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00:00The last people on earth I want to piss off are the people of Philadelphia.
00:04I used to work concessions there and 76ers on a dollar dog night ran out of hot dogs.
00:09Oh, no.
00:10Was your life were you in danger?
00:12Yes, tough scene.
00:13You don't want to get on the bad side.
00:14And I feel like he's getting on people's bad side.
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01:01The crown is yours.
01:03Hell yeah.
01:04Sorry for wiping during the ad read.
01:06I had a little beard dandruff.
01:07That happens.
01:08That happens.
01:08You gotta moisturize.
01:09It's tough to have to trim it down so it doesn't happen.
01:12I just sent her an oil-based soap, which is nice.
01:15You have an oil-based soap?
01:17What's new with you guys?
01:18What's happening with that?
01:19Yeah, have you been getting dandruff?
01:20No.
01:21Yeah, I didn't see it yet.
01:21Like, I'm talking about shorts.
01:22You have dandruff on your...
01:23Why do people call you Katie Dandruff then?
01:25No, people don't call me that.
01:26That wouldn't be a thing.
01:29Chaps, I'm glad you're here because...
01:31I'm glad I'm here too, Nick.
01:32Yeah, in general, in general.
01:34But also, the first topic is JAGS-centric.
01:38You being the only JAGS fan at Barstool and The Planet.
01:43New coach.
01:44Yeah.
01:45It's...
01:46Take it away.
01:46It's gay Pat.
01:47Yeah.
01:48It really is.
01:48The new coach is gay Pat.
01:50It is remarkable.
01:51Yeah.
01:52Like, if you were like, those guys are twins.
01:56It's shocking.
01:57Liam Cohen, his eyes might be a little bit not centered.
02:03But other than that...
02:04Yeah, like Riggs.
02:06Well, Pat, after 2 a.m., he gets a little...
02:08Yeah, after 2 a.m.
02:09Yeah, party Pat.
02:10When he's gooning.
02:11His eyes get a little wacky.
02:13Yeah, new head coach.
02:16How do you like how the JAGS got him?
02:20I love it.
02:21Yeah?
02:21Because the JAGS, for the longest time, have been not...
02:26Didn't matter.
02:28I hate to say it, but it's true.
02:29Nobody thinks of them in the national conversation.
02:32Even me.
02:34For the first time, maybe in my life, I didn't watch the last 4 games of the year
02:38because I was so disgusted.
02:40Didn't want to watch Mac Jones play.
02:42Sure.
02:43And even the way that they didn't fire Trent Baalke.
02:46And after that happened at the end of the season,
02:49most JAGS fans were kind of checked out or mad.
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:52And then this was like...
02:53The forums were in an uproar.
02:55Yeah, they were.
02:56Our JAGS was going nuts.
02:57Oh my God.
02:58And with him coming in, I feel like doing it a little shady,
03:04which I don't think is shady at all,
03:06because nobody in the world is going to go have an interview
03:09where you're going to make four times the amount of money
03:12that you're getting offered,
03:14and then be live texting your former employer about,
03:18should you take this job or not?
03:20Hey guys, they're offering me some really awesome stuff.
03:22And it's a much...
03:23It's a head coaching position.
03:24Right.
03:25It's not a coordinator position.
03:26There's 32 of them in the world.
03:28Are you hopeful?
03:29Oh, I'm beyond hopeful.
03:31I'm totally back in.
03:32Really?
03:32Like I listened to him, and the reason why I like him
03:34is because he sounds like a nerd, but he's played.
03:37His Duval was a little cringy.
03:39His Duval was one of the worst Duvals I've ever heard.
03:41Was that one of the worst Duvals?
03:42Give me a minute.
03:42Let me hear what his sounded like.
03:43Give me a...
03:45Can we play his Duval?
03:47I think it was like a little...
03:48He looked around like a moray eel afterwards, like for approval.
03:52Oh no.
03:52He added like a little vocal run, like Mariah Carey.
03:56Well, he's switching it up.
03:57He's switching it up.
03:58Duval.
04:01Well, the old Duval wasn't working, was it?
04:04The old Duval wasn't...
04:04Maybe you're ready for a new Duval, I'm just saying.
04:09Yeah.
04:09I really feel like USA Today picked it up hilariously, whiffed his Duval.
04:13When you whiff a Duval.
04:14You can't whiff a Duval.
04:16He looks just like Pat.
