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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:22Friends, a lot of youngsters want to make their mark in the media.
00:26They do inboxes and meet a lot of people who want to make their mark.
00:30Some want to make their mark in acting, some in singing, some in anything.
00:34But everyone has only one complaint.
00:36They say there is a lot of competition.
00:38There is a lot of competition and the top people don't let anyone in, etc.
00:43I want to make one thing very clear today.
00:46That is, never use the word competition for talent.
00:53The reason for this is that where there is talent, there is no competition.
00:58If you have talent, then there will be no competition.
01:03Whether it is a sport, whether it is media, whether it is any field,
01:09or any kind of art or creativity.
01:13Even to the extent that it is a job.
01:17If you have a certain talent, then there will be no competition.
01:21And as long as you see competition,
01:24that someone is competing with me,
01:26then it means that you don't have enough talent right now.
01:31And remember one more thing.
01:33There is always room on the top.
01:35There is always empty space on the top.
01:39If you feel that where you are, there are a lot of other people there,
01:43then try to lift yourself higher.
01:45Increase your talent, work hard on it.
01:47And if you have talent, then there is no competition.
01:49And if there is no competition, then there is no talent.
01:51Come on, let's start today's show with this message.
01:54Today we will take you to the story of Maula Jatki.
01:57And let's see what has been improvised in it this time.
02:03Take your mother.
02:05Don't say that, don't say that.
02:08Maula doesn't know anything other than this.
02:11If you turn around, you will kick me.
02:14Maula's leg is destined to be taken.
02:17We are fighting amongst ourselves.
02:19Mother is sitting outside.
02:20Mother is sitting outside.
02:21Hey, fly.
02:22Come here, fly.
02:24Hey, fly.
02:27As soon as the mark was put on his nose,
02:29his head should have turned into a neem tree.
02:32What are you standing on?
02:33You have got a mark on your nose.
02:34Neem tree.
02:38Come on, mother.
02:40Come.
02:41Come.
02:46Come on, mother.
02:48My grandson will get dirty.
02:50It's okay, we will measure it.
02:52Mother, you wear a shawl and shoes.
02:55We are ready to keep your shoes on our head.
02:57Wow, wow.
02:58Mother, what are you saying?
02:59There is enough space in your head.
03:03Your head will be safe.
03:05There will be no need of shoes.
03:08Hey, hold this.
03:10And hold my shawl as well.
03:12Today we have brought our mother to the mansion for the first time.
03:16And there should be a celebration.
03:18Keep the gun and start.
03:22Maula's, there are bigger celebrations.
03:25I am not ready to celebrate for my mother's happiness.
03:30There should be a dance.
03:31She is saying that herself.
03:38Mother, make arrangements for the night.
03:42No, son.
03:43I don't want to dance.
03:44I want to sleep.
03:47Mother, tell me.
03:48Should I tell the people of the village for the celebration?
03:50Hey, who are you to tell the people of the village?
03:53Hey, hey.
03:54I have humiliated my nose.
03:57It was so bad when I got a mark on my nose.
04:01Look, it's been a long time.
04:03Why isn't this mark left?
04:04Hey, the mark of our party is left.
04:07Who will get it?
04:09Hey, once my mark is gone.
04:11I will deal with the enemies.
04:13Mother.
04:14Yes, son.
04:15This mansion is yours from today.
04:16Mine?
04:17And hold this.
04:18These are the keys of this mansion.
04:20Son.
04:21Is there a 70 in the mansion?
04:24Start it and go somewhere.
04:27Hey, Makhia.
04:28There should be a celebration for the happiness of mother's homecoming.
04:32Hey, mother's homecoming.
04:34We will bring the horses.
04:39When the mark was left on his nose.
04:41His tongue also started to tremble.
04:43Hey, this mark has humiliated us.
04:46What can you do for your mother?
04:49Tell me, grandson.
04:50Tell me.
04:51Hey, we can give our lives for our mother.
04:54Hey, mother's homecoming.
04:56We will go to the seventh floor.
04:58There should be a celebration for happiness.
05:02No.
05:03How can I keep it with me?
05:05It shouldn't touch your nose.
05:07Hey, this nose has humiliated us.
05:10There are not two floors in the whole village.
05:12You are saying seven floors.
05:18Hey, Makhia.
05:19We have left our mark on the nose.
05:22For the happiness of mother's homecoming.
05:24We have brought sweets.
05:25We have brought sweets.
05:26God bless you.
05:27Hey, we have left our mark on the nose.
05:31God bless you.
05:32Hey, this nose has humiliated us.
05:38Mother, do you remember anything after seeing this mansion?
05:41I don't remember anything.
05:43But I have to say this.
05:47Mother, let's go inside.
05:49We have to survey the whole mansion.
05:51Maybe then you will remember.
05:53Yes.
05:54Come, mother.
05:55We will take you to the five star mansion.
05:57Wow, son.
06:00Hey, mother.
06:01This is your room.
06:02Wow, son.
