Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Goga Pasroori | Comedy Show | 29th Dec 2024
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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, the day a person takes his first breath and that day it is decided that he has to leave this world.
00:28No matter what the feast is, wherever you go to eat, no matter how big the table is,
00:33no matter how much food there is, but there comes a time when you have to get up and return.
00:39So this table, this dining table of life, on which we are all sitting today,
00:45the other friends sitting with us, there are many of them who belong to the minorities.
00:52Our table is the same, this feast is the same, we are all the children of Adam.
00:57The minorities, especially in our Pakistan, I have seen, I have spoken to many people,
01:04believe me, the love of the country, I have found them, maybe there will be someone.
01:09They are our brothers, they are with us, we are present in the same place and we have to go together.
01:16The king and the donkey come at the same time and become alike.
01:19So as long as they are alive, this relationship of humanity, keep it intact.
01:25And this shows how good you are, how you treat the minorities.
01:31Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:34Today, let's take you to Maula Jatt and Noori Nath and see what they are doing.
01:41You have a beautiful voice, young man.
01:45Today we are watching a young son of a mother.
01:50We have found our mother, otherwise we would have been burning in the fire of enmity.
01:56Okay, they are giving you the love of a mother, what are you giving them?
02:01We have a lot of respect for our mother.
02:04We will tear the wood of our mother with the help of this axe.
02:11I think I am going to cut the juice from the bakery.
02:17Don't cut it for a mother.
02:20Mother is our mother.
02:22Do it half and half.
02:24Order me, what will be my duty today?
02:28Son, how many clothes have you collected?
02:30I will wash the clothes, mother.
02:32Obviously, you will wash it, I can't wash the wood.
02:37I will wash everyone's clothes, not mine.
02:41I am not a beggar, I will wash the clothes.
02:46Son, you fight, I will do the work.
02:49You wash half of the clothes and I will wash half of the clothes.
02:53You wash half of the clothes and I will wash half of the clothes, son.
02:56She has done a lot of work.
02:59Mr. Arun, I don't think she considers him as her son, this is the same thing.
03:03What?
03:04Don't touch me, I will slap you.
03:06What?
03:07She will come with us.
03:08I don't think so, I am also from the village.
03:14Mother, God is with you.
03:17Now, we will meet on the river bank.
03:20Now, we will meet on the river bank.
03:22We will meet on the river bank.
03:24Don't fight, don't fight.
03:26If I didn't get mother today, I would have got your dead body.
03:29Okay, you got your mother, now find your father.
03:35You are right, but where is our father?
03:39Son, how would I know where your father is?
03:43Did our father leave you?
03:47No, he didn't die.
03:49I don't know about him, I don't know anything about him.
03:53I don't want to see any wedding photo of yours.
03:58He must have got you ice cream at some place.
04:03He must have got you an old black and white photo of some fair.
04:07He must have got you red bangles.
04:09Why would your father get me red bangles?
04:12Why would he?
04:13Then tell me, when did he get you a white dupatta?
04:18No, father doesn't get such things.
04:20He does, but your father wasn't in that condition.
04:25He was only in the condition of freezing.
04:28Then I will fulfill all your dreams.
04:33I will get you red bangles.
04:35Yes, I will get you a red dupatta.
04:38Mother is also like that.
04:43Mother, why are you getting me red bangles?
04:45Get me gold bangles.
04:46I will give it to you.
04:48Don't do it, mother.
04:49What will you do with gold bangles at this age?
04:53What will you do with red bangles at this age?
04:56I don't feel good.
04:58Don't say that to your mother.
05:02Okay, brother.
05:04I don't feel good.
05:08I think I will get rid of the goats.
05:11You should get rid of them.
05:13You should get rid of one and you should get rid of the other.
05:15It's not my duty to get rid of them.
05:17Let's go to someone else's house.
05:20Let's go to someone else's house.
05:26Let's go to someone else's house.
05:28Put the broom back there.
05:31Don't make your mother angry.
05:33She will make you a peacock.
05:35I will give you the broom.
05:38You keep the broom.
05:39Mother's shoes are on my head.
05:42I will wear my mother's shoes.
05:44I told you that I have already worn two pairs of shoes.
05:47Haroon, my son.
05:49He used to fight with my daughter Noori.
05:51Really?
05:52Yes.
05:53What can I say?
05:54Didn't you love each other?
05:56We used to sit next to each other.
05:59We used to sit next to each other.
06:01Look at your grandson.
06:02He is shedding tears.
06:04No, mother.
06:05I didn't shed tears last month.
06:08Mother, I am looking for that person
06:11who will hug me and hug me.
06:15My son.
06:17Why are you looking for such a person?
06:19If mother hadn't called me her son
06:22I would have killed you.
06:25Come on, let's go and listen to this song.
06:30You come there and listen.
06:33I will kill you.
06:36When are you going to ask for it?
06:37He will have to pay for it.
06:40It won't be easy for you to pay for it.
06:43Go, my sons.
06:45Go and do your work.
06:46It's getting late.
06:48Okay, mother.
06:49Mother.
