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00:00Welcome back, Barstool Pick'Em week two.
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00:15I'll just throw this out there.
00:17Week one, I placed two futures on Heisman's.
00:22I took the Nikko kid from Tennessee at 15 to one
00:26and I also added Travis Hunter at 40 to one
00:28just because he was so electric.
00:29He's down to 25 to one.
00:31DraftKings has all the futures.
00:31What's Cam Ward?
00:32Is he the favorite?
00:33Cam Ward, I believe.
00:34I think Dylan Gabriel is still the favorite.
00:36That's crazy.
00:36Yeah, he played like shit.
00:38Yeah, well, he hurt his hand.
00:39Yes.
00:41Did you know that?
00:41Yes, I watched a lot of that.
00:42Okay, you watched a lot of it?
00:44A lot of it, yeah.
00:45A lot of that game.
00:46A lot of that game.
00:47Okay, so DraftKings, go check out DraftKings.
00:49That's where all of our bets are gonna be.
00:50We also hit the mortal parlay.
00:53Which I didn't bet and I bet it every single week.
00:56It was just one of those things.
00:58There is a transition period.
01:00This is our first year with DraftKings.
01:01I'm not, I just didn't see it.
01:04I saw like our college football one go up
01:08which is four legs.
01:09I didn't see the pick them.
01:10And then I saw you say we won it
01:12and I was 60 grand out of it.
01:14I knew that you didn't bet it when I texted you and Rico.
01:19I was like, congrats, boys, and you didn't respond.
01:20I was like.
01:21I bet it every time.
01:22I knew he didn't put out that he faded it.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Well, no.
01:26Yeah, no, I bet against Oklahoma State.
01:27I didn't even know it was in there.
01:29All right, so go to DraftKings where all of our bets will be.
01:32Okay, week two.
01:33I feel like the boss gone got smoked.
01:35Someone pointed out a rider.
01:37Riders, by the way.
01:38I mean, listen.
01:39They're riled up.
01:40I'm a rider.
01:41He's right there.
01:42See him in the booth?
01:43Neil, that's your guy.
01:45Yeah, that's my guy.
01:46Who the fuck's that guy?
01:47Stole his clubhouse.
01:49Neil, that boy.
01:49You like him, right?
01:50Yeah, he's good.
01:51He's good.
01:52He's doing God's work.
01:53You got beef with him?
01:54He's good.
01:54He's good.
01:55Okay.
01:56Riders are whooping it up online.
01:59And listen, I'm a rider, but it is a long scene.
02:02It's early in the game.
02:03Yeah, it's early in the game.
02:04Someone pointed out, a rider did point out,
02:06because they were taking a lot of victory laps.
02:08Rico had an insane.
02:10Eight and three week.
02:11Eight and three week.
02:13And they were taking victory laps.
02:15They reminded me that you don't fade Rico
02:17until college basketball season.
02:19Morning, he starts looking at other stuff.
02:20Yeah, listen.
02:21Attractive.
02:25Not to be a dick.
02:26I'm like, he's so bad.
02:27I'm going to fade him all year.
02:28But he was right.
02:29And I think you got to let me get bad.
02:31The Wisconsin game right off the bat wasn't even close.
02:34And then I was like, oh, well, he won that.
02:35So I started going down.
02:36Yeah, I lost a, what was I?
02:39Seven and nine.
02:40I would say I'd have to go back and look at my exact picks,
02:43but probably four of those are just strictly Rico fades.
02:46Yeah.
02:47I hate, it's the worst.
02:49I got a little thing on my tongue too, which is not good.
02:51Oh no, are you getting sick?
02:52No, just a lot of travel.
02:54Been all over the place.
02:55I went out once.
02:57I've gone out once all summer.
02:59And when I say out, I stayed out till midnight
03:01and had like two high noons and got like kind of sick
03:04the next day.
03:05I just don't get, by the way, totally side note.
03:08The talk of that, you just get a gas.
03:10I don't follow.
03:11Yeah, he went tarps off the whole weekend.
03:13Just shirts off.
03:13And then he, I said it to him yesterday in the office.
03:15And he's like, yeah, it's a beach bar.
03:17I'm like, all right, but you don't go tarps off.
03:19There's no place in Nantucket where he was the only one.
03:21He must be working out like the way,
03:23he's literally, he did look good.
03:25He did look good.
03:26Instagram stories, just all shirts off.
03:28Yeah, shirts off.
03:28Tops off.
03:29There's no bigger gas rider in the world.
03:32There has to be, it's an island.
03:34Where?
03:35The gazebo?
03:35No.
03:36There's no bigger gas rider in the world than Hank.
03:39Hank, if you ask Hank,
03:41because if you asked him like whose life
03:43would you trade right now,
03:45and it would be gas 100 out of 100 times.
03:47Oh yeah?
03:48Love gas.
03:49Yeah.
03:49Yeah, no, he, there is.
03:50I mean, who doesn't love gas's life?
03:53It does nothing.
03:54There is no shirts off bars in Nantucket.
04:00There just isn't.
04:03And every photo, everyone's wearing shirts, except him.
04:06I do like that gas has become like a hardcore listener
04:12and kind of troll of podcasts at Barstool Sports.
04:14I really appreciate that.
04:15He's become that?
04:17Yeah.
04:18He's always been.
04:18No, but he's like commenting, he's tweeting more about it.
04:21He's in the chat on your show.
04:23Yeah, he calls like one of the funniest.
04:25I always get it.
04:26I mean, I'm getting the.
04:27He, one of the funniest things he does
04:29that makes me laugh every time he calls,
04:31he says that Hank needs more respect
04:34from his co-hosts, PFT and Big Cat.
04:36I'm pardon my take.
04:36And he's just like, your co-hosts are being rude to you.
04:41Wait, hold on.
04:42He had his shirt off the whole weekend?
04:43Oh, is it on Instagram?
04:45I don't follow him, but I was seeing him.
04:46Why don't you follow him?
04:47Because I'd hate him.
04:49I haven't followed him for years.
04:51So he just had his shirt off in what, bars?
04:53Bars, yeah.
04:54His whole Instagram, go to his Instagram story.
04:56It might be deleted now, but.
04:57It's crazy.
04:58It was crazy.
04:59I was like, yeah.
05:00He put a picture up, I think.
05:01Four years ago, we were at a stoplight, maybe longer,
05:04and he had his phone out making like a girl Instagram story
05:07and I just unfollowed.
05:08I'm like, get me out of here.
05:09You had to, it was over.
05:10If I ever want to talk to you, I can't watch this.
05:14Oh, wait, here we go.
05:16It's crazy.
05:16If it's just carbs.
05:17Oh, he's definitely working out.
05:19Yeah.
05:20TRT.
05:21Can't wait to be.
05:22Because he's starting to get like,
05:23he's starting to get the abs.
05:25So yeah, that's.
05:25He does eat super, all he does is eat salad.
05:28Salads.
05:28All he does is eat salad.
05:29He goes through phases, but he's in one now.
05:31Oh, this is 100% I've been working my ass off.
05:34Yeah, yeah.
05:34Like, that's the most obvious.
05:37I mean, he looks good.
05:38Credit to him.
05:39Nothing wrong with bettering yourself.
05:41What's TRT?
05:42It's the testosterone thing,
05:44where you just get like, super jacked.
05:46Can't wait to go back, but capitalizing ACK.
05:50It's supposed to be.
05:51The only guy, first time he visited me in Kentucky,
05:52he had a ax sticker on his like, broken down little like,
05:56car or whatever he had at the time.
05:58But yeah, it was, I forget how it got on, it was shocking.
06:01TRT's supposed to like, be like a miracle drug,
06:03but I think once you get on it, you can never get off it.
06:05Do you have to work out?
06:06I don't think so.
06:07Then like, dude, get me some.
06:08Yeah, but then, but the problem is like,
06:10I want to get on it, but if you get on it,
06:12then you become dependent on it,
06:13and then you have to have it for the rest of your life.
06:15Who cares?
06:16No one really knows what it could like, be bad.
06:19I'm starting to get to the point
06:20where it's like, diminishing return,
06:21so it's like, all right, whatever, I'll do it.
06:23You'll start taking the miracle drugs?
06:25Because you are in that class,
06:26where you could tap into the rich guy drugs
06:29that they don't give to anyone else.
06:30Yeah, I can't work out, but I'll take whatever.
06:33I'm pretty sure TRT, you just like, become jacked.
06:37Right?
06:39I don't know enough about it.
06:40Bert Kreischer did.
06:40It boosts your testosterone, so you want to work out.
06:43You want to lift.
06:45And that wouldn't make me want to work out,
06:48it would just make me want to bet more.
06:49What about his suit?
06:50It kind of reminds me of when you discovered Adderall.
06:54Or 10X.
06:55True, if you have more energy,
06:56your energy is going to be used for the places
06:58that you enjoy, which is horse racing and football.
07:01Correct.
07:01I'm not going to let work out.
07:04You did 10X for a little bit, too, no?
07:06He tried it.
07:06I tried it.
