Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 16th Feb 2025
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00:00Assalam O Alikum Viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:21Friends, this system of power works like a repeater.
00:27What you say affects you, what you eat affects you.
00:32What you breathe affects you, what you think affects you.
00:39And science has accepted that when you walk,
00:43your movement, be it walking or walking,
00:46it also affects the system, power and time.
00:51Why am I saying this today?
00:53If you are happy, it affects your future.
00:59And if you are down, depressed or angry,
01:04it also affects your future.
01:08You have to decide how to welcome the future
01:14because the future will be according to your mood, thoughts and style.
01:20For example, if you are told that you will be given 10 crore rupees after a year,
01:26you haven't received it yet,
01:28but you will spend the whole year in that happiness,
01:33in that feeling that you are going to be a millionaire after a year.
01:38That happiness, all those things,
01:41were not due to the fact that you would have received the money first.
01:45Rather, it is the happiness of the future.
01:47Similarly, keep your mind clear, keep your mood good,
01:51keep a smile on your face,
01:53stay away from anger,
01:56so that the future you welcome is also magnificent.
02:00Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:03Today, let's take you to the jungle from the city
02:06and see how the robbers are doing.
02:09Oh, villagers, chant the name of the Lord.
02:14How are you?
02:15Wow!
02:16Are you fine?
02:17I will give you the name of the Lord,
02:19but what are you doing?
02:21What?
02:22What are you doing?
02:23I have started buying leaves.
02:25Why?
02:26Do your work properly.
02:27I am late.
02:28My uncle came here.
02:29Oh, so you are setting up a shop here.
02:32Yes, yes, you are very smart.
02:34You have been sitting in the office all your life,
02:36so you should know.
02:38Okay, so where were you?
02:39Why are you late today?
02:40My uncle came.
02:41He was my relative.
02:42Okay.
02:43We chatted a lot.
02:44Okay, okay.
02:45And now I said, uncle, you have breakfast and go.
02:48I am going to work.
02:49Okay.
02:50I don't know where he is.
02:51You work hard.
02:52You just sang.
02:53You sing so well.
02:55You are young.
02:56I don't want to say that you are a tough guy.
03:00You are a tough guy.
03:02You can say whatever you want.
03:03We don't have anyone.
03:04May God have mercy.
03:05Okay, what work have you started?
03:06You used to rob.
03:07I have set up my shop.
03:09Okay, okay.
03:10I earn my living.
03:11I think he has stopped stealing and robbing.
03:15Why did you give four rupees?
03:16I am not going to rob anyone here.
03:18Okay, you are doing massage work.
03:20Brother, I am not going to rob anyone.
03:21This is our house.
03:22This is our house.
03:23Okay, okay.
03:24We are sisters here.
03:25Okay, okay.
03:26We know where to go after the meeting.
03:28You still rob people.
03:30It's bad to rob someone, brother.
03:31Then what do you do?
03:32I take the gun and say, brother, give me the jewelry.
03:37You have kept a lot of secrets.
03:38Brother, I don't do bad things.
03:41What bad things?
03:42There are many robbers.
03:44They cut the man's throat and tie his hands.
03:50If you find a robber anywhere,
03:52first cut the man's throat and drop him on the river.
03:59I have another good news for you.
04:00What?
04:01I had a fiancée here.
04:03Yes, yes, yes.
04:04She was bald.
04:05Yes, yes.
04:06That's good.
04:07She didn't even get married to you.
04:08She was very bald.
04:09And she was very beautiful.
04:11She was killing your grace.
04:13I didn't think you were a robber.
04:15Brother, you didn't understand what I said.
04:16She is my wife.
04:19Okay, okay.
04:20Congratulations.
04:21She was very beautiful.
04:22She was very beautiful.
04:23Your heart is very bad.
04:24You should have brought a bride for me.
04:28Hello.
04:29Hello.
04:30Hey, Lekhu Daku.
04:31Yes, sir. How are you?
04:32I am fine.
04:33Didn't you go home today?
04:34You were late.
04:35Sir, I am on my own.
04:37What happened?
04:38Didn't you go back to your work?
04:40Yes, yes.
04:41A robber attacked me last night.
04:42Talk on the phone.
04:44The thieves got the peacock.
04:46Peacock.
04:47They cut the man's throat.
04:48Then call the others.
04:50Do you want to go to work?
04:51No, no.
04:52This is a useless and disgusting job.
04:54If you want to work hard, I am ready to go.
04:56Mr. Roon, don't worry.
04:58No robber is born from a mother's womb.
05:01Then what?
05:02Circumstances make a robber.
05:04I have heard a very strange thing today.
05:06A robber doesn't come out of a mother's womb.
05:08But you are coming out as a doctor.
05:12You are getting a call.
05:16It's her call.
05:17I didn't call her.
05:18Lekhu Daku.
05:19Yes.
05:21Hello.
05:25He will be happier to talk to sister-in-law.
05:28Hello.
05:29Sister-in-law, call Sardarji.
05:32What is the matter?
05:35Sardarji, I am not able to move.
05:37Why?
05:38The robbers are very dangerous.
05:39Yes.
05:40Their fever is very high.
05:41Okay, are you coming to work or not?
05:43No, Sardarji.