06:50God bless you.
06:51Give me permission.
06:52Go safely, my sons.
06:53Come safely.
06:54He took permission as if he is a teacher and not a mother.
07:00Where are you going?
07:01I am going to break your clothes.
07:06When enemies get to know each other
07:08they break each other's clothes.
07:13Where are you going?
07:14I am going to break your clothes.
07:17Wow.
07:18Haroon.
07:19Tell me something.
07:20Yes, son.
07:21Are you sure that he is the same Maula and Noori?
07:24No, no, son.
07:25He is a different person.
07:27What?
07:28He is a different person.
07:29What?
07:30He is a different person.
07:31What?
07:32What?
07:33What were those small children of yours, Maula and Noori?
07:36They were dogs, son.
07:37Dogs.
07:38You were talking about dogs?
07:39Yes.
07:40They are your sons whom you are talking about?
07:42What can I do?
07:43They don't listen to me.
07:48So, you are looking for a dog instead of a son.
07:52I have told you so many times
07:54that boys fall for you.
07:57I told you.
07:58I told you.
07:59I told you that your voice was so soft.
08:02Yes, yes.
08:03Villagers used to have so many complaints.
08:06But I used to love you a lot.
08:08Boys used to fall for you.
08:11I used to love you a lot.
08:13I used to love you a lot.
08:15I used to love you a lot.
08:17He thinks that she was a child of this woman.
08:20She was talking about her chickens.
08:22I didn't lie.
08:23Come, Mr. Chaudhary.
08:24Come.
08:25What?
08:26Sit here.
08:27Greetings.
08:28Is he Chaudhary or she?
08:30He is saying, come, come.
08:31Sit, sit.
08:34Listen to me.
08:35Are you really Chaudhary?
08:36Or have you lost your groom?
08:38I think you have never seen a Chaudhary from the village.
08:42He is saying that he has seen him.
08:46I am Chaudhary from Chak Sade Batali.
08:48Chak Sade Batali is not a canal.
08:51Our land is next to it.
08:55Do you know how expensive the land near the canal is?
08:59It is not a canal, sir.
09:00It is a canal.
09:01We call it a canal.
09:04Mr. Chaudhary, are you alright?
09:06Sir, you should know
09:08that a landlord brings a seed of land
09:10and turns it into a garden.
09:12Then he goes somewhere and grows a tree
09:14and sells it.
09:15And then money is made.
09:16What should the mother do?
09:17The mother should return the money.
09:23What do you mean by return the money?
09:25Take Rs. 2000, sir.
09:27Such a big man, Mr. Chaudhary,
09:29you have come to take Rs. 2000?
09:30And the amount has also been deducted.
09:31Mr. Chaudhary, it is not your pride
09:33that you have asked for only Rs. 2000.
09:36Now that you have brought the perfume,
09:37how did you get the pride?
09:40Sir, how do I return the money?
09:42I have gone through a lot.
09:43Mother, you should also return the money.
09:45Now it is the same thing
09:47that the land has been given to me
09:48and the land has been sold to me.
09:49Look at my age.
09:50What can I say?
09:53Mother, tell me the truth.
09:55How much money do you want to give?
09:56She is telling the truth.
09:58I still don't have it.
09:59I don't have it.
10:05Wow!
10:06What?
10:07Remember the day
10:08when you had come to us to take the money.
10:10She had also come to you to take the money.
10:12Mr. Chaudhary, you..
10:13He has been sitting here since morning.
10:15I have brought the perfume.
10:16Why did you wake me up?
10:18I think wherever Mr. Chaudhary goes,
10:20he takes the perfume with him.
10:21It is possible that he has undergone an operation.
10:23No, sir.
10:24Mr. Chaudhary has been to many places.
10:26He has given the perfume.
10:27Now we have brought the perfume.
10:29I have heard that your master, Nuri has come back.
10:31He used to injure the people of the village before.
10:34He had saved a lot.
10:36Really?
10:37He used to sit on the wall.
10:39He used to kick the people who used to come and go.
10:41Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43He has become a fool.
10:44Greetings.
10:45Greetings.
10:46Greetings.
10:47Greetings.
10:48You have been sitting here since morning.
10:50What can I say?
10:51What happened?
10:52The money..
10:53Who are you?
10:54I am the one who gives the money.
10:55The one who gives the money?
10:56Yes.
10:57You come here.
10:58You come here.
10:59You go there.
11:00What?
11:01Yes.
11:02Okay.
11:03Come here.
11:04Come here.
11:13Okay, listen.
11:14Listen to me.
11:15Yes.
11:16Listen to me.
11:17Yes.
11:18It has been a long time.
11:19Believe me.
11:20I have come to sell the house.
11:21Look at this.
11:22It is not a long time.
11:23You are very dark.
11:24What?
11:25What?
11:26What?
11:27What did you do with so much money?
11:28I had to supply food.
11:29What was I supposed to do?
11:30What fashion was I supposed to do?
11:31Like you.
11:32What?
11:33I have taken so many loans that people are praying for my life.