06:03Wow.
06:04You have made a very nice bed.
06:06Mother, your attention is directly on the bed.
06:09Look at the lanterns there.
06:11Mother, show the kitchen too.
06:13They have to do some cooking too.
06:15Hey, mother.
06:16I have received 12 orders.
06:17This is the kitchen.
06:20At least tell me.
06:22Which is the bedroom of the master?
06:24Hey, I am telling you.
06:26This is the bedroom of the master.
06:28Which is the bedroom of the master?
06:29Hey, your bedroom will be the one where you will see the whole mansion.
06:33This is the bedroom of the master.
06:35Your job is to sit on this table and look at the mansion from outside.
06:40Come here.
06:41Is this his bed?
06:42This is his bed.
06:43You are doing the most expensive thing in this mansion for me.
06:51Where have you left your sister?
06:53She is making tea inside.
06:54She has gone to celebrate something.
06:58She has gone to celebrate something.
07:03I don't know if anyone is going to celebrate or not.
07:07I am here.
07:08Hey, you.
07:09You have hit the mansion.
07:11I will hit you with my shoulder.
07:12By the way, there should be an atmosphere of singing in the celebration.
07:15There will be singers too.
07:17There will be musicians too.
07:18There will be dancers too.
07:19And there will be musicians too.
07:21There is a lot of arrangement here.
07:23And when we celebrate.
07:25Yes.
07:26No one will kick you inside.
07:28No, no.
07:29There will be money too.
07:31No one will give you change.
07:34There will be cars, money, notes.
07:37Mother, may you live long.
07:41He has brought only two dancers of my choice.
07:47Mother, your two sons are like a lion.
07:51They don't call a lion a girl.
07:54Yes.
07:55They are very big in Punjabi.
07:57Mother's education is also very less.
08:02I just don't want to fall at my mother's feet.
08:06I think we should cut the strings and go.
08:10Hey.
08:11Strings?
08:12We will cut the strings and go on our mission.
08:16Wait a second.
08:17Tell me what will be celebrated today?
08:20We will have to play a song.
08:23There will be a dance.
08:24There will be music.
08:26We will dance.
08:27There will be music.
08:28There will be a song.
08:35Wow.
08:36I like it.
08:37This is a song from my mother's youth.
08:39Is this a kiss or a wife?
08:43Mother.
08:44Someone must have done something bad to you.
08:47No, son.
08:48This has never happened.
08:53No, son.
08:54This has never happened.
08:59No, son.
09:00This has never happened.
09:04This has never happened.
09:08No, son.
09:09This means that you have wasted your life.
09:12Yes.
09:15This has never happened.
09:17Tell me, mother.
09:18How will we take revenge?
09:20Why do you want to take revenge, son?
09:23Mother.
09:24I don't want to serve the elephants for an hour.
09:28I don't want to cut wood for an hour.
09:31I don't want to ask for blood for an hour.
09:34I don't want to sell my body for a day.
09:37Tell me.
09:38Someone tell me.
09:39Someone who has done something wrong to you.
09:42Before I lose my mind.
09:45Someone tell me the truth.
09:47I have lost my head.
09:49I am not able to see anything.
09:55Natha.
09:57Come with Mohanlal.
09:59Get some horses and bring them to Jishanlal.
10:02You sit on your horse.
10:04I will sit on my horse.
10:06Natha.
10:07Natha.
10:08Why don't you tell them that the one you raised, Maula and Noori, were chickens.
10:13They are not your real sons.
10:15You just wait and watch.
10:16Let the celebration begin.
10:18Then I'll tell them.
10:19You know what I think?
10:20First they had chickens, now they have goats.
10:22Even the goats are acting like idiots.
10:24They don't understand.
10:26They are hungry for love, Mr. Haroon.
10:28Mr. Haroon.
10:38Don't do this.
10:39I've made the air in the horse's mouth.
10:43Even the dogs seem to fail on my horse.
10:46And you are in it.
10:50Mother.
10:51Yes, son.
10:52With Maula's love and affection,
10:54your second son, Sheen,
10:56is going to take the celebration.
11:03Maula, get down.
11:04What is it, Natha?
11:06I won't even be able to pedal a cycle for you.
11:09Then?
11:10I'll drive fast, and you'll have to run.
11:13Son, I can't even drive fast.
11:15I won't even be able to run this fast.
11:19Go to hell.
11:21Hey.
11:23This is not the appropriate dressing to ride a cycle.
11:26Okay, mother.
11:27Yes, son.
11:28God bless you.
11:29Son, you go.
11:31I'll make a cake for you.
11:35God bless you, mother.
11:37I like cakes a lot.
11:39Keep one piece for me.
11:41Okay.
11:42God bless you.
11:43Why are you breaking my horse?
11:46Here, have a piece.
11:51What happened?
11:52Son, I was on the cycle.
11:54Maula fell.
11:58I'll light the firecrackers.
12:00Why do you want to light the firecrackers so much?