04:17Yeah, that's crazy.
04:18In an alternate universe where there's a gay NFL league, the Jags go gags.
04:24That's Pat.
04:25God hates Jags.
04:29Yeah, I could have gone with something different for the gay football Jag.
04:35But yes.
04:36But I don't think the Duval thing is fair.
04:38And they do it to like brand new draft picks who aren't like Jacksonville people.
04:44Yeah.
04:44And they always make them say, give me a Duval.
04:47And...
04:48It's putting them on the spot.
04:49Right. The only one who's done it well is Trayvon Walker.
04:52And because he's from pretty close, so he knows the Duval chant.
04:55It's like somebody coming up to like a comic and be like, tell me a joke.
05:00Yes.
05:00Yeah, you can't just...
05:01Yeah.
05:02You can't do that.
05:02You can't put somebody on the spot for a Duval.
05:03You have to be born in it.
05:05Duval!
05:06Like you have to be...
05:07That's good. I couldn't do that.
05:08Yeah.
05:08That's good.
05:09I couldn't do that at all.
05:11Hear me out.
05:13He's being paid a ton of money.
05:16$13 million a year.
05:17A lot of controversy around it.
05:19He came from a Buccaneers team that had 10 wins, won a very bad division,
05:24and then lost their first playoff game.
05:27Yeah.
05:27So a down year for the Bucs.
05:29Not a great year.
05:30Yeah.
05:33I'm okay with that.
05:34Baker had 40 touchdowns.
05:36Yeah, that is nice.
05:39Baker was a journeyman at that point.
05:42Like he had gone to Carolina, gone to the Rams.
05:44He's never had the same offensive coordinator.
05:46That's crazy.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Eight years, right?
05:47Yeah.
05:48Eight years in the league and never back to back.
05:50That's tough.
05:51Yeah.
05:52But now Liam Cohen's preaching honesty.
05:56And there was that video clip of him saying that honesty is the best policy.
06:00It's how we grow, how we become better.
06:02After kind of, would you say lying?
06:05No, I wouldn't say that.
06:06I thought that he showed the utmost integrity.
06:09Stephen Chay is a scorned lover.
06:11Okay.
06:12Yeah.
06:12Do you believe that?
06:14Because his wife spoke out about it.
06:16Because he said like part of it was like kid was in the hospital,
06:19didn't get the phone calls, blah, blah.
06:21Do we think that's true?
06:22Not that it matters.
06:23Yes, because the kid has an autoimmune disease.
06:27And that makes it...
06:30You have so much going on on that day for Bucs fans to be like,
06:34oh, he didn't call, he didn't keep us informed.
06:37No one would.
06:38Yeah.
06:39No one would.
06:40Just because this came out in a media report, I would imagine most coaches go through this.
06:45If you're a hot offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator,
06:48if you're like a sexy little offensive coordinator...
06:51Yeah.
06:51You're the most wanted girl at the ball.
06:53Right.
06:54And you still want to have the ability just like Signelli from Indiana.
06:59Now you say...
06:59Signetti.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Just like him.
07:02Like you're going to flirt with an Alabama whenever you're at Indiana because you could
07:06leave and then you're going to parlay that into a 10 million dollar...
07:10Yes.
07:10Like that is normal in the coaching world.
07:12And there's also...
07:13There's no loyalty on the other end.
07:15So why do you have to show loyalty from your end?
07:18And there's plenty of players that are coaches that were hot coordinators that
07:22everybody thought was eventually going to be a head coach, like Pep Hamilton,
07:27the dude that was offensive coordinator in Kansas City.
07:30It happens all the time.
07:31Like, yeah.
07:31So you can't stick around and wait till the next year to do it, quote, right.
07:35You got...
07:36You have generational wealth at your fingertips.
07:38You're taking it.
07:39You have to.
07:40I don't think you'd be blamed for that.
07:41Some people would call him a big fucking chicken, though.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Speaking of big chicken, Grayson Cain.
07:46Whoa.
07:47Wow.
07:47That's crazy how that came up.
07:49Yeah.
07:49You fingered that one.
07:51Hey, yo.
07:53Cain's craveable chicken finger meals rally every fan together for their cook-to-order
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08:07I swap out the slaw for another piece of toast.
08:10And then I would put the tender in between the two pieces.
08:13I make a taco.
08:14What?
08:15I take the Texas toast, put a finger in there, put the coleslaw on.