07:07I went there just to get my shoulder,
07:09like, do growth hormones to try to fix it,
07:11and they put me through a full.
07:13Hank, you should get him your body suit.
07:15He wouldn't, that wouldn't hurt his shoulder.
07:17Yeah, catalyst.
07:17He's got this body suit that, like,
07:18vibrates you and, like, tones you.
07:22No weights.
07:23No weights.
07:24Yeah, I literally, my shoulder's so screwed up,
07:26I can't do anything.
07:26Yeah, you don't have to, you don't have to, like, move.
07:29All right.
07:30At all.
07:31Yeah, I got to try something, I'd love that.
07:32Yeah, we got to get him on a catalyst.
07:34Nothing wrong with bettering yourself.
07:36I cut out soda, two days.
07:39That's, like, the number one.
07:40Soda's a big thing.
07:41Day two.
07:42I kind of want to get soda addiction
07:44just so I can cut it out and lose weight.
07:45Like, I've always said, if I could,
07:47I don't really drink much.
07:48I was healthy.
07:49So, I'm always jealous of the people, like,
07:50oh, I stopped drinking for January, I lost 15 pounds.
07:53Yeah.
07:54That, for me, that would be ice cream, and I can't do it.
07:56Ice cream's the best.
07:57I cannot stop ice cream.
07:58I, I, I did, I do pizza, I mean,
08:01pizza kind of puts me, but I did 10 pizza reviews yesterday.
08:0510?
08:0510.
08:06Pittsburgh actually had some great pizza.
08:07Did you see the boys?
08:09Did I check in, you mean?
08:10Yeah.
08:12No.
08:13The Abel brothers.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:15Oh, you should've.
08:16Oh, I forgot they were there.
08:17They had, they had a pizza place
08:19they wanted you to try by the airport.
08:21I would've gone.
08:22They didn't reach out.
08:23Fuck.
08:24I'm caught.
08:26All right, so, Dave, we should've mentioned that to start.
08:29You're wearing a crown.
08:30Well, yeah, I don't feel like Michigan's
08:32getting the respect they deserve.
08:34We're the champs, and I know it.
08:35New season.
08:36I, I, well, we're still the champs.
08:38I mean, who's the champs?
08:40Michigan.
08:41And I know we were talking a little bit,
08:42like, the Celtics, great, great win.
08:45Great, Hank, for us.
08:46And there are, I guess, like, Philly fans.
08:48I, I will say Michigan bothers people in this office
08:52more than the Celtics did, so.
08:55And it's football.
08:55Football will always be more, like,
08:59there's just more people who are invested in football
09:01in America than any other sport.
09:03So, I'm enjoying my reign.
09:05I ordered this crown.
09:06We're going to Michigan.
09:07Yep, we'll be in Michigan on Saturday.
09:09For that.
09:11I'm trying to see if anybody knows any AI out there
09:13how to do this.
09:14I like, like, a majestic Hail of the Victors.
09:17Like, a medieval one, almost.
09:20Like, walking in, like a king walking into a castle
09:23with Hail of the Victors, but somehow,
09:26you know what I'm saying?
09:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, with, like, maybe a bagpipe or something.
09:28Yeah, something that really sets it off.
09:30Like a trumpet?
09:31Yeah.
09:32A bugle?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.
09:35Harp?
09:35Harp?
09:36Something that makes it sound regal.
09:38Yeah, okay.
09:39Yeah, okay, so, congratulations, I guess?
09:43I don't know.
09:44I already congratulated you.
09:45No, it's still the champ.
09:46I'm on my, I'm sitting on the throne.
09:49I'm reigning over college football right now.
09:51It's very funny to me watching
09:54the various Barstool employees
09:55that don't know Championship Dave
09:57and how to deal with you,
09:59because you had a five-year drought.
10:01We had a little drought, yeah.
10:02So, there's a ton of people that have been hired
10:04that don't remember that, like, this is just,
10:06they're just living what Kevin and I lived
10:10on the rundown for a decade,
10:12and they're now having to, like, come to grips with this,
10:14that you're insufferable.
10:16Did I walk in and hear you yelling with Tate?
10:20Yeah, they were screaming at each other.
10:21I wasn't yelling.
10:22Dave wasn't yelling.
10:23I heard a little bit of that.
10:24Like, Tate is a peon,
10:26and he's gonna just have to accept that.
10:29There's no other way to say it.
10:31Like, I've seen some of the stuff,
10:32occasionally it comes across.
10:33To be honest, I know he's done rants.
10:35I haven't watched him.
10:36He said I talked about him first.
10:38Maybe I did, but I honestly may have confused him.
10:41Like, I have so many Ohio State trolls in my mentions,
10:45and occasionally I pick and I respond to some.
10:47So, he wants to do that bet.
10:48It's like, as I've said,
10:50he wanted to make that double or nothing bet
10:52in the middle of the summer.
10:53He wakes up, and all he's thinking about is Michigan,
10:57and I'm enjoying the summer
10:59and enjoying my national championship reign.
11:01You know, maybe I'll throw him a couple crumbs
11:03when we get closer to the game.
11:04I don't know.
11:05It's Texas week.
11:06I'm worried about Texas right now.
11:09And to be honest, he hasn't even earned
11:12the right to look me in the eyes.
11:14Like, this should be like Medusa.
11:15If you look me in the eyes, you turn to stone.
11:17That's what should happen to Tate.
11:19Like, Big Ev and Buckeye Brandon have gone through.
11:22Tate?
11:23Like, who cares, Tate?
11:25Like, I don't care at all about you.
11:28What about Titus?
11:29I guess we do kind of have a lot of Ohio State.
11:30Titus is here.
11:31Titus neither.
11:32I don't interact with him, like, enough.
11:34He's not in my football content.
11:36I consider him a basketball guy.
11:39I didn't know he went there.
11:40But really, Fat Boy and uh...
11:42They have been in the trenches with you
11:45watching the games.
11:46I think Tate will earn his stripes
11:49when he starts watching the games with you
11:50and like that close.
11:51Yeah, he could.
11:52But it has to, like, slow.
11:54Brandon, that was very natural.
11:56Brandon has just picked against Michigan
11:58for like four years in a row.
12:00And then he became Buckeye Brandon.
12:01It didn't happen overnight.
12:02Big Ev and I have said, actually,
12:03we've been doing it for a decade.
12:04I don't know how long Big Ev has been here.
12:06A long time.
12:07Right now, Tate is no different
12:10than any Ohio State troll bag.
12:12And there are a lot of them.
12:13And they're mad.
12:14They haven't beat us since pre-COVID.
12:16So, I get it.
12:17But, like, why won't you bet with me?
12:19You're lucky you even have the right to talk to me.
12:23It's different with the outfit.
12:25Yeah, no, it's ridiculous.
12:26I actually forgot because...
12:29Yeah, he's like, what are you doing?
12:29I was like, what are you...
12:30Are you doing a video or something right now?
12:32He's like, no, I won.
12:33I was like, oh, you're gonna wear this all day.
12:36I think this is the first time maybe in the...
12:39No, we did the basketball.
12:40First time in the office.
12:42You've been here a bunch,
12:43but it's the first time in the office in football season.
12:45It's football season.
12:47And Michigan, again,
12:48is the Apple of college football's eye this week.
12:51It's like...
12:51They are getting disrespected, yeah.
12:53They are getting disrespected.
12:54Disrespect is an understatement.
12:56It's a big line.
12:57Understatement.
12:58Big line.
12:59I don't...
13:00If we wanna just knock this game off,
13:01I'm ready to go in on this game.
13:03All right, fine.
13:04Well, I was gonna save it for last,
13:05but let's do it right now.
13:06We're talking about...
13:07First of all, Michigan's defense is outstanding.
13:12The lack...
13:13Outstanding.
13:14They got a bunch of dudes back on the defensive line.
13:17Obviously, the best cornerback in the country,
13:20maybe best defensive player in the country.
13:24Fresno State, people ask that.
13:27I'm going back.
13:28Here we go.
13:29Fresno State...
13:30What?
13:31Ask me last...
13:31Fresno State was...
13:32Ask me last time Fresno State was held to 10 points.
13:35Fresno State's one of the greatest power...
13:38They're not afraid of anybody.
13:39Power five teams of all time.
13:41Anytime, anyplace, anywhere.
13:42Yeah.
13:44Who'd they play last week first?
13:45I had Fresno State in the playoff until week one.
13:48Who'd Fresno...
13:50Anybody?
13:51They played a big 10 team.
13:52Molly whopped them last year, week one.
13:54Purdue hung 40 on them.
13:56Then week three, they played Arizona State.
13:59Power five conference.
14:00Molly whopped them.
14:01They haven't been held to under 10 points or less
14:04since pre-COVID.
14:05They always score.
14:06Same quarterback.
14:08They didn't move the ball.
14:08They had one drive against Michigan.
14:10And that was, they turned it over and got the ball back
14:13and then got picked six.
14:14This defense is being slept on.
14:16Now, do we have questions at...
14:19That's just what I was going to say.
