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00:44the worst gambler alive. I'm very cool. I am very cool. So I, you, I, I, I haven't,
00:53I feel like you've been saying it every single week. I, I've just turned cold. I, I w I got
00:58hot for one week. I've had one good week of the entire season and it's gotten it like
01:04it got hot and then it got even colder. And we were just saying before Dave, you did,
01:09we were texting last night cause you had the Jalen Brown.
01:12That's just a brutal beat. Brutal. I had 11 to one. That thing was going between, it changed
01:18a lot. It was going to be doing 10 to one, 13 to one, six legs, Celtics opener. Every
01:24leg did five of the six legs were over at a halftime. Legitimately like a Derek white
01:30three, three threes over at half in early second quarter. Uh, Tatum, 25 points. He had
01:37it at halftime Celtics team total on over one 14 literally done by the end of the third.
01:45Celtics minus six. They're up 40 up too much. And Jalen Brown, two threes. He had those
01:51in the first quarter. I need him to score 24 points. He was pacing like dead on it.
01:59The entire, he was the only guy who didn't shoot well for the South. The Celtics shot
02:02a hundred percent and he was on it, on it, on it. He got within two, he missed two layups.
02:09He missed a wide open three, which by the way, you can miss threes, but he airballed
02:13you up a wide open three right in front of me. And then they took them out because they're
02:17up 40. So it would have been 110 grand. And then, and so I had it too. I, I wrote it with
02:24you and uh, and then Mr. Ice has lost every pick. I don't even know if I can look at him.
02:29He's supposed to go to the Breeders' Cup. I made this invite him. I don't, I don't know
02:33if I can look at him right now. I thought he, he said he lost six. I thought he's lost
02:37seven. I'm I've lost track, but it's not even Dave. He's done in the first period.
02:43It's the game starts. Yeah. Call him. The game starts. And it is it. You are lucky to get one
02:51goal in the first 15 minutes. Lucky to maybe get one goal over is out there. He may not pick up
02:56because I've been noticing the hockey scores over and over everywhere. And it's just every
03:02single time. It's like, he knows he I'll say this. He feels it. Do you hang up? What just happened?
03:13Yeah. He knows the pressure. Cause he, he doesn't respond to any of the texts. He just drops the
03:17pick in the text chain and then never said, Hey, uh, you're on pick them. I'm on this right now.
03:28What, uh, what, what are we going to do about your picks? I'm doing six. Listen,
03:34you're rolling five on Saturday. Oh, Holy five. He didn't give it out. Yeah.
03:42Yeah. I, I, I, I didn't give out any of that. I'm not doing like ice picks.
03:47Yeah. I'm doing six. Listen, shit happens. Isn't it seven in a row? Yeah. I'm doing six.
03:57How many times do you want to say it? I'm just asking, what is it? How are you going to change?
04:01I've written every one of them. That's $300,000 for me.
04:05I know. Thanks. There's nothing I can say. It's been a tough start. It's a,
04:11the league right now. They know about the ice people. They know,
04:15but there's a lot of overs to be had. Half the games went over. It's two and six,
04:19but it feels like two and 15. Half the games. I don't know about half. I was definitely more
04:23unders and overs last night to be had. Yeah. There's games to be had for sure.
04:28You see these high scoring games and then you think, yeah, every game went over, but
04:33you got to do a little bit more research than that.
04:37He's got a rattle off. What is he? Two and six. He's saying, I think he's two and seven. I'm
04:41looking right now. He's got a rattle off two in a row. You just got to get two in a row.
04:45There was an eight to five game. There was a seven to two game. There was a six to two game.
04:53I don't even know if he can hear because they go, no, he can't eight, five, seven,
04:58two, a lot of games. All right. I hope we can make it a Breeners cup.
05:03I think I'm going to fly to Detroit tomorrow to go to the game.
05:13It's got to be in person. It's not a bad idea. That's not a bad, not a bad move. I guess
05:18you just start pushing it. He just starts. Imagine if he starts going to his games.
05:23Yeah. Why in the country? He just showed, he shows up. Yeah. He's like the, uh,
05:29uncle in, in the godfather showing up at the back of the courthouse. He's just staring at the refs
05:35from like the rafters, like sting flying to his overs across the country for hockey.
05:42But I'll say he wears it. Some people get picks and they're like, well, he, he, he's not sleeping.
05:48Like he's, he's not a treadmill guy. That is a guy who's feeling it and just trying to walk
05:54off steam at 9. It ruins his life. Every time when he's on a cold streak, this is when he'll
06:00really get on a cold streak. He'll text me separately. And he'll be like, what? Like,
06:05what do I do? Like he like kind of just like reaching out to me and I'll just be like,
06:11I don't know. We got to figure this out. But he's yeah, he wears it. And then, so then last night
06:15you texted me, Dave, after we knew that was a loser and you're like, I'm going to take the last
06:18two overs in, in hockey. I did it too. We, I went to sleep just mad. I was like, I'm going to lose
06:24both. We ended up winning one, but it's just a huge win. And that's where you're at, where you
06:29split and I go, what a win. But yeah. Yeah. I needed that parlay of the Celtics just to lose
06:38when all, if I, if I didn't, it was almost the only way, only particular thing you could have
06:43lost. Like all their other players at a million points, a million threes. Uh, Tatum is on the FU
06:49fucking Steve curl, Olympic comrade Kerr. Fuck you tour. So kind of crazy that what you couldn't
06:57figure out a way to get Jason Tatum like two minutes. Yeah. That was one of the best basketball
07:01games ever played by human last night. Yeah, he was. Yeah. That's I don't know. Uh, he, he,
07:08Steve Kerr might have started the Celtics like easy path to a repeat.