08:20Oh my God.
08:20It's a taco.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Wow.
08:23Cain's chicken finger tailgates are the perfect option to feed the whole team and bring him a
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08:40Thank you, guys.
08:42Movie news.
08:44I am super detached.
08:46I see like two new movies a year.
08:48Yes, me too.
08:50I watch the same movies over and over.
08:52I watch Ip Man.
08:52I watch Night's Tale.
08:53I watch Shoot Em Up.
08:54Those are my three movies that I watch over and over.
08:56That's really it.
08:58Amelia Perez is tied for the most Oscar noms ever, tied with Forrest Gump, Oppenheimer,
09:06and Gone with the Wind.
09:07Amelia Perez has a 23% audience score and has a bunch of people up in arms.
09:13Do you guys know the premise of this movie?
09:14Let me just say this.
09:16When that was on the sheet, I thought Amelia Perez was a person.
09:19Oh, it's the movie.
09:20I have never heard of this movie before.
09:24I know the gist of it.
09:25Yes.
09:26It's a musical.
09:27It's a musical, which I feel like a lot of people, like Che went to Wicked and he was
09:33like, this is a musical?
09:34When people go into a movie not knowing it's a musical and it's a musical, that pisses
09:37people off.
09:38I would be so mad if I think I'm gonna just...
09:38Yeah, same thing happened to me with Mama Mia.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Here we go again.
09:41Wicked is a musical, but there's nothing worse than a surprise musical.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Just like, why are these guys mopping the floor like with choreography?
09:49Right.
09:49It throws it off.
09:50I completely disagree.
09:52You would like a surprise musical?
09:53I wouldn't.
09:54That's number one thing I want in my life.
09:56Oh, fuck you.
09:57Like if I...
09:58I would love to be around a flash mob.
10:00I would...
10:01If I was around a flash mob, you would see me in the back just clapping and having like
10:05the best time.
10:06I do think it's been long enough that we could bring them back.
10:08We should do a flash mob.
10:10Yeah, get that going.
10:11I promise you I'd rather be shot by a gun.
10:13Disagree again, y'all.
10:15Oh, the face.
10:16Shit, okay.
10:18Not the face, but...
10:21So Amelia Perez is a musical, but it's gotten...
10:25People were up in arms because people were wicked stans this year.
10:29Oh, that's what they're mad about.
10:30They're also mad about the...
10:31Amelia Perez is a musical about a Mexican drug cartel leader who sneaks off to get a
10:40sex change operation.
10:42Okay.
10:42But I guess the trans community is up in arms.
10:45The Mexican community is up in arms.
10:48It's got...
10:48Apparently everybody's got everybody in a pretzel.
10:50Everybody's pissed.
10:50For all different reasons.
10:52Everybody's pissed.
10:52What I'm thinking is, because it's...
10:54The drug lord was a man, transitions to a woman, but they had to hide.
11:01Like they had to pretend they got killed or whatever and disappear or whatever.
11:04And then...
11:04But then once they're a woman, they miss their family.
11:07So they invite the family.
11:09They look totally different now.
11:10Like, come live on my giant mansion, whatever.
11:13And the family doesn't know.
11:14And I was like, this is Mrs. Doubtfire all over again.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:18They just remade Mrs. Doubtfire into like Mr...
11:25So yeah, you can't remake Mrs. Doubtfire is my takeaway on this.
11:28So it's made by a French person who doesn't enjoy musicals, doesn't speak Spanish.
11:37And it's a musical set over drug war.
11:39So pretty heavy topic.
11:41Um, I don't know anybody that has seen this movie.
11:44Why is it on?
11:46How does it?
11:46I mean, those other three are pretty big movies.
11:49Gone with the Wind, Titanic and Oppenheimer.
11:51Like those are pretty big.
11:52How does a movie that has 13 nominations stream on Netflix first?
11:57It doesn't have to be successful to get nominations, though.
11:59Like this tanked in the box office, I believe.
12:02But is it big awards or like best actor or like best supporting actor?
12:07Or is it just like set design?
12:11Like costumes?
12:12Let's see.
12:12Because I think it has like 13 noms.
12:14It does.
12:15Yeah.
12:15But they...
12:16Is it like for lighting, cinematography?
12:18Right.
12:18Shit you don't care about.
12:19Like costume or...
12:22Oh, best picture.
12:24Best director.
12:25Best adapted screenplay.
