Aired (February 1, 2025): Lahat ng problema sa relasyon, may solusyon! Si Alex Calleja, may isang simpleng sagot para pagandahin ang inyong relasyon at pag-iibigan. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00God, love is really crazy.
00:02Love is crazy?
00:03Why is there a curse?
00:04It's all about women.
00:05Why? What does the curse have to do with love?
00:08It has to do with unfinished business.
00:10Us women, when we die,
00:12what's that?
00:13That's a release.
00:14When we go up,
00:15thank God,
00:16they're done with the war.
00:18The woman, when she dies,
00:20when she goes up,
00:21God, bring me back.
00:23I have something to say to my wife.
00:25Bring me back?
00:26Show me.
00:27Then ask,
00:28ask your wife,
00:29what's the problem?
00:30You don't know?
00:33You're crazy,
00:34you're crazy.
00:37God,
00:38let me know.
00:39It's crazy.
00:40Okay.
00:41Guys,
00:42we're full of problems.
00:43Problems with love,
00:44crazy love.
00:46Let's make it positive.
00:47Maybe you have a positive story.
00:49Because if you don't know,
00:50let me know, Alex.
00:52There is.
00:53How can we solve it?
00:54There's a solution.
00:55For example,
00:56I'm crazy about love.
00:57How can I get medicine
00:58so that I won't be crazy next time?
01:00So that my decisions will be right.
01:02How can I do that?
01:03That's communication.
01:05In being together.
01:0627 years,
01:07you should know this.
01:08In fairness,
01:09how is communication?
01:10In fairness,
01:11women are smart.
01:13Women are smart in being together.
01:15You really need that.
01:16Even if the relationship is like this,
01:18women have their own,
01:20women really understand each other.
01:22There are topics,
01:23but we need women.
01:25That's true.
01:26Grocery?
01:27I've seen groceries.
01:28In my house,
01:29there's a problem.
01:30We're the allies.
01:31We go out to gather food.
01:33We pay bills.
01:35It's hard to go to the grocery.
01:36It's a f****** grocery.
01:37You try it.
01:38I see chicken.
01:39It's written outside.
01:40Raised in a stress-free environment.
01:42My God,
01:43we're concerned about the chicken
01:44and how it lives.
01:46I just want it to die.
01:47Exactly.
01:48If you're a chicken,
01:49you're really stressed.
01:50You only live for 45 days.
01:52Why?
01:53It needs to suffer.
01:54Yes, right?
01:55But,
01:56I'm also fond of women.
01:57We understand each other.
01:58Yes.
01:59At the end of the day,
02:02it's good to have a wife and a partner.
02:04Yes, that's true.
02:05Okay,
02:06let's finish this
02:07because it seems like
02:08Dan and Alex's relationship
02:09is getting weird.
02:11Let's do an executive whisper.
02:13I've been wanting to do this for a while.
02:15Yes.
02:16You can whisper.
02:17Out of all your work,
02:19who has the most attitude?
02:21His attitude.
02:24I think I know who it is.
02:25I think I know who it is.
02:28Yes, I heard it.
02:30True.
02:31There's also a whisper.
02:32It smells.
02:33Yes, there's a whisper.
02:34Really?
02:35No one heard it.
02:37But,
02:38there's no justification.
02:39In the beginning,
02:40but of course,
02:41it decreased a bit.
02:43But,
02:44initially,
02:45There really is.
02:46I don't know what it smells like.
02:48I haven't touched it yet.
02:49And,
02:50why would you smell it?
02:51Smell it.
02:52It's my initial impression.
02:53But,
02:54Cheka said you really smell it.
02:55But, he said,
02:56I really like your stand-up.
02:58But,
02:59initially,
03:00it's different.
03:01It's really different.
03:02True.
03:03There are two instances.
03:04Yes.
03:05I don't know why we're asking this.
03:07I just want to give a justification.
03:09There are a lot of people who don't say this.