14:20Offensive ball?
14:21Yeah.
14:22Well, let me tell you this.
14:23Are you a cancer fan?
14:24No.
14:25Neither am I.
14:26Has anybody in this room beat cancer?
14:28Because my quarterback has.
14:29Dave, you have.
14:32You beat it.
14:32I did.
14:33I was like, what are you talking about?
14:36My quarterback and I both beat cancer.
14:39And let me tell you something about beating cancer.
14:41It makes you steely-willed.
14:43I like this guy.
14:44He's got two first names.
14:46And I didn't think he was that bad.
14:47What are his two first names?
14:49Davis Warren.
14:49I didn't think he was too bad.
14:51I didn't, I literally...
14:52Davis Warren is such a Michigan name.
14:54Oh my God.
14:55Warren?
14:57That's what he said.
14:58What did you say?
14:58Warren Davis.
14:59He's got two first names.
15:02Warren.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Warren Davis.
15:05Warren Davis.
15:05Davis Warren.
15:06That literally is the most Michigan guy.
15:08You know he beat cancer?
15:09Yeah, I did.
15:10So that's why I wasn't recruited.
15:12And I thought he played pretty decent.
15:15They kept it tight.
15:16They didn't run the ball.
15:17That was a little bit alarming.
15:18Their tight end is the best tight end
15:19in the fucking country.
15:20The run the ball was the part that I was a little...
15:22Yeah.
15:23They didn't get any push.
15:23No, they did.
15:24That kid did have what?
15:25Like 27 yards?
15:26They started grinding towards the end of the game
15:28when they needed it.
15:29They needed a Michigan drive and they got it.
15:31Texas, everyone wants to crown them.
15:33I'm not crowning shit.
15:34You go in Ann Arbor
15:35and we have the best defense in the country.
15:37I think we're going to win this game.
15:39And by the way, I'm glad we're playing this game
15:41because we don't duck anybody.
15:42Other schools are playing the Akrons,
15:44the Western Michigans of the world.
15:45No, we want a big game.
15:47The winner...
15:48I love this game, especially in the playoff format
15:50because the winner of this game is basically
15:52in the playoffs.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Because you have such a high pressure.
15:57As long as you don't lose three games.
15:59After that, you may be able to get in
16:01because you have such a tiebreaker advantage.
16:03So I love it.
16:04We win this game, we're in.
16:05I think we're going to win.
16:06People, Michigan's defense was dominant against Fresno.
16:10And I know-
16:11They were basically,
16:11Fresno's like the Houston run and shoot.
16:13Fresno has it.
16:15Fresno's quarterback's good.
16:16Chip Kelly, Oregon.
16:19I agree.
16:20I'm saying that.
16:20I'm saying they're-
16:21It's getting a little irritating.
16:22One of the best offense I've ever seen.
16:25Held them to 10 points.
16:26They haven't been held to 10 points since pre-COVID.
16:29And they played everybody.
16:30We're making the same point.
16:31They play everybody.
16:33Went in, they scored 40 at Purdue.
16:35Went into West Lafayette.
16:36Beat them week one.
16:37Michigan dominated on defense.
16:40Trust me.
16:41We are going to-
16:43Everyone's just writing Michigan off.
16:44Seven and a half.
16:45We're the defending national champs.
16:47We have the most wins in the history of college football.
16:49We didn't show what we had on offense.
16:51And I think the quarterback's arm is pretty fucking good.
16:54I'm an honest guy.
16:56The guy, Orji, he's the worst quarterback I've ever seen.
16:59He can't throw at all.
17:00Don't even-
17:01And when you put him in, yeah,
17:02it's so obvious what's going to happen.
17:04Keep him out.
17:05Put him out wide receiver, whatever.
17:06But this kid, Wars Davis.
17:09I'm never going to know which name comes first
17:10because they got two
17:11and you don't know what's coming and going.
17:12What's his name?
17:13Davis Warren.
17:14Davis Warren.
17:15Warren Davis?
17:16Davis Warren.
17:17He's got two first names.
17:19If I think he's going to be pretty good.
17:20And the tight end is first round top 20 pick.
17:25This game come to me is simply just such an overreaction
17:30you have to take Michigan.
17:31This line was three and a half all summer.
17:33And now it's seven and a half.
17:34That's insane.
17:36Just based off one game.
17:37You can't do that off of week one.
17:40Michigan's defense is going to be flying on Saturday.
17:45Yeah.
17:46All right, so you're taking,
17:46I'm taking Michigan Saturday.
17:47I'm taking Michigan to win.
17:48I'm taking, for this, I'm taking points,
17:50but I will money line this game.
17:52Yeah.
17:53I'm taking the under.
17:54Under what?
17:55It's 42 and a half.
17:56That is very good.
17:57I believe I have a college football play.
17:59You can't have one.
18:00Not one.
18:01No, you can't.
18:01Not one.
18:02That pick six at Michigan had was a college football player.
18:05You don't see, you don't see the 85 yard pick six is very.
18:08No.
18:08And everyone's talking about that.
18:10They also, the only thing I'll say,
18:11the most alarming part of the whole game
18:13was actually them not going for two.
18:17When they went up.
18:18Crazy.
18:19And that was when they were, yeah.
18:19That I said that in the moment,
18:21I was like a little bit strange.
18:23Sharon Moore, what are you doing?
18:24Yeah.
18:25That game management, you gotta know that,
18:26but that was the second turnover on that drive.
18:29They got bailed out.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Okay.
18:32So that, that is, well, that's the big one.
18:34That's the big one.
18:34You guys will be there.
18:36We'll be there while you want to,
18:37for people who want to get tickets.
18:38Yeah, sure.
18:39Absolutely.
18:40Give me one second to pull up.
18:40Look at that.
18:41It's a great segue.
18:42Here, I'll pull up the ticket price.
18:43I got the ticket prices right here.
18:45Yeah.
18:45Good job.
18:46Got it right there.
18:47Football season is here.
18:48Are going to be in shambles when Michigan wins on Saturday.
18:51Shambles.
18:51Buckeye Brandon will have a bad day.
18:52You going to the game?
18:55I don't think so.
18:55I think I'm going to watch it at the airport.
18:58Okay.
18:59Okay.
19:00Okay.
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20:00What time is it?
20:01Game time.
20:02I watched the Stallions, Doc.
20:05I hate to do this to help you, Dave,
20:07but I've been very firm on my Connor Stallions opinion.
20:12I like Connor Stallions.
20:13He's fucking wildcat.
20:15He's nuts.
20:16Harbaugh didn't know, because I love Harbaugh.
20:18Michigan cheated.
20:19That's been my take from the beginning,
20:21which is very hard to bring all those together,
20:24but I'm going to help you out right now,
20:26because I was laughing when Connor Stallions,
20:27when the whole Harbaugh doesn't know Connor Stallions,
20:30and then he had the scene where he showed his game ball.
20:33You see this?
20:34I'm going to help you out, Dave.
20:35You can use this anytime someone brings it up.
20:37You see that?
20:38Yeah, it's a game ball.
20:39What does it say?
20:40What does it say?
20:41From Big Dom.
20:42Big Dom presented me a game ball.
20:43I've never met Big Dom.
20:46It can happen.
20:47You can get a game ball without meeting a guy.
20:49And again, it was a great documentary,
20:51and he's a great guy, and that is good.
20:53It's good.
20:54I mean, I just, that was such, Connor Stallions.
21:00Michigan was definitely doing stuff
21:03that was probably farther than the gray area,
21:05but watching that documentary,
21:08I walked away being like, I wish I had a Connor Stallions.
21:12Everybody wishes.
21:12I wish I had a Connor Stallions.
21:14That guy, just all he cares about is Michigan football.
21:16Everybody wishes they have a Connor Stallions,
21:18and I don't think he was going further.
21:20At the end, Dan Wetzel's like,
21:21every school's doing the same thing.
21:22He was better at it.
21:23He went to school for it.
21:24By the way, Hank, dude, I can't remember.
21:26Were we on air when I told you how dumb,
21:28what's his name, Tate?
21:30Yeah, Tate.
21:31Yeah.
21:33When he was yelling at me from the rafters,
21:36and I'm like, we're the champs.
21:37He's like, it doesn't count, asterisk.
21:39I'm like, what are you talking about?
21:40He's like, I read that article you wrote about the Astros
21:43and them cheating.
21:44He was dead serious.
21:45And I'm like, do you think maybe
21:47I was trolling because of the Patriots?
21:49Like, he's so far below me mentally.
21:53I don't know if it's unfair.
21:55It's like picking on a handicapped child.
21:58I mean, the minute, I remember last year,
22:00the minute the Connor Stallions thing broke,
22:03I was like, this is basically a gift to Dave from heaven.
22:07Because this is the, when you get something like this,
22:10you just.
22:11Well, it's the exact same thing.
22:12But in the hand of God,
22:13I don't think he did anything different
22:15than any other team was doing.
22:16I think he cheated, but I don't think Harbaugh knew.
22:18And I like Connor Stallions.