12:02Son, I'm a woman of the village.
12:04I can't bear to see firecrackers.
12:06I'll light four firecrackers.
12:08Go ahead.
12:09Son, I'll find out tomorrow.
12:12I want to live in a mansion.
12:14I'll light the firecrackers at home.
12:16Yes, that's right.
12:18I'll light the firecrackers at home.
12:23Do you know, the houses where this fuel is used,
12:26mosquitoes don't come there.
12:28Yes.
12:29Dengue issues also end there.
12:30But there's a smell too, Mr. Arun.
12:32Yes, there's definitely a smell.
12:33Wow, you make this very well.
12:36Son, I've done a century in this.
12:39Century?
12:40The whole village used to call me a madman for making firecrackers.
12:49I don't know where to get this firecracker.
12:52On the wall.
12:55Wow, son.
12:58I swear, the fun I get from this,
13:02what can I tell you?
13:06Hey, Nata.
13:09Where's mother?
13:10Where did mother go?
13:11Mother.
13:12Son.
13:13Mother.
13:14Hey.
13:15Where did mother go?
13:16Mother.
13:17Mother is sitting there.
13:18Mother, the group is here.
13:19Which company?
13:20Take this.
13:23Mother, there are dancers, singers,
13:26comedians, actors,
13:28and musicians too.
13:29Wow.
13:30Hey, come inside.
13:42Wow.
13:43Mother has come to play the instrument.
13:45Really?
13:46Where's the dancer?
13:47Come on, dancers.
13:54Oh, he'll dance too.
13:56Call the singer.
13:58Call the singer.
13:59Call the singer.
14:00Yes.
14:17Hey, sit down.
14:20Where are the people who'll make us laugh?
14:22Yes, where are they?
14:23Come on, the people who'll make us laugh.
14:25The people who'll make us laugh also come.
14:26Really?
14:43Make us laugh.
14:47Mother was the one who misbehaved with you.
14:49Isn't it?
14:50The whole group.
14:51No, son.
14:52There were two daughters-in-law.
14:57Mother,
14:58your wish for daughters-in-law is also fulfilled.
15:00Come on, daughters-in-law.
15:02Mother, what do you think of these people?
15:04Sandwiches?
15:06One is done.
15:07Where's the second one?
15:08Bring the second one too.
15:09Take this.
15:11Sona mera mahit,
15:13Sona mera dil,
15:15Hey.
15:16Ama da tera naya jipa ke.
15:22What is this?
15:23This is insolence.
15:25That's it.
15:26This is the fun of the four limits.
15:31Tell me one thing honestly.
15:32Did you rent a cycle to bring this?
15:36Son, I want that Khusra
15:38to wink at me.
15:41Mother was very busy
15:43when we went to bring the tyre.
15:46Can you do that too?
15:47Yes, I can do that too.
15:48Believe me,
15:49he can open the engine and fix it.
15:51I can also do woodwork.
15:53Wow.
15:54Look, your face is dark.
15:56This is woodworking too.
15:57For three months,
15:58he has been like a monkey.
16:00Yes, sir.
16:01He has also been like Madari's dog.
16:03No, sir.
16:08He can also pull a bullock cart.
16:10Yes, sir.
16:11This is Malshia.
16:12Yes, sir.
16:14He is also an electrician.
16:16Yes, sir.
16:17He can also become a donkey in a donkey cart.
16:19No, sir.
16:24He is also our brother-in-law.
16:26Yes, sir.
16:27No, sir.
16:29Brother-in-law, give me some money.
16:30This was a very small celebration.
16:32Isn't it?
16:33I have brought two bottles for you.
16:38Come here.
16:39Come here.
16:40Come here.
16:41Come with me.
16:45You all make fun of me.
16:47Today, I will empty the mansion.
16:50Come with me.
16:56You have made me a bride again.
16:58Do you have a problem with that?
17:00No, brother.
17:02This is my fate.
17:04You have been mischievous all your life.
17:06No one has done anything wrong.
17:08If you keep an eye on the place..
17:10..then the water stops flowing.
17:12Hey, monkey!
17:13Hey, time!
17:15I am praying to you.
17:18May God bless you.
17:20Hey, keep the distance.
17:22Pressure break.
17:23Hey, you start.
17:24I am talking.
17:25You all are talking so badly.
17:27I won't talk.
17:28You are very stubborn when you cry.
17:32I have cried a lot.
17:33But I am very stubborn.
17:36Hey, the one who fights has a black face.
17:38Don't say anything.
17:39I will say something.
17:42I am praying to God.
17:45I have burnt my heart.
17:47Now I am burning my soul.
17:48I am firing a gun for a disloyal person.
17:52Hey, tobacco is not allowed in a fight.
17:57I am praying to God.
17:59What are you saying?
18:01Ashraf Mistry McClure Road.
18:04Hey, Mr. Dabble.
18:06Malangini Papa.
18:08What are you staring at?
18:10Look, but with love.
