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00:00All right everybody welcome back to the snack boys. I'm Matty. He's Clem today
00:03We're joined by Danny Conrad and today. We'll be reviewing Ritz bits
00:07spicy queso
00:08Spicy queso guy no. I'm more of a Ritz guy
00:12cheese Ritz is elite
00:14Peanut butter one someone argues even better if someone's mom was bringing that to the snack after a baseball game
00:19They instantly went up with my book in the friend rotation, but I'm a little skeptical on the spicy queso paired with the Ritz cracker
00:27I'm being honest. Can I say this is Ritz getting a little a little lazy making sure that they're all clasped with a second cookie. You get a lot of them that are already broken.
00:41Something's not right. Right? Am I right or wrong? You're telling me you're not getting a lot of Jemmy and Tens out of there when you pull them out.
00:46No, I'm getting like a lot of half
00:49Oreos. Someone on the Ritz assembly line isn't doing their job. Yeah, I don't know what I don't know how to properly say that.
00:56I thought you were going a different direction. This is my thought
01:00The Ritz bits I'm old enough to remember I think when Ritz bits came out when they just had the little ones
01:05He had an individual right then they had the sandwich and they had the peanut butter first
01:09I believe and then the cheese and that was it for years
01:12this feels like Ritz bits spicy queso feels like the like
01:17Prim and proper like like buttoned up kid you do in high school and like the first time I was doing mushrooms
01:22I feel like we're going to like a weird spot with Ritz. Ritz is like a fancier cracker. Yeah to be getting spicy queso no less
01:30Queso is one thing
01:32Right, but I'm interested
01:37Smell test could be bad. I don't know
01:39It's hard because the cheese ones are so good. Yeah, make a new variation
01:48I would actually argue that it smells pretty decent. Yes
01:52In New Orleans trying new things. Yeah, exactly. Ritz is letting its guard down for a weekend of craziness in New Orleans. I like it
02:02Would you say Ritz is the missionary cracker of the cracker isle? I feel like it is. That or saltines. It's gotta be saltines.
02:08Yeah, saltines is. Saltines doesn't have sex. They hold hands.
02:12Yeah, virgins. Virgin canes is BYU
02:14How do you how do you guys eat yours? Do you usually take one off the top or just go all in?
02:26That's it you look you got a bad boy right there. Not good. A naked cracker
02:33You do the or do you Oreo it at all or do you pop it off?
02:36Sometimes I do I kind of felt self-conscious to it in front of you guys. That's right. You're among the snack boys. We love anyone who's a snack.
02:41Even someone who don't.
02:44We only do sandwiches. This is my second time. First time we did the
02:48What was the chips ahoy stuff?
02:50Should we sandwich Danny on the couch again?
02:55Kind of dry
02:58Way better than I thought
03:02Yeah, that's a good cheese in there as well. Eddie's gonna probably ask for a glass of milk. Yeah, I mean that's pretty dry
03:09Again, it's so hard to compare it to the OG's. Those are some of the best snacks in the game.
03:16There's a little twinge on that cheese too. It kicks you a little bit in a different way.
03:24I'll tell you I like the cheese
03:26I wish there was a little more and I don't like getting there. Do you think they put these crackers in almost as buffers?
03:31They're like you can't have too much cheese. Yeah, maybe too heavy
03:35They break up in the bag because there's no way they should have this many. The QA process is flawed.
03:41Fallen soldiers. I give them credit for actually having a kick on this with the word spicy in it, so
03:47I'd say like 6.6. If they're not bad, but they're not like I wouldn't be running out to grab these.
03:54I'm gonna go 5.9
03:58Maybe I'm being a nice marketer. 6.8. They have potential for 7.8 though.
04:03If they had made the adjustments, I think we were looking for I think I could have really liked it.
04:07There's just not enough oomph in there for me.
04:10Yeah
04:12Caleb Williams or Ian. You saw some highlights, but you need to get someone else in.
04:17He was waiting for me to say something mean that whole time, and I didn't say anything mean.