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00:00Is it they have to drink two beers and hit two free throws, three beers, three free
00:08throws, four?
00:09Every beer is a free throw number.
00:10So it's like one beer, one free throw.
00:11Two beers, two free throws in a row.
00:12Can Dana drink 15 beers?
00:13Yeah.
00:14So I think if Dana drinks 18 beers, Tay drinks eight.
00:15But the problem is they don't, it doesn't like, I, they'll, they'll be through 12.
00:16Probably in the first like hour and a half, the fact that you did 19 in a row, then you
00:34have to restart and hit 20 in a row.
00:35Oh, it's every single beer.
00:36I thought it was every two beers.
00:37No, every beer.
00:38Oh my God.
00:39This is, I thought it was just, they had to do a total of 24 beers and 24 in a row.
00:40No, no.
00:41They drink a beer, one in a row.
00:42Drink two beer, like between them, drink two beers.
00:43Oh, this is impossible.
00:44So I think, I think by the time you're watching this episode, it will still be going.
00:45It's never going to end.
00:46That's not true.
00:47It took us like, we didn't get to 20 very often.
00:48It was all because of Titus.
00:49And yeah, Titus and the UNH kid.
00:50Yeah.
00:51And Mantis.
00:52But they would hit 10 in a row.
00:53I think they're going to be fine.
00:54Why do you keep saying they're going to be fine?
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02:01What?
02:02I don't know.
02:03I got faith in it.
02:04I don't know.
02:05When you're stuck in here, having to do it, you end up like getting way further than you
02:18think.
02:19What do you got?
02:23Oh, let's go.
02:26What's that?
02:27Oh.
02:28This guy.
02:29Just mixing it up with a variety, you know, how do you think it's gonna go?
02:37Eight hours
02:40Yeah, eight hours
02:42John welcome to Chicago. Thanks. Thanks. How's it been? What you been up to? It's been good
02:47Honestly, I don't really have any reason to be here. I had the pleasure of being invited to minsties yesterday
02:52He asked if I would like to see him open up some boxes and I said yes, of course, but sounds fantastic
02:58it was
02:59Everything I ever dreamed of actually a pretty nice apartment. He's got a rug which I thought was pretty
03:06Shocking you expect me to see to have a rug. I
03:08Didn't it's good good stuff here. I like it
03:11Right, you know, yeah, you know how to do the gauntlet John Rich is probably bummed
03:15There's not stab a man 400 times as one of the legs
03:19Ryan was withholding that he was a goalie when we were searching for a goalie get him warmed up
03:24All right, here we go three two one go
03:30Here he goes
03:38Is he a college athlete did he nice job Brian? Oh
03:47Yeah, he's it
03:54And down
03:56Passed out circle. Oh, is he a pass out guy? Oh, he got is he hurt? He's in. Oh, no, he's actually in pain. Fuck
04:04I'm gonna check in on a rebounder. Doug's a rebounder now Irish John rich
04:13All right
04:17I guess man. I think I know how to rebound feel terrible. I should have scored earlier
04:22He actually post-injury still got another save on he's kind of pathetic if you ask me
04:27He was a monster in there. He was dying in pain still managed to make another
04:33Maybe that wasn't to be a better at that to your resume a dog shit broke a co-worker's collarbone
04:45Make sure you add in the real good golf real good golf real good golf
04:50That's what everyone's talking about everyone's talking about how good his golf swing is, yeah, I guess I'm not sleeping
04:54I wouldn't I
04:56Deserve that
04:58Everybody everybody was shitting on me like oh, dude
04:59You've changed like you're a terrible goalie now
05:02Cuz we moved the fucking goal out people are saying we can't be sliding on the turf anymore
05:06People are saying that you're diving on hardwood. I feel bad for Ryan, but he was late and all on the line
05:11I wasn't gonna do that
05:14Yeah, I mean I hope he gets back to hell for sure I was rooting for him
05:18I tweeted out the other day. I was like he's gonna crush, and he was crushing before he got injured
05:22I'm not I'm not gonna make this about me because he came to check with me first
05:25He was like you want it. It's like no. I don't want it like you got it
05:28Then he goes out there and nicest guy in the office
05:31Like he checked with you before taking exactly even though he knew it was fully his position
05:35But now I'm in a spot where I'm like well
05:37Maybe I could have just stepped in and said no I got it today, and then that wouldn't have happened
05:41Could have happened to you
05:43No, because I wasn't gonna dive on the court like that
05:46He was like he was a much better goalie than me. I still don't even know what happened
05:49He went he went to stop it, and then he like extended and fell on his arm
05:53And then he was just you see him like tense up his
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06:48Better coffee. Yeah, we're doing wet ones Dana beers flew in
06:52Drink 24 beers make 24 free throws in a row. I got people texting me saying the rules are too hard
06:58I got people saying we should change the rules before we start now
07:01I'm officially trying to prove people wrong. I can drink beer I can shoot free throws
07:05I can't wait to showcase it tonight what happened to Ryan was unfortunate
07:09Especially on a day like this when Ryan was gonna shine
07:12rebounding stream
07:14most helpful guy in show business, but
07:17down a shoulder
07:18Ultimately, it sucks to do it without Ryan, but the show goes on this one's for you tonight, right?