05:44I have four days off.
05:45I am not coming.
05:46He has gone on leave.
05:47Then call the others.
05:52Mane.
05:53Yes, Sardarji.
05:54Sardarji.
05:55The sun is about to set.
05:58You come.
05:59We will leave after planning.
06:00Sardarji, the work is done.
06:02I am getting married.
06:03It's my elder son's wedding.
06:04Today is Tel Mahindi.
06:05Tomorrow is Baraat.
06:06Day after tomorrow is Valima.
06:07On the fourth day,
06:08I have made him sit in the honeymoon car.
06:10Don't make fun.
06:11Say something that even I can understand.
06:18Sardarji, I have to make all the arrangements.
06:20I need a four-day leave.
06:22Everything will be done in four days.
06:25You take a long leave, my brother.
06:27Why is everyone making you miss today?
06:29I had a big work today.
06:30So I missed it.
06:31What was the big work?
06:32There is a big store open behind.
06:34Okay.
06:35Its sale is very less.
06:37Do you know how much it is?
06:39Rs. 600-700.
06:41I think it will be difficult to rob.
06:43There will be a staff of one person.
06:48It is such a big store.
06:49They have everything here.
06:56Good morning, Ustadji.
06:57Good morning.
06:58Have a nice day.
07:00Are you late?
07:01The car is late.
07:02That's why I came late.
07:03Count the cart.
07:04Don't get married in the car.
07:05Someone will recognize you.
07:07I have given you a cycle.
07:09I have given you a new cycle.
07:12Count the cart.
07:13It's full.
07:14I know.
07:15Check this gun too.
07:16Okay.
07:17I have come to collect the weapons.
07:18Why?
07:20This is my mother's application.
07:24What does it say?
07:25Read it.
07:26What?
07:27Read it.
07:28I will read it.
07:29I am not a dacoit.
07:30Let me read it.
07:33Let me see.
07:34What has he written?
07:35What?
07:36I have cleared the money for you.
07:38Why did you write in this?
07:39Mr. Ali.
07:40Peace be upon you.
07:41Peace be upon you too.
07:42It is my humble request.
07:44That Rakimul Haroof's wife...
07:47Whose wife?
07:48Rakimul Haroof.
07:49Who is he?
07:51He is himself.
07:52Yes.
07:53Rakimul Maroof.
07:54Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:56It means your wife.
07:57Yes.
07:58Sister.
07:59What happened to him?
08:00I don't know why.
08:02He is missing since morning.
08:05And a young man from our locality...
08:08Look at him.
08:09He is a young man.
08:10Look at him.
08:11No.
08:12No.
08:13The people of this locality don't know...
08:14...what you are trying to say.
08:17I will read it.
08:18You sit.
08:19She ran away.
08:20She is a good girl.
08:21She is a good girl.
08:22She is a good girl.
08:23She is a good girl.
08:25She is from our locality.
08:26She is a new bride.
08:31Chief.
08:32This is happening.
08:34They will keep roaming.
08:35They will find her.
08:36No problem.
08:38No.
08:39She is a housewife.
08:40I have her photo.
08:41Give it to me.
08:43No.
08:44It's not like that.
08:45I read it like this.
08:46It's not like that.
08:47Her mental balance is fine.
08:48She will leave.
08:49Her mental balance is fine.
08:51She will leave.
08:52Get angry.
08:54You are saying the same thing again.
08:56You want to take a leave.
08:57You are saying the same thing.
08:58Why do you want to take a leave?
08:59Come.
09:00We will find her.
09:01No.
09:06What is the problem?
09:07I am saying that I have other work.
09:09This is not her problem.
09:10She has done it.
09:11I don't know where she is.
09:12She is not here.
09:14Tell me.
09:15Did you see her in the court?
09:16Yes.
09:17I saw her.
09:18She is not there.
09:20Tell me, what did you bring?
09:22I will tell you.
09:23I will tell you.
09:24She is from the police station.
09:25You take it.
09:26I will tell you.
09:27Sir.
09:28Head dacoit.
09:29Fatuwana station.
09:30It is a death sentence.
09:31For a few days.
09:32Musammi.
09:33Dacoit.
09:34He is a dacoit.
09:35He is a dacoit.
09:36He is a dacoit.
09:37He is a dacoit.
09:42Oh.
09:50Where do you want to go?
10:00My penny did not win the bid.
10:06Nice!
10:10Please go.
10:12You remain quite lonely.
10:14Believe me. Are it's possible for you?
10:16What will you do all alone?
10:18Everything will go on well.
10:22Sir,
10:23Go ahead.
10:24I think you get something wrong.
10:26You are so old.
10:28Everyone's pulling your legs.
10:29See. You are back.
10:30You didn't pay me even.
10:32I haven't done anything yet.
10:34I haven't slapped anyone,
10:35I haven't hit anyone.
10:37I haven't even straightened my ears yet
10:39and you're here.
10:39That means I'm going to hit you hard.
10:42Don't taunt the dacoits like that.
10:44Do you know how much labor I've put in?
10:45I didn't even get to work in the morning.
10:47The boss gave me a leave,
10:48he wrote me a request.
10:49How am I supposed to go and slap someone?
10:52Sister, before you got married,
10:54you were very innocent.