11:34Now I am not living in the prayers of the month.
11:35If my mother dies, my money will die.
11:36Aunty, you have so many cattle.
11:37Sell their milk and give them their money.
11:38Sir, Mannan is a fairy.
11:39I do not need anyone's money.
11:40I am a very good soul.
11:41I have become a very good soul.
11:42I am a very good soul.
11:43I am a very good soul.
11:44I am a very good soul.
11:45I am a very good soul.
11:46I have become a very good soul.
11:47I have become a very good soul.
11:48Sell his milk and give him the money.
11:51Sir, Mannan is a fraudster.
11:52Oh, so he's someone's fraudster.
11:56Mr. Arun, I have to give him a loan.
11:59Yes.
11:59It's been four years since I've shut down the shop.
12:01I have to pay the rent.
12:03Oh, God.
12:04Give me a loan.
12:05Didn't you write that you'll give him a loan from the next block?
12:07Yes, I did.
12:09Then?
12:09I'll get the next one from my shop.
12:13Mother.
12:14Here he is.
12:15Come.
12:16What are you doing here?
12:17What are you doing here?
12:19What happened to you two?
12:20You have wounds on your face.
12:21Yes, we have wounds.
12:22We met a dacoit on the way.
12:24Oh, so?
12:25The dacoit slapped us.
12:30He slapped Nauri.
12:33Today I have found that man, Mr. Arun.
12:36Who?
12:36The one who slapped me.
12:39You have wounds on your face.
12:41Why didn't your clothes tear?
12:42I told you, I don't want to touch the clothes.
12:44I don't have anyone else.
12:46We had a fierce fight with him.
12:50Who are you?
12:52You don't know us.
12:54He is Nauri.
12:56How did he become a man?
12:58It's a long story, my dear.
13:00And the show is on for 48 minutes.
13:03No, no.
13:03A man becomes a man by getting beaten up.
13:09This mother has made me a man.
13:11I remember that you don't get up at 2 a.m.
13:14And you don't clap your hands.
13:15I have checked the power.
13:18You didn't ask for people in the lane.
13:20You used to hurt them.
13:22Who has the guts to get into our lane?
13:28Promise me one thing.
13:29And I will return in 10 minutes.
13:30Hey, don't talk to my mother like that.
13:32Mom, tell me once.
13:34Then I will go.
13:35Promise me one thing.
13:36I have a promise for you.
13:38Go.
13:39What?
13:40What is this?
13:41Go away.
13:42Whenever my mother gives me money,
13:45I am responsible for it.
13:47Come on, Bakshi. Get up.
13:48I am done.
13:48I will go.
13:49Hey, come here.
13:51He is mine.
13:52Hey, you.
13:54Yes, brother.
13:54You will become a snake.
13:56Uncle.
13:57You will become a snake.
14:01Son, you fought again.
14:03No, I didn't fight, mom.
14:05He misbehaved with me there.
14:07You misbehaved with me.
14:09You misbehaved with me.
14:11Mauliya.
14:14Mauliya.
14:18Mauliya.
14:20Mauliya.
14:21She is there. She is there.
14:23Mauliya.
14:24She said that she knows you.
14:25Look behind you.
14:27Look behind you.
14:29I have heard that you have been found.
14:34Our mother has been found in lane number four.
14:38Where are you roaming?
14:41I have come to know that you have been found.
14:44I want to tell you that I am your true lover.
14:48Oh, yes.
14:51This is not a good thing.
14:52True lover.
14:57Why have you become so cheap?
15:00Mom, why should I sell desi?
15:04You can save so much money by wearing your fancy dress.
15:08Mom, you also accept that I am your son's true lover.
15:16Yes, yes.
15:18I don't want to do such cheap things.
15:21Mom, please convince her.
15:24Mom, you don't like me.
15:26I don't like you.
15:29You tell me, what all things do you want to do?
15:34Mom, I only know how to use my tongue.
15:37That means you can talk nonsense as much as you want.
15:43Daughter, you both get married now.
15:46So that I can also see the faces of my grandsons.
15:49I will become your daughter-in-law.
15:51But I will be Mauliya's true lover all my life.
15:55Oh, God.
15:57When you and I will get married..
15:59..then you will be my true lover.
16:00Then you will become my wife.
16:02Mauliya, why did I sell desi for so many years?
16:06I sold it for you.
16:08We were not there then.
16:11Now you are telling me that I will become your wife..
16:16..but I will not be your true lover.
16:20No.
16:22She is so naughty.
16:26She doesn't go anywhere.
16:28Why?
16:28She is Mauliya's today and she will be Mauliya's tomorrow.
16:31We were also in love with a girl.
16:33So what happened to that girl?
16:35She left me.
16:37Why?
16:37I am telling you that I am looking for that guy.
16:42I don't feel any pain for her.
16:46Why?
16:46Because she keeps telling me that I am your true lover.
16:51Noori.
16:56What is this sound?
16:57Where did you open your shirt?
17:01Stop it right here.
17:03I have stopped it from behind.
17:05Noori, till today I have seen you from a distance.