22:20He was just better.
22:21What do you mean, cheated?
22:22Like, he just, it's.
22:23Oh, I take you to the part where he was like.
22:26Where they're like, did you ever receive videos
22:30from people that you sold tickets to?
22:33And he's like, I do not recall.
22:34Yeah, but I mean, the whole.
22:35But what he's saying, he's like,
22:36oh, it's like when your aunt gets you something.
22:38No, he answered honestly.
22:39He said he did.
22:39When your aunt gets you a present and you already have it.
22:41Right, yeah.
22:42But the whole thing is so preposterous.
22:44The rule that they only change it
22:46because small schools couldn't send people.
22:48Like, anyone can film.
22:50It's so dumb.
22:51And this is really stupid to go over again.
22:54But he was busted before all their hard games.
22:57Busted.
22:57And they still whooped everybody.
22:59It's crazy.
22:59It is kind of crazy that we're now at a point.
23:02I feel like the pendulum has swung
23:04all the way back on Barstool
23:06that we're now like in all these documentaries.
23:08Yeah, right.
23:09Like it's, cause that would be unfathomable five years ago.
23:12Yes.
23:13It was just nuts.
23:14You were in the Manziel one.
23:15You were in this one.
23:16They posted the college football show, a bunch of clips.
23:19It was just crazy to see.
23:20Like Brandon Walker, I think was the first scene
23:22of the Connor Stallion's documentary.
23:24Movie.
23:26What?
23:27Oh yeah, you were in a movie.
23:27We were in Hard Knocks.
23:28Like it's nuts.
23:30What movie?
23:31The.
23:32The Funny Money or whatever.
23:32Oh, Dumb Money.
23:33Dumb Money.
23:34Dumb Money, yeah.
23:35Okay, so any other thoughts about week one
23:39before we do the rest of the card?
23:41No, Oregon struggled.
23:43I thought the SEC came out a loser.
23:45I love that coach, the Idaho coach.
23:47I didn't know he's a Badger.
23:49I hit him up after he's, did you watch any of that game?
23:52No, because I think Michigan was on at the same time.
23:54Yeah, it might've been.
23:55Coach Eck, the Idaho coach.
23:58I focus on Michigan.
24:00He's only got one TV.
24:01Michigan wasn't on at the same time.
24:02Why did you turn it on me?
24:03It was on at the same time.
24:05I don't know, but you only have one TV
24:06so I understand why you couldn't watch the game.
24:08Michigan was on at the same time.
24:09No, Michigan was at night.
24:11Was it not?
24:12Oregon was at night too.
24:13Wait, was it?
24:147.30.
24:15Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the same time.
24:177.30 kick.
24:18Oregon was 7.30?
24:19Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the same time.
24:21But you got confused because it looked light out there.
24:24I thought Oregon was playing in the afternoon.
24:26You know what I may have been watching was Hawaii.
24:29You might've been watching Hawaii.
24:31Because I had them money as well.
24:33I know, they should've won that game.
24:35That was just an ugly, ugly, ugly game.
24:38Very ugly.
24:40So the Idaho coach though, he had,
24:43I'm not joking, he had a binder like this big
24:45that a guy would just hand to him
24:47and then he would just call up a trick play
24:48and it would work.
24:49It was the biggest binder I've ever seen a play.
24:51There must've been 3,000 plays in there.
24:54And he just like leafed through it
24:56and then hand it back and then be like, boom.
24:58Another touchdown of just like a ridiculous trick play.
25:01So I loved Idaho.
25:02That was awesome.
25:03Okay.
25:04I guess before we get into it,
25:05one thing that I should mention,
25:07this is not football related.
25:11I don't know that I've ever been this deep in anything
25:16since maybe LeBron when I was like really studying
25:20his every move and every word.
25:22I am so in on the WNBA.
25:24Yeah.
25:25I, I.
25:25He texts me every time the field goes.
25:27I, I.
25:27He tweets it in the morning.
25:28Yeah.
25:29So as he wakes up.
25:30First thing I think about when I wake up.
25:31First thing I think of before I go to sleep.
25:33I look at the scores every day.
25:35I was retweeting the entire game.
25:38Angel Reese's box score last night
25:40to see if she got an extra rebound miss shot.
25:42It's tough.
25:43She's, there's some bad look at the, who, who was it?
25:46Who was like, they should share.
25:49Lisa Leslie.
25:50I mean, that was.
25:51What do you think?
25:52You think they're going to split rookie of the year?
25:53I mean, if they do, that's the craziest thing ever.
25:56In the history of basketball,
25:58this is the only time where people are trying to equate
26:00being a dynamic playmaker with being a rebound.
26:03She's rebounds.
26:04That's literally all she does.
26:06And like Rodman would rebound and wouldn't shoot.
26:08He'd pass it to all the people.
26:10She shoots and misses.
26:11She gets no.
26:13It's pretty insane.
26:14It's crazy.
26:15And in this team,
26:19I'm knocking on the door of like,
26:20I honestly think they can win the whole thing.
26:23What are they at now in terms of seed?
26:2518 to one.
26:26Yeah.
26:27There's a six seed.
26:28They have a chance to maybe get to the five, but.
26:30They clinched the playoffs.
26:32Yeah.
26:32Last night.
26:33I watch every second.
26:35And you have, to remind people,
26:37you have 10 grand to win 10 million.
26:39100 grand to win 10 million.
26:41100 grand to win 10.1 million.
26:43100 to one, it's 18 to one.
26:45Kelsey Mitchell, they have two MVPs.
26:47They're backcourt.
26:48Kaitlin and Kelsey Mitchell are MVPs.
26:52Leah Boston, I'm going to pick.
26:54She's playing okay, but then they have this.
26:55And the Lisa Smith is great.
26:57Lexi Holt.
26:59They're loaded.
27:00Like they don't win.
27:02They don't win by accent.
27:04And they can score so quick.
27:06They push the ball.
27:07Kaitlin is better than anybody who's ever played passing.
27:11How have they matched up with the Liberty?
27:12Because I looked at the standings
27:13and the Liberty are like 28 and six or something.
27:15The Liberty and the.
27:17Aces, Liberty, Aces, Seattle, and Minnesota
27:19are all ahead of them.
27:20They beat Seattle, lost to Minnesota.
27:23But I mean, they could beat anybody.
27:24They beat the Liberty.
27:25It's in this.
27:26They lost to Liberty because they started so bad,
27:28but they beat them in this like.
27:29Yeah, they were one and eight to start.
27:31They're 17 and 16 now.
27:33So I am, people are, I can't, I can't avoid it.
27:36It's my entire social media.
27:38I watch everything.
27:39I am, I can't believe it.
27:40And I watch the games, my heart's pounding.
27:43Like from the second it starts.
27:44I'm betting a hundred grand on them every night.
27:47And I know I have, I'm electrified by the Indiana.
27:51I told Dave I had to, he put me in a box this summer
27:54where every time he tweets about the Fever winning
27:57or Dylan Davis winning a horse at Saratoga,
27:59I've just had to auto bet
28:01just because I don't want to have the FOMO.
28:04So like, I don't even watch the games.
28:05He'll just text me after and be like, did you bet it?
28:06I'm like, yup.
28:07And then he's like, easy.
28:08They'll eventually catch up,
28:10but the props on Kelsey Mitchell.
28:13It's crazy.
28:14And Caitlin, they're beating them in the first half.
28:16I bet her over points every single game.
28:18Kelsey Mitchell scores like 25 points a game.
28:20It was, I think it's now like about caught up,
28:23but for the longest time it was like 16, 17, 18.
28:27She has it in the first half.
28:28Every single time.
28:30And Caitlin Clark, you just bet.
28:33I've just been betting Caitlin Clark assists,
28:35Kelsey Mitchell points.
28:37And it just hits everything.
28:37Where did Kelsey Mitchell go to school?
28:38Ohio State.
28:39Oh.
28:40Did you know that?
28:41I didn't know that.
28:42I don't care.
28:43I love her.
28:44I love the whole team.
28:45She's playing for you.
28:46You can love her.
28:46She's electric.
28:47She's an MVP candidate.
28:50All right.
28:50So let's get into the games.
28:53Oh, so much animosity.
28:54And there's like, oh, it's one huge controversy.
28:58Yeah.
28:59And it's also like so funny who Lisa Leslie
29:02and then was the Cheryl Swoops.
29:03Cheryl Swoops.
29:04She can't be more wrong.
29:06She won't say her name.
29:07Yeah.
29:08It's insane.
29:09Poison to her.
29:11Rico, can I, now this is a football show,
29:13so I'm not trying to nitpick,
29:15but I just, listen, we're a gambling company.
29:17We're built on gambling.
29:19I don't think the Rutgers was a bad beat.
29:21You said it was the first bad beat of the year.
29:23Oh, on the blog?
29:27The over.
29:28I understand, but Rutgers was,
29:30do you know what happened in the Rutgers game?
29:33They were up, what was the score
29:33before they scored a touchdown?
29:3538 to 14 or something, 38 seven.