07:12Yeah. Did you see, I saw the text that, um, Jalen Brown sent, sent Tatum when Tatum got
07:19benched. He goes, I'm mad for you during the Olympics. Oh, it's a good teammate.
07:25That's a good teammate. Also he was left off. So yeah, the Celtics have like a lot of chips
07:31on their shoulder. Yeah. They just handed him a chip. Uh, Rico is doing, he's, he's in the lead.
07:36Uh, he's going okay. Bad week last week. 50.6. Uh, Ibo's kind of running away with, uh, the
07:45Bob Diaco standing zone. He's six and two. Um, Rico, how, Oh, I know what I want to say before
07:52we talk about some more college football. I tweeted this, uh, we taped early PMT on Tuesday
07:58because Hank was going to banner night. So I didn't fully understand. Like I saw that like
08:03Bronnie was going to get in. I didn't fully understand it. We put out a bounty. If you dunk
08:07on Bronnie and LeBron James in a game, we'll come to your house and interview you. So if anyone can
08:11do that, um, just want to throw that out there on PMT, but I don't understand how everyone's
08:18freaking out about how this is the coolest thing ever. It was a photo shoot. So over it, it's,
08:22it was a photo shoot and it goes so over it. He's so over it's not, it happened eight hours ago,
08:29but, but I appreciate it. Cause I agree with you, Rico. I'm so over it too.
08:33Well, it's just all LeBron. It's nonstop. It's a photo shoot. It's not something special.
08:39It's a photo shoot. And if you want to say like, I have no problem with LeBron doing it
08:44because he has the power to do it. If you have that nepotism is everywhere in the world.
08:50If you have the power to be able to put your son in a spot or your daughter in a spot,
08:54like every parent would do that. So it's not that I have a problem with LeBron.
08:58I just have a problem with how everyone's reacting to it. Like it's something that is
09:01so insane and so improbable when it's, it's not improbable at all. It's LeBron's son.
09:07Of course, he's going to get a charity spot. I would have a may, listen,
09:13I said this already. And I, I thought about breaking out a blog. I'm going to let it go.
09:18If they lost yesterday, maybe I would have, um, or just sent it to skip bail us to talk about. But
09:24if I was a Laker fan and it's like, you think your team's good and you're just wasting a roster
09:31spot, that would bother me. Like that would bother me. If you're, if you're a guy away or
09:38whatever, and then you waste a draft pick and who knows, like, yeah, not there's end of the bench
09:42guys that don't matter on every NBA team, but they still could have had a different traffic.
09:46You never know. I don't know. To me, that would be the bigger thing as a Laker fan. Like the,
09:50like the, the, the fruity pebbles commercial is ridiculous. The Nike fruit, fruity pebbles,
09:56just absolutely ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. So, but I, I don't know what you do
10:03if you brought, if I was brought in, I'd want to be in that situation. I would not enjoy being in
10:08that situation. Correct. It goes back. Remember, let's not forget when LeBron was like, uh, he
10:14said he regretted naming him. Yes. Brawny because like, I don't want the pressure of him. And now
10:20he's putting them in this cauldron where he can't win the kid. Couldn't. And by the way, as much
10:25as I've trashed LeBron, Brawny seems like a pretty like nice enough guy. Like I don't really have any
10:32issues with Brawny, but he couldn't play at USC. Yeah. Yeah. He could not play at USC. He here's
10:38where it would, I would, I agree with you a hundred percent about the Brawny thing. Like he,
10:43I feel bad for him. Here's where I would almost like respect it is if Brawny, if he was like,
10:48Hey, I'm not good enough to be on an NBA roster. If you want to say that the nepotism here gets me
10:54on a G league roster and I get a chance to earn it, I would like go do it. And if like,
10:59Brawny had been in a G league roster for three years, riding the bus, working his ass off.
11:05It's clear. He's never going to be in the NBA. LeBron's about to retire. They want to play one
11:10game together. I'd be like, that's actually a cool moment. You know what I mean? Like
11:13Brawny is trying as hard as to get there. He's clearly got limitations, but for one day he wants
11:18to get a spot and it's like two of them together. But this was the first fucking game. Yeah. It's
11:23crazy. I don't know. I mean, he couldn't play at USC. And if, and I want it on the record,
11:30if LeBron, if Brawny was a legitimately awesome player and got drafted lottery pick, that would
11:36be one of the coolest moments ever. That would be because that would be like, that's nuts.
11:41That LeBron played long enough to see his son be a lottery pick. Otherwise it's just fabricated
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13:05Oh, let's go.
13:07I know you're out on the W, but did you see who made the WNBA final all about herself?
13:12Uh-oh. No, I didn't.
13:14Angel Reese showed up wearing a double Minnesota Lynx Liberty jersey.
13:18She's posing with people after the game.
13:20Oh, yeah.
13:21I thought you were... And then she said, I don't know. She said,
13:25I wanted to help attendance. I know how I like elevate the league.
13:28She said that, and listen, I'm a Caitlyn Clark fan. There's too much other stuff going on.
13:36I will say, and this isn't good.
13:38I thought you were going to pound all over this.