17:14You were from Pandey.
17:17Congratulations.
17:19Look, we have found our mother.
17:21What?
17:22We had a mother too?
17:26Forget the enmity.
17:27Now we have found our mother.
17:29Now we have found our mother.
17:31Where is our mother?
17:32Our mother is sitting here.
17:35Greetings, mother.
17:37Greetings.
17:38She is your daughter too, mother.
17:41But why did my daughter get big thorns from her mouth?
17:48I don't understand why all of them are mother's fans.
17:53I think you haven't heard that song.
17:55Which one?
17:56Mother died and the relationship ended.
18:00And now with mother.
18:02Yes.
18:03Mother, I don't want to leave now.
18:06Now with mother.
18:09I am saying that if we find our mother..
18:12..then Noori, we will go to all the mansions.
18:16There will be celebration.
18:17We will come to the city.
18:21All of you get ready.
18:23I will get the car.
18:25I will sit on the front seat.
18:36Which car have you brought?
18:38Noori, he will drive the car in such a way..
18:42..that even the biggest car won't overtake him.
18:45Noori.
18:46What is it?
18:47Get the car back.
18:49Mother won't be able to sit in the car.
18:50Mother's one leg is at home and the other leg should touch the car.
18:55Wow.
18:56Turn right.
18:57Let him come.
18:58Hey, put your face down.
19:03Here, hold this.
19:04Noori, how will you lift the weight of so many people?
19:09Sit.
19:11Sit, mother.
19:12Mother.
19:13Mother, I..
19:14I have spoken to the sons today.
19:16Oh, God.
19:17I had given the order of food to mother earlier.
19:21Here, son.
19:22Where are you going?
19:23Go a little ahead.
19:27Come on, son.
19:29Go.
19:31Start the car, Noori.
19:44Viewers, there is a small break.
19:46We will meet after the break.
19:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:54Beware, beware.
19:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:58Beware, beware.
20:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:02Beware, beware.
20:04Beware, beware.
20:07Welcome back, viewers.
20:08In the break, we have been joined by the oppressed Malangi.
20:10Let's hear a few things from him.
20:12Let's see what he has to present today.
20:13Sir, you are taking care of us in such cold weather.
20:16Yes, yes.
20:16I thank you in every way.
20:18In every way.
20:20Abad.
20:21Yes, sir.
20:22What is this rain for, son?
20:23You know, sir, you got wet in the last show as well.
20:28Your hands and feet got drenched.
20:30And then you got a big wound.
20:31You got a sprain in your shoe.
20:34You don't find anyone else.
20:35You always bring him along.
20:36Oppressed Malangi.
20:37Who calls for oppressed Malangi?
20:39Someone comes here on his own.
20:40I bring criminals along.
20:42I am an artist.
20:42This is how it is.
20:43Who called you?
20:45This and that.
20:47Who called you?
20:48Where did you come from?
20:48Who called you?
20:49Where did you come from?
20:51Who called you?
20:51Where did you come from?
20:52Who called you?
20:53Where did you come from?
20:54Who called you?
20:55Where did you come from?
20:56Who called you?
20:57Where did you come from?
21:04Before we start singing, take a look at this.
21:06We have money, notes, dollars.
21:10You sing.
21:11Mr. Ahmed, you take good care of us.
21:13Yes, yes.
21:14But it's been two or three days
21:15that we are not able to do anything for you.
21:17We are only able to give you money.
21:18No, no. We will see you today.
21:19We will give you money.
21:20Yes, absolutely.
21:21Dollars. We will give you dollars.
21:22Look, if you have presented such an art
21:26then we will also give you money.
21:28Yes.
21:28Give me a knife. I will hit you with it.
21:31Yes.
21:33Your outlook is
21:35Attaullah Khan, Isha Khelvi,
21:37Shaukat Ali, Inayat Sen, Bhatti..
21:39Old people.
21:39Alam Lohar..
21:40Not old people.
21:41And you don't go anywhere.
21:43You go to Canada, UK, here and there.
21:45America, here and there.
21:46I want to go, but I don't have money.
21:49Why? What do you say?
21:49No, no. It's a drug.
21:54Come on, show us your performance.
21:56No, not today. Not today.
21:58Why?
21:59I have sold his kidney.
22:00Believe me, I am getting paid.
22:02Yes, yes.
22:02Oh, man.
22:03And I have sold it for Rs. 3,500.
22:05Okay, the one who has taken his kidney
22:07has taken it to apply it.
22:08No, to cook it.
22:09Yes, yes, yes.
22:11That's why I have sold it for Rs. 3,500.
22:13The kidney is popping in front of him.
22:15And he doesn't want to eat it himself.
22:16Then?
22:17For the cats.
22:19Okay, how did you pay the bill last month?
22:21I sold his kidney.
22:22Oh, man.
22:23The kidney is popping inside.
22:26If you don't get good conditions for a year or two
22:29then he will go to the shopper.
22:31The audience shouldn't wait for so long.
22:33Sir, please present it.
22:34I am presenting it today.
22:36Yes, yes.
