Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 10th February 2024
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14:07 Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
14:09 Have a seat.
14:10 I came to talk about the girl's marriage.
14:12 Yes. - Come here, sir.
14:14 I have a mentor. I'll hang the bangles here.
14:17 Do you know when a good proposal is found?
14:20 Yes, why not?
14:22 Do you know when a young girl doesn't want to go to her parents' house?
14:25 Yes.
14:26 Do you know when a girl's parents come to visit her parents' house?
14:29 Yes.
14:30 Do you know when the environment is not good?
14:33 The environment in this office is not good either.
14:37 Don't you know?
14:38 Uncle, do you know when a young boy comes to see your daughter?
14:45 Uncle. - Yes.
14:47 I am your son from today.
14:49 Do you know?
14:50 Uncle, do you know when a good proposal is found?
14:54 Do you know when no efforts are made?
14:58 Do you know when this boy sings?
15:01 Do you know when he pays the fees I had to pay?
15:05 No.
15:06 You got a good proposal very fast.
15:09 Dad. - Yes, dear.
15:10 Consider him your son and give him love.
15:13 No, dear. I won't give him love.
15:15 He is an engineer.
15:16 You want an engineer?
15:18 He is our demand engineer.
15:20 Not our, your. Do you know?
15:22 Do you think it's okay if the boy is not an engineer?
15:26 I don't have any problem.
15:27 Is it okay if he doesn't have a master's degree?
15:29 I don't have any problem.
15:30 He doesn't have a BA.
15:31 I don't have any problem. - FA.
15:33 I don't have any problem.
15:33 I think you don't have any problem with marriage.
15:36 Hello.
15:40 This girl didn't do her MA.
15:42 Don't you have any problem?
15:44 She doesn't eat samosas.
15:46 Don't you have any problem?
15:47 She didn't study with Habib.
15:49 Don't you have any problem?
15:50 She didn't do zoology.
15:52 Don't you have any problem?
15:53 Why are you hiding me?
15:55 Why are you hiding me?
15:57 I am here.
15:58 I am here. Don't you have any problem?
16:01 Our elders. - Yes.
16:03 God gives good relations.
16:05 When a person is out of his house..
16:07 ..he finds his destination.
16:09 The destination is right in front of you.
16:10 Which one? - The boy is an engineer.
16:12 Yes. - He doesn't know how much income he gets.
16:14 He doesn't have anyone at home.
16:15 Do you know what's the small thing? - Yes.
16:17 The relation is good. The girl is good.
16:19 I want this relation to happen.
16:21 Half of the fees is yours and half of the fees is mine.
16:24 Okay, fine. I will do it.
16:25 The boy is yours and the girl is mine.
16:27 Okay, do it.
16:29 Give me the fees.
16:30 When God gives good relations, you give the fees.
16:33 Here. - You also bring the sugarcane.
16:36 Here. - Brother, I didn't ask you.
16:39 How much is your fee?
16:39 2 lakhs.
16:41 No, not the boy. Give me the entire amount.
16:43 2.5 lakhs.
16:44 Hurry up. The girl is running away.
16:47 Hurry up.
16:49 Elders. - Yes.
16:51 Are you a girl?
16:53 2.5 lakhs.
16:55 One minute.
16:57 God willing, the girl will be happy.
17:00 Sir, the money.. - Congratulations.
17:02 Thank you.
17:04 You..
17:05 Give me the sugarcane. - Wow.
17:07 What? - Congratulations.
17:09 Thank you. - Thank you.
17:12 Brother. - Yes, elder.
17:14 Give me this.
17:15 No, it's not cut.
17:16 Give it to me. It's not cut.
17:19 Here.
17:20 The destination is in front.
17:22 You were also out.
17:23 Get up.
17:25 Come, elders.
17:26 Come, bring the girl.
17:28 God bless. - Come, son.
17:29 God bless both the families.
17:33 May you be happy.
17:34 Son, look at her.
17:37 She is going happily.
17:38 She is old.
17:40 Now, answer properly.
17:46 Do one thing.
17:47 What? - Go and sleep.
17:49 No, no. Sit.
17:50 Okay. - She will sleep.
17:51 Come on.
17:52 The daughters of the elders don't stay with us.
17:55 Yes. - He is taking her.
17:56 Come, son. - What?
17:58 Go and sleep.
17:59 She will be ready.
18:00 It's the first phase.
18:02 Come, brother.
18:03 Sir, she didn't have a flight.
18:06 She will be ready.
18:07 You will have a flight tomorrow evening.