13:40I didn't see it. Caitlyn Clark, I'm going to research it. Caitlyn Clark would disavow
13:45what I'm about to say. I probably would have watched some of the WNBA finals and playoffs,
13:52but I was not watching it out of spite. Like, I didn't want to give them, not that I have a box.
13:58I didn't want to give them a viewship number. I want it to be such a landslide when Caitlyn's in
14:04it. She would disavow that, by the way. That's not good behavior.
14:07Right.
14:08But no, I didn't see it. The last time I saw Angel, she had Kelsey's ex.
14:16Oh, yeah, on her podcast.
14:18You're in the league. You're in the league, and you're wearing two other teams. Like,
14:21aren't you supposed to be mad you're not in the final? It's supposed to drive you nuts.
14:25If a male was doing what Angel Reese was doing, she would be getting crucified,
14:31regardless of skin color, regardless of anything. She's a rookie in the league whose team sucked,
14:37who asked out at the end of the season with an injury, who won't shut up about herself,
14:42who ran their best player out of town. The coach got fired, and she started a podcast
14:48five seconds into the thing, creating all this controversy showing up.
14:53Imagine if your first-round draft pick had the season she had, the controversy she had,
15:00got injured in a questionable injury, asked out, and then started a podcast gossiping about
15:06everything in the league as a rookie. Please. Meanwhile, Caitlyn's head down, just fucking in
15:12the gym. You don't hear a peep from her. She cares about on the show. You got me wound up, Rico.
15:20Nice, Rico. Good job. Let's bring it back, then. How was Billy Joel?
15:25That must have been fucking awesome. He blew it. He blew it. He fucking blew it.
15:29No, he blew it. I just saw it. I got a problem with her. You know Billy Joel's going to be there,
15:36and you don't bring him up for a duet? No, I don't think you do. I don't think you make Billy
15:40Joel. You can't make Billy Joel work on a night like this. Welcome to New York. Let's be honest.
15:46It would have been fucking unbelievable. This is going to stun you. I would say
15:5690-10 recognition me over Billy Joel at that concert. Most of that crowd is not knowing who
16:05Billy Joel is. He just looks like an old guy. No, I get that. And it's a very young art. I'm
16:10ingrained with the Swifties, so they know who I am. I would have loved it. I said that
16:17came out. It's like gun ahead. I love Taylor Swift, and a lot of it's personal. I even said
16:22to parents, you tell me I'm just listening to music. I'm going Billy Joel. Billy Joel, I love.
16:27I actually didn't recognize him at first. It looked like he lost a lot of weight.
16:32I guess I wouldn't. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen a picture.
16:34He sat next to me, and I originally was just like, hey, I'm Dave. And then I looked,
16:38and like, that's fucking Billy Joel. That's crazy.
16:40I had to make sure. I'm like, hey, Buffy, that's Billy Joel, right? Because Buffy the Vampire
16:44Slayer was to my left. Did you say Buffy? Oh, Sarah Michelle Gellar? Yeah, Sarah Michelle
16:50Gellar. Did you say Buffy? No, I said Sarah. But she's a huge Swiftie, and people didn't know her
16:56either. Very few like him. That's like the time that when we remember we went to the McGregor
17:02Mayweather fight, Dave, and PFT and I had seats different than you. You went with actually
17:07Rappaport. And PFT and I were sitting up, and we sat next to the guy, Barry whatever,
17:14Barry Pepper. And we sat next to the actor, and we just the whole time were like, dude,
17:18you were the sniper from Saving Private Ryan. He's like, I have a real name. We're just hammered.
17:23Yeah. I mean, Buffy's iconic, so. You should have said Buffy. I wish you had said Buffy. Hey,
17:28Buffy. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. And Billy was wearing like a, Billy was wearing a
17:34Taylor like t-shirt. He was with his, I guess, I think they're his grandkids. So, yeah, iconic.
17:43Yeah, I mean, he is. But I don't think you can ask Rico. I don't think you can ask someone to
17:49do that. I know. I just want them to do a fucking duet. Like, I just think they're both iconic.
17:53They're both really, really good. I think it's got to go the other way. Taylor Swift has to go
17:59at Billy Joel's show, because then they play a Billy Joel song, and everyone's going to be like,
18:03holy shit, that was awesome. But if they play a Billy Joel song at Taylor Swift's concert,
18:07everyone's like, what is this? Yeah, the parents would know, but there's a lot of young, young,
18:12I mean, like, that's what I said to him. Like, I want mine a quick scenes from Italian restaurant.
18:18It didn't really land, but. That's a good try, though. I mean, it's, you know,
18:23that's right out of my playbook, so. Because he wasn't, he wasn't getting recognized. So,
18:28I'm like, hey, I'm a huge fan. One of my scenes for an Italian restaurant, just like,
18:36I didn't talk to him the rest of the night. And there weren't many people in the VIP area.
18:39And you knew, you knew deep down you blew it. Yeah, you know when something doesn't land,
18:44you just know it didn't land. Okay, what else is going on? We have.
18:49Mets are out. Mets are out, yeah. So, now Rico, here's a question. Do you go
18:56full-blown after the Yankees? Like, we were saying that some of you guys should stick
19:01around for some streams and go after Tommy and stuff. I don't know. Well, you're just saying
19:08that because you don't want to go. You don't want to stream. No, that's not true. Well,
19:11a hundred percent. Yes, because you should go. That's the answer. And I'm sure, like,
19:15meet Phil will be there, and Frank will probably be there. Like, you don't want to go, but yes,
19:22Mets fans should harass Yankee fans. It will make the stream better.