29:38Yeah, it was something like, it was 38 seven.
29:40And they, Shiano kept on running the ball
29:44with no time left, with like seven seconds left.
29:46He could have just kneeled it out and he ran the ball.
29:47They scored a touchdown and then they missed the over
29:50in Rutgers covering by a half a point
29:54because they didn't kick the extra point.
29:55But that was, Rutgers never should have been
29:58running the ball there.
29:59That would have been a bad beat for Howard.
30:02Okay.
30:02You know what I mean?
30:03Yeah, it makes sense.
30:04Cause like no team does what Shiano was doing.
30:06He was literally running offense with a minute left
30:08up 38 seven.
30:09Yeah, it makes sense.
30:10Trying to score.
30:10First night of football.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Penning away.
30:13As you know, people come after us.
30:14Yeah.
30:15All right.
30:16Tell us that we don't gamble.
30:17We'll get sharper.
30:17Yeah, we'll get sharper.
30:19Okay, let's do the games.
30:20Still hurts though when that happens.
30:21Of course it hurts,
30:22but that would have been a bad beat the other way.
30:24Right.
30:24Like if you had Howard and it's 38 seven
30:27and there's a minute and a half left.
30:28They scored with no time and then there's no extra point.
30:30No extra point.
30:31Is that rule that they used to kick in the NFL?
30:33I think.
30:34I don't know.
30:35They changed it in college.
30:36Yeah.
30:37Okay.
30:39So standings, Rico, great week.
30:42Crushed it.
30:42Eight and three.
30:43Is this the first time you've ever been ahead?
30:45No, I think he's done this before.
30:47Seven and nine.
30:49Dave, I'm 12 and 17.
30:52I'm only doing a few games a week.
30:56And then everyone.
30:58Except the over in LSU.
31:00What?
31:01The over in LSU USC.
31:03Was that Liam's?
31:04Yeah, that was Liam's.
31:04So everyone won their mortals except Liam.
31:07By the way, speaking of Bob Diaco,
31:11he's just on the LSU sideline.
31:12Is he?
31:13Yeah, I thought I saw a ghost.
31:15He was just talking to Chip Kelly
31:16after one of the penalties.
31:17Or not Chip Kelly.
31:18Is he a coach?
31:19Yeah, he's Brian Kelly.
31:20That's awesome.
31:21He's on that staff.
31:22I was like, who the fuck is that?
31:23Oh shit, that's Bob Diaco.
31:24Funny clip from Kelly slamming the.
31:27Yeah.
31:29My first win, by the way,
31:31college football season was Kansas first half
31:33on a reversal touchdown with three seconds left.
31:37I tried to find that.
31:38They didn't have the video of that.
31:39That would have been.
31:40I saw your tweet.
31:41Yeah, they ruled him down with three seconds.
31:44I don't know what they would have done
31:45if they didn't call a touchdown.
31:47They had to maybe kick a field goal.
31:48I needed the six.
31:49So that was it.
31:50But yeah, we're off and running the Bob Diaco.
31:53Like I said, the mortal parlay won.
31:55We do have some business.
31:56Which is huge.
31:57Especially that big.
31:58Oh, you have some business to take care of.
32:00Oh, okay.
32:01Let's take care of some business.
32:02Yeah.
32:03I mean, he's wearing the crown.
32:06Oh, you got him the plaque.
32:08All right, we got to put it on.
32:08I think the Pat Hill trophy.
32:10Where is the Pat Hill trophy?
32:11It's over there.
32:14Jack, can you grab the Pat Hill trophy?
32:15I think it's right behind.
32:18Or Hank will.
32:18Yeah, yeah.
32:19It's right there.
32:20So here you go.
32:21So I don't want you waiting.
32:22There we go.
32:23For any more of the year.
32:24It'll go right up there.
32:26Yeah, so that's the Pat Hill trophy.
32:29It's a great trophy.
32:30I see it all the time.
32:31We got to display it more.
32:35Hank's grabbing it.
32:35Yeah, we'll put his name here.
32:36I'll do a quick ad while Hank grabs it.
32:40There it is.
32:41Look at it.
32:43Beautiful.
32:43Put it on there.
32:45Well, it takes a little while.
32:46We need more spots.
32:49Can I see it?
32:51So the Pat Hill trophy.
32:55I have 20-20 at 54%.
32:58Dave has 20-21, 51.4.
33:00I have 20-22, 51.7.
33:02Then Dave has the highest.
33:05Or yeah, what was it?
33:0554 point?
33:06Right now he's 54.6%.
33:09So the highest ever for the 2023.
33:11So if you're going off that, I should win this year.
33:14Dave and I have just been trading back and forth.
33:18But Rico's up big.
33:19Start.
33:20Early.
33:21I've never started well.
33:23I wish I could start well.
33:25You got one of those envelopes.
33:27Oh, those are personal.
33:29Oh, those look like big business.
33:31Yeah.
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34:43Okay, games.
34:44So we did the Texas-Michigan game.
34:46You got that, Jack.
34:49All right, not the best slate,
34:51but some compelling games in each time window.
34:55We'll go Iowa-Iowa State, Seahawks.
34:59These two teams hate each other.
35:00I think Iowa State got a little banged up
35:02from their game week one.
35:03I think they lost an offensive lineman.
35:06This game seems almost too easy, man.
35:07I'm a little confused by the spread.
35:09It almost seems like a trap.
35:11With taking Iowa?
35:13Yeah, but I'm taking them.
35:14Yeah, me too.
35:15Iowa as well.
35:16It's very strange.
35:16Offense has improved.
35:18Minus two.
35:18Game couldn't get any worse from last year,
35:20but it seems like offense has improved.
35:21Well, they play like a nobody.
35:22I know.
35:23Yeah.
35:24Yeah, they played Southern Illinois.
35:27Iowa's minus two and a half.
35:28Take Iowa.
35:29I'm taking Iowa as well.
35:30It's an absolute trap, but I'm taking them.
35:32But an absolute trap.
35:33At Iowa?
35:34Trap, what a trap.
35:36It makes no sense.
35:37Trap.
35:38Because I think it was four pre-season,
35:40and then for some reason it's now gone down
35:42to two and a half.
35:43Trap.
35:44To me, maybe once, but for the majority of the years,
35:49you sit down, who's better, Iowa or Iowa State?
35:51It's Iowa.
35:52Iowa, so a home game at Iowa.
35:53It makes no sense.
35:54The one thing I'd say about this game,
35:56and this is just based off vibes,
35:59it does feel like this game always
36:00is a weird two-point game.
36:02Yeah.
36:03It's gonna be like a 15-13.
36:04That's thread in the needle for the spread to matter.
36:07That is thread in the needle.
36:08Yeah, yeah.
36:09Okay, so we're all on Iowa there.
36:12Next game I had on the list was Tennessee at NC State.
36:15This kid, Nico, is insane.
36:17Yep.
36:18He looked awesome.
36:20NC State struggled.
36:22It's Western Carolina.
36:24Yeah.
36:24Tennessee, or yeah, NC State did not win.
36:26That's the new quarterback.
36:27I don't see any Tennessee.
36:28Oh yeah, Nico, he's awesome.
36:30He's the guy.
36:31What's the last name?
36:31That's his first name.
36:33Nico, I-V-O, I can't remember.
36:36Running?
36:37I don't know how to say it.
36:38He, no, he's a passer.
36:39I mean, he can do both, but he throws dimes,
36:42and he's the kid who,
36:44he was like one of the first millionaire NIL kids.
36:48When he went to Tennessee last year,
36:51it was like a big deal,
36:52because he got a shitload of money.
36:54Out of high school.
36:55Yes.
36:57Nico, I-M-A-L-A-V-A, how do you pronounce that?
37:02I'm just gonna call him Nico.
37:03I think everybody's calling him Nico.
37:05Yeah, but he's the real deal.
37:07I'm a Leva.
37:09Signed it, and I deal with, yeah,
37:11with Beats by Dre.
37:13He signed a deal out of high school.
37:14So he's a real deal.
37:16Like he was.
37:17Yeah, they have everybody.
37:18He's the shit out of Chattanooga, right?
37:19Yeah, I mean, that was,
37:21I actually ended up live betting that like three times.
37:24I just kept on hitting Tennessee.
37:25It was just easy every single time.
37:27All right, so that line is, what is it?
37:30It's seven and a half, eight now?
37:31Did you see the scroll of the, Danny Cannell tweeted it.
37:35On ESPN, it put SEC teams roll with big points.
37:40Alabama, Ole Miss, Tennessee.
37:42Yeah.
37:43They didn't mention the fact that they lost
37:44fucking three-part marquee games.
37:45Yeah, Big Ten went 17 and one.
37:48Yeah, Minnesota lost.
37:48Which that one was.
37:50Well, the SEC's been the same now for a couple years.
37:54With it, you got Georgia, you got Bama,
37:55and then, well, Ole Miss is good,
37:58but they're after the top.
38:00Right, but they stay ranked.
38:02They love keeping them ranked.
38:04Who do you like in this game, Rico?