18:10 You are still worried.
18:11 You will be here four hours before the flight.
18:16 In fact, you will be at the airport.
18:18 Okay.
18:20 Listen. - What is it?
18:23 It's a coincidence.
18:24 Listen. - It's a coincidence.
18:26 It's a coincidence.
18:28 I will do it.
18:30 Do it. I will do it.
18:32 Okay.
18:32 What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:34 What will I do? You know the cold.
18:36 Will you buy eggs?
18:38 Eggs? I am a kid.
18:41 No. What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:43 I will buy a coat and a jacket.
18:44 We will go shopping.
18:46 What will you do with Rs. 50,000?
18:48 You know it's very cold.
18:50 I will buy a warm shawl.
18:52 I will buy 10 horses and a head-covering.
18:55 (Laughs)
18:57 Buy a warm head-covering.
18:58 I will buy a warm head-covering and a shawl.
19:01 I have bought flowers.
19:01 I will buy cashews for the rest of the kids.
19:05 I will eat slowly.
19:06 I will buy almonds for the rest of the kids.
19:08 Almonds. - You..
19:11 Brother, talk to me.
19:12 I will not take responsibility for my own money.
19:15 What happened?
19:16 I will talk to you later. Come here.
19:18 Yes, brother. Tell me. What is the matter?
19:21 What happened?
19:22 What happened?
19:23 Look, you shouldn't hit the young ones.
19:25 Wait a minute.
19:26 You have given them shoes and not the shoes.
19:28 Wait a minute. You have spoiled the food.
19:30 What happened?
19:31 I told you that he is an engineer.
19:33 Are you an engineer?
19:34 Sir, I work on the workshop.
19:36 I am an engineer.
19:37 It's a small job.
19:38 How can you be an engineer?
19:40 He was a medical engineer.
19:42 He was a medical engineer.
19:43 You didn't tell me that.
19:45 Sir, you asked me properly.
19:47 I answered you.
19:48 You answered me.
19:50 (Laughs)
19:54 Viewers, it's time for a short break.
19:56 We will meet after the break.
19:58 "Wake up, friends."
20:02 "Wake up, friends."
20:05 Welcome back, viewers.
20:06 Viewers, we have a doctor with us during the break.
20:08 His patient is with him.
20:09 I think his sister is with him.
20:12 Let's talk to her.
20:13 Hello. - Hello.
20:14 Mr. Haroon, thank you very much.
20:15 I have come to your show again.
20:17 Mr. Haroon, how did you know that she is his sister?
20:21 Look, you should be optimistic about women.
20:24 No, don't be optimistic.
20:26 Okay. - She is my wife.
20:27 She is your wife now.
20:28 You would have been married long ago.
20:30 (Laughs)
20:31 She should have been sick.
20:35 What is her name, ma'am?
20:36 Yakhniya.
20:37 Yakhniya, you are here.
20:38 Make her drink.
20:39 Are you making her drink?
20:40 No, I am drinking it myself.
20:41 She will drink it.
20:43 She will serve you.
20:43 Then she will be fine.
20:45 You look like a doctor.
20:46 You look like a doctor.
20:47 (Laughs)
20:50 Ma'am, what was the reason
20:51 that you had to marry this man?
20:53 It's not a reason, it's God's will.
20:55 It's a love marriage.
20:56 What?
20:57 (Laughs)
20:58 He was so nice.
21:01 Don't cry.
21:03 He will be fine.
21:04 He will be fine.
21:05 No, it was the relationship.
21:07 (Laughs)
21:08 I was saying that he was so nice.
21:13 (Laughs)
21:14 I will not praise him.
21:16 Yes.
21:16 He is better than me.
21:17 When you came to us with him for the first time,
21:20 he used to walk.
21:22 Yes.
21:22 Now he is on a wheelchair.
21:24 Who is at fault?
21:25 It's his fault.
21:27 How?
21:28 I told him that he doesn't go to the hospital.
21:29 He has praised me.
21:30 He goes there every day.
21:31 (Laughs)
21:32 Doctor, have you diagnosed her?
21:35 I will tell you if you ask me.
21:36 I have registered her.
21:37 I am not answering her.
21:39 Why?
21:39 If I answer her, I will be called a patient.
21:41 (Laughs)
21:43 How are you feeling?
21:44 I am fine.
21:45 Thank God.
21:46 I am living my life.
21:48 I am not asking you.
21:49 I am asking the patient.
21:50 How are you?
21:51 I am fine.
21:52 I have given him a shot.