07:27I'm nervous man. I have like a pit in my stomach because I know how this is gonna go. It's gonna be
07:3412 o'clock tomorrow, and I will not be asleep by then. I don't even know why I'm putting those this out in the universe already
07:41But I think this is way harder than Tate said like he just he was like, oh, yeah, we'll be fine
07:48I gotta have confidence for once in my life today should be the day I have confidence
07:53I'm not a good free throw shooter. I can drink I can drink all the beers. I just can't shoot free throws
08:03I
08:07I'm not going to sleep. No this guy. He's already tired. I
08:14I'm not worried about I'm just worried about the free throws. Obviously, I'm worried about I'm not worried at all about the beers
08:20I thought Dana was really good at free throws like I had the yips when I was 37% but I figured it out
08:26Oh
08:30It's a lot of heart we're gonna finish this like we're gonna need it
08:37It's my fiancee's birthday weekend, okay, I cannot be here till Friday if I'm betting my life
08:43We finish this by six o'clock tomorrow evening. Like I would bet that would be
08:48Yeah, it really comes down to how the how the beers affect us because I keep I keep being like, oh, I'm gonna be good
08:55Yeah, if it was a sober stream, we would finish it for sure. But also it's not sober stream is the one
09:00You just let me know when you're like, all right
09:03Take over the beers free throws. I'll focus on free throws. I think we'll be all right
09:12Sorry, I just set it off. Yep. All right, sir. I'm out of here 69 $19 and 99 cents
09:19Dana can chug a zillion penises. That's for sure
09:22God bless if that goes off during a free throw. We'll make sure Lucas doesn't do that. I can't hear a zillion penises
09:34Cheers we're gonna do this. It's all you
09:43Yeah, I'll make baby all right
09:46One beer down one shot. Let's go
10:03This is gonna be easy
10:08I'm not
10:17Wasting time around here boys
10:31Why is the lady in red drinking while pregnant
10:46Oh
11:10That's nine it's only been a fucking hour
11:12They said we would never do it 40 minutes
11:16It's over. It's over. So yeah, I stepped in after Ryan got injured tonight
11:21Plan on being here the rest of the night tomorrow
11:24Maybe all through next week problem is they keep letting the chat get to their head and distract him and 24 free throws in a
11:29Row is gonna require some intense focus, especially when they're 24 beers deep
11:33Dana looks like he plays with his butthole Harris to help him fall asleep
11:38Honestly, I have it but I wouldn't be opposed
11:42I'm sure
12:03Was I I should never
12:12I
12:36Could have gone
12:38Fucking nine I could have gone until my little fucking car fell off
12:43I could have gone to this fucking peanut fell off of my
12:49Motherfucking scrotum. I have to piss that's Dana beers hitting the fucking 20 free throws in a row
12:56Holy shit, that's a top three moment in my life. I
12:59I
13:01Fucking retired from sports probably 12 15 years ago
13:05That moment right there was worth every fucking second of high school double doubles. I ever had in my entire life
13:12Holy fuck
13:19I got everyone being pissed at me saying this is impossible. I believe in my guys. I think they're gonna get it done
13:26Yeah, but also I'm saying that now and then Zuby's gonna put in a sick edit of me here at 10 in the morning
13:34Dead because I've been up for 24 hours and that's gonna hit pretty hard
13:49Want me to do it tell me what to do it's just a fingerprint. How do you feel today paying one to ten?
13:55solid
13:57probably
13:58Five six and that's your jerk. That's your jerk arm, right?
14:03Unfortunately, we're gonna have to have someone take care of that for you man. Just dislocated. So it should have been worse but
14:11Don't recommend it for anyone right back to work though. Huh? I mean, I mean stream still going guy doesn't miss a fucking beat
14:17Yeah, I think they even offered me to work his comrades. Like what the fuck you doing?