10:55You looked like a dacoit.
10:56Now you've become very soft-hearted.
10:57Now I've become cruel.
10:58Now what can I do?
10:59First you've become cruel.
11:00Cruel.
11:02Cruel.
11:04You used to work in movies.
11:05No, I mean I got married to you
11:08because I'm a dacoit.
11:10I'll never die of hunger.
11:11Don't worry.
11:13Whenever I get a good slap,
11:15I'll make you weigh in gold.
11:17In gold.
11:18First wipe my mouth.
11:26Majeed.
11:27Yes.
11:28Send two naans for Rs. 20.
11:30What?
11:33Sister-in-law, trust me.
11:35It's a new marriage.
11:36I can understand.
11:37Crazy man.
11:37I'll throw you in your own pot.
11:41You married a dacoit.
11:43Why are you demanding
11:45that he should take you on a honeymoon
11:47when you need so much money?
11:48No, I earn from the jungle.
11:55Listen,
11:56I'm going to Pekhia's house.
11:58When you'll have money for food,
12:00I'll come there.
12:01Listen, listen.
12:02Go.
12:03I'm not going.
12:03Look at the attitude of women these days.
12:06Why?
12:06They don't even keep naans and fritters.
12:10All the hard work is gone.
12:13Take care of their things.
12:15Things.
12:24Wait, young man.
12:27You're working alone today?
12:28Yes, I had to study.
12:32You can drink instead of smoking.
12:38How much will you earn, young man?
12:40I'll give you Rs. 1,500.
12:41Rs. 1,500 per day?
12:43Yes.
12:43That's better than robbing a store for Rs. 600.
12:46That's better.
12:48She's worse than a dacoit.
12:49And that Rs. 600 won't be blessed.
12:51This time, this Rs. 1,500 will be very blessed.
12:53Really?
12:53Yes.
12:54My wife will come home, right?
12:56Yes.
12:57There's one more.
12:59Do one thing. I'm tired.
13:00I'll give you Rs. 200.
13:02If you bring a trowel, I can give you Rs. 400.
13:05But I have a condition.
13:07What?
13:07When you'll give me money,
13:09Yes.
13:09I'll definitely give you a gun.
13:11Why will you give that?
13:12I have the guts to do it.
13:15Come on.
13:16He wants me to be a dacoit.
13:22Mr. Kharun.
13:23Yes.
13:24Millions of rupees have been looted from the people.
13:26Yes.
13:27And now,
13:29the smell of Rs. 400, trust me.
13:32Wow.
13:34It's fun.
13:35What's that sound?
13:36I think someone is coming on a bike.
13:39My wife will come.
13:41Yes.
13:42Call her.
13:42You have the money, right?
13:43Yes.
13:44I'm not joking.
13:46Do whatever you want.
13:49Wait a minute.
13:50Brother, you have a guest.
13:53Which area are you from?
13:54He's my brother.
13:55Trust me, he's my real brother.
13:58This is our area.
13:59Your area is ours.
14:01Listen to me.
14:03Don't you know me?
14:05I know.
14:06Brother, he's a dacoit.
14:10He's a dacoit.
14:12I told you to get him a gun.
14:14Run.
14:14We'll get caught.
14:15We don't have a job.
14:16Come on.
14:16Come on.
14:17We'll get caught.
14:18We'll get caught.
14:20Your brother-in-law is not your wife.
14:23What?
14:26Oh, no.
14:27The new boys who become dacoits
14:30don't know how to rob.
14:31They just get caught.
14:32Yes.
14:33I'm so scared of dacoits.
14:35I'm getting scared.
14:38Come on.
14:39Let's go.
14:40Oh, God.
14:41What else can I do?
14:42Get up.
14:43Get up.
14:43Get up.
14:44Give me the bag.
14:45What?
14:46The bag.
14:46I'm not giving you the bag.
14:47Give me the bag.
14:49Come to the back.
14:50Come to the back.
14:52Now go.
14:53What else do you have?
14:54Where are the keys?
14:55The keys.
14:57Where are they?
14:57In the house.
14:58Where's the lock?
14:59I'll get it.
14:59Hey, don't do that.
15:02What's this?
15:03What?
15:03What's this?
15:04It's my wallet.
15:05Wallet?
15:05It's his wallet.
15:07What?
15:07Where's your father?
15:08He's standing next to me.
15:12Don't insult me or I'll kill you.
15:15Give me the wallet.
15:16Give me the wallet.
15:17Give me the wallet.
15:18Give me the wallet.
15:19Give me the wallet.
15:20Give me the wallet.
15:21No, I'm not giving it.
15:22Hit me.
15:23Hit me.
15:24I'm not giving it.
15:25Hit me.
15:26I'm not giving it.
15:30She's going to get married.
15:31She'll take the wallet home.
15:33Give me the wallet.
15:34Hurry up.
15:35Don't get scared.
15:35You're sitting like this.
15:38Give me the wallet.
15:39I'll give it to you when it's night.
15:40Here you go.
15:43Give me the card.
15:44What?
15:44This is my brother's DSP card.
15:47Shut up.
15:47Shut up.
15:53This is my DSP card.
15:54I'm not teasing him.
15:55This is my DSP card.
15:57No, I'm not teasing him.