21:53 Okay.
21:54 What did you do?
21:55 I kept it there.
21:56 Wow.
21:57 I told him that I have told him.
21:59 I told him that I have given him 5 kgs of carrots,
22:02 10 kgs of milk,
22:03 and some butter.
22:06 Okay.
22:06 I gave him.
22:07 He made it and ate it.
22:10 He ate it and left it at my shop.
22:12 (Laughs)
22:13 Ask him.
22:14 I gave him medicine in that.
22:16 Okay.
22:17 Doctor, I will gain weight slowly.
22:19 Look at him.
22:20 He doesn't give medicine to the people he has ordered.
22:23 He is a useless man.
22:23 (Laughs)
22:24 Why don't you change as a doctor?
22:26 Show it to a doctor.
22:27 The fees of doctors are very high.
22:29 I am a lame person.
22:31 (Laughs)
22:32 I think you are a lame person till death.
22:34 (Laughs)
22:36 Mr. Kharoon, I have never taken medicine.
22:38 I have never taken medicine.
22:40 Why?
22:41 Give me whatever you want.
22:42 (Laughs)
22:42 Believe me, I have never taken medicine.
22:45 I will give him whatever he wants.
22:48 (Laughs)
22:49 He is at fault.
22:51 What?
22:51 He should not have introduced him to his wife.
22:54 Yes.
22:55 Oh!
22:56 Okay.
22:57 You are thinking that he has no relation with the patient.
23:00 His wife has to take care of him.
23:02 Husband and wife are not the same.
23:04 You..
23:04 Look, he is talking about the same.
23:06 (Laughs)
23:07 Do you know?
23:08 What intention is this doctor making him sick?
23:11 I don't know.
23:12 On this?
23:13 No, on this.
23:13 (Laughs)
23:16 When she came with the patient..
23:19 ..she didn't even touch the food.
23:20 I don't know if she has taken an oath.
23:22 (Laughs)
23:23 Mr. Kharoon. - Yes.
23:24 You should not hide anything from a doctor or a lawyer.
23:26 No, I have hidden a few things.
23:28 (Laughs)
23:29 It is not like that.
23:29 I mean to say that I will tell you what is in my heart.
23:32 But I am not telling you the truth.
23:33 Tabipa Amreed.
23:34 Yes, brother.
23:35 Your wife is obedient.
23:36 How?
23:37 She used to start fighting when I used to tell her.
23:38 Look.
23:39 I have told her.
23:40 Now she is talking about her father.
23:42 (Laughs)
23:44 Your doubt is cleared.
23:45 The doctor thinks that her father is her father.
23:47 (Laughs)
23:49 Madam, tell me.
23:50 What did you think?
23:51 If something happens to him, what will you do?
23:53 I will be patient.
23:55 Doctor, is your name Sabar?
23:56 (Laughs)
23:57 Wow.
23:58 Thank God.
23:59 (Laughs)
24:00 What did you do to your wife?
24:03 I drank.
24:03 Take it.
24:04 You will be sick.
24:05 What happened?
24:05 I gave you a head massage.
24:07 Yes.
24:08 I gave you oil.
24:09 I took a massage.
24:10 Take it.
24:11 What happened?
24:12 I gave you oil.
24:13 (Laughs)
24:16 They say that doctors don't give good medicines.
24:18 Doctor is very famous in our area.
24:20 How?
24:21 He is a doctor.
24:22 (Laughs)
24:23 You should listen to the doctor carefully.
24:25 Absolutely.
24:25 I gave you pills.
24:27 Yes.
24:28 Where are they?
24:29 I took them.
24:29 Take them.
24:30 Take the pills.
24:30 What happened?
24:31 His wife said that he is from our family.
24:33 Give him the pills and kill him.
24:34 (Laughs)
24:36 He took them.
24:37 Did you make all the medicines for yourself?
24:39 (Laughs)
24:41 The patient's condition is such that he is destined to die.
24:44 He will die.
24:45 (Laughs)
24:47 What did you do to the water I gave you?
24:50 I drank it.
24:51 Take it.
24:51 I didn't give it to you to drink.
24:52 I thought you drink it.
24:53 Oh.
24:55 I didn't give you any medicine.
24:58 I just gave you a bath.
24:59 I gave you a fruit peel.
25:01 I was sleeping.
25:02 You should have given me the fruit peel.
25:04 (Laughs)
25:05 It had vitamins.
25:06 I didn't know what you eat.
25:09 (Laughs)
25:11 I wake up in the morning and take two eggs.