18:17Whether you find it or not.
18:19Speed 190.
18:23Hey, stop your transport and vacate the mansion.
18:26Hey, let's go.
18:27All of you come out.
18:29Your life's last stop has come.
18:31No one should remain inside.
18:33He has found a new mother.
18:35Kick him out.
18:37Hey, women and children, do it in your lap.
18:39Hey, no one's last stop is left.
18:43Hey, Maulana.
18:45Choose your life.
18:47And come out.
18:53Hey, maybe you don't know that your wife is with Surmai.
18:57Yes.
18:58Or I don't know.
18:59Come out once, Maulana.
19:01I will give you a window seat.
19:03Hey, are you scared?
19:05Come out and see.
19:07Your death has come.
19:09Break it. Break it. Break it.
19:13Hey, he won't come out.
19:15He is going.
19:17Kick him out.
19:19He is going?
19:21Yes, kick him out.
19:25I am not going.
19:27Come on, sister.
19:29I will give you a seat.
19:35Don't make noise.
19:37Tell him to come out.
19:39Otherwise, I will break you.
19:41Maulana, tell him.
19:43I am your true lover.
19:45Hey, we also know.
19:47Tell him to come out.
19:49It's the last time.
19:51He should reach Sialkot at 1.30.
19:53Tell him to come out.
19:55He should reach Sialkot at 1.30.
19:57No. No.
19:59She is my sister.
20:03I think she is scared.
20:05Tell him what I am going to say.
20:07Tell him what I am going to say.
20:09I am not going.
20:11I am not going.
20:15Why are you going?
20:17Why are you going?
20:19Why are you going?
20:21I am not going.
20:25Will you leave me without me?
20:27Will you leave me without me?
20:29Will you leave me without me?
20:31Don't you have a mother or a sister at home?
20:33Don't you have a mother or a sister at home?
20:35Whose mansion is this?
20:39Old man.
20:41Don't forget.
20:43The mother's milk that you drink,
20:45I also drink that mother's milk.
20:47After all this drama,
20:49you remembered the continuity.
20:51Mother.
20:53Put your hand on my head, mother.
20:55I don't know
20:57where life will end.
20:59Mother's blessings.
21:01Mother's blessings.
21:03Drink Shikhar Dupai.
21:09Viewers,
21:11this is a small break.
21:13We will meet after the break.
21:15What are you knitting?
21:17I am making a blanket for him.
21:19I am thinking
21:21what will you do with such a big blanket?
21:23Our wedding blankets
21:25are also like this.
21:47Welcome back viewers.
21:49Today a couple has come.
21:51They want to tell the world
21:53how a couple can always be happy.
21:55They say that
21:57they have never fought.
21:59Today they have come to spread the word
22:01that you can make your life heaven.
22:03Let's talk to them.
22:05Greetings.
22:07Greetings.
22:09What happened to him?
22:11Forget everything.
22:13Look at the sweater.
22:15Sweater is good.
22:17Is it tight?
22:21Hello.
22:25How are you speaking?
22:27I speak like this.
22:29I don't understand.
22:31I speak like this.
22:33Why are you speaking like this?
22:35Sweater is good.
22:43I want to tell you
22:45that I made this sweater
22:47myself.
22:49You made it?
22:51Yes.
22:53He makes it
22:55round.
22:57Mr. Arun, do you know
22:59the name of this woman?
23:01Galkotu Boti.
23:03Your sweater
23:05is wrong.
23:07Your voice is better.
23:09I am a yogi.
23:11When you get a sweater
23:13keep a syrup with it.
23:15For what?
23:17When you get a sweater
23:19keep it in your pocket.
23:23Sir, it seems like your intestines are going to come out.
23:25No.
23:27Mr. Arun,
23:29if a movie is made on his life
23:31do you know what will be the name of it?
23:33Old woman and man.
23:35Look,
23:37I have brought a pair of gold glasses.
23:39These glasses are of a small child.
23:41They are tight.
23:49What are you making?
23:51I am making a blanket for him.
23:53Yes.
23:55I am also thinking
23:57what will you do with such a big blanket?
23:59Even our wedding blankets
24:01are of this size.
24:03If it is a blanket,
24:05what will you do with it?
24:07Do you know what happened?
24:09When I wore a sweater,
24:11my sister got angry.
24:13She asked me to do it.
24:15What is your name?
24:17Nazaqat.
24:19Nazaqat,
24:21don't you have anything to say?
24:23No.
24:25No.
24:27We haven't fought yet.
24:29No.
24:31We haven't fought yet.
24:33Yes.
24:35What happened?
24:37The wedding was going on.
24:39I asked them to stop it.
24:41They didn't stop it.
24:43My grandfather's
24:45gun was pointed at me.
24:47I was scared.
24:49That day and today,
24:51our love has grown so much.
24:53Yes.
24:55With that bullet,
24:57I didn't die.
24:59Now they want to kill me.
25:01If you love him so much,
25:03shoot him in the chest.
