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00:00Upstairs today, Nick found a path from White Sox Dave's desk that looked like dog shit.
00:08We then got the camera pulled, uh, the footage pulled, and White Sox Dave just spilled an
00:13entire, uh, dip, spit, all over.
00:17So there's nothing on the floor right now?
00:20No.
00:21Oh!
00:22Oh!
00:23It came out of his bag!
00:24He's got dog shit in his bag?
00:25He brought dog shit to his bag!
00:27What the hell is that?
00:30He got it in his bag!
00:33He's got a bag of dog shit.
00:35Oh, oh, oh!
00:36And he denied it!
00:37Oh, oh!
00:38He said no!
00:39He had no idea!
00:40He had no idea!
00:41He's wiping the carpet!
00:42He doesn't know how it got there and he dropped it.
00:43His arm gesture was like, no, it wasn't me.
00:44So what was on your bag?
00:45It was dip spit.
00:46Off memory.
00:47I have no memory.
00:48I have no memory.
00:49It was dip spit.
00:50I have no memory.
00:53It was tips off memory. I had to record something or I had a call or something
00:58so I was just gonna take it in this back room and
01:01I
01:03Got I got a text saying hey about to start the call is a few minutes early
01:06I'm like, oh fuck so I come in my computer's open had the dip spit bottle
01:10So as I'm walking the computers open and kind of bending my arm down
01:15I think and just spilled everywhere. So I go in there. I see there's some dip spit on my backpack
01:20I'm like, oh fuck. I spilled some dip spit. So I tried to get rid of the ovens real quick didn't work
01:25Simple as that. I'd see a dip spit came out of the backpack. It looks like the backpack is leaking
01:32That's hoops it out
01:33But that's like dude for it to leak that much that has to be so much
01:36Hey, we walk around the bag of dip spit be honest
01:40computer
01:41With the dip spit ball in my hand and I had it open up. Oh
01:46So so it's it's a bottle in the hand
01:49Okay, yeah that makes sense, so this is the bottle you're a liar I
01:54Like that's all there is people were saying it was dog shit. I just did it. I didn't say what it actually was
02:00I just didn't say that nobody ever asked me if I did it people asked my dog shit on my shoes
02:05I said nope, is that dog shit? We would make her a slob. Yeah that yeah
02:10Absolutely. Okay, kind of funny part about this is is I've been so paranoid about that happening for how long we've been here
02:16Eight nine months, whatever, but if you're a paranoid about this the stain, why did you not?
02:21Why did you rub it into the ground with your foot rather than I was just getting advice?
02:26I was just trying to get rid of as fast as possible freaked out
02:28Obviously, I was just like hoping that would like I don't know beat it into the ground
02:33So no one had noticed it so I could go and get the paper towel
02:36Scooby-doo would have solved this in a nanosecond. They wouldn't even need an accident to solve it guys like Shaggy. I got this one
02:42Oh
02:46You win some you lose some as they say he should have to work an entire shift as a janitor
02:50He should give the janitors the night off you clean the office
02:54Now he said he came back and cleaned it. I don't know. That's legit then I
03:00bet
03:01No, because I texted him. I said why do you think it's okay to spill dip on the carpet and then wipe it on the floor?
03:08He said I didn't think it was okay. I just didn't think it'd do that
03:10I cleaned it up with soapy water and paper towels as best I could after I haven't seen or heard that
03:17So that that to me though, that's the jet if he did that. Yeah, I agree
03:21So Dave to said that about do number one
03:24I think that's more than deserves my socks Dave
03:27I should have been a janitor in the first place now. He just has to clean up the mess. He made
03:31Memphis the crime
03:32janitor Davey
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04:35Give me that third leg
04:37Right in
04:39Three two
04:58Oh
05:11At what point we admit that he just doesn't have hands
05:13I
05:24Mean it's I'm out. I'm out on it now. It's a piece of shit. I'm out. It's not fun
05:43Oh
06:13What is going on dude stop don't do that again, I'm honestly banning you from doing that again. You cannot shave it
06:40I swear to God you cannot shave it. If you shave if you shave you can't go come to the office
06:47You look like a facetuned chick like when they make dudes look like chicks
06:55Yes, it looks like when they do that when they wouldn't like the Instagram filter where it's like makes you it looks like it
07:00It looks like when Jerry was dressed up like a chick
07:03Jersey Gina that is without pay
07:06Yeah, we're like the reverse Yankees if you show up clean-shaven you got to go home and you don't get paid that day
07:12All right. I can't look at you. Okay. This is the last time. No, this is the last time now, you know
07:18It's crazy, dude. It's crazy. Look at it. I think it'll really teach him if you doc is pay right now
07:23No, Jack fuck up. It's I don't like you look like a normal person here
07:28And then the minute you shave it's like I feel uncomfortable
07:31You make me uncomfortable is the right way to put it it is you guys agree, right?
07:35I'm not like going crazy. It's like I saw him this morning and I went oh
07:40Why'd you do that?
07:51USC that's not gonna be the bad LSU team and LSU historically loses their first game
07:58USC
08:01I think you in October them, California boys come over to be on the big ten
08:05You're catching it's like your kid. They're catching you at the right time
08:09No, that's that's dirty dog ball this guy
08:13He's starting to sound like you know
08:16He was just like he catches that ball in the second quarter different game against, Texas
08:20I just really had to stop him. I was like, you're starting to sound like will Danny told me they're going 11-1
08:26That I'm saying we get absolutely talking schedule
08:34Thought I was high I was like is this what is this a freaky Friday situation like the way he was talking with you
08:40Hey, but I'll be honest like 11 and one's not 11 and one not crazy
08:45my
08:47my spin zones made more sense
08:49I
08:58Never had an excuse when we got dummies by Michigan until cheating came up
09:03For the last five years, I'm like, I promise I'd be no you
09:10Do you know what I call these I call these shower thoughts when you're in the shower or car thoughts when you're in the shower
09:16Car and you're thinking through something
09:18And then you say it out loud to a general public and everyone's like what the fuck did you say?