15:59I'm his wife.
16:01Where are you from?
16:01I've never seen you in this area.
16:03I'm going to my in-laws' house.
16:05Where do they live?
16:06I don't know where they live.
16:07Someone told me that they live nearby.
16:09They live on the side of the road.
16:11My brother-in-law lives there.
16:13He lives next to me.
16:14He's not my brother-in-law.
16:15Hello.
16:17Hello.
16:19I'll shoot from this side and cut it from that side.
16:21He's shooting.
16:22He's getting a cable.
16:25What are you doing here?
16:26Yes, I'm from the village.
16:27You're going to settle down in the city.
16:29Okay.
16:29Listen to me.
16:30Yes.
16:31The money that I've looted is my fate.
16:33Is this your fate?
16:34No.
16:35What I mean to say is that you should go with me to rob.
16:39What's your name?
16:40Gajanfar.
16:41Tell me something that I can say.
16:43You should say Gaju.
16:45Gaju Dacoit.
16:45Yes.
16:46From today, your name is Gaju Dacoit.
16:49You'll become a millionaire one day.
16:51Where are the two crore rupees that you've looted till now?
16:54Oh, that's it.
16:55I spend as much as I can.
16:57What do I care?
16:59You're going to work for me from today.
17:01Okay.
17:01Whatever you earn, I'll give you half and half.
17:03I've got a job. You can go.
17:04What?
17:05Come on.
17:06How can I go alone?
17:09What will I do if someone teases me on the way?
17:11What's your name?
17:13Shalera Dacoit.
17:14Shalera Dacoit.
17:15Yes.
17:16Whoever asks you, tell them that I'm the wife of Shalera Dacoit's nephew.
17:20Hello.
17:23Whoever asks you, tell them that I'm Shalera Dacoit's sister.
17:26That's all you have to say.
17:27Don't take my name.
17:28Tell them that I'm not married.
17:29Hello.
17:32Whoever asks you, tell them that I'm Shalera Dacoit's sister.
17:35And there's no one among us.
17:36Among us?
17:37Hello.
17:41Whoever asks you, tell them that I'm Shalera Dacoit's sister.
17:44And there's no one among us.
17:50Viewers, we'll take a short break now.
17:52We'll meet after the break.
18:01Welcome back, viewers.
18:02Viewers, we have a fake Amil with us in the break.
18:05And his wife is with him.
18:07But he says that there's a witch with him as well.
18:09Let's talk to her.
18:11Hello.
18:29He got all the money from the market.
18:33Okay, you're his wife.
18:34Yes, my name is Meed.
18:36I'm his wife.
18:37He cheats me.
18:38He's a man of his word.
18:41He wouldn't come.
18:41I dragged him here.
18:43In our show?
18:43Yes.
18:44I dragged him.
18:45Believe me.
18:46I dragged him.
18:47He has a lot of tricks up his sleeve.
18:51Why did you bring him here?
18:52He's a magician.
18:55Okay.
18:56He does a lot of magic.
18:57There's a witch behind him.
19:00There's a witch behind him?
19:01Yes, son.
19:02She looks like a witch.
19:03You should run away from her.
19:06So, what happened?
19:07How did the witch come to you?
19:09I have a lot of faith in people.
19:12She promised me before I got married.
19:14What?
19:15She said that she'd do witchcraft.
19:17Witchcraft costs a lot of money.
19:21So, what happened?
19:22She had a problem.
19:24She was possessed by a witch.
19:25She called me.
19:26I recited my mantra.
19:28I got rid of the witch and locked her in a bottle.
19:31Wow.
19:32Yes.
19:33I was travelling.
19:35I got thirsty on the way.
19:36I was about to open the water bottle.
19:38I saw the witch.
19:40Oh.
19:41The witch is outside.
19:43So, you're the witch?
19:44Yes.
19:45Where is she?
19:46She's right next to you.
19:47She's right next to me.
19:48Where is she?
19:52So, what's the problem?
19:53Did she get possessed by you?
19:55That's the problem.
19:57She fell in love with me.
20:00Aunt, look at your husband.
20:02He's neither handsome nor cute.
20:05Look at me.
20:06No.
20:07Look at me.
20:08Look at me.
20:09I'll gouge out your eyes.
20:10Where are you?
20:11There's no one as beautiful as you in our village.
20:15I think there's no one there.
20:18I think she lives in a village in our village.
20:21Aunt, listen to me.
20:22Don't argue with me.
20:23This witch is right for your husband.
20:25Why?
20:26Tell me.
20:27I don't have the right to hold a witch's hand.
20:30You're right.
20:31I was after the witch.
20:33Now, she's after me.
20:34She's after me.
20:35I don't know why she's after you.
20:37I keep calling her.
20:39Mr. Arun, I call her a crocodile.
20:41She calls me a crocodile again.
20:43Aunt, if a witch is after something,
20:45then she must be after Nikki.
20:47She must be after the Katwadi community.
20:50Can a woman be so rude?
20:52Where does she come from?
20:53She's right next to you.
20:54She humiliates me in front of my husband.
20:56How?
20:57She doesn't look at me when I'm cooking.
20:59She puts so much salt in it.
21:00Oh!
21:00Then why does she hit me?