25:05If you love him so much,
25:07shoot him in the chest.
25:09Sister, did you measure him
25:11like this or like this?
25:13No, I just used my idea.
25:15Your idea
25:17fits him so well.
25:19See,
25:21when he talks, he moves.
25:23No, he was very thin when he got married.
25:25Yes.
25:27He was very thin.
25:29Laughing
25:31Laughing
25:33She is right.
25:35The more he talks,
25:37the more he has a problem.
25:39Do you talk a lot?
25:41Laughing
25:43I don't agree to everything.
25:45She will make my legs.
25:47I love knitting.
25:49She is doing it for me.
25:51Laughing
25:53You have never made a sweater for yourself.
25:55No.
25:57Brother,
25:59tolerating injustice is also injustice.
26:01Wait a minute. Am I doing injustice?
26:03No.
26:05Laughing
26:07You have forgotten fitting because of knitting.
26:09Laughing
26:11I will get an ideal couple for you.
26:13You won't fall for them.
26:15We are not falling for them.
26:17We are not falling for you.
26:19Laughing
26:21If he finds out,
26:23he will commit suicide by wearing a sweater.
26:25I can cook anything.
26:27Yes.
26:29Tell me,
26:31have you ever felt that your food is not good?
26:33Why?
26:35I don't know.
26:37Laughing
26:39You get him to remove his sweater.
26:41Do you want him to die of cold?
26:43No.
26:45He will come with a sweater.
26:47Laughing
26:49You have brought small glasses.
26:51I don't think you have seen fashion.
26:53Have you ever seen
26:55such glasses
26:57in history?
26:59But sister, he has worn leather boots.
27:01Laughing
27:03This is a good idea.
27:05I don't know.
27:07Laughing
27:09Haroon sir, don't wear a sweater.
27:11Why?
27:13It will be dark.
27:15Laughing
27:17Haroon sir, two years ago,
27:19I remember a news that a wife
27:21doesn't fight with her husband.
27:23It doesn't mean that
27:25they are a strong couple.
27:27Something is wrong.
27:29Something is too good to be true.
27:31This is normal.
27:33Exactly.
27:35I am surprised that women are knitting.
27:37We rarely see women
27:39knitting.
27:41They want to make mistakes.
27:43They want to create trouble.
27:45It is a good thing.
27:47According to a survey,
27:4950-60% of women
27:51get rid of
27:53depression, anxiety and tension
27:55by knitting.
27:57Sewing and knitting.
27:59You will be surprised
28:01that war veterans
28:03who come back from war
28:05have PTSD.
28:07Exactly.
28:09They are very worried
28:11about the war.
28:13They have post-traumatic disorder.
28:15They knit
28:17or sew.
28:19Did you know that?
28:21There is a Hollywood actor, Ryan Gosling.
28:23He is my favorite.
28:25He has a great movie.
28:27Fall Guy.
28:29Exactly.
28:31He does a lot of comedy.
28:33He had depression and anxiety.
28:35He knits beautiful sweaters.
28:37Now he is in trouble.
28:39He will go to the place where he knits sweaters.
28:41Our elders
28:43say that
28:45they have never heard
28:47about anxiety and depression.
28:49There was a sewing machine in every house.
28:51They knew how to sew.
28:53Now they don't.
28:55You are making a good point.
28:57We have a sewing machine in our house.
28:59I made a pyjama.
29:01I asked them not to sew there.
29:03People sit there.
29:05They sew
29:07in such a hurry.
29:09They are in a hurry.
29:11It is done.
29:15Tomorrow
29:17is their birthday.
29:19Okay.
29:21Please cut my sweater tomorrow.
29:25Ask him.
29:27He doesn't like old women.
29:29I like sweaters.
29:31I made another sweater for them.
29:33But I didn't tell them.
29:35I didn't know how it was made.
29:37I didn't know.
29:39I used to wear a blindfold.
29:41I used to make a sweater.
29:43I used to make a sweater.
29:45I used to make a sweater.
29:47If it is open, you can make it tighter.
29:49You are right.
29:51I am such a beautiful old woman.
29:53I am such a beautiful old woman.
29:55It is open.
29:57It is open.
29:59It is a beautiful color.
30:01People say that
30:03I make it open.
30:05Do it.
30:07I will do it.
30:09I will put a bottle of oil in it.
30:13Ladies and gentlemen,
30:15we will take a short break.
30:17We will meet after the break.
30:19I have another FIR.
30:21A girl asked me to bring a guarantee.
30:23I used to make her sweater.
30:25We will keep it.
30:27There is no problem.
30:29Why are you telling her?
30:31Why are you telling her?
30:39Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
30:41Today, we discussed in monologue
30:43that if you have talent,
30:45there is no competition.
30:49Greetings.
30:51The door was left open.
30:53Greetings.
30:55The door was left open.
30:57Mr. Haroon, why didn't you lock the door?
30:59If I lock the door,
31:01I will die of disappointment.