19:26All right. Like, that was just you not wanting to do it. Let's clarify that. That's not true.
19:33Yeah. Well, then what was your rationale why the Mets? Because, like, it's tough. I do think
19:37they're going to win. Like, we're going to be in a tough spot. I got to watch them win. That's the
19:40tough spot. What? That's not. It sucks. That's not the answer, though. All right, well, harass them.
19:45I mean, they're not even favorites, so you can't even. I would understand if the Yankees were,
19:49like, minus 5,000. He doesn't want. He does not want to go. That's it. But I think that there
19:58should be Mets representation. I'm sure meet Phil will be there. Yeah, and I'm sure Frank can go
20:03there. And like, that's. You got to. If you're a true Mets fan and you hate the Yankees like all
20:08Mets fans, I think hate the Yankees. They have to go there and bother those guys. We made Karibas
20:13do it when he was here. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Remember, he did the whole speech after the
20:19Astros beat the Red Sox or beat the Yankees. Yep. He was there. We overlap. Game three overlaps
20:24with Monday night football, so we'll be there for that. Oh, yeah, Jerry's going to Monday night
20:30football. He's got Russi. He's got he's sussy for Russi. Yeah, he's going to steal his game.
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21:38talk some games. Dave, your team stinks, by the way. Season is over. Yep. We're not going to go
21:44to Ohio State, Michigan, I assume. Yep. My team has a big one on on Saturday night, which I'm
21:51very excited about. It feels like we can finally be back a little bit. I also has never been more
21:57wrong about anything than I was, Texas. That's proved me. I need to just remind myself over and
22:02over. You talk me off that one. I actually, I apologize. Really? I we're sitting in the. No,
22:10this is you. No, we're sitting in the bus. I know it's you. Saturday morning. Yes. We're in the bus
22:19at Indiana game day. ESPN is following us there this week. We were there last week. Beautiful
22:25campus, beautiful day. And I'm like, I'm not gambling. I don't like the board. I'm cold. I'm
22:31just going to sit today out. Dan, all of a sudden it's like you're making me nervous. Not that.
22:36No, I said, no, because you're making me nervous. You were going back. You're like, I don't think
22:41I'm going to do it. I don't think I'm going to. I think I'm going to sit it out. I don't like
22:44the board. I think. And then you're like, but maybe I should do it. And I was like, you're
22:47you're giving me anxiety. I'm sitting here with a loaded gun at like 20 minutes before kickoff.
22:53Just decide one way or the other. I can't do this. It was bad energy.
22:58So you're, you're like, you're giving me anxiety by not betting. So I'm like, fine,
23:03I'll fucking bet one in nine. I said, I didn't like the board. I said it. I'm like, I hate this
23:10board. There's nothing. I don't like anything. Oh, you give me anxiety, not betting. Fine.
23:16And I went, I think I went two and seven. The, uh, I, I landed back in Chicago and I just had a
23:22text from Dave's and saying all losers knew it. And I looked and it was like, we were maybe five
23:30minutes into every game, but he was right. I, I got, I was at one point, some of this, my early
23:38slate, I was beating myself. I think 28, 21, meaning all my teams had scored 28 points,
23:47but I had given up 21. Like I had given up 21 defensive touchdowns, special teams points.
23:53You that's not good. I'm not counting what the other team was scoring against me.
23:57My points in five games, I had scored four touchdowns and I had, I had the, my offense
24:04has scored four and they've been on the field for three. I'm down combined a score of 111 to 31
24:11smoked.
24:16Oh, like, I mean, but I also, as bad as I was on the Texas game,
24:22I did sniff out that Indiana game. Perfectly. I was on the wrong side of that. I did say I was
24:29like, I, the more I think about this, it makes no sense. They just want you to take everyone's
24:34being like Nebraska. Indiana has played nobody, Nebraska, Nebraska, uh, six and a half. And that
24:39was no doubter. But yeah, Texas, Georgia is just so simple at this point. It's just,
24:44if they're playing any good team, not name Alabama, just take Georgia.
24:48If they play Alabama or a bad team, I said last week, yeah, I know I'm an idiot.
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25:08week's offer on draft Kings sports book. First game I have listed here, uh, Boise state UNLV.
25:14This is going to be an awesome game. This is a Friday night game. Uh, this is going to
25:19essentially, they can play again, obviously for in the mountain West championship, but this will
25:25be the winner of this game. We'll have a inside track into being in the college football playoff.
25:31Uh, do you have any futures on this game on these guys? Rico, did you do the mountain West?
25:37No, I didn't do any mountain West. You usually got one like stashed away.
25:41Yeah. I don't have one UNLV plus three over under 65. Uh, Rico, go ahead.
25:47I like Boise. I know it's away from home. It's different, but, uh, I like gentee running around.
25:52I like Boise here. I think Boise makes the playoff. I think they run through it.
25:56Boise minus the three and a half. I agree with you in this one, by the way, I like Boise as well.
26:02UNLV has been fun, but I think they get UNLV in the over. You do Dave. I kind of like,
26:08I think I might add the over. I also, I also I'm just losing every game that I don't even
26:12know if it matters. I went on two on Tuesday night. It was two of the worst games I've ever
26:16watched in my life. My late bailout special last week was Utah at home against TCU. Same
26:24thing. It was the worst, the worst. It was the worst. They got, they were at one point they
26:34were down like seven, but they should have been down 700. They were helping out gain like
26:38300 yards to 10. I mean, it was you, you and I were not together anymore because you were down
26:45in Miami. We must've just had the same thought being like, Oh, Utah at night at home. Yeah.