21:02I put as much salt in it as I like.
21:07Trust me.
21:08I've kept a roti in front of her.
21:09And I've made so many burqas.
21:10She doesn't look at me when she puts her moustache in it.
21:12Where is she?
21:13Where is she?
21:15She's sitting on your head.
21:16She's sitting on your head.
21:17She's sitting on your head.
21:17She's sitting on your head.
21:18What?
21:19Sit down.
21:20Sit down.
21:21You just said that she hit you.
21:23Don't you feel ashamed
21:24to hit such a beautiful wife?
21:26She hit me.
21:27She didn't even touch me.
21:28I was sitting on your stomach, witch.
21:30I was sitting on your stomach.
21:31Shut up.
21:32Hit me some more.
21:34You think everyone looks at your sister?
21:36Yes.
21:38I won't go now.
21:40I'll just stay close to him.
21:42We'll have many children.
21:46She has a child in her first marriage too.
21:50Hey, Ramnabob.
21:51You have a lot of children.
21:52They're small and cute.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I'm sorry.
21:56You should apologize to her.
21:59Put me in a bottle.
22:01Leave her.
22:02Take her wherever you want.
22:03She'll stay with you.
22:04I'll stay with you too.
22:07I'll stay with him.
22:08He wants me to leave her.
22:09I won't leave her.
22:11Okay.
22:11I won't let anyone stop me.
22:12It's not your fault.
22:14She's coming now.
22:15She won't even look at you.
22:15What are you saying?
22:16This is my life.
22:17I'm a Christian.
22:17I'll be on your side.
22:20If you're a Christian,
22:22why don't you send her back?
22:24I don't have the money to send her back.
22:27If her father finds out
22:28that I was cutting my hair
22:29and I cut my hair a little,
22:30he'll get mad at me.
22:33If he finds out that I'm famous
22:35he'll get mad at me.
22:38If your wife is in a boat
22:40and she's a witch
22:40and the boat is sinking
22:41and you can only save one person,
22:43who will you save?
22:44I won't save both of them.
22:45I'll find a third one.
22:48How dare he save her?
22:50I'll break your bones
22:52and throw you in the water.
22:53You're my elephant.
22:54I won't spare you.
22:55Where is she?
22:56Where did she go?
22:58Arzoo, sister,
22:59you go to some priest
23:00and ask him to find you.
23:02Where is he?
23:03Look behind you.
23:06No, he's...
23:06I think he's...
23:07Who is he?
23:08He's a common man.
23:09He's a common man.
23:10He can find anyone he wants.
23:15Okay, so this priest
23:16comes to my house at 6 in the morning.
23:18Ask him what happened.
23:19He called me last night.
23:21He called me and slapped me.
23:24Priest, let me tell you something.
23:26What did you like the most
23:28about this girl?
23:29Ask her what she liked about me.
23:31She's crazy about me.
23:32She loves me so much.
23:34She's crazy about you.
23:34She's crazy about you.
23:35She's crazy about you.
23:38Irza, I've saved my husband's life.
23:42I don't let any woman
23:43cast an evil eye on him.
23:44If she has cast an evil eye,
23:45it's because she spat on him.
23:48If a woman had cast an evil eye on him,
23:50she would have removed her eyes.
23:53Look ahead.
23:54Look ahead.
23:5512 women have cast an evil eye on me.
23:57I'm not going to let any woman cast an evil eye on me.
24:00I can find anyone I want.
24:01I can find anyone I want.
24:03If this witch comes inside his wife,
24:06it will be a two-in-one for the priest.
24:08No, if she casts an evil eye,
24:09I have a hundred friends like her.
24:13Don't be so rude to your priest.
24:16No, I have a lot of friends like you.
24:19I have a lot of relatives like you.
24:21Don't come in front of me.
24:22I'll slap you.
24:23Do you know her?
24:25Yes, I know her.
24:26She slaps me.
24:27Let her sit here.
24:28You should respect her.
24:29She got married in Bab-e-Nabaw.
24:31She was the first one to get married.
24:34Okay, witch, I have a question for you.
24:35Yes.
24:36What is it in her that is not in anyone else?
24:38Smell.
24:39She's crazy about the smell.
24:40Hey, don't talk about the smell.
24:42I'm used to her smell.
24:44Oh, really?
24:45What?
24:46What do you mean by smell?
24:47Okay.
24:48I've fallen in love with a couple of people before.
24:50Then what happened?
24:51They let me wash clean clothes after a month.
24:53Okay, and what about her?
24:54I can't dare to wash clean clothes
24:56in front of them.
24:58Yes, now I understand.
25:00She washes clean clothes.
25:01She doesn't let anyone else do it.
25:02Yes, yes.
25:03Mr. Varun, did you wear a suit in the car?
25:05Come on, take a bath.
25:05No, no, no.
25:06Come on, take a bath.
25:06No.
25:07Come on, take a bath.
25:07Come on, take a bath.
25:08Wash your clothes.
25:09Go to hell.
25:10Go to hell.
25:11Go to hell.
25:11I'll beat you up.
25:13What happened?
25:13My house is ruined again.
25:15How?
25:15Now, I don't have a place to stay.
25:21Viewers, it's time for a short break.
25:23Don't go anywhere.
25:23See you in the break.