31:03I have to do all the work.
31:05I saw a new door.
31:07I thought it will look good.
31:09I thought it will look good.
31:11I came here.
31:13You do your work for me.
31:15But she is already working here.
31:17Where is she?
31:19She is sitting outside.
31:21This is my area.
31:23I don't press buttons.
31:25You are working in my area.
31:27Sorry, aunty.
31:29I will go to the police station.
31:33I know why no one gives him work.
31:35Why?
31:37Because of dirty language.
31:39Did you eat sweets?
31:41Did you buy halal food?
31:43Didn't you buy cheese?
31:45We can't trust anyone
31:47to give us work.
31:49Do you have my ID card?
31:51In the police station?
31:53Yes, in the application.
31:55If I am not included in the FIR,
31:57you can say whatever you want.
31:59You have FIRs.
32:01You can see my character certificate.
32:03What do you have on you?
32:05I am not a thief.
32:07I work for the people.
32:09I don't work in my area.
32:11I beat them up.
32:15They beat me up.
32:17We don't need a maid.
32:19We don't need a cleaner.
32:21I have another FIR.
32:23What is that?
32:25I told them to do their work.
32:27They beat me up.
32:29I broke my legs.
32:31We need you.
32:33We need you.
32:35If you break your legs,
32:37you can say whatever you want.
32:39I will break my legs.
32:41If you don't want to break your legs,
32:43why do you want to keep yourself?
32:45I am older than you.
32:47How much money will you take?
32:49How many kids do you have?
32:51How many houses do you have?
32:53I will take the money.
32:55I have four kids.
32:57You are a snake.
32:59You are a snake.
33:01You should have a guarantee.
33:03If you want to do your work.
33:05What is there in the ID card?
33:07I have another FIR.
33:09A girl told me to get a guarantee.
33:11I will do her work.
33:13You can keep it.
33:15There is no problem.
33:17You can keep it.
33:19Why do you want to keep it?
33:21How much work will you do in a day?
33:23I have to get up at 6 in the morning.
33:25I have to pray.
33:27I have to work.
33:29She is a hard worker.
33:31Get a chair for her.
33:33I will keep it.
33:35But you have to come on time.
33:37You won't be late.
33:39Tell me the time.
33:41I will come to your house at 3.
33:43You have to be here at 6 in the morning.
33:45What time do you come?
33:47What does it have to do with me?
33:49You come at 11 at night.
33:51I come at 6 at night.
33:53If the guard sees me,
33:55he will kill me.
33:57Today I found out who is the guard's wife.
33:59Okay.
34:01Promise me that you won't talk to your boyfriend
34:03with your hands free.
34:05I don't listen to this.
34:07I talk to my man.
34:09Tie me up.
34:11Very good.
34:13I have eaten many times.
34:15Which clothes to wear?
34:17Next time.
34:19This is a very good thing.
34:21We appreciate women like you.
34:23They work very hard.
34:25This is a very good thing.
34:27I don't need your clothes.
34:29You have a machine at home.
34:31I don't need it.
34:33In the beginning, house elves
34:35make promises like this.
34:37They leave it later.
34:39You can make me an agreement.
34:41What if you leave without telling me?
34:43I will cut it.
34:45I won't cut yours.
34:47You are a very bad person.
34:49You are a very bad person.
34:51I won't cut it.
34:53I will stay sick today.
34:55Oh God!
34:57You are very bad.
34:59You are very bad.
35:01I can't believe it.
35:03I can't believe it.
35:05I can't believe it.
35:07Do you know how to cook?
35:09Do you know how to cook?
35:11I can cook very well.
35:13I can cook very well.
35:15Wow!
35:17I didn't get such a house elf.
35:19His attitude is like
35:21we don't want to keep him, he wants to keep us.
35:23Then you have to tolerate it.
35:25I will always consider your house as my house.
35:27I don't want you to come there.
35:29Why will you consider your house as your house?
35:31Consider your house as your house.
35:33No, a person should consider his work as his work.
35:35Yes, this is right.
35:37If you want, you can register another month.
35:39No, look at your children and my children.
35:41Your house is my house.
35:43Your clothes are my clothes.
35:45Your man is my man.
35:47Your man is my man.
35:51Believe me,
35:53the house elves
35:55don't know how to do their work.
35:57They don't know how to clean.
35:59They don't know how to clean.
36:01I have done my work.
36:03You can see it.
36:05You can see it.
36:07Oh!
36:09One second.
36:11It has started.
36:13I have understood.
36:19Look, I don't want to talk to you.
36:21I don't want to talk to you.
36:23My character is clear.
36:25I will give you Rs. 45000.
36:29Rs. 45000?
36:31This is too much.
36:33I will take the balance.
36:35I will take the balance.
36:37I will take the balance.
36:39I will take the balance.
36:41We have kept new clothes in the store.
36:43You can check it.
36:45I am very annoyed with the workers.
36:47They keep asking for money for no reason.