25:13 Okay.
25:13 I take the white part of the egg.
25:15 Okay.
25:16 I take four almonds.
25:17 Four almonds.
25:17 I drink it at night.
25:18 Okay.
25:19 I drink it in the banana I don't want to drink.
25:21 (Laughs)
25:23 I take two guavas.
25:24 Okay.
25:24 I eat the seeds of the guavas.
25:26 You eat the seeds of the guavas?
25:26 Yes.
25:27 (Laughs)
25:28 It has a very nice picture.
25:29 Okay.
25:30 You don't know about this.
25:31 You don't know about this.
25:32 You are sick.
25:33 You will give me the fruit peel.
25:34 (Laughs)
25:34 What did I give you?
25:36 Two guavas and two pieces of guavas.
25:39 Yes.
25:40 And one apple.
25:42 Can't I eat it with my own feet?
25:44 No.
25:44 You will eat it with your own feet.
25:45 You will get sick.
25:46 (Laughs)
25:47 You will eat it with someone's feet.
25:48 In fact, you will say that I will eat the apple with my feet.
25:50 (Laughs)
25:51 Then you will get well soon.
25:53 If you eat it with your feet, you will not get the apple.
25:55 What did he say?
25:56 If you eat it with your feet, you will not get the apple.
25:59 (Laughs)
26:01 You will get variety.
26:02 (Laughs)
26:03 And it is available in June and July.
26:04 It is very cold.
26:06 How?
26:07 (Mumbles)
26:08 (Laughs)
26:09 Doctor, how long will I have to take the medicine?
26:13 How long?
26:14 I can't tell you how long it is.
26:16 Why?
26:16 You eat it.
26:17 Why are you talking?
26:18 (Laughs)
26:19 He has done a long speech.
26:21 I have written the name.
26:22 Doctor, he had promised me that he will take me out.
26:26 Tell me, how long will I get well?
26:28 You want to go out?
26:29 Yes.
26:30 You will not get well. You go out.
26:31 (Laughs)
26:32 Tell me, which corner of the world is there for treatment?
26:35 I will take you to that corner.
26:36 That corner? Take her there.
26:38 (Laughs)
26:39 No, no.
26:39 Are you mad?
26:40 You will take her to that corner and I will do it.
26:43 (Laughs)
26:44 Doctor, I will sell all my property.
26:47 But I will save my marital life.
26:49 I will save my marital life.
26:50 (Laughs)
26:52 Doctor.
26:53 Yes.
26:54 I am going for a reception tomorrow.
26:55 Give me some medicine. I will take the medicine.
26:57 Is it very important to go for a reception?
26:59 Yes.
26:59 Give me the card. I will go tomorrow.
27:01 (Laughs)
27:02 Where is your card?
27:03 Where is the card?
27:03 I have made a reception for you.
27:05 Don't you want to eat?
27:05 Doctor.
27:06 Yes.
27:07 My husband.
27:08 Yes.
27:08 Yes.
27:09 No, no.
27:11 What happened?
27:12 He is not dying.
27:14 (Laughs)
27:16 He is here to save his husband.
27:18 (Laughs)
27:20 I am a doctor.
27:22 I am a doctor.
27:23 (Laughs)
27:26 Listen to me.
27:27 Yes.
27:27 It is very important to make a reception.
27:29 Make a reception.
27:30 I have made a reception.
27:32 Tell me what else I should do.
27:34 Okay. Tell me what you used to do when you were fine.
27:37 I used to feed him.
27:39 Oh.
27:39 Yes, I used to feed him.
27:41 He told me today.
27:42 Okay.
27:43 If he would have told me earlier, I would not have been fine.
27:45 Okay. What did you feel first?
27:48 I had a headache.
27:49 He told me today.
27:51 Oh.
27:51 He would have told me earlier.
27:53 Okay. What happened then?
27:54 I had a stomach upset the next day.
27:56 He told me today.
27:58 (Laughs)
27:59 He is telling you everything today.
28:00 What did you use to give him medicines?
28:01 I used to give him a foot massage.
28:03 In the end, the patient will say that he is a doctor's brother-in-law.
28:05 He will tell you today.
28:06 (Laughs)
28:11 Viewers, there is a small break.
28:13 We will meet Jai after the break.
28:14 "Wake up, wake up."
28:17 "Wake up, wake up."
28:21 Welcome back, viewers.
28:22 Dr. Tahir Shaheer is with us.
28:24 Yes.
28:25 Let's hear a great story from him.
28:29 Where is he going?