25:31Welcome back, viewers.
25:33Now, we'll play a great buzzer round
25:36after a long time.
25:43Okay, so today we've done this.
25:45Yes.
25:46We won't play it ourselves.
25:48Today, we'll give the entire opportunity to the audience.
25:50Wow.
25:50We'll choose two people from the audience.
25:53Wow.
25:54And those two people will form a team
25:55and we'll give them two gifts.
25:57Wow.
25:58So, shall we start?
25:59Yes.
25:59So, first of all,
26:01two sisters will be sitting in the front.
26:03Please come.
26:09Greetings.
26:10Greetings.
26:11What's your name?
26:12Maryam.
26:13Maryam, what do you do?
26:14I'm a B.S. in Biochemistry.
26:16Oh, wow.
26:17Then there are a lot of chances to win.
26:21After that,
26:22one person whom we had chosen
26:25is sitting in the front in the waistcoat.
26:27Sir, please come.
26:27And the one in the red jacket, please come.
26:34Greetings.
26:35Greetings.
26:36How are you?
26:37I'm fine, sir. How are you?
26:38I'm fine. What's your name?
26:40Ameer Hamza, sir.
26:41Okay.
26:41So, what do you do?
26:43Sir, I'm a pizza chef.
26:44Oh, wow.
26:45Do you stuff cheese inside it?
26:46Yes, sir.
26:46And do you feed it for free?
26:48Greetings.
26:49Greetings.
26:49What's your name, sir?
26:50Naveed Bhatt.
26:51Mr. Naveed Bhatt.
26:52Yes, sir.
26:53Wow, wow, wow.
26:54Okay, Mr. Bhatt, please tell me
26:56what do you do?
26:57I'm a teacher, sir.
26:57Teacher, okay.
26:58Wow.
26:59Teacher on the floor.
27:02Okay, there are two brothers up there.
27:04They also wanted to come.
27:05So, let them stay.
27:07Yes, sir.
27:08Okay, no. Please come.
27:09Please come.
27:15Greetings.
27:16Greetings.
27:17Greetings.
27:18How are you?
27:19I'm fine, thank God.
27:20What's your name?
27:20Abu Huraira.
27:21Abu Huraira.
27:22Okay, wow.
27:22What do you do?
27:23I'm a property consultant.
27:24Greetings.
27:25Greetings.
27:26What's your name, sir?
27:27Ameer Hamza.
27:28Wow, wow, wow.
27:30What do you do?
27:30I'm also a property consultant.
27:32How much does it cost to buy a house?
27:35It costs five crore rupees.
27:38You're going to keep the kids.
27:39You can keep them.
27:40Yes.
27:40You're going to keep the kids.
27:42Your kids are going to eat the soil.
27:43Yes.
28:13There's no point in cheating.
28:15So, no one should cheat.
28:16Only the person I'm talking to should speak.
28:18So, let's start with an easy question.
28:20Which place is there
28:23where you never get hurt when you fall from it?
28:27Yes, you rang the bell first.
28:28When you fall from someone's eyes.
28:30Eyes.
28:31Wow.
28:32Very good.
28:34Very good.
28:35Very good.
28:37Okay, one more easy question.
28:39What is it
28:40where you can only sit during the day
28:42but can't sit at night?
28:45You rang the bell first.
28:47You said the answer first.
28:49What's your answer?
28:50Sun.
28:51Sun.
28:52One second.
28:53You said it first.
28:54So, there should be a hole.
28:55There should be.
28:56There should be a hole.
28:57The kids are safe.
28:57No, no, no.
28:58The kids are scared.
28:59Let them stay this time.
29:00The kids are safe.
29:01Okay, come here.
29:02Come on.
29:03He's calling you.
29:04Come, son.
29:05Come there.
29:06Get this sheet from Mr. Agha.
29:08It's been 20 years
29:09since I rode a motorcycle alone.
29:10Why?
29:11So that I don't fly away.
29:13Get this sheet from Mr. Agha.
29:14Here.
29:15Yes.
29:16Come there.
29:17Come on, son.
29:19The kids are safe.
29:20The kids are safe.
29:23Okay, come here.
29:24Now, you have to take this sheet
29:26and you're a naughty boy
29:27and you're very angry
29:29that I'll see who all are there.
29:32But there's an SSP standing in front of you.
29:34Oh.
29:35And as soon as you see him
29:37you've turned into a moustache.
29:39I've turned into a moustache.
29:39Start.
29:40Stand over there.
29:41Son, I'm sorry.
29:44Action.
29:47Everyone is eating today.
29:50You're wearing a chepada.
29:51Let him do it.
29:52No, man.
29:53Don't do it.
29:54You don't have to come there.
29:55Do it now.
29:56One, two, three.
29:57Action.
30:00You're a Lata Kutni.
30:03I can't turn back from this work.
30:05Come on, get down.
30:06Come back.
30:11You're sitting in a car.
30:13The car is locked.
30:15You only have a match.
30:17How will you get out?
30:19You rang the bell first.
30:22Sir.
30:22Sir, you got scared.
30:24Now, you tell me.
30:27You can't think of anything?
30:28Sir, how will I get out of the match?
30:31Sir, do you go to university
30:33or do you just stay at home?