12:26Original scene.
12:27Like those are the big ones.
12:28Yeah.
12:29Makeup, sound, cinematography, but supporting actress, international feature.
12:34Don't care about that.
12:35Adapted screenplay.
12:36But the other ones are big.
12:38Yeah.
12:38I'll be damned.
12:40I don't know.
12:41Yeah.
12:42I guess I'll have to...
12:44Not see it.
12:44Not see it.
12:45Yeah.
12:45I don't know.
12:45I'm gonna stick to my three movies to watch.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Mine's Sex and the City movie.
12:49I could watch it on loop forever.
12:51I'm a few good men guy.
12:52No lie.
12:53That's my number one.
12:54He can say the whole...
12:55Yeah.
12:56The whole...
12:57The whole Colonel Jessup speech.
12:59Speech, yeah.
13:00Wow.
13:00Off the top of his head.
13:01I've never seen either.
13:02Oh, that's the reason why I joined the Marine Corps.
13:04Guy from my hometown is in the Sex and the City movie, though.
13:07Oh, nice.
13:08Mr. Big?
13:08No, the other one that she likes.
13:10No way.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:13He's always bumping around.
13:13He's always at Coleman's Fish Market.
13:16No way.
13:17The guy with the longer hair?
13:18The carpenter guy?
13:19Yeah.
13:19Oh, that guy is sexy.
13:20He does the voice for the Walgreens commercials now.
13:22It's very comforting.
13:23Oh, nice.
13:24Yeah.
13:24In my neighborhood.
13:25Very cool.
13:30Speaking of fucking cheesesteaks.
13:31Chaps, if you could.
13:34Keep part of my cheesesteak close to the chest.
13:36That's right.
13:36Place to keep it.
13:38It's the best thing of all.
13:39Steak on his chest.
13:40Is he a dead vampire?
13:44Oh, my God.
13:47Steak in his chest?
13:50Chaps, no.
13:51More like steak in my belly.
13:52There we go.
13:52That's right.
13:53There we go.
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14:20Perfect thing to eat while you're watching the Eagles win the Super Bowl.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:25You sound just like an eagle.
14:26An eagle.
14:27I know.
14:27Holy shit.
14:28Yep.
14:28How does Nick Turrani say?
14:30Or no.
14:31Sirianni.
14:31That's me.
14:32Yeah, that's really close.
14:33Nick Turrani.
14:33Yes.
14:34How does he do a dewball?
14:35He's the funniest coach in the NFL.
14:37Nick Sirianni.
14:38Wow.
14:38Look at us.
14:39Yeah.
14:39You guys are basically, yeah.
14:40How's your dewball?
14:42A dewball.
14:44No, that's good.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Like a little, that's me in the shower.
14:48I like that.
14:49Oh, yeah.
14:49Well, not everything's as good in Philly as a cheesesteak right now.
14:53We got a little trouble in paradise, folks.
14:55What do we got?
14:56The Sixers.
14:57Oh, what about them?
14:58The Weasels.
14:59Josh Harris is not allowing the Sixers to congratulate the Eagles on social media
15:04after winning the NFC title.
15:06And that's as petty as it gets.
15:07I noticed, like, right away, the Flyers, I think at their last game,
15:11they had a bunch of the Eagles players riding the Zamboni.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Between the periods, they had, my brain was like,
15:16what's that break called?
15:17In between quarters?
15:18Halftime?
15:19I did it.
15:19I nailed it.
15:21All the other teams are.
15:23You're of an age where you probably forget periods.
15:25Yeah.
15:25This isn't Weasel behavior.
15:27It doesn't.
15:28I'm having a hot flush after that one over here.
15:30Doesn't Josh Harris own the Commanders?
15:33Why would he?
15:35Yeah, right.
15:36I'm pretty sure that's the owner of the Commanders.
15:38Yeah, but it's like a no brainer, though.
15:40Not a no.
15:40You're not congratulating the people that beat you as a owner of a team.
15:45It's a weird thing, though, because you.
15:47Yeah, he owns it.
15:48I feel like you have to put your fandom aside.
15:50If you're a billionaire, first of all, I don't think you really root that hard for teams.
15:53No way.
15:54And secondly, that's what you sign up for.
15:57I own two teams.
15:58There's a chance that these.
16:00I think you have to do it.
16:01And you have to let your team like some of the Sixers players were at the game.
