.
01:52Get it?
01:53Got it.
01:54Good. Now this bear's been stealing honey from every beekeeper in this area.
01:56You men must stop him. Get me?
01:58Yes, sir.
01:59Aye, aye, sir.
02:00Aye, aye, aye, sir.
02:01What the...
02:02It's Tim Bear.
02:03Well, don't just stand there. Go get him.
02:07There he goes, men.
02:09After him, you bean brains.
02:13You see him?
02:14No, I didn't see anything.
02:15Which brings to mind a poem.
02:17Benji saw the bear.
02:18The bear saw Benji.
02:19The bear got bulgy.
02:21The bulge was Benji.
02:23Oh, no.
02:25You know what I think?
02:26If it's another poem, I'll clobber you.
02:28I think we should find the honey first, and then the bear will find us.
02:32A very clever idea.
02:34But how do we find the honey?
02:36Follow the bees, you sick poet.
02:38That hurts.
02:39The bulge was Benji.
02:42I don't see any bees.
02:44Just keep looking, knucklehead.
02:45Every forest has bees.
02:47Hey, there's one.
02:49There's some more.
02:50See, what did I tell you?
02:53Hey, they're going away.
02:55Yeah, they're heading for the honey house.
02:57Follow them, you idiots.
02:58Don't lose sight of them, men.
03:00They'll lead us right to the hive.
03:02I had the hives once.
03:03Me, too.
03:04I broke out in bumps.
03:05If we lose those bees, you'll get bigger bumps.
03:11We lost the bees.
03:12See you guys in Ontario.
03:18Hey, I landed on my head.
03:21We're lucky.
03:22Everybody landed on a soft spot.
03:24Quit clowning, you appleheads.
03:26We've got to find those bees.
03:27They disappeared right about here.
03:29They just evaporated.
03:31Bees don't evaporate, numbskull.
03:33Quiet.
03:34I think I hear them.
03:43Those bees don't look like honeybees.
03:45They don't sound like honeybees, either.
03:47Of course they don't, you beetleheads.
03:49They're hornets.
03:52I think they're trying to tell us something.
03:54Yeah, and I got the message.
03:56Me, too.
03:57Let's get out of here.
03:58Hey, come on.
03:59Hey, hey, hey.
04:00Yeah.
04:08Ow.
04:09Ow.
04:10Ow.
04:11Ow.
04:12Ow.
04:13Oh, boy.
04:14We quit.
04:15Yeah.
04:16We'll just have to bear up without it.
04:18Boy, I'm rid of those nitwits at last.
04:22Thanks for the help, old buddy.
04:24It was a pleasure, Sarge.
04:26But let's stop hiring mail-order monkeys.
04:29All we seem to get is shoddy merchandise.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Ow.
04:34Ow.
04:36Look, I'm back.
04:38Are you finished with my little darling?
04:41Oh, yes.
04:42We're finished.
04:47He's twenty years younger.
04:49Oh.
04:50Twenty years younger.
04:52Oh.
04:53Oh.
04:54Oh.
04:55Oh.
04:56Oh.
04:57Oh.
04:58Oh.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:01Oh.
05:02Oh.
05:03Oh.
05:04La vieille femme est désolée
05:06Oh, mon Dieu!
05:10Un jour dans la vie
05:19Halt!
05:20C'est mon mot préféré, halt!
05:22Nous avons marché toute la journée et nous n'avons rien vu.
05:25Eh bien, les mouches ont eu leur journée légère.
05:27C'est ce qui m'inquiète, le journée légère.
05:29C'est ce qui nous inquiète.
05:30Sors d'ici, toi.
05:34La vieille femme est désolée
05:39Boy, what a heavy brush.
05:41We'll have to hack our way through it.
05:45Oh, it's you, Forest Head.
05:46When did you call your shots
05:47when you stick that broom in front of this lens?
05:58Well, get the name of that truck.
05:59I'm sorry.
06:01What is this?
06:02What is this nonsense?
06:03Did we come all the way out here to catch butterflies?
06:05No.
06:06I thought we were going to hunt lions,
06:07tigers, and why not the roses?