38:06I like the over.
38:08I think Tennessee's gonna score,
38:09and I was watching NC State's defense.
38:12They got some holes.
38:13I'm gonna take the over, 16 and a half.
38:14You like Tennessee at all, or no?
38:17This game is played neutral, but it's in North Carolina.
38:20Oh, it's neutral?
38:20Well, it's Charlotte, so it's not on campus.
38:23Yeah, I could see Tennessee, but I'm gonna take the over.
38:25Okay.
38:26Bless you.
38:28Dave?
38:29I thought it was at NC State,
38:30so I had NC State written down.
38:32I also didn't watch this kid play.
38:36He's awesome.
38:36He, for whatever it's worth,
38:40our good friend Tom Franelli said that last year,
38:43he said he's the best quarterback in college football.
38:46He will be the best quarterback in college football,
38:49and Tom said the same thing about Caleb Williams
38:51before Caleb Williams took over for Spencer Rattler,
38:54so he's got all the hype.
38:56I'm gonna go NC State regardless.
38:58I'm not gonna let all this switch me.
39:00Okay.
39:01All right, so I'll take the over there, 60 and a half.
39:03Same with Rico.
39:04I'm a rider.
39:06Next up, Oregon at home against Boise.
39:10Oh.
39:11What did you think I was gonna do?
39:13Colorado, Nebraska?
39:14That's the last one.
39:16Yeah, that makes sense.
39:20Those are the five.
39:21You're gonna do Colorado, Nebraska first?
39:22No, no.
39:23Okay.
39:24No, Oregon, Boise, give me the spread.
39:26Happening.
39:27I don't know, he thought I was.
39:29I sometimes get confused by the big five.
39:31I forget.
39:32But we have the same five.
39:33I just did it.
39:34Right.
39:35I would say there's gonna be more people
39:37watching Colorado, Nebraska than Boise, Oregon.
39:40Yes.
39:41Would you agree?
39:42That's Colorado, Nebraska's gonna be like,
39:45I'm excited to sit down on my couch on Saturday night.
39:47You could use a neon effect, too.
39:48Yeah.
39:49Okay, so Boise, Oregon.
39:52Oregon is currently, let's see.
39:54I'm gonna look it up.
39:5519 and a half.
39:5619 and a half.
39:57Okay.
39:58Rico.
39:59What's the total?
40:0161 and a half.
40:02That Boise running back.
40:04Did you see him, Dave?
40:05Six touchdowns.
40:06Yeah, he's the number one running back
40:07in the country, supposedly.
40:08Ashton, GD, or whatever his name is, he was gente.
40:13He had six touchdowns in like 300 yards.
40:16It was crazy.
40:17Every single time he flipped on that game,
40:19it was there, they went to a break.
40:20It would just be him running down the field.
40:23Rico, what do you like in this game?
40:25Over.
40:25Yeah?
40:26Yeah.
40:27Over.
40:28Okay.
40:30What is it, 60 and a half?
40:3160 and a half.
40:32Any reasoning?
40:33Over.
40:33Okay.
40:34I don't like this game.
40:36I'm gonna take Boise.
40:39Based on how bad Oregon looked last week,
40:41but I certainly am not confident.
40:45I'm gonna take Oregon for the exact same reason.
40:48Because they look so bad, they bounce back?
40:49Yeah.
40:50And I feel like everyone's gonna be like,
40:51well, Boise scored a million points
40:53and Oregon looked like shit against Idaho.
40:55Although, yeah, I got fucked because I'm in Massachusetts,
40:59so I didn't get to bet BC, who I loved.
41:02But I sorta, like I thought Florida State,
41:07I don't think Georgia Tech's very good.
41:08So when Florida State lost to Georgia Tech,
41:10and I'm like, they're not good, that's why I like BC.
41:13I don't think you struggle like Oregon struggled
41:17and just bounced back instantly.
41:19They struggled, but it was also weird,
41:21like they were moving the ball.
41:22Had a lot of offense and red zone went to shit.
41:25Yeah, it was one of those ones where it wasn't like,
41:28oh shit, they can't block Idaho
41:31or they can't move the ball at all.
41:33They just didn't get touched.
41:34Didn't feel like Oregon took a lot of shots, though.
41:36No, Idaho played a perfect game plan
41:39of just being like, you have to,
41:40like we'll keep everything in front of us.
41:41And then, is Dylan Gabriel okay?
41:43He came back in the game.
41:45Yeah, I know, but he looked a little different
41:47when he, after he hit his hand.
41:47Yeah, I think he's okay.
41:49Okay.
41:52Yeah, I'm gonna take Oregon in the over in that game.
41:54Okay, last game, Colorado-Nebraska.
41:57I'm very excited.
41:58This might be the biggest game of Will Compton's life.
42:01I congratulate him.
42:02He said don't drink the Kool-Aid,
42:04which is, he's taking it step by step.
42:06He literally is mixing the Kool-Aid.
42:08He's been mixing it.
42:09Yeah, he's on the Jumbotron doing the whole thing.
42:12Yeah.
42:13So, what's the current line on that game?
42:16Seven and a half, I think.
42:18And the over-under's what?
42:1959.
42:20I mean, Colorado cannot, their defense,
42:25oh my God, so bad.
42:26I love the over.
42:28I like Nebraska, I love the over.
42:29If my memory is correct,
42:32last year when these teams, everyone's like over, over,
42:34because Colorado was scoring a million,
42:37giving up a million,
42:38and all of a sudden, nobody scored in this game.
42:40Colorado, like, Colorado got in the fuck down.
42:43Yeah, but,
42:43Colorado got sacked like,
42:45I think Shadour got sacked like nine or 10 times.
42:47He gets pummeled.
42:48Nebraska didn't have Dylan Raiola playing.
42:51Well, I know that.
42:52Okay.
42:52I think that could be a little bit different this year.
42:56Yeah, I mean, I'm taking Colorado.
43:01I hope Shadour stays healthy.
43:02He's so good.
43:04He is so good, but he took a lot of hits still.
43:07I actually texted Dion after the game.
43:09What'd you say?
43:10I said, congrats on the win.
43:13If you ever throw the ball deep,
43:16when you can be in the victory formation again,
43:18I'm gonna parachute in and rip the headset off your head
43:21and coach this team from here on out.
43:24What'd he say?
43:25He was like, you got a point.
43:27He was like, you got a point.
43:28I liked what you said, it's a Coach Duggs play.
43:31He said, yeah.
43:32It was, it was a Coach Duggs play.
43:33It was literally when I get bored playing the game,
43:35I'm like, let me just try to score one more time.
43:37Yeah, he said Shadour checked him off.
43:39He wanted to get,
43:41they got the ball to the four yard line, the other team.
43:43That also was, yeah, which by the way,
43:46Mark Jones, one of the worst announcers going right now.
43:48Cause he, I've never seen an end of play
43:51go all the way to the four yard line
43:53and the announcers just didn't say anything.
43:55They were just like, and the game's over.
43:57Thank God, because that, we'd still be hearing them.
43:59Imagine if they ended up blowing that game
44:01because they did that.
44:02Holy shit.
44:03That was crazy.
44:04That was nuts.
44:05They couldn't guard.
44:06I mean, I think I said in the first half,
44:08it was like the Colorado defense looks so bad at times
44:11that I thought I missed a whistle
44:13because guys were so open and it was just like,
44:16they would show it.
44:16The guy would catch the ball
44:17and there wasn't a Colorado defender
44:19within 10 yards of him.
44:20Did you see after?
44:22I don't think I've ever seen this.
44:24Deion after the game,
44:26or maybe it was like during the week, this week,
44:29he played some of the game to be like this,
44:33what was it, North Dakota State?
44:35North Dakota State defends how we need to defend.
44:37So he like went back and was like,
44:39even though we won this game,
44:40he's like 11 guys to the ball,
44:42was like complimenting them.
44:43Yeah, so I mean.
44:44That was discipline.
44:45Yeah.
44:46They didn't have discipline.
44:47So I'm saying Colorado,
44:49and this is an absolute heart game.
44:51I love Deion.
44:52I'm rooting for Deion.
44:53I want Deion to shut everybody up.
44:54So I'm rooting for them.
44:57I wish Shador,
44:58the only thing I'm worried about with Shador is like,
45:00I feel like he doesn't know when he should run.
45:03Do you feel that?
45:04Like he'll tuck the ball and he'll like,
45:07maybe it's just like,
45:08it's a little bit harder for him to get going,
45:09but like there's times where it's like he,
45:12cause he does, he's a passer first.
45:14Yeah.
45:15100%.
45:15He's like an NFL quarterback.
45:16Correct.
45:17So it's like, there's a few times a game where it's like,
45:20dude, just tuck it and run,
45:21but he's still looking for the pass.
45:23And it's like, that's, and then he gets crushed.
45:25Yeah, he gets hit hard.
45:26Yeah.
45:27You're taking the over?
45:28I am as well.
45:29Love the over.
45:30Okay.
45:31I'm on a lot of overs this week.
45:32Yeah.