30:38Sir, I'm inside the car.
30:39Yes, you're inside the car.
30:40Sir, the lock will open from inside.
30:41You'll open the lock from inside
30:43and come out.
30:43It has nothing to do with the match.
30:44This is the answer.
30:46Very good.
30:48Okay, next question.
30:50Which part of the human body
30:54is the same size
30:57from birth to death?
30:58You rang the bell first.
31:00The back of the neck.
31:01The back of the neck is the right answer.
31:02Wow.
31:04Wow.
31:05Very good.
31:05Equal.
31:06Very good.
31:07Equal.
31:08Equal.
31:10One.
31:10Now, will you ask a difficult question
31:11or an easy one?
31:12Ask a difficult question.
31:13All three have equal points.
31:15Which is the thing
31:16that we get from the market
31:18and mix it
31:19and distribute it among people
31:20and then take it back from them?
31:23You rang the bell.
31:24Sir, cash.
31:25Wrong answer.
31:26Okay, if any one of you
31:27has the answer,
31:28just raise your hand.
31:29If anyone has the answer,
31:30just raise your hand.
31:31You don't have the answer?
31:32You?
31:34Okay, let me give you a hint.
31:36Give us a hint.
31:36You'll ring the bell again on the hint.
31:38Okay?
31:39Sir, just assume that
31:41you got admission from the university.
31:45Sir, you attend your own classes.
31:47Yes.
31:48Do you study there
31:50or is the college famous there?
31:53That thing
31:54is always
31:55in the same quantity
31:57which is around 50.
32:01That thing
32:03is in the quantity of 52.
32:0552.
32:06Cash.
32:07So, you said it earlier.
32:09You had to ring the bell.
32:10Come forward.
32:12Cash's card, come forward.
32:16Yes.
32:17The brother said the answer earlier.
32:19I know the song.
32:20You know the song?
32:21I know the song.
32:22Okay, then let's listen to the song.
32:23Okay, which song should we listen to?
32:25Whatever he knows.
32:26Whatever you want to listen to.
32:27Sing the song.
32:28This is good.
32:29Mr. Agha has solved his problem.
32:31His brother was saying
32:32that there should be a dance.
32:34Yes.
32:34We can't be at peace for a moment
32:37without you, my love.
32:39Without you, my love.
32:42Our hearts are anxious
32:44without you, my love.
32:45That's it.
32:46Wow.
32:50Brother, come forward.
32:51You should take Gangaram immediately.
32:54Very good.
32:55Okay, now the next question
32:56is coming towards you.
32:57There is a fruit
32:59which tastes like an apple
33:01and is green in colour.
33:02Which one is it?
33:04You played it.
33:05Hold the mic.
33:06It's an apple.
33:07Green apple.
33:08Wow.
33:08Wow.
33:09Very good.
33:10Very good.
33:11Wow.
33:12So, I think
33:14winner.
33:14that Abu Huraira and Ameer Hamza
33:17have won this game.
33:20Give them the gifts.
33:23Brother, these two amazing gifts
33:24will go with you.
33:26They will always remind you of your smartness.
33:27You have to deposit Rs. 18,000
33:30while going.
33:31The rest is free for you.
33:34Wow.
33:34Very good.
33:38Viewers, it's time for a short break.
33:39Don't go anywhere.
33:40We will meet you after the break.
33:47Welcome back, viewers.
33:48Yes, Irza Khan.
33:49There are a lot of voices from the audience.
33:51I think they are eager to talk.
33:52Yes, come.
33:53Let's talk.
33:54Yes, son.
33:54Greetings.
33:55Greetings.
33:56I want to recite a poem.
33:58Recite a poem.
33:59Give it to us.
34:00It's by Mr. Junail.
34:01My heart is dead, but I am alive.
34:04I want poison, I want some medicine.
34:07You ask me if I am a kid.
34:09Yes, I am good.
34:11I just need medicine.
34:12Wow.
34:13Wow.
34:15Very good.
34:16Yes, I am good.
34:17I just need medicine.
34:18Next.
34:18Greetings.
34:19Greetings.
34:20My name is Azhar Chaudhary.
34:21I want to recite a song for you.
34:23There is no one for anyone here.
34:26All are liars.
34:27False lovers.
34:30False lovers' love.
34:32All are liars.
34:34There is no one for anyone here.
34:36All are liars.
34:38Wow.
34:39Wow.
34:41Okay, I have to say, he is very brave.
34:44Realist.
34:45I will do one thing.
34:45Yes.
34:46I had kept this guy with me.
34:47I got him photocopied.
34:51Okay, next.
34:52Greetings.
34:53Greetings.
34:54My name is Syed Kumail Naqvi.
34:56What will you recite today?
34:57I want to recite a poem for you.
34:59Go ahead.
34:59It is a poem.
35:00Yes.
35:01I said he is a stranger.
35:03My heart said he is my heart.
35:05Wow.
35:06I said he is a dream.
35:08Okay.
35:08My heart said he is still mine.
35:10Wow.
35:11I said he is a meeting of two moments.
35:13Yes.
35:14My heart said he is with me for centuries.
35:16Wow.
35:17I said he is my necklace.
35:19Yes.
35:19I said he is my necklace.
35:21Yes.