26:51Thank God. Thank God. They put this here for us. They left this here for us so that we can survive.
26:59Got dominated. I woke up. It was the biggest blowout of a 13, seven game ever.
27:07I woke up at three in the morning. You know, like when you, when you're getting,
27:10when you're deep in the gambling, you're you're, you wake up in the middle of the night,
27:13check your scores. And I just rolled over, saw it. It was like Homer. It was like Homer Simpson
27:18in the bushes. Just went right back to bed. Like, fuck this. The first half stats,
27:22if I could pull them up, they were absolutely surreal.
27:27Uh, okay. Next game, Notre Dame Navy, Navy, uh, Notre Dame one. I want to make sure I have all,
27:34I wrote down all the lines last night, but some of them might've made, all right. So Navy's plus
27:3813 over under is 52 Navy undefeated. Uh, incredible. No doubt. Or the last week, Dave, you,
27:47you had that, uh, I don't want to get my one. I'll start. I have a, I'm gonna take the over
27:5252. I know Notre Dame's defense is good. Navy's defense is not good. Uh, Navy, I think can still
27:58score on Notre Dame. I know they're gonna try to limit possession, but 52 feels a little low
28:03just for how Navy's been playing and how these games have been going Rico. What do you got in
28:07this game? I like the over as well. I do think Navy's going to score. I think it's going to be
28:10closer. Um, but Notre Dame, every time I think Navy's going to stay close to Notre Dame, Notre
28:15Dame flexes on them and I look like an idiot. So I'm staying away from the spread. Uh, but I'm
28:19gonna take the over Dave going to take Navy and the over. Uh, yeah, I, I, I like the over more
28:27than Navy because I actually kind of agree with what Rico said there that every time you think
28:33Navy is going to give them a game is when they don't, when you don't expect the game is when you
28:36get it, but they're, they're having a great season. I'd love to see it. Yeah. It's going to be
28:41like, yeah, we were trying to do college game day, but it's hard there when, when you have to
28:47like get the permission of the stadiums and Navy. And I guess Navy doesn't, it's harder,
28:53harder to get approval from an army. Army is good. Navy is like, you guys can't swear on your
28:58show. It's like, yeah. What sailors don't swear. Like, what are we talking about here?
29:03It's literally like, isn't that an expression? Yeah. You guys got a mouth like a sailor. Yeah.
29:09You guys are fighting wars. Yeah. It's like, but we can't curse during a college football show.
29:14Weird. Uh, all right. Next up I had Illinois, Oregon, Oregon's minus 21 over unders 54 and a
29:21half. Uh, Dave, your Michigan Wolverines lost, uh, soundly to Illinois ending the season. This,
29:29I hated those uniforms. I awful. I did. I, I thought they looked so bad online when I saw
29:36him like two days before. And then for some reason, when I saw him on the field, I kind of
29:40liked him. I don't know. I kind of liked him just leather helmets. Like he didn't kind of work for
29:45me. I don't know. Oh yeah. Michigan. I mean, it's, it's just can't win without a quarterback. Uh,
29:51throws out the whole rhythm of the game. I'll take Oregon. That's football one-on-one right there.
30:00It does. It does. It affects every, every aspect of the game. So, uh, I'm going to take Oregon here.
30:07I don't love the game. Yeah. And yeah, they stink. We got, uh, I'm working the phone lines.
30:12Yeah. I got, I got Oregon minus 21 as well. Uh, I don't, I, I think Illinois, Illinois is
30:18Brett Bielma is a good coach. Always thought he was a good coach. He's got them playing to their
30:23peak right now. I don't think they're, uh, the same as Oregon though. Like, and I think Michigan,
30:30what we're finding out is Michigan is, is bad. And like, you're, you kind of do that where like,
30:36Oh, we can now connect the dots. Like Texas beat Michigan. Michigan is bad. That whole thing is
30:42working out now where, uh, okay. So Rico, what do you, what do you got? I'll take the under,
30:48I think Oregon's going to beat them, but they're going to beat them. Uh, soundly. I don't think
30:51Illinois is going to score. I like the under. Okay. Um, which game would you guys rather do
30:57for the fourth game, Missouri, Alabama, or Texas Vanderbilt?
31:05I think Missouri, Alabama. Oh, okay. I'll do two Vanderbilt, Texas.
31:12Make a decision. Rico do Dave's do Texas Vanderbilt. All right. Texas Vanderbilt
31:18was never been so wrong about anything that I was about Texas last week. They got
31:23absolutely big Boyd. Welcome to the sec. Uh, never seen anything like that to the,
31:30the water bottles on the field. I have you guys, do you guys remember anything like that?
31:35No, not nothing like that. They basically turned the call over.
31:38It was crazy. It was crazy. Uh, so Texas is 18 and a half point favors against Vanderbilt.
31:44I, I think I'll be, I think I'll be an idiot and take Vanderbilt plus 18 and a half. What do you
31:50have? Dave Vanderbilt has really been the team that put me on. I was doing okay until Vanderbilt
32:00decided that they were going to fuck the whole thing up, Alabama and Kentucky two weeks in a row
32:07where it just got me off my game, like off everything I do. Stay consistent. Don't live
32:13all of it. And I've been against them each time. Now I'm on them. Now I'm on them.
32:20That generally doesn't fold well, but I like them. They they've made believers out of me.
