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00:00Attention, attention, attention.

00:04Attention, attention, attention.

00:10Welcome back, viewers.

00:11During the break, I have with me a journalist.

00:13I mean, Mr. Journalist himself.

00:15International journalist.

00:17And he is crying, he is worried and he is bowing his head.

00:21Let's ask him what is his complaint against us.

00:24Greetings.

00:26Oh.

00:28Oh, you are crying very badly.

00:32Greetings. How are you?

00:34Greetings.

00:35Why are you crying?

00:36Mr. Haroon, I don't have that value.

00:38I used to cry a lot.

00:39Yes.

00:40I had that value.

00:41Yes, that's true.

00:42No, there was another time.

00:43Yes.

00:43When there was a world war.

00:45Yes, yes.

00:46People used to come to meet me.

00:47Yes, that's true.

00:48They used to ask me to bring the newspaper.

00:51Yes.

00:51Then at 5 o'clock.

00:52Yes.

00:53People used to go home without me.

00:56Yes, that's true.

00:57You were covered with blackness in the movie, weren't you?

00:59For half an hour, I had to stay in the forest.

01:01Yes.

01:02Then I had to hide in a meme.

01:04I had to hide for 6 months.

01:05Yes, yes.

01:06Okay, I have seen that in America,

01:08even dogs are put in the mouth and taken inside.

01:10Yes, yes.

01:11What used to happen in Pakistan?

01:13Yes.

01:14Where there is air in the bathroom, a journalist comes.

01:17The dog used to put his face inside.

01:19Yes, yes.

01:19It used to wet the whole newspaper in one day.

01:23Then a dehydrated dog used to take you.

01:26Then a world newspaper came to you.

01:28What did the dog do to you?

01:30We are curious.

01:31We have some questions.

01:32You answer.

01:33Yes.

01:33What pain did you have when people used to throw you in the house like this?

01:37No, no.

01:37The sound was fun.

01:38Yes, yes.

01:39Wow.

01:40One man brought a tie.

01:42Yes.

01:42He has kept a cup of coffee in front of him.

01:43Great.

01:44He has kept it in front of the table.

01:45Wow, wow.

01:46He is reading.

01:46Yes.

01:47He used to beat him up and now he is beating us up.

01:51Mr. Anil, tell me one thing.

01:52What?

01:53The man kept it in front of us and asked us what it was.

01:55Wow.

01:56He used to bring tea for us.

01:57Wow.

01:58He used to beat us up and now he is beating us up.

01:59Okay, so he used to read the newspaper the whole day.

02:01Yes.

02:02And it is not a matter of being so happy.

02:03Many people used to beat you up in the washroom too.

02:05But that is his weakness.

02:07I have a backache.

02:10Many people used to beat me up in the washroom.

02:13I didn't understand this.

02:16What kind of life is this?

02:18What?

02:18The newspaper used to charge you Rs. 35 per kilo.

02:21This is what I am saying.

02:22Wow.

02:23I didn't have time.

02:24Okay, this Rs. 35 per kilo that he charges..

02:26Yes.

02:27..it gets recycled and becomes a newspaper.

02:29Okay.

02:30In fact, there are such newspapers now.

02:32They have come up with such editions that you read the newspaper

02:36and then eat the newspaper along with the curry.

02:39Yes, the edible newspaper.

02:41Then you should have said the news inside.

02:44Mr. Haroon, he must be in a lot of pain.

02:47He is not in pain.

02:48If I had written Biryani, he would have kept Jalebis.

02:51What kind of news is this that you eat the newspaper?

02:53In Japan, there is a newspaper.

02:55Yes.

02:55It comes with such editions that it is made of such materials

02:59that if you eat a cone, you eat the waffle around it.

03:03Yes, yes.

03:04Similarly, there is an edible newspaper.

03:07Its ink is also edible.

03:08Wow.

03:09So you read the newspaper and then eat it.

03:12If I have a stomach ache, I go to the doctor

03:13and tell him that I have a loose newspaper of a lion.

03:16Sir, I didn't kidnap him. I went to the doctor.

03:19I ate two turkeys. I don't know why I have a stomach ache.

03:22Mr. Haroon, every era has its own demands.

03:24Yes.

03:24Now the era has become digital.

03:25So now there is no need for paper newspapers.

03:29That's why he is crying.

03:30Because people couldn't even imagine

03:33that the newspapers would end or their value would end.

03:36Remember, there was a film, Back to the Future.

03:38Yes.

03:39Do you remember?

03:40In that, they didn't show that the newspapers have ended.

03:42They showed that they have taken one newspaper

03:44and the news changes on it every morning.

03:47Yes.

03:47There is a connection with its Wi-Fi or some wireless thing

03:51that the news is on it every day.

03:52They didn't even think about it.

03:54But let me tell you one more thing.

03:57Their value is going to increase.

03:58Why? How?

03:59It is going to increase a lot.

04:00The reason is that there was a social media boom.

04:05Yes.

04:05Now the news is on the phone.

04:07Now the TV channels will go down.