28:30 (Laughs)
28:31 Yes, tell us, Dr. Shah.
28:32 The story is that I robbed the country thinking it was my duty.
28:36 You robbed the country thinking it was your duty.
28:37 I ate the food thinking it was my father's.
28:39 Wow.
28:40 I thought Pakistan was a free currency.
28:42 Oh. Wow.
28:44 Very good.
28:45 And some politicians look like poories.
28:49 Wow.
28:49 Inside, they look like a bunch of beggars.
28:52 Wow.
28:54 They look like a bunch of beggars.
28:56 Wow.
28:57 I remember beggars.
28:59 But I don't know how to say it.
29:01 (Laughs)
29:02 Yes, Dr. Shah.
29:03 They look like a bunch of beggars.
29:07 Beggars.
29:07 They look like a bunch of beggars.
29:10 Wow.
29:12 The government showed such a hand.
29:14 Wow.
29:15 We thought Pakistan was a free currency.
29:17 Free currency.
29:18 And many people got a long-distance flight.
29:22 So many old people got old.
29:24 They broke their bones.
29:25 Wow.
29:27 They flew back and got injured.
29:29 (Laughs)
29:31 Look at Amla carefully.
29:32 Like a broken jinn.
29:34 (Laughs)
29:35 We thought Pakistan was a free currency.
29:40 Free currency.
29:41 Wow.
29:44 Speaking of broken jinn,
29:45 Mr. Agha, you look cold today.
29:47 I know.
29:49 (Laughs)
29:50 But how do you save your tent?
29:53 If I could, I would be in this condition.
29:55 Yes.
29:55 How can you say this is a spare tent?
29:58 I wear a shabnam dekh.
29:59 So people say I'm a vaporizer.
30:01 (Laughs)
30:05 Yes, Dr. Shah.
30:05 When do people from Wabda listen to this?
30:08 Put a lakh of taris.
30:09 Yes.
30:11 The electric shocks, TV, fridges, and rotten ones.
30:14 Wow.
30:14 The promises and dates are good.
30:17 Every two seconds, the public watches the show.
30:20 The electricity is back.
30:23 We thought Pakistan was a free country.
30:25 Wow.
30:28 Amazing.
30:29 Mr. Tahir, you gave us such a good speech.
30:32 Let's go to the audience.
30:33 Because there are great poets in our audience.
30:36 Wow.
30:38 Let's talk to them.
30:39 Hello.
30:39 Hello.
30:40 I'm Akmal Hanif.
30:42 Wow.
30:42 I'm a poet.
30:43 I enjoyed your show.
30:46 With your permission, Dr. Shah.
30:48 We enjoyed our show?
30:50 (Laughs)
30:51 You enjoyed it a lot.
30:52 Yes, I did.
30:53 I'll sit with my wife.
30:56 I'll sit with my wife.
30:58 I've been sitting with her all year.
31:00 I'll sit with her with patience.
31:02 Wow.
31:05 I'll sit with you with a smile.
31:08 I'll sit with you.
31:11 I'll sit with you.
31:13 I'll sit with you.
31:15 Wow.
31:17 Amazing.
31:19 I sat with you.
31:21 Very good.
31:22 I'll sit with you with a pure heart.
31:26 Wow.
31:28 I'll sit with you with a pure heart.
31:32 Wow.
31:33 I'll sit with you with a pure heart.
31:38 (Laughs)
31:41 Listen to me.
31:44 I thought my wife will watch the show.
31:46 I'll sit with you.
31:48 (Laughs)
31:50 I'll sit with you.
31:53 (Laughs)
31:54 Give the mic to her.
31:57 Greetings.
31:59 You don't say anything to him.
32:02 What is he saying?
32:03 He doesn't write for me.
32:05 Is there anyone else?
32:07 You have two marriages.
32:09 He thinks that it will never happen.
32:13 (Laughs)
32:14 I thought that she will break the mic.
32:17 What can I say?
32:19 I have never been to his house.
32:22 I don't go to his house.
32:24 He takes me along.
32:26 You didn't go just for this.
32:29 You know the rules.
32:32 Very good. Thank you very much.
32:35 We have Amanat Ali with us.
32:37 Wow. What are you doing?
32:40 Whose song have you brought today?
32:42 Sajjad Ali's.
32:43 You have brought half a song. - Yes.
32:45 (Applause)
32:47 Very good.
32:50 Viewers, this was today's show.
32:51 We will meet you in the next show.
32:52 Take care.
32:54 Goodbye.
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