32:25They also can go to the playoff. They're still alive, which is, you know, it's crazy to say,
32:33but like, I mean, they have to win out, but, and they have a tough schedule, but that's kind of
32:39cool that Vanderbilt. Yeah. Like that's kind of cool that these teams, it's kind of like Wisconsin
32:44playing Penn state. Like, yeah, it, the chances of Wisconsin going to the playoff are probably
32:49less than a half a percent, but there's still a chance where there wouldn't have been
32:54one in years past. So that's cool for Vanderbilt. I'm gonna take Vanderbilt as well. What do you got
32:58Rico? I like the over, I think both teams score. I like the over. Okay. Um, that was also very
33:05weird. The Dave, you didn't watch the games. You were at Taylor Swift. I thought that was one of
33:11the weirdest panic moves by Sark, uh, putting in arch that made me nervous about the rest of this
33:17Texas season. That felt, that felt like a crate. Dave, they put in Quinn yours was playing terrible.
33:22They put in arts for like two drives and then put Quinn yours back in. And it was just like,
33:28what is going on here? So it was a very strange move. Yeah. It's a P it was a panic move where I
33:34don't really understand. Both of them look like they were seeing ghosts. Um, all right, last game,
33:39uh, Texas A&M LSU. Uh, let me get the updated line.
33:48Two and a half Texans minus two and a half over unders 53 and a half Rico.
33:55Texas A&M at home. I hate this game, but Texas A&M at home.
33:58I agree. I'll take the team at home. I agree. Dave. Oh, Texas A&M. I like Texas A&M.
34:08So we're all on Texas A&M. Yep. I was against Arkansas. I took them last weekend. So it was
34:14you wrong on that. I just, I mean anything I took except Navy basically as wrong season is bad.
34:20It's tough. I'm having a bad time. I'm not having fun. Nothing has gone my way. Uh,
34:27Rico, do you want to do your card? Yeah, sure. Very small. How small
34:33four games? Well, you do have a lead. So no, I mean, I'm finding what I like. Here comes Dean
34:39Smith. You have to hit him regardless. Another fallback dive up the middle. I've been giving
34:47out like five to seven every week anyway. So it's not crazy. UNC Virginia over 59 and a half
34:54a kid. I'm sure, you know, because you know, everybody when I was at the Indiana,
34:59so I went to the hoop hysteria for a little bit. Yeah. It was some fucking crazy writer kid. Who's
35:05like a manager there. I'm sure, you know, who he is. Yeah. We got, they took probably took care of
35:10us. It's probably the same kid who took care of us when we went a couple of years ago.
35:13Like he's had, he said he is like writer and his Twitter handle.
35:17Uh, those are the guys. Oh wait, actually I have something for you, Rico. I forgot to
35:23bring this up. This, I don't know why that triggered because you said you, you saw a,
35:27uh, a writer in Indiana. I talked to a writer who formerly had a connect, who was formerly on staff
35:39with, with a college football or college basketball coach. And, uh, that college basketball coach is
35:44no longer coaching. And apparently Rico just doesn't respond to this guy anymore because he
35:48doesn't have any power kind of messed up. Grosso. No, no, it's not a coach. It's a coach's right
35:58hand man. Oh. And so the coaches and you, you know, this guy too, Dave and he reached, he hit
36:04me up for the first time in forever and was like, Hey, what's up? I was like, Hey man, how's everything
36:08going? Haven't heard from you a while. And, uh, and he said, he, he said he wanted to talk about
36:14something. And I was like, sure. Anytime he said, uh, hit, hit Rico. But trying to talk to him is
36:19like trying to find bin Laden. Cause this guy has no, he has, he's not, he's not on staff anywhere.
36:23So Rico's literally just throwing them in the trash. If this is the same, if this is the same
36:29guy, I texted him last night, he texted me. I immediately responded to him. Which, which,
36:33where is he from? I'm not telling, I'm not going to, I'm not going to dock. So I got to know who,
36:37I got to know my accounts. If I'm, if I'm not fulfilling an account, I got to know what
36:41if an account is no longer a college, if he's no longer on a staff, does the account die right away?
36:47Is it just gone? No, because that's a very, that's a sad state of affairs that you're only using.
36:52Like the minute they're not on a staff, you're like fucking lose my number, pal.
36:56No, I don't see that. I don't say that. I have no idea who we're talking about.
37:00Can we just blur it? You said, I know who this, yeah, it's, it's, it's,
37:05I'll say it and then we can bleep it. It's, it's his right-hand man.
37:08Yes. No, he fucking texted me last night and I immediately responded.
37:12Well, he texted me the yesterday afternoon and said, trying to find you is like, uh,
37:16trying to find Bin Laden. That's what you do.
37:18Takes a shot at me. Yo, let me know when you get a second. I want to run something by you. Okay.
37:22What was the text before that? Uh, I responded as well. June 6th.
37:29Okay. He reached out to me. I responded back. He said, trying to find you is like,
37:33I will say that guy, that guy sometimes will over-communicate.
37:37Yeah. But I still will. I'll respond to someone when they text me.
37:41I responded as well. Yeah. I can't throw stones at glass houses. I'm not the greatest text
37:46respond. But you're, you're equal opportunity date. That's true. You will not respond to something.