06:08Yeah, maybe we'll run into a hippo
06:10top of the almond tree bus.
06:12And a GNU, too.
06:14GNU?
06:15It's G-N-U, GNU.
06:16The G is silent.
06:17There's one thing you've got to know about wild animals.
06:20Never show them the slightest fear
06:21and they'll always respect you.
06:23And by the way, folks,
06:24keep your eyes glued to that TV set
06:25and you'll know what I mean.
06:33Oh, boy, what a mess.
06:35It's a shame people don't read signs.
06:38That's pretty messy.
06:39I didn't think people would litter up a park like this.
06:41You're right.
06:42Only one idiot would do a thing like this.
06:44Who's that?
06:45Tim Bear.
06:46Tim Bear?
06:50Come on, we've got to stop him.
06:55That's a ranger's duty.
06:56Of course.
06:58I don't know what you're talking about.
07:00Hey, this is my forest.
07:03If I want to litter, I'm going to litter.
07:07Look, everybody,
07:08I'm dropping this dirty tin can on the ground.
07:11Go ahead, smart guy, drop it.
07:13Yeah, drop it, if you dare.
07:16Look, I'm not dropping this dirty can on the ground.
07:21I'll put it in the litter tin.
07:25That's better.
07:26Right.
07:28Do you, Tim Bear, promise not to litter the park anymore?
07:32I do.
07:34To pick up trash and put it in the litter tin?
07:36I do.
07:38To protect, honor and obey the rules against littering the park?
07:43I do.
07:45And by the rules of the park, I now pronounce you a good bear.
07:53They fell for it.
07:55What a grateful bear.
07:57Yeah.
07:58We really taught him a lesson.
08:02Oh, no.
08:03What happened?
08:05He's knocking over the litter can.
08:07Boy, listen to that bear.
08:14I didn't promise not to kick over the litter cans.
08:17Ha, ha.
08:19Oops.
08:21I'm sorry.
08:22Ha, ha.
08:24Oops.
08:26And we didn't promise not to shoot you.
08:28If you did, either.
08:30Now that's what takes the fun out of littering.
08:35Come on, we gotta stop that smart aleck.
08:38We gotta stop that bear, too.
08:40A clean park is a happy park.
08:42You're sick, Larry.
08:46Well, he's not around the lake.
08:48And he's not on Flattop Mountain.
08:50And where's that litter bear hiding?
08:55There he goes, men.
08:57He's in that can.
08:58Here we go again.
09:03Okay, you litter stinker.
09:05Come out of there with your hands up.
09:07Here, I'll help you.
09:08Yeah.
09:09What a silly...
09:10skunk!
09:13Oh, no.
09:14Please, please.
09:16Thanks a lot, sweet rose.
09:19Now I can get back to the littering park.
09:23Sweet rose, what's the matter?
09:26Don't do it.
09:27I won't litter anymore.
09:30Wait for me.
09:37Oh, you're a real feeler.
09:38I bet you you're not scared of anything.
09:40Nah, if any wild animal came at me,
09:42I'd stare right in his eyes.
09:44I'd put my arm down his throat, grab him by the tail
09:46and turn him inside out and he'd be running the other way.
09:48Oh, boy, oh, boy.
09:49Like that lion there?
09:50Yeah, you mean him?
09:52Yeah, him and like...
10:05Thank you very much.
10:06And now for that wonderful and extraordinary trick,
10:09the disappearing bowl.
10:10The disappearing bowl.
10:11Professor, please.
10:12Oh, yes.
10:13I thank you.
10:14Water?
10:15Water.
10:16That's the water.
10:17That's a bowl trick.
10:18Now then.
10:20Nothing that side, nothing on that side.
10:23Over the top we go.
10:24Now then.
10:25Ready, aim.
10:26Fire!
10:29You got the wrong gun.
10:31Here now.
10:32One, two, three.
10:35Bowl has disappeared.
10:41You hide that.
10:42Hide that.
10:44That always happens.
10:46And now for our famous milk trick.
10:50The milk trick, if you please.
10:52Did you have your milk this morning?
10:53No coffee.
10:54You're supposed to say milk.