45:33All right.
45:34So, oh, I forgot to do the game preview segment.
45:36That was the game preview segment,
45:37but we're gonna do our cards anyway.
45:39DraftKings, this week DraftKings
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45:51DraftKings, go check it out.
45:52We're gonna be streaming.
45:55You're here tomorrow night, right?
45:57Yeah, we're streaming NFL week one.
46:00So we will be live betting that game probably.
46:03And then we'll have our parlays up.
46:05Love touchdown scores.
46:07Touchdown scores, everything.
46:09Yeah, I'm excited for the touchdown scores.
46:10Touchdown scores is gonna be a lot of paperwork.
46:14Yeah.
46:15A lot of getting, paying attention to what's going on.
46:17Yeah.
46:17By the way, I'm, I,
46:19I don't know that we have the right
46:20to tell DraftKings what to do,
46:22but I would love to see all the touchdown scores in one tab.
46:25So I don't have to go into each game.
46:27That would be nice.
46:28That would be nice.
46:29By the way, Dave.
46:30Maybe fire that off as a suggestion.
46:32Jack Mac.
46:32Get on it, Jack.
46:33I like that you call him Jack Mac.
46:35He's not Jack Mac.
46:37He is.
46:38Jack Mac.
46:38Jack McCarthy.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Jack Mac.
46:41But we have a Jack Mac.
46:42We have two Jack Macs.
46:43Who found the shit eater.
46:43Did you see that?
46:44See what John Rich did?
46:45Yeah, I don't.
46:46Yeah.
46:47That was.
46:48The thing I don't understand,
46:48if you're gonna eat your own shit,
46:49you gotta go uber viral.
46:50He ate it, he like,
46:51no, it didn't even go viral.
46:52He just ate shit for the hell of it.
46:55That's.
46:57He was trying.
46:58I commend him for the effort.
47:00You gotta, there can't be a worse feeling
47:02than eating shit and then like,
47:04no one cares.
47:06Yeah, because everyone's expecting him
47:07to cut his head off, too.
47:08Yeah.
47:09So it's like,
47:10it just kind of re-brought up
47:11that he's gotta cut his head off.
47:13Yeah.
47:14By the way, I did.
47:17Four and a half million views.
47:19Yeah, no, it's starting to pick up.
47:21The baseball, fantasy football draft.
47:25I stepped in.
47:26I did that yesterday.
47:27Yeah, right.
47:27Che is just, he's a maniac.
47:29Yeah, I had to get out of that one.
47:31He's a maniac.
47:33He said, it was,
47:36I mean, Che's, nothing surprising to him.
47:38We're on, we're doing the draft.
47:40It's, for people who don't remember,
47:42it's the Tommy fam league,
47:43when he got hit, when he got kicked out
47:45for fighting, who'd he fight?
47:46Chuck Peterson?
47:47Slap Chuck Peterson.
47:48Slap Chuck Peterson.
47:49Dave got in it for a couple years.
47:50Dave's out, so I'm in his spot.
47:52It's like, Trout, Bregman, Schwarber,
47:55Moustakis, Hosmer, all these guys.
47:57All these really good Major League Baseball players.
48:00We're doing the draft, and we're on a Zoom,
48:03and Che said, I was like, oh yeah,
48:05my son has his first T-ball game.
48:07Just making conversation,
48:08because he's been between picks.
48:09And Che was like, yeah, my son plays T-ball,
48:11and there's a kid in his league
48:13who's definitely going to the Major League Baseball.
48:15He's like this five year old.
48:16I've never seen anyone hit it farther.
48:18In front of a bunch of Major League Baseball players.
48:20Well, weirdly, they worship him.
48:23Yeah, which I don't understand.
48:25Yeah.
48:26I think they just like rules,
48:27and he does rules better than anyone.
48:29Yeah, they like him.
48:29It's an interesting thing.
48:31Yeah, okay, should we do our cards?
48:33Should.
48:34All right, Rico.
48:35All right, I'm going to ride Louisville again,
48:37minus the 28.
48:37Jacksonville State got absolutely walloped last week.
48:39I'm going to ride Louisville until the breaks come off.
48:42Ole Miss, Middle Tennessee State, over 63 and a half.
48:45Tennessee, NC State, over 60 and a half.
48:48Colorado, Nebraska, over 59.
48:50Houston, Oklahoma, over 49 and a half.
48:53Wazoo, minus two.
48:56Against Texas Tech.
48:57At home, Pullman, weird shit happens up in.
48:58I wasn't sure if you were going to try
48:59to take the arrow out of the ball
49:01and have like one pick this week.
49:02No.
49:02Just sit on it.
49:03That's a theory Dan has, but no.
49:04Oh, you definitely do that.
49:06I've cut down my cards, but no.
49:07But you cut, when you get a lead,
49:09you go like, I got two picks this week.
49:12You've done that.
49:14Maybe.
49:16Watched so many overs.
49:17I love the overs in those games.
49:18I really do.
49:19I watched a lot of those teams' offenses.
49:21Their defenses can't stop anybody.
49:22I like the overs in those games.
49:23I like that Washington State pick.
49:25I have it on my card, minus two.
49:26Pullman, baby.
49:27Okay, Dave.
49:31Northwestern, minus two and a half.
49:33At home versus Duke.
49:34Friday night.
49:35I already bet it before I came to Chicago,
49:37because I know you can't bet Northwest
49:38unless you go to the Drafting Sportsbook.
49:40Which I'm going to do,
49:41because I got two bets this week.
49:42I think this actually moved against me,
49:45because I have them at minus three,
49:47or even three and a half.
49:49Now it's two and a half, so that stinks.
49:51Syracuse, plus three at home against Georgia Tech.
49:53Like I said, Georgia Tech beat Florida State.
49:57I'm not putting much stock in that.
50:00Kyle McCord, Syracuse.
50:01Yeah, he said that.
50:03Is a gift from heaven or something.
50:04Yeah, Ryan Day, gift from heaven.
50:08Michigan.
50:09I love Michigan.
50:10Plus seven and a half at home against Texas.
50:12I like Arkansas, plus seven and a half
50:14on the road against Oak State.
50:15I think that's a close game.
50:17Iowa, minus two and a half.
50:18I'm walking into a bear trap there.
50:20South Carolina, plus 10 at Kentucky.
50:22I think that can be a close game.
50:24The over in UMass Toledo, 51 and a half.
50:27That's a hangover bet from like 2019,
50:30when UMass always went over.
50:32I don't think they do that anymore, but whatever.
50:37Auburn, minus 13 at home against Cal.
50:40That's kind of an early game.
50:41Cal's going to be sleepwalking, I think.
50:44The over in Buffalo, Missouri.
50:4651 and a half.
50:47I think Missouri scores 50 by themselves.
50:49I like that.
50:51I like Illinois at home, plus five against Kansas.
50:54Over 55 and a half.
50:56That's, I have that.
50:58Colorado, I'm just rooting.
51:00Plus seven and a half.
51:01And then Mississippi State, plus six and a half
51:04against Arizona State.
51:06Okay, I have, I'm opposite on that one.
51:10I have Arizona State, minus six and a half.
51:12I have Maryland, minus eight.
51:14Maryland looked good last week.
51:15Yeah, Michigan State was so bad.
51:17So, so bad.
51:19I faded them last week, too.
51:21Charlotte, North Carolina, over 46 and a half.
51:25I have Oregon State, minus four.
51:30UL Monroe, plus 13.
51:33Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, over 63.
51:35I'm with Rico on Wazoo, minus two.
51:38I have Illinois, plus five,
51:40which I'll bet the DraftKings Sportsbook at Wrigley.
51:42Oh, you don't have to, because we'll be in Michigan.
51:44Oh yeah, we will be in Michigan.
51:46For Northwestern people, that's a Friday night game.
51:48Yeah, Georgia Tech, Syracuse, over 61.
51:52And then I have two, hold your nose, gross bets.
51:57Houston, plus 30 at Oklahoma.
51:59Houston, I watched that whole game.
52:01They were one of the worst teams I've ever watched.
52:04Versus UNLV, good pick, Dave.
52:07That was a no-doubter.
52:09I don't think I ended up having them on my card.
52:12Oh, really?
52:12I was asking about the quarterback
52:14and I never got an answer.
52:15And then the other hold your noser
52:17is Northern Illinois, plus 29 at Notre Dame.
52:20That just-
52:20Let down.
52:21That's funny the coach mentioned your analytics.
52:24Yeah, which he didn't mention
52:26what we actually were talking about,
52:27but we will have a further conversation.
52:29I like Marcus Freeman a lot.
52:32Notre Dame got lucky that Brian Kelly left,
52:34because Brian Kelly cannot win a big game.
52:36Like I said it afterwards, that game in Texas A&M,
52:39Brian Kelly loses that game.
52:41Marcus Freeman is a dude.
52:43Plus Brian Kelly's kind of a dick.
52:45Kind of.
52:46Yeah.
52:47He is.
52:48That's well known.
52:49Yeah, yeah.