35:21My heart said he is my love.
35:23Wow.
35:24Wow.
35:25Wow.
35:27And trust me, you will be out in the next semester.
35:31Yes, brother.
35:32Greetings.
35:33Greetings.
35:34Sir, my name is Muhammad Abdullah.
35:35Your name is very beautiful.
35:36Sir, I would like to recite a poem for you.
35:38Go ahead.
35:39There is only one solution to this problem.
35:41Nawab too well, Nawab too well.
35:44Yes, son, you recite.
35:45There is only one solution to this problem.
35:47I think this is the only solution.
35:49Yes, brother.
35:50Yes, brother.
35:51Stop it.
35:52There is a poem ahead.
35:54There is a poem ahead.
35:55Yes, brother.
35:55There is only one solution to this problem.
35:57Today is the only remaining day of my life.
36:00There is only one solution to this problem.
36:02Go and eat the sweets of the people.
36:05This is not it, brother.
36:08There is only one solution to this problem.
36:10Go on.
36:11Not you.
36:13What is this?
36:15What is this?
36:16What is this?
36:17No, brother.
36:18No, brother.
36:19Let him recite.
36:20There is only one solution to this problem.
36:22Rub the soil on your face.
36:26There is only one solution to this problem.
36:28Brother, you eat mine.
36:33Stop it, brother.
36:34There is only one solution to this problem.
36:36There is a poem ahead.
36:38Your marriage is with them.
36:44There is only one solution to this problem.
36:46If you are in a relationship,
36:49I will look at the moon or at you.
36:52There is only one solution to this problem.
36:53Wow!
36:55Wow!
36:56Amazing!
36:58Very good.
36:59Very good, brother.
37:00Wow!
37:00Yes, brother.
37:01Greetings.
37:02Greetings.
37:03This is Usman Gani.
37:04I would like to recite a poem.
37:05Go ahead, brother.
37:06How can I trust the love of strangers?
37:09Here, we enjoy our own defeat.
37:13Wow!
37:14Wow!
37:15Very good, brother.
37:16Very good, brother.
37:17Okay, we have heard so many poems from the public.
37:21So, why don't you recite a beautiful poem or a ghazal
37:25which the doctors have brought for us today.
37:27Wow!
37:27In fact, they have brought it for them.
37:29Sir, please recite it.
37:31I would like to recite a serious poem for you first.
37:33Wow!
37:34Okay, the standard of your serious poetry is so good
37:40that I like it very much.
37:42Please recite it, sir.
37:43Thank you very much.
37:44By the grace of God, Irza is looking like a teacher, right?
37:46Yes.
37:46She is a teacher and she will cry.
37:48The children are more capable than me.
37:50What can I do?
37:52Okay, doctor.
37:54Please recite it.
37:54I have faith in this simple cage.
37:59Wow!
38:00I have faith in this simple cage.
38:03I have faith in this simple cage.
38:06I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:09Wow!
38:10Wow!
38:11Very good.
38:12Wow!
38:13Very good.
38:14Very good.
38:14Thank you very much.
38:16You have kept such people in their place.
38:18Wow!
38:18Very good.
38:19I have faith in this simple cage.
38:22Yes.
38:22I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:26And I have learnt the skill of maintaining relationships.
38:30Wow!
38:32I have learnt the skill of maintaining relationships.
38:35I have never kept it in my heart.
38:38Wow!
38:40Very good, doctor.
38:42Very good.
38:44I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:48Wow!
38:50I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:52I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:54I have faith in the pot which is there.
38:56Wow!
38:58Very good.
39:00Very good, doctor.
39:02Did you see how my point was proved?
39:04Very good.
39:06Now, let's hear the explanation.
39:08Politics is like this.
39:10Either the person becomes stubborn.
39:12Politics is like this. Either the person becomes stubborn.
39:14This is also right.
39:16Otherwise, his entire community will become a cheat.
39:18Wow!
39:20Wow!
39:21It is always the dream of the foreigners on Eid.
39:24Wow!
39:25There should be a way that he becomes a cheat.
39:27Wow!
39:29Wow!
39:31And from now on, don't ask him about his status.
39:35What will he become?
39:37If his class becomes elite.
39:39Wow!
39:41And what is the difference between boys and girls there?
39:45If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:49If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:51If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:53If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:55If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:57If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
39:59If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
40:01If there is only B grade in one place, then it is mourning.
40:03The entire semester will repeat again.
40:05Wow!
40:07Very good!
40:09And the thing about the youngsters is that
40:11the examiners turned their faces in one direction for a moment.
40:17The examiners turned their faces in one direction for a moment.
40:19Here, the answer sheet is changed from one to another.
40:23Wow!
40:25Very good!
40:27This is how it is done.
40:29Very good!
40:31In a group, there is always a person
40:33who wants to get a treat from everyone.
40:35In a group, there is always a person
40:37who wants to get a treat from everyone.
40:39who wants to get a treat from everyone.
40:41Wow!
40:43Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:45Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:47Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:49Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:51Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:53Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:55Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:57Suddenly, he asks for his mobile phone.
40:59Very good!
41:01Very good!
41:03Viewers, this was today's show.
41:05We will meet you in the next show.
41:07Take good care of yourself.
41:09Allah Hafiz!