37:51So like you could not respond to, uh, an assist, an assistant coach who just got fired. And you
37:57could also not respond to coach Cal like you'll just not respond to both where I'm just asking
38:03the question. If a guy doesn't have a job in college bat division one, college basketball
38:08anymore. Do we keep that account warm or do we throw them in the trash? Cause he can no longer
38:13do anything. We keep it warm. We keep it warm. That's a good human thing. Yes. Cause it's,
38:19it's bad. If you're just keeping relationships alive, just when you can use them for something,
38:24I don't use them for something. These people are friends. You use them for everything.
38:31Okay. How could you say you don't use them for something you do use?
38:35You don't ask for clothes. I do have a big collection of sweatsuits.
38:39Is that just your whole house is just sweatsuits now. Sweatsuits now. Yeah. A lot. I like that.
38:44Uh, all right. So go back to your, uh, game. All right. UNC Virginia over 59 and a half Memphis,
38:50Charlotte over 57 BYU. This line actually flipped BYU plus one and a half. And I'll
38:56save my, uh, my mortal. Okay. Uh, I know your moral. You want me to say it out loud?
39:01No, we're going to have EBO read a message from a rider or somebody that just said something.
39:06So yeah, most obvious mortal of all time. And I actually, I kind of don't love it this year,
39:11but, uh, I love it this year. Okay. You love it every year, every single year, every single year.
39:16Dave. All right. Uh, Syracuse plus six against Pittsburgh. I think that game is close.
39:23BC at home against Louisville, Louisville coming off a tough loss. Uh, I think BC keeps that game
39:28close can potentially win it. I already gave out over and boys, UNLV and UNLV plus the points USC
39:35minus 14 at home against Rutgers. Rutgers is horrible. Ohio state minus 25 at home against
39:41Nebraska. Nebraska is horrible. I laughed at watching that edit on Boston with will trying to
39:47rationalize losing 56 to seven. I mean, he's out of answers. It's the same thing, but it still is
39:56like his line of like, the answers are in the room. Like it's just crazy. He's like, I know
40:02this is going to sound crazy, but the tape does not look like 56. It's like serious. It's great.
40:14Navy plus 12. I don't love it, but I always like rooting for the service academies,
40:19especially as a Nord, a Nordane 52 and a half over, uh, Mississippi state at home
40:24plus six and a half against arc, uh, Arkansas. I hate Arkansas now. I think UCF BYU. Yes.
40:32BYU escaped last week. Uh, you know, BYU still doing it out there, but I think U S
40:40UCF at home minus one and a half hands them their first loss Bama minus 14 at home against Missouri
40:47Bama. Not great. Missouri real bad in my mind, Texas tech plus six and a half on the road.
40:52TCU close game. Vandy plus 18 and a half at home against Texas. There it is. That's the, uh,
40:58and I do like the card this week. I didn't like it last week. I like it this week.
41:01Okay. So you're back. Uh, I have UCF as well. Uh, Dave minus one and a half. I'm going to add
41:07more to my card. Uh, I also am taking, I also had, uh, Michigan state plus three and a half
41:14against Michigan. I think that one might be, that might be bad for you, Dave. I don't know.
41:19Could be. I listen, we won the national championship last year. We're bad this year.
41:25I give grace. I'm a grace guy. If you wanted me national championship, I'm not going to jump down
41:30your throat the next year. We're going to get things figured out. And, uh, I, my season now is
41:35just making sure Ohio state doesn't win the whole thing. So they can't try to chirp back even though
41:41it's not apples to apples. Yeah. Yeah. Like here's what, where, where I want to say this about Ohio
41:46state and Ohio Tate is one of the great morons who doesn't get this. What I'm going to say,
41:53if Ohio state beats Michigan this year, which I think they probably will.
41:59I mean, I guess crazy things have happened. It's not the same when one team beats another team
42:05and the other team is down. Like we're down that, that, that doesn't count the same when you're
42:11both up and undefeated. Yeah. They're in, which has been the case the three years we beaten them.
42:19So we stink this year. Like, okay, you beat a stinky Michigan team. You don't get
42:25cookies for that. It doesn't even count. Yeah. All the chips, all the chips are not in the
42:29middle this year. No, it's like, all right, we're bad. So big deal. You beat a bad Michigan. When
42:34we're good, you can't beat us because you're cowards. You're Ohio state. You're embarrassed.
42:38It's almost weirdly better if Ohio state lost to us this year. Oh, this is, Oh yeah. Oh, because
42:46it's like, it's only when the lights are on and the chips are in the middle is when they suck.
42:53They're the big team who can beat us when we stink. Beat us when we're good. I, I, yeah,
42:59I think, I think most Ohio state fans would agree that they should probably try to lose
43:04to Michigan. It would be at least they're not cowards. That's, that's a spin zone that I didn't
43:13see coming, but there it is. Oh, there's some truth to that. Wait, what's the truth? They're
43:20a bully. And, and, and, and when you punch a bully in the face, they cry and you stay, we're
43:26not, we don't have that. We're like, Nate can't stand up to fucking, uh, I don't know, like Brandon
43:34Walker in a fight. They're the size difference, but you know, you put someone brand Walker size,
43:39he cries, he can Devlin pushes them and he cries. So that's bright lights. They crumble.
43:47We can't put any pressure on them this year. So if they lost to us this year,
43:52it wouldn't be like, Oh no, we don't. We we're not big game cowards.
43:57We just aren't a great program. It may be better than being a coward. Yeah, I see it.
44:05Even Dave, you can see the smirk. He's like, I didn't even think my brain had that one.