52:50So yeah, Northern Illinois pushed 29,
52:52so I will be going to DraftKings Sportsbook
52:53to bet a couple of those games.
52:56Trying not to be as mean to people,
52:57but yeah, he's a dick.
52:58How's it going?
52:59It's okay.
53:02I did see someone did a video
53:04that I came across in my timeline.
53:06I saw it, it was way too long.
53:08But-
53:09Joe Sauce.
53:09Yeah, it was a fair point.
53:11It was like he was doing a graph of my happiness
53:15and Rico's craziness.
53:17And it's like I'm only happy when he's crazy.
53:20And if he's not crazy, I'm bored.
53:21So it's like-
53:23Joe Sauce.
53:24Yeah, it was the paradox.
53:25It's the paradox, the Portnoy paradox.
53:27It is, it's tough.
53:28And then, yeah.
53:30One minute video, that could have been 30 seconds, but.
53:33So everyone's 1-0 except Bubba.
53:35Did he send in a pick?
53:37He did.
53:37Okay, we'll start with Zoopy.
53:41Defend the champ.
53:43I like Tennessee this week.
53:45Minus eight?
53:45Yep.
53:46Okay, Tennessee minus eight.
53:48Jack?
53:49I also like Tennessee.
53:50Fuck Quigs.
53:51And then I got Liam.
53:53Liam's a Tennessee NC State over.
53:55Okay, so we got three mortal locks that game.
53:57Austin?
53:58No pick?
53:59No pick.
54:02Ibo?
54:04Oklahoma State minus seven and a half.
54:06Oklahoma State minus seven and a half.
54:09Hank?
54:11Colorado, plus seven and a half.
54:12Rodney Dion, here we go.
54:14Revenge game.
54:16They won last year.
54:17Personal revenge game.
54:18I bet I had like the biggest bet of the year
54:20on Nebraska, I don't know why.
54:21Oh, it's part, oh,
54:22because I think that was when you were
54:23taking a Big Ten school.
54:25By the way, Hank has his Big Ten school.
54:26I don't know if you knew that.
54:27Who?
54:28Washington Huskies.
54:29Oh, you got to get in on the basketball program.
54:32I got a good one?
54:33Danny Sprinkle.
54:34God damn it.
54:35Top five coach in the country.
54:37That's huge.
54:38Danny Sprinkle, yeah.
54:39They got some great coaches over there.
54:41What?
54:42Wins everywhere he goes.
54:43Montana State, two tournaments.
54:45Utah State, tournament.
54:45That's the guy with the super selfish video
54:47during the tournament, right?
54:49I don't think so.
54:51He's the guy who was already one foot out the door
54:53when his team had a second round game.
54:55They did a feature on him, yeah.
54:57I mean, his family was excited for him.
54:59Can't turn down a bigger job.
55:01It's Washington.
55:03Okay.
55:04Take a trip.
55:05Do some sailgate.
55:05Do they sailgate for the basketball game?
55:06I don't know if they sailgate for the basketball game.
55:09Yeah, I want to go out there big time.
55:10Hank's also realizing that you pick a team like that
55:14and it's brutal.
55:14It's like when you pick the Oilers, I warned you.
55:16I was like, these games start so late.
55:18Yeah, West Coast.
55:19Like, it's brutal.
55:20Maybe I'll try and come out for one of the Illinois games.
55:22Or who else they play.
55:24Jesus.
55:25We'll see.
55:28Okay.
55:29Let Sprinkle hook you up.
55:30He will?
55:31Yeah.
55:32Nice.
55:33Same with the Pumps.
55:33Have you texted Ripolli?
55:34Oh, you got to come to the Pumps then,
55:35if you're in on them.
55:36Yeah, I'll be there.
55:37I'll text with the Pumps.
55:38Where's the-
55:39Did they do the Pumps like two weeks before the-
55:41No, they do it at the-
55:42Where's the Final Four this year?
55:43San Antonio.
55:44The Pumps guy was literally begging me,
55:47like on his hands and knees to come to that party.
55:51I'll go first.
55:53Wait, what'd you say?
55:53Where am I at with Ripolli?
55:54Yeah.
55:55You've been texting him?
55:56You have.
55:57Yeah.
55:58What'd you say?
55:59Well, I text him after.
55:59I said, big win.
56:00I didn't expect anything back.
56:01And then he started going in.
56:02You know, like, college basketball,
56:03da-da-da, we're going back and forth.
56:05He's like, I'm telling you, we're in.
56:06Program's good.
56:07Program's good.
56:08So we're going to a game.
56:10Okay.
56:12What?
56:13It's two guys who like ball.
56:14But you know what-
56:15Two New Yorkers.
56:15We're from the CHSA.
56:16Good for you.
56:17That's a bond.
56:18Probably if you did a list of like
56:19the craziest people in your life,
56:21it's Rico and Ripolli.
56:22So just put them together
56:24and just let them fucking just be crazy together.
56:27He's crazy?
56:27Oh my-
56:28Ripolli?
56:29Was that a real question?
56:30Yeah, I didn't know.
56:31Have you met him?
56:32He's a genius.
56:32I thought he was great.
56:33He loves ball.
56:34He's a crazy genius.
56:35He's the craziest guy ever.
56:37I mean, he's a great guy,
56:38but he's crazy.
56:38He'll tell you he's crazy.
56:40Once every two weeks,
56:41he's like, give me all Barstool.
56:43I'll give it back to you for like 4 billion.
56:45Yeah.
56:46I also would probably have to jump off a bridge.
56:49Like, he's like, you'll work less.
56:51But I mean, he's genius.
56:52He's an absolute genius.
56:53He's basically-
56:54And he probably would turn it
56:55into a $4 billion company,
56:56but who knows where our mental states would be.
57:00All right, so I'm going to go first.
57:01My mortal is Utah minus 14
57:04at home against Baylor.
57:05I'm just going to bet Utah early in the season
57:07before Cam Rising gets hurt.
57:09I hope he doesn't get hurt.
57:10This is not a conference game too, right?
57:12No, it's not,
57:13because they already had it scheduled.
57:14So even though they're in the same conference,
57:16it's not a conference game.
57:17Weird.
57:18Utah minus 14 at home.
57:21Rico.
57:22I'm going to take Wazoo Texas Tech over 66.
57:25Texas Tech last week gave up 50 to Albaleen Christian.
57:27I was down on their defense coming in.
57:29I'm down on their win total.
57:29That would have been a big one if they lost that one.
57:32Weird shit happens in Pullman.
57:33I liked what I saw a little bit out of Wazoo's offense.
57:35Over 66.
57:37Okay, Dave.
57:39So once again,
57:41my, and I just say it, I get no credit for it.
57:45My mortal would be a Chicago.
57:48It would be Illinois.
57:49In Illinois.
57:49That would be my pick of the week.
57:51I can't take it because we want people in Illinois
57:54to be able to bet it.
57:55You can't unless you have a sports book.
57:57So I'm going Michigan.
57:59Plus seven and a half.
58:01Okay.
58:01I think we win this game.
58:03I think that works out perfect for our mortal parlay.
58:05It's like each time slot.
58:06Yeah.
58:07Nice little.
58:08I got a 10 o'clock game.
58:09Yeah.
58:09And I'm in the afternoon.
58:10I think Michigan's defense is going to swarm Texas.
58:12I do.
58:13Yeah.
58:14I mean, I think.
58:15And by the way, I think Quinn Evers, yours is really good.
58:16I think Texas is really good.
58:17I just, the disrespect.
58:19Like I, those two guys Michigan has in the middle
58:22on the defensive line are fucking dudes.
58:24And they're talking about the defense.
58:27They have a bunch of NFL guys still on that team.
58:30They have a lockdown corner.
58:32They are, you gotta, they gotta move the ball a little
58:34but that kid can throw.
58:36His interception wasn't the worst pass.
58:37He's got two first names.
58:39He beat cancer with a defending champs.
58:41No one's giving us a shot.
58:42I like us.
58:44Okay.
58:44All right.
58:45Good pick up boys.
58:46Good job.
58:47Good to be back in person.
58:48We'll be back in person in what?
58:49Two weeks for surviving.
58:51Oh yeah.
58:52Yeah.
58:52Wow.
58:53We'll do, we'll do in person then.
58:54Getting beds for surviving.
58:55I think there, I think it's going to be a lot nicer
58:57than last time.
58:58I think they're clearing out a bunch of those rooms.
59:00What?
59:02I think it's going to be like exactly the same.
59:03Oh, it's going to be exactly the same.
59:03There's like two, maybe three rooms.
59:07Okay.
59:08Maybe it's going to be.
59:08What are you talking about?
59:09This is a room people can sleep in like.
59:10Yeah.
59:11True.
59:12I mean, you have an office.
59:13Yeah.
59:13There's more rooms to sleep in than there are
59:14in the New York office.
59:15Yeah.
59:16There's studios.
59:17There's like eight studios that are, they get very dark.
59:21True.
59:22That's all I care about is dark.
59:23Okay.
59:25Good job boys.
59:26See everyone next week.