22:37Sir, I have made my own company's desi ghee.
22:40Wow.
22:40To prove it, the company will give me Rs. 10,000 in cash.
22:43Wow.
22:44Okay, listen.
22:45Wow.
22:53Wow.
22:54Wow.
22:55Wow.
23:04Wow.
23:05Wow, wow, wow, wow.
23:07Wow.
23:07I have given my heart's blood to my beloved more than my life.
23:14Yes! Wow!
23:17What is magic?
23:18It's called poetry. You are talking nonsense again.
23:21I bought a new power bank.
23:25The whole world knows about it.
23:28I bought an apple for my son.
23:31Yes.
23:32I fight with the world.
23:35Wow!
23:36I have given my heart's blood to my beloved more than my life.
23:39Wow!
23:40Wow!
23:40I have given my heart's blood to my beloved more than my life.
23:48Wow!
23:50Generation after generation.
23:53Wow!
23:53I have given my heart's blood.
23:56Wow!
23:56Wow!
23:57Wow!
23:59Wow!
24:01Alif to zero.
24:02Alif to..
24:03What?
24:04Alif to zero.
24:05Alif toh zehro gayi.
24:06Thoda jagyo jo.
24:07Thoda jagyo jo.
24:08No, no.
24:12Alif toh zehro gayi.
24:13Haan, haan.
24:14Geetu sanchha.
24:15Geetu sanchha keeti.
24:17Dhop age na lo dhero.
24:19Oye, oye, oye, oye, oye, oye.
24:21Yaar, yeh mahal hai yaar.
24:23Wow.
24:26Shikre kai do gaye.
24:27Shikre kai do gaye.
24:29Thoda yaagar din kari.
24:30Thoda yaagar din kari.
24:32Yaar, woh usko keh rahe hain.
24:34Shikre kai do gaye.
24:36Shikre kai do gaye.
24:37Odo mahiya mil hai.
24:39Jad do waal so phai.
24:41Oye, hai, hai, hai.
24:43Wow, wow, wow, wow.
24:45Wah daal hai.
24:46Oye, hai, hai.
24:47Mainu bhanga ghara.
24:49Oye, hai.
24:50Oribe, mainu bhanga ghara.
24:53Oribe, mainu bhanga ghara.
24:54Aur de, aur de.
24:55Oye, oye, oye, oye, oye.
24:56Ek de.
24:56Oribe, mainu bhanga ghara.
24:59Oribe, mainu bhanga ghara.
25:02Ate, ate, ate, ate.
25:04Oye, yeh jaan kyu rahe hain?
25:05Oye, dhol ki bhajaan, munda chhita.
25:07Oribe, mainu bhanga ghara.
25:10Milo.
25:11Ahaan.
25:12Ahaan.
25:13Yeh.
25:13Arre yeh le.
25:14Yeh kaam kar.
25:15Naach hai, idhaan.
25:17Aja, aja.
25:18Aja, aja.
25:18Tere koj mein.
25:20Mainu bhanga ghara.
25:22Aabhiya, aabhiya, aabhiya.
25:23Aabhiya, aabhiya.
25:25Aabhiya, aabhiya.
25:26Sadke.
25:27Sadke, sadke deewa.
25:28Sadke.
25:29Chhok de rakh, chhek de.
25:31Odh jaan, odh jaan.
25:33Ghom de, ghom de.
25:35Yaar, yeh kinna gume ghoj chakar ko aagaya hai.
25:38Yeh das daba phera maro, sare paise le jaan.
25:40O band, meri yeh jinna ho gume hain,
25:41ho di gharari free ho gayi.
25:44Yaar, mainu ek gal nahi teri samajhan.
25:46Ghom da kya main?
25:47Yeh 500 ji, kinna hai ko ghom de?
25:50O maada, yeh te maada sahiya johe.
25:54Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
25:57Kyon dhole da, kyon maa yeh da.
26:01Kila ghara, oye talak bhaari.
26:03Yeh hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
26:05Haan, haan, haan, haan.
26:07Kila ghara, kyon maa yeh da.
26:09Haan, haan, haan, haan.
26:10Yeh kisi nahi kita hai naach sak.
26:12O baada, yeh te maada sahiya johe.
26:14Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
26:17Kyon maa yeh da, kyon dhole da.
26:21Kila ghara, oye talak bhaari.
26:23Pisa mila ghar.
26:24Haan, haan, haan, haan.
26:26Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
26:28Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
26:31Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
26:35Kyon dhole da, kyon maa yeh da.
26:39Kila ghara, oye talak bhaari.
26:41Pisa mila ghar.
26:45Pisa mila ghar.
26:48Laya, laya, pisa mila ghar.
26:50Kya hai rahe ho?
26:52Laya ho ji.
26:52Baabi, aayi toh dollars ki barsaat ho gayi usse.
26:55Aayi toh paise hai, rasooli baddi ho gayi.
26:57Aaji badi der baad usheariyan ne zameer jaage hai.
27:03Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
27:05Aayi toh dollars ki dollars.
27:06Oye, hobe ho sana pyaar johe.