36:49Believe me,
36:51they ask for Rs. 45000.
36:53They ask for Rs. 45000.
36:55They ask for Rs. 45000.
36:57They ask for Rs. 45000.
36:59They ask for Rs. 45000.
37:01This is Rs. 5.5 lakh.
37:03This is Rs. 5.5 lakh.
37:05I have never cleaned it.
37:07I have never cleaned it.
37:09I liked it.
37:11I have hired you.
37:13I will respect you.
37:15I am very strict.
37:17You should be strict.
37:19I don't want to see any glass there.
37:21I don't want to see any glass there.
37:23Okay.
37:25I will hit you.
37:27For whom are we hiring you?
37:29For cleaning.
37:31He is giving us a lecture on cleaning.
37:33I am a clean man.
37:35I am right at 6 in the morning.
37:37I am right at 6 in the morning.
37:39If I see any dustbin,
37:41I will throw it at your hair.
37:43I will throw it at your hair.
37:45We will not throw it.
37:47We will change it ourselves.
37:49You can do that.
37:51You can do that.
37:53Why are you here?
37:55Why will I be here?
37:57I will clean the dustbin.
37:59I will clean the dustbin.
38:01I understand your job.
38:03We will clean it.
38:05You just have to tell us if you did it right.
38:07How much does your dustbin cost?
38:09It is too much.
38:11I am right at 6 in the morning.
38:13I am right at 6 in the morning.
38:15I want a clean dustbin.
38:17I want a clean dustbin.
38:19If we have to clean the dustbin,
38:21for whom are we hiring you?
38:23I don't work in this dirty house.
38:25I don't work in this dirty house.
38:27We will clean the dustbin.
38:29We will clean it.
38:31You will charge Rs. 45000 extra.
38:33If you don't come to work,
38:35we will transfer the money to your bank account.
38:39I don't have money to pay the Charity.
38:41You wash clothes very well.
38:43I wash these dirty clothes very well.
38:45I don't do the dirty clothes.
38:47I want fresh clothes.
38:49Then we will ask someone else to clean it.
38:51You can do it.
38:53She is your mother's granddaughter.
38:55Tell us about your specialty.
38:57But what can she do?
38:58My speciality is Roti.
38:59Oh, good.
39:01This is very beneficial.
39:03I will eat Roti at 12 o'clock and you will sleep on my bed.
39:05What?
39:07Aunty, here is your first salary.
39:13Aunty, here is your first salary.
39:15Let it be. You sell daily.
39:19Aunty, you can eat at 12 o'clock.
39:22But you have to cook the food.
39:24I don't want to cook. I will eat Roti.
39:25You don't want to cook?
39:27Look, she is 45 years old. She doesn't know how to cook.
39:30You are repeatedly saying that you are a maid.
39:33But you don't do any household chores.
39:35What work are you doing?
39:36Don't you have a chef at home?
39:38She has gone to Pandey. She will cook Roti.
39:40You will like it.
39:41I will slap her. She will come to you to make Parathas.
39:43You will wash your hands.
39:45No, I don't wash my hands. I am allergic to soap.
39:48We will keep your soap separately.
39:50Then keep my towel.
39:51We will keep that too.
39:52Keep my shampoo too.
39:54Do you want to be a maid or do you want to go to Lamduji University?
39:57In fact, you have one key to the house and I have one.
40:00Yes.
40:01I keep the door open. No one opens it.
40:03We have shifted from this house to our house.
40:06Aunty, I apply oil on my head every week.
40:09No, I don't like the smell of oil.
40:11I hate oil.
40:13She is 45 years old.
40:14Are you a maid or my wife's uncle?
40:18Okay, brother. Go and wash the bathroom.
40:20What?
40:20Go and wash the bathroom.
40:21What?
40:22Bathroom.
40:25Okay, brother. Don't do anything.
40:26There are cars outside.
40:27There are a couple of them. Go and wash them.
40:28You do this.
40:30Why?
40:30What else can I do? There are old cars here.
40:33Oh, no.
40:34Okay, will you dust the floor?
40:35I don't do that.
40:36I am allergic to it. I get dandruff.
40:39If I get dandruff, I will cry.
40:41Then you will get dandruff even if you sweep the floor.
40:44I don't want dandruff. You will get dandruff.
40:46What?
40:47This woman is not a maid.
40:49She has come to take a loan from us.
40:50Yes.
40:51Listen.
40:52Will you do the cleaning?
40:54Where?
40:55On the floor.
40:56Why? Don't you have a towel in the house?
40:58Don't you have to clean the tiles?
40:59Yes, I have to.
41:01Have you seen the big stores?
41:03Yes.
41:03You get a mop.
41:05Yes, you get a long mop.
41:06Bring it.
41:07Yes, I will bring it.
41:08I will tell you how to bring it.
41:10What?
41:11If you do all the work, will you bring the dowry or not?
41:17I will do all the work.
41:19You just have to keep in touch on the phone.
41:22I have a pot in my house.