03:11In the vodcasts,
03:12in the podcasts,
03:13only here in Your Honor,
03:14will you feel this.
03:15That's right.
03:16Please PM me
03:17to know the answer.
03:18Hey!
03:19But, you agreed there.
03:20I agreed.
03:21That's why I was with him.
03:22Yes, he's like that.
03:23He's a bit like that.
03:24You know,
03:25he's kind.
03:26In fairness,
03:27he's kind.
03:28Angel Oxine.
03:29Oh, Ate Angel.
03:30Yes, of course.
03:31I'm not a writer.
03:32I'm not a writer.
03:33I'm a tricycle driver.
03:34They just saw
03:35that I have a bad feeling.
03:36Which is in passing.
03:37After about two hours,
03:38his assistant came.
03:39He brought medicine.
03:40He gave it to me.
03:41I was happy.
03:42Aunt Curtis.
03:43She's okay.
03:44Yes.
03:45Then,
03:46they...
03:47I worked with
03:48Kay,
03:49Marian.
03:50Marian is another...
03:51Ate Yan.
03:52Yes.
03:53So,
03:54there are a lot of artists
03:55who are...
03:56so...
03:57so...
03:58so true.
03:59Yes.
04:00And this is your experience.
04:01So, we're not implying anything.
04:02Yes.
04:03And I believe
04:04that there are situations
04:05where
04:06you shouldn't judge
04:07in one instance.
04:08Because later,
04:09something will happen.
04:10Correct.
04:11Puyat.
04:12So, I understand
04:13that there's a human nature.
04:14For me,
04:15there was a comment
04:16from a driver
04:17that Alex
04:18didn't smile
04:19when he left the house.
04:20Yes.
04:21I expected him
04:22to be a comedian.
04:23But,
04:24I was told
04:25that my mom is sick.
04:26So, when I left,
04:27I was serious.
04:28Yes.
04:29So, it's just people.
04:30But, we're not judging.
04:31At the end of the day,
04:32we're artists.
04:33We should expect that.
04:34But,
04:35there are instances
04:36that are serious.
04:37Yes.
04:38You just need to understand.
04:39Guys,
04:40you know,
04:41if you look closely,
04:42all comedians,
04:43it's hard to make a comedy.
04:44They're very cerebral.
04:45The people who work
04:46in this job are smart.
04:48So, when you see
04:49someone who's cerebral,
04:50serious,
04:51that's normal.
04:52That's what we're looking for.
04:53But, there are trips too.
04:54So, when someone says,
04:55is the comedian
04:56serious in person?
04:57No.
04:58The comedian is just a person
04:59who sometimes
05:00has a serious timing.
05:01Sometimes, I'm behind.
05:02I'm playful.
05:03Sometimes, you can time me.
05:04I'm at the stage
05:05where I'm thinking.
05:06When you meet a doctor,
05:07when a comedian,
05:08you should laugh.
05:09When a doctor says,
05:10you should do an opera.
05:11You should do that.
05:12Yes.
05:13We're the only comedians
05:14who are light switch.
05:15On the spot joke.
05:16You should laugh.
05:17That's still a joke.
05:19Actually,
05:20that's the only thing
05:21we don't make you laugh, Alex.
05:22You make me laugh
05:23all the time.
05:24Even when you're crying.
05:25No, I'm already laughing.
05:26You're already laughing?
05:27It's a request.
05:28Look at this.
05:29No, it's really a joke.
05:30You're not looking at someone
05:31who's dead.
05:32You're always close.
05:33It's like you're just sleeping.
05:34You should be.
05:35It's scary
05:36if you're looking at me.
05:38Yes, right?
05:39Let's give Alex
05:40a round of applause.
05:41Yes, right?
05:42It's crazy.
05:43It's such a pleasure
05:44to have you here
05:45in your honor.
05:46Looking forward,
05:47I was the only one
05:48who called me at 11pm
05:49and asked,
05:50it's a good thing you're available.
05:51I said,
05:52I was also wondering.