09:22But in the shower, it sounded great. Yeah, I'm ready to see the museum
09:26I got some business to attend to in there had two cups of coffee
09:29I just really want to soak it all in you know, it's been a hell of a month for Wilcompton hasn't it?
09:35like maybe the best September and
09:37Oh
09:44That's so funny the grand opening is hilarious smells like Wilcoxon's career Wow
09:52Look at that
09:54Look at that. I know he's actually wanted that jersey for a long time. He constantly talks about it
10:01Wow
10:03You don't you don't get that kind of focus on you gotta take it down. Yeah, I gotta take a heavy one as well
10:11Do you want to use your museum?
10:21It's sitting on a warm warm seat after somebody else in my opinion
10:26Oh
10:29Yeah, this is where Jerry did it hey, where is Jerry right now Jerry left their group shot the other day what yeah
10:36We had a group shot with him and just he went to see Jerry
10:40Yes, somebody out of them and then need fucking left the group again. He's been getting mad at us because the whole online
10:46It's just gonna call him a big liberal
10:49Live of the year and he's like he literally is like so mad. Hey, where are you?
10:56I've been driving for an hour and 20 minutes. Okay. What are you doing?
11:14I'm like, I'm like a 70-yard guy 70-yard guy, but he 100 I can play with I think we got to go over
11:19I'm gonna do like 110 or something
11:22Stretch it out
11:25I
11:29Was the whole you did it on yeah, it's tough the machine was rigged
11:32I just remember tooted it dying laughing. I want to do it outside
11:37My next one I want to do outside
11:40Night golf put some lights out there. Yeah, gotta find a course in a lot of Arabia
11:48I think next year we cut you got to come to Riyadh. We'll sit out there and just go
11:52Go with you. So me and you
11:54Incredible just just do it on a Monday or something Tuesday. That'd be hilarious. I'm down. It's on me on a camel
12:03Alright gooch
12:24Mmm
12:28That's nice
12:30All right, all right. Hey Jerry
12:36What that ass
12:39What it was coming with the distance 144 point six, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go eight iron
12:49Don't come on, okay, sorry
12:52I say don't talk his back
12:56Don't talk his back. Oh Jerry
13:00Take another one. No, I'm not gonna talk you take another one. Take another one
13:06Now I get some all
13:21Yeah, that was gonna be right, yeah, I might have been in oh
13:32I think the first one's money
13:43Good oh, wow
13:52Good luck one foot Wow one foot. That was impressive. I only play good when Brooks is around
14:00Yeah
14:05Chained my crib Brooks
14:21Legit think we got me by everybody
14:42You gonna do the gauntlet I am
14:51Oh
15:15You take golfers all the time so you don't know what an athlete looks like
15:22That
15:25Landing scared me a little bit. I thought we had I thought we have a little bit of an injury
15:29We got to do a little contest
15:31100 100 bucks for the first person to make half a point
15:43I was like these lights have to get busted
15:51Oh
15:53Oh
15:55Oh
16:20We have two very special guests here the live boys from team smash
16:25Brooks Koepke and Taylor Gooch in studio. Are you guys nervous about the gauntlet?
16:31No, I think I'll be all right, I'm worried about I
16:34Just don't want to trip. Yeah, you know what? I mean? You did sign the waiver sign the waiver
16:38So now we don't care if you trip. Yeah now I'm good. Yeah. All right, you ready?
16:42All right. Here we go. Three two one go
16:54Oh
16:58Good thing with books is he's not smart
17:15Got no help
17:24Oh
17:32How do you think he's gonna do in the trivia part, um, you know, he's just dumb enough to maybe do okay
17:43Black bear polar bear three largest cities in Italy. Oh, really
17:49I
17:51Was brown pen
17:55253 dang not bad. That was pretty damn good. I think I lost when 11 year old kid. Yeah, no
18:01I oh, you might have my dad that's but that's big justice. He's not just an 11 year old kid. Yeah, he's he's a power hitter
18:11I'm bringing him back. Yeah, these are the naked to the mega jeans. I get you present. You want a pair of the mega jeans?
18:19Okay
18:22Yeah
18:25Yeah, yeah
18:27I'm gonna walk by and you guys are gonna be like damn
18:31Committed to say holy cow. Look at that ass. Yeah, you want to sit down or look at that ass
18:35You say look at that ass first time
18:37Okay, our damn look at that ass and then we'll do a couple takes where you just say like whatever you want
18:43all right, like imagine a
18:45Who's your favorite? Who's like the hottest girl in the world to you?
18:49I
18:54There's millions there are millions there million name a woman
19:05Who is it I used to think Terry was super hot Terry back in the day
19:10Okay, so let me Terry back in the day walks by. Yeah, and then just like say some stuff where you're like, holy shit
19:15Yeah
19:18Got great jeans. Yeah that work. Yeah. Damn. Look at that ass. Hot damn
19:27Look at that ass. I'd love to get all but that give me a
19:33Bonk
19:36Bonk
19:41All right, I think that's good 14 more just for just a half
19:47You