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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00It's already February.
00:01It's the month of hearts.
00:02So the issue we're going to investigate today is this.
00:05Why is love so crazy?
00:07Why is love so crazy?
00:08Let's admit it.
00:09I like to go to art galleries.
00:11And I met Athena there.
00:13Athena messaged me.
00:15My wife is next to me. She's texting too.
00:16We both have phones.
00:19And I thought of her.
00:20I sent it to her.
00:21When I texted her, her text went down.
00:23You know what I did?
00:24I hid her text.
00:25Who's texting you?
00:27What's the craziest thing you've done for love, Buboy?
00:30I haven't done anything.
00:31Tell me.
00:31What have you done?
00:32Oh!
00:33Handsome!
00:34I'm just normal.
00:35I'm drunk.
00:36When I get home,
00:37I take my clothes off at the back.
00:39I put them on the chair.
00:41Then I fall asleep.
00:42The problem is,
00:43Dana suddenly woke me up.
00:44You have a girlfriend.
00:45She brought me to the cinema.
00:46There's panties on my clothes.
00:47Panties!
00:48I have a niece.
00:49She's sleeping there.
00:50She can't sleep with us.
00:51She stood up.
00:51I washed my panties.
00:53It looks like I'm sitting there.
00:54I went back to the dance floor.
00:56Your Honor.
00:57Your Honor, I'm now the victim.
01:01Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
01:15Yeah!
01:16Let's give her a round of applause!
01:20Our topic for today is beautiful, partner.
01:22It's like you're wearing a Barbie costume.
01:23Yes, this is the topic I've been waiting for.
01:26That's why I'm wearing a costume for today.
01:28This is it.
01:29There are a lot of issues we're going to discuss
01:32and we're going to talk about this hearing.
01:34Yes.
01:35So let's start right away.
01:36Please rise for your Honor.
01:38Madam Chair,
01:39Tuesday Vargas.
01:40Thank you so much.
01:41Yes, yes, yes.
01:42And please sit down for your second Honor,
01:44Mr. Vice Chair,
01:45Buboy Villan.
01:46Please sit down.
01:47Let's not dictate.
01:48They're not standing up.
01:50They're not sitting down.
01:50They're tired.
01:51They're wasting energy.
01:52And welcome to the House of Honorable.
01:54Of course, let's greet our listeners first.
01:57Let's start with those who are moving their feet
01:59on the hardware.
02:01Thank you so much for your hard work.
02:03Yes, and those who are watching and listening
02:05in the office while working.
02:07There.
02:08So that they can laugh.
02:09Yes, those who are working from home,
02:11but they're wearing semi-formals.
02:13Those who are graveyard sheep.
02:14Sheep.
02:15Those who are driving at night.
02:17Graveyard sheep.
02:18Okay.
02:19Those who are watching on the jeep,
02:20wearing a headset.
02:21It's better if you're wearing a headset.
02:22Because if you're not,
02:23your neighbor might go crazy.
02:25So, those who are watching,
02:26involve them in the issues this afternoon.
02:29This evening.
02:30It's already February.
02:32It's the month of hearts.
02:33So, the issue that we're going to investigate today
02:35is this.
02:36Why is love so crazy?
02:39Is that the topic?
02:40Yes.
02:41It's like...
02:42Bye.
02:42I'm leaving.
02:43You can't.
02:44Why?
02:45The topics are related.
02:46I don't want to.
02:47Don't make me start.
02:49Hey, she's happy.
02:51You're happy there.
02:52But it's a good thing that I'm not the resource person.
02:54It's a good thing.
02:55I won't get caught in the hot seat.
02:57And even her quotes about love
02:59are perfect for our discussion.
03:01That's why we brought her here today.
03:05One of the best stand-up comedians in our country.
03:08My good friend, please welcome,
03:09Alex Galleja.
03:11Yes.
03:12Yes.
03:13It's nice to meet you.
03:14But I feel that in your list,
03:17there are some who are not available.
03:18True.
03:19Tuesday? Do you know anyone who can be called the day after?
03:23I have a template message for everyone.
03:26Alex, this is her address and number.
03:29It's saved in my notes.
03:30I feel like I'm just a substitution.
03:33No, you're not.
03:34Stop me. You've been gisting me all night.
03:37Wait, this is the list.
03:39Say, bababo.
03:40I'm kidding.
03:41The name is wrong.
03:43I don't want to say Cathy's name.
03:45It's wrong.
03:47I don't want to...
03:49Dear Long Mia.
03:51I'm sorry.
03:52Dear Alex.
03:54You said Long Mia.
03:55Actually, it's good that you're not here.
03:58I'm kidding.
03:59Alex is an ex-convict.
04:01Alex is rich.
04:03Don't make fun of us.
04:04Let's be honest.
04:06He's not rich.
04:07He's rich.
04:09I'm already rich.
04:13It's crazy.
04:14When a couple likes each other,
04:16and I'm the performer,
04:17his eyes get bigger.
04:19Why did they upload Tuesday's budget
04:21and I got it wrong?
04:23When I saw the line-up,
04:25there's Vargas,
04:26then at the end,
04:28Edgar's paroquia,
04:29then Gariby sings at dinner,
04:31then Mariosi says,
04:33my remaining budget is...
04:35And he's the heaviest worker.
04:37I pose as a whole chicken.
04:39Who can handle 5,000?
04:42He really messaged me.
04:44How much did you give?
04:47But that's not true, Alex.
04:48Actually, you're on the list.
04:50We really listed you.
04:52Believe me, even if the neighbor's dog dies,
04:55I won't.
04:56I won't.
04:57Really.
04:58Because I trust him so much.
05:01Huh? You know what?
05:04Let's make him pay.
05:05I don't want to.
05:06Let's continue this.