41:24Will you add water to the plants?
41:26Very good.
41:27I am your gardener.
41:29Gardener?
41:30When will you bring water to the plants?
41:31Go home. The boy is coming with a pot.
41:38We will take a short break.
41:40We will meet again after the break.
41:42When I was born, I was not fat.
41:45I have an idea that the boy is 3.5 kgs.
41:48When Mr. Salim was born, people came to see him at his house.
41:51His mother told him to show his son.
41:54We have come to see his face.
41:55He said, let it be. I was just kidding.
42:09Welcome back, viewers.
42:10Yes, Irza Khan.
42:11Mr. Haroon, I have never seen such a coward in my life.
42:15Which one?
42:15I am talking about Mr. Agha.
42:16He left the playground because there was no comeback.
42:19Yes.
42:20Oh!
42:21I am happy that your arm has recovered very soon.
42:26Brother, it is normal to be like this.
42:29The doctor asked me if I should keep it like this.
42:31It is fine now.
42:32Mr. Saheem, I have never seen your hand like this.
42:35I have always seen it like this.
42:37If he wants to come, I will let him come.
42:40Irza, the way you are looking at me, I can't see your face.
42:46By the grace of God, I am wearing my elder sister-in-law's sweater.
42:49Mr. Saleem took his wife to the doctor for an ECG.
42:52He forgot what he had to do.
42:54He said, let's do her CNG quickly.
42:58I am not going to let him live.
42:59Sister, tell your husband to come.
43:01I have never seen him like this.
43:08Mr. Saleem, why didn't you get your treatment
43:10when you were a kid?
43:11A kid?
43:13Mr. Haroon, do you know why Mr. Saleem is like this?
43:15Why is he like this?
43:16When he was a kid, his mother used to iron clothes.
43:18He was lying next to her.
43:19His mother didn't know.
43:20She kept the ironing board on him.
43:22Oh!
43:23This is not the incident.
43:24Okay.
43:25He was very weak.
43:26Leave it. Don't translate it. You are an anchor.
43:30Okay.
43:31He was very small.
43:32Yes.
43:33So, aunt was ironing uncle's shirt.
43:35Okay.
43:35So, he came running.
43:36Yes.
43:37And there was a boy in my pocket.
43:40Mr. Saleem, do you know how many kilos you are born with?
43:42How many kilos?
43:43How many kilos?
43:44I know.
43:45Sister, when I was born, I didn't have any fat.
43:48I had no idea that there were so many kilos.
43:51When Mr. Saleem was born, people came to his house to see him.
43:54So, he told his mother to show him her son.
43:57We have come to see his face.
43:58She said, don't worry.
43:59I was just kidding.
44:05When he was born, women used to go out and talk to him.
44:09Yes.
44:10I told you that God makes people fall in love.
44:14Mr. Haroon, this is his weakness.
44:15Yes.
44:15I saw a man on the road.
44:18He was beating him up.
44:19Yes.
44:19I said, what happened?
44:20He said, the car broke down.
44:20Someone hit him.
44:23Our audience has been waiting for a long time.
44:25And maybe someone in the audience has got a problem.
44:28So, you will also get some time.
44:29Yes. Who is in the audience?
44:30Greetings.
44:31Greetings.
44:32Sir, I want to sing a song.
44:34What is your name?
44:35Simran.
44:35Sing.
44:36My life has become sad.
44:42My beloved does not come near me.
44:48My life has become sad.
44:54My beloved does not come near me.
44:59I want to meet him.
45:06I want to meet him.
45:12I want to meet him.
45:18I want to meet him.
45:24Very good.
45:25Very good.
45:26Very good.
45:28Very good.
45:29Very good.
45:31Next.
45:32Greetings, sir.
45:33Greetings.
45:34My name is Mubarak Ali.
45:36Sir, I have come from Khushab.
45:38Very good.
45:39And my teacher is Mr. Nadeem Abbas Khan.
45:43Okay.
45:43And his teacher, Mr. Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,
45:46I have a song of his.
45:47Because I had won the Sargodha division.
45:50That song is for you.
45:51You had won the Sargodha division.
45:53Did you have a competition there?
45:55Yes.
45:55We had a competition when he came first.
45:59Sir, please sing that song.
46:09My beloved does not come near me.
46:18I want to meet him.
46:24Wow.
46:25I don't look good in make-up.
46:33I don't look good in make-up.
46:39Wow.
46:40I have a dry face and a dry tongue.
46:50I spend the night in sorrow.
46:55My beloved does not come near me.
47:00I don't look good in make-up.
47:06I have a dry face and a dry tongue.
47:22I want to meet him.
47:23I miss him.
47:26I miss him.
47:29I miss him.
47:32I miss him.
47:37I miss him.
47:43I miss him.
47:49I miss him.
47:53I miss him.
48:00Very nice.
48:02Very nice.
48:04Viewers, this was today's show.
48:05We will meet you in the next show.
48:07Take care.
48:09Goodbye.