27:07Katma, teri talachi ladi.
27:08Aaji badi der baad usheariyan ne zameer jaage hai.
27:09Aaji badi der baad usheariyan ne zameer jaage hai.
27:12Oye, chohne ko re ajan de, main aaji ki.
27:14Oye, chohne ko re ajan de, main aaji ki.
27:16Daazzaar ghaate ji.
27:18Kam se kya muraad hai?
27:20Kam kaise?
27:20Yeh dhanu main hi te dite bhi.
27:21Minu de, wo loka nu aadat pave.
27:26Yaari, kisne rakli hai iske paise?
27:27Kalle-kalle baddi talachi ladi hai.
27:29Kuchhaane auto hai.
27:32Oye, shukar kar.
27:33Hune behera nu tarsan der.
27:39Nahi bhai.
27:40Nahi yaar, mere paas nahi hai yaar.
27:41Mere paas nahi hai.
27:42Naazreen, isliye hume paise pagdaaya the.
27:43Ki hume dijiyega.
27:44Logon ko targheeb hogi.
27:45Waqt wahan chote se break hai.
27:47Kahin bhai jaayega.
27:48Milte hain break ke baad.
27:51Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan.
27:54Naazreen, aap aa toh chuke hain.
27:55Welcome back ji.
27:56Salma, ki aale?
27:58Yaari, aaj kya ban ke aap bethe hain?
28:00Inne, Arun sahab apne maa-baap di khwaish puri ki.
28:02Domba di.
28:03Maa kehndi si tiye, egi peo kehndi, putaro ek.
28:06Ek paas-o-paas di, keh.
28:07Dujhe paas-o-baaji peeno hai.
28:10Maa kehndi si mai paal leha hai.
28:11Peo kehndi si mai paal leha hai.
28:14Toh yeh bichara tang aa kehne get-up kehta hai.
28:16Kyu?
28:17Maa kehndi mirte keha, maa kehndi mirte keha.
28:20Toh iske halaat hai, isko maushre ne paal hai.
28:26Aaj yeh do gaane sunaane wale hain.
28:28Aacha.
28:29Idhar walon ko yeh sunaenge, chupke chupke, raat din aansu bahana yaad hai.
28:32Theek hai.
28:33Aur udhar walon ko sunaenge, my name is Sheela, Sheela ki do.
28:37Matlab, aaj hum milne jaa rahe hain, double personality se.
28:40Safdar Babli.
28:41Yeh.
28:43Aacha, ne gaurne beko lagta hai, urle paate swaag raat hai, ne parle paate talaag ho gayi.
28:51Sir, mujhe ek sawal poochna hai aasal mein.
28:53Kya lipstick lagate hi mard mein nazakat aa jaati hai?
28:55Aacha, mujhe pata nahi hai.
28:56Kyu Salim sahab?
29:00Nahi, nahi.
29:01Onu sir, lipstick na nahi aandi.
29:02Saamne mao da khu bhi aave pehele.
29:05Mao da khu chharta, jo sa mao da muh behle.
29:13Please aap log yeh mazaak band karein.
29:15Aayi, aayi.
29:16Chale, chale.
29:17Assalamualaikum.
29:18Waalaikumassalam.
29:19Mera naam Dr. Saadid hai, aur main Pharmacist hoon.
29:21Are waah.
29:22Aaj aapka program mein aakar mujhe badi khushi ho rahi hai.
29:25Kya wajah sir?
29:26Uske reason yeh hai, ek to aapki pyaari pyaari baatein.
29:29Aur doosra, tamaam fankaron ki jo meethi meethi jugtein.
29:32Are waah.
29:35Ji sir.
29:36Yeh main aapko ek quote sunana chahunga.
29:39Quote?
29:40Quote, quote sir.
29:41Gokay, inko batao dora aqwal-e-zariin kya hotein.
29:43Aaro, bachpan jab maawa pe liyaan nahi pahun diyaan nahi aasi, waah.
29:46Lajdi, teri maa ne pe liyaan nahi aasa, kisari samjh nahi aayi.
29:50Are bhai, aqwal-e-zariin matlab sunahri baatein.
29:53Gokay, jab meine bhi aqwal-e-zariin likhiya hai.
29:55Kya?
29:56Beta, hasad kar, kaam na kar.
29:59Quote sir, ke aapki saari tahreer, falsafa aur soch,
30:06bekaar hai, raddi hai, agar saamne wala kabadiya hai.
30:09Waah.
30:10Waah, waah, waah.
30:12Waah, waah, waah.
30:13Baad ho.
30:14Baad hai.
30:15Baad ala.
30:16Wahi waah.
30:17Waah.
30:18Bhoot ala, bhoot ala.
30:19Saamne ala huve na, ala ala bhi ho sakte.
30:21Next, next, next, next.
30:23Assalamu alaikum.
30:24Waalaikum assalam.
30:25Mein nam toh ki rahmat hai aur main Deepal purse hoon.
30:27Main ek shair sunah na chaunga.
30:28Sunah ye.
