Let's meet today's sucker. #shorts #funny #comedy #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Let's meet today's sucker
00:02What's bothering you today my friend? My neck is killing me. I've taken so much Advil at this point
00:07I think my blood is dangerously thin. Sounds like you're the ideal candidate for a spinal adjustment
00:14Is that like a physical therapist? I need an affordable one. Well, not quite
00:20If you want all of the confidence of a physical therapist with none of the regulation
00:25We've got you covered. A
00:27Chiropractor never has to step foot inside of a university and doesn't have to worry about getting as many pesky
00:34certifications. Instead our practice is more
00:38spiritual and vibes based. We're all about connecting with the body and soul
00:44kind of like a
00:46medical massage
00:48Then we begin a series of high-velocity
00:50low-amplitude movements to your spine to try to fix your weird mangled body
00:57We're like if a doctor didn't want to go to medical school, but still wanted to get sued for malpractice