16:05They're cheering on.
16:06Like, you have to let them post and congratulate and whatever.
16:09Like, it's just it's just fucking weird.
16:10The players.
16:11Yes, I think the players should do it.
16:13The Josh Harris owns that team.
16:16Yes, but the Sixers are already struggling enough.
16:19Why would you not tweet a rainbow logo for Pride Month?
16:22He has a wife.
16:24That's not even remotely the same thing.
16:26That's not even remotely close.
16:29What the fuck?
16:29I have a wife.
16:30That's why I like Mark Cuban.
16:32Mark Cuban was on Shark Tank and somebody like they gave him.
16:36I think it was Lakers colors when the year that they had kicked the Mavs out.
16:40Yeah.
16:40And he kicked them off the show.
16:41But he doesn't own the another team.
16:45From another city.
16:46Yeah, I just think it's a no brainer to be like, hey, this whatever.
16:49I just thought that was dumb and petty and stupid.
16:51I love that move.
16:52I think he was.
16:53But like he's losing.
16:55This is a bad business move.
16:57Right.
16:57Exactly.
16:58Nobody's going to stop being a 76ers fan because Josh Harris.
17:01They didn't tweet the Eagles.
17:02No, but people are going to hate him.
17:04No, they're not.
17:05If they win, they're going to hate the older.
17:08If you feel that way in the city about that team.
17:10Right.
17:10If you don't win, they don't care.
17:11Like it.
17:12Like the last people on Earth I want to piss off are the people of Philadelphia.
17:16I used to work concessions there and 76ers on a dollar dog night ran out of hot dogs.
17:22Oh, no.
17:23Your life.
17:24Were you in danger?
17:24Yes.
17:25Tough scene.
17:26You don't want to get on the bad side.
17:27And I feel like he's getting on people's bad side.
17:29And I think it's petty.
17:31Petty.
17:32I love it.
17:33I mean, I think we need more pettiness in sports between owners.
17:37You want your owner to care, right?
17:39Like, I think that's a bigger.
17:41No, I think that's a bigger issue.
17:42Like it's a conflict of interest for him.
17:45That could be something that's brought up at the NFL owners meetings.
17:48There we go.
17:48I feel like on social media, Josh Harris should have had the 76ers do double birds.
17:53So you should only own teams that are in the same city.
17:57Yeah, I like that.
17:58That would be a good rule.
17:59All right.
18:01Because doesn't he own the Capitals now, too?
18:03Jesus Christ.
18:04Didn't he buy the Capitals?
18:06So he owns two Washington teams, I think.
18:09The Washington Capitals.
18:11I feel like he owns them, too.
18:13Maybe not.
18:14No.
18:14Ownership group.
18:16Commanders.
18:16Josh Harris.
18:17No, that's.
18:18Yeah, that's Commanders.
18:18I just got so excited that I was right and I was totally wrong.
18:21That's okay.
18:22Yeah.
18:22I don't know who that glasses bitch is in the middle either.
18:28Kate, I'm on your side.
18:29Yeah.
18:29It just seems like a strange no brainer.
18:31It's like the whole city is celebrating.
18:33All the different teams are celebrating for the Eagles and like brotherly love.
18:37Team love.
18:37Come on.
18:38No.
18:39Anyway.
18:40And I know if the 76ers were to make it to whatever that final game is they play.
18:45NBA Finals.
18:46Okay.
18:47The Eagles would be like, woo, rooting them on.
18:48Absolutely.
18:49It's not because the owner roots for them.
18:51I doubt the owner of the Eagles.
18:54I doubt any owner is.
18:55Is that in touch with?
18:56No.
18:57But you're arguing the same thing.
18:59Josh Harris loves his team.
19:00He's not going to allow one of his teams to support the other team.
19:05The Eagles beat his team.
19:08Why in the world would they celebrate that?
19:10Because it's not just him.
19:12He owns the whole entity.
19:14He has to represent the city.
19:16I think he's being a little baby.
19:17You can't represent DC and the Eagles.
19:21I bet if it was any other team, maybe not because they're division rivals.
19:24Yeah.
19:24I've always Josh Harris would just come out and say, fuck the Eagles.
19:27From the Sixers account.
19:28Yeah.
19:30Fuck Philadelphia.
19:32Fuck the Eagles.
19:32Fuck whatever.
19:34Fuck you.
19:34Fuck you.
19:34Fuck Bryce Harper.