14:21Like what are you talking about? We're fish calm, but you fucked that
14:25I
14:42Feel that it's the worst. I thought it's the worst of their phone. I'll sleep just be a some free though
14:48And McDonald's and Taco Bell
14:55I
14:57Might just wait you didn't sleep. They haven't even taking a break. They've been doing this
15:0513 hours
15:08I'm in agony. Do you care if Titus helps fuck? No
15:17My wife Washington says I'm being mean oh, you're lucky. She's a softy. Thank you. Mrs. Titus
15:25And we'll do anything she tells me to do
15:34She said slim cat
15:37They chose this way
15:39every
15:40Every time they make a challenge they say to themselves, you know
15:43How legendary we're gonna be when we do this and they don't actually think about what it's going to take to do it
15:48Tate all the only sees like I told him
15:51Holding up the trophy and there's confetti and he's like, I'm a fucking hero
15:55You've seen the clip of Jerry hitting the hole in one too much where you're like, that's that's awesome
15:59I want that I came 36 hours in but you don't you don't see you don't see the work
16:03You don't see the work that went into it to get there data
16:05Dana is your saving grace for me being in this if this was you alone
16:10Dude, I'm not kidding. I
16:13Like you tape, but I just need you to send me home
16:15But this is like your thing you brought Dana in and Dana
16:18You probably when you're recruiting Dana, you probably told Dana don't be easy. It'll be easy. We'll knock this out easy
16:24He did say and then Dana probably like told his wife. I'll be back in 24 hours. It won't you know, I feel bad
16:54I
17:19Love
17:24I have gone from drunk to hungover to drunk
17:33How you feeling Doug you both caught a little bit of second, I'm good right now I can I could rip
17:54Oh
18:24Oh
18:55I
18:58Want to go home I
19:01Just want to be in my bed
19:03My bed is all the way on the East Coast. I
19:07Just miss it so much. I
19:11Miss my fucking bed, man
19:25Oh, yeah, you have some great
19:48We have 12 6 6 done we have 12
19:546-6
19:56Oh
20:19Let's go we have a mulligan right we have a mulligan don't even think about the ball
20:26Oh
20:29Oh
20:55Time out
20:57Take your time out. Take take your time out. Take a reset. Take your time out. Holy shit
21:03Dana
21:13That wasn't
21:23I saw premature celebrating Dana get in here
21:33I
21:56Want to go home
21:58I
22:01This is the highest and lowest of overflow like
22:07the fact that it took
22:0918 hours
22:12To get that high at the very end
22:14Was awesome, but right now I wish I was hit by a
22:20Fucking back truck. I haven't been outside in two days
22:25You're not swimming
22:43It's good every time I shot I'll be like this
22:47You shouldn't be able to see his face at all. I only want to see the lips when when this guy's talking
22:54We're old beers II just you know, anytime I step in this place, it's a fucking electric factory
23:12What is uh, what is the distant is it a part three or what are three which one are we doing?
23:18Pebble, okay. So like a hundred and seven yards downhill
23:23107 downhill. All right, Lucy closest to the pin here. We got the Jerry O'Connell. Yeah
23:29Let's go with the 60 degree. Yeah, I'm going with the 60 degree
23:34It's gonna be a little short the wind no, I think that's a good I think it's a good club. Thank you
23:38Yeah, that's what I was thinking downhill with the wind. You want to go first or second or third?
23:42I want to go first. I want to tell you because we're playing water. I have a rule. I always play
23:47To the other side of water because gravity always sucks everything down to the water. I'm gonna hit this with a draw
23:52I don't think so
23:55Because I have a slight slice with my shot. So I'm going to play this
24:01Left
24:03Left middle of the green this is it get in the hole
24:08Get in the hole get in the hole get in the hole Wow get in the hole
24:14That's a great shot
24:167.55 yards to think great shot. Thank you. Thank you. Greens are not fast Hank greens are not fast greens are a little slow
24:23What's the rain yesterday? Oh
24:28That looks good. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
24:36My god, congrats Hank
24:39Now you got this no, we're what how many feet is that two and a half yards nine nine feet
24:48God I was I was trying to fart in his backswing so bad, but I kind of shorted
24:59Get left get left get left take a Mulligan. Come on. Yeah
25:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
25:12Wow, no way that's in when got me. Let me take one more. Yeah
25:19Go with the wench. Oh boy
25:25This is it this is it this is it this is it this is it get in the hole
25:29Yeah, one more one more. You're all over you got that. You got the that's the line
25:38Oh
25:42Thank you, you guys stop looking at me it's like you can't look at me can feel your eyes
25:47Oh
26:10Number one
26:12So when we do the cold to show that shot Jerry, that'll be a good first shot that's it Jerry wins
26:191.11 yards. Let me just try one more. I gotta tell you I've been in some golf simulators. This thing is really incredible
26:26It's pretty sweet, isn't it?
26:29We're going to lunch
26:31Just a lunch break what's for lunch quigs and I earlier this week decided
26:37To go to a woman's basketball game. So we're using our lunch break today. There's more we decided to sit courtside
26:44We want to sign a sick court side that again easiest way to do that. That was accessible and
26:50Quigs got a great deal over at game time. We're living lavishly a day. Nobody else in the office
26:57Understands how good we've got it today
27:01Indiana State for one team UIC
27:05Illinois team
27:07Tenwin team there might be blood on the floor today. It's gonna be a great game and we're saying courtside feet on the wood
27:13Big T. Yeah. Yeah, that's I said, I would only go with my feet were on the wood. We are good to do this, right?