30:29Wo kehte hai na, wo bewafa hai toh kya hua?
30:32Wo bewafa hai toh kya hua?
30:34Baad kaho bura usko, jo hua so hua, khush rakhe khuda usko.
30:38Nazar na aaye toh uski talaash mein rehna.
30:40Nazar aa jaye toh palat kar na dekhna usko.
30:43Ye toh phagal hai koi.
30:45Pehle usko dhoondi jaa raha hai.
30:46Pehle dhoondi jaa raha hai.
30:47Wo mila hai toh.
30:48Wo bhoongi hai wo.
30:49Onne sahi chadhe hai.
30:50Deepal pura siddha nahi hai.
30:51Idh roon aaya kate.
30:53Baba sahab, abhi air hostess ki baat ho rahi thi.
30:55Toh aap jahaaz mein baithte hunge.
30:56Toh aapko toh extra seat belt nahi lagti hogi.
30:59Nahi, nahi.
31:00Menu kargo kara dende hai.
31:01Laha ji, waqt ho gaya hai mausiki ka.
31:02Ja ja.
31:03Aur aaj dekhte hai.
31:04Humare liye Shahroz, kaun se parody song laayi hai.
31:06Ye get up toh bahut mazdar hai.
31:07Aa yi inse gaana bhi sunta hai.
31:10Yes.
31:12Excellent.
31:13Nazareen waqt hua.
31:14Chhote se break ke, kahi math jayega.
31:15Abhi milte hai break ke baad.
31:16Boshiyaariya, hoshiyaariyaa...
31:17Boshiyaariyaa, hoshiyaariyaa...
31:18Boshiyaariyaa, hoshiyaariyaa...
31:19Boshiyaariyaa, hoshiyaariyaa...
31:20Boshiyaariyaa, hoshiyaariyaa...
31:21It's time for a short break. Don't go anywhere.
31:23We will meet after the break.
31:32Welcome back, viewers.
31:33Yes, Irza.
31:34The different kinds of Punjabi sayings that you have told us today,
31:39where are they coming from?
31:40Have you found a book?
31:41Mr. Arun, I was born in a proper Punjabi family.
31:44Oh, God!
31:46Is there anyone who can save Anarkali?
31:48Oh, God!
31:49Is there anyone?
31:51Uncle, do you want me to tell you?
31:53You seem to be in deep trouble.
31:57Who are you?
31:57Arun, I have to fall in love.
32:00Who are you?
32:01There is no delay in falling in love.
32:03There is no delay in falling in love.
32:05Anarkali?
32:06Yes.
32:07Anarkali, when did you get a stroke?
32:09You don't know, Anarkali says such things.
32:12Anarkali, why are you worried?
32:14Who should I save you from?
32:15You are the only one, Arun, who can save me from pain.
32:18Do you know, the emperor wants to make me stand on the wall?
32:22Okay, you have run away from there.
32:23I have run away.
32:24He was putting the bricks.
32:26Oh, God!
32:27I jumped and ran away.
32:30The emperor was so cruel.
32:32Please sit.
32:33Sit, let's see who is the emperor.
32:35You can also see.
32:36I will also see.
32:37First, see your health.
32:39You sit, it's okay.
32:41Sit, sit.
32:42Prince Salim is here.
32:43Prince Salim?
32:45Where did you come from?
32:48The emperor's eyesight is weak.
32:49He should have been chosen.
32:52Anarkali, come on.
32:53Be chosen.
32:54Why are you asking me to be chosen?
32:56Brother, I have spoken to the doctor.
32:58He says, he will give me a spice of five to one.
33:01I have to show it to father and that's it.
33:02If he gives you a spice of three to one,
33:05I will die, right?
33:08Really?
33:08You sit, we will find a solution to this problem.
33:11Anarkali, come on.
33:12The shop is open.
33:13We will get the free medicine.
33:15I am telling you, there is nothing.
33:16She will die, brother.
33:18It's a matter of 10 to 12 hours.
33:20We will get rid of her.
33:2110 to 12 hours?
33:23Can't you do this to my face?
33:25No, I can't do this to your face.
33:28Come on.
33:29Listen to me.
33:31Look at my face.
33:32I won't look at your face.
33:35Anarkali, I swear on you.
33:38Just wear the lantern.
33:40The shuttering is done.
33:41In a little while, you will go to your father.
33:44I will go and choose my father.
33:45He has asked you to choose him.
33:49Think about it.
33:50He is ready to die for his beloved.
33:53For his beloved?
33:54For his beloved.
33:55You will see the beloved of people.
34:00I will give you the entire empire.
34:02You don't have the entire empire.
34:04It's your father's.
34:05What will you do with me?
34:06Do you think we are going to choose Anarkali?
34:08No, she is a different woman.
34:10Okay.
34:10She is not the first woman to be chosen.
34:13Prince Salim, if you love her, then marry her.
34:17Your father is rebelling against you.
34:19Tell him that I am not your daughter.
34:21You are not my father.
34:22He is saying that you are not his grandson.
34:24Make him more sure.
34:25Poor uncle is right.