44:11Ohio tape bet me my salary on Michigan state for, I mean, Michigan versus Ohio state this year. It's
44:17like, well, let's see what we got. Like I'm not, I'm no dummy. Like I knew we potentially had some
44:23issues come into this season. Our entire team went to the NFL and the coach bet me my salary
44:29on the worst Michigan team since pre COVID. No. All right. I'll wait till we regroup and I'm
44:34working on it. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. All right, let's do, uh, our mortals. Uh,
44:40Hank is, uh, on the ride back from the airport. Cause he was at banner night last night. His is
44:45Washington plus six and a half. I'll do mine as well. I'm I'm out of the mortal race. I'm in last
44:51place. Uh, so I'll just go with the heart and I'm going to take Wisconsin plus six and a half. This
44:56is the biggest game for you. I'll be rooting for you. It's the biggest game in Luke fickle era.
45:01Uh, I know it's only been a year and a half, but this season couldn't have started worse.
45:06And we're now at a point where everything's kind of come back to Badger football. The last three
45:11weeks, they've absolutely, I know they played Purdue Rutgers, Northwestern, not good teams,
45:17but they have punished those teams in old school Badger football fashion. Uh, they're doing the
45:24right things. They've got, it feels like the vibes are back a little bit. Camp Randall at night is a
45:31tough place to play when you play 11 o'clock. Not so much. Cause everyone takes forever to get the
45:35students in there at nighttime. It's going to be rocking and Penn state has Ohio state next week,
45:41which they know that, you know, they have it circled every single week.
45:44I'll take Wisconsin plus six and a half. Uh, Zoopy. I'm going Boise minus the three. Okay. Uh,
45:54Jack, I'm going to go Indiana minus six and a half. Uh, you know, Rourke is out.
45:59Did not Wisconsin plus six and a half. There we go. Fuck out of Penn state. By the way,
46:03Rico, you're welcome for Arizona state. Thank you very much. Yes. Thank you very much. Uh,
46:08Ibo, uh, Utah, Houston under 37. Wow. The over unders 37. I believe Zach Wilson's brother is
46:17the starting quarterback this week. Yeah. He's been played. He's played a couple of weeks. Yeah.
46:20I don't, I don't think Houston can really move the ball. No Utah. So under 37, uh, Dave
46:28trying to just look up. I just want to do one quick research. I can't find it. Uh,
46:34no. Give me a second here. Uh, yeah, I'm going to go Mississippi state. I think they're playing
46:39a little bit better at home against Arkansas plus six and a half. I think they win that game.
46:44I like that. Arkansas complete no show in a game that they should have spot wise should have
46:50cowards. It was the perfect, perfect spot. They're coming off of by LSU is coming off an incredible
46:58night game against Ole miss. How do you come out like that? Cowards. Uh, Rico,
47:05uh, Zupan, you have the message pulled up? Yeah, I got it. All right. Read it. I was sent,
47:10uh, I think probably all of us got sent this, but it says from someone who has a quote from Rico
47:16and his bio. I just need someone, anyone to read this, get it to Dan, Dave, or even smacky and set
47:21the trap and wait. Rico will all caps, mortal Kansas state against Kansas this week because
47:28he's a one trick pony. He's going to talk about how bad Kansas is and how K state dominates Kansas
47:34and we'll bring up a host of other lazy arguments. He then went on to say, uh,
47:40how Kansas plus 10 is the play, but Rico. Okay. K state minus 10. When he cleaned out his office,
47:47he gave it to climbing and said, this is how you beat Kansas. He's done it every year, but one,
47:52they won last year, but they didn't cover. I still think they're going to roll. Avery Johnson's
47:56playing. Well, they're running the ball. Well, case Kansas is down K state at home, Kansas state
48:02at home minus the 10. I love it. So why did you have that? Why did you have the results? It was,
48:07it was funny. I mean, it was, he was making fun of me. We can, you can lie to yourself.
48:11That's growth, but that's also like, that was supposed to be the moment where you're like,
48:16it's Kansas this year. No, it's not Kansas this year. It's never going to be Kansas.
48:20So you, you just had, you just had a guy I get. Yeah, that is growth. That's growth. The guy made
48:24the guy was like, you're so predictable. And then you're like, you're right. You're right.
48:30You want predictable. I'll give you a predictable shout out the haters. They called this one
48:35correctly. Yes, that is growth Rico. I mean, you've been, you've been a delight to be around
48:41this year. Thank you. Yeah. I've had a, maybe now is a good time. It's usually a bad time.
48:47I usually put my foot in my mouth, but Dave cyber Monday dinner.
48:51He might not even be in New York. He's not, he won't be, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. No,
48:59no commit there. All right. Yeah. What about even when we do cyber Monday doesn't end kind of late.
49:04Yeah. It's like a whole thing. Okay. What, uh, I think what he was really asking Dave is when is it?
49:12I know. I thought, I know. I thought, yeah, just a dinner. We're just asking for a dinner. Right.
49:17There's no, no business at two birds, two birds, two birds, one stone. Yeah.
49:21What's the, Oh, the dinner and the contract. Two birds, one stone. Okay. Why don't you just do
49:29one bird, one stone and just call him and say, Hey, do I have a new contract?
49:35Oh yeah. He knows. All right. I gotta go do this thing. It's a little early for that. No,
49:40it's not. It's getting there. You know, he puts his, I'm choking.
49:48I'm going to call you. I think you should call him. You should give him a call.
49:54Austin, do you have a pick? Austin, do you have a pick? Austin?
49:57You want me to call him? Ask him if he wants me to call him.