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00:00J'étais tellement à l'aise à la fête
00:03Mon dieu, pourquoi as-tu abandonné ton swag ?
00:06Et je n'ai pas de nom dans ça !
00:08Il t'a donné la liberté de faire ce que tu veux
00:09C'est toi qui penses que ton jeu de fit n'est pas sur le flic
00:11Quoi mec ?
00:12Je reste propre !
00:13Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?
00:14Prépares-toi pour quelque chose d'autre
00:16Parce qu'à la fête, tu vas te laisser tomber comme ça
00:18Mec, ne dis rien à moi
00:20Tu ressembles à un putain de
00:21NOOOOOOON
00:31J'étais tellement à l'aise à la fête
00:33Mon dieu, pourquoi as-tu abandonné ton swag ?
00:35Et je n'ai pas de nom dans ça
00:37Il t'a donné la liberté de faire ce que tu veux
00:39J'étais tellement à l'aise à la fête
00:41Mon dieu, pourquoi as-tu abandonné ton swag ?
00:43Et je n'ai pas de nom dans ça
00:45Mec, ne dis rien à moi
00:47Tu ressembles à un putain de
00:49NOOOOON
01:01Hey, passe une bonne fête mec
01:02N'essaie pas de tomber sur personne, d'accord ?
01:04Je ne peux pas te promettre
01:06Hey, Specs
01:08Tu penses que tu pourrais
01:09Mettre tes cheveux de retour ?
01:11J'allais t'embrasser mais
01:13Tes yeux sont mignons comme la merde
01:15Ils sont plus gays que les filles
01:16Ils ne sont pas si mignons
01:18Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici ?
01:19Drip, drop
01:21Drip, drippity, drop
01:23Drip, drop
01:25Specs, comment ils font leur vie ?
01:27Je, je, quand, je, je
01:29Oh, elle est là pour moi pour le sommet
01:31Tu sais qu'elle est un putain
01:33Putain, mec, tu dois être plus dans tes bêtises, putain
01:36Merde, je le suis, je suis vraiment profond
01:39N'est-ce pas, Béarnaisha ?
01:40Tu, euh, euh, euh, quoi ?
01:47Pandi, dépêche-toi, on va manquer nos cheveux
01:49Fille, je ne suis pas en train de m'attendre à ça
01:51Ton père n'est pas si mauvais
01:53T'es folle
01:54Si ton père avait agi comme lui, tu ne le dirais pas
01:56Je suis désolée, Autumn, je ne voulais pas dire ça
01:59C'est ok
02:02Bon, prête ?
02:04Ouais
02:05Il n'y a pas de moyen que j'aie tout ce bâton à travers les customs
02:09Et Paul a une idée
02:12Tu comprends ?
02:13Idée ?
02:16Vraiment, personne ne va rire ?
02:17Eh bien, putain, je m'en vais
02:19Tu as quelqu'un d'autre à faire ton voice-over de merde sur YouTube
02:24Maman
02:25Maman, regarde
02:26Dis à ton frère qu'il doit dormir partout
02:28Je suis en vacances d'été
02:30Non, je ne te paye pas de l'argent
02:32Maman, c'est Barragama
02:34Alors tu vas faire ton fils payer de l'argent pour l'été ?
02:37Qu'est-ce que tu veux dire ?
02:38T'es en train de chercher un truc de fou
02:40C'est de la merde, maman
02:43Hé, hé, hé
02:44Ne laisse pas ta mère te parler comme ça, putain
02:46J'ai dit à ma mère, en direct, putain
02:48C'est quoi ce bordel ?
02:50C'est quoi ce bordel ?
02:52J'ai dit en direct, putain
02:54Et regarde moi
02:55Tu prends une bouteille ?
02:56Parce que je n'ai pas encore reçu mon taxe d'intérim
03:01François d'été, françois d'été
03:04J'étais rapide
03:06J'ai rencontré de nouveaux amis
03:08J'ai même fait des ennemis
03:10Et je crois que j'ai trouvé la fille de mes rêves
03:13Quand un homme et une femme
03:18Can't keep it now, no, no, no
03:22Ah, man, I'm all giddy and shit like a schoolgirl and shit.
03:25This ain't nobody can't hear this.
03:29Let me text him.
03:48Oh, wow, you ain't going to say it back, though?
04:19Oh, shit, this dick done fucked up her legs.
04:21Poor little Tink Tink. It happens, though.
04:31Aw, maybe being pregnant won't be the end of the world after all.
04:34Did someone say pregnant?
04:35No, girl. Go back to sleep.
04:37I can't. That word gives me nightmares.
04:39Just the thought of my honey popping spread open to the size of a cantaloupe is horrifying.
04:43You mean watermelon, right? I mean, it's not already that size?
04:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:50You're such a bitch.
04:55The fuck's shouting?
04:57Mama.
04:59What's up, lil boo?
05:00Where your mind?
05:01Where your phone at?
05:02I ain't got no games in my phone, lil boo. Watch out now.
05:04I know you was saying nothing about no games.
05:07Hey, lil face ass boy.
05:09Now, let me see your phone or get out of here.