05:54But thank you for saying yes.
05:55Thank you, Alex.
05:56I've always been a fan.
05:58We always watch
06:00your stand-up comedies.
06:02And now,
06:03you deserve this Netflix special.
06:05Let's give Alex a round of applause.
06:06This is just a joke, Alex.
06:07February 7,
06:08Netflix.
06:09It's Netflix.
06:11It's streaming on February 7.
06:13It's the right time
06:14because
06:15I've been waiting
06:16for this moment for so long.
06:17And of course,
06:18to our fellow Filipinos
06:19in Singapore,
06:20February 16,
06:21Singapore,
06:22Kwentong Pag-ibig.
06:23It's like
06:24the funny side
06:25of love.
06:26We'll see each other there.
06:27Filipinos,
06:28in Tagalog,
06:29stand-up.
06:30Your Valentine's show
06:31in SG.
06:32Yes, February 16.
06:34You know,
06:36although it's my first time
06:37talking to Buboy,
06:39I also watch
06:40his shows.
06:41Tuesday and I
06:42support each other.
06:44We support each other
06:45since the pandemic
06:46until now.
06:47That's why I'm happy
06:48that we got to know each other.
06:51I got to know him
06:52on a deeper level.
06:54Thank you for saying yes.
06:55Let's give Alex a round of applause.
06:57Well-deserved all the success.
06:59I enjoyed being here.
07:01Bye-bye.
07:02Thank you so much, Alex.
07:04Because of the information
07:05that you gave us,
07:06we will now
07:07discuss the law.
07:09This is the
07:10Crazy For You Law.
07:13What does that mean?
07:14It means that
07:15love should be
07:16gentle.
07:17You might go crazy.
07:18In hard times,
07:19you should be with
07:20someone who's happy.
07:21Not with someone
07:22who's crazy.
07:23If you don't know,
07:24you should know.
07:26That's our topic
07:27for today.
07:29And of course,
07:30Madam Chair,
07:31thank you so much
07:32to our
07:33televiewers,
07:34to our listeners.
07:35Thank you so much.
07:37Thank you so much.
07:38Keep on commenting,
07:39interacting
07:40in our comment section.
07:41And if you have
07:42any suggestions,
07:43do you want to
07:44be our guest?
07:45Or do you have money
07:46to add to your budget?
07:48Just kidding!
07:50And we can travel to the future.
07:52Because we read the comments
07:53on February 1.
07:55Actually,
07:56Hans Kua is here.
07:57Go ahead,
07:58sample the comments.
07:59This one.
08:00International,
08:01BNC 143.
08:02Oh, sorry.
08:03I've been waiting for a week.
08:04I'm so happy.
08:05I hope this is a daily show.
08:06Wow!
08:07It's so nice to work
08:08while listening to this show.
08:09This one is from
08:10Dana Kalieha.
08:129494?
08:14Is it 9494?
08:15Donna is still young.
08:179494,
08:18I'll be waiting for you
08:19at home.
08:20Here's the Nokia
08:21you asked me to deliver.
08:23Why did you ask me
08:24to deliver the Nokia?
08:26The new cellphone.
08:27I gave it to her
08:28because it's beautiful.
08:29I told her,
08:30don't change.
08:32On the card,
08:33don't change, Donna.
08:35I love you.
08:36I love you just the way you are.
08:37Right?
08:38Italy,
08:39I trust and love you.
08:41Japan,
08:42just always pray at night.
08:43Wow!
08:44Hope.
08:45Honey,
08:46open panty everyday.
08:47Wow!
08:48Adidas.
08:49Adidas.
08:50I should wear it
08:51because of my shoes.
08:56Marlboro.
08:57Marlboro.
08:58This one is for the topic,
08:59man always remembers love
09:00because of romance only.
09:01Wow!
09:02Wow!
09:03Wow!
09:04Wow!
09:05Wow!
09:07There are so many.
09:08Alex Galea,
09:09ladies and gentlemen.