19:36Everybody.
19:37Yeah.
19:38A drug kingpin arrested in the UK after his fucking wife posted lavish vacation photos
19:44online, giving away his vacation.
19:46Can we see what they look like?
19:48Can we see what their vibe is?
19:51It's like, what's that movie?
19:56With the drug people, the mafia.
19:57And most.
19:58After they read the Goodfellas where they're like, don't go buying fucking cars and whatever
20:03and coats and whatever.
20:05Oh, yeah.
20:06Okay.
20:06Yeah.
20:08I don't when you can take a picture with a parrot or is that a Macaw?
20:12That's a parrot, right?
20:14Beats me.
20:15So whenever you could take a picture with those on the beach, you absolutely take it.
20:20What's the point of going on vacation if you can't take photos and make people feel
20:23bad that they're not there?
20:24Yeah.
20:25You have that picture, two birds in your hands while you're on the beach.
20:28Oh, she was in Italy.
20:29That's 100,000 likes easy whenever you have some ginormous watermelons.
20:35What a profile.
20:36Sorry, I'm just like, what?
20:37Watermelons?
20:38Yeah.
20:39Yeah.
20:39That's my goodness.
20:41Yeah.
20:41I wouldn't mind having a.
20:43And then they got her.
20:43Having a parrot.
20:44Yeah.
20:44She's at like a very distinct landmark.
20:46Even if it was just like a general beach, I think it'd be fine.
20:48But.
20:49Yeah.
20:49Rainbow would find her in a second.
20:51Yeah.
20:52I feel like you at least have to have like a front.
20:54A job is a front or something.
20:56You can't just go.
20:57I don't know.
20:58Yeah.
20:59So let that be a lesson to all the drug kingpins out there.
21:02Go on your nice vacation.
21:03But you also have to go on a vacation down the Jersey shore.
21:05And those are the only photos you can post to be like, we're at the Wildwood Motel again.
21:10But you're really going on nice.
21:11Take the photos and then post them a month later.
21:14Yeah.
21:15But sometimes the photo is just so good.
21:17You got to share it.
21:18This one with the parrots is a great.
21:19If I was her and I knew my family would be going to jail.
21:22Oh, that's on my LinkedIn.
21:23Oh, that's right.
21:24Yeah.
21:25That's my Christmas card.
21:26Yes.
21:27It was worth it.
21:28I think for people to go to jail for that.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Photoshop a little Santa hat on that bad boy.
21:32Posting it.
21:33Good for her.
21:34Yeah.
21:35And they have the U.S. Coast Guard in the back.
21:36Where is she?
21:37That's a U.S. Coast Guard boat in the back.
21:39Did you guys.
21:40Yeah.
21:40Orange tip.
21:41Oh, yeah.
21:42I'll be damned.
21:43Did you guys see the American guy who just got arrested?
21:47He's.
21:47I forget what for.
21:49I'm so great on this show.
21:50But he's like real tough looking up top.
21:52And then he's wearing the tight pants and the platform boots.
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:56It looks photoshopped.
21:57It looks photoshopped.
21:58Where somebody took the legs.
22:00Where you have three different sections.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Yeah.
22:02Where you like trace around it.
22:04I don't know how we'd even search that.
22:06Arrested man.
22:07Arrested man.
22:08Arrested man.
22:09Skinny jeans.
22:10Hold.
22:11Yeah.
22:12Super hot girlfriend.
22:14Yeah, that was crazy.
22:15That's.
22:16After showing the smallest of typefaces.
22:18Rock, paper, scissors tournament.
22:21What are your thoughts on that team?
22:23I love it.
22:24I don't know what this is in reference to, but I'm into it.
22:27Yeah, pretty cool.
22:29Are we going to have one?
22:30Let's do it right now.
22:31OK.
22:31It's in New York.
22:32Rock, paper, scissors.
22:33Yeah.
22:33Is that what he wanted us to do?
22:34No.
22:36Good job, Kate.
22:37All right.
22:37You heard it here first.
22:38Rock, paper, scissors tournament.
22:40Hell yeah.
22:42Well, I wanted to do one of those at the Barstool bar.
22:45Oh, you should.
22:46Yeah.
22:47You definitely should.
22:48Yeah, that'd be fun.
22:49That'd be sick.
22:50There you go, Nate.
22:51All right.
22:52That was a rundown.
22:52Covering all the topics.