34:29She is right.
34:30Prince Salim has come in front of his father to fight.
34:33No, this is a novel written by Imtiaz Ali Taj.
34:36She is not Anarkali.
34:37Anarkali was not chosen.
34:39No, she was not Anarkali.
34:40This is a novel written by Imtiaz Ali Taj.
34:43If Imtiaz Ali Taj's novel had a name in history,
34:46then tell me.
34:47But who named Anarkali Bazaar?
34:51The name of Anarkali Bazaar was not Anarkali Bazaar before this novel.
34:54Okay.
34:55There was a polo ground here.
34:56Okay.
34:57There was a king playing polo here.
35:00In fact, Qutb-ud-din Aibak.
35:01Yes, Qutb-ud-din Aibak.
35:02His tomb is there.
35:03Yes, it is there.
35:04He died playing polo there.
35:08Oh.
35:09The tomb was built there.
35:10Yes.
35:10It means that there was a polo ground there.
35:12Okay.
35:13It was not a bazaar.
35:14There was a bazaar a little ahead of that.
35:17In that bazaar, only cannons, weapons, swords, arrows, spears, spears were sold.
35:27It was called Ordu Bazaar.
35:29Ordu means army.
35:30Ordu.
35:31Because an army used to go there to buy goods.
35:33Because Urdu is also called an army language.
35:37Okay.
35:37So, it became Ordu Bazaar.
35:39In fact, there was no bazaar there.
35:42Okay.
35:42Even that was not there after this novel.
35:45Okay.
35:46It means that there was a presence of it.
35:48It is called Sheikh-u-Puraa.
35:49Sheikh-u.
35:50Sheikh-u.
35:51It is said in the film Sheikh-u.
35:53Sheikh-u.
35:53Yes, Sheikh-u.
35:54K. Asif gave this role to Amar.
35:58Otherwise, there was no such thing.
36:00And K. Asif, who was paying Rs. 25,000 for that film,
36:05who was the biggest singer of Bar-e-Sagheer, Bade Ghulam Ali Khan.
36:10Wow.
36:10He was paid Rs. 25,000.
36:11At that time, Rafi used to take Rs. 500.
36:13And there is a famous incident of Bade Ghulam Ali Khan.
36:16He said, I don't want to sing. I don't sing in films.
36:19And he used to think that it is very low from my caliber
36:21that I do playback singing or something.
36:23So, how can I avoid it?
36:25So, he said, I will take Rs. 25,000 if I sing in a film in my life.
36:29Wow.
36:29He used to take Rs. 500 from the biggest singers.
36:31He said, Rs. 25,000?
36:33He took Rs. 10,000 immediately.
36:35And said, the remaining Rs. 15,000 will reach.
36:37Tell me, which day is the recording?
36:38Oh.
36:39This is how he made this film.
36:41Which song was it?
36:42It had a raag in it.
36:43There was a scene of Tansen.
36:45Yes.
36:45That on his birth..
36:47On his birth..
36:48What happened to him?
36:50He was born..
36:53By God, we are not enemies of love.
36:55We are slaves to our principles.
36:58Father.
36:59You are here?
37:00How do you know that you will run away?
37:02No.
37:03Please forgive us.
37:05We have loved your prince.
37:07Anarkali, please forgive us.
37:09We love Anarkali.
37:12What did you see in him that you started loving him?
37:16What did you see in him?
37:19Anarkali should be made to touch the wall.
37:21No.
37:22Please leave us.
37:23I am telling you.
37:25No.
37:26Hello.
37:27Come here.
37:27Arjun.
37:28Get out.
37:29Anarkali..
37:30We couldn't sit with him for so long.
37:32Come here.
37:33I could smell it.
37:34Who is Anarkali?
37:35She is hiding behind the gate.
37:36Come here.
37:37Please save us.
37:39God, please save us.
37:40Please stay away from us.
37:42You are in our territory.
37:44You can't go there.
37:45Territory?
37:47You call this a territory?
37:48I have never seen my own son so close to me.
37:53Father, please love your son.
37:56Father, don't you dare love your wife.
38:00Father, your way of talking is saying something else.
38:05It means you don't love me.
38:07It means I am not in love with you.
38:12Father, Anarkali should be given the house at Mashti Gate.
38:17The one who has given the advance for the rent.
38:21How many people have given the advance for a year?
38:25A person has to pay the rent after taking the advance.
38:27How can he pay the rent when he has his own son?
38:31Father, you will wait for us at Roshanai Gate.
38:35And we will never come.
38:37I will get to know when you will come.
38:39I will become blind all of a sudden.
38:41How bad did you like Roshanai Gate?
38:43Roshanai Gate is the place where elephants come from.
38:46The prince has given a very expensive garland.
38:48People will look at it and say that it is fake.
38:51Sir, did this prince also wear an elephant?
38:53Yes.
38:54Did he wear an elephant?
38:55He wore a horse.
38:56We are talking about a donkey.
39:01Viewers, this was today's show.
39:03We will meet you in the next show.
39:04Take care.
39:06Goodbye.