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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00By nature, us Filipinos, according to history,
00:04the use of the word food in the Philippines,
00:07I already said this in Tito Boyno's episode,
00:10very inclusive.
00:11So we have what we call ha-pag-gainan.
00:14So this is sharing food on a big table.
00:18We have nagsikainan, a group of people eating together.
00:22Nagpakain, one has a sponsor, inviting people.
00:26In other words, our food is a social activity.
00:29When I'm working, I eat lumpia.
00:31Why are you putting food in front of us?
00:34So there are also a lot of gifts that are wrapped around it.
00:37It means that our belief is close to the treatment of food.
00:41Yes, exactly.
00:42Look, if you've heard this,
00:44Abby, don't tell your mom about this.
00:47If something falls, like earlier,
00:50a spoon or fork, a visitor will come.
00:52Is that true?
00:53Do you believe that?
00:55What I do is I throw it away.
00:58We don't have anything to eat.
01:00A visitor will come.
01:01That's why Filipinos are just waving their hands
01:03so that nothing will fall.
01:04I don't observe that.
01:06That's not what you say in your house.
01:07I say it as a joke.
01:09But it doesn't always happen.
01:11It doesn't always happen.
01:13But sometimes, when it happens, it's like,
01:15Oh, damn.
01:16It's like it's true.
01:18Yeah.
01:19If someone's getting a bump,
01:21or you bite your tongue,
01:23someone remembers you,
01:25and sometimes they ask for your number.
01:27Oh, yeah. Letter.
01:29What number do you always say?
01:311, 2, 3.
01:3269.
01:33That's not in the letter.
01:34The alphabet is only 28.
01:36Then another alphabet.
01:39I'll go back to A.
01:41I feel like it's fun to believe.
01:43Because, I mean, it doesn't do any harm
01:46to think that,
01:47Oh, someone's thinking about me.
01:49While eating.
01:50Right?
01:51You already got a bump.
01:52Sonoscho.
01:53Sonoscho.
01:54There's a choking hazard,
01:55and you're asking for a number.
01:57Filipinos are also different.
01:59Number, number.
02:00It's a violet number.
02:02We're not asking for a doctor.
02:04In other countries,
02:05it's like,
02:06Oh.
02:07Heimlich, Heimlich.
02:08We're like,
02:09Number.
02:10Hurry up, number.
02:11Ted, J.
02:12I'm dead.
02:13Jograd.
02:15There's Jograd again.
02:16He's got a special appearance
02:18in our show.
02:19Okay.
02:20When a woman is clinging to a table,
02:23the elders say,
02:24she won't be able to get married.
02:26Do you believe that, Abby?
02:28We also avoid doing that at home.
02:31Really?
02:32Yes, because no one will leave.
02:33We avoid doing that.
02:35Oh.
02:36But it's like,
02:37more on that,
02:38because I haven't gotten married yet.
02:40It's like,
02:41someone's still eating.
02:42Why are you still clinging to it?
02:44But usually,
02:45the last one to eat
02:46is the old lady
02:47who still doesn't have a husband.
02:49Ah.
02:50My father is like that.
02:52And it's painful
02:53when you're clinging to it
02:54while you're still eating.
02:55You're still smoking,
02:56and you're still clinging to it.
02:57Yeah.
02:58Yes, he's on the rude side.
03:01My father is like that too.
03:02I mean,
03:03it's for the woman to get married, right?
03:05But my father gets angry
03:07when we're clinging to it
03:08while he's eating.
03:09Because he's rushing.
03:10Or like,
03:11I'm still eating,
03:12and you're still clinging to it.
03:13He's rude.
03:14He doesn't want to get married.
03:16Okay, next.
03:17Speaking of rudeness,
03:18they say,
03:19don't play with food
03:20because it will spill
03:21while you're eating.
03:22Do you see the lumpia?
03:23It's like this.
03:25While you're eating,
03:26you don't want it to spill.
03:27Yes.
03:28Why is the lumpia avoiding it?
03:29The lumpia is doing this.
03:30Your father said,
03:31there, there.
03:32It spilled.
03:34Is that true?
03:35Is that true?
03:36It spilled.
03:37Maybe it's rude
03:38not to eat.
03:39Ah, yeah.
03:40More on the,
03:42I don't want anything to go to waste.
03:44What does it mean
03:45when you're playing?
03:46Like,
03:47you're playing with food?
03:48No, the kids.
03:49The kids.
03:50You're doing this.
03:53You're doing this.
03:54You're doing this.
03:55You're just trying it.
03:56Oh, you thought I was going to eat it?
03:58Not yet, not yet.
03:59Not yet.
04:01You're always like,
04:02baby,
04:03oh, oh.
04:04Just kidding.
04:05Okay, eat it.
04:08Is that it?
04:09Why is my hand shaking?
04:11Okay, next.
04:12Who's having a birthday?
04:13What's your birthday, Abby?
04:14June 16th.
04:15Oh, that's close.
04:16Huh?
04:17You don't remember?
04:18We have something to say.
04:21Wait, let me pass first.
04:22I'm going to have a birthday first.
04:24What's your birthday?
04:25March.
04:26March 21st.
04:27Oh, that's close.
04:28You're talking nonsense.
04:29What's your host?
04:30She's too plastic.
04:33Anyway,
04:34that's why I mentioned,
04:35because I'm November,
04:36it's still a long time.
04:37They say pancit
04:38is eaten for a long life.
04:40Do you believe this?
04:42Or are you good at pancit and rice?
04:44Yes, me.
04:45Mama,
04:46when there's a preparation,
04:47the first thing she does
04:49is pancit.
04:50Because I always hear,
04:51Mama,
04:52this is where you live for a long time.
04:55Eat it.
04:56There's noodles like that,
04:57birthday noodles,
04:58that's the name of the recipe.
04:59What's birthday noodles?
05:00Birthday noodles,
05:01it's a Chinese dish
05:03that you eat on your birthday.
05:05For good luck.
05:06For good luck, long life,
05:07that's how it is.
05:08Well, there's nothing wrong with it, right?
05:09Who wants to just
05:10make your life short?
05:11No, if you ask for pancit like that,
05:13you'll just cut it.
05:14You'll just cut it.
05:15The pancit will be like that.
05:16The pancit will be like that.
05:20She always spills the food.