10:55But I had milk in my coffee.
10:56Oh, well, that'll do.
10:57Bow your head, sir.
11:03There we are.
11:04Very nice.
11:07Oh, get out of the way.
11:09See, with characters like this, it's no wonder we get into trouble.
11:12Wait, I'll show you what I mean.
11:16The park and spring is a sight to behold.
11:18It's beautiful.
11:19Just beautiful.
11:23The brooks are clearer.
11:24The grass is greener.
11:25The trees are...
11:26Oh?
11:27What's that?
11:28The bark on that magnificent maple tree has been rubbed off.
11:31And look at that poor slippery elm.
11:33It's spring.
11:34It's spring.
11:35It's spring.
11:36It's spring.
11:37It's spring.
11:38It's spring.
11:39It's spring.
11:40It's spring.
11:41It's spring.
11:42It's spring.
11:43It's spring.
11:44It's spring.
11:45It's spring.
11:46A branch of that picturesque oak is gone.
11:48Look no further, men.
11:49It's Tim Bear.
11:50He's using the trees as back scratchers again.
11:56If you ask me, he's just itching for a bath.
11:59I get it.
12:01Oh!
12:02It's those nutty rangers.
12:06Boy, what a soft life.
12:08Hey!
12:09What's this?
12:10Tim Bear, this is your guardian ranger talking to you.
12:13Why?
12:14Follow along quietly and there'll be no trouble.
12:17I don't get it.
12:18What's up?
12:19It's time for your annual bath.
12:21Bath?
12:25Now, Tim, you want to be a good bear, don't you?
12:30Then come out and take your bath.
12:32OK, smarty pants.
12:33Then we're coming in after you.
12:35Come on, men.
12:37I've got him.
12:38Me too.
12:39Hang on.
12:44Well, men, are we going to let a mere bear out with us?
12:47Yes.
12:48Without a doubt.
12:50Don't be ridiculous.
12:51We just have to use our heads, that's all.
12:55Couldn't we just let him run around dirty?
12:59What's the dishes bring him up?
13:01Start reeling the line back when I get the signal.
13:03Right.
13:09He's making fools out of us.
13:11There's nothing to worry about.
13:13That's a clever observation.
13:16Honey bubbles?
13:17How much more are we going to pamper this bear?
13:20We can't miss this time.
13:21We pour the honey into the bubble machine.
13:23Then we turn it on.
13:27The bubbles go into the cave.
13:30And out comes old Bubblehead.
13:32It works like a charm.
13:36We've got him, men.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:39He's floating away.
13:43Step right up.
13:44First come, first serve.
13:45Free helicopter ride for all bears.
13:49I'm first.
13:50Me first.
13:51I'm a bear.
13:53Me first.
14:02That boy's mimey should do the trick.
14:05Up and away.
14:09Hey, come back here.
14:10We're not through yet.
14:11Come on.
14:13Wait a minute.
14:15Boy's mimey.
14:16Let's get out of here.
14:22A tiny bear's a happy bear.
14:30Now for the knowledge handkerchief trick.
14:32Young man, may I borrow your hat?
14:33Oh, yes, sure.
14:34Are you sure it's empty?
14:35Yes.
14:36There's soldier's head.
14:38Well, that I knew.
14:39There we are then.
14:40I shall place my handkerchief inside of the hat.
14:42And the young man will withdraw a handkerchief one at a time,
14:44just as though they came from the store.
14:46Handkerchief number one, if you please.
14:47Handkerchief number one.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:49Thank you very much.
14:50Handkerchief number one.
14:51Handkerchief number two.
14:52Handkerchief number two.
14:53Handkerchief number two.
14:54Handkerchief number three.
14:55If I can find it.
14:58Oh, handkerchief number three.
14:59How about that?
15:00Very good.
15:01That's a wonderful trick, isn't it?
15:02Thank you.
15:04Hey, what'll I do with these?
15:05Not you.
15:06Not you?
15:07What do you mean?
15:10Try to spoil this trick.
15:11What did you do that for?
15:12None of your business.
15:13If it's for you, you can go too.
15:15I'm all alone.
15:16I'd better go with them.
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