05:12Boy, if you don't get the fuck on,
05:13Boy, if you don't get the fuck on
05:16Good to have you home cause those streets missed you
05:18It's cool to be back B-Lo
05:20But this ain't for me no more, you hear me?
05:22I'm tryna be that nigga with the business and the bad bitch
05:24Cookin' me off his neck at the field
05:28Nigga, you? Hell no
05:30You gon' be workin' at Bear by stockin' extension cords
05:32With a fat bitch cookin' you top ramen, nigga
05:36Why you always got a head on me, boy?
05:37I'm not hatin'
05:38I'm just keepin' it 100
05:39You just mad cause your dumb ass can't get in the cottage
05:41You know what?
05:42Fuck you, Lyle
05:43Alex, chill
05:44Yes, whatever, nigga
05:45What you wanna do?
05:46Nigga, you seriously wanna die right now?
05:48College made your ass dumb
05:50Bust a move then, nigga
05:51Shit
05:57Cinq minutes plus tard
05:58Jésus Christ
06:00Combien d'heures ils essayent d'atteindre?
06:02C'est tout ce qu'il y a ici dans le studio
06:05C'est ma faute, mec
06:06C'est un nigga qui va le faire
06:08On est bon
06:09I ain't trippin'
06:11Hey, this shit smell big as fuck
06:13Reggie over here, boy
06:15You already know
06:17I like when it's scent in my clothes
06:19And niggas be like
06:20Bruh, you got that bar in though?
06:23Nigga, I'm the plug out here
06:28I'm fuckin' fried right now, bruh
06:33Hey, hey
06:35I might be trippin'
06:37But if the ass
06:38Or the seaside are the scent
06:49Well, look who it is
06:50How you been doin', son?
06:51I been doin' good
06:53Hey, I want-
06:54Nigga, you forgot already?
06:55No, sir
06:56Do I need to put my size 20 boot up your ass?
06:58I apologize, sir
06:59I been doin' good, sir
07:00Who's this sexy honey dip right here?
07:03Son, you shouldn't have
07:04Sir
07:05Hey, cutie
07:06That's my lady
07:07She's with me
07:08Like you know what to do with that
07:09Little girl
07:10Do we eat that ass like groceries?
07:12What the-
07:13It's okay, you can tell her
07:14Where's mom?
07:15Where you think?
07:16In the kitchen where she's supposed to be
07:18Y'all come inside
07:19It's cold as shit out here
07:21Your dad
07:22Is an asshole
07:23Yup
07:25Hello?
07:26Is anybody home?
07:27Hey, what's poppin', boy?
07:29Damn, it's been a minute since you been home
07:31I missed you, little nigga
07:32I missed you too, Dad
07:33Spax!
07:34Oh my God, my big boy is home!
07:37What is wrong with you?
07:38You don't call, you don't come home for Christmas?
07:40Babe, calm down
07:42I'm sure he has his reasons
07:44I'm sorry for not calling, Pilar
07:46I was just, uh, busy with school
07:48And you know, it just kinda slipped my mind
07:50Slipped your mind?
07:51Did he just say slip-
07:53Oh, I get it
07:54You're ashamed of us
07:56It's 2015, Spax
07:58Your father is gay
07:59And he loves me
08:00And we love you
08:02Who helped you get your first girlfriend?
08:04You did
08:05And who kicked those boys' asses
08:06For stuffing you in the locker?
08:07Uh, you did
08:08That's right, I beat their ass
08:11I need to calm down
08:13My blood pressure's at 10 right now
08:16Sorry, I suck dick, son
08:18It's okay, Dad
08:23Damn, that was a long walk
08:25Hey, pops, you-
08:28Got some tissue
08:29Barry!
08:30What the hell you doing bustin' in here unannounced?
08:32You ain't got no job
08:33What?
08:34Yesterday I told you I was coming home for the summer
08:36I texted you an hour ago to come pick me up from the bus station
08:39I had to walk, pops
08:40Why don't you raise your damn voice at me?
08:42I don't know how to work these damn phones
08:43Now get your ass in there and wash them dishes
08:45Whoa, I just got here
08:47I'm your daddy, right?
08:48Yeah
08:49Oh, so you my son?
08:50Yes
08:51And do you have a job?
08:53No
08:54Well, then take your ass in there and wash them dishes
08:56Before I beat the fur off your back
08:59Well, make a sorry again
09:00Sorry again
09:01And I'm gonna knock your damn nose loose
09:04Pops, which one of these is the red?
09:05The white or the gold?
09:06Neither, cause there ain't no white and gold
09:08It's blue and black, and it's the blue one
09:10Pops, stop playin' now
09:11There's only white and gold in here
09:12Boy, say white and gold one more time
09:13I'm gonna turn your eye white and gold
09:16You mean blue and black, right?
09:17God damn it, motherfucker, what'd I tell-
09:19Pops, chill out, I'm just playin'
09:20I'm just playin'
09:21Pops!
09:33I'm with y'all who rockin' the t-shirts
09:35That shit crazy
09:36Y'all at school with them on
09:37That's dope, man
09:38Hey, and this is new
09:39Don't forget to tip your favorite YouTuber
09:41Yes
09:42I take donations