05:07I can't.
05:08Let's make him pay.
05:09Alright.
05:10Can you raise your right elbow?
05:14Elbow.
05:15Yes.
05:18Alex's attitude.
05:19He's raising his elbow.
05:20What's that?
05:21He's raising it.
05:22If you're going to tell the truth,
05:24you may have to take your oath.
05:25Okay. Do you swear to tell the truth?
05:27The whole truth and nothing but the truth,
05:29so help yourself.
05:30Yes.
05:32I will.
05:33Wow.
05:34He just said, I will.
05:35Why?
05:36I don't know if that's a past tense.
05:37I would.
05:39I have.
05:40I will.
05:41Something like that.
05:43Just me.
05:44I don't know if I will is the present
05:45or the present also.
05:46But we forgot about the past,
05:47so I would.
05:48And I will.
05:49I would and I will.
05:50It means he's consistent.
05:52Past, present, future.
05:53He'll only do one thing.
05:54Okay.
05:55Here's the topic.
05:56Is this right?
05:57Don't be like that.
05:58The whole show, you're like that.
05:59This has been going on for an hour.
06:00You didn't brief me.
06:02You only briefed the one above.
06:04You didn't brief the one below.
06:05Sorry. Lower it.
06:06There.
06:07But you admitted it.
06:08You also focused.
06:10True.
06:11Don't mess with him.
06:12Don't mess with him.
06:13Don't mess with him.
06:14Okay.
06:15Here it is.
06:16Order.
06:17Order.
06:18Order.
06:19Okay.
06:20Vice Chair, what will you say about this?
06:22It's February.
06:23Yes.
06:24The month of love has just begun.
06:26Congratulations to the new lovers.
06:29And sorry to those who just had a break.
06:32Yes.
06:33Why are you crying?
06:34Do you remember?
06:35No.
06:36I forgot about that.
06:37Because we're happy now.
06:40There.
06:41Are you also loyal?
06:43Yes.
06:44I've been married for 27 years.
06:45Greet your wife.
06:47Let's not greet her.
06:48Aren't we close?
06:50Aren't I your husband?
06:51Close?
06:52Don't push it, Tuesday.
06:54Don't push it.
06:55You're already my husband.
06:56Why are you still close?
06:57Wow.
06:58You have a lot of requirements.
06:59Okay.
07:00Game.
07:01This is the first question.
07:02Oh my God.
07:03Let's start with,
07:04why is love crazy?
07:06First of all,
07:07why is love crazy?
07:08Let's admit it.
07:09Let's admit it.
07:10It's like in court.
07:11Yes.
07:12You don't know what you want to happen.
07:14Why?
07:15Why did you say that?
07:16You don't know if you're going to tell the truth,
07:18or you're going to get caught right away,
07:20or you're going to face your best.
07:22Yes.
07:23It's hard to decide
07:24if you want to show your truth
07:25or you want to show...
07:27For example,
07:28if you don't have the ability to lie,
07:29to hide,
07:30what if you're telling the truth
07:31on your first date?
07:32What?
07:33You're not going to eat
07:34because there's no...
07:35You're going to save.
07:36Right?
07:37Maybe.
07:38Maybe.
07:39It's just right
07:40if you're going home full.
07:42If you're going home full,
07:43if you're happy.
07:44It's not like,
07:45when you're on a pre-planned date,
07:46your priority is men, right?
07:47Before, it was women.
07:48Right?
07:49Order what you want.
07:51Wow.
07:52But deep inside,
07:53you're like,
07:54I hope this fits the budget.
07:55Right?
07:56You're super counting money.
07:57Order what you want.
07:58But when it comes to you,
07:59one 350,
08:01and one 150,
08:02you're already priced.
08:04You're already priced.
08:05Sometimes,
08:06you say,
08:07I just ate at home.
08:10You're the only one.
08:11Yes, you're the only one.
08:12When you get home,
08:13you're really pissed off
08:14because you're hungry.
08:15Dad!
08:16Yes?
08:17Bring out the rice!
08:18I came on a date!
08:19Yes, you came on a date.
08:20That's when you started going crazy.
08:21Why are you going crazy?
08:22You're going to buy
08:23like,
08:24you're going to be
08:25like,
08:26you're going to be a spy.
08:27Right?
08:28Yes.
08:29Estimating.
08:30Yes.
08:31Best foot forward.
08:32How can Alex be a spy?
08:33When you're young,
08:34you're like,
08:35so I can get tips.
08:37I had a hard time
08:38when I was young.
08:39I also went through hardships.
08:41I looked rich,
08:42but…
08:43Wow!
08:44There was once a time…
08:45Wow!
08:46That's hard!
08:47That's hard!
08:48Oh my,
08:49you only know my life back then.
08:52I had to be rich
08:53to go on a date.
08:54Because if you don't ask,
08:55Booboy,
08:56Alex is a billionaire.
08:57I'm a billionaire.
08:58He's a billionaire.
08:59And how many are you?
09:0010?
09:0110!
09:02Did you kill one?
09:03No!
09:04We're so close!
09:05Sorry!
09:06He's still alive!
09:07They're shams!
09:08You're the 10th!
09:09Yes!
09:10I thought it was a totality.
09:11I'm just clarifying.
09:12He's older than me.
09:13I'm 75.
09:14That's why I'm confused.
09:16And your mom
09:17brought you here, right?
09:18No!
09:19It's illegal.
09:20It's illegal.
09:21You don't have to die.
09:22The dead are pitiful.
09:23They only live for 3 months.
09:24There are dead people.
09:25There are dead people.
09:26But the dead will rot.
09:27The police will find out.
09:28They only live for 3 months.
09:29It smells.
09:30Yes.
09:31There are illegal dead people.
09:32Okay.
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