27:18I love to just leave work
27:20You want to name that?
27:22Okay, now people
27:25Where are we going?
27:26You I see I can't afford those tickets. You know, I see women's basketball game 11 a.m. It's called Jerry
27:33Asked him if you knew
27:37Oh, yeah, did he he was like, oh, yeah. Yeah wasn't that the guy Gary doesn't exactly
27:43I was like Lou Gehrig's been at the office for last day and a half
27:45And wait, what did he say? He said well then hire him. Look no further a multi-athlete. How about mr. Oldie?
27:53He's got kids mr. Oh, yeah. Yeah, mr. Oldie
27:55That's respect you ever do like a lot
27:57Would you ever do like a long stream where it's like a challenge where it's like you got to eat like a certain amount of
28:02Food or something? Yeah, that's pretty much my specialty, right?
28:07What about just like watching like you like if we were just like chillin watching football Sunday
28:12What can you do that boys? That would absolutely be doable. Like why would you?
28:18Watch the great American football
28:20You want to watch our sports advisor show with Stu? No, no
28:24I'll have you watch an episode see if maybe you could fit in. I think so. Yeah
28:29Oh, yeah, then he's like they're not even picking anymore
28:38You good yeah, you like showing up late all the time for work or no I do yeah
28:43I mean, we got a time schedule friends at work. What's the time you've been here?
28:48Nine o'clock 904. Yeah
28:51When do you go back?
28:53Maybe never might not it might be a new spot. I got a spot. Come say with me how much stuff's in your locker
29:00Not much. Mm-hmm
29:03You can clean it out in one shot with your car. You can try
29:07Jerry you'll like Jerry you and Jerry. Oh, yeah, you know, you you know
29:12His background silver. No blue collar. Yeah, absolute trash truck 12 years trash truck
29:19Oh, yeah, Terry engineer
29:24Well, excellent money, what's your go-to move for what, you know the headstand splits
29:34Maybe I'll get an erection this guy one trick pony over here. Wait, you get erections. Yeah
29:40All right, so I don't shit my pants I shart my pants
29:44Shitting is not cool
29:45Sharding is a little bit of a little bit of liquid a little bit of not really kind of there
29:49and you squeeze the cheeks and you say
29:52Oh shit, no, no, that's I gotta go and then you pinch I've had bad experience with that. Yeah, I know right
29:57This is a blue-collar guy. Good. I love it. Yeah, just stop for the boys then
30:01We got to get a quick sponsorship going here
30:07It lives it like full-time
30:10We were making him last night. We were just telling them every like maybe 15 minutes. We're like, hey, this is sponsored by body armor
30:17He must have drank like
30:19He's just chugging them every time he's like, all right quick break for flush
30:23I knew this from the moment. He walked in he's gonna work here. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I could spot that
30:29Guys once again back at her early morning, you know the deal body armor flash IV once again
30:37cucumber lime time guys
30:40One twist cap loose gotta go
30:44Get that flash IV in you
30:50I
30:52Do fine
30:56Body armor
31:00Are you guys what are you doing like for content is this like we don't know it kind of started out as no
31:06Yeah, it's big
31:09And then we were like we should probably for this game. Yeah, you're going I can't make it I got body armor
31:14I got like everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
31:16I'll get you. I'll get you get you candy. Get your popcorn. Oh
31:21What is that soda and candy? Oh, he's good. He's gonna be
31:26I got faith in Jerry right now on a nice early Friday morning
31:29It's gonna be a good boy to start it up and I'm usually a good boy. Who's going who's the list?
31:34quake five what men take tea
31:37JJ and what's the game who's playing in the end? I see an Indiana State
31:41This is gonna be the most boring game of all time. We're gonna make it fun
31:46Game is gonna suck. It's gonna be great. It's gonna suck if you don't go if you go, it's gonna be right elite
31:52Listen, I'm gonna go if this game is bad. I'm leaving with it
31:58Boy, is it's that's the point. It's gonna be fun. Yeah. Okay, I might storm the court
32:04Oh
32:07You guys are taking the U-Haul to the game
32:10That's what you guys are going in about the U-Haul no
32:14Buddy, there's one of the game come back. You'd be good. You'd be safe. All right
32:19Sir, take care of my brothers here, please. Thank you. Appreciate you. Have fun boys
32:25Boss, how are you today?
32:29Victoria, okay. Give me a couple minutes boss. I'll go grab her for you. Okay, sir. No worries. Thank you
32:37Victoria
32:39Hey Victoria
32:44Victoria
32:46You don't have Victoria? We got cakes and stuff. We got a U-Hauler out there. We got some serious cats going on
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