04:09In four to five years, the value will end.

04:11Now this will also happen.

04:12Now all these things have ended.

04:14The reason is that your social media

04:18can't be properly regulated by any regulatory authority.

04:23Yes.

04:23Where is someone sitting and doing it?

04:25Where is someone sitting and doing it?

04:26If you are sitting in America,

04:28then you start talking about Bhutan.

04:30What harm will Bhutan people do to you?

04:32Because of this, fake news has brought that era again.

04:36Fake news.

04:37You are forced to watch TV channels.

04:40And the newspapers will give you the right news.

04:42But not everyone is interested in the news, right?

04:44Absolutely.

04:45That's why to sell newspapers,

04:48they invented crossword puzzles.

04:50And first of all, it was published in the newspaper.

04:52So that people buy it every day.

04:54Amanat says that the day the movie page came out,

04:56the newspaper came out of my heart.

04:58I remembered from the movies that you used to get ads too.

05:00Yes, I used to read all the pages in the movies.

05:03Yes.

05:03I used to get angry that I don't have a heroine,

05:05so I used to do it.

05:07Okay, what does the Chinese do with you?

05:10Thank God, the newspaper is sold in Pakistan.

05:13Yes.

05:15By the way, I still use the newspaper very well.

05:19What?

05:19I mean, the glass of the house is very clean from the newspaper.

05:23Yes, that's right.

05:24It's true.

05:25It's very clean.

05:26I have a technical question.

05:28When people roll you or fold you,

05:32don't you feel pain?

05:34No, I'm not crazy.

05:35You keep rolling me, I'll be like this.

05:38Oh, man.

05:41Okay, Mr. Adan, in today's era, we call social media very bad.

05:44But the real fake news or exaggerated news,

05:47which we also call yellow journalism,

05:49this newspaper is the source of it.

05:50Absolutely.

05:51First of all, The Sun.

05:53It was not selling.

05:56So they wrote that people live on the moon too.

05:59No.

06:00From that day, the whole world came to know

06:02that The Sun is also a newspaper.

06:04You are absolutely right.

06:05And the war of yellow journalism in Pulitzer and Hearst

06:09started the American-Spanish war.

06:11Yes, it started.

06:12But it is true that reading the newspaper

06:14increases your vocabulary.

06:17No matter how much you read,

06:19whether you read a book or read the news on the phone,

06:21but the texture and the words that come in front of your eyes,

06:26you remember them and they remain in your mind.

06:27You are absolutely right.

06:29You remember the words because you remember the whole news.

06:31Yes.

06:32Because you forget the words.

06:34When you remember the whole news,

06:35you remember the word that was used in it.

06:39I didn't have any problem reading the newspaper.

06:41What?

06:42They used to write,

06:43Bakiya Chutali.

06:44It took me an hour and a half to find Chutali.

06:48I was angry with Mr. Waghat.

06:49Why?

06:49The more he read, the more he used to hit me on my head.

06:53There was one more thing.

06:54I have brought Haleem from Shahpur.

06:55Yes.

06:56Why did he keep a hot name on me?

06:59The hot name is fine.

07:01But when Amrood Dala cuts and puts spices on you,

07:03what will happen to you?

07:05Listen, you don't know.

07:06My redness will go away.

07:07How?

07:08My redness will turn black.

07:10My mother makes hot parathas.

07:12She keeps them in the newspaper.

07:13Parathas are of no value.

07:15They don't let you eat them.

07:17In the olden days, when movies were made

07:20and the hero and heroine were shown,

07:22they used to put the newspaper up.

07:24What was happening behind that newspaper?

07:25What?

07:26I don't know. I will close my eyes.

07:33I used to eat tea in the olden days.

07:35Oh, wow.

07:36Great poets and scholars used to come.

07:38Wow.

07:39They used to read it all day.

07:40There is only one newspaper on every table.

07:41Pakhti House.

07:42Yes.

07:42Great people used to come and read it.

07:43They used to come and keep an eye on us

07:45before they went to their relatives.

07:46Okay, the newspaper, the one with the tea stall.

07:49Yes.

07:49The language used to develop from the newspapers.

07:52People used to have decency from the newspapers.

07:55They didn't use to gossip.

07:57They used to tell things in a great manner.

07:59And when people used to read them,

08:01the biggest thing about the newspaper was

08:04that you used to get into the habit of reading.

08:06Yes, that's the best thing.

08:07So, today, I would like to end the complaint of the newspaper

08:09with a poem by Badar Muneer.

08:12It goes like this.

08:13Now, my broken heart is more desperate than me.

08:16Wow.

08:17Now, my broken heart is more desperate than me.

08:20Wow.

08:20This mansion used to look like a court.

08:22Till evening, how many hands will I use

08:26to go through the newspapers of Urdu in the teahouses?

08:28Wow.

08:29Wow.

08:32And people who are angry and want to go out of the family.

08:35Yes.

08:36They say, if you can't get a napkin for the child,

08:37then keep two newspapers.

08:43Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.

08:46We will meet after the break.

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